Squerpies
final-frontier-2
Wack.
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Zander 21-Jun-18 11:22 AM
@everyone who is interested in playing this:
Please post your characters here.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 11:25 AM
Name: Seth
Race: Elf
Physical Description: Seth is 7 feet and 1 inch tall and has a dirty blonde high and tight haircut. He has a slender yet muscular build. His face is youthful and he has blue eyes about 1/2 centimeter away from his nose. He has a small nose that hovers over a mouth with pursed lips. His skin is fair and has very little blemishes. When in a city he wears a red hoodie with a familiar elven TV show logo on it. When he is on a mission or on the ship he wears a blue T-shirt with the same logo.
Skills: Charisma, Firearms, Hand to Hand Combat.
Personality: Hardheaded, Hardworking, Proud, Sarcastic, amoral, Adventurous, Friendly
Goal in life: To explore the cosmos with his best friend.
Weapon: .50 caliber Desert Eagle and a Combat Knife
(also he doesn't have those giant fucking elf ears his ears are normal just they have pointy ends.) (edited)
Zander 21-Jun-18 11:27 AM
>personality
Brakia 21-Jun-18 11:33 AM
Serpile:
An Argonian engineer with a right robotic arm.

Weapons:
A set of tools, and a standard pistol

Physical Atributes:
He is 5'10", a pinkish-purplish body with a blue plume and a blue underbody, with curly horns. Has a robotic right arm. Normally wears an engineer maintenance suit, but will wear a kimono while exploring.
Skills: Repairs, Technology
Personality:
Hardworking, humorous, humble, explorative.

Goals:
??? (edited)
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 11:34 AM
Good job with the physical description
Brakia 21-Jun-18 11:34 AM
Thanks
Zander 21-Jun-18 11:41 AM
@Brakia Good stuff. Welcome back.
Arky 21-Jun-18 11:59 AM
Name: Lucian Blackwater

Weapons: Custom Scythe his dad made for him, and a standard M9

Personality: Shy, strict, demanding but a sweet guy when you get to know him

Bio: Lucian is a 6 foot, 187 pound male tiefling that lives in the deep parts of the woods near the bigger of the city. Armed only with the scythe his dad gave him and the pistol he has he hopes to reshape his life into something he can be proud of. His current residence is on planet Earth

Goals: ???

(As it stands for Lucian i plan on him wanting to start space travel) (edited)
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 12:04 PM
Dwarf
Elf
Goblin
Ogre
Hobbit
Orc
Troll
Human
Half-Orc
Centaur
Fauns
Satyrs
Koalamen
Junglemuppets
Frogg
Avian
Apex
Hylotl
Glitch
Floran
Vespoids
Vampire
Dark Elf
Catfolk
Lamia
Petrosapien
Gnome
Halfling
Lizardfolk
Hobgoblins
Werewolves
Gnolls
Kobold
Minotaur
Half-Elf
Beastfolk
Black
“But you do see the way people look at you, devil’s child.” Those black eyes, cold as a winter storm, were staring right into her heart and the sudden seriousness in his voice jolted her. “What is it they say?” he asked. “One’s a curiosity, two’s a conspirac...
Zander 21-Jun-18 12:17 PM
👋
Mica 21-Jun-18 12:24 PM
Name: Maia
Race: Centaur (pegasus)
Physical Description: A tall white horse, half woman. Soft blue eyes, elegant wings, Medium length blonde hair with dashes of pink streaks and little braids mixed in. She is 6’4. Small chest. Standard horse build.
Attire: a pastel pink shoulder cape, holographic corset, lavender arm sleeves garnished with holo tassels and sparkles, and star clips in her hair and tail.
Skills: Seamstress, Espionage, Sniping, Celestial star beam.
Personality: Shy, bashful, gentle, friendly.
Personal Goal: Gather star dust, get inspiration for new outfits, make friends. (edited)
@Zander
Zander 21-Jun-18 12:26 PM
I like it
I was thinking on making a Centaur at the beginning of our other game
Mica 21-Jun-18 12:27 PM
!!!!
Zander 21-Jun-18 12:27 PM
But I'm bringing bee man Emmett back
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 12:28 PM
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Zander 21-Jun-18 12:28 PM
But he's a Squoat
Mica 21-Jun-18 12:28 PM
😍
Zander 21-Jun-18 12:28 PM
🐎
I'll be reposting the accepted characters and adding a respective emote for their validation. Credit will be given where its due.
Mica 21-Jun-18 12:30 PM
💕
Zander 21-Jun-18 12:31 PM
💙
Mica 21-Jun-18 12:31 PM
I can also draw your characters if you would like.
Zander 21-Jun-18 12:32 PM
Name: Seth
Person: @Bagelwrecker
Race: Elf
Physical Description: Seth is 7 feet and 1 inch tall and has a blonde high and tight. He has a blonde goatee. He has a slender yet muscular build.
Skills: Charisma, Firearms, Hand to Hand Combat.
Personality: Hardheaded, Hardworking, Proud, Sarcastic, amoral, Adventurous, Friendly (can be a douche at times though)
Goal in life: To explore the cosmos with his best friend.
Validation: ✅ (edited)
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That'd be neat.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 12:32 PM
Oh yeet
Zander 21-Jun-18 12:32 PM
I mean, I'm not changing too much about Emmett except for him being a goat rather than a bee.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 12:32 PM
Gotta make that physical description better
Arky 21-Jun-18 12:34 PM
That or send her a reference picture
Zander 21-Jun-18 12:34 PM
Name: Serpile
Race: Argonian
Person: @Brakia
Physical Atributes: He's an engineer with a right robotic arm. He is 5'10", a pinkish-purplish body with a blue plume and a blue underbody, with curly horns. Has a robotic right arm. Normally wears an engineer maintenance suit, but will wear a kimono while exploring.
Personality: Hardworking, humorous, humble, explorative.
Additional Information: He is rarely seen without with a set of tools, and a standard pistol.
Goals: Unknown
Validation: ✅ (edited)
Pinned a message.
Arky 21-Jun-18 12:37 PM
His alliment is Chaotic Neutral
Zander 21-Jun-18 12:38 PM
Name: Lucian Blackwater
Person: @Arky
Race: Tiefling
Physical Description: Lucian is a 6 foot, 187 pound male tiefling that lives in the deep parts of the woods near the bigger of the city. Armed only with the scythe his dad gave him and the pistol he has he hopes to reshape his life into something he can be proud of.
Personality: Shy, strict, demanding but a sweet guy when you get to know him
Additional Information: Tieflings are a subhuman race with long 4-5 feet tails and horns that extend in relatively any shape. Lucian currently lives on Earth. He has a custom scythe his dad made for him, and a standard M9.
Goals: ???
Validation: ✅ (edited)
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Name: Maia
Person: @Mica
Race: Centaur (pegasus)
Physical Description: A tall white horse, half woman. Soft blue eyes, elegant wings, Medium length blonde hair with dashes of pink streaks and little braids mixed in. She is 6’4. Small chest. Standard horse build.
Attire: a pastel pink shoulder cape, holographic corset, lavender arm sleeves garnished with holo tassels and sparkles, and star clips in her hair and tail.
Skills: Seamstress, Espionage, Sniping, Celestial star beam.
Personality: Shy, bashful, gentle, friendly.
Personal Goal: Gather star dust, get inspiration for new outfits, make friends.
Validation: ✅
Pinned a message.
Santa is Dead 21-Jun-18 02:42 PM
Name: Asier
Race: Shade Walker
Physical Description: Made of shadows, usually bipedal, but sometimes switches to a wisp instead of legs, short blonde hair, glowing green eyes with a little flicker of green flame, slightly translucent. can change form at will, but not to any extremes (like turning into a completely different race)
Attire: none. he doesnt need clothes because there is nothing to cover up.
Skills: Theivery / Stealth, Swordsmanship, light magic,
Personality: serious, but can have a side of humor. (hes not emo)
Personal Goal: Dispensing Justice
Additional Information: Asier weilds two magic weapons that can take the form of either a sword or a whip. Other than this, he does not use much magic. He has a shade walker cat named Rawley who follows him anywhere. (edited)
Santa is Dead 21-Jun-18 03:05 PM
oof i made a sprite because im no good at drawing
i mean the sprite still needs work too but whatever
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 03:26 PM
>airlock
Santa is Dead 21-Jun-18 03:27 PM
oh no
Brakia 21-Jun-18 03:32 PM
Final(?) version
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 03:59 PM
Name: Matthias
Race: Avian
Physical Description: Turquoise plumes and a generally blue color scheme. Lower-average body weight, brown eyes.
Attire: Wears tight short-sleeve shirts and lots of joggers/sweatpants.
Skills: Weapon Handling, Sneaking, somewhat Supernatural Abilities, medical expertise.
Personality: To the point, can adhere to anyone, slightly humorous.
Personal Goal: Changing his old and violent ways to bring hope across the galaxy and set a positive example.
Additional Information: Has supernatural powers that grow as time goes on by finding Artifacts, this does not include invincibility. He is skilled with weaponry, so he can essentially any weapon that he finds. (edited)
Mica 21-Jun-18 04:02 PM
She,,, ✨
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 04:12 PM
very noice
Zander 21-Jun-18 04:19 PM
Name: Matthias
Person: @Enchantingtable2013
Race: Avian
Physical Description: Turquoise plumes and a generally blue color scheme. Lower-average body weight, brown eyes.
Attire: Wears tight short-sleeve shirts and lots of joggers/sweatpants.
Skills: Weapon Handling, Sneaking, somewhat Supernatural Abilities, Basic Abilities
Personality: To the point, can adhere to anyone, slightly humorous.
Personal Goal: Changing his old and violent ways to bring hope across the galaxy and set a positive example.
Additional Information: Has supernatural powers that grow as time goes on by finding Artifacts, this does not include invincibility. He is skilled with weaponry, so he can essentially any weapon that he finds.
Verification: ✅ (edited)
Pinned a message.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 05:58 PM
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:07 PM
Name: Emmett
Person: @Zander
Race: Squoatian
Physical Description: Emmett is a goat-humanoid creature who stands at about six feet tall. From what one can see externally, the fur on his head and hands are brown with a few patches lighter in color. His horns are also a faded yellowish-brown in color.
Attire: From having been launched into space as the role of a spacefarer by his people, he adorns a long sleeved, tight red shirt with orange on the sides and sleeves. His pants are a faded black, and he wears no shoes. (He prefers not to wear them.) He also wears the Emmett Goggles (tm).
Skills: Piloting, Aiming (laser crossbow, pistol, whatever is within those boundaries), Planning (efficiently), Quick Learning
Personality: Naïve in Space Knowledge, Alert (close to the point of paranoia sometimes), Generous, Curious, and has a Conditional Ambitious Attitude. (Laziness is conditional, etc.)
Additional Information: Best Friends with the giant of the group. Is Naïve due to space being locked away from him for most of his life. (edited)
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ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:20 PM
Name: Laav Rokk

Race: Magmen

Physical Description: Body made entirely of Igneous rock, cracks show magma innards. 6' 9" and 400 pounds. Muscular but thin figure. Firey orange-red eyes, fair nose, bald.

Personality: Hot-headed, Sarcastic, Humorous, Intelligent, but negative emotions sometimes take over. Hates to use ranged weapons of any kind.

Skills: Hand-to-hand combat, Intimidation, Strength.

Ability: Can use his hands to shoot magma from his body for incredible destructive damage, but he can only do this for so long, as if he uses it all, he will die. He produces enough lava to completely refill himself in 6 hours, or if he enters a large amount of lava, he can instantly refill himself. (edited)
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Zander 21-Jun-18 06:22 PM
Test Run - 6/21
The group finds themselves docked to Space Station c2187. Inside said Space Station are a welcoming center, a variety of stores and rest areas, and most importantly, a mission board. Collaboratively, the group has 1,000 Ducketts (D). Times have been rough in terms of economy for these five characters.
t!8ball Does Emmett open up the ship entrance?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:25 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:25 PM
Long rides call for long rest.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 06:26 PM
Damn straight boi
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:26 PM
Alright guys we need food, water, ammo, and sex. (edited)
t!8ball Does Seth walk off to go look around?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:26 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 06:28 PM
t!8ball Do I look in the fridge?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:28 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Enchantingtable2013.
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:28 PM
Is sex the only thing on your mind, man?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:29 PM
Food and ammo is also on my mind
Maybe a job
Maybe a handjob
Brakia 21-Jun-18 06:29 PM
t!8ball do i check the ship's logs? (edited)
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:29 PM
A han-of course.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:30 PM
Maybe an actual job
So many jobs (edited)
Brakia 21-Jun-18 06:30 PM
t!8ball do i check the ship's logs?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:30 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Brakia64.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:31 PM
`Let's go check inside.`
t!8ball does Laav go inside?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:31 PM
🎱 | Most likely, ProfessorTree.
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:31 PM
Pft, our last mission was bogus.
t!8ball Does Emmett scrounge in the fridge? (edited)
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:32 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:32 PM
Definitely. No sexy ladies.
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:33 PM
And we've nothing but a single jar of pickles...
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:33 PM
I'll take those.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 06:33 PM
Hook me up man.
Why don't you just worry about hiring some space prostitute?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:33 PM
Space crabs
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:33 PM
`Sounds like a plan to me.`
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:34 PM
Space crabs is our plan?
Isn't that like an STD or something? (edited)
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:34 PM
`I meant get some space hookers.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:34 PM
t!8ball Does Seth leave the ship with pickles in hand in search of a handjob and a job?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:34 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 06:35 PM
t!8ball Do I devour half the jar of pickles?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:35 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Enchantingtable2013.
Brakia 21-Jun-18 06:35 PM
t!8ball do i eat a pickle?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:35 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia64.
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:35 PM
I found a beer!
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:36 PM
Mmmmm.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 06:36 PM
I don't drink bro, enjoy that.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:36 PM
t!8ball do I eat the pickles?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:36 PM
🎱 | Most likely, ProfessorTree.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:36 PM
I could do with some of that.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 06:36 PM
BRO IMMA BEAT YOUR ASS UP.
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:36 PM
Especially since rock man here ate all my pickles (edited)
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:36 PM
`Oh, I'm shaking in my boots.`
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:37 PM
t!8ball Do I shove Matthias out of the way whilst carrying the beer and go out?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:37 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:37 PM
t!8ball do I intimidate Matthias?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:37 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, ProfessorTree.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:37 PM
t!8ball do I intimidate Matthias?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:37 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, ProfessorTree.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:37 PM
t!8ball Does Seth leave the ship with Emmett in search of a handjob and a job?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:37 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:38 PM
Don't get wasted, you hear?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:38 PM
Too late.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 06:38 PM
Bro, rockmen are so huge, god...
You need to go to AA?
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:39 PM
You cunt.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 06:39 PM
t!8ball Do I exit the ship?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:39 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:39 PM
Hey, be glad I didn't smoke any of your space weed.
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:39 PM
It's grass, you idiot.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:39 PM
Dealers are getting scarcer these days.
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:40 PM
I tell you, it's grass. I'm off the smoking for now.
Brakia 21-Jun-18 06:40 PM
t!8ball do i eat a pickle
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:40 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Brakia64.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:40 PM
t!8ball do I exit the ship to follow Seth and Emmet?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:40 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, ProfessorTree.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:40 PM
Mmm. Yeah it's pretty bad habit.
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:41 PM
I feel warmer all of a sudden.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:41 PM
`'sup, NERDS`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:41 PM
Rock man Go refill that jar for us.
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:41 PM
You scare me sometimes, man.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:41 PM
`I have a name, you know.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:41 PM
You can have some later. (edited)
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:41 PM
t!8ball Is there a Pickle Dispenser on the space station?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:41 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:42 PM
Rock man, Laav same thing
You're still our favorite brute.
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:42 PM
Laav, are you buying anything?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:43 PM
t!8ball Does Seth go look for a job on the job board?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:43 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Bagelwrecker.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:43 PM
`No, I think we should try and look for a job.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:43 PM
Nahhh.
I want to fuck something
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:43 PM
`We don't have much cash, now do we?`
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:43 PM
There's a rubber ducky on the ground, if that helps. (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 06:43 PM
t!8ball Do I go out in to deep space?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:43 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Enchantingtable2013.
Brakia 21-Jun-18 06:44 PM
t!8ball do i head back to the ship
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:44 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Brakia64.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:45 PM
t!8ball does Seth pick up the rubber ducky and begin to wanky-wanky?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:45 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, ProfessorTree.
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:45 PM
In public man?
Seriously?
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:45 PM
`What the hell?!`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:45 PM
Not my fault.
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:46 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett head toward the Mission Board?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:46 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:46 PM
t!8ball Is the rubber ducky actually a woman?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:46 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:46 PM
This was a good vagina.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:47 PM
`...`
`I am disgusted.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:47 PM
I'll pocket this for later.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 06:48 PM
t!8ball Do I exit the ship and go to deep space?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:48 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Enchantingtable2013.
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:48 PM
Nothing worth enough, man...
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:48 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:49 PM
`Here's an idea: how about we stop fucking rubber ducks and look for a job?`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:49 PM
Maybe we can make a prostitution ring?
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:49 PM
I'm over here doing that!
Brakia 21-Jun-18 06:49 PM
`im going to check on the ship's engine`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:49 PM
Here's an idea for you rockman: I'm the captain so fuck off. (edited)
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:50 PM
`I suggest you back up before I melt you.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:50 PM
I fucked ur mum
Brakia 21-Jun-18 06:50 PM
t!8ball do i check the ship's engines
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:50 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Brakia64.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:50 PM
`That's hilarious.`
t!8ball do I intimidate Seth?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:50 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, ProfessorTree.
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:51 PM
I've met Seth's mom before. Not a nice woman.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:51 PM
t!8ball do I intimidate Seth? (edited)
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:51 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, ProfessorTree.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:51 PM
t!8ball Do I use my charisma to make Laav start crossdressing?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:51 PM
🎱 | Yes, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:52 PM
Screw you two.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:52 PM
Bleee bleee blah blah
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:52 PM
`Wait...why do I feel a sudden urge to put on panties?`
Zander 21-Jun-18 06:52 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett take up a mission that takes place in the space station?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:52 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:52 PM
We all have that urge at some point.
t!8ball Does Seth take up a mission that takes place in the space station?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:53 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Bagelwrecker.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 06:54 PM
t!8ball Do I see a pocketwatch float through my view?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:54 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Enchantingtable2013.
Brakia 21-Jun-18 06:54 PM
`WTF is Laav doing out there?`
t!8ball Do i check what Laav is doing?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:54 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Brakia64.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:55 PM
Anyways I'm going to go look at the mission board with Emmett.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:55 PM
t!8ball do I walk up to the job board and take a job that takes place on a nearby planet?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:55 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, ProfessorTree.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:55 PM
I'm down to a clip for my Baby. (edited)
t!8ball do I walk up to the job board and take a job that takes place on this station?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:56 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:57 PM
Hey Emmett look at this when you get a chance. It's got sexy women.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 06:57 PM
`I didn't know that mops classified as sexy women.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 06:58 PM
Depends on the mops I'm fucking.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 06:58 PM
t!8ball Do i see a pocketwatch float into my view?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:58 PM
🎱 | Yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 06:58 PM
Cooooollll....
Brakia 21-Jun-18 06:59 PM
t!8ball Do i exit the ship?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 06:59 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Brakia64.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:00 PM
`how about a job with a higher pay?`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:00 PM
How about no.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:00 PM
t!8ball do I take a job with a high pay that takes place on a nearby planet?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:00 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, ProfessorTree.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:01 PM
t!8ball Are we out of fuel?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:01 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:01 PM
`Like this one. This one looks good.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:01 PM
Fuel is kinda expensive these days.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 07:01 PM
t!8ball Do I grab the pocketwatch?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:01 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Enchantingtable2013.
Brakia 21-Jun-18 07:02 PM
t!8ball do i exit the ship?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:02 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Brakia64.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:02 PM
We need food and water more than fuel so lets do the job that takes place here first.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:02 PM
`What took you so long?`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:02 PM
We also can get sexy ladies.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:02 PM
`Fine. But we're doing this one next.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:03 PM
Which in turn is enough.
Depends.
What's the mission specify?
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:04 PM
`It says here...we have to get some stolen artifact and return it to "The Grand Elder."`
`Sounds easy enough.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:04 PM
Hmmm.
Might be worth it.
Here's a better idea we take the job and we steal said artifact then kill the grand elder.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:05 PM
`Maybe we can steal it for a third time and sell it on the black market? Heh heh`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:05 PM
Flawless plan.
We can maybe get 50,000 D's
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:05 PM
`Yeah, we'll steal it, turn it in, assassinate the old coot, and triple our gain.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:06 PM
t!8ball Do I use my charisma on a female and bring her to my captain's quarters?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:06 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:06 PM
But we do that after this job and after I have sex with this woman.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 07:07 PM
t!8ball Do I grab the Pocketwatch?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:07 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 07:07 PM
Strangely bright...
Almost blinding.
Brakia 21-Jun-18 07:07 PM
`What are you doing?` (edited)
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:07 PM
🆙 | Brakia64 leveled up!
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:07 PM
`You are just a sex machine, ain'tchya?` (edited)
`We picked out two jobs.`
`Easy one first, then we get fuel and steal some artifact back for "The Grand Elder."`
Brakia 21-Jun-18 07:08 PM
`Any of those require a...Mechanical touch?`
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:09 PM
`Maybe, I don't have a clue.`
Brakia 21-Jun-18 07:09 PM
t!8ball do i head back to the ship?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:09 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Brakia64.
Brakia 21-Jun-18 07:09 PM
`i'll be on the ship.`
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:10 PM
(Go you Rock Man)
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:10 PM
`alright.`
t!8ball do I read the job that takes place here?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:11 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, ProfessorTree.
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:11 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett anywhere to be seen by the others?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:11 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:12 PM
Let's finish this up, I have a little bit of work to do.
"Of course."
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:12 PM
`We just gotta clean up the place.`
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:12 PM
Hey, guys? I'm going to do this other thing solo. Only gives like 200 D, but we can fuel like three quarters of the tank with it.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:12 PM
`Shouldn't take long. It should get us enough cash to buy some food and fuel.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:12 PM
t!8ball Does the woman attack me for my plans to kill the Elder?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:12 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Bagelwrecker.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:12 PM
`Sounds good.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:13 PM
FUCK
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:13 PM
Just requires me to... Drive a man to the hospital?
I dunno where the hospital is on these things.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:14 PM
t!8ball Do I draw my Desert Eagle and fire a shot to her chest?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:14 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Bagelwrecker.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 07:14 PM
t!8ball Do I now awaken with a mark on my hand?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:14 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:14 PM
t!8ball Do I draw my Desert Eagle and fire a shot to her chest?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:14 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:14 PM
Fucking hell.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:14 PM
`Was that a gunshot?`
Brakia 21-Jun-18 07:15 PM
t!8ball Do i check on Seth?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:15 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Brakia64.
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:15 PM
"You think a simple gunshot can kill the Grand Elder's Daughter?!"
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:15 PM
Um. No but maybe my acidic sperm will?
t!8ball Do I convince her my sperm is acidic?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:16 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:16 PM
"I bathe in acid, you twit."
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:16 PM
Hot.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:16 PM
t!8ball do I go into the Captain's Quarters to see what the gunshot was?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:16 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, ProfessorTree.
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:17 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett find the man and the floating vehicle with him?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:17 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:17 PM
Um I also have space crabs and space aids.
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:17 PM
This guy didn't provide coordinates!
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:17 PM
And a whole list of stds.
Should of read the fine print.
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:17 PM
"I mean, I have space crabs too."
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:18 PM
t!8ball Do I throw her out of the window and abscond?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:18 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:19 PM
Hey, anyone there?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:19 PM
I am going to leave now.
You stay.
Stay
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 07:19 PM
t!8ball Do I now awaken with a mark on my hand?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:19 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Enchantingtable2013.
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:19 PM
Anyone? I can't read these numbers.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:20 PM
Can't right now currently fucking the daughter of some god or shit.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:20 PM
`I doubt it.`
Brakia 21-Jun-18 07:20 PM
t!8ball Do i check on all of the ships's programs?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:20 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Brakia64.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:21 PM
t!8ball do I go check on Seth?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:21 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, ProfessorTree.
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:21 PM
"I'm going to fucking kill you for disgracing my father!"
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:21 PM
`Seth, what the hell are you doing?`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:21 PM
Maybe fighting with my new wife.
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:21 PM
t!8ball Does the man Emmett needs to hospitalize latch onto his back?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:21 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:21 PM
`Doesn't sound like a good relationship.`
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:22 PM
What the hell?!
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:22 PM
t!8ball Do I kick her out a window and shoot her a few times?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:22 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:22 PM
Fuck you.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 07:23 PM
t!8ball Do I wake up with a mark on my hand?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:23 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:23 PM
No space thots up in this here ship
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:23 PM
"Go to the medic's place."
Any vehicle?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:23 PM
"I'll get you for this!"
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:23 PM
"Yeah, you."
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 07:23 PM
That's a nice nap. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:23 PM
We'll fuck later, have a great day.
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:23 PM
(Fuck me.)
Brakia 21-Jun-18 07:24 PM
`All the systems check out. I should probably check on Seth.`
t!8ball Do i check on Seth
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:24 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Brakia64.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:24 PM
Anyways.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:24 PM
`You want me to kill her before she goes and tells her pops?`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:24 PM
Nah.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:24 PM
`I think I should.`
Brakia 21-Jun-18 07:24 PM
`what happened in here?` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:25 PM
Her vagina was better than most to be honest.
So I'd keep her alive. Well worth the space crabs.
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:25 PM
(Turns out her vagina was moist from the space crab nest.) (edited)
Brakia 21-Jun-18 07:25 PM
`That doesn't answer my question.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:27 PM
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:27 PM
`He was banging the daughter of our assassination target.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:27 PM
Not an assassination target.
Brakia 21-Jun-18 07:28 PM
`Just can't keep it in your pants, can you?`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:28 PM
He's the guy we're killing later. But he doesn't have a bounty as far as I know.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:28 PM
t!8ball do I chase after the "space thot?"
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:28 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, ProfessorTree.
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:28 PM
This wasn't in the description of the mission, man.
t!8ball Does Emmett start to tire out about halfway to the medic's station?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:29 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:29 PM
How far is this place?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:29 PM
Anyways we got ladies to bone and not a lot of time.
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:30 PM
"As far as you want it to be, cattle."
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:30 PM
Let's get this bodyguard mission over with.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 07:30 PM
What's this mark?
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:30 PM
You're bleeding on my fur now.
"Not my fault."
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:31 PM
Shut up Matthias and help us with this mission.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 07:31 PM
Fine...?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:32 PM
t!8ball Do we all leave the ship leaving Serpile behind?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:32 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Bagelwrecker.
Enchantingtable2013 21-Jun-18 07:32 PM
t!8ball When I clench my fist, does the mark light up?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:32 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:32 PM
Lets pick up some ammo and shit first.
Mission starts at 1300. It's currently 1100.
Brakia 21-Jun-18 07:33 PM
`I'm heading out for better tools.`
t!8ball Do i change into my Kimono?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:34 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Brakia64.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:34 PM
We have two hours to buy stuff we need.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:34 PM
`Those pickles made me tired.`
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:34 PM
You're killing my back.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:34 PM
Get some lavajuice.
It'll help.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:35 PM
t!8ball do I go to my quarters and go to sleep?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:35 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, ProfessorTree.
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:35 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett starting to tire?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:35 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Zander.
ProfessorTree 21-Jun-18 07:36 PM
`Screw fate. I'm taking a nap.`
Zander 21-Jun-18 07:36 PM
Frick.
"Too immature to say "fuck". (edited)
Bagelwrecker 21-Jun-18 07:36 PM
t!8ball Does Seth use his charisma to buy more bullets at a cheap price? (edited)
t!8ball Does Seth use his charisma to buy more bullets at a cheap price?
Tatsumaki 21-Jun-18 07:37 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 21-Jun-18 09:47 PM
Test Run Ended - 6/21
Pinned a message.
Zander 23-Jun-18 06:59 PM
@Final Frontier
We're starting this off from the Test Session, where the group was last seen starting a mission on a space station.
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:01 PM
`Well, we're here.` (edited)
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:01 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Brakia64.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:04 PM
t!8ball Do I look at the One-handed firearms?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:04 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:05 PM
Jeez, akimbo is just so appealing.
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:05 PM
Get Silas in here
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:05 PM
Meh. Too showy.
I'll keep my deagle for a little longer.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:06 PM
I honestly think I'll go for something akimbo.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:06 PM
Go ahead. As long as you're efficient
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:07 PM
Hue hue hue
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:08 PM
t!8ball Do I look at the laser pistols?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:08 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:10 PM
t!8ball Do i walk to the mechanic's shop?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:10 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Brakia64.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:10 PM
Let me see what I want...
NotSoBot 23-Jun-18 07:11 PM
@Bagelwrecker: https://mods.nyc/help
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:11 PM
t!help
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:11 PM
``rb
Standard Commands List
`
Use
t!help [command] to get more info on a specific command, for example: t!help rank

**1. Core - **
help invite leveledroles ping selfroles support
**2. Social - **
background badges dailies profile rank reputation setinfo settitle top
**3. Fun - **
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**4. Economy - **
credits points
**5. Utilities - **
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# Don't include the example brackets when using commands!
# To view mod commands, use t@help
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:11 PM
t!choose Pistol, SMG, Shotgun
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:11 PM
| Enchantingtable2013, You need to give at least 2 options.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:12 PM
!help choose
!help [choose]
t!help choose
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:12 PM
t!choose Makes a choice for you

Usage: t!choose <option 1> | <option 2> | [options...]

Examples:
t!choose cat | dog | mouse chooses between a cat, a dog or a mouse
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:12 PM
t!choose poop|poop
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:12 PM
| Zander, You need to give at least 2 options.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:12 PM
You want a run down on the mission?
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:13 PM
t!choose Silas is a hyphen | Sean is green Martian
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:13 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Sean is green Martian!
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:13 PM
t!choose <Pistol> <SMG> <Shotgun>
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:13 PM
| Enchantingtable2013, You need to give at least 2 options.
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:13 PM
|
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:14 PM
t!choose Pistol | SMG | Shotgun
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:14 PM
🤔 | Enchantingtable2013, I pick Shotgun!
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:14 PM
t!8ball do I look at the laser pistols?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:14 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:15 PM
Those shotguns look tasty.
And yeah, I have no clue what's going on.
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:15 PM
t!8ball do I wake up and start my way towards the others?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:15 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, ProfessorTree.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:16 PM
So we'll be guarding a daughter of this space station's president, apparently they've ran low on personnel.
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:16 PM
`*yawn*...Alright, I should go see the others.`
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:16 PM
t!8ball Has Emmett made it to the hospital yet?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:16 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Zander.
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:16 PM
Your weight is like a dagger.
"Why is this taking you so long?"
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:17 PM
`They have a nice selection.`
t!choose Wrench | Drill | Hammer
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:18 PM
🤔 | Brakia64, I pick Drill!
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:19 PM
`I have enough to buy this drill` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:20 PM
*whistle*
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:20 PM
t!8ball Judge | HammR | SharpShooTR
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:20 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:21 PM
t!8ball do I look at the laser pistols?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:21 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:21 PM
Seth, do you have a remote scale?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:21 PM
What's a remote scale?
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:21 PM
Fuck.
Serpile, do you have a remote scale?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:22 PM
Mmmm vari nice
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:22 PM
`I think I have one back at the ship, Emmet`
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:23 PM
Good looking laser pistols, you got here.
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:24 PM
t!8ball have I reached the others yet?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:24 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, ProfessorTree.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:24 PM
"Only the best for the best."
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:24 PM
`I should be there soon, guys.`
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:24 PM
Alright we're buying things currently.
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:24 PM
`Oh hey, Laav's awake`
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:25 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett at the hospital yet?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:25 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:25 PM
Fuck you and your wounds.
"Gee, thanks."
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:26 PM
t!8ball do i buy the drill?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:26 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Brakia64.
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:26 PM
`I'm buying this one.`
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:26 PM
Give me the damn Ducketts.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:26 PM
t!choose Judge | HammR | SharpShooTR
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:26 PM
🤔 | Enchantingtable2013, I pick HammR!
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:27 PM
I like this one.
Auto fire is a nice feature.
Can't really afford any mods for it though.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:27 PM
t!8ball Do I convince the Cashier to give me a finely engraved laser pistol for 300 duckets?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:27 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:27 PM
t!8ball Do I convince the Cashier to give me a finely engraved laser pistol for 300 duckets?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:27 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:27 PM
t!8ball Do I convince the Cashier to give me a finely engraved laser pistol for 300 duckets?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:27 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:28 PM
Thanks again.
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:28 PM
t!8ball have I reached the shop yet?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:28 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, ProfessorTree.
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:28 PM
`This is taking longer than expected...`
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:29 PM
You got an hour don't worry.
We're buying weapons, but you don't need a weapon.
You got your rocky fists.
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:31 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett go back to the ship and take a shower to get the blood out of his fur?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:31 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:31 PM
Hey Emmett we're doing a mission.
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:32 PM
I look as if I murdered someone.
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:32 PM
`True, but a strong melee would be nice. Just because I've got rock-hard fists doesn't mean it doesn't hurt to punch.`
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:32 PM
It's going to be high paying and may have busty women.
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:32 PM
t!8ball Does Serpile run into Laav on his way back to the ship?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:32 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Brakia64.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:32 PM
Priorities my dude.
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:32 PM
A mission? I just got us 200 D. I'm drenched in possibly infected blood and I'm tired.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:33 PM
It's a bodyguard mission.
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:33 PM
`We can use it to buy food and fuel.`
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:33 PM
We'll be guarding the president's daughter.
:upsidedownok:
got em
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:33 PM
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:34 PM
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:34 PM
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:34 PM
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:34 PM


Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:34 PM
Santa is Dead 23-Jun-18 07:34 PM
From what I understand you guys are in a shop or something?
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:34 PM
Space Station
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:34 PM
Me and max are
Santa is Dead 23-Jun-18 07:35 PM
Oh ok
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:35 PM
Alright well take a nap Emmett.
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:35 PM
Hey, Serpile? The shower's on the fritz.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:35 PM
Shit.
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:36 PM
`I'll see to fixing it`
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:36 PM
t!choose 4 | 6 | 8
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:36 PM
🤔 | Enchantingtable2013, I pick 4!
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:36 PM
Probably that hairy woman I boned a while back.
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:36 PM
`Of course it was`
Santa is Dead 23-Jun-18 07:36 PM
(Can I take this time to make my character enter)
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:36 PM
of course it was bleh bleh blah blah
Shut up and eat the Laav's butt.
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:37 PM
@Santa is Dead When it's your turn
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:37 PM
`I heard that.`
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:37 PM
`No thanks`
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:37 PM
Good.
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:37 PM
You're offline, so we don't know what position you should be in
Santa is Dead 23-Jun-18 07:37 PM
Whoops
I'm online now
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:38 PM
You're after Silas.
Santa is Dead 23-Jun-18 07:38 PM
What's does that mean
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:38 PM
in order
Santa is Dead 23-Jun-18 07:38 PM
In order of speaking?
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:38 PM
of rolling the 8ball
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:39 PM
t!8ball Do I buy 11 Laser Batteries TM?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:39 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Bagelwrecker.
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:39 PM
`Alright, I'm here.`
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:39 PM
Buy anything you want.
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:40 PM
`Hey, Shopkeep. Do you have any heavy melee weapons?`
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:41 PM
"Of course I do whatcha lookin fer?"
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:41 PM
`Maybe a warhammer, or a battleaxe?`
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:41 PM
"I got axes. I got hammers."
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:42 PM
Serp, I'm drenched.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:42 PM
"You want a hammer with a rocket on it?"
"I got it."
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:42 PM
Seth, get an axe for me man.
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:42 PM
`I'll check the piping`
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:42 PM
Ask the rockman.
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:42 PM
Laav, axe?
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:43 PM
`I'll get you one.`
`I'll take a rocket hammer and a Waraxe.`
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:43 PM
"Alright."
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:43 PM
What
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 07:44 PM
Name:Jacob climm
Person: @Master JRM

Race:human

Physical description: A short male human (5.6) weighing in at a whopping 95 pounds has black hair black eyes always wears sunglasses a fake mustache and a constant boner not very physically active but Is very good at arm wrestling 😏

Personality: laid back and chilled dude who is bisexual and when it comes to choice he prefers orgy hates memes unless about NSFW material he is bad at grammar and had an IQ of 40

Skills: Good morale boost for self and others, Very lucky, Body does not age(body of 24 year old man)

Ability: As seen in the past Jacob has the ability to jack off anytime he wants and for however long he wants once he jerked for years straight and his ejaculation is acid to any material except his own skin and metal.
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ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:44 PM
t!choose 600 | 700 | 800
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:44 PM
🤔 | ProfessorTree, I pick 800!
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:44 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett try to open up the shower? (edited)
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:44 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:45 PM
"Thanks for your business."
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:46 PM
t!8ball Do i find the problem with the shower?``
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:46 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Brakia64.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:46 PM
Alright we ready?
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:46 PM
`I'm good.`
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:46 PM
Sure bro. (edited)
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:46 PM
`There's a dead racoon stuck in the pipes.` (edited)
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:47 PM
`We need to get this waraxe back to Emmet, though.`
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:47 PM
Probably Jacob.
Go bring it to him Laav.
`
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:47 PM
`Alright, I'm off.`
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:47 PM
PIN GRAVE
Santa is Dead 23-Jun-18 07:48 PM
Who is sold after
Silas
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:48 PM
sold?
Santa is Dead 23-Jun-18 07:48 PM
Silas not sold
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:49 PM
???
Santa is Dead 23-Jun-18 07:49 PM
In the 8 ball rolling (edited)
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 07:50 PM
please help my dog has a boner
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:50 PM
That's normal.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:50 PM
t!8ball Does laav finally give the axe to Emmett and rush back to us?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:50 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:51 PM
t!8ball Does laav finally give the axe to Emmett and run back to us?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:51 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 07:51 PM
But it’s bigger than some of the guys I’ve been with
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:51 PM
None of my business.
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:51 PM
t!8ball Do I finally give the axe to Emmet and run back to the others?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:51 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, ProfessorTree.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 07:51 PM
Where is anus dolphin
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:51 PM
Time to GTFO.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:52 PM
Yep.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 07:52 PM
I think he was lost in Nam
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:52 PM
We're heading to The Farhanam Hotel.
Santa is Dead 23-Jun-18 07:52 PM
Wait are you guys still at the space station
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 07:52 PM
May he rape all the female women in dolphin heaven
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:52 PM
A dead Raccoon?!
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:53 PM
`Yes, a dead racoon.`
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:53 PM
Yes
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:53 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett find said raccoon and take it out?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:53 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:53 PM
Wait
Did he take it out already
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:53 PM
no
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:54 PM
Oh, alright.
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:54 PM
`Thanks.` (edited)
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:54 PM
I feel violated.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 07:54 PM
It’s not my fault my dog has a raccoon fetish
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:54 PM
@Santa is Dead Alright
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:54 PM
t!8ball Do i head to my bead?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:54 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Brakia64.
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:55 PM
t!8ball Do i head to my bed?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:55 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Brakia64.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:55 PM
t!8ball Do we begin walking to our mission site?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:55 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 07:56 PM
I feel like a poor man going on foot.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:56 PM
Alright, Let's head out.
Brakia 23-Jun-18 07:56 PM
`Screw it, I'm just falling asleep right here.`
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:56 PM
I'm going to take a shower now. Hopefully this doesn't clog the drain.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 07:56 PM
t!8ball Do I find a way out of where I am?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:56 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Master JRM.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:56 PM
Meh.
Car's are expensive on this space station.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 07:56 PM
Hello bone bros
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:57 PM
Jacob, can you not be in here?
In the restroom, I mean.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:57 PM
t!8ball Do we arrive and are greeted by the head of security?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:57 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 07:57 PM
Have you ever wondered why I am here
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:57 PM
Probably because you got drunk and passed out on the toilet.
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:58 PM
t!8ball Do we arrive and are greeted by the head of security?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:58 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, ProfessorTree.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 07:58 PM
When a drunk women and a hobo have sex...
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:58 PM
Can you not now?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 07:58 PM
"Are you three the ones that took the job?"
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 07:58 PM
Yes multiple women
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 07:59 PM
`That's us.`
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 07:59 PM
Showers always make me think of Mom and dad in that dumpster
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:59 PM
t!8ball Are there curtains on the shower?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 07:59 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 07:59 PM
what a shame
Zander 23-Jun-18 07:59 PM
If you're not leaving, Then leave me alone.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:00 PM
"Come in then."
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:00 PM
I thought we were telling campfire stories
ProfessorTree 23-Jun-18 08:00 PM
`I'll stay here and watch out.`
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:00 PM
You want to hear a story?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:00 PM
Sounds good.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:00 PM
Mind if I follow, Seth? (edited)
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:00 PM
My dogs bonnet tells a story
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:01 PM
Sure go ahead.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:01 PM
I had to carry a nearly dead guy on my back for about an hour for practically no Ducketts.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:01 PM
Aight.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:01 PM
Sounds like teen spirit
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:02 PM
t!8ball Does the man begin speaking to us about the details?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:02 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Enchantingtable2013.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:02 PM
t!8ball Do I leave the restroom
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:02 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Master JRM.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:02 PM
Probably smells like shit, doesn't it?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:02 PM
t!8ball Does the man begin speaking to us about the details?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:02 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:03 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett start to take said shower finally?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:03 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:03 PM
"You'll be guarding the president's daughter, Roseline."
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:03 PM
My sunglasses are getting a little... FOooOogy let me NOT take them off
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:03 PM
"There has been rumors of a planned assassination on her."
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:04 PM
That's unfortunate, sir.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:04 PM
"You are here to prevent that, if nothing happens and you stop the assassination you'll get 15,000 Ducketts."
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:05 PM
Because I never take them off
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:05 PM
15,000 D?!
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:06 PM
in a murmur Quiet down...
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:06 PM
Sounds good, now I have a question. How large are her breasts?
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:06 PM
So hows it like
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:06 PM
"Very large sir."
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:06 PM
Shower's cold.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:06 PM
What happened to professional, Seth...?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:07 PM
This is critical to the mission.
Bigger the boobs the more mass.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:07 PM
You ever wonder what it id like having a boner underwater
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:07 PM
I think you wouldn't want to smell steaming bloody pelt, would you?
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:07 PM
Sureeee.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:07 PM
And, having a boner underwater?
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:08 PM
You ever get a phone call and it says scam likely
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:08 PM
Just feels kinda weightless.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:09 PM
You ever see finding Nemo
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:09 PM
Anyways we'll get to work here.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:09 PM
Is that a movie?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:09 PM
We're licensed professionals.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:09 PM
Princess will be A OK sir.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:09 PM
You ever wanted to eat a condom
It wants like you to away harry wizard
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:10 PM
We'll handle it from here
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:11 PM
Jacob, for real. Are you drunk?
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:11 PM
t!8ball Do we now leave to go for her room?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:11 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Enchantingtable2013.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:11 PM
You ever see a video of a mourning women doing porn
t!8ball Do I suddenly remember why I’m here
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:12 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Master JRM.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:12 PM
t!8ball Do we now leave to go for her room?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:12 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Bagelwrecker.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:12 PM
Well, you seem to be keen this mission.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:12 PM
Math would you mind waiting outside setting up the sentries?
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:13 PM
Something on your mind?
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:13 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett put his head out of the curtains to check on his strange, stupid friend?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:13 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Zander.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:13 PM
Sure can do bud.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:13 PM
So remember here why to be mom dad poop eat dumpsters breast milk
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:13 PM
Alright
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:13 PM
Jacob?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:13 PM
I'll be fortifying the windows.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:13 PM
t!choose 2 Sentries | 3 Sentries | 4 Sentries
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:13 PM
🤔 | Enchantingtable2013, I pick 3 Sentries!
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:14 PM
why what where who how when
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:14 PM
You're a robot, aren't you?
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:14 PM
My Mom drink mother eat like op dogs in anus dolphin
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:15 PM
Just setting up machinery...
La dee da dee da...
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:15 PM
... Poop butt Seth swingy leg crumpets?
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:15 PM
SLIDE UP ON ME NOW.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:15 PM
t!8ball Does Jacob need medical help?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:15 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Master JRM.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:15 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett get out of the shower and check on Jacob?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:15 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:16 PM
You're concerning me.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:16 PM
t!8ball does Seth quickly have sex with the president's daughter?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:16 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:16 PM
Just kidding, I have no clue what I'm doing.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:16 PM
OW FUCK
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:16 PM
t!8ball Do I also set up spycams?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:16 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Enchantingtable2013.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:16 PM
No mother poop on me nam help Binet belly my Arnold in womb
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:16 PM
Ouch me thumb hurt.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:17 PM
There we go, good 6 spycams. (edited)
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:17 PM
Me help
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:17 PM
Hey guys? I think Jacob is suffering even worse from mental retardation.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:17 PM
Easy as pie.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:17 PM
As expected.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:17 PM
No please
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:17 PM
I wouldn't doubt it, Emmett.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:18 PM
t!8ball does Jacob leave the restroom?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:18 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Master JRM.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:18 PM
t!8ball does Seth quickly have sex with the president's daughter?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:18 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:18 PM
So quickie before the prude bird get here?
"Sure."
(AFTER)
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:19 PM
... Oh, come on Seth. Now? I'm turning off my comms.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:19 PM
So what was my job again?
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:19 PM
What's he doing...?
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:19 PM
I have the strangest boner now.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:19 PM
Oh she's already dead.
Welp
There goes my boner.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:20 PM
What?!
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:20 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett get dressed and moved out of the restroom?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:20 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:20 PM
Watch this Math.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:20 PM
Doctor need my me help please
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:21 PM
Are you wounded?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:21 PM
We'll make her into a puppet and then we'll buy our fuel and fly away.
We do the speech
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:21 PM
Nam help my dolphin anus
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:21 PM
Um...
How would that be done?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:21 PM
I'll show you.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:21 PM
... Your ass is hurting you?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:22 PM
First we steal all the valuables.
Then I cry because I might've fucked a dead person.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:23 PM
Ass dolphin no anus hurt no me
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:23 PM
Hah, that's off the bucket list!
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:23 PM
Do humans have a dorsal fin?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:23 PM
Then we stick a stick up the woman's taint, the area between the crotch and the asshole
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:24 PM
Ummmm.........
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:24 PM
and then We do the speech
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:24 PM
15k duckets, right?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:24 PM
Now we all know who has the best female voice and that's obviously Jacob.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:25 PM
That's true.
t!8ball Do I call jacob on the comms device?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:25 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Enchantingtable2013.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:25 PM
t!8ball Do I have a dolphin in my ass?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:25 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Master JRM.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:25 PM
;8 Do we do everything on the list except the speech?
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:25 PM
t!8ball Is there a dolphin in Jacob's ass?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:25 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:26 PM
t!8ball Do we do everything on the list except the speech?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:26 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:26 PM
Dolphin ass HELP ME IT HURTS
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:26 PM
t!8ball Do we do everything on the list except the speech?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:26 PM
🎱 | Yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:26 PM
Fuck, man.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:27 PM
Alright Jacob do the speech in a girl voice.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:27 PM
Can't you take it out yourself?
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:27 PM
Someone call a dermatologist
My Mom once told me money means nothing when it comes to to oyster
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:28 PM
I'm going to have to do this, aren't I?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:28 PM
t!8ball are our comms working?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:28 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:29 PM
t!8ball Is Jacob's com on?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:29 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:30 PM
t!8ball Do I see a pocketwatch in Seth's pocket?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:30 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:30 PM
(aside) Wow, another pocketwatch.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:31 PM
t!8ball Does the speech end well?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:31 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:31 PM
(aside) Strange they appear so much, and that mark appeared after I touched one in a dream.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:31 PM
t!8ball Does Matthias immediately turn into a 1 in. diameter marble in his aside?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:31 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:31 PM
(aside)Boring boring boring boring boring (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:32 PM
t!8ball Does the speech end well?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:32 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:32 PM
Fuck
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:32 PM
"Who are these guys? What's wrong with the President's Daughter?"
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:33 PM
"IMPOSTER" "FAKE"
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:33 PM
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIT A MARINE ANIMAL IN YOUR ANUS?
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:33 PM
(in a murmur)Fuck...
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:33 PM
t!8ball Do I throw the body into the crowd?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:33 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:33 PM
Keep going.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:33 PM
Ok....
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:34 PM
(As the puppet) Free Sex for all!
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:34 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett try to pull the dolphin out by the back fins?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:34 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:34 PM
(as the puppet) You can all suck on my huge cow tits
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:34 PM
I'm pulling this thing out.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:35 PM
Wow, way to wow the crowd.
t!8ball Does the crowd take the bait, mesmerized by the "daughter"?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:36 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Enchantingtable2013.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:36 PM
[Com is on] Guys, I'm having to pull a dolphin out of Jacob's asshole.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:36 PM
Alright Math, lets head back to the room.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:37 PM
[to Emmett] Have fun.
Sounds good man.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:37 PM
t!8ball do we walk away from the crowd without any incidents?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:37 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:37 PM
t!8ball Is the dolphin coming out?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:37 PM
🎱 | Yes, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:37 PM
Night Night Roseline.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:37 PM
I have to say, I'm proud of you.
Can I ask about that watch you got?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:39 PM
This one? It's a family heirloom.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:39 PM
Oh...
Um, could I have it for just a second? I swear, you can even watch me with it.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:40 PM
Sure I guess, don't break it.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:40 PM
Thanks.
t!8ball Upon taking the pocketwatch, do am I enthralled by it and begin receiving messages?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:41 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:42 PM
t!8ball Do I use my charisma to get our payment early?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:42 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:42 PM
t!8ball Do I use my charisma to get our payment early?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:42 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Bagelwrecker.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:42 PM
"Great, you found one! These watches have energy tied to certain events in history, doing so will make your mark much more useful."
How so?
"You'll see."
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:43 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett take it out yet?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:43 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:43 PM
Thanks, you can have it back now.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:43 PM
Alright.
Let's take out those guards over there.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:44 PM
Sure.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:45 PM
t!8ball using hand to hand do I knock out on of the guards?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:45 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:45 PM
t!8ball using hand to hand do I knock out one of the guards?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:45 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:45 PM
t!8ball using hand to hand do I knock out one of the guards?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:45 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:45 PM
t!8ball using hand to hand do I knock out one of the guards?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:45 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:45 PM
t!8ball using hand to hand do I knock out one of the guards?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:45 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:46 PM
"Oh, and on a pseudonote, you have your first ability, you can now blink short distances."
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:46 PM
That was a good sleep jerk
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:46 PM
I took out the dolphin.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:46 PM
fucking do something. Stop standing about.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:46 PM
That is weird
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:47 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett contact his bud?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:47 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Zander.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:47 PM
Why you no like me Seth
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:47 PM
Hey, Seth. The dolphin's out.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:47 PM
t!8ball Do I run up and blow the guards' brains out?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:47 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:47 PM
very cool
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:47 PM
t!8ball are my cons on
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:47 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Master JRM.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:47 PM
t!8ball Do I run up and blow the guards' brains out?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:47 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Enchantingtable2013.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:48 PM
t!8ball are my cons on?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:48 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Master JRM.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:48 PM
Also, I need some of those Ducketts, man.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:49 PM
t!8ball Does math suffer from 8th grader syndrome?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:49 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:49 PM
its when some kids you know suddenly tries to act cool like they are the main character of a show.but mostly its just childish delusions for example like when you see someone trying to act like a anime character then you know he or she has eighth grade syndrome.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:52 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett finally go out to the shops?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:52 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:52 PM
You're welcome.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:52 PM
t!8ball Do I run up and blow the guards' brains out?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:52 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:52 PM
t!8ball Does math suffer from 8th grader syndrome?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:52 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:53 PM
!t8ball do I do something relevant?
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:53 PM
Here's the plan, Seth.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 08:53 PM
t!8ball Does Jacob do something relevant?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:53 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Master JRM.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:53 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett at least get out of the ship?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:53 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Zander.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:53 PM
We run up, kill some guards, fight our way to the president's room, and take him hostage.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:53 PM
Here's a better plan cause your plan sucks.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:54 PM
Fresh air.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:54 PM
We break into several room and then we steal more valuables
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:54 PM
Take the president hostage and we can get some ransom.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:55 PM
We can also get charged for a very serious crimes.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:55 PM
And we can't already?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:55 PM
We didn't kill the president's daughter.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:55 PM
This is fraud and larceny.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:55 PM
Who cares.
Not worse than kidnapping
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:57 PM
Fine.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:57 PM
Vari good
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:57 PM
Hey Seth? Know of any places on the station with people to talk to?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:57 PM
The market or the tavern
Plenty of good prostitutes at the market
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:58 PM
t!8ball Do we begin sneaking around the guards?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 08:58 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Enchantingtable2013.
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:58 PM
Yeah, I don't like the whole "hiring women for sex" thing.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:59 PM
Don't sex them then
That's fine
You can use your charm
Zander 23-Jun-18 08:59 PM
Charm?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 08:59 PM
Like talking
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 08:59 PM
Yeah just appeal to the lady.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:00 PM
t!8ball Do we sneak into the vents into other rooms stealing valuables?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:00 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Bagelwrecker.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:00 PM
Then ask if she's tryna smash.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:00 PM
t!choose Market | Tavern
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:00 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Tavern!
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:01 PM
Okay, from hindsight this was way better than my plan.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:01 PM
Obviously.
Alright.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:02 PM
I don't see many people in the tavern.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:02 PM
t!8ball do we continue to sneak past guards?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:02 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Enchantingtable2013.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:02 PM
t!8ball Do I follow Emmett?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:02 PM
🎱 | Yes, Master JRM.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:02 PM
Mmm, it's considered day here at the space station.
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Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:04 PM
I found a mythical creature they are called cosplayers
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:04 PM
What's a cosplayer, exactly?
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:05 PM
I do not know but they are cool
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:05 PM
t!choose 5000 | 6000 | 7000 | 8000 | 9000 | 10000 | 11000 | 12000 | 13000 | 14000 | 15000
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:05 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick 14000!
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:06 PM
Alright we're good lets head out.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:06 PM
That's some fat cash boi.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:06 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett avoid the drow elf and seat himself next to someone else?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:06 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Zander.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:07 PM
t!choose Dwarf | Drow | Black | Vespoid | Minotaur | Apex | Floran | Vampire
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:07 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Minotaur!
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:08 PM
Uhm, hello.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:09 PM
Noice tatas you got there
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:10 PM
t!8ball Do I all of a sudden feel extreme fatigue?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:10 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:10 PM
t!8ball Do we go back to the spaceship?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:10 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:10 PM
Hey we're back at the ship
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:11 PM
I'm Emmett. Pleasure to meet you.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:11 PM
Yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:11 PM
"You're in the wrong part of the station, goat-boy."
Excuse me?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:11 PM
Oooooooooooooo boy
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:12 PM
What's that supposed to mean?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:12 PM
You got a fetish for strongwoman Emmett?
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:12 PM
Swoon her, boy. All about smart play, know when to go aggressive, and when to go defensive.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:12 PM
Not judging you if you do.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:12 PM
"Get out of here."
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:13 PM
Buy her a drink...
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:13 PM
"I hardly think you could handle a wine cooler here."
Is that a challenge?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:14 PM
I'm heading over there right now Emmett. I got my coach uniform on and everything.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:14 PM
Let me come with, I'll cheer!
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:14 PM
"Hey, it's your choice. We'll see who's the one in a puddle of their own puke later."
Gross.
t!8ball Does Emmett order a casual beer for the two of them?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:15 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Zander.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:16 PM
t!choose Rum | Whiskey | Vodka | Tequila | Surprise | Moonshine | Ethanol | Gasoline | Water | Wine | Sarsaparilla | Alcoholic Urine?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:16 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Ethanol!
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:17 PM
Ethanol?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:17 PM
t!8ball Do I arrive?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:17 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:17 PM
"You're in for a pool of trouble, boy."
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:17 PM
t!8ball Do we arrive?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:17 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:17 PM
Alright alright alright alright
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:17 PM
t!8ball Does Jacob order a drink?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:17 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Master JRM.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:18 PM
You got this emmett hit em with a left hook
UPPERCUT UPPERCUT!
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:18 PM
t!8ball Does Jacob a drink?
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:18 PM
Before we do this, what's your name? I want to know so I can mock you after this.
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:18 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Master JRM.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:19 PM
t!8ball Do I wipe the sweat off of Emmett with a rag?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:19 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:19 PM
t!8ball Do I wipe the sweat off of Emmett with a rag?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:19 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:19 PM
t!choose Rum | Whiskey | Vodka | Tequila | Surprise | Moonshine | Ethanol | Gasoline | Water | Wine | Sarsaparilla | Alcoholic Urine?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:19 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Water!
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:19 PM
Hit em in the next round
You got this
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:20 PM
"It's Aris, and I'm not saving you if you choke on your own words."
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:20 PM
Beat this cow bitch in her own game.
Make her choke on your goat cock
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:20 PM
That’s some good spring water
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:21 PM
(pushing Seth away) Alright. So, Ethanol...
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:21 PM
No
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:21 PM
t!8ball Do I switch the gasoline out for another drink?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:21 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:21 PM
Weed
and swag money
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:21 PM
t!8ball Do I switch the gasoline out for another drink?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:21 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Enchantingtable2013.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:22 PM
Down the hatch?
"Cheers."
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:22 PM
t!8ball Does Jacob go to a different table?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:22 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Master JRM.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:22 PM
t!8ball Do I switch the ethanol out for water?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:22 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:22 PM
Enjoy
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:23 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett drink it?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:23 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:23 PM
All hail the dong god!
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:23 PM
... Not bad. Not good either.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:24 PM
You da man, Emmett!
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:24 PM
"Why would you order a gasoline product in the first place?"
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:24 PM
Alright you got em in this next match this bitch aint shit hit em with an uppercut next time. uppercut!
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:25 PM
To prove I "aint shit", bitch.
"What did you call me?"
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:25 PM
B i t c h
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:25 PM
Another drink please!
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:25 PM
B E E A T C H
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:26 PM
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:26 PM
t!choose Rum | Whiskey | Vodka | Tequila | Surprise | Moonshine | Gasoline | Wine | Sarsaparilla | Alcoholic Urine | Vespoid Honey
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:26 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Tequila!
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:26 PM
t!8ball Does Jacob find a group to have a orgy with?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:26 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Master JRM.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:27 PM
t!8ball Do I now switch Emmett's drink for water?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:27 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:27 PM
t!8ball Do I now switch Emmett's drink for water?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:27 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:27 PM
Down the hatch Emmett
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:27 PM
"I have a dry mouth now because of you."
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:27 PM
Do it boy!
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:28 PM
Not my problem. 😏
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:28 PM
t!8ball Do I open emmett's mouth and pour the water into it?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:28 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:28 PM
"Is that even tequila?"
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:28 PM
Dayum straight hoochi mama!
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:29 PM
t!8ball Do I convince her that it's clear tequila?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:29 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:29 PM
t!8ball Do I convince her that it's clear tequila?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:29 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:29 PM
t!8ball Does he take the water fast enough for her not to notice?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:29 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:30 PM
t!8ball Do I take the water fast enough for her not to notice?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:30 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:30 PM
t!8ball Do I take the water fast enough for her not to notice?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:30 PM
t!8ball Does he take the water fast enough for her not to notice?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:30 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Bagelwrecker.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:30 PM
t!8ball Does Jacob become the best wingman ever?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:30 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Master JRM.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:30 PM
"That's fucking water!"
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:30 PM
No u
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:30 PM
🆙 | Bagelwrecker leveled up!
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:30 PM
Look lady, that's my shit, okay?
Lemme get that off the table real quick.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:31 PM
Hey look a minotaur with 15 penises!
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:31 PM
If these pieces of shit wouldn't bother our contest, I would be drinking tequila.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:31 PM
I just left it there, bro.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:31 PM
Very nice.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:31 PM
Chill.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:32 PM
Joke on you my cock is solid steel.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:32 PM
t!8ball Does the minotaur get angry enough to punch Seth in the nose?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:32 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:33 PM
t!8ball Do I shoot her foot?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:33 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:33 PM
t!8ball Do I shoot her foot?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:33 PM
🎱 | Yes, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:33 PM
Not my fault
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:33 PM
"Your friends are ruining our date."
This is a date now?
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:33 PM
Lady I didn't do jack shit I'll have you know.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:34 PM
Since when were we friends?
Do you remember being friends with him Math?
I don't
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:34 PM
I honestly don't.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:34 PM
Guys, leave.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:34 PM
Both of them trippin.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:34 PM
Let's go sell this shit
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:34 PM
Fine.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:35 PM
Good luck goat man
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:35 PM
Drunk ass punk ass cunt motherfucking slutty ass bitch.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:35 PM
!8ball Does Emmett call for the surprise?
t!8ball Does Emmett call for the surprise?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:35 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:36 PM
Oh
That's gonna fuck you up man.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:36 PM
I'm genuinely scared.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:36 PM
"Are you sure you want to go with this?"
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:36 PM
Don't forget to Uppercut.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:37 PM
Haymaker too, right in the boob man.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:37 PM
I'm winning this son of a bitch.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:37 PM
Mom always says first one to die first to live
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:37 PM
"Alright, alright. You've won."
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:38 PM
This water taste like piss
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:38 PM
t!8ball Does he drink it anyway?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:38 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:38 PM
Space rule 68 if you survive you're still alive.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:38 PM
t!8ball Does he drink it anyways, whilst Seth and Matthias watch?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:38 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:39 PM
Mmmm.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:39 PM
"Fuck, dude."
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:39 PM
t!8ball Does Jacob become the worst wing man ever?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:39 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Master JRM.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:39 PM
t!8ball Does Jacob become the worst wing man ever?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:39 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Master JRM.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:40 PM
t!8ball Do I knockout Jacob?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:40 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Bagelwrecker.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:40 PM
So my friend over there says you have really really really really really nice tits😏
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:40 PM
Night Night
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:41 PM
Holy shit.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:41 PM
Fucking hell.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:41 PM
You're a madman.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:41 PM
He has autism please be patient.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:41 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett puke it all out?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:41 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Zander.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:41 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:41 PM
Jokes on you I am a champion sleep jerker
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:42 PM
"We gotta call space patrol!"
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:43 PM
I got this, I've been in medical for a long time!
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:44 PM
t!8ball Do I force a pill of anti-death into emmett's mouth?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:44 PM
🎱 | Yes, Bagelwrecker.
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:44 PM
Swallow
Anti-death pills
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:44 PM
It's not gonna get the gas out
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:45 PM
t!8ball does Jacob wake up and leave?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:45 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Master JRM.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:45 PM
t!8ball Do I pull out some tubing and begin to siphon gasoline out of his stomach?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:45 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Enchantingtable2013.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:45 PM
Fuck you Seth (pulls down pants to ejaculate on floor)
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:45 PM
t!8ball Do I pull out some tubing and begin to siphon gasoline out of his stomach?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:45 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Enchantingtable2013.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:46 PM
Why Seth be a prick
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:46 PM
Shut up sleepy man
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:47 PM
God, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever done in the medical field.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:47 PM
You could've left it.
Anti-death pills work all the time
No matter what
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:48 PM
I don't care. (edited)
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:48 PM
Might as well do something productive
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:48 PM
That's bad for his digestive system.
But now he's low on stomach acid.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:48 PM
whatever
He'll make more
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:49 PM
t!8ball Does Jacob go look for missions?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:49 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Master JRM.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:49 PM
After we feed him. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:49 PM
It's your fault anyways, you did something for no reason.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:50 PM
I feel absolutely terrible, man.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:50 PM
You'll feel better after you sleep
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:50 PM
I'm sorry, it could've gone worse.
Be eating light foods for now, Emmett.
Apple sauce, shaved up grass.
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:51 PM
I just had like a ten foot baguette stuck in my throat for like a minute.
`
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:51 PM
And try not to pull another stunt like that for a while.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:52 PM
blah blah blah
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:52 PM
What the hell is going on with my waist? (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:52 PM
You know you can't always rely on drugs in time of need.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:52 PM
Now goat man go on a better date with minotaur woman.
Yes I can
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:52 PM
t!choose HardPiss | LateNite | BrightNight | Pass the plate
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:52 PM
🤔 | Master JRM, I pick HardPiss!
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:52 PM
That's why I'm here.
What do you mean is wrong with your waist?
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:53 PM
HardPiss sounds like my kind of mission
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:53 PM
Er, my crotch feels heavy.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:54 PM
Um...
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:54 PM
Go to the bathroom real quick
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:54 PM
Hit your crotch lightly, does it feel... um... solid?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:54 PM
Then you and your new girlfriend go on a date.
t!8ball Do I do an irish jig?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:55 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Bagelwrecker.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:55 PM
t!choose 300D | 500D | 800D | 1000D | 2000D | 3000D
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:55 PM
🤔 | Master JRM, I pick 500D!
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:55 PM
t!8ball Does the minotaur end up picking up the oddly horny Emmett?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:55 PM
🎱 | Yes, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:55 PM
Have fun you too
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:55 PM
Sheesh, you're strong.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:55 PM
Yeah sorry about that, Minotaur lady.
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:55 PM
🆙 | Enchantingtable2013 leveled up!
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:56 PM
Don't let him do dumb shit.
He gets like that around pretty ladies. (edited)
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:57 PM
(Jacob narrates his own actions) As I approached the home all I could see was large puddles of dried urination on the ground and i was a little worried.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 09:59 PM
t!8ball Do I sit around for a bit longer, marveling in what just happened?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:59 PM
🎱 | Yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:59 PM
I approach the old man and he says he had a problem every time he urinated
Zander 23-Jun-18 09:59 PM
`
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 09:59 PM
Shut up Josh
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 09:59 PM
t!8ball Do I chop the old mans penis off?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 09:59 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Master JRM.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 10:01 PM
Luckily I have done this procedure before
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:01 PM
t!8ball Do I headback to the ship?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:01 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
🆙 | Master JRM leveled up!
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 10:02 PM
(Jacob proceeds to make the man a woman) my job here is done
500D
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:03 PM
t!8ball Does goat man go long enough for it not to be embarrassing?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:03 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 10:04 PM
t!8ball Do I ask the Minotaur of a favor, offering pay?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:04 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 10:04 PM
Hey, I got a question...
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 10:05 PM
t!8ball Does Jacob go back to the others?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:05 PM
🎱 | Yes, Master JRM.
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 10:05 PM
Um, nevermind.
Have fun.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 10:05 PM
500 BB’s
Enchantingtable2013 23-Jun-18 10:05 PM
With your loud and lewd noises.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 10:05 PM
EZ
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:06 PM
t!8ball Were the noises noticeable?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:06 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:06 PM
damnit
I crapped out (edited)
But I can suck it up
Do you have a license to sell hotdogs, chico man?
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:07 PM
t!8ball Do I refuel our ship?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:07 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:07 PM
I was about to. But my penis was showing when I was signing my permit!
It did?
Let me see it.
t!8ball Are they still at it?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:09 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:09 PM
Very nice
Arky 23-Jun-18 10:09 PM
The time was 4pm on earth, a man was out in the field of his home tending the well and crops. This man lived alone as everything was taken from him and now is left with only the memories. He told his sister before she died that he would go and see space, something they have planned sense they were kids. He wiped the sweat from his forehead and fixed his hat. He looked at the sky and said "How am i going to get up there?"
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:11 PM
t!8ball Do the cameras come out and start getting in Emmett's face screaming at him "Oooooooooooooo! You got catfished!" ?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:11 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Bagelwrecker.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 10:11 PM
shut it
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:12 PM
What?
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 10:13 PM
race catfish
Race my mom
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:14 PM
t!choose Drow | Sqoatian | Vespoid | Apex | Black | Catfishian | Frogge | Kobold | Gnome | Goblin | Dwarf | Vampire | An actual goat
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:14 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Goblin!
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:15 PM
Ew, fucking gross!
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:15 PM
Hot
t!8ball Does Emmett get a reward?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:16 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:20 PM
t!choose 1 D | 10 D | 100 D | 200 D | 350 D | 0.1 D | A dildo just for your friend named Seth | A fucking bomb | A sexdoll | Three jars of Vespoid Jizz | A full tank of fuel | A fish | More ducketts than 1 but less than 1000 | A pinch on the cheek
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:20 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick 100 D!
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:20 PM
Airlock?
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:20 PM
NO
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:21 PM
You know you want to.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 10:21 PM
MEANWHILE back on the ship anus dolphin becomes pregnant with belly button dogs sperm DUN DUN DUN DUN
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:21 PM
Airlock.
Fuck goblins.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:21 PM
Airlock
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:22 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett grab ahold onto the ship?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:22 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Zander.
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:22 PM
AIRLOCK!
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:22 PM
AIRLOCK
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 10:24 PM
Anus dolphin after the shortest pregnancy ever dies during delivery (Jacob mourns) but the delivery was successful
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:24 PM
change mourns to moans
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:24 PM
🆙 | Zander leveled up!
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:25 PM
t!8ball Does Seth Airlock?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:25 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Zander.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 10:25 PM
Belly button anus was born
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:25 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett Airlock?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:25 PM
🎱 | Yes, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 23-Jun-18 10:27 PM
t!8ball Is the cabin door open?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:27 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, TheBlade.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:27 PM
Should I turn it off?
Is the goblin gone?
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:27 PM
PLEEAAASEE
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:27 PM
t!8ball Do I turn the airlock back on?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:27 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 23-Jun-18 10:28 PM
t!8ball is the goblin on the ship still?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:28 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, TheBlade.
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:28 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett succeed in kicking her off of his mandible?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:28 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:28 PM
t!8ball Do I turn on the airlock now?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:28 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:29 PM
t!8ball Do I turn on the airlock now?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:29 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Master JRM 23-Jun-18 10:29 PM
I sleep with belly button anus
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:29 PM
t!8ball Did Emmett lose his clothing?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:29 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:29 PM
Welp.
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:29 PM
Dang.
TheBlade 23-Jun-18 10:29 PM
t!8ball is belly button anus on the ship still?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:29 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, TheBlade.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:30 PM
We killed an entire camera crew
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:31 PM
I think that gasoline did something to me.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:31 PM
Go to sleep then
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:31 PM
I didn't cum that whole time.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:31 PM
Just remember to penis more carefully.
TheBlade 23-Jun-18 10:31 PM
t!8ball Is zander going into a cum-coma?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:31 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, TheBlade.
TheBlade 23-Jun-18 10:32 PM
t!8ball Is emmit going into a cum-coma?
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:32 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, TheBlade.
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:32 PM
Screw careful, I'm getting out of here.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:32 PM
Let's go to the planet below this station
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:32 PM
Hold on, Seth.
Tatsumaki 23-Jun-18 10:34 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:34 PM
Welp remember space rule 50
No goblins.
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:35 PM
No goblins.
Episode Ended. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 10:35 PM
Thank you for joining us
Zander 23-Jun-18 10:36 PM
Pinned a message.
Zander 23-Jun-18 11:00 PM
@Final Frontier
Summarization of Final Frontier 2 Episode 1
The crew of six (Emmett, Matthias, Seth, Laav, Serpile, and Jacob) end up docking at a space station orbiting Earth. The group is poor with only 1000 D and little to no fuel. After bickering occurs between Laav and Seth, the majority of the crew explores the space station. Emmett ends up taking a small mission on his own to get quick cash, however said quest wasn't as it seemed. He took a bleeding obese man from the mission board to a hospital far away on foot, exhausting him and matting his fur with blood. Meanwhile, Laav, Matthias, and Seth take a mission from the president of the space station. Tasked with protecting his daughter, the three were on the verge of getting 15000 D! However, after Seth fucked her, she died. Seth and Matthias used her body as a puppet, using Jacob's voice for her speech. The mission failed. The three take 14000 D worth of stuff from the area and leave. After a shower, Emmett finds out Jacob has a dolphin in his ass. The goat then took it out and left to go to a pub. He meets a minotaur woman, who at first thinks he's weak and immature. After a crude drinking competition, the minotaur is impressed and Emmett continues to drink. He ends up drinking gasoline. Seth prevents him from dying and the goat is taken by the woman for some fun in the ship. However, after a while, the minotaur takes off her mask to reveal her true self: a goblin! Seth and Emmett airlock her out together. Emmett then drives the crew to the planet below, leading us to now.

Space Rule of the Episode:
Space Rule 50 - No Goblins.
(edited)
Pinned a message.
Also: although Space Rule 35 allows anyone to fight to the death with anyone, Space Rule 223 states that crew members may not invoke Space Rule 35 without intrauniversal permission. (Me or Squoat.) (edited)
Bagelwrecker 23-Jun-18 11:15 PM
tfw I was looking at space rule 35 at the time you posted this
Zander 23-Jun-18 11:15 PM
lel
Pinned a message.
Zander 24-Jun-18 11:24 AM
@Final Frontier Would everyone agree to 5:00 PM Central time this time? Would be an hour or two before everyone eats dinner and would allow some people to stay one for close to the entirety of the episode.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 11:26 AM
I'm up for it
Zander 24-Jun-18 11:26 AM
Brody, did you read the summary up there?
Brakia 24-Jun-18 11:27 AM
Yeah
Zander 24-Jun-18 11:27 AM
Coolio
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 01:39 PM
Can't today since my family all wants to eat dinner. (edited)
Zander 24-Jun-18 04:53 PM
@Final Frontier Final Frontier starts in 7 minutes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 04:59 PM
@Final Frontier
@Final Frontier
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:13 PM
@Magic8Ball Do i wake up?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:13 PM
@Brakia Lowercase yes.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:13 PM
`Ugh. Where am I?` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:14 PM
😀
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:14 PM
`Oh yeah, the shower.`
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:15 PM
@Magic8Ball am I near the landing site for the ship
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:15 PM
@Santa is Dead Person who just went decides for you.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:15 PM
So Emmett how are you feeling?
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:15 PM
yes
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:16 PM
@Magic8Ball While Seth asks this, is Emmett currently stuffing his head into the toilet bowl?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:16 PM
@Zander N0.
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:16 PM
Terrible.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:16 PM
mmm
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:16 PM
swag
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:17 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I go outside looking for adventure?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:17 PM
@Bagelwrecker Astounding yes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:17 PM
Well I'm going to look for adventure.
Have fun
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:17 PM
And screw you too.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:17 PM
Ask Math for help
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:18 PM
strange ship. Space pirates?
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:19 PM
@Magic8Ball Do i check outside?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:19 PM
@Brakia YES.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:19 PM
`Wait a minute, who's that?`
`Hey, you!` (edited)
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:19 PM
Squoat be with me.
Serpile, what are you yelling at?
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:20 PM
`Some stalker.`
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:20 PM
@Magic8Ball do I ignore the weird Dragon dude
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:20 PM
@Santa is Dead Nay.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:20 PM
Time to go look for some women
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:21 PM
who are you? State you're business!
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:21 PM
Adventure and sex is our business.
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:21 PM
Get me some medications, Seth.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:21 PM
Will do
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:21 PM
`I could ask you the same thing. `
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:21 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett get up and trudge over to the commotion?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:21 PM
@Zander Lowercase yes.
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:22 PM
Oh, hey black guy.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:22 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth go looking for sex, medicine, and adventure?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:22 PM
@Bagelwrecker Nah.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:22 PM
I work for an elite team of space police. For your sake, I hope youre not up to any *shady* things.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:23 PM
`You and your puns suck`
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:23 PM
Quit throwing shade, man!
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:23 PM
what have I done
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:23 PM
`You all suck` (edited)
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:23 PM
So, what's your business, man?
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:24 PM
I'm here on patrol
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:24 PM
Patrol? For what?
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:25 PM
strangers like you
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:25 PM
Damn.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:25 PM
@Magic8Ball Do i inspect the black man?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:25 PM
@Brakia Person who just went decides for you.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:25 PM
no
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:25 PM
You going to report us or something?
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:26 PM
Depends. What are you doing here
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:26 PM
`Taking a rest.`
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:26 PM
Looking for some dumb artifact, I guess.
We're close to being out of fuel too.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:26 PM
Not dumb
Important
It's for a mission
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:27 PM
@Magic8Ball do I show these losers to a fuel place
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:27 PM
@Santa is Dead Likely yes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:27 PM
We should be able to get 12k D's
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:27 PM
I may be able to help you. But for a price
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:27 PM
Is this place far off from here?
And, what's your price?
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:28 PM
Get my whip and cowboy hat
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:29 PM
I want to know about this artifact. The place isn't to far. A little trek
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:29 PM
We have no information about the artifact except for the location of it.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:29 PM
`I think he can't speak properly.`
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:30 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett start to puke now, all of a sudden?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:30 PM
@Zander Yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:30 PM
You don't know what it does?
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:30 PM
We take missions not ask questions.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:30 PM
`Oh god.`
`Let me get a bucket`
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:30 PM
Ah, crap.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:30 PM
Oh my god is he alright
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:31 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth go looking for sex and medicine?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:31 PM
@Bagelwrecker Lowercase yes.
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:31 PM
I'm undergoing the effects of drinking gasoline for a lady.
So no, I'm not that alright.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:31 PM
uh maybe don't drink gasoline next time
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:31 PM
@Magic8Ball Do i go get a bucket for Emmett
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:31 PM
@Brakia Yeah.
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:32 PM
Thanks, Serp. I think I need to get back to the ship though.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:32 PM
Sex sex sex sex
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:32 PM
`Alright.`
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:33 PM
t!choose rocky | Plain |
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 05:33 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick Plain!
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:34 PM
anyway, the fuel station is east of here. You'll find it eventually
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:35 PM
Yeah, you two have fun. I'm sick.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:36 PM
t!choose follow | join |
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 05:36 PM
🤔 | PlasmaPerson, I pick join!
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:36 PM
bleh bleh blah blah
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:36 PM
I'm intrigued by this artifact you speak of. Mind if I join?
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:36 PM
@Magic8Ball Back at the ship, does Emmett get into his grass stash?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:36 PM
@Zander Person who just went decides for you.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:37 PM
Yes
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:38 PM
Alright I have yet to find sex on this planet. Everyone keeps denying me.
What a prude planet.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:39 PM
hey wait
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:40 PM
`What do you want?`
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:40 PM
I have combat expertise. I may be needed in a crisis.
sure my boss might get mad, but I've always had a knack for adventure.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:41 PM
`Mmhmm. Sure. `
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:41 PM
Need to get this cooking to really prolong the effects.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:41 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I head off looking for a clinic?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:41 PM
@Bagelwrecker Nah.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:41 PM
`You can join. However...`
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:42 PM
Welp Emmett you seem to have things under control.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:42 PM
`Your our janitor for now.`
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 05:42 PM
🆙 | Brakia64 leveled up!
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:42 PM
I'm not smoking it, as you always suggest.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:42 PM
I'll be looking for that artifact.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:42 PM
.....
fine.
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:43 PM
Literally just going to put it on a pot and boil it.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:43 PM
`Well then. Welcome aboard.`
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:43 PM
Just like Squomma.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:43 PM
I literally do not care what you do with it.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:43 PM
/pass/
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:44 PM
@Magic8Ball do I go to the ship to check it out
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:44 PM
@Santa is Dead Yeah.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:45 PM
I'm leaving to inspect the ship for.... Cleanliness errors.
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 05:45 PM
🆙 | PlasmaPerson leveled up!
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:45 PM
Hey did you recruit the black ghost man?
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:45 PM
I don't think so.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:45 PM
Oh
I was going to say if you did than to tune his comms.
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:46 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett pour some water in a pot and put some grass in?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:46 PM
@Zander Resounding no.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:46 PM
hey guys I'm in your crew now
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:46 PM
Actually, I think I'm frying it.
Oh, what?
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:46 PM
Sounds good.
Zander 24-Jun-18 05:46 PM
That fast?
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:47 PM
I'll be looking for said artifact.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:47 PM
Yep here we go. I'm the janitor or something I guess
the Argonian set me up
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:48 PM
`The cleaning supplies are in the main deck bathroom.`
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:48 PM
Actually they're in my room
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:48 PM
just looking around
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:48 PM
I had to clean some blood and cum out of my sheets.
and walls.
and floor
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:49 PM
`oh. Well they're in his room then.`
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:49 PM
can I skip this room, argonian?
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:49 PM
You can skip my room
I'd prefer if you did.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:49 PM
Ok
I don't want to mess with
Whatever goes on in here
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:50 PM
`The name is Serpile. It would do you well to remember that.`
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:50 PM
if I'm the janitor, then what roles do you people have
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:51 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I go looking for the artifact?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:51 PM
@Bagelwrecker Likely yes.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:51 PM
`Me? I'm the mechanic.`
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:51 PM
Goat man and I are the co captains.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:52 PM
then what power do you have over my position?
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:52 PM
He nearly has none
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:52 PM
`If you don't do what i say, im going to stick you in the main engine.`
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:53 PM
*gasp* for shame, serpile. For shame.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:53 PM
If you don't lighten up and stop being a space-douche I'll airlock you, Serpile
Let the ghost man look around the ship but keep an eye on him
Don't need him stealing stuff
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:54 PM
@Magic8Ball Would Seth actually airlock me?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:54 PM
@Brakia Nah.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:54 PM
`Fine. But i'm watching you, shade.`
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:55 PM
No need to throw "Shade"
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:55 PM
please. Call me asier. (edited)
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:55 PM
`Whatever, shade`
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 05:56 PM
@Magic8Ball do I sock serpile in the face
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 05:56 PM
@Santa is Dead Person who just went decides for you.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 05:56 PM
@Final Frontier
Brakia 24-Jun-18 05:56 PM
no
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:00 PM
@Magic8Ball Is Emmett now seen chewing on some blackened strands of grass? (edited)
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:00 PM
@Zander Y35.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:01 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth find the location of the temple?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:01 PM
@Bagelwrecker Y35.
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:02 PM
So, welcome to the ship, black dude.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:02 PM
please don't call me *black dude*
my name is asier
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:02 PM
`I call him shade.`
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:02 PM
Name's Emmett.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:03 PM
Hey I found the Temple
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:04 PM
Sorry for puking earlier. (edited)
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:05 PM
/pass/
@Magic8Ball Do i punch Asier in the face?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:05 PM
@Brakia Nay.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:07 PM
@Magic8Ball does serpile suddenly jump 6 times and do the whip and nay nay
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:07 PM
@Santa is Dead NO.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:08 PM
so. What now? Don't you need fuel
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:09 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the lounge of the ship have an odor of fried grass now?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:09 PM
@Zander Nay.
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:09 PM
Swag
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:09 PM
that
That doesn't answer my question
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:09 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I enter the temple without those losers?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:09 PM
@Bagelwrecker Yay.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:09 PM
`Shade, come with me. We're going to go get fuel.`
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:10 PM
will do
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:10 PM
Hey, Seth? Ever wonder what the inside of a temple looks like?
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:10 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we get to the fueling station quickly/
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:10 PM
@Brakia Nay.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:11 PM
Nope
I went there often as a wee boy
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:11 PM
Alright, I'm done pretending to be baked. Toss me your coordinates.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:11 PM
Alright sending them over now
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:12 PM
Sheesh, you're closer than I thought.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:12 PM
t!choose switch to wisp so my legs don't hurt | have hurt legs
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 06:12 PM
🤔 | PlasmaPerson, I pick switch to wisp so my legs don't hurt!
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:13 PM
You landed pretty close luckily.
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:13 PM
@Magic8Ball Does it take awhile for Emmett to get accustomed to the gravity?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:13 PM
@Zander Astounding yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:13 PM
hey serpile
Are you tired of walking? Because I'm not.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:13 PM
`Screw you you non-corporeal jerk.`
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:14 PM
Mica, is Maia in the temple?
This planet is strangely heavy.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:14 PM
Meh it feels a little like home
Could be a little less heavy though
I feel some pressure.
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:15 PM
@Mica ^^^^^
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:17 PM
Rawley! Appear!
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:17 PM
I think I'm there. Huge forest?
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:18 PM
Yep follow the large path that can be seen from 15 miles away
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:18 PM
now we have another to join us for our trip to the super *star*ket (edited)
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:18 PM
`Did... Did you just summon a cat?`
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:18 PM
yes
what's your point
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:19 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I take out my laser pistol and look around?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:19 PM
@Bagelwrecker Wait to ask this again.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:20 PM
@Magic8Ball do we find the store yet?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:20 PM
@Brakia Yeah.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:21 PM
Welp. Here we are
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:21 PM
I'm here.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:21 PM
@Magic8Ball does asier know Where the fuel is in the store
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:21 PM
@Santa is Dead Nay.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:21 PM
`So, where is the fuel?`
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:22 PM
um
I
Uh
I don't know
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:22 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett take out his laser crossbow?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:22 PM
@Zander Resounding no.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:22 PM
I'm an assassin not a shopper
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:22 PM
You sure this place isn't dangerous? (edited)
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:23 PM
`Welp. we're going to be in here for a while.`
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:23 PM
Nope
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:24 PM
let's ask someone
hey! You! Employee
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:25 PM
Well, I'm not going to sit at the entrance staring at some naked lady I'm daydreaming about.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:25 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I draw my laser pistol and look around?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:25 PM
@Bagelwrecker Lowercase yes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:25 PM
Seems alright so far
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:25 PM
"yes?"
I demand to know the location of the ship fuel
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:26 PM
@Magic8Ball Do they tell us where the ship fuel is?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:26 PM
@Brakia Lowercase yes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:26 PM
Alright well lets go do something else
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:27 PM
"alright, just calm down. Its over in the section labeled ship necessities"
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:27 PM
I walked all the way over here for you to say that.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:27 PM
Oh.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:27 PM
Im joking
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:27 PM
Oh.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:28 PM
@Magic8Ball is the store out of fuel
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:28 PM
@Santa is Dead Lowercase yes.
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:28 PM
It's kind-of hard for me to understand a joke at the moment. Everything's kinda hazy.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:28 PM
oh dang. No fuel
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:29 PM
`OH FOR F**KS SAKES`
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:29 PM
@Magic8Ball Is there fuel obviously seen stuck inside the buttcracks of each of the fat ladies zooming around the market?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:29 PM
@Zander Nah.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:29 PM
Well we're stuck here for the rest of our lives
Until they restock
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:29 PM
@Magic8Ball Is there fuel obviously seen stuck inside the buttcracks of each of the fat men zooming around the market?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:29 PM
@Bagelwrecker YES.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:30 PM
oh no. Look at the fat men
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:30 PM
Dude, let's go.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:31 PM
I'm waiting for you to enter
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:31 PM
I'm already in here though.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:31 PM
Well you go first
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:32 PM
Fine.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:32 PM
@Magic8Ball does asier use stealth to steal the fuel out of the fat men's butts
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:32 PM
@Santa is Dead Lowercase yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:32 PM
I'm glad I don't have skin because that could have been much worse. At least me got the fuel
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:33 PM
@Magic8Ball Do the fat men begin to notice a hole in their rears and start to get angry?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:33 PM
@Zander Y35.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:33 PM
uhh oh
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:33 PM
"Put it back! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:33 PM
RUN!
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:34 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I enter the room before Emmett cause he takes 20,000 years?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:34 PM
@Bagelwrecker Nay.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:35 PM
@Magic8Ball does asier and serpile escape the store
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:35 PM
@Santa is Dead Wait to ask this again.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:35 PM
where's the exit!?!?
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:36 PM
"No where little black man now enter into my asshole"
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:36 PM
NEVER YOU CRAZY MAN
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:37 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett end up stopping at a stereotypical pit with a single vine protruding from the ceiling?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:37 PM
@Zander YES.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:37 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the fat man pick up serpile and stick him in his butthole?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:37 PM
@Bagelwrecker Likely yes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:37 PM
Looks like fun
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:37 PM
NOOOO SERPILE
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:38 PM
This is vaguely familiar.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:38 PM
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:39 PM
@Magic8Ball do i shoot and kill the fat man?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:39 PM
@Brakia Nah.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:39 PM
t!choose escape the store without Brody | save Brody first
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 06:39 PM
🤔 | PlasmaPerson, I pick escape the store without Brody!
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:39 PM
Here goes nothing.
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett successfully traverse the pit?
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:39 PM
`Who is Brody? Also, HELP ME!`
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:39 PM
@Zander Yeah.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:39 PM
let's get out of here!
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:40 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I jump over the pit?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:40 PM
@Bagelwrecker Nah.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:40 PM
we'll perform surgery later
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:40 PM
Alright I'll be there in a second (edited)
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:40 PM
Suit yourself.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:41 PM
`I hate you.`
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:42 PM
Hey Seth? There's a room full of heads in here.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:42 PM
Oh fun
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:42 PM
@Magic8Ball Do i escape the fat man's butt?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:42 PM
@Brakia t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:42 PM
All on pikes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:42 PM
Wanna play intergalactic soccer?
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 06:42 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 14]
In the end, the result was: 14
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:43 PM
`THANK GOD!`
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:44 PM
I don't think these heads have hovers on them.
I think we have to step on them to continue.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:44 PM
t!choose enter combat with fat man | fat man is not angry | fat man is still chasing but we escape onto the ship
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 06:44 PM
🤔 | PlasmaPerson, I pick fat man is not angry!
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:45 PM
t!choose Fatman really isn't angry | Fatman is really hungry | Fatman wants to be Asier's friend
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 06:45 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Fatman really isn't angry!
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:45 PM
Sounds fun
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:45 PM
well at least we don't have to deal with him anymore
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:46 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I swing over to Emmett?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:46 PM
@Bagelwrecker Lowercase no.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:46 PM
I will soon
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:46 PM
Did I just hear you fall?
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:46 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we get to the ship quickly?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:46 PM
@Brakia NO.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:47 PM
Umm no
Definably not
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:48 PM
whoof. I'm tired. That Chase really took it out of me.
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:48 PM
Then I think someone might be in here with us.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:48 PM
Fun
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:49 PM
@Magic8Ball do I give the fuel to serpile so he can use it with the ship
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:49 PM
@Santa is Dead Yeah.
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:49 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett check into the pit anyways?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:49 PM
@Zander No.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:50 PM
here. You know where the fuel goes
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:50 PM
Seth, I can hear you echoing louder than usual.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:50 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth climb out of the pit and toward Emmett?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:50 PM
@Bagelwrecker Maybe.
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:50 PM
Are you sure you didn't fall?
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:50 PM
I'm very sure this place just has good acoustics
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:50 PM
@Magic8Ball Do i imput the fuel quickly
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:50 PM
@Brakia Lowercase yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:51 PM
nice. Now we just need the other team members.
@Magic8Ball do asier and serpile go join the others?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:51 PM
@Santa is Dead Lowercase yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:51 PM
let's go find them
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:52 PM
`Alright`
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:52 PM
@Magic8Ball Did Seth send his coordinate to the others?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:52 PM
@Zander Next person decides for you.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:52 PM
no
@Magic8Ball Does Seth climb out and walk to Emmett?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:52 PM
@Bagelwrecker Maybe.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:53 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we magically stumble across the temple?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:53 PM
@Brakia t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:53 PM
t!roll a d20
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 06:53 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid formatting in: a.

ex: t!roll d20 or t!roll 5d10+3
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:53 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 06:53 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 9]
In the end, the result was: 9
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:54 PM
@Magic8Ball is Rawley smarter than us and leads us to the temple
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:54 PM
@Santa is Dead t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:55 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 06:55 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 2]
In the end, the result was: 2
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:55 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth need Emmett's help to get out of the pit?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:55 PM
@Zander Lowercase yes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:56 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth walk out?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:56 PM
@Bagelwrecker Lowercase no.
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:56 PM
I'm coming back for you then.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:56 PM
No you arent
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:56 PM
I'm right here.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:57 PM
hey Rawley where's the temple
"Mrow?"
Stupid cat.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 06:57 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we find the temple/
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:57 PM
@Brakia Person who just went decides for you.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:58 PM
no
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 06:58 PM
@Magic8Ball does asier shape shift to have cat ears so he hears Rawley tell them where the temple is
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:58 PM
@Santa is Dead No.
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:59 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett put his arm down into the pit for Seth?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:59 PM
@Zander Wait to ask this again.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:59 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth walk through a tunnel in the pit?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 06:59 PM
@Bagelwrecker Likely yes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 06:59 PM
Bye
Zander 24-Jun-18 06:59 PM
Freaking liar.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:00 PM
*fucking
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:00 PM
Go asterisk fuck yourself.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 07:00 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I find the Temple and tell Asier about it?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:00 PM
@Brakia Nah.
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:01 PM
I'm calling the others if you don't get up here.
I know how much you love huge groups of men.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:01 PM
@Magic8Ball does fate finally smile upon us and we find the temple and the team
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:01 PM
@Santa is Dead Likely yes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:01 PM
I might of found an exit give me a sexond
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:01 PM
Ugh, fine.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:02 PM
serpile we found it! Now let's get in there and join the action!
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:02 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett carefully traverse the head pikes and continue onward?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:02 PM
@Zander Resounding no.
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:02 PM
Ah! My foot!
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:03 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I come across a large group of women and use my charisma to make them have sex with me?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:03 PM
@Bagelwrecker Wait to ask this again.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 07:03 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Jonas controll Serpile for the rest of the time he is on?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:03 PM
@Brakia NO.
Brakia 24-Jun-18 07:04 PM
@Magic8BallDoes Zander?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:04 PM
@Brakia Yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:04 PM
Wait but he just rolled twice
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:04 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Serpile go to sleep in the ship restroom now?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:04 PM
@Zander Wait to ask this again.
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:04 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Serpiel fall asleep in the ship bathroom?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:04 PM
@Zander No.
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:05 PM
@Magic8Ball Serpile fall asleep in the ship bathroom?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:05 PM
@Zander Wait to ask this again.
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:05 PM
@Magic8Ball Serpile fall asleep in the ship bathroom?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:05 PM
@Zander Maybe.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:06 PM
ok well bye I guess
guys, I'm here. Serpile, uh, feel asleep
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:07 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I come across a large group of women and use my charisma to make them have sex with me?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:07 PM
@Bagelwrecker Resounding no.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:08 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I come across a large group of women and use my charisma to make them have sex with me?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:08 PM
@Bagelwrecker t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:08 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 07:08 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 12]
In the end, the result was: 12
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:09 PM
Space rule 26 Emmett, If there's a temple, there's virgins
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:09 PM
@Magic8Ball does asier walk past the scene and find Emmett?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:09 PM
@Santa is Dead Lowercase yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:10 PM
Emmett
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:11 PM
My foot is hurting badly.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:11 PM
did you step on the spike
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:12 PM
@Magic8Ball Is there something actually interesting in the next room?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:12 PM
@Zander N0.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:12 PM
@Magic8Ball Are the virgins guarding the ancient artifact?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:12 PM
@Bagelwrecker t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:12 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 07:12 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:13 PM
No, that's why my foot is hurting.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:14 PM
@Magic8Ball Did I remember to grab a med kit from the ship just in case
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:14 PM
@Santa is Dead t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:14 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 07:14 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 11]
In the end, the result was: 11
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:14 PM
take this
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:15 PM
Gee, anti-itch cream.
Great for Spanish Flu, I guess.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:15 PM
You know Emmett you should of fallen down this pit.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:15 PM
uh
It was the only one i could find
(edited)
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:15 PM
Hey Seth, I know you found some women or something.
But guess what?
Those women don't even exist.
@Magic8Ball Do the women exist, for Seth's sake?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:16 PM
@Zander Nah.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:16 PM
Doesn't matter had sex with holograms
Magical sex is better than no sex
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:17 PM
Bet those where men acting for those holograms.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:18 PM
Anyways I'm pushing forward.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:18 PM
I'm only hearing one side of this conversation and its so weird
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:18 PM
Thanks for the bandages, I guess.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:18 PM
yeah for your hoof
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:18 PM
Also, Seth is a sex-crazed freak. He just pulverized a whole bunch of holograms.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:19 PM
oh
That's
Uh
Disturbing
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:19 PM
Kinda but not really.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:19 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I find the artifact in the next room?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:19 PM
@Bagelwrecker Yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:19 PM
normally I would have him arrested for rape
But
I suppose they are holograms
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:19 PM
Got em
Hey look a dumb pocketwatch
Time to destroy it
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:20 PM
@Magic8Ball is the artifact a magic hotdog covered in old mayonnaise
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:20 PM
@Santa is Dead Astounding yes.
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:21 PM
@Magic8Ball Do Asier and Emmett stumble into the same room?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:21 PM
@Zander YES.
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:21 PM
Oh hey.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:21 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I eat the hotdog?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:21 PM
@Bagelwrecker Likely yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:21 PM
Oh hey a hotdog
Probably don't eat it, you'll get sick again
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:21 PM
This was a tasty hotdog.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:21 PM
Oh no
@Magic8Ball is there another artifact in the temple
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:23 PM
@Santa is Dead Likely no.
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:23 PM
@Magic8Ball Does a little worm climb into Seth's butt and take the hotdog out of him. putting it back onto the pedestal?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:23 PM
@Zander Resounding no.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:24 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I puke the hotdog up into the lava surrounding the pedestal, thus obliterating it?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:24 PM
@Bagelwrecker Nah.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:25 PM
I have light magic. I can search for other signs of treasure nearby
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:26 PM
Meh
I'm pretty content let's just take the pedestal and claim its the artifact.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:26 PM
@Magic8Ball do we head for the exit
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:26 PM
@Santa is Dead Next person decides for you.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:26 PM
yes
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 07:26 PM
🆙 | Bagelwrecker leveled up!
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:26 PM
@Magic8Ball Did I obliterate the hotdog by eating it?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:26 PM
@Bagelwrecker t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:27 PM
t!roll D20
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 07:27 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 6]
In the end, the result was: 6
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:28 PM
@Magic8Ball Is the hotdog going to be attached to another character by the plot in the future?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:28 PM
@Zander Y35.
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:29 PM
t!choose Seth | Emmett | Asier | Matthias | Laav | Serpile | Jacob
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 07:29 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Serpile!
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:29 PM
Pinned a message.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:31 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I have the pedestal in hand?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:31 PM
@Bagelwrecker Likely yes.
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:32 PM
@Magic8Ball Do statues surrounding the pedestal suddenly emerge with life?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:32 PM
@Zander YES.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:33 PM
Spooky
@Magic8Ball Are the statues Female?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:33 PM
@Bagelwrecker Likely yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:34 PM
@Magic8Ball Are the statues friendly
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:34 PM
@Santa is Dead Yes.
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:34 PM
@Magic8Ball Are the statues following us?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:34 PM
@Zander Yeah.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:34 PM
that's unsettling (edited)
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:34 PM
mmmmm
@Magic8Ball Do I pee out the hotdog as a liquid into a jar?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:36 PM
@Bagelwrecker Y35.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:36 PM
I'm sorry.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:37 PM
At least it's not destroyed (edited)
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:37 PM
@Magic8Ball Are the female statues angry now the Seth liquified the hotdog? (edited)
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:37 PM
@Zander NO.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:37 PM
Well Statues, mind stating your business?
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:38 PM
"No." (edited)
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:38 PM
Ok
That's fine
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:38 PM
I really don't like these guys.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:39 PM
@Magic8Ball does Emmett start flying and make the ceiling say goo goo ga ga
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:39 PM
@Santa is Dead NO.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:39 PM
@Magic8Ball Do the statues crumble as soon as we exit the temple?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:39 PM
@Bagelwrecker Lowercase no.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:39 PM
@Magic8Ball do we make it safely back to the ship
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:39 PM
@Santa is Dead Likely yes.
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:40 PM
We are they still following us?
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:40 PM
No clue
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:40 PM
go away you creeps
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:40 PM
Think we should leave them?
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:40 PM
yes
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:41 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett close the ship hatch?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:41 PM
@Zander Resounding no.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:41 PM
Come on in make yourself comfortable.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:41 PM
don't invite them, they'll wreck the place
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:42 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we launch and airlock the statues?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:42 PM
@Bagelwrecker Nay.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:44 PM
@Magic8Ball does Seth turn into a Tiny marble
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:44 PM
@Santa is Dead Yeah.
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:45 PM
@Magic8Ball Do half of the stone women start tugging at Seth's arm? (edited)
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:45 PM
@Zander Lowercase no.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:46 PM
So do you want a drink or do you want some gravel?
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:47 PM
I think they want your hotdog juice.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:47 PM
Of course they do
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:47 PM
Not like that, man.
The one you ate and somehow peed out.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:47 PM
What do you mean thats my piss.
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:48 PM
Duh.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:48 PM
it's like hotdog water
You know the stuff left after you boil a hotdog
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:49 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I convince the statues to have sex with me?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:49 PM
@Bagelwrecker Maybe.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:49 PM
@Magic8Ball make the statues leave
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:49 PM
@Santa is Dead NO.
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:49 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Asier shapeshift into a stone statue man, thus leading the women out of the ship?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:49 PM
@Zander Yes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:50 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I turn back to normal?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:50 PM
@Bagelwrecker NO.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:50 PM
ok now how do I get back on without them following
@Magic8Ball does Seth turn back to normal
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:51 PM
@Santa is Dead Yay.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:51 PM
you are free
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:51 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Asier turn back and run onto the ship once more?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:51 PM
@Zander Wait to ask this again.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:52 PM
@Magic8Ball does the bongo playing garbage worm board our ship and play the bongos?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:52 PM
@Bagelwrecker Wait to ask this again.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:52 PM
@Magic8Ball I wanna go back on the ship so please let me
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:52 PM
@Santa is Dead N0.
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:53 PM
@Magic8Ball Did Emmett put on clothing this whole time?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:53 PM
@Zander Astounding yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:53 PM
guys help me out in stuck out here
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:53 PM
@Magic8Ball does the bongo playing garbage worm board our ship and play the bongos?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:53 PM
@Bagelwrecker Nah.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:53 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmm no
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:53 PM
@Magic8Ball can I change my form to normal
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:53 PM
@Santa is Dead t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:54 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 07:54 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 10]
In the end, the result was: 10
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:54 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Asier get back onto the ship and close the hatch?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 07:54 PM
@Zander Astounding yes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:54 PM
Alright lets change continents.
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:55 PM
What continent are we on?
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:57 PM
t!choose Antarctica | Asia | North America | Africa | Europe | South America | Australia
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 07:57 PM
🤔 | PlasmaPerson, I pick Australia!
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 07:57 PM
Australia
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:57 PM
Sounds strange.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 07:58 PM
I want to go to the place of burgers and guns
Zander 24-Jun-18 07:59 PM
Cow-Veda 32?
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 08:00 PM
No. There's a country here with burgers and guns.
Zander 24-Jun-18 08:00 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Asier change back yet?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 08:00 PM
@Zander N0.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 08:00 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Asier change back next episode?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 08:00 PM
@Bagelwrecker N0.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 08:00 PM
@Magic8Ball do I change back yet
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 08:00 PM
@Santa is Dead No.
Zander 24-Jun-18 08:01 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Asier change back this episode?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 08:01 PM
@Zander Astounding yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 08:01 PM
help me
Zander 24-Jun-18 08:01 PM
Space Rule 283: No boring adventures.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 08:03 PM
Nah Space rule 202 Don't trust virgins in temples, they may lead to problems.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 08:03 PM
Or hotdogs (edited)
Zander 24-Jun-18 08:03 PM
I think both are fitting.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 08:03 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Asier turn back?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 08:03 PM
@Bagelwrecker Lowercase yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 08:04 PM
@Magic8Ball do I change back completely normal now
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 08:04 PM
@Santa is Dead Resounding no.
Zander 24-Jun-18 08:04 PM
I think I'm feeling better though.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 08:04 PM
Anyways I'll be in my room
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 08:04 PM
I'm not
My foot is still a statue
Zander 24-Jun-18 08:05 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth go to his room?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 08:05 PM
@Zander Yay.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 08:05 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we all go to sleep?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 08:05 PM
@Bagelwrecker NO.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 08:06 PM
@Magic8Ball do I kick Emmett and therefore turn back to normal
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 08:06 PM
@Santa is Dead t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 08:06 PM
t!roll 20
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 08:06 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid formatting in: 20.

ex: t!roll d20 or t!roll 5d10+3
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 08:07 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 08:07 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 5]
In the end, the result was: 5
Zander 24-Jun-18 08:07 PM
Are you still stone?
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 08:07 PM
my foot is
Zander 24-Jun-18 08:07 PM
@Magic8Ball Does he turn back now?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 08:07 PM
@Zander Yeah.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 08:07 PM
nevermind
Zander 24-Jun-18 08:08 PM
I'm going to bed.
See you in a few.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 08:08 PM
a warrior never sleeps
Except the tired ones
Good night
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 08:08 PM
We're going to need a bigger ship soon
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:00 PM
@Final Frontier
Summarization of Final Frontier
As the crew lands upon Earth, they end up meeting a strange man made out of shadow. Claiming to be patrolling the area for space invaders, newcomer Asier is greeted by Serpile and Emmett. Seth, on the other hand, leaves the greetings and goes on a quest for sex and medicine for Emmett. The goat, still sick out of his mind from his drinking of gasoline, ends up puking in front of both Asier and Serpile as they went to get fuel. He proceeded to go back to the ship, while the others continued forward. Serpile was able to get Asier to join the already compact ship of bounty hunters, while Seth found the temple with the accursed "artifact" he was looking for. Meanwhile, Asier and Serpile found themselves a general store. After being confused from the labyrinth of aisles that greeted them, they found out that there was in fact no fuel on the shelves. Rather, many of the fat men on motor-scooters were prepared to steal the fuel in their asses. After having found out their fuel was gone, the fat men were outraged, willing to kill both Asier and Serpile and even having the guts to put Serpile in one's ass. Emmett. after having cooked himself a home remedy of fried grass, went out to find Seth. At the temple, the two of them were obstructed by a pit. Emmett passed it with ease, and Seth fell immediately. After struggling to get out of said pit, Seth found a tunnel that lead to sexy holographic ladies. Emmett, on the other hand, was met with heads on pikes. A feisty masturbation and a stabbing of a hoof later, Asier, Emmett, and Seth find the artifact: a moldy hotdog with rotting mayonnaise. Seth eats it and a whole bunch of stone women start following the trio. They then found themselves back in the ship, crowded by stone women.

Space Rule(s) of the Episode:
Space Rule 202: Don't Trust Virgins in Temples
Space Rule 283: No Boring Adventures.
(edited)
Pinned a message.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:02 PM
@Magic8Ball Did I dream a sexy dream for emmett and I?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:02 PM
@Bagelwrecker Wait to ask this again.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:03 PM
@Magic8Ball can a shadow even sleep
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:03 PM
@Santa is Dead YES.
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:04 PM
Good nap.
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett still see the stone women outside the ship?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:05 PM
@Zander Astounding yes.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:05 PM
@Magic8Ball Are we all in a shared coma?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:05 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 Lowercase yes.
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:05 PM
Bad day.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:05 PM
That I can't deny, but I still don't feel rested.
I am I even awake?
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:06 PM
I don't know if you are.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:07 PM
I don't think you are either.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:07 PM
@Magic8Ball Is Seth not in a shared coma?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:07 PM
@Bagelwrecker NO.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:07 PM
how do we know?
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:07 PM
Does it matter?
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:07 PM
Nope
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:07 PM
I could cut you to see if you felt it.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:07 PM
I'm going back to bed.
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:07 PM
My hoof still hurts.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:08 PM
Good night
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:08 PM
Well, some fables say that these are caused by stonewomen, and you can't actually rest.
You feel wide awake.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:08 PM
Blah blah blah dumb magic humbo jumbo (edited)
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:08 PM
@Magic8Ball does seth somehow manage to find a way to sleep in a dream (edited)
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:08 PM
@Santa is Dead Yay.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:09 PM
Wow, he must be a legend.
A dimension warper.
Or I'm insane.
That could be possible.
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:09 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth wake up again, but with stone crawling up his weewee?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:09 PM
@Zander Lowercase yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:09 PM
I hope he has a dream about this dream
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:10 PM
Nevermind.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:10 PM
aaaand he's back up
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:10 PM
This stone feels good
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:10 PM
What stone?
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:10 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I look around the dream?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:10 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 Yeah.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:10 PM
What the hell is this place?
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:11 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I leave the ship and go home?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:11 PM
@Bagelwrecker t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:11 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 09:11 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 16]
In the end, the result was: 16
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:11 PM
it still looks like the ship but something's off
@Magic8Ball do we go outside?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:12 PM
@Santa is Dead Person who just went decides for you.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:12 PM
no
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:12 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth find the stone women in his old home on his planet?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:12 PM
@Zander Astounding yes.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:13 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I find a tiny black spot on the walls?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:13 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 Yeah.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:13 PM
What's this...
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:13 PM
definitely NOT earth
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:13 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I fuck the stonewomen?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:13 PM
@Bagelwrecker Next person decides for you.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:14 PM
No
@Magic8Ball is the black spot steadily growing
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:14 PM
@Santa is Dead Likely yes.
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:14 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth take off his pants and slap one of the stone women to death with his stone weewee? (edited)
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:14 PM
@Zander Nah.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:14 PM
I will do it.
Do not worry
It is a must
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:15 PM
Ummm, it's growing.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:15 PM
guys
That thing is getting bigger
Math get back
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:15 PM
Uh, this is not good.
@Magic8Ball Does another door open?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:15 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:16 PM
!d 20
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 09:16 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:16 PM
No
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:16 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I walk into black spot with my cock out?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:16 PM
@Bagelwrecker Likely no.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:17 PM
@Magic8Ball does the team run of the ship to get away from the void
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:17 PM
@Santa is Dead t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:17 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 09:17 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 13]
In the end, the result was: 13
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:18 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Goat Man Emmett feel a little sentimental about the void?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:18 PM
@Zander Yay.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:18 PM
alright, time to go
Everyone out
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:18 PM
You know, I think it's wanting us to come to it.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:18 PM
Don't do it!
@Magic8Ball Do I pull Emmett back?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:18 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 YES.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:18 PM
@Magic8Ball Do the stonewomen rape Math?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:18 PM
@Bagelwrecker Astounding yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:18 PM
No, that's it trying to kill you
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:18 PM
WHAT THE FUCK.
GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:19 PM
"WEE WOO HEE HOO"
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:19 PM
um
What
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:19 PM
FUCKIN HELP ME YA DOUCHEBAG!
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:19 PM
"SQUOAT TAOUQS" (edited)
Squoat?
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:20 PM
Boat
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:20 PM
@Magic8Ball do I threaten the stone woman to get her to get off (edited)
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:20 PM
@Santa is Dead Person who just went decides for you.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:20 PM
no
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:21 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I turn around and fuck the shit out of her?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:21 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 NO.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:21 PM
get off
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:21 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett just seem to noclip into the void?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:21 PM
@Zander Astounding yes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:21 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I follow Emmett into the void?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:21 PM
@Bagelwrecker Likely yes.
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:21 PM
Seeya.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:21 PM
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:22 PM
"$W@G M0N3Y."
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:22 PM
oh ok I guess we're all going into the void now
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:22 PM
GET THIS THING OFFA ME HOMIE! (edited)
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:22 PM
@Magic8Ball do I save math
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:22 PM
@Santa is Dead Next person decides for you.
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:23 PM
Yes, but it causes the stone women to rotate around both Asier and Matthias
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:23 PM
"BIG BABY"
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:23 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett find his Squommy in the Void?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:23 PM
@Zander Likely yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:24 PM
Hey, back of you creeps!
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:24 PM
IMMA POP A CAP IN YO MOTHAFUKIN STONY ASS CHEECKS YOU MOTHAFUKIN BITCHASS!!!1!111!
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:24 PM
do it
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:24 PM
this void has a lot of holes man
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:24 PM
Squom?
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:24 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I pull out my shotguns and shoot the shit out of all of them, also ripping a hole in the void?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:24 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 Yes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:25 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Math's hands turn into bricks?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:25 PM
@Bagelwrecker Lowercase yes.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:25 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!1!!11!!11!1111 (edited)
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:26 PM
@Magic8Ball does asier cut the bricks off of maths arms, therefore turning them normal
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:26 PM
@Santa is Dead Lowercase yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:26 PM
bricks are very hard to cut, to be fair
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:27 PM
I don't give a flying fuck as long as these shitheads are dead!
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:27 PM
@Bagelwrecker Maybe.
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:27 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett hold onto Seth and his Squommy?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:27 PM
@Zander Person who just went decides for you.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:28 PM
No
get yourselves out
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:28 PM
Brick
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:28 PM
Stone
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:28 PM
Rubber Scone
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:28 PM
Butt
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:28 PM
Mutt
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:28 PM
Rutt
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:29 PM
Tiny Big Nut
!
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:29 PM
Cut
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:29 PM
@Magic8Ball Do me and Jonas yeet the shit out of here?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:29 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 Likely no.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:29 PM
@Magic8Ball Do both Asier and Math's arms turn into screaming little babies with huge penises?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:29 PM
@Bagelwrecker t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:29 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 09:29 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:30 PM
@Magic8Ball do I draw my swords and me and math destroy all statue thots
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:30 PM
@Santa is Dead Next person decides for you.
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:31 PM
They kill some of them, but half of the living ones turn into Math's mom and the other half turn into Asier's mom
@Magic8Ball After the void closes, does Emmett immediately grab some grass as comfort food?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:32 PM
@Zander Astounding yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:33 PM
maybe if we pinch eachother then we'll wake up (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:33 PM
I'll shoot myself in the fucking eye.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:33 PM
Good
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:34 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I blow my brains out, therefore waking up?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:34 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 Nah.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:34 PM
what if it kills you in real life
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:34 PM
Idgaf
I have crippling depression.
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:35 PM
I AM EMMETT; YOU KILLED MY SQUOM. PREPARE TO DIE.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:35 PM
Do it.
Fuckin pussy.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:35 PM
*snicker* Where I come from, that's what we call a meme
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:36 PM
@Magic8Ball Do both Asier and Math's arms turn into screaming little babies with tiny penises?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:36 PM
@Bagelwrecker Likely yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:36 PM
@Magic8Ball can that not happen (edited)
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:36 PM
@Santa is Dead Yay.
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:37 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett shoot Matthias in the head with his laser crossbow, thus waking him up?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:37 PM
@Zander t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:37 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 09:37 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 5]
In the end, the result was: 5
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:37 PM
Fuck you.
I'm not doing it.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:37 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I blow the shit out of my brains, waking myself up?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:37 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 Maybe.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:37 PM
I'm not sure killing eachother will wake us up
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:37 PM
Poopie haha (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:37 PM
Can't tell until we try.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:38 PM
fair enough
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:38 PM
And I volunteer.
Kill the shit outa me.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:39 PM
@Magic8Ball Do both Asier and Math's arms turn into screaming little babies with tiny penises?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:39 PM
@Bagelwrecker Person who just went decides for you.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:39 PM
No
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:39 PM
@Magic8Ball do I use swordsman skills to kill everyone, waking us up
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:39 PM
@Santa is Dead NO.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:41 PM
@Magic8Ball @Magic8Ball do I use swordsman skills to kill everyone, waking us up
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:41 PM
@Santa is Dead Wait to ask this again.
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:42 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth start contortioning into a ball, with everyone else flexing into various other shapes on top of each other?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:42 PM
@Zander Yes.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:42 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I blow the shit outa my brains, therefore waking myself up?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:42 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 Person who just went decides for you.
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:42 PM
THAT A BIG PHAT NO
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:42 PM
@Magic8Ball Do both Asier and Math's arms turn into screaming little babies with tiny big penises?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:42 PM
@Bagelwrecker Maybe.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:42 PM
helpwhat's making me do this
I do not wish to shapeshift right now (edited)
@Magic8Ball does Rawley save us from the statue thots
@Magic8Ball
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:44 PM
@Santa is Dead Yay.
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:45 PM
Is this real?
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:45 PM
thanks buddy
no it's a dream
Probably
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:45 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Rawley turn into scary popcorn suddenly?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:45 PM
@Zander Yay.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:45 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I quickly take Azier's sword and stab myself in the brain, thus waking me up?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:45 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 Resounding no.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:45 PM
my sword
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:46 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Math turn into a big baby with no arms?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:46 PM
@Bagelwrecker Yay.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:46 PM
what happened to Rawley!?!?
Where did this popcorn come from!?!? (edited)
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:47 PM
@Santa is Dead Wait to ask this again.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:47 PM
@Magic8Ball ur gay? (edited)
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:47 PM
@Santa is Dead Nah.
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:48 PM
Hey Seth?
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:48 PM
Yes?
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:48 PM
I'm hungry.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:48 PM
You wanna go to that diner we always go to?
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:48 PM
There's one on Earth?
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett put a shirt on?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:49 PM
@Zander YES.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:49 PM
There's one on all major planets
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:49 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth all of a sudden start getting raped by an invisible creature?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:49 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 Yeah.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:50 PM
major planets more like major Tom
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 09:50 PM
🆙 | PlasmaPerson leveled up!
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:50 PM
Major scary popcorn.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:50 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the invisible creature switch to math?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:50 PM
@Bagelwrecker Likely no.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:51 PM
@Magic8Ball does Bruno mars is gay?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:51 PM
@Santa is Dead Nah.
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:52 PM
@Magic8Ball Is Asier suddenly being taken to the diner where we always eat at?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:52 PM
@Zander Lowercase no.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:53 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the creature finally leave Seth?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:53 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 Likely yes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:53 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Anus Dolphin rape math?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:53 PM
@Bagelwrecker t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:53 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 09:53 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:54 PM
@Magic8Ball does the whole team go to the diner
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:54 PM
@Santa is Dead Resounding no.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:54 PM
food sounds good
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:54 PM
@Magic8Ball Do Asier and Emmett go to the diner, leaving possibly a marble and a raped man behind?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:54 PM
@Zander Next person decides for you.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:55 PM
no
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:55 PM
I would, but Squoat is telling me no.
Unfortunately.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:55 PM
anyone else up for some grub
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:56 PM
Tells me it's a trap.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:56 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I shoot the shit out of the invisible creature, causing it to die?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:56 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 Likely yes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:56 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Anus dog fuck Baby math?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:56 PM
@Bagelwrecker Lowercase yes.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:57 PM
@Magic8Ball Is this game retarded
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:57 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 Yeah.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:57 PM
@Magic8Ball is there a universal bond between Seth and his butt
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:57 PM
@Santa is Dead Yeah.
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:58 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Matthias finger Seth's mouth while Asier and Emmett make a getaway to the diner?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:58 PM
@Zander Yay.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 09:58 PM
let's get out of here goat man (edited)
Zander 24-Jun-18 09:59 PM
Yeah, agreed.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 09:59 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I leave and go to the diner as well?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:59 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 Lowercase no.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 09:59 PM
@Magic8Ball Is there a universal bond between my butt and Math?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 09:59 PM
@Bagelwrecker Lowercase yes.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 10:00 PM
t!choose burger | hotdog | the soul of the waiter
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 10:00 PM
🤔 | PlasmaPerson, I pick hotdog!
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 10:01 PM
I'll get a hotdog, please
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:01 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett get a salad?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:01 PM
@Zander N0.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 10:01 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I rid of the curse?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:01 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 YES.
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:01 PM
I'll take a beer.
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 10:02 PM
that's it?
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:02 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the curse come back?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:02 PM
@Bagelwrecker Maybe.
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:02 PM
I'll eat what's out back.
Do they have food out back?
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 10:02 PM
@Magic8Ball is our food really good
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:02 PM
@Santa is Dead Y35.
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:03 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett get his dumb salad and not the beer?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:03 PM
@Zander Maybe.
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:03 PM
yes
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 10:03 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I leave for the diner?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:03 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 No.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:03 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the curse come back?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:03 PM
@Bagelwrecker t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:03 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 10:04 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 17]
In the end, the result was: 17
Santa is Dead 24-Jun-18 10:04 PM
I'm still gonna do it but I can't use Mic
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:04 PM
@Magic8Ball Is the curse between Math and Seth's butt and the curse between Seth's butt and Seth get lifted?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:04 PM
@Zander Maybe.
Tatsumaki 24-Jun-18 10:04 PM
🆙 | Zander leveled up!
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:04 PM
yes
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 10:05 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I go from baby to man?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:05 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 Yes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:06 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I leave the baby man in the ship and go to the diner?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:06 PM
@Bagelwrecker Yay.
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:06 PM
jonas
@Magic8Ball Is Emmett's face stuffed with the salad at the moment?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:06 PM
@Zander Likely yes.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 10:07 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I take a sleep?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:07 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 Next person decides for you.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:07 PM
No, but you become a baby man and go to the diner and eat with us
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:08 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth turn into a marble?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:08 PM
@Zander N0.
Enchantingtable2013 24-Jun-18 10:08 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the baby curse go away?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:08 PM
@Enchantingtable2013 Next person decides for you.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:09 PM
yes but you become a toilet
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:09 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth become friends temporarily with Matthias for the duration of the diner-venture?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:09 PM
@Zander Lowercase yes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:10 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I start diner fight because some fatty stole our booth
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:10 PM
@Bagelwrecker Resounding no.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:10 PM
Stop being a potty mouth math
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:11 PM
@Magic8Ball does Seth get punched by the fat man?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:11 PM
@Zander Lowercase yes.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:12 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I shoot fatman in face?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:12 PM
@Bagelwrecker Yay.
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:13 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the Fatman have a fat face, allowing him to be shot twice before dying?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:13 PM
@Zander Maybe.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:13 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I shoot fatman in face two times?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:13 PM
@Bagelwrecker Yay.
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:13 PM
"I am defeated."
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:14 PM
I'm going to now bone all of your women
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:14 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the barkeep get angry and incur a fine on Seth for the mess he's made?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:14 PM
@Zander Lowercase no.
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:14 PM
Rip
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:14 PM
Thank you and goodbye
Emmett I got our booth back!
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:15 PM
(Incoherent speech due to face being stuffed.)
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:15 PM
@Magic8Ball Does a little baby xenomorph burst from fat man chest and do the hello my baby hello my honey dance?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:15 PM
@Bagelwrecker Wait to ask this again.
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:16 PM
@Magic8Ball I'm asking the same question Sean did.
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:16 PM
@Zander Lowercase no.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:16 PM
rip
@Magic8Ball Does a little frog pee on math because he fell asleep?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:17 PM
@Bagelwrecker Likely yes.
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:17 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett finish his salad?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:17 PM
@Zander Next person decides for you.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:17 PM
yes
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:18 PM
Damn, that was great.
Seth, you going to get something?
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:19 PM
Space Rule 10, Don't eat 2 minutes after a fight.
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:19 PM
You didn't fight him though.
You literally just shot him in the face three times.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:19 PM
Don't want blood in my food
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:20 PM
Then wash up, man.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:20 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I go freshen up bringing a female with me?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:20 PM
@Bagelwrecker N0.
Bagelwrecker 24-Jun-18 10:20 PM
oof
brb
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:20 PM
Aight
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett secretly take someone else's salad while everyone is gathering around the corpse?
Magic8Ball 24-Jun-18 10:21 PM
@Zander N0.
Zander 24-Jun-18 10:21 PM
Then I blatantly take it.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:01 PM
@Mica Are you going to join us tonight?
2
2
2
2
2
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:01 PM
@Magic8Ball Do i wake up?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:01 PM
@Brakia Likely no.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:02 PM
@Magic8Ball do I wake up
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:02 PM
@Santa is Dead Next person decides for you.
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:02 PM
Yes
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:02 PM
ha ha! the soldier wakes first.
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:03 PM
@Magic8Ball Is Emmett feeling better?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:03 PM
@Zander Resounding no.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:03 PM
@Magic8Ball Does everyone wake up for 2 second and back to sleep for 2 seconds and then repeat this forever?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:03 PM
@Bagelwrecker Yeah.
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:04 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we stop this endless cycle?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:04 PM
@Brakia Astounding yes.
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:05 PM
mic
A
Join voice
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:05 PM
if you are going to join us
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:05 PM
@Magic8Ball. Do I wake up the others
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:05 PM
@Santa is Dead Y35.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:05 PM
alright! Everybody up
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:05 PM
Where is my escort?
Mica 25-Jun-18 02:05 PM
I’m not at home 😦
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:05 PM
`Five more minutes...`
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:05 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Asier's waking up of the everyone suddenly make Emmett feel better?
Yes
(edited)
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:06 PM
You can still participate if you aren't home, unless you're busy
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:06 PM
@Mica Is Maia on Earth?
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:06 PM
feeling better yet, Emmett?
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:06 PM
Probably not (edited)
Mica 25-Jun-18 02:07 PM
I barely have cell service and i dont have my computer with me and im working so i will join when i can
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:07 PM
you've been sick for like, two days
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:07 PM
`Um, Question. Why is there a hot dog tied to my foot?` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:07 PM
Alright. See you soon Mica
Mica 25-Jun-18 02:07 PM
Maia is a celestial being and will be in space somewhere
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:07 PM
Work well
Mica 25-Jun-18 02:07 PM
💕💕💕
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:07 PM
Goatman salutes you
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:08 PM
there's not???
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:08 PM
`Oh`
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:08 PM
Gimme my jar back
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:08 PM
Gasoline kinda sticks I guess.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:08 PM
I pee'd it out it's mine.
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:08 PM
I think I need to piss though, if that makes you feel better.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:09 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I shoot Math in foot?
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:09 PM
Why would that make me feel better
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:09 PM
@Bagelwrecker Wait to ask this again.
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:09 PM
`Please take it back` (edited)
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:09 PM
I dunno.
Hey Serpile? How's the ship looking?
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:10 PM
`It looks alright.`
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:10 PM
Did you shine the thrusters?
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:11 PM
`I think so.`
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:11 PM
I always need my thrusters shined.
I like thrusting and so does the ship
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:11 PM
@Magic8Ball Do i give the jar back?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:11 PM
@Brakia Next person decides for you.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:11 PM
Yes
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:11 PM
Thank you
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:12 PM
@Magic8Ball do we go outside the ship to look for more adventure
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:12 PM
@Santa is Dead Yes.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:13 PM
I'm bored
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:13 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett first take a long piss behind the ship, thus making him now feel better?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:13 PM
@Zander Nay.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:14 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett pee into the jar making him better, but also causing the jar to smash on math, and because the pee in the jar is connected to serpile, serpile goes and licks it up?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:14 PM
@Bagelwrecker Y35.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:15 PM
All better little buddy?
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:15 PM
(Incohherent belch) (edited)
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:15 PM
Ok
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:15 PM
Hey, that's the artifact! What are you doing!
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:15 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Serpile die, ending his character, and freeing Brody of Sean's bs? (edited)
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:15 PM
@Brakia Lowercase yes.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:16 PM
Our mechanic is dead.
Do something
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:16 PM
@Brakia Space Rule 4: Squoat has to allow for a character to die
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:16 PM
Pee on him or some shit
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:16 PM
Squoat say no
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:16 PM
nope
i'm sick of this shit
im done
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:16 PM
Seriously, come back man.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:16 PM
This is normal though
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:16 PM
He was just kidding.
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:17 PM
I'll make a new character,
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:17 PM
@Magic8Ball. Does serpile come back to life, making Seth question life choices, therefore he becomes a better and not inappropriate character?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:17 PM
@Santa is Dead Maybe.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:17 PM
ok
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:17 PM
but Serpile is dead
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:17 PM
New character or Serpile?
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:17 PM
rip
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:17 PM
New character
Serpile is dead
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:18 PM
Alright black ghost man, here's a job for you, clean up this dead body and we'll promote you to mechanic.
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:19 PM
Man, I liked Serpile.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:19 PM
but I have no mechanical expertise
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:19 PM
Meh
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:19 PM
Too bad he had Space Urinitus.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:19 PM
That's fine then we'll promote you to crew member
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:19 PM
but
Am I not already?
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:20 PM
No you're a janitor
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:20 PM
by a dead man!
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:20 PM
You're a crew member, discussion ended.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:20 PM
Crew members go on missions, janitors clean
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:20 PM
Seth, go find a hooker or something.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:20 PM
Big difference Emmett.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:20 PM
hey I got the fuel
It was a harrowing mission
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:20 PM
It's illegal here
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:21 PM
Asier, let's go for a walk.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:21 PM
:/
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:21 PM
Pick some grass while you're at it, I'm running out of my stash
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:22 PM
You've been taking my grass?
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:22 PM
I grow some of my own
But my crops died
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:22 PM
use a revive pill
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:22 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett start dragging Asier in a random direction?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:22 PM
@Zander N0.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:22 PM
The blood from that lady that bathes in acid fucked it up
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett start dragging Asier in a random direction?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:23 PM
@Bagelwrecker Yeah.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:23 PM
ok I guess I'm coming now
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:24 PM
Let me tell you something.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:24 PM
yeah?
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:24 PM
Our bounty hunting crew is a bit screwed up.
Half of us have no morals whatsoever.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:25 PM
I could have guessed that.
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:25 PM
The other half try to make those without morals not get into trouble.
It's really stupid.
But it keeps us together.
With you being a crew member now, you can do whatever you want.
We're completely neutral.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:26 PM
I suppose. And protecting others is in my job description
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:28 PM
Is it?
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:28 PM
well yeah. I'm a law enforcer, as well as a soldier. Soldiers protect. (edited)
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:29 PM
Ah.
I'm kinda here to stick with my co-captain.
He saved my life, you see.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:30 PM
Oh yeah?
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:31 PM
It was during the Squoatian Revolution.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:31 PM
(FLASHBACK)
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:32 PM
@Magic8Ball does Emmett talk about his past for an hour or more
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:32 PM
@Santa is Dead Person who just went decides for you.
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:32 PM
Possibly
Life on Vortox-65 was great.
At least, I wouldn't really know as for adult life.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:35 PM
Hey, the riots were pretty okay too.
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:35 PM
I was a kid. If you were there, you would have seen me as a little nerd with a few friends here and there.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:36 PM
Still little nerd
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:36 PM
I didn't grow up on earth, I know that much, but I don't remember much before I was moved to earth. It was a very long time ago.
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:37 PM
Then suddenly, a peasant revolt occurred.
The aristocracy were considered to be dictators of the people.
Villages were burnt, people were killed.
I was under the protection of my family.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:38 PM
And Me
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:39 PM
Actually, I didn't know what the hell was going on.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:39 PM
Don't forget. I was hired as a merc remember.
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:39 PM
I was just sitting in my room.
I heard gunshots and eventually an explosion nearby.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:40 PM
Not me but those fatasses from Vector Q-42.
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:40 PM
In my living room, there was nothing left of my family.
I mean, I didn't see my squrother. (edited)
But my squother was impaled and my squather was in chunks. (edited)
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:42 PM
oh no
How horrible.
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:42 PM
Outside, there was more than just squoatling chaos occurring.
Space pirates, mercenaries, and worst of all, the Squanch were all there.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:43 PM
what are the squanch
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:44 PM
That's about the time I came around.
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:44 PM
Fluffy creatures that look very similar to us. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:45 PM
Terrible little creatures they are.
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:45 PM
I was in the midst of fiery rubble whenever Seth came along.
@Magic8Ball At the end of this tale, does Bail appear?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:45 PM
@Zander Lowercase no.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:45 PM
He was just laying there all defeated.
He was covered in soot blood and all that
I came around picked the kid up and brought him with me
I fought through hell and shitfire to bring him back to my ship
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:48 PM
He also brought a whole bunch of ladies too.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:48 PM
I almost got caught for smuggling
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:48 PM
Who ended up being airlocked...
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:48 PM
You had a lot of grass in your pockets by the way.
I smoked it all
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:49 PM
Anyways, that's how I met Seth.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:49 PM
Yep
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:50 PM
He raised me from a teen, teaching me how to pilot, shoot, and communicate.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 02:50 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I go to sleep?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:50 PM
@Bagelwrecker Lowercase yes.
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:50 PM
And I saved him from severe alcohol poisoning and death.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:50 PM
@Magic8Ball do we see bail now
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:50 PM
@Santa is Dead Wait to ask this again.
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:51 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we see Bail now?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:51 PM
@Zander Yes.
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:51 PM
Oh hey. A glowing man.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:51 PM
look at that bright light
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:51 PM
`That's racist.`
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:51 PM
Since when is glowing a race?
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:51 PM
It speaks!
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:52 PM
`It speaks?!`
@Magic8Ball Do i kick asier in the face?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:52 PM
@Brakia Nay.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:53 PM
stateyour business, out here in the middle of nowhere
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:53 PM
`I heard someone was talking shit.`
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:54 PM
We're kind-of next to a police station.
I think.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:54 PM
oh hey that's where my boss works!
Best not draw attention.
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:54 PM
`So, what is a motley crew of you two doing here?`
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:54 PM
he gets grumpy in the morning
just talking
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:55 PM
Telling him of my elvish upbringing. You? (edited)
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:55 PM
`Inspecting the newcomers`
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:55 PM
oh hey, I used to do that!
But uh
I quit
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:56 PM
So, uh, Bail, are you good at fixing things? (edited)
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:57 PM
Starman more like ocean man
Brakia 25-Jun-18 02:57 PM
`Maybe. how do you know my name?`
Zander 25-Jun-18 02:57 PM
There's a label on your left pectoral.
Just says "Bail Bail Man" as if it making fun of you. (edited)
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 02:58 PM
@Magic8Ball. Does bail t pose while Brody is away
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 02:58 PM
@Santa is Dead Likely no.
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:02 PM
@Magic8Ball Is Garrick behind Bail?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:02 PM
@Zander No.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:03 PM
@Magic8Ball Is Garrick eating bail's fries?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:03 PM
@Bagelwrecker Resounding no.
Brakia 25-Jun-18 03:04 PM
`Those jerks.`
`They changed it again.`
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:05 PM
So your name is actually "Bail"?
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:05 PM
that's kinda funny though, that name tag
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:05 PM
@Magic8Ball is garrick in the room?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:05 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) Lowercase no.
Brakia 25-Jun-18 03:05 PM
@Magic8Ball do i join the motley crew on their adventure yet?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:05 PM
@Brakia Nay.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:05 PM
Huh.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:06 PM
poop
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:06 PM
Bail, are you tired of being made fun of?
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:06 PM
@Magic8Ball. Does garrick notice our trio talking NOW????
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:06 PM
@Santa is Dead Wait to ask this again.
Brakia 25-Jun-18 03:06 PM
`Yes.`
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:07 PM
Then join us, and together we can get revenge on the petty name-calling.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:08 PM
*draws swords* I never really liked that job too much
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:08 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett take out his laser crossbow?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:08 PM
@Zander Lowercase no.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:08 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth wake up and feel the urge for murder?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:08 PM
@Bagelwrecker t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:08 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 03:08 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 13]
In the end, the result was: 13
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:09 PM
Hey Emmett we should go murder some people
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:09 PM
(In a whisper) I'm getting us another mechanic right now.
Brakia 25-Jun-18 03:10 PM
t!choose 3 | 5 | 7 | 29
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 03:10 PM
🤔 | Brakia64, I pick 7!
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:10 PM
Fine
Brakia 25-Jun-18 03:10 PM
`Welp, lets go shoot up a police station`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:10 PM
@Magic8Ball does garrick go inside the police station
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:10 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) Astounding yes.
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:10 PM
What the hell?
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:10 PM
Sounds fun. (edited)
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:11 PM
I was just talking about pranking them.
Not killing them!
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:11 PM
I prefer killing them
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:11 PM
oh. *retract swords*
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:11 PM
Either's fine with me.
Brakia 25-Jun-18 03:12 PM
`Fine.`
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:12 PM
ghost man! Where did you come from!
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:12 PM
My house.
Obviously.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:12 PM
....
thouche
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:12 PM
t!choose Emmett | Seth | Garrick | Bail | Jim Johnson | Jacob | Matthias
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 03:12 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Jacob!
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:13 PM
You guys know each other?
Brakia 25-Jun-18 03:13 PM
`Nope.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:14 PM
No.
Brakia 25-Jun-18 03:14 PM
@Magic8Ball Do i join them yet?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:14 PM
@Brakia Next person decides for you.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:14 PM
wanna help us raid a police station
Yes
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:15 PM
But why?
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:15 PM
Sure.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:15 PM
better than sitting around doing nothing (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:15 PM
What could go wrong?
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:16 PM
Probably going into space prison, I dunno.
Brakia 25-Jun-18 03:16 PM
`Everything.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:16 PM
You can't handcuff a ghost. We have no arms.
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:17 PM
They have spectral cuffs.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:17 PM
Darn.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:17 PM
t!choose enter with stealth | force | clumsy
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 03:17 PM
🤔 | PlasmaPerson, I pick enter with stealth!
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:18 PM
let's go through the roof

Quietly, though
there's a hatch
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:18 PM
Peer pressure!
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:18 PM
Alright.
Brakia 25-Jun-18 03:18 PM
`Let's go`
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:19 PM
@mag\
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett go with the others to murder police for no reason?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:19 PM
@Zander Next person decides for you.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:19 PM
no, but he convinces them to not do that.
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:20 PM
Guys, do we seriously want to do this? (edited)
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:20 PM
step one, lower in and inspect surroundings
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:20 PM
Uh...
Yes.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:20 PM
yes
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:20 PM
Why?
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:21 PM
we could get Good stuff
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:21 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I rush into the police station screaming and shooting?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:21 PM
@Bagelwrecker Person who just went decides for you.
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:21 PM
I have a pretty clean record.
I think.
i hope
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:21 PM
you think?
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:21 PM
I don't.
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:21 PM
Yes
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:22 PM
AYY AY AY
GIVE ME YOUR LITTLE ONES!
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:22 PM
Seth might have gotten me to do some drunk stuff.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:22 PM
what are you doing? This is a stealth mission! (edited)
make a plan
Expect the plan to go wrong
Throw away the plan
Here we go!
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:24 PM
@Magic8Ball does garrick go with asier's plan
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:24 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) Nah.
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:24 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Bail snap one of his ex-coworkers necks, simply by just walking in through the front door?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:24 PM
@Zander Likely yes.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:24 PM
PUT YOUR STICKS IN THE AIR! THIS IS A HAND-UP!
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:24 PM
Bail: "Justice"
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:24 PM
DANGIT
Let's start over...
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:25 PM
DAME TO COSITA
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:25 PM
*draw magic whip*
@Magic8Ball do I drop in from the roof with grace and ease
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:25 PM
@Santa is Dead Lowercase no.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:26 PM
OW
hey guys how's it going
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:26 PM
Looks around corner
`The hell is going on here?`
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:26 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett run back to the ship to get it over there as an escape vehicle?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:26 PM
@Zander Nah.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:26 PM
Great stealth mission.
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:26 PM
Idiots.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:26 PM
Hey, not my fault
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:26 PM
Quick! Raid the cabinets!
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:27 PM
I couldn't find a woman to have sex with on this planet.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:27 PM
Let's get their guns!
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:27 PM
@Magic8Ball Do i have a shotgun under my desk?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:27 PM
@TheBlade Yes.
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:27 PM
Seth, remind me why you need women?
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:27 PM
Addiction
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:28 PM
`Now hold on just a minute, lets just put the guns down...`
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:28 PM
Don't worry my penis is included in this plan Emmett.
SHOW ME THE WOMEN
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:28 PM
What gun? All I need is my blades!
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:28 PM
I WANT WOMEN TO FUCK
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:28 PM
I don't have any guns.
Well, I might...
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:29 PM
garrick what Are you hiding?
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:29 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I take a woman out of a cell and run back to the ship?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:29 PM
@Bagelwrecker N0.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:29 PM
A lot.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:30 PM
t!choose butt |
t!choose butt | butt
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 03:30 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick butt!
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:30 PM
|
\
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:32 PM
t!choose miss | Jim | Garrick | Seth | co-worker | Bail | Asier
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 03:32 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick co-worker!
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:32 PM
`well shit`
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:32 PM
oh my god
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:32 PM
I'm going back to the ship, guys.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:32 PM
...oh.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:32 PM
Join us
Or perish
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:33 PM
Or just leave you guys.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:33 PM
victory or death!
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:33 PM
t!choose gun | knives
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 03:33 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick gun!
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:33 PM
Oh, nice. I didn't know I had a gun in here.
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:33 PM
`Stay right where you are, ill shoot, i swear it i will!`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:34 PM
Alright.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:34 PM
Do it loser
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:34 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett just go back to the ship now?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:34 PM
@Zander Maybe.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:34 PM
GIVE ME SEX OR DIE
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:34 PM
Yeah, I'm going.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:34 PM
Huh.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:34 PM
*swords* I'm a shape shifter, those bullets will miss me (edited)
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:35 PM
`try buckshot`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:35 PM
I'm a ghost. Bullets don't really... work.
But i mean, do what you want.
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:35 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Bail start sniping his co-workers from literally an inch away?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:35 PM
@Zander YES.
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:36 PM
`Then how are you supposed to hit me?`
`oh jesus christ!`
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:36 PM
I poop on poop
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:37 PM
@Magic8Ball enter combat with the robot?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:37 PM
@Santa is Dead Resounding no.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:37 PM
AND I SHALL POOP ON YOU
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:37 PM
What the hell are you doing?
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:37 PM
CAUSE YOU POOP
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:37 PM
I'm assuming you guys got it covered? Don't need an escape route?
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:37 PM
we do
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:37 PM
*swords away* fine. We'll show a little mercy. In exchange for your cash.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:37 PM
We do.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:37 PM
We need an escape route
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:38 PM
t!choose Miss | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | hit a crew member
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 03:38 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick 4!
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:38 PM
`Ok, ok, im putting the gun down, just don't shoot anyone else, and it will all be fine...`
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:38 PM
Spectral cuff him
@Magic8Ball Do I grab a harem of women and run away to the ship?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:38 PM
@Bagelwrecker Next person decides for you.
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:39 PM
`no`
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:39 PM
I wonder the bounty we'll get on this guy
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:39 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth cuff jim?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:39 PM
@TheBlade Yay.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:39 PM
Very cool kanye
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:39 PM
I don't know, probably not a lot.
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:40 PM
`yea, try to sell a bounty off of a cop`
`See how far that will get ya`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:40 PM
I'm willing to try.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:40 PM
You might be cop on earth, but ya sure as hell aint a cop with the empire
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:41 PM
`You really don't know what you are getting into do you?`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:41 PM
@Magic8Ball does garrick go and find the other co-worker
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:41 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) Y35.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:41 PM
I don't know and I don't care
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:41 PM
interesting
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:41 PM
I'll airlock you later
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:41 PM
`You think you can just burst into a Police station and plan to get away with it?`
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:41 PM
Yes
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:41 PM
Yeah.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:41 PM
just did
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:41 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett look in the ship's fridge and grab some strawberries he ended up buying?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:41 PM
@Zander Astounding yes.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:41 PM
I mean, it's too late.
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:42 PM
`Oh...right`
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:42 PM
Yeah
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:42 PM
@Magic8Ball Is the co-worker giving up?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:42 PM
@Zander Lowercase no.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:42 PM
Aha! Found you.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:42 PM
@Magic8Ball does the robot want to check out our ship
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:42 PM
@Santa is Dead Likely yes.
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:43 PM
`So, what's your plan?`
`Sell me to some hot-shot off planet?`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:43 PM
Yes.
Why else would we do this? (edited)
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:44 PM
I mean
He could be useful to us
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:44 PM
Strawberry shortcake.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:44 PM
Oh, c'mon. He'd never help us after this. I say we sell 'em.
i'll be right back
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:45 PM
@Magic8Ball does the co-worker have a gun?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:45 PM
@TheBlade No.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:45 PM
what if we force him to work for us (edited)
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:45 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the co-worker start twerking, causing an AK-47 implant in her rear to activate?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:45 PM
@Zander Astounding yes.
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:46 PM
`Janis, WHAT THE FUCK?!`
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:46 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Bail jump out of the way?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:46 PM
@Zander Nah.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:46 PM
???
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:46 PM
@Magic8Ball doI use my shape shifting to dodge the bullets
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:46 PM
@Santa is Dead Yeah.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:47 PM
Can we just kill her? (edited)
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:47 PM
shape shifting! Take that!
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:48 PM
`back off, you dont need to kill...ah..a twerking ,ass blasting, cop or whatever that is?`
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:48 PM
don't question the sanity of the situation
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:49 PM
t!choose miss | Jim | Garrick | themself | Asier | Seth | Bail
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 03:49 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick Bail!
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:50 PM
`THE ASS BLASTER IS OUT OF CONTROLL` (edited)
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:50 PM
get him to a medic!
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:50 PM
t!choose take to medic | don't
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 03:50 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick take to medic!
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:50 PM
fine
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:50 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the rim of Bail's hat get shot instead, doing no damage to him?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:50 PM
@Zander Likely no.
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:50 PM
`There is medical gear in the back of the station`
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:52 PM
@Magic8Ball Did Bail's conveniently place revolver instead get shot?
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:52 PM
`I'll show you if you don't kill janis`
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:52 PM
@Zander t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:52 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 03:52 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 15]
In the end, the result was: 15
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:53 PM
Mind showing us where your surveillance stuff is?
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:53 PM
@Magic8Ball does the co worker stop doing
Uh
That
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:53 PM
@Santa is Dead Resounding no.
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:53 PM
`Down the hall to the right`
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:53 PM
Put a little umbrella on top of the little cake.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:53 PM
Thank you
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:54 PM
Strawberry Shortcake umbrella.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 03:54 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I go to the surveillance room and start destroying everything?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:54 PM
@Bagelwrecker Likely yes.
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:56 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Jim have a phone and start texting for backup?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:56 PM
@TheBlade Yay.
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:57 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett start baking more strawberry-related meals for the rest of them?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:57 PM
@Zander t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Zander 25-Jun-18 03:57 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 03:57 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 19]
In the end, the result was: 19
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 03:57 PM
nice
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 03:57 PM
`just need some time...`
`Hey, so who are you?`
Brakia 25-Jun-18 03:58 PM
@Magic8Ball Do i assume command of Bail yet?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:58 PM
@Brakia Yeah.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 03:59 PM
@Magic8Ball does this nonsense stop and everyone goes back to the ship
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 03:59 PM
@Santa is Dead Next person decides for you.
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:01 PM
yes
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 04:01 PM
🆙 | TheBlade leveled up!
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:01 PM
@Magic8Ball Do any police respond to the text?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 04:01 PM
@TheBlade Astounding yes.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 04:01 PM
all right, im out
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:02 PM
Strawberry Shortcake (with umbrella on top)
Rhubarb Pie
Chocolate Covered Strawberries
Stawberry Bread
Strawberry Muffins
Strawberry Angel Food Dessert
Starberry Ice Cream
Strawberry Trifle
Strawberry Smoothie
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:02 PM
`You aren't just going to leave me here are you?`
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 04:02 PM
unless you want to come with us
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 04:02 PM
@Magic8Ball does garrick go to the ship
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 04:02 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 04:02 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 04:02 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:02 PM
`Well, i kind of just called for backup`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 04:02 PM
alright fine
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:03 PM
`and i did shoot a guy..`
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:03 PM
Asier, tell him to join or be sold on the black space web.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 04:03 PM
I don't want anything to do with that ship.
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:03 PM
`You know what? fuck it, im tired of this stupid life.`
`take me with you`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 04:03 PM
It probably smells like strawberry pastries.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 04:04 PM
we'll leave you if you dont come with us
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:04 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Garrick feel a hunger for strawberry-related pastries?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 04:04 PM
@Zander Wait to ask this again.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 04:04 PM
Ugh, fine. I don't have anywhere else to go anyways.
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:04 PM
`I can't stay here, im the only one here and there is no evidence of you.`
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 04:04 PM
then off we go!
Brakia 25-Jun-18 04:04 PM
`Well, welcome aboard. What's your name?`
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:05 PM
`Jim, Jim Johnson. And yours?`
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 04:05 PM
asier
Brakia 25-Jun-18 04:05 PM
`I'm Bail, the engineer.` (edited)
`Asier's the janitor`
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:06 PM
I made strawberries.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 04:06 PM
no I'm not
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:06 PM
I MADE STRAWBERRIES.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 04:06 PM
I refuse to be the janitor
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 04:06 PM
What ARE you?
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 04:07 PM
I'm a shade walker
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:07 PM
`Well, since we are properly introduced, can someone get me out of these cuffs?`
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:07 PM
You need to take a strawberry meal in order to be apart of the group.
Strawberry Shortcake (with umbrella on top)
Rhubarb Pie
Chocolate Covered Strawberries
Stawberry Bread
Strawberry Muffins
Strawberry Angel Food Dessert
Starberry Ice Cream
Strawberry Trifle
Strawberry Smoothie
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 04:08 PM
t!choose Strawberry Shortcake (with umbrella on top) | Rhubarb Pie | Chocolate Covered Strawberries | Stawberry Bread | Strawberry Muffins | Strawberry Angel Food Dessert | Starberry Ice Cream | Strawberry Trifle | Strawberry Smoothie
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 04:08 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick Strawberry Muffins!
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:08 PM
t!choose Strawberry Shortcake (with umbrella on top) | Rhubarb Pie | Chocolate Covered Strawberries | Stawberry Bread | Strawberry Muffins | Strawberry Angel Food Dessert | Starberry Ice Cream | Strawberry Trifle | Strawberry Smoothie
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 04:08 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick Strawberry Angel Food Dessert!
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:09 PM
I'm taking my Strawberry Shortcake. (edited)
Brakia 25-Jun-18 04:09 PM
t!choose Strawberry Shortcake (with umbrella on top) | Rhubarb Pie | Chocolate Covered Strawberries | Stawberry Bread | Starberry Ice Cream | Strawberry Trifle | Strawberry Smoothie
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 04:09 PM
🤔 | Brakia64, I pick Starberry Ice Cream!
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:09 PM
`How do you expect me to eat this with handcuffs on?`
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 04:09 PM
t!choose Strawberry Shortcake (with umbrella on top) | Rhubarb Pie | Chocolate Covered Strawberries | Stawberry Bread | Strawberry Muffins | Strawberry Angel Food Dessert | Starberry Ice Cream | Strawberry Trifle | Strawberry Smoothie
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 04:09 PM
🤔 | PlasmaPerson, I pick Chocolate Covered Strawberries!
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:09 PM
I'll uncuff you.
Brakia 25-Jun-18 04:10 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we uncuff Jim yet?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 04:10 PM
@Brakia Nah.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 04:11 PM
@Magic8Ball do I uncuff Jim
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 04:11 PM
@Santa is Dead Nah.
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:12 PM
`Well since none of you will uncuff me`
@Magic8Ball Do i break the cuffs?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 04:12 PM
@TheBlade Yeah.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 04:12 PM
I would, but it's not my turn. Whatever that means.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 04:12 PM
oh
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:12 PM
I was literally just going to uncuff you man.
By the way, I'm Emmett.
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:12 PM
`I mean, no one was making a move, so i just broke them...`
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:13 PM
Co-captain and more or less the pilot of this crew.
I wasn't an asshole who decided to shoot you guys up.
Pleasure to meet you.
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:15 PM
`My Pleasure as well`
Shakes hands with Emmett
`So where are we heading?`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 04:17 PM
t!choose guns | money | a mug | ptsd
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 04:17 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick ptsd!
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:17 PM
`Has anyone seen my shotgun?`
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:18 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett close the ship hatch and start it up?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 04:18 PM
@Zander t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:18 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 04:18 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 20]
In the end, the result was: 20
Brakia 25-Jun-18 04:21 PM
t!choose guns | money | a mug | ptsd
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 04:21 PM
🤔 | Brakia64, I pick a mug!
Brakia 25-Jun-18 04:21 PM
`Sweet, a mug.`
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:21 PM
`Thats my mug...`
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:21 PM
"Helpful".
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:21 PM
`You broke into a police station..and stole a mug...`
Brakia 25-Jun-18 04:22 PM
`Yep.`
`It's my new favorite mug.`
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 04:22 PM
t!choose 1 duckett | a rad fedora | medical supplies | guns for the team
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 04:22 PM
🤔 | PlasmaPerson, I pick medical supplies!
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 04:22 PM
Hey, just be glad you got something.
Santa is Dead 25-Jun-18 04:23 PM
yeah, now we can heal
maybe I can heal your ptsd
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Jun-18 04:23 PM
please
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:23 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett launch the ship towards the continent of North America?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 04:23 PM
@Zander Wait to ask this again.
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:24 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett launch the ship towards the continent of North America?
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:24 PM
t!choose 0D | 10 D | 20 D | 50 D | 100D | 200D | Pocket pistol
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 04:24 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick 100D!
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:24 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett launch the ship towards the continent of North America?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 04:24 PM
@Zander YES.
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:24 PM
`Guys, what about those guys i called?`
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:24 PM
@Magic8Ball Are we being chased?
Magic8Ball 25-Jun-18 04:24 PM
@Zander t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:25 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 25-Jun-18 04:25 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 11]
In the end, the result was: 11
TheBlade 25-Jun-18 04:25 PM
`I dont think they have a shop yet`
`a ship i mean`
`Wonder what happened to Janis.`
Zander 25-Jun-18 04:27 PM
Space Rule 27: NERS - Never Ever Raid Stupidly.
Zander 25-Jun-18 09:31 PM
Final Frontier 2 Episode 3
@Final Frontier
We last seen our crew members in a slumber from the mysterious stone women. Asier is first to wake up and wakes up the others. With the restroom being out of order, Emmett pisses in a jar of the urinated hotdog artifact. This ended up making him feel better from the gasoline he drank two episodes ago. Being a jerk, Seth then throws the jar of piss at Matthias, causing Serpile to lick the urine off of him. Serpile then dies. The rest of the group then travels for a minute distance before Emmett gets mad at Seth. The goat man pulls Asier away for a walk and tells him a story of his childhood. As it turns out, Seth had nurtured Emmett since he was a teenager due to the death of his family in a peasant revolt. Asier and Emmett then come upon a Novakid, who is seen to be patrolling the area for suspicious men. Emmett, with his charisma, gets Bail to then be against the cops and join the crew. This turns to chaos quickly. Asier plans to loot the police station, whereas literally everyone else, excepting Emmett, wants to murder the police. Even some random ghost dude, named Garrick, joins in on the fun. Immediately, Bail and Seth both murder five cops. One of the surviving cops, named Jim, proceeds to try and protect his station, but misses and shots another cop. Emmett, pissed off from the crude intentions of his crew members, proceeds to leave to the ship. The members in the station eventually handcuff Jim, which causes the last remaining cop to become enraged. She started to twerk, causing an AK-47 implant in her ass to activate, shooting at everyone. Bail was the closest to being shot, but a conveniently placed revolver took his place. Everyone goes back to the ship, including the three newcomers. Emmett, realizing he has company, gives some strawberry pastries to his new crew, mildly irritated at how much their raid failed.

Space Rule of the Episode:
Space Rule 27: NERS - Never Ever Raid Stupidly.
(edited)
Pinned a message.
Bagelwrecker 25-Jun-18 10:23 PM
>an jerk
>blames the murder of serpile on seth
Zander 26-Jun-18 12:02 AM
Hey Sean?
I didn't. I
You didn't read it thoroughly.
The piss caused Serpile to lick it.
"Serpile then dies."
Seth indirectly lead to Serpile's death. Not directly.
I wasn't blaming it on anyone.
Arky 27-Jun-18 03:35 PM
As Lucian walked down the roads of Detroit, He heard the engine of a ship, he looked up and saw the ship of a space crew. running down an ally to hide and went to observe the ship and its crew (edited)
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:36 PM
Arky 27-Jun-18 03:37 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Lucian see anyone from the ship?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 03:37 PM
@Arky Astounding yes.
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:38 PM
t!choose Emmett | Bail | Seth | Matthias | Jim | Asier | Jacob
Tatsumaki 27-Jun-18 03:38 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Jim!
Brakia 27-Jun-18 03:38 PM
@Magic8Ball Does bail wake up?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 03:38 PM
@Brakia YES.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 03:38 PM
@Magic8Ball Is Bail in the middle of the street?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 03:38 PM
@Bagelwrecker Astounding yes.
Brakia 27-Jun-18 03:38 PM
`Oof! I am awake and energized!`
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:39 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett get up from the pilot's seat?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 03:39 PM
@Zander Likely yes.
Brakia 27-Jun-18 03:39 PM
`Now. Where am i?`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 03:39 PM
"Get out the road asshole!"
Brakia 27-Jun-18 03:39 PM
`Ok`
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:39 PM
Y'know, the cops are still chasing us.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:40 PM
`Dont worry, they will have to take a plane`
`They were not prepaired for this` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 03:40 PM
What do you mean? We're in burgerland.
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:41 PM
Burgers are disgusting.
Globs of grease on a bun.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:42 PM
@Magic8Ball Is bail inside of a dream?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 03:42 PM
@TheBlade Lowercase yes.
Brakia 27-Jun-18 03:42 PM
`Where the hell am i?`
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:42 PM
On the ship? (edited)
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:42 PM
`guys is Bail still asleep?`
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:43 PM
Someone toss me a strawberry pastry.
Arky 27-Jun-18 03:43 PM
Fascinating, maybe they can help with my promise (edited)
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:44 PM
`Emmett i kind of ate them...`
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:44 PM
Crap.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:44 PM
`I will say they are good`
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:44 PM
I'm stuck eating burgerfood.
Arky 27-Jun-18 03:44 PM
@Magic8Ball Do i walk up to them to say Hi?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 03:44 PM
@Arky Nah.
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:45 PM
There's some manthing in the road near Bail.
Brakia 27-Jun-18 03:45 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Bail escape his dream?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 03:45 PM
@Brakia No.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 03:45 PM
Kill it
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:45 PM
Uhm, no.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 03:46 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I draw my weapon and take aim?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 03:46 PM
@Bagelwrecker YES.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:46 PM
`What are you doing?`
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:46 PM
I'm going to eat your space weed if you do this, Seth.
I know where it is.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 03:47 PM
It's intergalactic grass Emmett.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:47 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth take fire?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 03:47 PM
@TheBlade Next person decides for you.
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:47 PM
I know what you use it for.
No, he doesn't because he's afraid of his space weed being eaten.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:47 PM
`Guys we literaly just landed, we cant just shoot into the trees`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 03:47 PM
I'll have you know ,women enjoy having it in their asshole.
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:48 PM
Too much, Seth. (edited)
Too much.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:48 PM
`That is a thing i did not need to live with hearing`
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:48 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett get out of the ship to inquire the weird man cat demon thing?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 03:48 PM
@Zander Lowercase yes.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:48 PM
`The hell is that?`
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:48 PM
Yeah, so my friend was going to shoot you.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 03:49 PM
No I wasn't
You were
Arky 27-Jun-18 03:49 PM
I see, well thank you for telling him not to
I'd rather not die (edited)
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:50 PM
Your life was dependent on space weed.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:50 PM
`And ass bongs`
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:50 PM
My name's Emmett.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 03:50 PM
Intergalactic Grass.
Arky 27-Jun-18 03:50 PM
Im Lucian, Its nice to meet you
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:51 PM
`Are we literally talking to some kind of cat fucker hiding in the woods?` (edited)
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:51 PM
And I'm a literal goat man. Your point?
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:51 PM
`I mean, thats normal`
Arky 27-Jun-18 03:51 PM
Im not a cat robot man
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:51 PM
Anyways, I'm assuming you took an interest in us?
Arky 27-Jun-18 03:52 PM
I did, I wanted to ask something
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:52 PM
`And im not a robot, Lucian Blackwater.`
Arky 27-Jun-18 03:53 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Lucian go and wake Bail up?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 03:53 PM
@Arky Yes.
Brakia 27-Jun-18 03:53 PM
`Who are you?`
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:53 PM
He's a demon human cat thing. Duh.
Brakia 27-Jun-18 03:54 PM
`I see.`
Arky 27-Jun-18 03:54 PM
Im a tiefling
Brakia 27-Jun-18 03:54 PM
`oh.`
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:54 PM
`Ok, i know that this guy basically has no criminal record, but why are we letting him go near one of our guys and slaps the shit out of them?`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 03:54 PM
Meh
Arky 27-Jun-18 03:54 PM
anyway, i wanted to know if i can join you guys on your journey (edited)
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 03:55 PM
He's just the mechanic who cares.
Brakia 27-Jun-18 03:55 PM
`Wait, he slapped me?` (edited)
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:55 PM
Odd, why?
We're really cramped.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 03:55 PM
We'll get an upgrade in a bit
I know a guy
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:55 PM
Like, it's hard to take a shit in privacy kind-of cramped.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:55 PM
`I think i know a better place`
Arky 27-Jun-18 03:56 PM
Its a Promise i made to someone that i would see space for them
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:56 PM
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:56 PM
`Since we are in Detroit, there is a shipyard not to far from our location.`
Arky 27-Jun-18 03:56 PM
I dont have much money, but i can pay what i can
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:56 PM
Earth is literal garbage.
Let's not get an upgrade here.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 03:57 PM
Emmett, We need to head to Mora-Norap's mechanic's shop on the way to the next space station
Brakia 27-Jun-18 03:57 PM
@Magic8Ball Does brody pass his turn to sean?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 03:57 PM
@Brakia No.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:57 PM
`Hey, we need some space, and what you have is honestly a piece of garbage`
`A new ship would be good.`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 03:58 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I go out looking for a woman to charm?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 03:58 PM
@Bagelwrecker Likely no.
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:58 PM
Don't you dare call our ship a piece of crap, man.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 03:58 PM
It's a vintage
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:58 PM
We've used this baby for GUY's. (edited)
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:58 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Jim start heading towards the shipyard?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 03:58 PM
@TheBlade YES.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:59 PM
`I'll see you guys when i get back with a REAL ship`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 03:59 PM
This ship is a 3052 Monoplacate Classic.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 03:59 PM
`Unless you want to come.`
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:59 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett, rather than go to the shipyard, stick his tongue out at the cop?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 03:59 PM
@Zander Lowercase yes.
Zander 27-Jun-18 03:59 PM
Dude.
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:00 PM
We have ducketts for days.
I think.
How many do we have, Seth?
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:00 PM
13,000
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:00 PM
`Oh, im not planning on BUYING a ship.`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:01 PM
We're not getting a new ship
That's retarded.
Arky 27-Jun-18 04:01 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Lucian Grab onto Jim shirt with his scythe?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:01 PM
@Arky Astounding yes.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:01 PM
`It would be good to get a second one at least.`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:01 PM
We'll just get an upgrade.
It'd be better.
Arky 27-Jun-18 04:01 PM
Where are you going?
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:01 PM
`OK, THIS IS WHY I DIDNT LIKE THIS GUY`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:02 PM
Plus I know the right guy for this
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:02 PM
`Can we NOT grab me?`
`I mean you.`
Arky 27-Jun-18 04:02 PM
A proper team mate wouldnt leave his team to find something new, but would help his team upgrade
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:03 PM
We do a simple bounty for this guy, we'll be able to get it renovated.
Arky 27-Jun-18 04:03 PM
You dont abandon your team!
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:03 PM
Why don't we just get a new ship?
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:03 PM
This is a classic.
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:03 PM
Not from here.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:03 PM
I refuse.
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:03 PM
Never said we can't keep this one.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:03 PM
`And you aren't even in a "team"`
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:04 PM
But let's face that facts, Seth, this ship has been in use since before I was born!
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:04 PM
I'd rather do a mission for Mora-Norap.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:04 PM
`Oh, so now your on MY side?`
Brakia 27-Jun-18 04:04 PM
@Magic8Ball Do i inspect the ship to see the damage?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:04 PM
@Brakia No.
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:04 PM
Does he sell cheap and relatively large ships?
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:05 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I convince everyone to do a mission for mora-norap?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:05 PM
@Bagelwrecker No.
Arky 27-Jun-18 04:05 PM
I know that you dont abandon your team
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:05 PM
He can
Depends on what mission we do.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:05 PM
`Cheap and pricey, everything good and bad.`
`Everything they sell is new.`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:05 PM
Screw getting a new ship on earth though
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:06 PM
`We got better things than what you got right now, so shut it.`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:06 PM
I'd get a better quality ship from a trash heap on Blue Vector 2-O9.
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:07 PM
Guys, relax.
I've been checking on my device for ships.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:07 PM
@Magic8Ball does Jim take Lucian's Syth and throw it at the ship?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:07 PM
@TheBlade Resounding no.
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:07 PM
I think I know a good place that's not too far.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:08 PM
Look as long as it's a vintage I'm fine
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:08 PM
`Bail, just come on man, you know that ship is a pice of crap.`
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:08 PM
@Magic8Ball Is the advertisement truthful?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:08 PM
@Zander Y35.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:08 PM
Just I love this ship
I've boned so many women on here
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:09 PM
Jim, I know your place might be good, but we've got to go man.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:09 PM
`Can this thing get off of me for a second?`
`Im not going anywhere.`
`With this thing on me`
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:09 PM
Earth sucks, and more importantly, the law sucks here.
Arky 27-Jun-18 04:10 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I take the scythe out of his shirt?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:10 PM
@Arky N0.
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:11 PM
Dude.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:11 PM
`Can someone help me with Lucian?` (edited)
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:11 PM
If you want on the ship, take it out of him.
Brakia 27-Jun-18 04:11 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Bail stick around with Jim and Lucian?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:11 PM
@Brakia Likely yes.
Brakia 27-Jun-18 04:12 PM
`I'm headed with you two.`
Arky 27-Jun-18 04:13 PM
Fine Takes the scythe out
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:13 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I look at the missions?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:13 PM
@Bagelwrecker Y35.
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:14 PM
We're getting on the ship, guys.
Don't leave us.
@Magic8Ball Is Emmett getting onto the ship as he says this?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:14 PM
@Zander Y35.
Arky 27-Jun-18 04:15 PM
@Magic8Ball Do i follow behind Emmett? (edited)
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:15 PM
@Arky YES.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:16 PM
`Fine, we will get a new ship though.`
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:16 PM
You think the place is nice, Seth?
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:16 PM
I think so.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:16 PM
`Whats the name of it?`
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:17 PM
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:17 PM
Mora-Norap's Son's Cheap Ships.
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:17 PM
Coincidental, at most.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:17 PM
I'm sure
Brakia 27-Jun-18 04:18 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Bail head to the ship?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:18 PM
@Brakia N0.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:18 PM
`Are we going to buy or steal?`
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:18 PM
Bail, get on man.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:18 PM
Buy
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:18 PM
Buy. We're not criminals.
Usually.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:18 PM
`I mean, we are already wanted for murder...`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:18 PM
On earth we are
He used to be my old partner, I prefer not wronging him.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:19 PM
`armed robbery, theft, assault with a deadly weapon, kidnapping, and breaking and entering.`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:19 PM
He didn't like me taking you in, remember that Emmett?
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:20 PM
Oh. Yeah.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:20 PM
@Magic8Ball Does everyone get in the ship?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:20 PM
@Bagelwrecker Yes.
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:20 PM
Now I remember the dude.
We nearly killed his sister.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:20 PM
`Wait, it says Seth has multiple accounts of rape too...`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:21 PM
I don't though
I get consent before sex.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:21 PM
`Dont tell me, ask the system.`
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:21 PM
I mean, do you think he dislikes me?
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:22 PM
I don't think he does.
Just stay in the background I'll do the talking
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:22 PM
This was a loong time ago.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:22 PM
t!choose 1 | 2 | 3| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 20 |
Tatsumaki 27-Jun-18 04:22 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick 20!
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:22 PM
He'll remember
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:22 PM
I barely remember the dude.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:22 PM
`It seams you have 20 counts of rape on the system.`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:23 PM
Whatever, your planet's laws are retarded
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:23 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett launch the ship towards the place?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:23 PM
@Zander Nah.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:23 PM
`Pays well enough.`
Arky 27-Jun-18 04:24 PM
@Magic8Ball Does emmett launch the ship towards the place?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:24 PM
@Arky YES.
Brakia 27-Jun-18 04:25 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Bail check on the ship's systems?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:25 PM
@Brakia No.
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:25 PM
Bail, you coming with us? Might as well get accustomed with the new ship.
Brakia 27-Jun-18 04:26 PM
`Sure. I need to get accustomed to the new ship.`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:26 PM
Knowing him he'll want us to do a few missions for him, that's if we want the ship for free.
Arky 27-Jun-18 04:26 PM
Wow, i cant believe im actually doing this
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:27 PM
`What, never been off-planet?`
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:27 PM
How about we do two missions and split off? 50% you think?
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:27 PM
Maybe
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:28 PM
`Not for us to decide, Up to Mora-Norap`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:28 PM
Unless we get a big mission
Arky 27-Jun-18 04:28 PM
Ive never been off planet
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:28 PM
Maybe we'll kill a space dictator.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:29 PM
`That would be amusing.`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:29 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we go Mora-Norap's Shipyard?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:29 PM
@Bagelwrecker Person who just went decides for you.
Brakia 27-Jun-18 04:29 PM
yep
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:29 PM
Well, time to go then.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:29 PM
@Magic8Ball Is there a 20% discount for Police on earth?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:29 PM
@TheBlade NO.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:30 PM
`Does anyone have any spare clothing i can take? It might be strange seeing a Earth-Cop up here.`
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:31 PM
I don't think many would realize your status.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:31 PM
None that would fit you.
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:31 PM
Probably would then you're an important person though.
But not a cop.
Cops here are strange.
One time I saw Seth getting arrested by a cop with barely any clothing.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:32 PM
Meh
That was a hooker
Not a cop
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:32 PM
She kinda told me to go back to-
Fuck.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:33 PM
`Seth, you are approximately two inches taller than my current higth.`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:34 PM
I'm also skinnier than you
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:34 PM
@Magic8Ball Do the crew move over to Norap?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:34 PM
@Zander Nah.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:34 PM
`You dont have any clothing at all that would be slightly larger?`
Arky 27-Jun-18 04:34 PM
@Magic8Ball Do the crew move over to Norap?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:34 PM
@Arky Maybe.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:34 PM
I only have two pairs of clothing
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:35 PM
One for charming and one for fucking.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:35 PM
`That explains the stench.`
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:35 PM
That's Jacob
Brakia 27-Jun-18 04:36 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Bail explore the ship?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:36 PM
@Brakia Likely no.
TheBlade 27-Jun-18 04:36 PM
`Can we just land this thing?`
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:36 PM
Alright, here's your dude, Seth.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:36 PM
Mora!
How's my favorite slimeling doing?
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:37 PM
boots from dora the explorer is also there
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:37 PM
"Hey Seth."
"How are you doing?"
I'm doing alright, just looking for a new vintage ship.
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:38 PM
(whispered) He's a little loud. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:38 PM
Polonot is getting older and parts are getting scarcer.
He is but get used to it
"I got just the ship for ya."
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:39 PM
Capacity of nine or more?
Arky 27-Jun-18 04:40 PM
Follows behind the group, observing
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:40 PM
"This is a 3076 Maronoa Masive. It's got 11 rooms, 1 bathroom and a living room." (edited)
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:41 PM
Have anything relatively newer?
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:42 PM
"I deal vintage ships, not those fancy newer models kid."
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:43 PM
Ah, I see. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:43 PM
"I'll give you a discount Seth, considering I've known you long enough"
t!choose 10 | 20 | 30 | 40 | 50 |
Tatsumaki 27-Jun-18 04:44 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick 30!
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:44 PM
"I'll sell it to ya for 12,000 D's"
Mind going a tiny bit lower?
Maybe 11,500?
@Magic8Ball Does the slimeling agree?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:46 PM
@Bagelwrecker Next person decides for you.
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:46 PM
He barters for 11,750. (edited)
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett try to assist in the bartering?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:47 PM
@Zander Lowercase no.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:47 PM
I think we might be able to do that.
Emmett?
Arky 27-Jun-18 04:47 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Lucian try to assist in the bartering?
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:47 PM
@Arky Yeah.
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:47 PM
Yeah, I mean we could but...
Arky 27-Jun-18 04:48 PM
Can you guys go 11,000? You said he was your friend and you've known eachother for awhile (edited)
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:48 PM
"That'd be stealing kid, He's getting 30% off for it too."
"Don't try ta push your luck."
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:49 PM
While we do have the funds for it, we'd be kind-of broke.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:50 PM
You got a 11,750 D mission for us?
"A little high of a mission but I may have just the thing"
Brakia 27-Jun-18 04:50 PM
@Magic8Ball Will the man give us the ship for half off due to the group's charm? (edited)
Magic8Ball 27-Jun-18 04:50 PM
@Brakia Yeah.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:52 PM
"There's been a guy pushin into my territory, push him out of the business and I'll give ya the ship."
You want him dead?
"If possible, sure."
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:53 PM
Why does everything have to be about killing, man?
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:53 PM
Because, if we scare him away he'll just make a new business somewhere else.
We can also maybe steal some money and parts.
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:54 PM
Fine.
Bagelwrecker 27-Jun-18 04:54 PM
We'll take the mission.
Zander 27-Jun-18 04:54 PM
I'll enact in murderous space capitalism.
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:13 PM
So, are we going to get going?
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:13 PM
Yeah, we'll head out.
I got the coordinates.
@Magic8Ball Do we head out?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:13 PM
@Bagelwrecker Likely no.
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:14 PM
Any reason why we're waiting?
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett look a little impatient?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:14 PM
@Zander Nah.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:14 PM
Just remembered I need some ammo.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:15 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Bail check the new ship's programs and make sure it's ready to fly?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:15 PM
@Brakia Yeah.
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:15 PM
`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:16 PM
`I'm off to check the ship's systems` (edited)
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:17 PM
"Also, you'll need to take this one with you."
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:18 PM
`Saturn looks brilliant tonight, but I am so lonely. `
@Magic8Ball Should I teleport to a random location?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:18 PM
@Mica Y35.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:19 PM
Oh great another passenger.
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:19 PM
Well then.
Hello, stranger.
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:20 PM
`Uhh..`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:20 PM
Are we doing a transport mission for you Mora? (edited)
I'll have to charge a little bit extra for that.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:21 PM
`Alright i'm back, everything seems in order. Wait... Did you guys pick up another passenger?` (edited)
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:21 PM
Well, I'm Emmett. Pilot of this hunk of junk. And you are? (edited)
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:22 PM
`....`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:22 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I convince Mora to let us have a slightly larger ship for the time being?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:22 PM
@Bagelwrecker Wait to ask this again.
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:23 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Mora give us a larger ship temporarily?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:23 PM
@Zander No.
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:23 PM
`I um..` (She fidgets shyly.)
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:24 PM
Mhmm cool
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:24 PM
Uhm.. Yeah.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:25 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Brody skip his turn? (edited)
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:25 PM
@Brakia Yay.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:26 PM
Emmett. Whenever possible, we need to pick up some ammo from Glorpo Zorpo, I know how much you dislike him but we he's one of the few people that sells .60 caliber bullets.
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:26 PM
`Maia. Celestial Guardian of the Stars.` (Her cheeks blush intensely.)
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:26 PM
Ah, Zorpo.
That guy.
And it's nice to meet you, Maia.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:27 PM
Very nice, Welcome aboard the most crowded ship in the world.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:27 PM
`My name is Bail. I'm the mechanic of this group. `
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:27 PM
`I.. just so happened to um... teleport here.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:28 PM
Any particular reason?
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:28 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia randomly get a wing boner?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:28 PM
@Mica Yay.
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:28 PM
Are you hurt, or something?
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:29 PM
I'm going to go pack my stuff up.
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:29 PM
`OH my Orion!!! I'm so sorry!!!!`
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:29 PM
I mean, they just got in my face. no biggy.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:30 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth go into the cockpit and pack up our various souvenirs?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:30 PM
@Bagelwrecker Maybe.
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:30 PM
`Sorry sorry!! I- I'll put them back.. I just get so shy around new beings..`
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:30 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett try to push her wing out of the way to get to the small and crowded ship?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:30 PM
@Zander Yes.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:31 PM
It's fine.
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:31 PM
These things are heavy.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:31 PM
Emmett don't be rude.
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:31 PM
What? I'm just being honest.
Honestly is the first squirtue.
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:31 PM
`Aah.. hhh..` (she blushes and hides her face)
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:32 PM
Who know's, maybe she's self conscious of her wing weight?
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:32 PM
`They're sensitive..`
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:32 PM
Oh.
Uhm, sorry.
I won't ever do that again.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:32 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Bail head back to the ship to escape this awkward situation?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:32 PM
@Brakia Resounding no.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:33 PM
`I'm concerned.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:33 PM
Anyways you two have fun, I'm going to pack up our stuff, I'll leave your little squoat doll for you
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:33 PM
It's not a doll!
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:33 PM
@Magic8Ball Will Maia use her Celestial Aura to calm down and collect herself?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:33 PM
@Mica Y35.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:34 PM
Squoall, Doll, Same difference.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:34 PM
`That was a horror show.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:34 PM
What the hell is a squoall?
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:34 PM
Plus I have no clue what you do to that thing at night.
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:34 PM
`Wow that is not how I planned this day to go. Anyway.. where is this ship headed?`
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:34 PM
It's a treasure my squom made for me, you perv. (edited)
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:35 PM
`We're on a mission, but that's the most I know.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:35 PM
We're heading to a used ship shop and scaring him away
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:35 PM
We might need a sniper or two.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:35 PM
Nah
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:35 PM
If things get hairy.
Think about it. This is his competition.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:35 PM
I'll just shoot him
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:36 PM
`I am a sniper.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:36 PM
`Really? Me too.`
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:36 PM
`Oh cool! Would you like to see my rifle?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:37 PM
Disgusting
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:37 PM
Well, I'll be in the ship then.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:37 PM
`Sure. I always like to see other's choices.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:37 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I enter into the ship and start packing up?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:37 PM
@Bagelwrecker Maybe.
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:38 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett drag the elf into the ship with him?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:38 PM
@Zander t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:38 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 29-Jun-18 05:38 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 5]
In the end, the result was: 5
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:40 PM
swag money
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:40 PM
`Here..` (She pulls out her lengthy pearlescent sniper rifle.)
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:40 PM
Jeez that must of cost a lot of Ducketts.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:40 PM
`Oh wow.... this thing is a work of art.`
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:41 PM
`Made from the pearls of Neptune.`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:41 PM
`Amazing...`
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:41 PM
Doodie doodie doo, packing up for me and you.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:42 PM
Please don't touch my posters.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:42 PM
`My sniper is just a family heirloom. Nothing special about it.`
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:43 PM
`That makes it that much more special. Family is important to many.`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:44 PM
`Yeah. My grandfather would talk about the day he saw his grandfather make it.`
`For him, it seemed like magic.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:45 PM
reminiscent (edited)
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:45 PM
@Magic8Ball Do Bail pull out his sniper as he reminisces? (edited)
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:45 PM
@Brakia Resounding no.
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:46 PM
`I bet yours is lovely.`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:47 PM
`Quite the opposite, actually. It's just made out of oak wood and simple metals.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:47 PM
Hey, can you guys get up here? I'm finding it hard to pack up the lava man's stuff.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:47 PM
Did I forget to airlock his rockdoll?
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:47 PM
`Oh yeah. I'll be right there.` (edited)
`Here's your sniper back.`
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:48 PM
`Thank you.`
@Magic8Ball Should Maia go inside the ship?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:48 PM
@Mica Yes.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:48 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I enter into the ship to help Emmett?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:48 PM
@Bagelwrecker Maybe.
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:49 PM
`Oh. The ship is nice.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:49 PM
It's seen better days.
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:49 PM
A little small, if you ask me.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:50 PM
I'll be sending it back home once we get the new ship
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:50 PM
`Oof.. just a little.. `
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:50 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett start up the ship?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:50 PM
@Zander Astounding yes.
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:50 PM
Still purring.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:51 PM
Of course it is.
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:51 PM
`Wonderful!`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:51 PM
Serpile kept this ship in tip top shape
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:51 PM
`Who was Serpile?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:51 PM
Our last mechanic.
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:51 PM
Last mechanic.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:51 PM
`Oh.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:51 PM
Great mechanic.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:52 PM
`I guess I have a legacy to live up to.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:52 PM
Unfortunate that he died.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:52 PM
`How did he die?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:52 PM
He licked up some ancient piss.
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:52 PM
`Oh my.`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:52 PM
`Oh. ok then.`
@Magic8Ball Does Bail head to his cabin?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 05:53 PM
@Brakia Lowercase no.
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:53 PM
`So what do you guys do..?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:54 PM
Freelancers.
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:54 PM
Explore the stars. (edited)
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:54 PM
`Take missions, explore the universe, shoot up police stations. the usual stuff.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:54 PM
And as for Seth, pillage. (edited)
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:54 PM
`Well if you guys need a guys need a guide..`
`I know the universe like the back of my hand.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:55 PM
Meh I don't pillage as much as I used to Emmett.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:55 PM
`Lucky us.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:56 PM
Pillage women.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:56 PM
Mmm you're right
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:56 PM
And a guide would be great, Maia.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:56 PM
I wouldn't mind it.
As long as you aren't a moral guide (Seth laughs)
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:57 PM
`Lovely. I am at your service.`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:58 PM
`Best not to say that around Seth.`
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:58 PM
`Huh?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:58 PM
Nah
Zander 29-Jun-18 05:58 PM
How about you just stick to us, Maia, and not the abnormally tall manslut.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:59 PM
I'm not much interested in centaurs.
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:59 PM
`Oh. `
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 05:59 PM
No offense.
Mica 29-Jun-18 05:59 PM
`It's okay. We aren't allowed to reproduce anyways.`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 05:59 PM
`Allowed?`
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:00 PM
`Celestial centaurs, at least.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:00 PM
>airlock
So lets go to Glorpo Zorpo
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:02 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia offer to direct them to Glorpo Zorpo?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:02 PM
@Mica Nay.
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:02 PM
Not to be poking into your private business, but why can't you guys reproduce?
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:03 PM
`Well we are not created by the magic of reproduction, but born from a star. So we are infertile.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:03 PM
How interesting
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:04 PM
`Other species of centaur can reproduce, but Celestals are a much different breed.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:05 PM
That's a bit different from being not allowed though.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:05 PM
`Born from a star, huh? Sound kind of like us Novakids.`
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:06 PM
`Novakids?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:06 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we head to Glorpo Zorpo's Gun Store?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:06 PM
@Bagelwrecker Astounding yes.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:07 PM
`My race. Novakids are made of stardust, and are essentially stars in humanoid forms.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:07 PM
Ugh. Zorpo.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:07 PM
I know I know
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:07 PM
Why did he have to make his base right next to a flipping star?
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:07 PM
`How interesting! So we are similar!`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:07 PM
Keeps the cops away
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:07 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett put on sunglasses?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:07 PM
@Zander YES.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:08 PM
Some of the stuff he sells is illegal
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:08 PM
`I'll head in. Just give me a list of what we need.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:08 PM
He probably wouldn't like that
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:08 PM
Yeah, I'm not stepping foot in his place.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:08 PM
He's a little racist against non-elves.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:08 PM
`Oh.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:08 PM
Nearly killed me the first time we met.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:09 PM
`Oh my.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:09 PM
Mhmm
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:09 PM
(overexaggeration, really)
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:09 PM
I'll head in
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:09 PM
orgy time
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:09 PM
What type of ammo and guns do we need?
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:09 PM
Get some energy modules for me please.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:10 PM
`I need some standard sniper ammo. `
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:10 PM
Alright
What caliber?
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:10 PM
`I'm good on ammo. If they have any stardust, please pick some up for me.`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:11 PM
`22 caliber.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:11 PM
Stardust is a little expensive, but I'll try
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:11 PM
`I can give you currency.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:11 PM
(propping his feet on the console) Don't be long, please.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:11 PM
Will do.
Just transfer it to our joint account
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:12 PM
`Done.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:12 PM
Alright
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:12 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Bail head to his cabin?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:12 PM
@Brakia YES.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:12 PM
`I'm headed to my cabin.` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:12 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I buy everything we need without incident?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:12 PM
@Bagelwrecker t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:12 PM
`Nice to converse with you, Bail.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:12 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 29-Jun-18 06:12 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 17]
In the end, the result was: 17
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:12 PM
`As with you.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:13 PM
Alright Glorpo
I'll see you around
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:13 PM
Hey, Maia?
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:13 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia converse with Emmett?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:13 PM
@Mica Yay.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:13 PM
`Yes?`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:13 PM
I think I've seen you somewhere.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:13 PM
Alright I got everything, I spent a total of 12,000 D's
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:14 PM
`Is that so?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:14 PM
We got like 5,000 d's left.
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:14 PM
Yeah. Wasn't there a fire or something?
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:15 PM
`(her smile drops) Oh yes..The fire.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:15 PM
I swear that Man charges way to much for stardust
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:15 PM
It feels so long ago, but so familiar.
What planet was that on?
@Magic8Ball Was it on Vorpus-65? (edited)
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:16 PM
@Zander Yes.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:16 PM
`Yes.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:16 PM
What?
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:17 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Bail emerge from his cabin and join the crew/
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:17 PM
@Brakia t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:17 PM
`I mean- Um... Vorpus... 65`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:17 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 29-Jun-18 06:17 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 11]
In the end, the result was: 11
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:17 PM
`Hey, Seth's back. That was quick.` (edited)
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:17 PM
(stereotypically tipping his glasses) My homeplanet?
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:18 PM
`I do believe so, yes.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:18 PM
Alright let's head to Dick's Cheap Used Ships
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:18 PM
`Always hated that name.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:19 PM
Well he is a space dick
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:19 PM
Are you saying that we met when I was only a teenager?
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:19 PM
`True, true.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:19 PM
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:20 PM
`Perhaps. It must've been scary.`
@Magic8Ball Does Maia start to feel space sick?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:21 PM
@Mica Person who just went decides for you.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:21 PM
sure
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:21 PM
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:21 PM
`Ugh.. I don't feel so good...`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:21 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we head to dick's?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:21 PM
@Bagelwrecker No.
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:22 PM
Feeling sick?
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:22 PM
`Y-yeah.. (she covers her mouth)`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:22 PM
`Like, need a bucket or need a doctor?` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:22 PM
Don't worry, Emmett was like that on his first ride.
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:22 PM
Dude, I puked a lot on my first ride.
The headrush from space, fire, and my whole family dying.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:23 PM
`May I have a bucket..?`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:23 PM
Oh yeah. Coming back to me now.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:23 PM
That was hilarious, Mora didn't like it though.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:23 PM
`I'll grab one.`
`Here you go.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:24 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett take the bucket from Bail and gift it to Maia?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:24 PM
@Zander Likely yes.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:25 PM
`Thank yo- (She throws up into the bucket. It's just purple slime)`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:25 PM
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:26 PM
`Hnn... I- I might need to lay down.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:26 PM
First door on your left
Emmett hope you don't mind
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:27 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the crew airlock the bucket?
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:27 PM
Just don't look inside the closet.
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:27 PM
@Brakia N0.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:27 PM
I know, better than to look inside your closet
I know how you are without your grass
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:28 PM
`Okay.. Thank you. ` (She heads down the hall and into the cabin. She heads to Emmetts room.)
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:29 PM
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:29 PM
`Well then. Where are we headed again?`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:29 PM
Uhm, I'm unsure now.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:30 PM
Dick's Used Ship
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:30 PM
Just spent a few minutes talking to the woman that I assisted in saving five GUY's ago.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:30 PM
`Huh. It's a small universe, after all.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:31 PM
We have a mission to do.
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:31 PM
Alright, alright. I'll get going.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:31 PM
@Magic8Ball Shall Maia take a nap?``
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:31 PM
@Mica Likely no.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:31 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we head to Dick's?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:31 PM
@Bagelwrecker Next person decides for you.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:32 PM
`Ugh. I can't sleep.. I guess I can look around.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:32 PM
Yes but Seth does an irish dance
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:32 PM
The ladies love it when I do this.
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:32 PM
I feel a little confused about things.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:32 PM
`Hmm. A closet.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:33 PM
@Magic8Ball Are we there?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:33 PM
@Zander Wait to ask this again.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:33 PM
`So, what is in your closet?`
Tatsumaki 29-Jun-18 06:34 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick Sqouam!
| Zander, You need to give at least 2 options.
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:35 PM
t!choose grass | grass | grass | a fake grass curtain | Serpile | grass | grass
Tatsumaki 29-Jun-18 06:35 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick grass!
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:36 PM
Nothing important.
To you.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:36 PM
@Magic8Ball Do i check on Maia, as well as check what is in the closet?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:36 PM
@Brakia Lowercase yes.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:37 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia open the closet?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:37 PM
@Mica Resounding no.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:37 PM
`Hey. How are you feeling?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:37 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we arrive at Dick's?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:37 PM
@Bagelwrecker Lowercase yes.
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:37 PM
@Magic8Ball Is there something else in the closet?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:37 PM
@Zander Lowercase yes.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:37 PM
We're here
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:38 PM
`I'm feeling much better. Also the purple slime can be used as fuel if you guys need it.`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:38 PM
`Really?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:38 PM
Hurry up with whatever you're doing and lets go kill Dick.
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:38 PM
Dude, relax.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:38 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Bail open the closet?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:38 PM
@Brakia Y35.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:39 PM
`You are looking in his closet?`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:39 PM
We need them two for sniping, don't we?
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:39 PM
Nah.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:39 PM
`Yeah. I never could resist a good mystery.`
`However,`
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:39 PM
`Hmm. Grass?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:39 PM
I got my revolver and laser pistol.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:39 PM
`It's just some grass.` (edited)
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:40 PM
`Interesting..`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:40 PM
You have your crossbow thing
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:40 PM
Alright. Can you toss me the modules?
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:40 PM
Yep here ya go
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:41 PM
Thanks.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:41 PM
No problem.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:41 PM
(Maia gets closer to the closet.)
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:41 PM
Now let's head out and do our job
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:41 PM
`I smell something..`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:41 PM
Hey mechanic, come and help us kill Dick
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:41 PM
I think he's fine.
Let's do this thing.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:42 PM
Alright
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:42 PM
@Magic8Ball Should Maia look behind the curtain?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:42 PM
@Mica No.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:42 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we leave the ship and enter the dealership building?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:42 PM
@Bagelwrecker N0.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:42 PM
`I think we should leave it alone..`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:43 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett instead go out first, acting as a lookout?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:43 PM
@Zander Astounding yes.
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:43 PM
Nothing bad out here.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:43 PM
`I don't know... i can't resist a good secret.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:43 PM
Keep that crossbow holstered.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:43 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Bail find out what is behind the grass?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:43 PM
@Brakia Yes.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:43 PM
Don't need the cops on us immediately.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:44 PM
`OH...`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:44 PM
`Is that a dead body?!`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:44 PM
No it's fertilizer.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:44 PM
`OH MY GOODNESS...`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:44 PM
You think the cops would be c-what?!
There's a dead body on the ship?
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:45 PM
Umm
Yes and no
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:45 PM
`It's an Argonian...`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:45 PM
Yes and no?
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:45 PM
`I'm gonna faint.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:45 PM
Yes because Serpile's body wasn't airlocked but now he's fertilizer for your grass.
So, Yes and no
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:45 PM
That's fucking sick, man.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:46 PM
`THIS is what happened to your last mechanic?!`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:46 PM
I thought we agreed to airlock it.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:46 PM
We did
Rockman refused
He claimed we needed a "Proper Burial"
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:46 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia yeet out of the room?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:46 PM
@Mica Person who just went decides for you.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:47 PM
they both do
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:47 PM
Guys, hold up.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:47 PM
`I'm out of here.`
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:47 PM
`Let's get out of here!`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:47 PM
Did you guys find Serpile in my closet?
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:48 PM
`yY-yeah..`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:48 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth continue on with the mission?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:48 PM
@Bagelwrecker No.
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:48 PM
Damnit, Seth.
Now we have to mess with a corpse.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:48 PM
`What the hell was your old mechanic doing in your closet?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:48 PM
Ladies don't like the smell of dead bodies Emmett.
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:49 PM
We apparently didn't airlock him like we were supposed to.
Screw you, man.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:49 PM
`It's a bigger problem than what ladies like!`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:49 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett dig though his grassy closet to pick up the Argonian?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:49 PM
@Zander Person who just went decides for you.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:49 PM
Rockman claimed that if we airlocked him, he'd leave the crew.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:50 PM
`I highly doubt that`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:51 PM
no, but the Argonian comes back alive and runs into the dealership screaming
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:52 PM
Damn.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:52 PM
`I'm so confused.`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:52 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Brody have to control both Bail and Serpile?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:52 PM
@Brakia Nah.
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:52 PM
Our cover is going to be blown.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:52 PM
The perfect distraction lets do it.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:52 PM
`I'll grab him!`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:52 PM
Alright, alright.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:53 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia go back and look into the closet?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:53 PM
@Mica No.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:53 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth rush in and convince Dick's daughter to come with him?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:53 PM
@Bagelwrecker No.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:53 PM
`Slow down!`
`" Who are you?"`
`I'm the new mechanic.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:54 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett sneak behind the screaming man, taking his crossbow out if necessary?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:54 PM
@Zander Likely no.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:55 PM
`"New mechanic? They ditched me?"`
`You died!`
`"That's not my fault!"`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:55 PM
Next time don't lick piss up off a sleeping bird,
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:55 PM
It's beautiful when you have a secret weapon to just walk behind, is it not?
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:56 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Bail tackle Serpile to the ground?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:56 PM
@Brakia Likely yes.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:56 PM
I'll show Dick's daughter my secret weapon if ya know what I'm saying.
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:56 PM
Not if Maia chops it off.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:57 PM
`What..?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:57 PM
I'll pray to the love goddess, she'll give it back
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:57 PM
`Now, we need you to calm down.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:57 PM
(Your turn btw, Mica)
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:57 PM
`"ok. ok. i can calm down."`
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:57 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia faint?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:57 PM
@Mica Resounding no.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:58 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I bone Dick's daughter?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 06:58 PM
@Bagelwrecker Next person decides for you.
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:58 PM
Maybe I'll show her my "secret weapon" while you're praying. (edited)
He doesn't know where she is yet, so no.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:58 PM
`What do we do with this guy?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:59 PM
Eat him
Zander 29-Jun-18 06:59 PM
Uhm, don't do that.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:59 PM
We're running out of meat.
Mica 29-Jun-18 06:59 PM
``(sick pegasus noises)
Brakia 29-Jun-18 06:59 PM
`Umm, no?`
`"Please don't"`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 06:59 PM
Then we'll airlock him
We need only one mechanic.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:00 PM
`He's still alive!`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:00 PM
So what
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:00 PM
`"I don't want to die! Again!"`
Mica 29-Jun-18 07:00 PM
`Can we just get the ship?!`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:00 PM
wah wah wah, no one cares zombie man
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:00 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the transformation begin?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:00 PM
@Brakia Person who just went decides for you.
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:01 PM
Slowly. they are fusing into one. (edited)
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:01 PM
`Wait.`
`I can't feel my arm`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:01 PM
Anyway's Emmett go look for Dick and kill him
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:02 PM
Maia, you hear me? I'm speaking through the comms.
Mica 29-Jun-18 07:02 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia do something important for the plot?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:02 PM
@Mica Maybe.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:02 PM
`Someone tell me what's going on?!`
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:03 PM
Jim walks out of ship and observes his surroundings
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:03 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I find Dick's daughter, bone her, than find Dick and kill him?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:03 PM
@Bagelwrecker t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:03 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 29-Jun-18 07:03 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 14]
In the end, the result was: 14
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:03 PM
Why do you always have to have sex with everyone?
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:04 PM
Because space rule 34, Don't kill a father before you fuck his daughter.
Mica 29-Jun-18 07:04 PM
i have to go for a few minutes aa
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:04 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett catch up and ready his laser crossbow?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:04 PM
@Zander Likely yes.
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:04 PM
Alright, MIca
Mica 29-Jun-18 07:04 PM
i need maia to FAINT
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:04 PM
You're muted though
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:05 PM
This is your Death sentence Dick, I already boned your daughter. I now enact space rule 35.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:05 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the transformation fully complete yet?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:05 PM
@Brakia t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Tatsumaki 29-Jun-18 07:05 PM
🆙 | Brakia64 leveled up!
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:05 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 29-Jun-18 07:05 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 5]
In the end, the result was: 5
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:05 PM
"I don't accept."
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:05 PM
Oh
Well to bad
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:05 PM
"Rather, you should accept your death."
@Magic8Ball Does he release a whole bunch of alien hounds after Seth?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:06 PM
@Zander N0.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:06 PM
`I've started to lose feeling in my legs!`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:06 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I shoot the man in the chest?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:06 PM
@Bagelwrecker Yay.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:06 PM
You suck at fights.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:06 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Jim walk into the complex?
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:06 PM
Please get better.
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:06 PM
@TheBlade Astounding yes.
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:07 PM
@Magic8Ball Was the man wearing a bulletproof chest, an improved version of the vest? (edited)
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:07 PM
@Zander Yeah.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:07 PM
`Where the hell is everyone?`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:07 PM
`Help me...please...`
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:07 PM
"Where I don't have the weaponry, I am practically invincible." (edited)
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:07 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the combination complete?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:07 PM
@Brakia Y35.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:08 PM
Ok, I'll just bone your wife.
Loser
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:08 PM
"Do it then."
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:08 PM
Jim Searches for where the others are
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:08 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I shoot the man's legs off and run off to bone his wife?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:08 PM
@Bagelwrecker Resounding no.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:08 PM
Watch me
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:08 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth go bone his wife anyways?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:08 PM
@Zander Resounding no.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:08 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Jim find the room where the fught is happening?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:08 PM
@TheBlade Likely no.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:08 PM
`[there is nothing but a strange puddle where Bail and Serpile once were]`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:09 PM
I boned your daughter I'll bone your wife.
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:09 PM
@Magic8Ball Is his wife a mechanically reanimated corpse?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:09 PM
@Zander YES.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:09 PM
`HELLOOOOOOO? anyone?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:09 PM
I'll bone them at the same time
Gross
@Magic8Ball Do I shoot the man's knee's and run off to bone his wife and mother and daughter?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:11 PM
@Bagelwrecker Lowercase yes.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:11 PM
@Magic8Ball Can Jim hack the camera system in the building to see where the rest of his team are?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:11 PM
@TheBlade Wait to ask this again.
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:11 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett, who was conveniently hiding the whole time, sneak around to the back of the man?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:11 PM
@Zander Lowercase no.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:11 PM
`Fucking camera system has a firewall`
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:13 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Dick find the hiding Emmett and grab him by the scruff of his neck?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:13 PM
@Zander No.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:13 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett kill the man by shooting his Achilles heel?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:13 PM
@Bagelwrecker YES.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:13 PM
@Magic8Ball Has Jim Completed the hack?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:13 PM
@TheBlade Lowercase no.
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:13 PM
Cool.
Like me.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:14 PM
`What kind of a building needs this kind of security?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:14 PM
Shut up Emmett
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:14 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett find anything on Dick?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:14 PM
@Zander Nay.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:14 PM
We got women to airlock
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:14 PM
This guy's broke.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:14 PM
Break into the safe
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett break into the safe and find Dick's bank account info and credit card?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:15 PM
@Bagelwrecker Likely no.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:15 PM
@Magic8Ball Can Jim Hack into the camera system again to find everyone?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:15 PM
@TheBlade Next person decides for you.
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:16 PM
Yes but the camera room is literally right next door to Seth.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:16 PM
`Oh, well thats nifty.`
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:16 PM
@Bagelwrecker Person who just went decides for you.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:17 PM
`Oh hey guys, have you seen Bail anywhere?`
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:17 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett break into the safe and find an assload of ducketts?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:17 PM
@Zander NO.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:18 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I finish up and head back to Emmett to break into the safe?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:18 PM
@Bagelwrecker Maybe.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:18 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Jim Walk over to the safe and pull the door off?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:18 PM
@TheBlade Person who just went decides for you.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:18 PM
no, (edited)
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:19 PM
`Damn door is stuck tight.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:19 PM
Be gentle with it.
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:19 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett now break into the safe, finding a moldy hot dog?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:19 PM
@Zander Maybe.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:20 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas enter the compound after reforming
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:20 PM
@Brakia Person who just went decides for you.
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:20 PM
Yes, but he turns into a marble and runs over Seth's foot and then turns back. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:21 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we find a truckload of Ducketts?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:21 PM
@Bagelwrecker Person who just went decides for you.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:21 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:21 PM
`Wait guys, there are guards outside the building surrounding a...human?`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:21 PM
yes, but only if the marble thing never happened
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:22 PM
t!choose 5,000 | 6,000 | 7,000 | 8,000 | 9,000 | 10,000 | 11,000 | 12,000 | 13,000 |
Tatsumaki 29-Jun-18 07:22 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick 9,000!
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:23 PM
t!choose truckload of Ducketts | Tons of ammo | Blow up doll | 6 Lazer sharks | nothing | Keys to a ship | Mirror to alternet universe | broken ear ring
Tatsumaki 29-Jun-18 07:23 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick nothing!
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:24 PM
@Magic8Ball Did Emmett already take what was in the safe somehow?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:24 PM
@Zander Y35.
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:24 PM
t!choose truckload of Ducketts | Tons of ammo | Blow up doll | 6 Lazer sharks | nothing | Keys to a ship | Mirror to alternet universe | broken ear ring
Tatsumaki 29-Jun-18 07:24 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Keys to a ship!
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:24 PM
`We need to take care of those guards somehow.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:24 PM
Nah
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:25 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas deal with the guards? (edited)
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:25 PM
@Brakia Next person decides for you.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:25 PM
`What do you mean "nah"?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:25 PM
No, but we leave unharmed and go back to Mora
Told ya
Penis plan always works
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:26 PM
`Hey, if those guards where not so occupied with this guy **points at new guy** we would have had a fight.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:27 PM
Seth, your penis is going to turn into a marble one day.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:27 PM
No we wouldn't, I made Dick's mom, wife, and daughter fall in love with me
Tatsumaki 29-Jun-18 07:27 PM
🆙 | Zander leveled up!
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:27 PM
`What about the ship those keys go to?` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:27 PM
They let the guards let us through. Now we airlock them
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:27 PM
`Thank god we didnt take them with us.`
`Also, who the hell are you?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:28 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we airlock the women and the keys?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:28 PM
@Bagelwrecker Likely no.
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:28 PM
This dude smells like a pair of buttocks.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:28 PM
`You just apeared out of a puddle on the camera system.`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:28 PM
`I am Serpile, but i'm also Bail.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:28 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett keep the keys on him and walk off to the ship?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:28 PM
@Zander No.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:29 PM
`Bail was a Novakid and you are not.`
`So how the hell does that work?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:29 PM
"Ahh Seth welcome back"
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:29 PM
`Serpile was argonian, but i'm not that, either.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:29 PM
"Did you scare Dick away?"
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:30 PM
`My name is...`
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:30 PM
(to himself) This Mora guy is pissing me off. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:30 PM
We murdered him, so Yes.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:30 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas think of his name yet?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:30 PM
@Brakia Yes.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:30 PM
`Starting to think that all of "you" are literaly just some kind of skin-changer.`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:30 PM
`...Ibraxas.`
`I am Ibraxas.` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:30 PM
"Very good, very good."
"Here's the keys to the ship. I'll have your parents come pick up this one."
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:31 PM
Pokes Ibrxas
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:31 PM
Hey, Mora?
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:31 PM
`Stop that.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:31 PM
"Yeah kid?"
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:32 PM
We got these keys to his ship. Think it'd be worth anything?
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:32 PM
`Hey, i mean its not normal for a guy to literaly have oh I don't know a SPECIES CHANGE?!`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:32 PM
"Hmmm."
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:32 PM
`To be honest, even I don't know what species I am.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:32 PM
"Ahh a good ol police cruiser."
@Magic8Ball Does Mora buy the keys off of us for 700 ducketts?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:33 PM
@Bagelwrecker Likely yes.
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:34 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth suck his own dick while he gets the keys to the new ship and unlocks it?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:34 PM
@Zander Resounding no.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:34 PM
Ah home sweet home
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:35 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas find his old box of tools in Bail's cabin?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:35 PM
@Brakia Person who just went decides for you.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:35 PM
`I can tell ya one thing, "Ibraxas" if you can change from form to form, then you might be a skin-changer of some kind, there have been a few back on earth, but never encountered one myself.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:35 PM
Dibs on the second master bedroom.
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:35 PM
yegayegayegayega
Yes
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:35 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we unpack everything and assign rooms?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:35 PM
@Bagelwrecker Nay.
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:36 PM
Seth, I think we need to look around.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:36 PM
`I don't think i'm a skin-changer.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:36 PM
Go ahead.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:36 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Jim secretly plant a bomb in the old ship?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:36 PM
@TheBlade Yeah.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:36 PM
`well guys i think we better get going.`
`New ship, new places, new lives. You know how it goes.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:37 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett take a peek in each room he finds?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:37 PM
@Zander Resounding no.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:37 PM
Nah
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:37 PM
`You're acting strange, Jim.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:37 PM
I'm gonna stay a while, have a drink with mora
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:37 PM
`Not stranger than a guy who poped out of no-where.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:38 PM
t!choose 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8
Tatsumaki 29-Jun-18 07:38 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick 5!
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:38 PM
Five bedrooms from what I know of.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:38 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas explore the new ship?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:38 PM
@Brakia Lowercase yes.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:38 PM
@Magic8Ball Is the bomb a dud and does Jim turn into a little baby?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:38 PM
@Bagelwrecker N0.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:39 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the Bomb detonate and destroy the old ship?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:39 PM
@TheBlade Likely no.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:39 PM
Anyways let's stay for a bit and have a few drinks.
In celebration of the new ship
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:39 PM
`You sure you don't want to look at the ship?`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:39 PM
Nah
I could care less about what the ship looks like
As long as it's vintage I don't care
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:40 PM
`You havent even seen its functions....`
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:40 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett hop onto the largest bed?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:40 PM
@Zander N0.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:40 PM
Emmett does so it's fine
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:40 PM
Hm.
t!roll
Tatsumaki 29-Jun-18 07:41 PM
No Dice.
Please input a number of sides to roll!
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:41 PM
`hey Ibraxas i see you got a metal arm, mind a little match?` (edited)
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:42 PM
`Sure.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:42 PM
t!choose Medic's chamber | Engine room | Lounge | Cockpit | Meeting room | Kitchen
Tatsumaki 29-Jun-18 07:42 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Engine room!
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:42 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 29-Jun-18 07:42 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 13]
In the end, the result was: 13
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:42 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 29-Jun-18 07:42 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 15]
In the end, the result was: 15
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:43 PM
`It looks like i won.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:43 PM
This looks mighty powerful.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:43 PM
`Good arm you got there.`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:43 PM
`Thanks.`
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas Find a suitable room to sleep in?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:44 PM
@Brakia Y35.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:44 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the bomb teleport onto Jim?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:44 PM
@Bagelwrecker Yeah.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:45 PM
`I'm dropping my stuff off in this room.`
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:45 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the Bomb Teleport back and explode onto the old ship?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:45 PM
@TheBlade NO.
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:45 PM
So, new guy.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:45 PM
`Yeah?`
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:46 PM
What's your name? (edited)
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:46 PM
`WHY IS THERE A BOMB IN MY LAP?!?!`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:46 PM
Who knows.
None of us use explosives.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:46 PM
`Ibraxas. I mean, I remember all of Serpile and Bail's memories.`
`So i'm not technically new.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:47 PM
Alright. I'll just call you Serpail.
As that's plenty easier.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:47 PM
`please don't.`
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:47 PM
Jim sets the bomb on the floor
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:47 PM
So Bailpile. You're taking this room?
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:48 PM
`Yeah, i guess. It's a nice room.`
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:48 PM
`Well Emmett, i dont actualy think he is mutiple people, maybe multiple personalities, but i belive he is one being capable of changing his form.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:48 PM
Cool. Need to keep track of the rooms being taken. Jim, are you claiming a room? (edited)
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett rest atop of one of the unclaimed rooms?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:49 PM
@Zander Wait to ask this again.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:49 PM
`I'll take the one bed bedroom, with the window view and personal kitchen and bathroom of course.`
Tatsumaki 29-Jun-18 07:49 PM
🆙 | TheBlade leveled up!
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:50 PM
There's no room like that, but okay.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:50 PM
`This place is like a mini-motel....`
`Wait, then why is there a toilet in the closet then?`
`I thought it was a bathroom.`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:51 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas start to polish his sniper while sitting on his bed?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:51 PM
@Brakia Nah.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:51 PM
@Magic8Ball Does our new ship get abducted by space pirates along with the crew?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:51 PM
@Bagelwrecker Wait to ask this again.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:51 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the old ship start catching fire?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:51 PM
@TheBlade Nah.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:52 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas stare at his rifle, contemplating his new existence?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:52 PM
@Brakia Astounding yes.
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:52 PM
@Magic8Ball Does our new ship get abducted by space pirates along with the crew?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:52 PM
@Bagelwrecker Resounding no.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:52 PM
`I don't even know who i am anymore...`
`Should i even use this rifle?`
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:53 PM
@Magic8Ball Does the Ship get sucked into a vortex created by another ship teleporting into view?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:53 PM
@TheBlade Resounding no.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:53 PM
`I'm no longer a novakid, so am i even part of my family anymore?`
`Am I more Argonian, or more Novakid?`
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:54 PM
`Great time to question your existence.`
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:54 PM
`I wish i had some answers.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:54 PM
(In Ibraxas' head) "Eat yourself to get your answers...."
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett start to doze off?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:55 PM
@Zander Resounding no.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:55 PM
`Hey Ibraxas are you ok?`
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:55 PM
This sure is comfy.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:55 PM
`I know that's you on the comms, Emmett.`
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:55 PM
`looking a bit loopy.`
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:55 PM
What about me?
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:56 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas fall asleep on his new bed?
Magic8Ball 29-Jun-18 07:56 PM
@Brakia Nay.
Brakia 29-Jun-18 07:56 PM
`I guess i'm staying up tonight.`
Bagelwrecker 29-Jun-18 07:57 PM
Anyways Emmett, remember space rule 120, Don't forget to not die. (edited)
Episode Over
Zander 29-Jun-18 07:58 PM
Alright, man. Good night to you too.
TheBlade 29-Jun-18 07:58 PM
`Unless your Ibraxas apparently.`
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 04:59 PM
Hi
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:02 PM
EPISODE START
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 05:02 PM
em testing
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:03 PM
`The ship is lovely!`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:03 PM
Mora, I've known you for 40 years and you never cease to amaze me with your alcohol collection.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:03 PM
Pweh.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:03 PM
One of these days, I'll rob you of it.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:03 PM
`It's a technological beauty` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:04 PM
"And then I'll shoot you in the head."
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:04 PM
@Magic8Ball Should Maia explore the ship?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:04 PM
@Mica NO.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:04 PM
Ha Ha Mora
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:04 PM
That's a girl!
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:04 PM
`I'll just stay put so I don't accidentally break something.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:05 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I head back to the ship while drunk off my ass?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:05 PM
@Bagelwrecker Astounding yes.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:05 PM
Bye Mora.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:05 PM
@Magic8Ball Is Emmett sleeping in one of the rooms?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:05 PM
@Zander Nay.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:05 PM
Good sleep.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:06 PM
Allllllllright, I'm readyy to go.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:06 PM
Maia, you should really explore the ship.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:06 PM
@Magic8Ball Is Steel in the Facinity?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:06 PM
@Finna Steel Christmas Yes.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:06 PM
`Come with me.`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:06 PM
vicinity (edited)
Alright.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:06 PM
Oops
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:07 PM
Emmett, you should of been with us duringg our drinkin games.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:07 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas check the ships programs?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:07 PM
@Brakia Likely no.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:07 PM
I prefer not to drink myself to death, thanks.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:07 PM
`It's a new ship, everything should be alright.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:07 PM
Moraa has the best alcoholl collection in this sectorr of the galaxyy
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:08 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia find a room?``
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:08 PM
@Mica Wait to ask this again.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:08 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I get the largest room?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:08 PM
@Bagelwrecker Nay.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:08 PM
`There's a bit more space than the last ship. `
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:08 PM
No texting while driving
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:08 PM
Mmmhmmmmmm
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 05:09 PM
@Magic8Ball do I join in this episode
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:09 PM
@Tom Thompson N0.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:09 PM
@Magic8Ball Is Emmett steady following behind Maia?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:09 PM
@Zander Wait to ask this again.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:09 PM
"Shut up kid, get back to work"
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:09 PM
Corn and Milk
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:10 PM
I think I drank a little muchh.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:10 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas give his arm a tune up while waiting to get a move on?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:10 PM
@Brakia Likely no.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:10 PM
I hope you were drinking milk.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:10 PM
Hey, Maia, Ibraxas. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:10 PM
Remember that time we drank with the dwarvess Emmett?
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:10 PM
`Yeah?`
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:11 PM
`Yes?`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:11 PM
That was a great time
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:11 PM
Ew.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:11 PM
Go relax. I think I need to babysit an elf.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:11 PM
You almost died. I didn't almost diee
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:11 PM
Seth, you nearly ate them.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:11 PM
`Okay. If you need some help, just holler.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:11 PM
Get me somme waterr.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:11 PM
`I'll stay in my room`
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:12 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia explore the ship?``
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:12 PM
@Mica Yes.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:12 PM
You nearly ate the dwarves and I had to extinguish a fire you produced.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:12 PM
He's got a point.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:12 PM
Or some Diamo Nade Vodka
That's good vodka
I like vodka.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:12 PM
`Hmm. Maybe there's a spare room around here..`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:12 PM
I like alcohol in general.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:13 PM
@Magic8Ball Did Seth bring a drink or two with him?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:13 PM
@Zander Resounding no.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:13 PM
You should drink with me more Emmett.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:13 PM
`Be careful which room you pick. We don't have enough for everyone to have their own.`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:13 PM
Y'know? Maybe.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:13 PM
`Oh.. So we have to share a room?`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:13 PM
Oooooo
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:14 PM
We can reminisce about the days when I first founndd ya.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:14 PM
`Everyone has to share with someone.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:14 PM
Share?
No thanks.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:14 PM
`Oh boy.. `
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:14 PM
Po-i mean corn.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:14 PM
`Yeah.`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:14 PM
Uh, yeah.
We don't have *that* much space.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:14 PM
Unllesss Emmett wants to deal with my sexyy women we pick up.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:15 PM
`*Maia blushes*`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:15 PM
I'm not sharing with you and you know that.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:15 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas set his things on the shelf on his side of his room. (edited)
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:15 PM
@Brakia Y35.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:15 PM
`Um... Who do I share with?`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:15 PM
Make sure you don't spill you milk over there
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:16 PM
Ahh, you're such a prude Emmett. You know women don'tt like thatt.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:16 PM
`You can choose your room for now. But someone else will end up sharing it with you`
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:16 PM
`I see..`
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:16 PM
`I'll put my sniper on this shelf...`
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:17 PM
This’ll be fun.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:17 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia find a room?``
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:17 PM
@Mica YES.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:17 PM
`And my toolbox by my bed`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:17 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I get the second largest room?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:17 PM
@Bagelwrecker Yay.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:17 PM
I could care less who I end up sharing a room with.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:17 PM
`Ooh! Here's an empty one.`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:17 PM
Your dick is overused, man.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:17 PM
Emmett, I'll find a wife forrr you soon enoughh my friend.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:18 PM
I prefer not to see it literally every night.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:18 PM
Are you alright, Seth?
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:18 PM
I'm a litttle drunkk.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:18 PM
`He's drunk.`
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:18 PM
Oh.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:18 PM
`Erm.. The bed might not be able to fit my body..`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:18 PM
We'll get you a larger bed.
Or maybe hay?
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:19 PM
@Magic8Ball does garrick find a room
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:19 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) Next person decides for you.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:19 PM
great
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:19 PM
I don't know what your race likes sleeping on.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:19 PM
@Magic8Ball Are the rooms fit for two anyways?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:19 PM
@Zander t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:19 PM
`I usually sleep on clouds..`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:19 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 02-Jul-18 05:19 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 20]
In the end, the result was: 20
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:19 PM
Clouds are reallly expeensive
And wet
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:19 PM
How does a centaur sleep, anyways?
Standing up?
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:20 PM
`I'll make do. `
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:20 PM
okk
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:20 PM
`We sleep standing up.`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:20 PM
I'm going back to the room I was in.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:20 PM
Ah, ok.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:20 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas question his existence... again?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:20 PM
@Brakia Astounding yes.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:20 PM
You know I can sleep with my eyes open?
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:21 PM
...That’s weird.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:21 PM
`Wow!`
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:21 PM
`I'm still concerned about what i am...`
`I don't even know what race i am.`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:21 PM
There there
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:21 PM
I learned how to do it back when I was maybe Emmett's age.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:21 PM
You’re an... abomination.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:21 PM
`Do i even bleed?`
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:22 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia teleport a cloud bed into her room?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:22 PM
@Mica Person who just went decides for you.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:22 PM
`I have to question everything now.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:22 PM
Youuu wannaa checckk Ibraxas?
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:22 PM
Hmmmm...🤔
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:22 PM
yes
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:22 PM
`There we go!`
`Cloud bed.`
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:22 PM
`I'm just...a big question.` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:22 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I run to the bathroom to puke?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:22 PM
@Bagelwrecker YES.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:23 PM
`I wish i had some answers.`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:23 PM
Awwwwn.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:24 PM
Shuttt up I'm pukkking herrree
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:24 PM
@Magic8Ball Is Emmett's "room" occupied by someone else?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:24 PM
@Zander Nah.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:24 PM
Maia.
Come in here. I think you want to see this.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:25 PM
`Coming!`
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:25 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas take off his robot arm and leave it on his bed?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:25 PM
@Brakia t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:25 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 02-Jul-18 05:25 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 2]
In the end, the result was: 2
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:25 PM
You know, I miss when we had that dark elf on our ship, remember her Emmett?
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:25 PM
`What is it?`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:26 PM
She was disgusting, Seth.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:26 PM
I can T-Pose anything that isn't living.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:26 PM
She hadd a very nice asss.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:26 PM
Look here, Maia.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:26 PM
@Magic8Ball does asier join in
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:26 PM
@Santa is Dead Y35.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:26 PM
Huge window to the cosmos.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:26 PM
Big boobs tooo.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:26 PM
hey guys
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:26 PM
I thought you might have liked it.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:26 PM
`Hey, Shade.`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:26 PM
I see There are some new faces
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:27 PM
`There's a mess in the bathroom. Might want to clean that up.`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:27 PM
I hope he was drinking spilt milk.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:27 PM
`It looks incredible. It makes me feel at home.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:27 PM
Thatt's meee.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:27 PM
who told you I was the janitor
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:27 PM
You can clean itt upp Ibraxas
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:27 PM
`I made you the janitor.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:27 PM
I got women to woo
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:27 PM
`Or, half of me did.`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:27 PM
I like it in here. Pretty cozy.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:28 PM
`I'm confusing me.`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:28 PM
......
weren't you a dinosaur before
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:28 PM
`And a star.`
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:28 PM
`Where are we going next?`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:28 PM
why have you become something else
Tatsumaki 02-Jul-18 05:28 PM
🆙 | PlasmaPerson leveled up!
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:28 PM
`Let's go to space disney`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:28 PM
No
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:29 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia show Emmett something special?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:29 PM
@Mica N0.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:29 PM
Let's go to spacee universall
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:29 PM
Didknee
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:29 PM
`Why? i don't know why.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:29 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth launch the ship to go to Space Disney?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:29 PM
@Bagelwrecker NO.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:29 PM
Space Disney is alright.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:29 PM
Space dindu nuffin
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:29 PM
`Space Disney?`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:29 PM
@Mica Does Maia now show Emmett something special?
@Magic8Ball Does Maia now show Emmett something special?
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:30 PM
`It's like disney, but in space.`
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:30 PM
@Zander t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:30 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 02-Jul-18 05:30 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 5]
In the end, the result was: 5
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:30 PM
Alright welp I'm good now
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:30 PM
Disney but Star Wars themed
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:31 PM
is space Disney like regular Disney but only star wars (edited)
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:31 PM
Let's go find a some women Emmett
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:31 PM
`Hey Seth? Wanna try some special alcohol from Saturn?`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:31 PM
I guess I'll drive then.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:31 PM
Is it the Dioop Monds?
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:31 PM
You guys really like alcohol, don'tcha?
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:31 PM
Please don't throw up again
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:32 PM
I drank that at Mora's
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:32 PM
I don't approve
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:32 PM
`Selene's Hair. It's some of the strongest liquor in the galaxy.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:32 PM
I don't think so, they have a no drunk rule at Space Disney
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:32 PM
I'd tag along, but I'm afraid of what would come out of it.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:33 PM
yeah you might get ptsd again
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:33 PM
Garrick, go get drunk man.
Relax.
Celebrating.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:33 PM
Whatever you say.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:33 PM
Woo hoo.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:33 PM
I don't think he can drink (edited)
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:33 PM
Emmett, I'll come pilot for you.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:33 PM
I can.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:33 PM
No thanks.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:33 PM
You go drink and have fun
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:33 PM
Somehow.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:33 PM
@Magic8Ball Is Mickey Mouse secretly Bendyn't
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:33 PM
@Finna Steel Christmas YES.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:33 PM
I've drank enough
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:33 PM
I don't know how eating or drinking works for ghosts but it does.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:34 PM
`I will have some then.`
`*tipsy horse noises*`
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:34 PM
`I'll take anything to make me stop questioning my existence.`
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas drink?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:34 PM
@Brakia Nah.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:35 PM
@Magic8Ball does everyone simultaneously dab
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:35 PM
@Santa is Dead Wait to ask this again.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:35 PM
`Welp. Back to hating myself for the abomination i am.`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:35 PM
Go have some of Seth's space weed then, if you're afraid of drinking Ibraxas.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:35 PM
@Magic8Ball Will Maia dunkenly KISS someone?``
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:35 PM
@Mica Nay.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:35 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I push Emmett out of the cockpit and pilot the ship towards space disney?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:35 PM
@Bagelwrecker No.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:36 PM
`I'm good.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:36 PM
Emmett get out.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:36 PM
`Hehehe!~`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:36 PM
I wanna pilot
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:36 PM
`Well, it seems i'm a baysitter of our drunken crew.`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:36 PM
Get out of here, ears.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:36 PM
@Magic8Ball does garrick drink
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:36 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) Likely yes.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:36 PM
serpile but a humanish thing we should bail
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:36 PM
i see
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:36 PM
`Thats fun.`
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:36 PM
`Here! Have some of thisss!`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:37 PM
ecks de (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:37 PM
what's ecks Dr
please explain
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:37 PM
`I'm good, Maia.`
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:37 PM
`More foorrr meeee!~`
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:37 PM
I'll take some, actually.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:37 PM
Hey, Emmett, look over there real quick.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:37 PM
Hmph.
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett push Seth out of the way and start the ship?
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:38 PM
`I feel like the mom of the group. I don't like that feeling.`
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:38 PM
@Zander Next person decides for you.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:38 PM
`*gives Garrick a glass of Selene's Hair.*`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:38 PM
Yes
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:39 PM
Great.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:39 PM
Ok
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:39 PM
Don't-
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:39 PM
Thanks Emmett
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:39 PM
Don't do that.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:39 PM
ok I'm gone
I'm going elsewhere
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:39 PM
I don't know what's happening so I'm not seeing whatever is happening.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:39 PM
You have fun in there, all by yourself
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:39 PM
Savage
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:39 PM
Buzzkill.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:39 PM
RIP
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:40 PM
`It's getting hot...`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:40 PM
No dont.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:40 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas round up all the drunks and put them in a room.?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:40 PM
@Brakia Person who just went decides for you.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:40 PM
(Emmett turns on the AC) (edited)
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:40 PM
`I think my cape needs to come off!~`
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:40 PM
`No it doesnt` (edited)
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:40 PM
NO
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:41 PM
@Magic8Ball does ibraxas dab, thus hitting maia in the head, causing her to go unconscious so we don't have to watch them take off clothes
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:41 PM
@Santa is Dead t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:41 PM
`I am gonna sit for a second...`
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:41 PM
`Good.`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:41 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 02-Jul-18 05:41 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 13]
In the end, the result was: 13
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:41 PM
Emmett, turn on the autopilot
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:41 PM
Fine.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:42 PM
`I think my arm malfunctioned.`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:42 PM
I'll set a course.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:42 PM
Awesome
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:42 PM
`I'm sorry about that.`
`Are you ok?`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:42 PM
RICE.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:42 PM
`Emmett!~ ome over heeereeee...~`
Tatsumaki 02-Jul-18 05:42 PM
🆙 | Mica leveled up!
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:42 PM
Alright.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:42 PM
Have fun Emmett.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:42 PM
`I don't think that's a good idea`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:43 PM
GLHF
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:43 PM
I'll be planning our heist.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:43 PM
Heist?
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:43 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia wrap Emmett up inn her wings?``
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:43 PM
@Mica Lowercase no.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:43 PM
What're we stealing?
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:44 PM
`Emmerttttt...`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:44 PM
Space Disney, has a very valuable jewel I want
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:44 PM
all the prizes from Disney
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:44 PM
Yes?
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:44 PM
I'm going to steal it
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:44 PM
Good.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:44 PM
`I've neverr kissed a goat before......`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:44 PM
oh no
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:44 PM
Uhm.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:44 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia mistake Seth for Emmett?
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:44 PM
Interesting.
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:44 PM
@Bagelwrecker Yeah.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:44 PM
`Now's not a good time to try it.`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:45 PM
Wrong person, Maia.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:45 PM
I'm Seth...
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:45 PM
`Also, that's not Emmett.` (edited)
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:45 PM
`kiss...`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:45 PM
Sure.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:45 PM
M?
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:45 PM
`oh great.`
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:45 PM
@Magic8Ball have we arrived at space disney
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:45 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) Likely yes.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:46 PM
Emmett, You wanna switch?
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:46 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett take some of the hair alcohol and drink extensively?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:46 PM
@Zander Nay.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:46 PM
(Steel hides in the imaginary filling cabinet whilst eating corn bois)
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:47 PM
Emmett, you wanna switch places or no?
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:47 PM
`k..`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:47 PM
at everyone mom gae I'm bored let's go to Disney already
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:47 PM
t!choose Ibraxas shuts the situation down | Ibraxas doesn't do anything
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:47 PM
t!choose Pen | Pineapple
Tatsumaki 02-Jul-18 05:47 PM
🤔 | Brakia64, I pick Ibraxas shuts the situation down!
🤔 | Zander, I pick Pen!
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:48 PM
We're close.
...I think.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:48 PM
Nah
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:48 PM
`We're stopping this right now`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:48 PM
Sure.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:48 PM
`Everyone we're here`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:48 PM
Shut up Prude.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:48 PM
`Get these two apart`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:48 PM
We gotta wait anyways.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:48 PM
@Magic8Ball do we land gracefully
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:48 PM
@Santa is Dead Resounding no.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:48 PM
`Before something bad happens`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:48 PM
Ah, fuck.
My feet.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:48 PM
There's an anti-drunk rule there
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:48 PM
Great job.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:48 PM
`Woahhhh~`
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:49 PM
They won't notice.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:49 PM
captain what's happening
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:49 PM
`That sounded bad. Should i check the damage?`
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:49 PM
It'll be fine!
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:49 PM
Nahh
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:49 PM
`Kiss...`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:49 PM
Like I said sure.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:50 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia kiss Seth?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:50 PM
@Mica Astounding yes.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:50 PM
mmY FeEt (edited)
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:50 PM
`Oh god`
`I'm leaving.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:50 PM
You have hooves.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:50 PM
Welp
Everyone out
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:50 PM
`I have hands and hooves!~`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:50 PM
I think we wrecked the parking area
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:50 PM
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:50 PM
Very cool Maia
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:51 PM
Great.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:51 PM
Thank you Kanye. Very cool!
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:51 PM
Ugh.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:51 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth get up from his seat?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:51 PM
@Bagelwrecker Y35.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:52 PM
Give me some more drink.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:52 PM
`Where are we?`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:52 PM
souvenir (edited)
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:52 PM
Space Disney.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:52 PM
Souvinere
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:52 PM
`I'll have to stay out here and do repairs. You guys bring me back a souvenir, ok?`
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:52 PM
`Woahhh~`
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 05:52 PM
`I dont think you need anything more to drink.`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:52 PM
yeah sure we'll get you some ice cream
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:52 PM
Emmett, don't get too drunk
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:52 PM
`No, Emmett's sober`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:52 PM
sou·ve·nir
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:53 PM
`Can I go?~`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:53 PM
Of course Maia.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 05:53 PM
`chocolate cockie doe.`
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:53 PM
`No, you're too drunk.`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:53 PM
Maia, I don't think that's a good idea.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:53 PM
E (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:53 PM
Don't eat that.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 05:53 PM
`I mean cookie doe`
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:53 PM
`Someone ride me!~`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:53 PM
I'll take carre of you on the ship.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:53 PM
I'll consider it.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:53 PM
`NO! Not doing that!`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:53 PM
You want me to ride you Maia?
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:53 PM
E
E
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:53 PM
`STOP`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:54 PM
E
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:54 PM
`I am a horse after all.~~`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:54 PM
E
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:54 PM
You can ride me if you want..
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:54 PM
H
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:54 PM
As much as I'm curious to try it, I don't think they'll allow it at Space Disney.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:54 PM
I would defend you if my feet weren't bruised.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:54 PM
This is supposed to be PG.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:54 PM
@Magic8Ball does garrick jump out of the ship
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:54 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) Next person decides for you.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 05:54 PM
`I hope you don't mean what i think you mean, we are at a DISNEY PLACE`
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:54 PM
`Emmett and Seth ride me!`
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:54 PM
Not at space disney.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:55 PM
`Oh god.`
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:55 PM
`Hehehe!~`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:55 PM
Yes, and so does Seth, Asier, Ibraxas, and Jim.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:55 PM
One gasoline ice cream comin' up!
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:55 PM
Gasoline ice cream?
Why?
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:55 PM
yep we definitely caused a crater
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 05:55 PM
`so, Seth is riding Maia and maia is riding Seth?`
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:55 PM
`Awwh. No Space Disney for me..`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:55 PM
Bye Maia...
See you soon
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:55 PM
`I'm not going either.`
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:56 PM
`Bye...~`
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:56 PM
`I have to fix the ship`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:56 PM
Let's not bore with the details
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 05:56 PM
`i wish i could wipe my memory sometimes....`
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:56 PM
Are you guys staying, or...? (edited)
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:56 PM
We're fine, Garrick.
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:56 PM
`I'm too drunk for disneyyy~`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:56 PM
I'll wait for Maia to sober up.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:56 PM
`Someone has to fix the ship. And watch the drunk.`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:57 PM
Agreed.
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:57 PM
You go on, Seth.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:57 PM
trEy
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:57 PM
Hand me my blueprints Emmett.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:57 PM
ok
Time to have fun and have leg pains that last weeks
Let's go!
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:57 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett slip over to Maia, gifting the blueprints to Seth?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:57 PM
@Zander Maybe.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:57 PM
Haa! I don't even HAVE legs.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:58 PM
`Jeez. you guys did a number on the outside.`
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 05:58 PM
`I cant even feel my left leg...`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:58 PM
Loser
I have full flesh
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:58 PM
Maia, you have anymore of that alcohol?
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:58 PM
Aaaah! I can't feel my legs!
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 05:58 PM
`that sucks for you then.`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 05:58 PM
@Magic8Ball Can I enter the ship?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 05:58 PM
@Finna Steel Christmas Next person decides for you.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:58 PM
help
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:59 PM
`A whopping ten more bottles.`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 05:59 PM
Disney more like bibbeb
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:59 PM
`Yoou want someee?`
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 05:59 PM
`100 bottles of bear on the wall...`
Zander 02-Jul-18 05:59 PM
Yeeeeah.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 05:59 PM
not yet, he has to join the crew first.
`This is a damn nightmare.`
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 05:59 PM
stop saying e
Mica 02-Jul-18 05:59 PM
`Have some, cute goat ~`
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 05:59 PM
`kinky.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 05:59 PM
Don't have too much fun Emmett.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:00 PM
Deus Vult.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:00 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas grab his toolbox and get to work on the ship?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:00 PM
@Brakia NO.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:00 PM
Thank-you, horsey.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:00 PM
`can we just go in to disney?`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:00 PM
@Magic8Ball do we pay for tickets
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:00 PM
@Santa is Dead Wait to ask this again.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:00 PM
`I'm watching you two for a while before i start working. I don't trust you two to be left alone.`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:01 PM
E
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:01 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia make a drunk decision?
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:01 PM
`Please, DONT LEAVE THEM ALONE`
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:01 PM
@Mica Lowercase yes.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:01 PM
Ibraxas, leave them alone.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:01 PM
`We dont want more crew members, if you know what i mean.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:01 PM
Let them have fun.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:01 PM
Be careful.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:01 PM
Relax, Ib. I'm responsibel.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:01 PM
`Sure you are.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:01 PM
Emmett knows how to use protection.
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:01 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) Lowercase no.
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:01 PM
`Don't our friends need money??? I should deposit money into their account!!!!!!~`
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:02 PM
Maia, no!
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:02 PM
`That's not a good idea, Maia.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:02 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett switch places with Seth?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:02 PM
@Bagelwrecker Nay.
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:02 PM
`But they wont be able to get anything !!`
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:02 PM
We have enough money. Chill.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:02 PM
Emmett, don't forget to water the grass.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:03 PM
Oh shit. The grass.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:03 PM
`Just don't. I'm sure they're fine.`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:03 PM
Corn
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:03 PM
`*Maia sits on the floor and slumps her body over the couch*`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:03 PM
You know what happens when you don't, it gets shriveled and dry
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:04 PM
(Whilst going past Maia) I'm getting to it, relax.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:04 PM
this must be a rather boring job
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:04 PM
I don't want you to get *the crave*
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:04 PM
Are we going to get tickets or what?
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:04 PM
`The Crave?`
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:04 PM
@Magic8Ball Does garrick enter the park without a ticket
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:04 PM
The Crave.
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:04 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) Y35.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:05 PM
This is taking too long.
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:05 PM
`H e h e h e~`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:05 PM
`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:05 PM
garrick
Why
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:05 PM
I told you. It was taking too long.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:05 PM
`You're really drunk, aren't you?`
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:05 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett find any grass? (edited)
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:05 PM
@Zander Lowercase yes.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:05 PM
Also, I don't have a lot of money with me.
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:05 PM
`Yea hhh~`
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:05 PM
Crap, man.
Seth, I forgot something.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:06 PM
What'd you forget?
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:06 PM
And I'm kinda drunk. But whatever, let's go.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:06 PM
My stash.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:06 PM
`Just how strong is that stuff?`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:06 PM
Yeeeah buddy!
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:06 PM
@everyone
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:06 PM
Get pinged
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:06 PM
Fuck, and my parents already took the ship
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:06 PM
`STRONGGGGG~`
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:06 PM
Asier.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:06 PM
@Magic8Ball Do earth cops have derestriction on Space Disney?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:06 PM
@TheBlade Person who just went decides for you.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:06 PM
Hurry up.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:06 PM
What should I do?
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:06 PM
what
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:06 PM
You want me to call them?
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:06 PM
no
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:06 PM
Jurisdiction
Yes
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:07 PM
Fine, whatever.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:07 PM
`Guys, how much is it to get in the place?` (edited)
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:07 PM
so
Dragon fellow.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:08 PM
`I got a 100 on me.`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:08 PM
Fgdhodjcdyx
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:08 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas start work on the hull?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:08 PM
@Brakia Likely no.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:08 PM
Maia, I think I might be needing to go out the ship.
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:08 PM
`I should dance.`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:08 PM
Dragon Bois
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:08 PM
You guys pay for tickets. I'm gonna go hide by the concessions.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:08 PM
So do you want me to call my parents?
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:09 PM
`Hehe.. `
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:09 PM
`You probably should not.`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:09 PM
@Magic8Ball do we go in now, bringing the Dragon fellow with us
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:09 PM
I think it's too late for that.
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:09 PM
@Santa is Dead Lowercase no.
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:09 PM
`But dancing is fuuuuunnnn!`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:09 PM
Ok...
How long has it been since you had grass?
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:09 PM
`Well, it's not the worst thing you can do.`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:09 PM
you should ditch this boring job and have a little fun instead
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:10 PM
All my life I knew I was an anime protagonist.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:10 PM
I don't remember. Like, a week maybe?
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:10 PM
I know, right? Come with us.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:10 PM
Oh fuck.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:10 PM
`Why do we have 2 goats...i thought one was enough...`
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:10 PM
`I'll probably break something..`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:10 PM
You want me to lock you in your room?
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:10 PM
`Maybe.`
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:10 PM
You could try to break me.
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:10 PM
`*sniffle*`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:10 PM
Yeah I'm like that.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:11 PM
Emmett no.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:11 PM
`What's wrong?`
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:11 PM
`I.. I'm too big!!!`
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:11 PM
`What the hell am i listining to?`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:11 PM
???
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:11 PM
Emmett, go get your doll thing.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:11 PM
`Maia what the hell is going on?`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:11 PM
ok I'm turning off my com
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:11 PM
`Wh... *sniffle*`
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:11 PM
Awh, crap. I don't like seeing you unhappy, Maia.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:12 PM
This is a mess.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:12 PM
`Drunk problems, jim.`
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:12 PM
`What do you mean its "too big?"` (edited)
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:12 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia have a beautiful drunk cry?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:12 PM
@Mica Nay.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:12 PM
She said that she's too big.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:12 PM
neigh
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:12 PM
(Emmett turned off Maia's comm then and there.) (edited)
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:12 PM
`She's being sad.`
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:12 PM
`NO. I'm not gonna cry.`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:13 PM
I can't wait for Trump to add lazers back to Final Frontier.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:13 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I climb over Space disney's fence?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:13 PM
@Bagelwrecker Yeah.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:13 PM
What's going on in there?
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:13 PM
together we can trash this place
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:13 PM
`Drunk things.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:13 PM
Si Senor
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:13 PM
Maia, c'mere.
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:13 PM
`*wipes her eyes*`
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:13 PM
@Magic8Ball Does everyone in the parking lot go up to the ticket booth?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:13 PM
@TheBlade Wait to ask this again.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:13 PM
Several people are typing
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:13 PM
`Okay.`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:14 PM
uhhh
Ok?
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:14 PM
`what?`
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:14 PM
There there, you big baby.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:14 PM
Emmett don't be rude.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:14 PM
`OK, can we just all go into Disney please?!`
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:15 PM
@Magic8Ball does garrick hide somewhere and wait for asier and jim (edited)
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:15 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) Likely yes.
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:15 PM
`I'm one hundred years old.`
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:15 PM
`Legal.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:15 PM
Senors I'm over the border
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:15 PM
You're not technically wrong, Jim.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:16 PM
I still saved you all though. (edited)
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:16 PM
Señiors (edited)
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:16 PM
@Magic8Ball Is Emmett almost in The Crave?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:16 PM
@Zander Y35.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:17 PM
Maia, look.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:17 PM
@Magic8Ball does steel now join us to have fun and trash space Disney
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:17 PM
@Santa is Dead Yeah.
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:17 PM
`Hmm?`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:17 PM
Vamanos
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:17 PM
it is time
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:17 PM
Woo! Let's go! (edited)
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:18 PM
We need to be more careful about things, y'know?
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:18 PM
Over the fence brothers.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:18 PM
`Eh, people will think im still a cop so, should be good.`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:18 PM
*draw swords* now let's go meet up withthe others
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:18 PM
Give me a hug.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:18 PM
First we should have everyone dress up as Emmett.
`
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:19 PM
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:19 PM
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:19 PM
Everyone who is here put these costumes on.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:19 PM
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:19 PM
@Magic8Ball does maia give emmett a hug?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:19 PM
@Mica Lowercase yes.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:19 PM
We will do a flash mob
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:20 PM
`no, god no.`
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:20 PM
`So warm..`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:20 PM
@Magic8Ball Does everyone dress up as Emmett?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:20 PM
@Bagelwrecker YES.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:20 PM
I don't want to dress up as emmett...
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:20 PM
`No`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:21 PM
Lets go.
We have a jewel to steal
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:21 PM
`Why the hell did i put this on?`
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:21 PM
too bad
At least this way they won't suspect anyone but Emmett
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:21 PM
But I need to go.
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:21 PM
`Where?`
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:21 PM
`i still have a cop uniform on, i just have a mask on.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:21 PM
Emmett, we're ready over here.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:21 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Jim have a paper Emmit mask on?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:22 PM
@TheBlade Astounding yes.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:22 PM
Hurry up and come over here.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:22 PM
I'm about to turn. Need to get of here.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:22 PM
that's not very convincing
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:22 PM
`turn?`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:22 PM
I want milk.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:22 PM
The Crave
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:22 PM
`Turn to what?`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:22 PM
He'll turn into the CRAVE
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:22 PM
lag omg
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:22 PM
`Uh oh...`
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:22 PM
jesus christ
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:23 PM
`What's the Crave?`
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:23 PM
@Magic8Ball does garrick take off the emmett costume
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:23 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) Nay.
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:23 PM
`Emmett do you need to lay down?` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:23 PM
It's when Emmett goes insane.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:23 PM
i hate this
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:23 PM
`Dont lay down next to Maia...`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:23 PM
I'm from Africa.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:24 PM
what should we destroy first?
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:24 PM
Go destroy that gift shop
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:24 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett get out of the ship, getting into THE CRAVE?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:24 PM
@Zander No.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:24 PM
I'm an exclusive boi
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:24 PM
FUCK ME.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:25 PM
I'm heading to the museum Vamanos
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:25 PM
`Whoa, dont destroy anything, what are you thinking?`
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:25 PM
`~~When and where?~~`
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:25 PM
`Just have some fun dude...`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:25 PM
We have a job to do.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:25 PM
it'll be fuuun (edited)
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:25 PM
not like that, i mean i'm out of grass.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:25 PM
Go have some of my intergalactic weed.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:26 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas get out of the costume and check what is happening in the ship?
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:26 PM
`Ohhh! there was some in your closet!`
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:26 PM
@Brakia Yes.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:26 PM
`what job? i thought we were just heading to disney!`
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:26 PM
YOUR WEED SUCKS BALLS.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:26 PM
`What is happening in here?` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:26 PM
It's just a mutation of your grass.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:26 PM
@Magic8Ball Do you like corn.
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:26 PM
@Finna Steel Christmas Maybe.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:26 PM
there's no grass anywhere.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:26 PM
`Its not grass...`
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:26 PM
`Emmett is yelling!~`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:26 PM
We're stealing a jewel
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:26 PM
I'M OUT OF HERE.
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:26 PM
`Oh..`
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:27 PM
`That is crystal intergalactic Poaceae`
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:27 PM
What.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:27 PM
sorry
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:27 PM
`not grass`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:27 PM
I'll take the snacks.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:27 PM
`its the name of that green stuff on the ground` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:27 PM
We'll get your grass after we grab this jewel.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:27 PM
t!choose gift shop is completely trashed | kinda trashed | we failed to trash the gift shop | asier accidentally kills the person behind the desk
Tatsumaki 02-Jul-18 06:27 PM
🤔 | PlasmaPerson, I pick kinda trashed!
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:27 PM
`Emmett, where are you going?` (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:27 PM
Cashier. What's your most valueable item?
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:27 PM
knock down the shelves!
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:27 PM
`That thing you think is grass is literaly just crystalized intergalactic fake poaceae` (edited)
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:28 PM
take their stuff!
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:28 PM
I don't think they speak english.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:28 PM
AWAY.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:28 PM
Mica your turn
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:28 PM
i think my comms are going to be ripped off.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:28 PM
My Mommy once told me
The world was gonna roll me.
(edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:28 PM
Dame todo tu dinero o destruiré esta tienda de regalos.
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:28 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Maia Sober up and go to her room for a nap?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:28 PM
@Mica Next person decides for you.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:29 PM
Yes, and Emmett runs toward space disney
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:29 PM
"EEERROW"
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:29 PM
`Well, this is a damn nightmare.` (edited)
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:29 PM
`I'm gonna take a nap.. My head hurts.`
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:29 PM
`Its not going to look good for me, since im a cop right next to a ROBBERY`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:29 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I rush over to the museum to go steal the jewel while the security is preoccupied ?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:29 PM
@Bagelwrecker Yay.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:29 PM
definitely not English
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:29 PM
Black people
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:29 PM
COMMUNICATIONS OUT OF ORDER.
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:29 PM
`Don't come in my roomm because I will be in the nude.`
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:29 PM
"Por favor, toma el dinero y vete!"
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:30 PM
Jeez why is space Disney so crowded
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:30 PM
skip my turn for now uwu
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:30 PM
@Magic8Ball are there cameras on the ship?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:30 PM
@TheBlade NO.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:30 PM
uh, just take it.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:30 PM
Damé tu Cosita (edited)
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 06:30 PM
`
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:31 PM
`...no..just no...`
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:31 PM
Asier, tenemos- uh, I mean, i stole a bunch of money. Let's go.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:31 PM
What a nice jewel.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:32 PM
to the next loot area!
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:32 PM
`Jewel? we walked into disney and robbed 2 places...`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:32 PM
Black people
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:32 PM
Go to the museum.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:32 PM
`There are going to be cops here soon.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:32 PM
Not if they can't find us
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:33 PM
Black people
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:33 PM
t!choose another gift shop | steal people
Tatsumaki 02-Jul-18 06:33 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick steal people!
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:33 PM
HOSTAGES!
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:33 PM
Black people
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:33 PM
t!choose Women | Children | men
Tatsumaki 02-Jul-18 06:33 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick men!
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:34 PM
WE'LL TAKE THE MEN AND USE THEM AS OUR LABOR SLAVES!
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:34 PM
t!choose 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
Tatsumaki 02-Jul-18 06:34 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick 5!
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:34 PM
HA HA HA
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:34 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett take out his crossbow and murder the entrance guards, leading him to the nightclub?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:34 PM
@Zander No.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:34 PM
Black people
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:35 PM
"please, don't hurt us!"
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:35 PM
@Magic8Ball are the cameras Jim Planted in the ship working?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:35 PM
@TheBlade N0.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:35 PM
Fine.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:35 PM
no grass here.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:35 PM
nah, it's just slavery
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:35 PM
We'll take the women and children.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:35 PM
ANYONE HAVE FUCKING GRASS?!
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:35 PM
`WHY ARE WE YELLING`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:35 PM
"Yeah."
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:36 PM
@Magic8Ball Should he put cameras?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:36 PM
@Finna Steel Christmas N0.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:36 PM
"We sell grass here."
"20 ducketts per bag"
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:36 PM
i need it. now.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:36 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas head back to his room and take a nap?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:36 PM
@Brakia Wait to ask this again.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:36 PM
I HAVE NO CURRENCY, YOU BITCH.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:36 PM
`Wait are we talking Poaceae here?`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:37 PM
"Then no grass for you ese"
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:37 PM
`i got a 100 on me`
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:37 PM
DESPACITO
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:37 PM
`But there was this cool gunstore i wanted to look at, and i need my money....`
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:37 PM
(pointing a crossbow at the trader) then eat some of my little friend's shit. (edited)
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:37 PM
Black people
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:38 PM
"Alright alright alright, you can have it just dont hurt me!"
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:39 PM
I NEED VENGEANCE.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:39 PM
t!choose break the carousel in half with our bare hands | steal 1 million ducketts | uh oh the police showed up
Tatsumaki 02-Jul-18 06:39 PM
🤔 | PlasmaPerson, I pick uh oh the police showed up!
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:39 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I jump back over the fence with the jewel and a bag of grass and run back to ship?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:39 PM
@Bagelwrecker Lowercase yes.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:39 PM
uh oh, the police showed up!
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:39 PM
Emmett I got your grass.
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:39 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Jim run back to the ship with Seth?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:39 PM
@TheBlade Yes.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:40 PM
"hands in the air!"
TheBlade 02-Jul-18 06:40 PM
`FCUK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!` (edited)
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:40 PM
this grass isn't real. (edited)
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:40 PM
*shape shift to have no arms* that's what you think
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:40 PM
THIS IS WEED, YOU IDIOT.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:40 PM
I have no arms! (edited)
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:40 PM
"WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?"
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:40 PM
FLAN FLAN FLAN FLAN FLAN FLAN FLAN FLAN!
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:41 PM
@Tom Thompson N0.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:41 PM
"ooooooof"
RUN!
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:41 PM
t!choose 5 | 10 | 20
Tatsumaki 02-Jul-18 06:41 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick 10!
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:41 PM
"POLICE POLICE POLICE!"
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:41 PM
KEEP STEALING MORE PEOPLE
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:41 PM
Don't shoot us! We have hostages!
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:42 PM
"I'M BEING ROBBED BY POLICE!"
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:42 PM
that's right!
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:42 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett shoot the weed man and hop onto a police officer's back?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:42 PM
@Zander Wait to ask this again.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:42 PM
I'll shoot the children!
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:42 PM
he'll do it he's crazy
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:42 PM
did i hear children
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:42 PM
And I'll shoot the woman!
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:42 PM
I'll do it.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:43 PM
and I'll kill everyone else !
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:43 PM
@Magic8Ball Black people
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:43 PM
@Finna Steel Christmas Next person decides for you.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:43 PM
CHILDREN PLAY IN THE GRASS, AM I WRONG, COP?
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 06:43 PM
@Magic8Ball does Evette find and rob a grave?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:43 PM
@Tom Thompson Next person decides for you.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:43 PM
"If you want grass go into the museum!"
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:43 PM
I don't even know these people and also i'm still a little drunk but yeah i'll shoot the children
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:43 PM
"What the hell are you doing on my back?"
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:43 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas take a nap?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:43 PM
@Brakia Yay.
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 06:44 PM
@Magic8Ball
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:44 PM
@Tom Thompson Y35.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:44 PM
"Lieutenant. the jewel is gone!" (edited)
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:44 PM
Leutenient
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:44 PM
Asier, let's take more people and get out of here!
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:44 PM
lieutenant
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:44 PM
Luetinent
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:44 PM
we need the jewel!
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:45 PM
Lieutenant
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:45 PM
Mommy come and take me away
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:45 PM
Let's just take the slaves back to the ship.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:45 PM
GIVE ME SUSTANANCE
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 06:45 PM
The jewel is cursed
Mica 02-Jul-18 06:45 PM
`Zzzz..`
Tatsumaki 02-Jul-18 06:45 PM
🆙 | Tom Thompson leveled up!
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:45 PM
t!choose get more people and go back to the ship | kill the police | Get the jewel
Tatsumaki 02-Jul-18 06:45 PM
🤔 | PlasmaPerson, I pick kill the police!
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:45 PM
"frick you man"
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:45 PM
MORE POLICE RAIDS!
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:46 PM
That's enough police...
I'm kidding. (edited)
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:46 PM
I'LL EAT YOU ALIVE YOU LITTLE PRICK.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:46 PM
Asier I got the jewel keep distracting them
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:46 PM
BLOOOD
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:46 PM
WOOOOOOOO
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:46 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I enter the ship?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:46 PM
@Bagelwrecker Nah.
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 06:47 PM
(Sean you took the cursed jewel and with that a ghost starts to follow you) ...
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:47 PM
BLACK PEOPLE
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:47 PM
t!choose take the slaves back to the ship | take more slaves and go back to the ship
Tatsumaki 02-Jul-18 06:47 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick take more slaves and go back to the ship!
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:47 PM
Great we got Mickey Mouse's ghost following us.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:48 PM
Alright, I'm going back to the ship before I cause any more damage.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:48 PM
we're not gonna have enough room for this on the ship
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:48 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett find his way back to the ship, dressed as a sleazy cop?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:48 PM
@Zander Next person decides for you.
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 06:48 PM
No
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:49 PM
@Tom Thompson Next person decides for you.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:50 PM
No
@Magic8Ball does Emmett actually eat them
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:50 PM
Hey, what'd I miss?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:50 PM
@Santa is Dead Maybe.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:50 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I enter the ship bragging about the success of the heist?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:51 PM
@Bagelwrecker Lowercase yes.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:51 PM
That's how a real thief does it.
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:51 PM
Alright we got some slaves and some ducketts (edited)
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:52 PM
We'll be able to sell this for 100,000 D's
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 06:52 PM
'(A spooky ghost follows you while laughing like Micky mouse)'
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:52 PM
God damnit
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:52 PM
@Magic8Ball does garrick enter the ship yelling
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:52 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) Likely yes.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:52 PM
WWWHHHOOOOOOOO'SSSS HOOOOOOMMMMEEEE
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:52 PM
WE'RE HOME
Santa is Dead 02-Jul-18 06:52 PM
Not you
Bye
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:52 PM
WHERE ARE YOU
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:53 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett consistently backflip from about ten feet from the ship into the ship?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:53 PM
@Zander Likely no.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:53 PM
IN THE LOUNGE!
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:53 PM
BLACK PEOPLE
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 06:53 PM
@Magic8Ball do I scare anyone that has the jewel?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:53 PM
@Tom Thompson N0.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:53 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas wake up from his nap?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:53 PM
@Brakia YES.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:53 PM
guys, where's my grass?
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:53 PM
Right here.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:53 PM
`That was a good nap. I wonder what i missed.`
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:54 PM
I stole it from the museum for you.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:54 PM
FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME.
sorry.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:54 PM
Here you go
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:54 PM
Oh, ok.
Hey guys.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:54 PM
THIS ISN'T GRASS, IS IT?
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:54 PM
Just so you know Mickey Mouse's Ghost is following us.
Yes it is.
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 06:55 PM
@Magic8Ball does Micky mouse ghost make the owner of the jewel go into a grave yard
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:55 PM
@Tom Thompson Resounding no.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:55 PM
`What's this about Mickey's ghost?` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:55 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we launch with everyone on the ship?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:55 PM
@Bagelwrecker Person who just went decides for you.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:56 PM
this isn't working.
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 06:56 PM
@Magic8Ball does Micky mouse ghost follow Sean for ever?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:56 PM
@Tom Thompson YES.
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 06:56 PM
Yes
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:57 PM
Well we'll get your grass on the next planet.
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:57 PM
I'LL TRY TO RESTRAIN MYSELF.
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 06:57 PM
IDK why I left tbh
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:58 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas try to console the CRAVED goat?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 06:58 PM
@Zander Likely yes.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 06:58 PM
What's with the grass?
Why do you need it so much?
Brakia 02-Jul-18 06:58 PM
`Hey Emmett. What's wrong?`
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:58 PM
it's an addiction, man.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:58 PM
It's a comfort food for him
Zander 02-Jul-18 06:59 PM
IT'S LIKE PTSD FOOD.
i eat it to get thoughts of my family away.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 06:59 PM
Mmm
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 07:00 PM
I don't have any icebreakers
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 07:01 PM
@Magic8Ball (Micky mouse ghost is possessing the trash can does he succeed?)
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 07:01 PM
@Tom Thompson No.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 07:02 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas comfort the Craved Goat?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 07:02 PM
@Brakia Wait to ask this again.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 07:02 PM
@Magic8Ball Do I lay down on my bed?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 07:02 PM
@Bagelwrecker Yes.
Zander 02-Jul-18 07:02 PM
I HATE THE GRASS.
it's not that good.
I JUST WANT SOME RAWNEY'S FOOD, SETH.
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 07:03 PM
@Magic8Ball (Micky mouse ghost try's to haunt everyone)
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 07:03 PM
@Tom Thompson Astounding yes.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 07:03 PM
Thought ahead of you already.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 07:03 PM
What am I supposed to do with all these slaves?
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 07:04 PM
Autopilot is taking us there right now.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 07:04 PM
Does anyone want all these children?
Zander 02-Jul-18 07:04 PM
hey garrick?
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 07:04 PM
Yeah?
Zander 02-Jul-18 07:04 PM
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF HAVING CHILDREN?
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 07:05 PM
There aren't a lot of ghosts on Earth.
So no, not really.
I don't know if that works between species.
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 07:05 PM
I the Micky mouse ghost shall talk in 73th person
Mica 02-Jul-18 07:05 PM
`Zzzz...`
Zander 02-Jul-18 07:05 PM
mica
undeafen
Mica 02-Jul-18 07:05 PM
i cant rn
boiling pasta
Zander 02-Jul-18 07:06 PM
I'm about to do something relating to u
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 07:06 PM
Seth, do you want 8 children?
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 07:06 PM
Nope.
Let's airlock them
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 07:06 PM
Uh...
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 07:06 PM
I the spooky ghost posses the Micky mouse toy
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 07:07 PM
I mean, we could sell them.
Zander 02-Jul-18 07:07 PM
EAT THEM.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 07:07 PM
I... don't want to eat them.
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 07:08 PM
haha do you like squeaky toys
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 07:08 PM
t!choose sell | airlock | put them up for adoption
Tatsumaki 02-Jul-18 07:08 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick airlock!
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 07:09 PM
Here you go, seth.
Airlock them.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 07:09 PM
Ahhhh the first airlock of the ship
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 07:10 PM
I the Micky ghost shall steal your gold and leave you goldless and poor
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 07:10 PM
No gold here
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 07:10 PM
Go away.
Zander 02-Jul-18 07:10 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett get up and browse through the rooms?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 07:10 PM
@Zander Yeah.
Zander 02-Jul-18 07:11 PM
I feel a little better.
Still shitty.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 07:11 PM
Now what should I do with the women...
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 07:11 PM
`I was dead for a while what is it that I can steal that you have expensive
Brakia 02-Jul-18 07:11 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas fix the ship?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 07:11 PM
@Brakia Yay.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 07:11 PM
Um the slaves.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 07:11 PM
Yeah.
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 07:12 PM
Um the slates?
Brakia 02-Jul-18 07:12 PM
`I'm going out to fix the ship. Don't do anything dumb while i'm gone.`
Zander 02-Jul-18 07:12 PM
I'll try not to kill everyone.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 07:12 PM
I'll probably do something dumb.
Alright. Slaves. Do you all speak english?
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 07:13 PM
the slates pardon me I can't say bad words as a Micky mouse ghost
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 07:13 PM
"Uimh."
Zander 02-Jul-18 07:13 PM
Hey Seth?
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 07:14 PM
Yeah Emmett?
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 07:14 PM
Someone else can have you.
Zander 02-Jul-18 07:15 PM
What would happen if I stayed like this?
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 07:15 PM
are the slates really all you have that I can steal?
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 07:15 PM
You'd probably be stronger and more manly.
Zander 02-Jul-18 07:15 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) u r slatw
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 07:15 PM
oh no
Zander 02-Jul-18 07:16 PM
You have leg foot
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 07:16 PM
also what collar are the slates?
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 07:17 PM
@Magic8Ball Do we arrive at Rawney's Restaurant?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 07:17 PM
@Bagelwrecker Resounding no.
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Jul-18 07:17 PM
@Magic8Ball does garrick go to a room
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 07:17 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) NO.
Zander 02-Jul-18 07:17 PM
I don't have a comm anymore either.
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett take a peeees
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 07:17 PM
@Zander Yes.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 07:18 PM
If you can deal with an older version I got one for you to use.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 07:18 PM
`I'm back from fixing the ship. It really wasn't that bad.`
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 07:18 PM
@Magic8Ball do I make the ship go to earths disney iland
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 07:18 PM
@Tom Thompson Lowercase no.
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 07:18 PM
But comms are really expensive, like 30,000 ducketts expensive.
Zander 02-Jul-18 07:19 PM
Fine.
Brakia 02-Jul-18 07:19 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas sit down and take off his robo arm?
Magic8Ball 02-Jul-18 07:19 PM
@Brakia Likely no.
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 07:20 PM
I shall steal all your slates and then the ship won't be a bale to fly no more
`space rool-237 no space ships with out slates
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 07:22 PM
=
Tom Thompson 02-Jul-18 07:22 PM
X
Bagelwrecker 02-Jul-18 07:22 PM
Space Rule 216: Don't lose your comms.
EPISODE OVER
Draw a word and other players guess what the drawing is about. Social drawing with friends, smiling together. 4 Fun ツ
Zander 02-Jul-18 07:45 PM
@everyone Join general voice if you're playing Jackbox. Need a headcount.
Mica 02-Jul-18 07:45 PM
despacito
Finna Steel Christmas 02-Jul-18 07:45 PM
I wanna play Jackbox for a bit.
Zander 04-Jul-18 08:31 PM
@Final Frontier
Final Frontier Episode 4

Space Rule of the Episode:
Space Rule 120: Don't Forget to Not Die
Pinned a message.
This one is a little short due to me not remembering specific details.
I got everything concisely, however.
Tatsumaki 04-Jul-18 08:39 PM
🆙 | Tom Thompson leveled up!
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:00 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett take some of Maia's celestial grass?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 05:00 PM
@Zander Likely yes.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:02 PM
Much better.
Arky 05-Jul-18 05:02 PM
How much longer?
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:02 PM
Till?
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:02 PM
`You feeling good now?`
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:02 PM
I'm as fine as a fiddle.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:03 PM
`That's good.`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:03 PM
We'll be arriving at Rawny's in about 15 hours.
Arky 05-Jul-18 05:03 PM
Your joking right?
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:04 PM
We're in deep space right now.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:04 PM
Rawny's was banned on Earth for "Unsanitary food"
Arky 05-Jul-18 05:04 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Lucian go for space walk while attached to ship?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 05:04 PM
@Arky Wait to ask this again.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:05 PM
It's been a while since we've been in deep space huh?
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:05 PM
`15 hours, huh? I guess i'll get comfy.`
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:05 PM
I mean, half the ship is unconscious. And yeah. It's been a while.
Nothing much to see.
Just really dark.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:05 PM
Get used to not having space-link by the way.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:05 PM
Isolated.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:06 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas get comfy?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 05:06 PM
@Brakia YES.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:07 PM
`I guess i'll remove my arm. The connector clamp has been kind of pinching my arm, and it needs a tune-up.`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:07 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Seth look in the fridge?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 05:07 PM
@Bagelwrecker Y35.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:07 PM
Any of you want a beer?
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:07 PM
Does your arm continuously hurt you or something?
And sure.
Arky 05-Jul-18 05:07 PM
I could go for one
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:07 PM
Alright.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:08 PM
`It can if i don't tune it up. And I'll take a beer as well.`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:08 PM
Come and get it robo-man.
That includes everyone else
If you want a beer get up and get it
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:08 PM
`Aw crap.`
`I need my other arm on to open it.`
`I'll be right back.`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:09 PM
I was a bartender 30 years ago, not going to be one again.
Arky 05-Jul-18 05:09 PM
Point taken
walks over and gets one
Thanks
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:11 PM
Ya know, I miss being on my planet. The ladies loved me there.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:12 PM
Last I heard, my planet was conquered by the llama people.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:12 PM
I would've stopped it if I could. (edited)
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:12 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett check outside the window?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 05:12 PM
@Zander Next person decides for you.
Arky 05-Jul-18 05:13 PM
Yes
I dont remember what planet i was born on, i was taken to earth when i was little
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:13 PM
t!choose He sees Space Sirens | He finds that they're heading into a very dusty and cloudy area | He sees space rubble of a deteriorating ship
Tatsumaki 05-Jul-18 05:13 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick He sees Space Sirens!
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:14 PM
mmm.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:14 PM
There's a squoatling outside the ship?
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:15 PM
`What?`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:15 PM
I doubt it. Probably a space siren, Emmett.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:15 PM
There's an elf, a squoatling, a tiefling, and a gaseous being all outside the ship. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:16 PM
I banged like 10 of those, and let me tell you being cursed for 10 years isn't fun
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:16 PM
`None of those are out there. They are all just space sirens.`
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:16 PM
Cursed?
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:16 PM
Oh yeah.
Arky 05-Jul-18 05:16 PM
Ignore them i figure
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:16 PM
They curse those that they don't eat.
If you look in their eyes, you're already cursed.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:18 PM
To be honest, they look kinda hot.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:18 PM
Shame really, Killed some of the greatest space pilots there were.
Remember Goplor Starrlord?
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:18 PM
He's overrated.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:18 PM
Killed by sirens.
The early days had some of the best, Emmett.
Arky 05-Jul-18 05:19 PM
take it their nasty?
Tatsumaki 05-Jul-18 05:19 PM
🆙 | Arky leveled up!
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:19 PM
My dick has some of the best too. Don't see me boasting about it.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:19 PM
Nope, very well versed in sex if you ask me.
You can have sex with them. Just be careful.
They tend to like poking holes in space suits.
Arky 05-Jul-18 05:20 PM
is sex all you think of seth?
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:21 PM
No.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:21 PM
They look like they're both male and female though.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:21 PM
I think about the horrors committed by the Llamma's and the orcs sometimes.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:21 PM
Kind-of a turnoff.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:22 PM
Intersex Sirens go for a pretty penny.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:22 PM
`I don't think we should bring them aboard, price or not.`
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:22 PM
Hey Seth. Remember that squoatling we got onboard once?
Arky 05-Jul-18 05:22 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Lucian go on spacewalk to observe the creature?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 05:22 PM
@Arky Maybe.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:22 PM
Mhmm.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:23 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas tune up his arm?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 05:23 PM
@Brakia Yay.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:23 PM
It was a shame she turned out to be a llama.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:23 PM
I mean, although she was my enemy, I still liked her.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:23 PM
And you fucked the shit out of that llama.
It made me feel like a proud father.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:25 PM
`I just rigged up my arm with old portable scanner, and I think it worked? I want to try it out.`
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:25 PM
Scan me, amigo.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:25 PM
`Alright.`
`{Race: Squoatling}` (edited)
`Hey, it works.`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:27 PM
You want to look over the footage Emmett? I still have the holotape.
It's titled Emmett's First Time.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:27 PM
I prefer not to show everyone else my dignity.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:28 PM
It even has the part where I bust into your room and shoot her.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:29 PM
And then I ended up crying over my dead girlfriend...
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:29 PM
Then we unmasked her, Scooby Doo Style.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:30 PM
I kind-of didn't care, really.
Arky 05-Jul-18 05:30 PM
well, im going for a space walk, if i ask to be let in, let me in
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:30 PM
She was a nice lady.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:30 PM
Then you got really upset.
And shot me in the foot.
Tatsumaki 05-Jul-18 05:30 PM
🆙 | Bagelwrecker leveled up!
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:30 PM
Ahhhh memories.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:31 PM
You made me lick up the fluids afterwards. Disgusting.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:32 PM
Space rule 12 : Don't Shoot unless you're ready to clean.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:32 PM
Like, you didn't even make me clean your foot. (edited)
You made me lick a dead body.
It's like necrophilia.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:33 PM
But hotter.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:33 PM
I always knew you were a furry.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:34 PM
I like banging women.
That might include furry women.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:34 PM
Keep your hands off of mine.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:34 PM
As long as it has tits and a cunt it's fine.
@Magic8Ball Do I look through a photo album titled "Women I banged"?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 05:35 PM
@Bagelwrecker Nah.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:35 PM
`Hey Seth, look at this.`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:36 PM
What is it?
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:36 PM
`{Race: Elf}`
`Simple as that`
`Its really quick.`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:36 PM
Not that helpful if you ask me.
Get me one that tells me if a woman has STDs or not.
Also if you're going to use that thing use it on yourself.
Not me.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:38 PM
`I mean, it could be upgraded, like everything. But, im not going to upgrade it just so you can know who to bang or who to avoid.`
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:39 PM
Ibraxas, have you ever banged anything?
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:39 PM
If you want to deal with a space crab infestation that's up to you.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:39 PM
`I'm like, less that a week old.`
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:39 PM
Between the two of you.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:40 PM
`Not that i can remember, no. Neither of them had a loving enough relationship to warrant sex.` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:40 PM
You don't always need love.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:40 PM
I wish I was able to have one.
But then *someone* needs to ruin my love.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:41 PM
Don't worry we'll find a nice goblin for you soon enough.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:41 PM
I bet goblins are your fetish.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:41 PM
`I understand love isn't necessary, but without it, I'm just not interested.`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:41 PM
Goblins have good thighs I'll tell you what.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:41 PM
Same here, Ib.
Aside from last time.
I was drugged. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:42 PM
Both cooked and uncooked, yum.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:42 PM
`That's why things like Space Sirens don't affect me. `
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:42 PM
I highly doubt that.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:43 PM
`I just see them for what they are.`
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:44 PM
If I'd not known, I would've probably got them aboard.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:44 PM
Goblins used to occupy that bar I used to work at all the time.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:44 PM
`But the strange thing is, both Serpile and Bail were affected by Sirens.`
`I'm just an oddity.`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:45 PM
Then space rule 50 came along and fucked up Goblin's place in society.
The female goblins used to love me.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:47 PM
Y'know, I think Maia's a good addition to the crew.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:47 PM
`That's what you say about all female races.`
`Me too.`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:47 PM
This I'm not joking about.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:48 PM
`You know what I think?`
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:48 PM
Hm?
Arky 05-Jul-18 05:48 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Lucian reach for his necklace and remember memories of his sister?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 05:48 PM
@Arky YES.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:48 PM
`I think that Maia is interested in our star pilot.`
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:49 PM
You think?
I mean, she did JUST join us.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:49 PM
`You two were to drunk to notice.`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:49 PM
Emmett is a very charming individual.
He gets it from me.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:49 PM
`But there was definitely something.`
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:49 PM
Ellipses.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:49 PM
and his father.
Arky 05-Jul-18 05:50 PM
I did it Lucy, Im here
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:51 PM
I was in several wars on my homeplanet. War veterans are very respected where I come from.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:52 PM
I mean, Maia's an okay person...
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:53 PM
`You just don't feel the same?`
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:53 PM
I think... I don't know.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:53 PM
He hasn't known her long enough.
Give him a month or too.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:54 PM
I mean, we have had some nighttime chats here and there.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:54 PM
`I see.`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:54 PM
"Nighttime Chats"
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:55 PM
Alright, alright. They're a little more than chats. I know you saw me asleep on her back once.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:55 PM
We're fixin' to pass the Space Sirens.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 05:55 PM
`Oh really?`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:55 PM
We should probably pull Lucian back in.
We're going to be pulling you back in Lucian.
Arky 05-Jul-18 05:56 PM
Sniffles and nods
Alright
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:56 PM
Yeah. She kind-of suggested it. I wasn't unclothed or anything.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:56 PM
We're fixing to pass the space sirens, I don't need our space suits being damaged.
@Magic8Ball Do I pull Lucian back into the ship?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 05:57 PM
@Bagelwrecker Likely yes.
Arky 05-Jul-18 05:57 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Lucian leave the picture of him and his sister in space befpre going back in?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 05:57 PM
@Arky NO.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:58 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Lucian see the sirens and see his sister in each of them?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 05:58 PM
@Zander N0.
Zander 05-Jul-18 05:59 PM
Don't tell her this, but she's really soft.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 05:59 PM
Remember that koala woman we had on our crew at some point?
Arky 05-Jul-18 05:59 PM
Your not real, but part of me wants to think that is you
Starts crying again
Im sorry i couldnt protect you...
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:00 PM
Lucian come in.
We're fixing to pass by the Sirens.
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:00 PM
That koala woman was actually a robot.
Serpile used her for scrap.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:01 PM
What a waste.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:01 PM
`Oh, I remember that.`
Arky 05-Jul-18 06:01 PM
But lucy...Shes right there
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:01 PM
She really liked Serpile too.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:01 PM
`Did she?`
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:02 PM
[The Holovision turns on automatically]
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:02 PM
Well she was programmed to atleast.
Arky 05-Jul-18 06:02 PM
What the/? (edited)
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:02 PM
`Oh.`
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:02 PM
"We interrupt this program to bring you the hottest space news." (edited)
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:02 PM
I love this reporter.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:02 PM
`I'll take a look at the tv, see what's causing that.`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:03 PM
She always gives the best news.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:03 PM
`You just like looking at her boobs.`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:03 PM
Best news.
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:03 PM
"Vortox-56 has been reported to be 100% Squoat-Free as told by the planet's Llama inhabitants."
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:03 PM
@Magic8Ball Do the sirens all grab Lucian?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 06:03 PM
@Bagelwrecker Yeah.
Arky 05-Jul-18 06:04 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Lucian cut the arm out?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 06:04 PM
@Arky t!roll a d20. 1-9 is No, 11-20 is Yes, and 10 is Maybe.
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:04 PM
"The Llama have sent out a few hundred patrol ships to try and eliminate the rest of the Squoatling race. They say it is some sort of gambling mishaps they need to settle." (edited)
Arky 05-Jul-18 06:04 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 05-Jul-18 06:04 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 2]
In the end, the result was: 2
Arky 05-Jul-18 06:05 PM
Could you like let go?
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:05 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas save Lucian?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 06:05 PM
@Brakia Next person decides for you.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:05 PM
No
"But big brother, I thought you loved me."
"Come explore space with me."
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:06 PM
`Lucian, they're not real. Don't listen to them.`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:06 PM
"We can be together again like old times."
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:07 PM
"In addition, Space Disney's Squoatling Week was cut short by the Llama. Hundreds of the last known members of said race were kidnapped by the Llama and are now being executed as we speak."
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:07 PM
Lucian hurry up and come in soon. you're pulling us a little towards the asteroid fields behind the sirens.
Arky 05-Jul-18 06:07 PM
If your really my sister, then whats the name of your favorite bear i got you?
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:08 PM
"Lucy." (edited)
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:08 PM
"There have also been reports of multiple people fusing into one all throughout the galaxy. It is unknown how they are able to do this. The changes are currently irreversible and the conglomerations believe they are a new person entirely."
Arky 05-Jul-18 06:08 PM
Wrong
@Magic8Ball Does lucian get free?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 06:08 PM
@Arky Astounding yes.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:09 PM
You wanna head to your home planet Emmett?
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:09 PM
`It never was your sister. There's no point in asking it any questions. It's just a cruel copy, set out to leech off the poor souls who are overcome by grief. I'm sorry.` (edited)
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:09 PM
Emmett is speechless.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:10 PM
`Emmett, i know the answer already, but, are you ok?`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:10 PM
You're the last of your kind now I guess... (edited)
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:13 PM
"Lastly, there have been rumors about a bounty hunting crew traveling through deep space currently. This crew is manned by an outrageously tall elf and a strange human gas thing. The reason why we are broadcasting this is because of them amassing a huge amount of wealth, most importantly the Walt Disney Diamond, and not because I am being held at gunpoint. I am Barbara, and this is Deep Space News."
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:14 PM
Fuck.
Arky 05-Jul-18 06:14 PM
Its alright
Pulls out her teddy bear from my coat pocket and holds it to my chest
I need a bit
walks to a random closet
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:14 PM
`Hey, they said I was manning the group. Neat.`
`Emmett, how are you?`
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:15 PM
Uhm.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:15 PM
We should probably ready our weapons.
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:15 PM
I'm the last Squoatling then.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:15 PM
Pirates like to occupy this part of space
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:16 PM
`You never know. There could be more.`
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:18 PM
`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:18 PM
You want to watch some of your family's home videos, Emmett?
I still got them.
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:20 PM
I don't know how to feel right now.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:20 PM
`You don't have to.`
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:20 PM
I think.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:20 PM
You want to know what makes me know how to feel?
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:21 PM
That I'm hungry.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:21 PM
Sex and strippers. (edited)
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:21 PM
Ibraxas, we need to get you laid...
back.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:21 PM
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:22 PM
[😐 ]
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:22 PM
[😣 ]
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:23 PM
`I think I'm fine.` (edited)
Arky 05-Jul-18 06:23 PM
Puts the bear back and walks out, looking fine
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:24 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett find a cake in the fridge?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 06:24 PM
@Zander Wait to ask this again.
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:24 PM
I think it might be someone's birthday soon.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:24 PM
Is it yours?
I always forget.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:25 PM
`I think it was Laav's.`
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:25 PM
Laav's in space prison, isn't he?
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:26 PM
Oh yeah
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:26 PM
`Something like that.`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:26 PM
He got arrested during our heist what a shame (edited)
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:27 PM
I think it actually is Maia's.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:27 PM
`Oh.`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:27 PM
Well she's sleeping through her birthday.
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:28 PM
She has like a birthday every one hundred GUY's.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:28 PM
`I'm sure she won't mind.`
Arky 05-Jul-18 06:29 PM
If its hers we should see if she doesn't mind
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:29 PM
She might be in her sleepwear.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:30 PM
`Well, that's a bit...problematic.`
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:30 PM
I'll go check.
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett find that she's in her sleepwear?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 06:30 PM
@Zander Yeah.
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:31 PM
It's not too bad.
She's sleeping hard though.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:32 PM
`Then let's wait until tomorrow. We don't want to disturb her.` (edited)
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:32 PM
I think I'm going to bed, guys.
This is rough.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:32 PM
`We understand.`
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:32 PM
Alright
Good night Emmett.
Brakia 05-Jul-18 06:33 PM
`Night, Emmett.` (edited)
Zander 05-Jul-18 06:33 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Emmett end up getting onto his possible crush's back?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 06:33 PM
@Zander Likely yes.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:34 PM
@Magic8Ball Did Emmett like the taste of it?
Magic8Ball 05-Jul-18 06:34 PM
@Bagelwrecker Nah.
Bagelwrecker 05-Jul-18 06:35 PM
Space Rule 42: No extinctions.
Zander 13-Jul-18 05:14 PM
@Magic8Ball Are the space pirates shooting pulse lasers at our ship's thrusters?
Magic8Ball 13-Jul-18 05:14 PM
@Zander No.
Bagelwrecker 13-Jul-18 05:15 PM
butthole
Brakia 13-Jul-18 05:18 PM
@Magic8Ball Does Ibraxas wake? (edited)
Magic8Ball 13-Jul-18 05:18 PM
@Brakia No.
Bagelwrecker 13-Jul-18 05:18 PM
@Magic8Ball Are the space pirates flying dangerously close to our ship?
Magic8Ball 13-Jul-18 05:18 PM
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Bagelwrecker 13-Jul-18 05:19 PM
@Magic8Ball poop
Magic8Ball 13-Jul-18 05:19 PM
@Bagelwrecker No.
Bagelwrecker 13-Jul-18 05:20 PM
@Magic8Ball Are the space pirates flying dangerously close to our ship?
Magic8Ball 13-Jul-18 05:20 PM
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Bagelwrecker 13-Jul-18 05:20 PM
t!8ball Are the space pirates flying dangerously close to our ship?
Tatsumaki 13-Jul-18 05:20 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 13-Jul-18 05:22 PM
t!8ball Do the space pirates speak over the intercom?
Tatsumaki 13-Jul-18 05:22 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 13-Jul-18 05:23 PM
That cunt is driving really close to us.
Brakia 13-Jul-18 05:25 PM
t!8ball is Ibraxas awake? (edited)
Tatsumaki 13-Jul-18 05:25 PM
🎱 | Yes, Brakia64.
Zander 13-Jul-18 05:25 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett sloppily come out of his room?
Tatsumaki 13-Jul-18 05:25 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
Brakia 13-Jul-18 05:26 PM
`I'm up. What did I miss`
Zander 13-Jul-18 05:26 PM
What the hell is happening?
Bagelwrecker 13-Jul-18 05:26 PM
There's a cunty pilot flying close to us.
t!8ball Do I lean back in the captain's chair?
Tatsumaki 13-Jul-18 05:27 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 13-Jul-18 05:28 PM
These guys seem really aggressive.
Bagelwrecker 13-Jul-18 05:28 PM
Probably Space Dust junkies.
Brakia 13-Jul-18 05:28 PM
`Could they be angry at us?`
t!8ball Does ibraxas get his sniper in preparation for a Battle? (edited)
Tatsumaki 13-Jul-18 05:29 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Brakia64.
Bagelwrecker 13-Jul-18 05:29 PM
It's possible.
Brakia 13-Jul-18 05:30 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas grab his sniper in preparation for a fight? (edited)
Tatsumaki 13-Jul-18 05:30 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Brakia64.
Bagelwrecker 13-Jul-18 05:30 PM
Who knows, maybe I had sex with one of their wives.
Zander 13-Jul-18 05:30 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas rather man the ship's turrets?
Tatsumaki 13-Jul-18 05:30 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 13-Jul-18 05:31 PM
You mind piloting Emmett?
Brakia 13-Jul-18 05:31 PM
`I'll get the turrets.`
Zander 13-Jul-18 05:31 PM
Wasn't there something about us owning the Disney Diamond or something? (edited)
Bagelwrecker 13-Jul-18 05:31 PM
Oh yeah.
Anyways use those maneuvers that I taught you Emmett.
Zander 13-Jul-18 05:33 PM
For ship battle?
Bagelwrecker 13-Jul-18 05:34 PM
Yeah.
(i gtg)
I'll play FF but I gotta get off the VC.
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:09 PM
Ugh.. that alcohol put me out. How long was I asleep?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:10 PM
Just like 12 hours, no biggy
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:10 PM
``
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:10 PM
‘Oh my goodness.’
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:11 PM
How long was I out?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:11 PM
Maybe an hour.
Those assholes are still on our left flank and they keep getting closer
Brakia 21-Jul-18 05:12 PM
`Mornin'.`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:12 PM
hey
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:12 PM
‘Oh are we being attacked!?’
Brakia 21-Jul-18 05:12 PM
`I think so.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:12 PM
No not yet.
I'm sure their pirates though.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:12 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett hop off of whatever he was sleeping upon?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:12 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Zander.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:13 PM
(Jim sits up suddenly)
`And Then i said, no FUCK you emmit..and t-then...i uh...whats goin' on?`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:13 PM
!choose Floor, Mica, Himself, the bed, the closet
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:13 PM
Mica?
Or Maia
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:13 PM
t!choose !choose Floor, Mica, Himself, the bed, the closet, maia
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:13 PM
| Bagelwrecker, You need to give at least 2 options.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:14 PM
t!choose Floor-Himself- the bed-the closet-maia
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:14 PM
| Bagelwrecker, You need to give at least 2 options.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:14 PM
t!choose floor | his bed | his closet | Maia
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:14 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Maia!
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:14 PM
Nice
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:14 PM
ironic
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:14 PM
😎
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:14 PM
He's sleeping on her back btw
Er, waking up
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:15 PM
‘Hello, Emmett.’
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:15 PM
Hey Emmett, you ready to do those maneuvers yet?
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:15 PM
Uhm... Hey.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:15 PM
Those guys are like 10 meters from us
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:15 PM
This isn't awkward, is it?
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:16 PM
‘No, you’re okay.’
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:16 PM
`Fuukin space pirets am i right?`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:16 PM
Meh, they probably want this jewel
Brakia 21-Jul-18 05:16 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas check the damage?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:16 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Brakia.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:17 PM
I'm going to check what's going on.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:17 PM
`Has anyone established a proper connection with the other ship?`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:17 PM
Space links down.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:17 PM
Your back is mighty comfortable.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:17 PM
is it hostile?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:17 PM
We're in deepspace.
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:17 PM
‘Thank you!’
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:18 PM
`Well i would have woken up to something else if they shot.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:18 PM
They'll need to get closer to us if they want to initiate contact with us.
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:18 PM
‘Seth, would you like me to put a protective shield around the ship?’
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:19 PM
t!8ball does ibraxas use his expert skills to fix communications?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:19 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, PlasmaQueso.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:19 PM
I wouldn't mind that.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:19 PM
`Show me where the cannons are, we do have defencive cannons on this thing, right?`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:19 PM
No.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:19 PM
(It'd be your turn, Mica.)
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:19 PM
This is a residential ship for right now.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:19 PM
`Is there any way I can get a shot outside the ship?`
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:19 PM
We might have a turret or two.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:19 PM
Space walk.
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:19 PM
t!8ball does Maia put a shield around the ship?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:20 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Mica.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:20 PM
`I might need to strap in.`
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:20 PM
‘My magic doesn’t seem to be working..’
Brakia 21-Jul-18 05:20 PM
`Comms are fixed.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:20 PM
t!8ball Do I go and grab my engraved laser pistol.
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:20 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 05:20 PM
`Are we getting a message?` (edited)
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:20 PM
t!8ball Do I go and find a space suit?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:20 PM
🎱 | Most likely, TheBlade.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:20 PM
The comms are working, just space link doesn't reach this far in space.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:20 PM
(Jim Puts on suit)
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:21 PM
Guys, where's my plasma crossbow? (edited)
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:21 PM
We're in deep space.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:21 PM
`anyone Got a rifle lying around?`
`with a scope if you have it.`
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:21 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett find his crossbow and put on his goggles?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:21 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:22 PM
They're approximately five meters from us.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 05:22 PM
`Dang. We'll need to put 'Better Space Link' on the wish list.`
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:23 PM
‘I think I should go somewhere safe..’
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:23 PM
why don't we already have one of those?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:23 PM
We don't go into deep space all that often anyways.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:23 PM
t!choose Scoped Lazer Rifle | Harpoon | handlazer | holy hand grenade | 3 in. Lightsaber
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:23 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick 3 in. Lightsaber!
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:24 PM
I think we'll be fine, Maia.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:24 PM
`Well, I have to get real close if we plan to attack.`
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:24 PM
Might need to shoot a warning shot or two.
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:24 PM
‘Okay.. if things get bad just tell me and I will try my magic again.’
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:24 PM
We're absolutely safe. You got Emmett, Jim, and I to keep you safe.
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:25 PM
‘Thank you..’ (she gets a little emotional)
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:26 PM
`Get the coms up while i get outside, ganna get a closer look at it.`
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:26 PM
🆙 | TheBlade leveled up!
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:26 PM
Comms are up, just stay close to the ship.
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 05:26 PM
t!8ball do i contact the heretic's ship?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:26 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Mr.WobblyShark.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:26 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:26 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 2]
In the end, the result was: 2
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 05:27 PM
t!8ball how about now?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:27 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Mr.WobblyShark.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:27 PM
(Jim Initiates Air lock)
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:28 PM
Jim, make sure your tether is tightly locked on.
I've had a few problems with it recently.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:28 PM
`Got it..uh, which one is the tether again, the green or red?`
Brakia 21-Jul-18 05:28 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas grab his toolkit from his room?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:28 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Brakia.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:28 PM
Green, I think.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:29 PM
should I space walk out there?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:29 PM
No it's red.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 05:29 PM
`I'll be right back. I need to grab something.`
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:29 PM
`ok got it.`
(Jim attaches green cable to suit)
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:29 PM
t!8ball does asier and one other person go to meet the other ship via space walk
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:29 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, PlasmaQueso.
🎱 | Yes, Mr.WobblyShark.
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:30 PM
‘Is there anything you need me to do?’
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:30 PM
who's going with me?
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:30 PM
They're hostile!
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:30 PM
oh
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:30 PM
Shit...
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:31 PM
(She covers her face with her hands and wings)
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:31 PM
Emmett do Evasive maneuver 21
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:31 PM
Let me get over there. (edited)
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:31 PM
(Jim exits Air lock and walks on outside of ship)
`Ok, i see the other ship`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:32 PM
let's board their ship before they notice
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:32 PM
`Wait, what did you bring with you?`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:32 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett do evasive maneuver 21?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:32 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:32 PM
AAAAAAH
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:32 PM
t!8ball Does the green cable keep Jim safe?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:32 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, TheBlade.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:32 PM
I had to be a little cautious with that one.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 05:33 PM
`JESUS`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:33 PM
STOP THE EVASIVE MANEUVER
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:33 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett stop?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:33 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:33 PM
GOD DAMNIT EMMETT YOU FUCKING AMATURE YOU ALMOST KILLED THOSE GUYS!
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:33 PM
`WHAT THE F---` (Jim Flies a few feet in space)
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:33 PM
well so much for entering with stealth
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:33 PM
Are you fucking drunk, Seth?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:33 PM
Of course.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:33 PM
You nitwit.
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:33 PM
(Facepalm)
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:34 PM
`Pull me back PULL ME BACK`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:34 PM
I work better in a fight when I'm drunk
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:34 PM
Do we have any turrets?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:34 PM
We probably do.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 05:34 PM
`No, we spent all our money on booze.`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 05:34 PM
Hey, what’d I miss-
Oh.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:34 PM
We're getting attacked by pirates.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:35 PM
Click the red button with the laser rifle on it.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:35 PM
`We need to get on board that ship, Asier.`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:35 PM
please open the airlock I want back in
I'm scared
Brakia 21-Jul-18 05:35 PM
`Our cannons are close to unusable. We haven't repaired them yet`
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:35 PM
`No, get back here, im not going in alone.`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:35 PM
fine. I'll use my swords to cut inside
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:35 PM
‘I’m scared..’
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:36 PM
or the door
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:36 PM
Maia, hold my hoof.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 05:36 PM
Don’t do that!
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:36 PM
(Jonas and Jim look for a way in)
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:36 PM
(She holds his cloven hoof with her soft human hand)
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 05:36 PM
Can’t we just let them in?
We don’t need to breathe.
i was not told about that
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:37 PM
`May i remind you, most of us NEED OXEGEN`
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:37 PM
Garrick, I have a feeling that you don't know about me.
Or Seth.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 05:37 PM
Good point.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:37 PM
Or literally anyone else on this ship.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 05:38 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas check the status of the shitty cannons?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:38 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:38 PM
I miss the elf oxygen.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 05:38 PM
so where are we currently
ok
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:38 PM
t!8ball Does Jim and asier Find a door?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:38 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, TheBlade.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:38 PM
t!8ball Does Jim and Asier Find a door?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:38 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, TheBlade.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:39 PM
`Does anyone see a way inside?`
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:39 PM
Nick and then Mica
Nick is Wobbly
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 05:40 PM
jim is immortal
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 05:40 PM
t!8ball do we open fire on jim and cripple his right arm?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:40 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Mr.WobblyShark.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:40 PM
You there, MIca?
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:40 PM
Yes
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:40 PM
Your turn
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:41 PM
`THEY FOUND ME`
`FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK ME` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:41 PM
Hey Emmett, remember that cool thing I taught you?
The one where we ram the ship? (edited)
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:41 PM
Jim, you have a tiny dagger.
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:41 PM
t!8ball Does Maia randomly start crying purple sparkly streams of tears?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:41 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Mica.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:41 PM
`Well, we now know where the door is.`
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:41 PM
(Not randomly)
(But purposefully)
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 05:42 PM
Space is scary and spooky.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:42 PM
`I also got my shotgun, but didnt think i would need it.` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:42 PM
You'll be ok Maia.
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:42 PM
(She already announced that she was scared)
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 05:42 PM
m
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:42 PM
‘I hope we will make it out of this quarrel.’
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:42 PM
t!8ball does Seth go outside to help with the attack?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:42 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:42 PM
Alright boys I'm here.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:43 PM
`Get down, They got guns!`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:43 PM
I can get down.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 05:43 PM
are we on our ship or another ship
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:43 PM
Alright guys, I'm going to ram you all into the pirate ship.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:43 PM
`IM ON THE SHIP`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:43 PM
Sounds good Emmett.
Do it.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:43 PM
`NO, NOT GOOD`
`BACK OFF`
Brakia 21-Jul-18 05:43 PM
`What the HELL, man!?`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:44 PM
No very good.
Aim for the fuckin cannons man.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:44 PM
It's the best idea. Otherwise the ship is going to be screwed.
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:44 PM
‘What’s happening out there???’
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 05:44 PM
As long as we don’t die, everything should be totally fine.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:44 PM
Along with the diamond. (edited)
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:44 PM
`Give me more time, ill find a way in.`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 05:44 PM
t!8ball does garrick stand around idly
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:44 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 05:44 PM
🤔
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:44 PM
I put the diamond in my laser pistol, I'm using it as a laser conductor for the time being.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:44 PM
*draw swords* I'll try and draw fire, I can shape shift to avoid most of the bullets.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:44 PM
Aren't you a ghost? (edited)
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:45 PM
Jim, get inside the ship!
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:45 PM
`Gotcha`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 05:45 PM
mettaton
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:45 PM
Go and fly into their ship and possess something.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 05:45 PM
“robots and ghosts are the same thing”
mettaton
because i can’t
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:45 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett execute ship maneuver 66? (edited)
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:45 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:45 PM
t!8ball Does Jim get hit while working his way in?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:45 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, TheBlade.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 05:46 PM
brb
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:46 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:46 PM
Hold on!
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:46 PM
This is fun isn't it Jim?
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:46 PM
Jim!
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:46 PM
‘WOAH!!!’
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:46 PM
t!choose right arm | Left arm | right leg | left leg | head | body
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:46 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick head!
Brakia 21-Jul-18 05:47 PM
`JIM!`
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:47 PM
`FUCK MY EYE`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:47 PM
You'll live.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:47 PM
`JESUS CHRIST`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:47 PM
alright, time to go!
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:48 PM
(Jim is isnide, but injured)
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:48 PM
Board into the breached ship, Lets go and help Jim.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:48 PM
(Uh yeah I'm inside to)
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:49 PM
Maia, do you want to board their ship?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:49 PM
Asier you got medical training?
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:49 PM
‘What!? Absolutely NOT!!!’
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:49 PM
`DONT TOUCH ME, the helmet is cracked!`
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 05:50 PM
None shall escape prosecution of the Blood Angels Chapter
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:50 PM
Go inside then.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:50 PM
I'll keep care here then. I'm sure they got it. I, on the other hand, will try to comfort. (edited)
Brakia 21-Jul-18 05:50 PM
t!8ball Does the crew board the enemy ship? (edited)
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:50 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Brakia.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:50 PM
(Jim Uses right arm to apply pressure to hole) (edited)
Brakia 21-Jul-18 05:51 PM
`Grab your weapons, we're raiding a ship!`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:51 PM
t!8ball does the crew charge against the enemies`
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:51 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, PlasmaQueso.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:51 PM
`MY FUCKING EYE`
`AAAAHHH`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:51 PM
Sorry Emmett, I got the diamond in my laser pistol which is what I have with me.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:51 PM
t!8ball please
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:51 PM
🎱 | Yes, PlasmaQueso.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:52 PM
CHAAAAARGE
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:52 PM
‘Oh no no no... I am scared.. theres so much yelling and agony and anger... I can’t take this.’
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:52 PM
I'm not angry, I'm pretty in bliss.
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:53 PM
‘Be safe everyone, please...’
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 05:53 PM
(I have to go eat so lets say Jim got back on our ship)
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:53 PM
(Emmett starts to hold one of Maia's wings out of comfort.)
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:53 PM
Of course Maia, I'm always safe.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:53 PM
Relax. You're in safe hands.
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 05:54 PM
t!8ball do i activate the tractor beam and and 'immonilizers' on the heretical ship?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:54 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Mr.WobblyShark.
🆙 | Mr.WobblyShark leveled up!
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:54 PM
Or hooves. Arms. Whatever.
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:54 PM
(She blushes a little and smiles softly.)
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:54 PM
(It would be your turn now)
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:54 PM
‘Lets see if my magic is working now.’
t!8ball Does Maia place a magical bullet proof bubble around each of the crew members?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:55 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Mica.
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:56 PM
‘Blast!! My magic is down...’
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 05:56 PM
t!8ball do I kick a door down?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:56 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 05:57 PM
(Asier slices at the enemy) (edited)
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:57 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett press a button on the control panel, activating the oxygen generator for the ship?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 05:57 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Zander.
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:57 PM
Let's open up some windows.
Mica 21-Jul-18 05:57 PM
‘Okay.’
Zander 21-Jul-18 05:59 PM
There's a lot of debris here.
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:00 PM
Hey look! It's one of Seth's smut mags!
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:00 PM
Shiiiiiiiit
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:00 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas get lucky and puncture the terminator armour?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:00 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:00 PM
Get those back in my room please.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:00 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas get lucky and puncture the terminator armour?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:00 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Brakia.
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:00 PM
(Emmett proceeds to shoot at one.)
Oops.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:01 PM
Thanks, there goes your birthday present.
Mica 21-Jul-18 06:01 PM
‘Are there seatbelts on this ship?’
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:01 PM
It was a goat smut mag.
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:01 PM
There goes your access to my grass.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:01 PM
t!choose head | chest | arm | leg
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:01 PM
🤔 | Brakia, I pick chest!
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:01 PM
nice!
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:01 PM
`Direct shot. Nice.`
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:01 PM
I mean, I could be your seatbelt.


On a more serious note, we have some.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:02 PM
t!8ball does asier use his first seen instance of light magic to make the terminator fall over
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:02 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, PlasmaQueso.
Mica 21-Jul-18 06:03 PM
‘You are pretty small, Emmett. I am part horse after all.’
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:03 PM
ugh, I need more practice with this crap (edited)
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:03 PM
I'm sure he could hold you down.
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:03 PM
I'm not moving this ship until we're done here, Maia.
Mica 21-Jul-18 06:04 PM
‘I will keep my mouth shut then..’
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:04 PM
t!8ball do i grab my heavy flamer and chainsword and order robobears, yogi and booboo to chase down the filthy heretic for puncturing my armor?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:04 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Mr.WobblyShark.
Mica 21-Jul-18 06:04 PM
t!8ball Does Maia go to her room?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:04 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Mica.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:04 PM
t!8ball does the space marine use his own dildo as a weapon?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:04 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Bagelwrecker.
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:04 PM
t!8ball do i grab my heavy flamer and chainsword and order robobears, yogi and booboo to chase down the filthy heretic for puncturing my armor?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:04 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Mr.WobblyShark.
Mica 21-Jul-18 06:05 PM
‘I’ll be in my room.’
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:05 PM
sup nerds what did i miss
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:05 PM
Alright!
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:05 PM
nice
Mica 21-Jul-18 06:05 PM
‘Dear Diary, why am I so emotional?’
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:05 PM
should i bring out a weapon or something
t!choose gun | hammer | gun again
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:07 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick gun again!
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:07 PM
nice
oh ok
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:07 PM
(Jim Puts on new hallmate)
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:07 PM
two pistols then
Nice, I found two pistols.
Today’s my lucky day.
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:08 PM
(Emmett aims his p-bow at the opposing ship's thrusters.)
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:08 PM
I WANT ALL OF YOU DAMN FILTHY HERETICS OFF MY SHIP NOW
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:08 PM
`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:08 PM
no
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:08 PM
(Jim finds his way back on pirate ship)
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:08 PM
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:09 PM
`I WANT ALL OF YOU DAMN FILTHY HERETICS OFF MY SHIP NOW`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:09 PM
@space marine do you use a fleshlight as a weapon
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:09 PM
no
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:09 PM
`Too bad.`
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:09 PM
🆙 | Brakia leveled up!
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:09 PM
Aw, but that’s no fun.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:09 PM
(Since Jim no longer has a robo-eye, he has twice the chance of missing attacks)
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:09 PM
Lalalalalalalalalallalalalala
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:10 PM
`IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY GOD EMPEROR I SHALL SMITE YOU WITH RITCHEOUS FURY FOR WE ARE THE EMPEROR'S WRATH!!!` (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:10 PM
is this guy in front of us
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:10 PM
no u
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:10 PM
in shooting range
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:10 PM
`You attacked us.`
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:10 PM
`Im back for my eye, you gigantic space bastard!`
(cocks gun)
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:10 PM
blah blah blah I'm gay. That is all I heard from you gay boy.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:10 PM
oh dang Jim's getting real
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:10 PM
`Yeah! Kick his ass, Jim!`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:11 PM
I bet your emperor shoves his cock up your ass everyday.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:11 PM
t!8ball does garrick start shooting at the guy aimlessly
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:11 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:11 PM
alright
basically
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:11 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett shoot the thrusters multiple times?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:11 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Zander.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:11 PM
I don’t really know how to use these, so let me know if I hit you.
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:12 PM
Oopsies, out of ammo.
Gotta recharge.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:12 PM
there should be a table with literally all the enemies on it
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:12 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas puncture the armour again?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:12 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Brakia.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:12 PM
`Another direct shot!` (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:12 PM
no
also i’m on my phone so
i’ll get it later
how much is it
HEAD
left arm
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:13 PM
pene
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:13 PM
el pene
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:13 PM
Big penny
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:14 PM
Your emperor is gay and you should suck your own ass.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:14 PM
t!choose head | chest | arm | leg | in the peni
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:14 PM
🤔 | Brakia, I pick head!
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:14 PM
need my turn to come up
i got something epic
the head of the pee pee?
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:14 PM
`Holy crap, a headshot!`
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:14 PM
peni pe pe?
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:14 PM
Nice job... you.
I forgot your name.
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:15 PM
`YOU GOD DAMN HERETIC YOU SHALL SUFFER AS A SERVITOR FOR CENTURIES!`
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:15 PM
`It's Ibraxas.`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:15 PM
Oh, got it.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:15 PM
Fuck you faggot.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:15 PM
`Got it memorized, you crazed cultist?`
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:15 PM
`COME HERE AND SAY IT TO ME`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:15 PM
Your emperor is also a faggot.
I'll gas him.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:15 PM
What are you, a transformer or something?
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:15 PM
`Oh, imma say something in a minute to you!`
(Jim fights off bears)
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:16 PM
t!8ball does asier repeatedly punch the enemy but to no avail
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:16 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, PlasmaQueso.
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:16 PM
`MAYBE THATS WHY WE'RE ALL BUFF`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:16 PM
CRAP HIS ARMOR IS TOO STRONG
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:16 PM
Dude, you look gay.
snrk
@Santa is Dead
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:16 PM
`Because you're a cultist?`
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:16 PM
Hey guys, I got my ammo.
It is time to shoot the cockpit.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:16 PM
What
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:16 PM
read my message
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:16 PM
Alongside the funny control panel. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:16 PM
I'll gas him like I did with those filthy fucking Waterelves.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:17 PM
FUNNIE
@Santa is Dead i’m talking about “Dude, you look gay.”
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:17 PM
t!8ball does Lodas burn the filthy heretics with his heavy flamer incapacitating them?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:17 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Mr.WobblyShark.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:17 PM
IDIOT
no you didn’t
IDIOT
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:17 PM
t!8ball does the spacemarine brandish a fleshlight?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:17 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:17 PM
yeah smh
PFFT
WHY
THIS WAS A MISTAKE
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:18 PM
`------_________-------`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:18 PM
Nice fleshlight faggot.
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:18 PM
t!8ball Is the fleshlight large enough to fit Seth's head inside?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:18 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:18 PM
...Do you just keep that on you?
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:18 PM
`Is... is he holding a Fleshlight? Eww.`
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:18 PM
t!8ball Does Jim make a mad dash for Lodas and stab him in the eye with the lightsaber?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:18 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, TheBlade.
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:18 PM
`IT WAS PLANTED THERE BY THIS SLINESSHII WORSHIPING HERETIC *shoots the techpreist*`
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:18 PM
`AN EYE FOR AN EYE`
`MOTHER FUCKER`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:19 PM
pun
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:19 PM
`Get Stabbed, BEEAATCH!`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:19 PM
WOOOOO! Nice job, Tim!
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:20 PM
Hey, guys?
Guys.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:20 PM
Hey space marine, my gods are better and actually exist.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:20 PM
Yeah?
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:20 PM
`WOAH YES THAT FEAL...wait, did you just call me "Tim"?`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:20 PM
stop screaming into the mic
Uh... is that not your name?
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:20 PM
`Its Jim...`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:20 PM
Oh... sorry.
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:21 PM
I think you're killing an innocent man.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:21 PM
Hey garlic
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:21 PM
`You just ruined my badassery..`
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:21 PM
`your next after rips this little servitor wanna be cyborgs's balls off and if doesn't have those then his goddamn legs!`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:21 PM
don't get people's names wrong, garlic
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:22 PM
Shut up, Alier.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:22 PM
ha I get it
A lier
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:22 PM
Yeah, I know your name. I just wanted to make you mad.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:22 PM
`Bigger problems here, guys!`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:22 PM
Alright, alright, fine!
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:22 PM
nah it's all good man
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:23 PM
`heretics -_-`
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:23 PM
Look, my spacenet just activated and this dude was supposedly framed.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:23 PM
t!8ball does garrick start shooting at lodas again
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:23 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:23 PM
🤔
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:23 PM
`Hey, "Mr. Space Happy shitsallot" Wanna know whats good about being half robot?`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:23 PM
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:23 PM
wait what
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:23 PM
do i get to go again
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:23 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas end the fight?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:23 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Brakia.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:24 PM
`Jim, finish him off!`
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:24 PM
I think we're the pirates and we're raping a drunk. (edited)
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:24 PM
t!8ball does asier point out again that Emmett says he's innocent
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:24 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, PlasmaQueso.
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:24 PM
`heretics -_x`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:24 PM
guys seriously stop he's innocent
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:24 PM
`what you damn snivelling heretic?`
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:24 PM
`TELL THAT TO MY EYE`
(points at wrong eye)
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:24 PM
`what the fuck is a disney?`
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:25 PM
This guy is fucking drunk as all hell.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:25 PM
we'll give you the coordinates some other time
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:25 PM
What type of beer you got?
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:25 PM
Kill the drunk.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:25 PM
I'm thirsty.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:25 PM
I’m kidding, guys.
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:26 PM
t!8ball do i rip all of the cyborg twits limbs off?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:26 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Mr.WobblyShark.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:26 PM
guys normally I'm all for killing people but maybe don't this time
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:26 PM
Who else is on this ship, anyways?
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:26 PM
Seriously.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:26 PM
you
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:26 PM
Don't kill this man.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:26 PM
`Why are you all calm about this, HE SHOT AT US`
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:26 PM
As the last representative for Squoat, I say to let him live.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:26 PM
sorry for punching you and also hitting you witha sword (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:27 PM
Is there anyone else on this ship?
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:27 PM
`we we're simply exiting the warp and you little heretical twits decided we were pirates` (edited)
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:27 PM
the robot dogs
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:27 PM
`No, he shot the only other person.`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:27 PM
If we kill him, do we get the ship?
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:27 PM
`We already wrecked the ship.`
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:28 PM
`YOU CANT HAVE THE HOLY PROPERTY OF THE EMPEROR!!!`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:28 PM
t!8ball Does the space marine turn into a half inch marble?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:28 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:28 PM
i missed that part
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:28 PM
t!8ball Does Jim kick Lodas back, while taking the dagger out?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:28 PM
🎱 | It is certain, TheBlade.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:28 PM
Hey, uh, no hard feelings though, right
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:28 PM
This emperor he's talking about is from a video game.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:28 PM
Oh, shut up, optimus prime.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:28 PM
`Why is he a marble?`
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:29 PM
`only if you do i aint afraid of no ghost -__x` (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:29 PM
@Mr.WobblyShark it’s in #ff2-documentation
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:29 PM
uh oh who used the sacred magic of marbles
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:29 PM
`What happened?`
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:29 PM
`Did i just Kick him into the next dimension?`
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:29 PM
`I don't understand.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:29 PM
He marble.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:29 PM
`uh...`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:29 PM
THE HOTDOG DID IT
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:29 PM
Why does everything need to turn into marbles? (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:29 PM
ah
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:29 PM
probably not but still
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:29 PM
Actually, screw it.
I'm coming over there.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:30 PM
`Uh...dont worry, we are comming back..`
(Jim takes the marble)
`Ill Bring it back..i guess..`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:30 PM
back to the ship!
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:30 PM
`What are we going do about the marble?`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:30 PM
Back to the ship?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:30 PM
Put it in a box.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:31 PM
`I guess we head back.`
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:31 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett grab a holosuit and get out to the wreckage?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:31 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:31 PM
Throw it into space.
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:31 PM
What the hell is happening here?
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:31 PM
t!8ball Do we raid the ship?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:31 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Brakia.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:31 PM
we got a marble
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:31 PM
t!8ball do we raid the ship
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:31 PM
🎱 | Most likely, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:31 PM
yes
Let’s raid the ship.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:31 PM
`Can anyone figure out what the hell is on with this marble?`
(holds out marble)
`And does anyone know where i can get a good eye around here?`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:33 PM
t!choose 10000 ducketts | a dog | literally 1 mysterious pickle with a face drawn on it | some sick upgrades to our ship
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:33 PM
🤔 | PlasmaQueso, I pick a dog!
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:33 PM
`Aww, cute. a dog.`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:33 PM
ROBODOG
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:33 PM
Nice, a dog. Can i have it?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:33 PM
Hey belly button dog.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:33 PM
Hey. I want the dog.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:33 PM
hey, we can share the dog
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:33 PM
The Robo-Dog:
"Bark bark. I eat your baby."
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:34 PM
`Wait, where is that dog from?`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:34 PM
I'll take it.
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:34 PM
t!8ball do i come back and use gas to knock out all of the pirates and call for backup?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:34 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Mr.WobblyShark.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:34 PM
Hey Hey Hey!
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:34 PM
nevermind I don't want it
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:34 PM
I don’t have a baby.
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:34 PM
t!8ball do i?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:34 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Mr.WobblyShark.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:34 PM
`I'll take it. I can fix it.`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:34 PM
Can I have it after you fix it?
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:34 PM
t!8ball does the spacemarine cease hostilities and forgive us?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:34 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:34 PM
`No.`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:34 PM
t!8ball does the spacemarine cease hostilities and forgive us?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:34 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:34 PM
I’ll just take it.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:35 PM
he is still a marble...
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:35 PM
`whatever.`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:35 PM
Yeah, ibraxas fixes it, He should get it
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:35 PM
t!8ball Does the marble turn back to a space marine?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:35 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, TheBlade.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:35 PM
Fine, but I’m getting a pet eventually.
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:35 PM
"Bark, bark, I hate goats."
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:35 PM
AAAAH
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:35 PM
(Emmett blinks.)
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:35 PM
WOAH, WHY DID YOU DO THAT
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:35 PM
`FIRST THE EYE NOW THE ARM`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:35 PM
i’ll get a horse
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:35 PM
`WHY GOD`
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:36 PM
Not a horse.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:36 PM
SHOOT HIM AGAIN
Why not?
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:36 PM
there is already a horse on our ship (edited)
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:36 PM
`That's racist.`
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:37 PM
t!choose fingers | Entire hand | Arm + hand | Nothing | Arm Hand and Shulder
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:37 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick Nothing!
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:37 PM
just saying
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:37 PM
Maia is only half horse.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:37 PM
`I think my arm is ok..moslty`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:37 PM
fair enough
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:37 PM
`hurts like a bitch!`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:37 PM
I’ll take Maia as my pet.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:37 PM
`Um, no.`
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:37 PM
t!8ball Does Lodas transform from a marble into a life-sized anchovy with a tommy gun? If so, does he shoot at one of the people surrounding him?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:37 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Zander.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:38 PM
That was a joke, don’t tell her I said that.
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:38 PM
t!8ball Does Lodas transform from a space marine into a life-sized anchovy with a tommy gun? If so, does he shoot at one of the people surrounding him? (edited)
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:38 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:38 PM
He isnt a marble
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:38 PM
IDIOT
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:38 PM
he is a space marine agian...
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:38 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas start fixing the dog yet?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:38 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Brakia.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:38 PM
Shoot him again.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:38 PM
`CAN YOU AT LEAST GET OFF MY ARM?!`
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:38 PM
t!choose Jim, Seth, Asier, Ibraxas, Emmett, himself, Maia
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:38 PM
| Bagelwrecker, You need to give at least 2 options.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:39 PM
t!choose Jim, Seth, Asier, Ibraxas, Emmett, himself, Maia
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:39 PM
| Bagelwrecker, You need to give at least 2 options.
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:39 PM
|
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:39 PM
|
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:39 PM
|
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:39 PM
|
|
|
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:39 PM
|
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:39 PM
00
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:39 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas Fix the dog yet?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:39 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Brakia.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:39 PM
00
| (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:39 PM
no
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:39 PM
"I hate goats." (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:39 PM
Me too.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:39 PM
t!choose Jim | Seth | Asier | Ibraxas | Emmett | himself | Maia
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:39 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick Asier!
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:39 PM
AAAAAAH (edited)
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:40 PM
`You're a ghost. It shouldn't hurt you.`
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:40 PM
(Jim Puts 2 hands under the anchovy)
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:41 PM
`Can we head back yet?`
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:41 PM
`STOP FLOPING AROUND`
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:42 PM
`i'll kill you all`
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:42 PM
`THIS DEFFYS ALL LOGIC`
`HOW AND WHY`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:42 PM
You can’t kill ghosts, dummy.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:42 PM
`WHAT DID THEY PUT INTO MY LEG TO DO THIS?!`
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:42 PM
Robo-Dog:
"I'm a Ghostbuster, too."
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:42 PM
`Neat.`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:43 PM
Shut up, robo-bitch.
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:43 PM
"Some may also call me a goatbuster."
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:43 PM
`That's not as neat.`
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:43 PM
`Hey, thats offensive!`
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:43 PM
`I think my dog's racist.`
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:43 PM
"And I have a penis 400 inches long inside my extra compartment."
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:43 PM
`Geez. And a liar, too.`
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:44 PM
`4.00 you mean?` (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:44 PM
That’s not even possible.
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:44 PM
"Want to see?"
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:44 PM
`No.`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:44 PM
No thanks.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:44 PM
`God no`
(Jim is still holding the anchovy) (edited)
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:44 PM
I'm hungry.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:44 PM
`Can someone find out how to fix this?`
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:45 PM
`Fix what?`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:45 PM
I might have some food in here.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:45 PM
`Ibraxas can you look at my left leg and see if there is something that is doing this?`
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:45 PM
`I guess.`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:45 PM
t!8ball does the anchovy stop and question his poor life choices about owning a Tommy gun and shooting people
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:45 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, PlasmaQueso.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:45 PM
...Hey emmett, I found a moldy sub sandwich!
Do you want this?
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:45 PM
That'll make me sick.
Again.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:45 PM
Alright.
To space it goes.
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:46 PM
t!8ball do revert to normal and slice off emmett's thumbs?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:46 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Mr.WobblyShark.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:46 PM
dummy
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:46 PM
Ubibzibxobs
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:46 PM
That sort-of hurt.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:46 PM
t!8ball does the Space marine do nothing and become a cow?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:46 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:46 PM
`NOT MY ARM AGAIN`
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:46 PM
arm
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:46 PM
`WHY IS THIS HAPPENING`
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:46 PM
By the way, my hooves are like
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:46 PM
arm
arm
arm
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:47 PM
The strongest part of my body.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:47 PM
arm
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:47 PM
Oh.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:47 PM
`Why is he a cow now?`
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:47 PM
So, you kinda scraped my digits.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:47 PM
`Wait..`
`Guys, did anyone shup off the other ship?`
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:47 PM
t!8ball Does Lodas turn back to normal?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:47 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:48 PM
t!choose back to normal | or nah
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:48 PM
🤔 | PlasmaQueso, I pick or nah!
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:48 PM
t!8ball Does Lodas turn into a 17 in version of himself?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:48 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, TheBlade.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:48 PM
Ha, you corporeal beings and your arms.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:49 PM
(Jim is holding Lodas up)
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:49 PM
Ha, your lack of immunity to vacuum cleaners.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:49 PM
Sshhhh... you’ll give away my weakness.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:50 PM
`Can we head back? I'm getting tired of the transformer over there.`
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:50 PM
`WHY`
`ARE`
`YOU TINY`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:50 PM
This is boring, I’m with Ibraxas.
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:50 PM
Any of you want some strawberry pastries? (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:51 PM
Sure?
Santa is Dead 21-Jul-18 06:51 PM
yeah let's go back There's not much air here (edited)
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:51 PM
t!8ball does Lodas become a small butthole?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:51 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:51 PM
t!8ball does Lodas become a small butthole?
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:51 PM
hshdjbf
why
no
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:51 PM
that isnt even posible
a hole isnt a thing is a nothing
Mr.WobblyShark 21-Jul-18 06:51 PM
`(internal thought of lodas) by the emperor kill me now damn this warp sorcery -_x`
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:52 PM
t!8ball does garrick go back to the ship immediately
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:52 PM
🎱 | Most likely, [RP]retribution.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:52 PM
it was not sean's turn
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:52 PM
nice
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:52 PM
so he is not a butthole
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:52 PM
See ya guys.
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:52 PM
I'm going home too.
I want some strawberries.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:53 PM
t!8ball does everyone go to the ship and go to sleep?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:53 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:53 PM
t!8ball does everyone go to the ship and go to sleep?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:53 PM
🎱 | Yes, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Jul-18 06:53 PM
so they go to the ship and not sleep
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:53 PM
t!8ball Does Lodas get made a little bed by his new daddy Jim while on the ship?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:53 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Zander.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:54 PM
`Its not a bed, its a cage...with a bed in it..`
(looks like a baby crib)
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:54 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas start fixing the dog? (edited)
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:54 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 21-Jul-18 06:54 PM
Space rule 51 Don't assume or it makes and ass out of u and me.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:54 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas start fixing the dog?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:54 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia.
Brakia 21-Jul-18 06:54 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas start fixing the dog?
t!8ball Does Ibraxas start fixing the dog?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:54 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Brakia.
Zander 21-Jul-18 06:54 PM
"I'll castrate you if you touch me, Ibraxas."
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:54 PM
t!8ball Does Jim train the dog?
Tatsumaki 21-Jul-18 06:54 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, TheBlade.
TheBlade 21-Jul-18 06:55 PM
`That dog is evil..`
`But if you want to re-program it i can.`
Zander 22-Jul-18 03:21 PM
Hey, Maia?
Bagelwrecker 22-Jul-18 03:22 PM
Blee blee blah
Zander 22-Jul-18 03:23 PM
You in there?
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:08 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas start fixing the dog?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:08 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Brakia.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:09 PM
`Alright, let's see what we got here.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:09 PM
"I hate the color brown."
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:09 PM
`Hmm`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:09 PM
(Jim jokes about how you "Fix" a dog)
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:09 PM
t!8ball Does the spacemarine go night night?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:09 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:09 PM
`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:09 PM
`
`
`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:09 PM
`go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep my little monster...`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:10 PM
`Why did we take him with us again?`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:10 PM
Slave Labor
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:10 PM
`MONSTER!?` (edited)
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:10 PM
He's an innocent.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:10 PM
`ahh you found me hiding spot`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:10 PM
`What?`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:10 PM
``
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:10 PM
~
`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:10 PM
It would be worse to let a witness drift through space than to take one with us.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:10 PM
`1`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:10 PM
`True.`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:11 PM
No witnesses, we'll throw him into the next blackhole.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:11 PM
`Thats, uh, pretty dark.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:11 PM
That's terrible.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:12 PM
Nice Joke, Ibraxas.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:12 PM
t!8ball Does the ship start to go into orbit of an unknown planet?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:12 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, TheBlade.
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:12 PM
I was just going to take him to a space clinic.
Get a memory wipe.
Claim he has space madness. (edited)
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:12 PM
`Good idea.`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:12 PM
Reprograming?
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:12 PM
`Guys, he isn't a robot...`
`Or are you talking about neuro-scanning?`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:13 PM
t!8ball do i scare the witness so much he goes into a coma
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:13 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Tom Thompson.
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:13 PM
t!8ball does lodas revert to normal armor and eye included in his sleep
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:13 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Mr.WobblyShark.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:14 PM
`The programming on this dog is sloppy as hell.`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:14 PM
`I know alot about programming, want me to take a look?`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:14 PM
`It looks like it was made by a 2 GUY old.` (edited)
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:14 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett get a pink lemonade out of the fridge and chill in the lounge area?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:14 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:14 PM
What do you expect from those who worship a "God emperor"
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:14 PM
`I got this, Jim.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:14 PM
"So what if my owner was a 2 GUY old?"
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:15 PM
`So be it, but if that thing starts shooting rockets out of its ass, its not on me.`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:15 PM
`well about the witness lets just sell him at the black market for some new body parts`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:15 PM
`Again, HE IS NOT A ROBOT.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:15 PM
I said I'm taking him to the clinic. End of story.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:16 PM
Shut up slave labor.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:16 PM
t!8ball Does the dog shut down for reprogramming?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:16 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:16 PM
t!8ball Do we arrive at the clinic?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:16 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:16 PM
t!8ball Does the Robo-Dog start humping a computer?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:16 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, TheBlade.
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:16 PM
"He could program a hell of a lot better than you could hack."
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:17 PM
#metoo
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:17 PM
`seth you know you because you are mean i will watch you when you sleep` (edited)
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:17 PM
`I... I just don't understand you.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:17 PM
"Injecting data into database..."
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:17 PM
`Oh god.`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:17 PM
Oh god.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:17 PM
`Hey, Ibraxas, is there a repair station in the ship?`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:17 PM
That's hot.
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:17 PM
"Connecting USB to port no.3..."
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:18 PM
`Near the engi- Stop that!`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:18 PM
!t8ball do i succeed in stalking seth all night? (edited)
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:18 PM
"WHOOOOOOOYEAH."
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:18 PM
`I'm gonna sell you first chance i get.`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:19 PM
`Please tell me his dick isn't a USB...` (edited)
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:19 PM
"THE ONES AND ZEROES ARE FLOWING THROUGH MY PENIAL CHASSIS"
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:19 PM
`Oh my god.`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:19 PM
t!8ball do i succeed in stalking seth all night
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:19 PM
🎱 | Yes, Tom Thompson.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:19 PM
`Ok, thats enough, off the PC.`
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:19 PM
t!8ball does lodas wake up revert to normal and break the cage without issue?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:19 PM
🎱 | Yes, Mr.WobblyShark.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:19 PM
(Jim starts shooing the dog away)
`NOT AGAIN`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:19 PM
`I can't turn it off. I ne-wait. what is going on?`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:20 PM
t!8ball Does the computer activate, putting the dog's personality into the operating system?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:20 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:20 PM
`SHUT THE BAB-I MEAN THE PRISIONER ROOM`
`WE GOT A BREACH`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:20 PM
"Fuck you, Ibraxas."
"I'm now apart of your ship."
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:20 PM
` WHO THE IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR PUT ME IN A DAMN CRIB!!!!`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:20 PM
Jim.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:20 PM
`jim.`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:20 PM
`Fuck you too.`
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:20 PM
`GIVE HIM TO ME`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:20 PM
(Jim runs to the door and locks it to the room)
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:21 PM
Hey Lodas.
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:21 PM
`COME HERE YOU LITTLE FILTHY HERETIC!`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:21 PM
Come and chill with me.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:21 PM
`Anyone got a tranq?!`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:21 PM
t!8ball Does the dog shut down for the reprogramming?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:21 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:21 PM
t!8ball Does the spacemarine jerk off to the cyberdog with Jacob?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:21 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:21 PM
t!8ball Does Jim find a tranq gun?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:21 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, TheBlade.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:22 PM
`Dammit. Why won't you shut down?`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:22 PM
"So now I can access.... Your guys' browser history?"
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:22 PM
Sure.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:22 PM
`ok? so what?`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:22 PM
"Yeesh, you guys have like no sensitive data."
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:22 PM
``no
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:22 PM
t!8ball do we arrive at the clinic?
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:22 PM
`NO NOT THAT`
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:22 PM
🎱 | Yes, Tom Thompson.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:22 PM
`STAY OUT OF THAT`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:22 PM
You could probably find my stupid sex tape in there.
"I think I'm deleting that."
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:22 PM
`please do`
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:22 PM
`I SWEAR TO THE EMPEROR IF YOU DON'T OPEN THID DAMN DOOR I WILL FEED YOU TO A TYRANID HIVE BEAST!!`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:23 PM
abort
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:23 PM
`Ok, go ahead. Just calm down, will you?`
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:23 PM
`OPEN!!`
`NOW!!!`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:23 PM
`Someone get over here and help me with this door!`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:23 PM
`dont forget there are 2 doors to the washroom` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:23 PM
abort_deletion_file emmettsfirsttime.mp54
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:23 PM
`TOUCH THE DOOR YOU DIE`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:23 PM
`One second!`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:23 PM
"Abort? Like the 34 times you looked up 'abortion pill for sale online', Seth?" (edited)
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:24 PM
Well of course.
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:24 PM
"And sure. I won't delete it."
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:24 PM
`Dont worry guys i got this, just need to get a good shot-`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:24 PM
The goddess of death declares abortion is ok.
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:24 PM
t!8ball do i break down the door and strangle Jim?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:24 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Mr.WobblyShark.
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:24 PM
WOAH.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:25 PM
Chill faggot.
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:25 PM
Dude, chill the fuck out.
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:25 PM
`I AM NOT A BABY YOU INSULENT FOOL!`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:25 PM
`SHIT, JIM!`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:25 PM
(Jim fumbles with the gun and holds his neck)
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:25 PM
`how aggressive can a little harmless baby be jim?`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:25 PM
You look like a baby in a big metal suit.
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:25 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett shoot Lodas' foot with the plasma crossbow?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:25 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Zander.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:25 PM
`Stop provoking him!`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:25 PM
`IT-NOT a BaBY` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:25 PM
It baby.
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:25 PM
`WHAT I COULDN'T HEAR!`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:26 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas uppercut Lodas with his robot arm, knocking him out?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:26 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:26 PM
(Nods profusely) Big baby have tantrum like faggot
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:26 PM
`POINTY EARS SHUT IT OR YOU DIE TO!!!` (edited)
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:26 PM
I'm going to throw myself on you if you don't stop, baby marine.
It won't be much, but it'll get you to stop.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:27 PM
`OOW JEsus christ OWW!`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:27 PM
t!8ball Does Wobbly stick his head between his buttcheeks and cough?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:27 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Bagelwrecker.
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:27 PM
`DO THAT AGAIN LITTLE CYBORG BITCH AND I WILL EJECT YOU INTO SPACE!`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:27 PM
`Why the fUCK DID I USE MY NORMAL arm?`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:28 PM
t!8ball Does jim shoot Lodas with the tranq gun in the hole in his armor?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:28 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, TheBlade.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:28 PM
`FIGHT ME YOU BITCH!`
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:28 PM
`IF YOUR SO EAGER TO DIE YOU CAN WAIT`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:28 PM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, MY NAME LODAS I'M A BIG BABY
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:28 PM
t!8ball do i shoot lotas in the arm?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:28 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Tom Thompson.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:28 PM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM A BIG OL BABY
MY NAME LODAS I CRY LIKE BABY
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:29 PM
`I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO DAMN GHOST`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:29 PM
Good job slave labor.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:30 PM
`Get your dirty hands off me!`
(Jim hits Lodas repeadidly in the arm but to no avail)
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:30 PM
t!8ball do i break off one of jims hands and start slapping him with it?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:30 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Mr.WobblyShark.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:30 PM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY NAME LODAS I BIG FAGGOT THAT CRY LIKE BABY AND JERK OFF TO CYBERDOG WHILE CRYING
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:30 PM
`JESUS CHRIST!`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:31 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett toss himself onto Jim's perpetrator, sinking his teeth into the "eyehole" and yanking him away from Jim?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:31 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Zander.
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:31 PM
FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:31 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas uppercut Lodas with his robot arm, knocking him out now?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:31 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:31 PM
t!8ball Does Lodas stick his head between his buttcheeks and cough?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:31 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:31 PM
`EAT SHIT!`
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:31 PM
`LITTLE Herteticssssssssssssssss`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:31 PM
`What the fuck?!`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:31 PM
`lodas stop attacking jim or i will haunt your power armour and it will stop working` (edited)
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:31 PM
(Jim looks at arm shooting out sparks)
`oh...`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:32 PM
Awh craf.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:32 PM
`that hurt`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:32 PM
You lose a few teeth?
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:32 PM
I fink I froke my teef.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:33 PM
`Are you ok?`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:33 PM
Don't worry, the women will find that hot.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:33 PM
t!8ball Does jim start Hacking into Lodas's armor to disarm its functions?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:33 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, TheBlade.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:33 PM
`we are at the clinic so Emmett go to a dentist`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:33 PM
I haf glass in fhe roof of my mouf.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:33 PM
`Oh, so it shall be...`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:34 PM
`Damn.`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:34 PM
`Someone help me lift this up, lets get him out of this ship and to the clinic...`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:34 PM
At least some female orcs found it hot when the "Village hero" broke a few teeth during a fight with alpha orc Gorg-Gana
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:34 PM
Someone help.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:34 PM
`I got him.`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:34 PM
t!8ball does lodases get kcnocet out
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:34 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Tom Thompson.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:35 PM
(Tom slaps lodas very feminanly)
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:35 PM
t!8ball does Lodas wake up and continue beating Jim
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:35 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Mr.WobblyShark.
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:35 PM
Fuck fhis lemonade hurfs.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:36 PM
`Emmett i think this is a great time i think we should plan our next destination`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:36 PM
`WHY- *hit* WONT *hit* THIS GUY JUST STAY *hit* DOWN`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:36 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett get out of the ship, walking himself over to the waiting room?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:36 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:37 PM
`his armor is sweet i want one of tjose`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:37 PM
t!8ball Does the reprograming on the dog yet?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:37 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:37 PM
t!8ball Does the suit start to dance like a little girl?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:37 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:38 PM
"Hello, welcome to the Glorbulon Dust Clinic. How may we serve you?"
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:38 PM
t!8ball Does Jim Put the Robot in a headlock and cary him out to the clinic?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:38 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, TheBlade.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:38 PM
Can I get a number 5?
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:38 PM
I haf a toof problem. It involfed glass. (edited)
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:38 PM
t!8ball does Emmett get a pair of golden teeth in place of lost ones?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:38 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Tom Thompson.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:39 PM
`IS THERE ANYONE IN HERE THAT CAN PUT THIS THING DOWN?!`
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:39 PM
t!8ball does the amours remaining systems cause it to break free and steal a shitty space pickup truck and start to escape?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:39 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Mr.WobblyShark.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:40 PM
`I think my wrist is broken.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:40 PM
t!choose 20 minutes | 40 minutes | 1 hour | 1.5 hours | 2 hours | 3 hours
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:40 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick 2 hours!
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:40 PM
I think I got space crabs.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:41 PM
`Emmett fix your teeth i will wait for you in the ship`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:41 PM
"Next dentist available should be in 2 hours. Please wait here."
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:41 PM
`ok then il be right here`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:41 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas get his wrist fixed soon?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:41 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Brakia.
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:41 PM
I am in great pain.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:41 PM
(Seth pulls a crab out of his crotch area and throws it at Lodas)
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:42 PM
`How long will i have to sit here?`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:42 PM
"10 hours sir."
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:42 PM
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:42 PM
`Hey is there anything you can do about this thing?`
(shows Lodas)
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:43 PM
"We can certainly put your pet down"
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:43 PM
`How about a memory wipe?`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:43 PM
t!8ball Does Seth give everyone space crabs?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:43 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:43 PM
"We don't serve robot malfunctions here. There's a mechanic on the next asteroid over."
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:44 PM
`There is a carbon life form in the suit.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:44 PM
"Fhanks, dick."
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:44 PM
`Um... thanks?`
`My real wrist is broken.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:45 PM
"What do you need him to be checked up on then, human?"
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:45 PM
`I need a memory wipe on this guy`
(Shoves lodas's head on table)
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:45 PM
And, other mutant human, we'll fix you up in about an hour and a half.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:45 PM
`Thank you.`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:46 PM
He is suffering from PTSD.
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:46 PM
"It'll be an hour and a half to fix your wrist."
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:46 PM
In order to help him we want his memory to be wiped.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:46 PM
`Is there a place here to hold a violent person?`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:46 PM
"Memory wipes are in the second waiting lobby."
"Downstairs."
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:48 PM
t!8ball does jim pick up a pen?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:48 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, TheBlade.
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:48 PM
Ib, your arm broken?
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:48 PM
t!8ball do all the nurses in the clinic look like this?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:48 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Tom Thompson.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:48 PM
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 05:49 PM
t!8ball does an imperium battle barge arrive for a different reason and detect Lodas and come to his aid?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:49 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Mr.WobblyShark.
🆙 | Mr.WobblyShark leveled up!
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:49 PM
`yeah. If i get it fixed, i can fix my robot one.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:50 PM
"By the way, we need to take your metallic items off in order to enter the area."
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:50 PM
`Hey, lady, you have anyone or anything that can get him out fo this suit?`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:51 PM
t!8ball Does the lady take out a 12 pound thing of lubricant and hand it over to Jim?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:51 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:51 PM
abort_suitsuction?
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:51 PM
`Also, im a cyborg and a cop, is there anyway i can get in the second waiting room?` (edited)
(Jim starts lubercating the suit)
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:52 PM
t!8ball Does a room open up so that Ibraxas can get medical attention sooner than normal?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:52 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Brakia.
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:52 PM
"Cyborgs should be fine within the quarters. However, we would need to confiscate any weaponry."
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:52 PM
`Emmett you can sleep in your comfy furry arms while waiting`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:53 PM
Ugh. (edited)
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:53 PM
`"Ibraxas? a room is open for you."`
`Thank god.`
`I'll be back guys.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:53 PM
(Emmett started to doze off in his arms.)
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:55 PM
`"We have to take an X-ray, first."`
`Okay.`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:55 PM
Platinum_Pathos 28-Jul-18 05:56 PM
Why are you people all banged up?
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:56 PM
Seff. (edited)
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:56 PM
`"Um, Ibraxas. We got your X-ray and... We have no idea what race you are."`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:56 PM
I bit into a helmet stufidly and broke some of my teef.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:56 PM
`Neither do I.`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:56 PM
t!8ball Does the woman let the gay spacemarine in because Jim is funny boy?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:56 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Bagelwrecker.
Platinum_Pathos 28-Jul-18 05:57 PM
What situation would you be in that you would bite a helmet? That makes no sense.'
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:57 PM
`what race am i?`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:57 PM
I got the space crabs, you want one?
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:57 PM
(Jim carrys ludas inside the waiting room #2)
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:57 PM
You're slave labor shut up.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 05:58 PM
`"Well, lets get you fixed up."`
`Ok.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:58 PM
This guy was choking one of my crew memfers. No one else was doing much.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 05:58 PM
`seth shut up or i will steal all your hoockers`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:58 PM
t!choose 30 min | hour | 2 hours
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:58 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick hour!
Platinum_Pathos 28-Jul-18 05:58 PM
You people make no sense. Who are you people?
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 05:59 PM
Jokes on you they'll get airlocked either way.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 05:59 PM
`"Memory wipe will take an hour sir, please carry him this way"`
Zander 28-Jul-18 05:59 PM
We're a ragtab crew of bounty hunters.
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 05:59 PM
🤔 | Tom Thompson, I pick silver teeth for Emmett!
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:00 PM
`"Oh, but sorry sir, we cant do anything for you, unless you have any phisical problems."`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:00 PM
Legal, most of the fime. (edited)
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:01 PM
t!8ball do i stalk everyone in silence without being noticed?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:01 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Tom Thompson.
Platinum_Pathos 28-Jul-18 06:01 PM
Yet I've never seen you before. Are you from this area?
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:01 PM
`Well shit..`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:01 PM
`"All right, you're all good."`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:01 PM
`You know of any Mechanics in the area?`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:01 PM
`Thank you.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:02 PM
We're not from this area. Iff you're askin about me, I'm a rarity. One f the last Squoatlings in the galaxy.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:02 PM
`jim is Emmett not a mechanic?`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:02 PM
`"Yes sir, there is a mechanic 13 leaps that way"`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:02 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett take out a dentistry magazine? (edited)
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:02 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:03 PM
(Jim walks back into waiting area #1)
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:03 PM
`nice magazine Emmett il read some of it too` (edited)
Platinum_Pathos 28-Jul-18 06:03 PM
I thought the Squotlings were just a legend.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:03 PM
`Some legand`
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:04 PM
t!8ball Does Lucian walk into the waiting room?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:04 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Arky.
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:04 PM
We were whiped out of existence by the Llamanians.
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:04 PM
Your all Idiots] (edited)
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:04 PM
`Danny Emmett has the fluffiest arms ever`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:04 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas join the rest of the crew in the waiting room?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:04 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Brakia.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:04 PM
`I'm back, guys.`
Platinum_Pathos 28-Jul-18 06:05 PM
That's confusing, what's that voice?
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:05 PM
`its me`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:05 PM
Hey babe, wanna catch a drink later?
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:05 PM
A strange ghost we found in Disney Planet.
Platinum_Pathos 28-Jul-18 06:05 PM
Follow-up question. How much do you guys make on average, I'm looking to make some quick money?
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:06 PM
"Ew, a seven foot tall elf."
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:06 PM
Wanna know what else is seven feet tall? My cock.
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:06 PM
We make a good amount here and there.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:06 PM
`Yea, they are a little discusting`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:07 PM
`seth i am going to call the police for rape if you keep this up`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:07 PM
`NO`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:07 PM
`Did anyone check on the dog hacking our computers?`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:07 PM
t!8ball Do I convince the woman to have sex with me in the lobby?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:07 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Bagelwrecker.
Platinum_Pathos 28-Jul-18 06:07 PM
Mind if I join you for at least one mission? Is 10% of the reward good?
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:07 PM
`I uh, i mean, don't do that, we dont want to cause any truble do we?`
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:07 PM
Oh calm down Ghost, they like it i think?
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:08 PM
`Wait..i am wearing a uniform..`
`Uh.` (edited)
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:08 PM
Sounds fine. I'm the co-captain of the crew. Fat loser over fhere is Seth.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:08 PM
`The dog? anyone?`
Platinum_Pathos 28-Jul-18 06:08 PM
Fat indeed. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:09 PM
Skinnier than the other people.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:09 PM
`i stoped the dog by possessing a vacuum he is no longer watching seth history`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:09 PM
`dont go chineese on me`
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:09 PM
What dog? I just woke up
looks at Ibraxas
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:09 PM
`Okay then.`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:09 PM
Skinnier than the god of skinny.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:09 PM
`Robo-dog with a usb dick.` (edited)
`He's looking through our search history.`
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:10 PM
Not gonna ask
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:10 PM
`You shouldn't.`
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:10 PM
Can i kill it?
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:10 PM
t!8ball does the dog post seth browser history on internet?`
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:10 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Tom Thompson.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:11 PM
`ohh my god seth`
`what do you even watch?`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:11 PM
`Oh no.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:12 PM
t!8ball Does the dog start hacking into the crew's digital ducketts?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:12 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:12 PM
`ohh no thats it lucian go kill that thing`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:12 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas finish reprogramming the dog?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:12 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Brakia.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:12 PM
`Shit i got him!`
`Oh wait` (edited)
`He stopped.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:13 PM
"I'm spewing everywhere!"
Platinum_Pathos 28-Jul-18 06:13 PM
That's gross.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:13 PM
`luciant falls a sleep again so useless `
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:13 PM
That's a lot of Datamage.
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:13 PM
Yeah, that's my ship.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:13 PM
`Are you done?`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:13 PM
It's undergoing a virus right now.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:14 PM
`Emmett you are about to miss your appointment`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:14 PM
"It's all in your face, ew!"
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:14 PM
`Gross.`
`I cant wait to sell you.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:15 PM
I have a good thirty minutes left.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:15 PM
`Someone get me a towel.`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:15 PM
`no you have to be early`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:15 PM
t!8ball Does a fancy centaur butler come out of nowhere and give Ibraxas a towel?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:15 PM
🎱 | Yes, Zander.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:16 PM
`no dont get a towel its gonna be very hard to sleen it after vords`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:16 PM
`Thank you, Jeeves.` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:16 PM
t!8ball does Ibraxas cum on the dog's face?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:16 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:16 PM
` Emmett i am not washing the floor or the towel`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:16 PM
What are you even saying now?
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:16 PM
Slave labor, you speak too much.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:17 PM
`i said i am not gonna do the dishes and cleen the shit for you this time`
t!8ball does the dog die?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:17 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Tom Thompson.
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:17 PM
"I love you so much, Ibraxas Master."
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:17 PM
That's fine, Jeeves'll do it.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:18 PM
`Oh.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:18 PM
"That's why I spewed for you!"
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:18 PM
`ok now it cant hack our computer anymore`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:19 PM
`That's...nice?`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:19 PM
"I'm sure to protect our puppies in the future."
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:19 PM
`ibraxas keep that dog on a leash`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:19 PM
Space Rule 316: Don't question Jeeves
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:20 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett get up for his dentist appointment?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:20 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Zander.
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:20 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett get up for his dentist appointment?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:20 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Zander.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:21 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas shoot the dog, Destroying it?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:21 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Brakia.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:21 PM
`Emmett get golden teeth`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:21 PM
`well, he's gone.`
`At least I have some new scrap to work with.`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:23 PM
`i hate dogs`
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:24 PM
t!8ball Does a random dog walk up and lick Lucians hand?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:24 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Arky.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:24 PM
`ibraxas make a cat robot out of scrap`
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:24 PM
t!8ball Does a random dog walk up and lick Lucians hand?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:24 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Arky.
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:25 PM
"Emmett Tawfeek, your appointment for four o' clock is ready."
I see you later, blue accainfance.
Platinum_Pathos 28-Jul-18 06:25 PM
t!8ball Does Danny go to sleep?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:25 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Platinum_Pathos.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:26 PM
t!8ball does ibraxas make a cat robot?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:26 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Tom Thompson.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:26 PM
t!8ball does ibraxas make a cat robot?t!8ball does ibr\
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:26 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Tom Thompson.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:26 PM
t!8ball Does the dog put himself back together and spew inside Ibraxas's ass?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:26 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Bagelwrecker.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:27 PM
`seth i hate you cause you like dogs`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:28 PM
I don't like any animal, only women.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:28 PM
`What about cat women?`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:28 PM
`dogs are shity they cum everywhere`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:28 PM
It's a woman.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:28 PM
`What about a cat guy?`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:28 PM
`seth ask a nurse out for a date`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:28 PM
I also like good guy Emmett.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:28 PM
`I need to fix my robot arm.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:29 PM
"Just sit here, Emmett."
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:29 PM
:thumbsup:
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:29 PM
t!8ball Does Brody and Jim Go to the mechanic?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:29 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, TheBlade.
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:29 PM
That's a little creepy, with you addressing my name like that.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:29 PM
`Alright guys, i need new repairs..`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:30 PM
"Let's just say I'm a friend from long ago and leave it like that."
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:30 PM
`Well, i have a new batch of scrap.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:30 PM
Okay then.
|
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:30 PM
Always watching Tawfeek.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:31 PM
`Brody, put in the--what the fuck happened with the dog?`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:31 PM
t!chose 1$ | 100$ | 10000$ | 9999999999999999999$
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:31 PM
choose
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:31 PM
t!choose 1$ | 100$ | 10000$ | 9999999999999999999$
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:31 PM
🤔 | Tom Thompson, I pick 100$!
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:31 PM
`I shot it.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:31 PM
"Open wide."
That sounds vaguely familiar.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:32 PM
`...you do know these things come with a memory chip right?`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:32 PM
t!8ball Does anus dolphin appear and flop around in the ship?
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:32 PM
(Jim bends over and examines the dog corps)
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:32 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:32 PM
t!8ball Does a random dog walk up and lick Lucians hand?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:32 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Arky.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:33 PM
`i destroyed the god chip`
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:33 PM
t!8ball Does a random dog walk up and lick Lucians hand?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:33 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Arky.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:33 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas fix his arm?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:33 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:33 PM
t!8ball does Lodas die of lack of life support?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:33 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:33 PM
t!8ball Does Jim find the memory chip of the dog?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:33 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, TheBlade.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:33 PM
t!8ball Does Jim find the memory chip of the dog?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:33 PM
🎱 | It is certain, TheBlade.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:34 PM
`Jim. What are you doing?`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:34 PM
`What?`
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:34 PM
Oh hey buddy
Pets the dogs head
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:34 PM
`Its just safe keeping, plus i can spend time and try to re-program it myself.`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:35 PM
`I killed that dog for a reason, Jim.`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:35 PM
`Don't worry, its just a computer chip anyway.`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:35 PM
i take out my plasma blaster and shoot the dog `i hate dogs` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:35 PM
t!8ball Do I poke my head out of Emmett's mouth and seduce the nurse, who in reality is belly button dog?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:35 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:35 PM
`That dog deserved to die, Jim.`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:35 PM
`And it is`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:35 PM
t!8ball Does the dentist pull out the glass and take out a box? And is the nurse Sean specified the receptionist? (edited)
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:35 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:37 PM
Don't forget Tawfeek, I'm always watching.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:37 PM
`Then keep it dead, Jim.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:37 PM
"Get the fuck out of his mouth, Seth."
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:37 PM
Oh hey Llama woman, No hard feelings?
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:38 PM
Holly hit
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:38 PM
Stop that, you're getting saliva on me.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:38 PM
`You know how much a computer chip like this costs?`
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:39 PM
"Emmett, be a dear and close your mouth for me?"
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:39 PM
Love you.
Ta ta for now.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:40 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas and Jim go to the mechanic to get their arms fixed?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:40 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Brakia.
Platinum_Pathos 28-Jul-18 06:40 PM
t!8ball Does Danny wake up?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:40 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Platinum_Pathos.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:40 PM
(Jim and Brody fly the ship to the mechanic shop)
(Also Danny)
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:41 PM
t!choose Fail | Fail | Success | Fail | Public Transportation
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:41 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Fail!
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:42 PM
`I hate firewalls...`
`Welp, guess were walking.`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:42 PM
Emmett, remind me to buy you a toothbrush later.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:43 PM
`That's fine by me.`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:43 PM
t!8ball Do I go out of Emmett's ear?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:43 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:43 PM
`"Heya fellas, what can i do for ya?'` (edited)
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:43 PM
(The Llama takes out her laser pistol.)
"Open your mouth. I need to get him out of there." (edited)
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:44 PM
`We need some repairs.`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:44 PM
Feisty lady
Platinum_Pathos 28-Jul-18 06:44 PM
I just want to explore. (edited)
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:44 PM
`why repear something?`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:44 PM
(Seth takes out his laser pistol)
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:44 PM
t!choose 100 | 200 | 300 | 400 | 500
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:44 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick 500!
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:45 PM
t!8ball i shot Lucians dog with a quantum destabilizer?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:45 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Tom Thompson.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:45 PM
`"That will be 500 D for the both of you."`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:45 PM
Get ready to duel feisty woman.
This time I won't miss.
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:46 PM
t!8ball Does the Llamanian shoot Emmett's holocom, getting rid of the Seth in Emmett's mouth?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:46 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Zander.
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:46 PM
t!8ball Does the Llamanian shoot Emmett's holocom, getting rid of the Seth in Emmett's mouth?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:46 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Zander.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:46 PM
`i have some money if you need it?`
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:46 PM
t!8ball Does lucian block the shot with his scythe?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:46 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Arky.
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:46 PM
"I'm not afraid of you, you dick."
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:46 PM
t!choose 450 | 600 | 850 | 1000
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:46 PM
🤔 | Brakia, I pick 1000!
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:46 PM
Shoot at my dog again, you die
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:46 PM
Bleh bleh bleh
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:47 PM
`I'm good for money.`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:47 PM
`Hey brody, can you pay for this, i only got a 100 on me`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:47 PM
Bleh bleh mean bitch
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:47 PM
Emm emme m
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:47 PM
You may be a ghost, but you can still die
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:47 PM
`Yeah.`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:47 PM
Shut up Emmett.
I'm about to kill your ex again.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:47 PM
`"Ok, brody is it?, your up first, head to the back and janis will take care of ya."`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:48 PM
`ok.`
`"Hi, I'm Janis. How can i help?"`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:48 PM
(Jim turns off coms)
Platinum_Pathos 28-Jul-18 06:48 PM
t!8ball Does Danny buy a weapon from the mechanic?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:48 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Platinum_Pathos.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:48 PM
`I need to repair my arm.`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:49 PM
(Jim talks to the Mechanic in secret)
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:49 PM
t!8ball Do I go out of Emmett's nose and begins to monologue?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:49 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:49 PM
`"Well, the damage doesn't look too bad. Just leave the arm with me for half an hour, and it should be good to go."` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:49 PM
Bleh Bleh Mean Bitch
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:49 PM
`Alright.`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:49 PM
t!8ball does the mechanic agree to help Jim for 100D?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:49 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, TheBlade.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:50 PM
(Jim Turns coms back on)
`Hey guys, im heading back to the ship for some cash` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:50 PM
Bleh Bleh Huge Bitch.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:50 PM
`I need more than a repair for my eye`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:50 PM
Bleh Bleh Huge Bitch.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:50 PM
`She's ready to help you, Jim.`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:51 PM
(Jim heads back to ship for Duckets)
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:51 PM
t!choose dog dies to a quantum destabilizer | dog lives | dog dies to a quantum destabilizer | dog dies to a quantum destabilizer
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:51 PM
🤔 | Tom Thompson, I pick dog dies to a quantum destabilizer!
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:51 PM
I'm the mommiest of mommies.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:51 PM
(Jim picks up 400 more duckets)
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:51 PM
t!8ball Is the Seth a hologram?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:51 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Zander.
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:51 PM
t!8ball Is the Seth a hologram?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:51 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:51 PM
(Jim heads back for mechanic)
`Ok, i got the duckets you need.`
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:51 PM
t!choose Does dog live?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:51 PM
| Arky, You need to give at least 2 options.
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:52 PM
t!choose Does dog live? or die?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:52 PM
| Arky, You need to give at least 2 options.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:52 PM
`Here ya go`
(Jim hands something to mechanic)
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:52 PM
Just take my comms. I want my teeth fixed.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:52 PM
`"Thank you for your buisness, Janis will see you now"`
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:53 PM
t!choose Does dog die | Live
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:53 PM
🤔 | Arky, I pick Does dog die!
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:53 PM
13,000 Duckets remain
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:53 PM
DOG DIES
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:53 PM
t!8ball Is dog dead?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:53 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Arky.
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:54 PM
t!8ball Is dog dead?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:54 PM
🎱 | Yes, Arky.
Arky 28-Jul-18 06:54 PM
t!8ball Does Lucian get new dog?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:54 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Arky.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:54 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas Head back to the ship?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:54 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 06:55 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas head back to the ship.
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:55 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Brakia.
Platinum_Pathos 28-Jul-18 06:56 PM
t!8ball Does Danny buy a cat?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:56 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Platinum_Pathos.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:56 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett also a hologram and in reality with a different dentist?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:56 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:56 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett also a hologram and in reality with a different dentist?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:56 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 28-Jul-18 06:57 PM
I didn't know you had dentistry under your belt.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:57 PM
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:57 PM
t!choose Night vision | Heat sensor
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:57 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick Heat sensor!
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 06:57 PM
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:58 PM
t!choose cat | dog | turtle | snake | hamster | fox | NO ANIMALS
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 06:58 PM
🤔 | Tom Thompson, I pick snake!
🆙 | Tom Thompson leveled up!
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:58 PM
`Alright guys, Im fixed and got an upgrade!`
`"Oh sir, here is the item you asked for"`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 06:59 PM
`Emmett its been an hour since you went in there when are you going to get teeth fixed?` (edited)
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 06:59 PM
`Thank you, now to get back to the clenic.`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 07:00 PM
`jim that item realy?`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 07:01 PM
`what?`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 07:01 PM
`ibraxas wont like that item of yours`
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 07:01 PM
(Jim walks back to the Clenic)
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 07:02 PM
`jim you walk slow il meet you there`
Brakia 28-Jul-18 07:02 PM
`"Your arm is ready now."`
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:02 PM
🆙 | Brakia leveled up!
Brakia 28-Jul-18 07:02 PM
`Thanks.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:02 PM
t!8ball Is the dentist section of the clinic fit to visually change the dentist into your lover, whether past or current?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:02 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 07:03 PM
Brakia 28-Jul-18 07:03 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas head back to the ship?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:03 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Brakia.
Arky 28-Jul-18 07:03 PM
Was that actually fucking needed you stupid Bitch?!
looks at Tom
Platinum_Pathos 28-Jul-18 07:03 PM
t!8ball Does Danny's cat hold a secret weapon?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:03 PM
🎱 | Yes, Platinum_Pathos.
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:04 PM
Wait... You're not really here, are you?
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 07:04 PM
looks at tom and doesent notice that he was gone
Brakia 28-Jul-18 07:04 PM
`I guess I'll head back to the clinic.`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 07:04 PM
t!8ball Does Seth rob a man on the street thus earning him 400 ducketts?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:04 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:04 PM
"It's just a dream."
"But I'll tell you one thing."
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 07:05 PM
(Jim hears gun shots across the street)
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 07:05 PM
`emmett hurry up you have been there for 2 hours what are you doing seducing the doctor?`
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:05 PM
"I'm still alive."
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 07:05 PM
`That would be Seth, nto Emmet that would do that` (edited)
`Also, Tom, what did you need?`
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:06 PM
"In fact, I have a feeling I'll be meeting you soon."
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 07:07 PM
`i said ibraxis wont like that item of yours jim` (edited)
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:07 PM
"The clinic here injected a drug into your head."
"You'll be seeing me in your dreams for the next month or so."
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 07:07 PM
t!8ball does jim use heatvision to see past the wall into the Dentist room?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:07 PM
🎱 | It is certain, TheBlade.
🆙 | TheBlade leveled up!
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:07 PM
Is this real?
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 07:08 PM
`...what the fuck...`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 07:08 PM
Emmett hurry the fuck up.
I wanna go kill someone.
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:08 PM
Will you be real?
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 07:08 PM
`Must be alot of doctors in there, i cant see anything.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:08 PM
"I'll be actually speaking to you, sure."
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 07:08 PM
Then go to a tavern and have sex with a winch or two.
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:09 PM
"Think of it like a dream connection or something."
Dang.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 07:10 PM
t!8ball the dog is dead for ever?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:10 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Tom Thompson.
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:10 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett's tooth fix finished?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:10 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Zander.
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:10 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett's tooth fix finished?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:10 PM
🎱 | Yes, Zander.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 07:10 PM
(Jim exchanges conversation with Tom)
Arky 28-Jul-18 07:11 PM
t!8ball Does a Crow appear on Lucians Shoulder, holding an eye in it beak?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:11 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Arky.
Brakia 28-Jul-18 07:12 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas explore the clinic?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:12 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Brakia.
Platinum_Pathos 28-Jul-18 07:13 PM
t!choose Electric 6 Foot Long Staff | Wind Boomerang | Flame Whip | Laser Revolver | Ice Trident
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:13 PM
🤔 | Platinum_Pathos, I pick Wind Boomerang!
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 07:13 PM
`guys i need to check up on Lodas`
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 07:13 PM
t!8ball Does a dog have sex with a small cow?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:13 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker.
Mr.WobblyShark 28-Jul-18 07:14 PM
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 07:14 PM
t!8ball does the Dog turn out to be Seth?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:14 PM
🎱 | Most likely, TheBlade.
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 07:14 PM
t!8ball does nothing happen?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:14 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Tom Thompson.
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:15 PM
I am so done here.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 07:15 PM
`The FUCK are you doing Seth?!`
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:17 PM
Hey Danny.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 07:18 PM
(Jim wipes eyes)
`oh, just a cow on cow...wait thats a calf`
`Cow pedophile.... well not the first time`
Tom Thompson 28-Jul-18 07:19 PM
`i am going to sleep bye bye bye`
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:21 PM
My mouf has been so numb.
For like
Three hours.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 07:22 PM
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:22 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett drag Ibraxas and Danny to the ship?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:22 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Zander.
Arky 28-Jul-18 07:22 PM
t!8ball Does a Crow appear on Lucians Shoulder, holding an eye in it beak?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:22 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Arky.
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:22 PM
Youu guuys are my best freends.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 07:23 PM
`Ok, how many drugs are you on?`
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:24 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 07:24 PM
`Guys i still need to go and get lodas`
(Jim heads inside of the Clenic, Waiting area #2)
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 07:24 PM
Guys Emmett has Ligma!
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:25 PM
Shuddap, you betch.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 07:25 PM
`Hello, is anyone at the front desk?`
`I need to retrive someone.`
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:25 PM
"He's sitting right there."
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 07:26 PM
t!8ball do we all go night night?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:26 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 07:26 PM
t!8ball do we all go night night?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:26 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 07:26 PM
t!8ball do we all go night night?
t!8ball do we all go night night?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:26 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 07:26 PM
t!8ball do we all go night night?
Tatsumaki 28-Jul-18 07:26 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 07:26 PM
(Jim Picks up Lodas and brings him to the ship)
`Guys, remember the robot-dog?`
Zander 28-Jul-18 07:26 PM
Quit spamming
TheBlade 28-Jul-18 07:27 PM
`Well i used the base of the AI, no fucking of that shit left`
`and used it to create my own android.`
(Jim sets down a small box and it starts to open)
Bagelwrecker 28-Jul-18 07:27 PM
Space Rule 316: Don't question Jeeves
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Jul-18 08:08 PM
what
Zander 28-Jul-18 08:08 PM
:(
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:16 PM
`How long have we been out in deep space?`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:16 PM
A couple of months
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:16 PM
A long ass time.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:17 PM
`Bout' 3 months...maybe more`
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:17 PM
Our navigation is screwed.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:17 PM
`where were we headed, anyway?`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:17 PM
Space Station Zeta 0-1
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:17 PM
We were supposed to be heading to a cruise.
Zeta Ships.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:18 PM
`Hm.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:18 PM
Ahh, remember our last cruise? Such fun, with the Blobmali Pirates.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:18 PM
`We need to stop if we are going any further, Fuel is getting low and we are running out of edible food...someone but 3 stacks of grass in the fridge`
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:19 PM
t!8ball Does the crew spot a nearby planet?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:19 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Brakia.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:19 PM
I am saved.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:19 PM
`Its wheat`
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:19 PM
t!8ball Does the crew spot a nearby planet?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:19 PM
🎱 | Yes, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:19 PM
It's grass.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:19 PM
`Hey look.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Aug-18 05:19 PM
t!8ball do i wake up from deep slumber
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:19 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:20 PM
Look at the tits on that planet.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:20 PM
(Emmett takes a stack out of the fridge.)
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:20 PM
Mega Milk
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:20 PM
`I hope you're talking about the women on the planet.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:20 PM
t!8ball Does the planet wink at Seth and Emmett?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:20 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:21 PM
`Oh god dammit`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:21 PM
t!8ball Is the planet a living planet that is in love with the ship?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:21 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, TheBlade.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:21 PM
I see Llamas.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:21 PM
We'll land.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:21 PM
`Be on your gaurd.`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:21 PM
`Its a space shuttle, not a sea ship..`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:22 PM
I'll go get landing clearance
Wear this ape disguise Emmett.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:23 PM
`What?`
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:23 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett put on the head of the disguise?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:23 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:23 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett put on the head of the disguise?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:23 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:24 PM
I'm not putting on your shit-filled ape disguise.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:24 PM
K
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:24 PM
my ears
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:24 PM
`Why did i ever agree to come with you guys...`
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:25 PM
They would have probably killed you otherwise.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:25 PM
Hello ladies, mind if you give our handsome ship some of your sexy landing clearance?
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:25 PM
t!8ball Does the crew get legal parking clearance?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:25 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:25 PM
"Of course, handsome."
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:25 PM
`Alright, We're headed down.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:25 PM
We'll be landing then, lets get a drink later.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:26 PM
"We'll need to check your ship out for any forms of... contraband, however, hon." (edited)
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:26 PM
I got some contraband you can check right here.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:26 PM
`(shitshitshit)`
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:26 PM
"Not your tiny package, elfling."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:26 PM
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:27 PM
`Damn.`
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:27 PM
(Currently hiding in his bunk.)
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:28 PM
t!8ball Does Seth flash his cock and are the women impressed by how large his penis is?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:28 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:28 PM
`Jesus CHRIST dude!`
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:28 PM
"Holy shit, your shlong is huge."
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:28 PM
t!8ball Are the women half blind?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:28 PM
🎱 | Yes, TheBlade.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:28 PM
`Why the fuck would you do that?`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:29 PM
Gotta prove it.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:29 PM
`Just put your penis away.`
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:29 PM
help me
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:29 PM
Emmett, we might find that dentist here.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:29 PM
(Jim is currently erasing memory banks of Seths dick)
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:30 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett get persuaded from Seth's argument?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:30 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:30 PM
`Ok, lets see if we can find a landing spot where we can re-feul`
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:30 PM
Fine.
Are the women up front Llamas?
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 05:31 PM
`hohoho i woke up from my night mare`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:31 PM
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:31 PM
They looked like they were mixed with Goats.
One was a human though.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:32 PM
(Emmett slips out of his bunk and sees the women.)
Definitely not Squoatling. (edited)
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:32 PM
`Humans in deep space is a good thing...right?`
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:32 PM
"Ooh, a cop."
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:32 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas explore the planet?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:32 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Brakia.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:33 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas explore the planet?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:33 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Brakia.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:33 PM
`Oh, uh yes? hi.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:33 PM
Definitely, but you see how they look like llamas and Squoatlings mixed?
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:33 PM
That disgusts me if it's true.
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 05:33 PM
`is hat a cop whats going on?`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:33 PM
Don't be a racist man.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:34 PM
`Do i have clearance to explore, Miss?`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:34 PM
t!8ball Do they check our ship?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:34 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:34 PM
"Let us explore your interior first, human."
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:34 PM
`Of course.`
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 05:35 PM
`i have something to sell my soul `
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:35 PM
"Is that a Squoatling?"
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:35 PM
No.
He's retarded.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:36 PM
`He's wearing a mask.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:36 PM
He's black.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:36 PM
Yeah, I'm a Squoatling. Ignore their stupidity.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:36 PM
t!8ball Do the Women belive that its a mask?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:36 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, TheBlade.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:36 PM
t!8ball Do the Women belive that its a mask?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:36 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, TheBlade.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:36 PM
"We don't see many of those around these parts."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:36 PM
Shit.
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 05:37 PM
t!8ball do i scare the women by saying boo? (edited)
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:37 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Tom Thompson.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:37 PM
Handle that Desert eagle with care please.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:38 PM
`Do i need to give you my arm?`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:38 PM
`Cyborg parts are needed for me.`
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 05:39 PM
`hello ladys `
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:39 PM
"We won't take your arms. Just don't do anything suggestive with them."
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:39 PM
`Suggestive?`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:39 PM
I'll do something suggestive to you.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:39 PM
"I'm married."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:39 PM
So what?
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:39 PM
`Oh shit.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:40 PM
I fucked the president's wife once.
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 05:40 PM
`to who may you be married to `
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:40 PM
`which president?` (edited)
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:40 PM
"Should we be alarmed by the avian here? Not judging."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:40 PM
Malcom Fortheor.
No, he's just tired.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:41 PM
`He's been tired for, like, a year.`
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 05:41 PM
`he is just tired and lieing` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:41 PM
Yeah.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:41 PM
t!8ball Does one of the women put her hand on Emmett's shoulder?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:41 PM
🎱 | Yes, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:41 PM
Get that pusi goat man.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:41 PM
`Ok, i think we should just continue with this.`
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:42 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas Find a mechanic shop?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:42 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Brakia.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:42 PM
`Lets just carry on and get out of this checkpoint...`
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 05:42 PM
`ok so emmette why are we on this planet `
Enchantingtable2013 04-Aug-18 05:42 PM
t!8ball Do i wake up from cryosleep?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:42 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:42 PM
It's strange to see someone else like me after all of this time. Even if you're part Llama.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Aug-18 05:42 PM
Why the hell do they always freeze me?
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:42 PM
`Nice. Hopefully they have ship parts.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:42 PM
Welcome back sleepy head.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:43 PM
"We're the effect of a secret alliance between the Llamas and Goats. Just a few of each put away their differences."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:44 PM
That sounds cool
Is prostitution legal here?
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:44 PM
Are there any Llamas on the planet?
"Yes and yes."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:44 PM
Cool Cool
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 05:45 PM
`Emmett why are we on this planet?`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:46 PM
Shut up slave labor.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:46 PM
We're here because of us traveling in deep space for like an eternity.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:46 PM
`Hey, lady, are there any casinos, vehicle shops, or gas stations here?`
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:46 PM
"This place is like a paradise."
"So yeah."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:46 PM
t!8ball Does Seth woo one of the women?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:46 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:47 PM
t!choose
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:47 PM
| Bagelwrecker, You need to give at least 2 options.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:47 PM
t!choose Human | Goat | Llama
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:47 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick Human!
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 05:47 PM
`seth shut up before i give a picture of your face to the most ugly man and say you want a blow job`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:47 PM
`He would probably like that..`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:47 PM
Hey hottie, were you the one on the comms?
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:48 PM
"Good luck finding a man here."
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 05:48 PM
`agreed` (edited)
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:48 PM
"There's only a few."
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:48 PM
`Wait, what?`
`why?`
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 05:48 PM
`so you are married to the only one here?`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:48 PM
"Mhmmm"
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:48 PM
"If you need to know, all the adult males out the Llama-Goat society were sent to war."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:49 PM
How about that drink we were talking about?
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:49 PM
"This was before and after the alliance here."
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 05:49 PM
`and i think they are dead so why not marry someone else?`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:49 PM
(Jim heads to a cosino nearby)
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:49 PM
"Sure."
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:49 PM
t!8ball Does jim find a slot machine?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:49 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, TheBlade.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:50 PM
t!8ball Does jim find a slot machine?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:50 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, TheBlade.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:50 PM
t!8ball does jim find a slot machine?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:50 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, TheBlade.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:50 PM
`How big is this place?`
Duckets owned: 13000
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 05:50 PM
t!8ball does seth ask a woman for a date and gets rejected?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:50 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Tom Thompson.
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 05:51 PM
t!8ball does seth ask a woman for a date and gets rejected?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:51 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Tom Thompson.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:51 PM
t!8ball Does the hybrid lead Emmett to the Llama-oriented area of the planet?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:51 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Zander.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:52 PM
(Jim continues his search for a slot machine)
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:52 PM
t!choose 2000 | 4000 | 5000
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:52 PM
🤔 | Brakia, I pick 5000!
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:53 PM
`5000? jeez, i feel cheated.`
`"Nav systems are normally more expensive. Plus, It's high quality."` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:54 PM
t!8ball Does Seth go to the bar and have a few drinks with the Human woman?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:54 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:54 PM
`Fine.`
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:54 PM
By any chance is there a Llama here with a scar on her shoulder? (edited)
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:54 PM
Yo, why is this beer tasting funny?
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:55 PM
t!choose 250 | 500 | loose | loose | 800 | 1000 | loose | 1500 | 500 + free spin
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:55 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick loose!
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:55 PM
"It's a Squoatling recipe. Tastes a little milky. Also highly intoxicating."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:55 PM
Pretty good.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:55 PM
`Thats what i thought, no luck..`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:56 PM
I hope it's your milk, hah hah.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 05:56 PM
gatta go eat
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:57 PM
"Haha, no. Want me to tell you what kind of milk it is? You might be turned off." (edited)
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 05:57 PM
t!8ball do i sneak around the planet and steal everything i can?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:57 PM
🎱 | Yes, Tom Thompson.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:57 PM
I don't know.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:57 PM
t!8ball Is there a Llama with a scar on her shoulder on the planet?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:57 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Zander.
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 05:57 PM
(steals the woman's wallet )
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:57 PM
Is it llama milk or goat milk?
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:57 PM
t!8ball Is there a Llama with a scar on her shoulder on the planet?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:57 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Zander.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:58 PM
t!8ball As Ibraxas heads back to the ship, does a shadowy figure follow him?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 05:58 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Brakia.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:58 PM
"It's actually male Goama milk."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:59 PM
No thank you.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 05:59 PM
`I got the piece, guys. I'm headed back to the ship.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:59 PM
Get me some wine or vodka then.
Zander 04-Aug-18 05:59 PM
"I don't think you could handle our 'vodka'." (edited)
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 05:59 PM
How strong is it?
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:00 PM
"I mean, you have a Squoatling on your ship, right?"
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:00 PM
(finds a first victim and scares them by possessing a gun)
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:00 PM
Yeah, he drinks gasoline for a living.
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:00 PM
(as the run away i take there wallet)
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:01 PM
t!8ball Does Tom get put into a vacuum by a Goama guard?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:01 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:02 PM
t!8ball Does Seth order a round of vodka shots?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:02 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:02 PM
t!8ball Does Seth order a round of vodka shots?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:02 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Bagelwrecker.
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:03 PM
`well you got me but i must say its not me as my master seth has said before i am a slave he told me to do it its his fault not mine i was forced`
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:03 PM
(The guard goes over to the elf and shows him the vacuum.)
"This ghost said he's your slave."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:04 PM
God damnit ghost.
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:04 PM
`yes he is my master arest him for slavery`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:04 PM
I don't own slaves.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:04 PM
"He drinks gasoline for a living?!"
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:04 PM
Yeah, he beat a bunch of goblins.
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:04 PM
`sure how about we check the basement of the ship`
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:04 PM
"He tried shooting one of our civilians."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:05 PM
He's a bit cranky from the trip.
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:05 PM
t!8ball does the guard let the ghost go free and arrests seth for slavery? (edited)
t!8ball does the guard let the ghost go free and arrests seth for slavery?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:06 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Tom Thompson.
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:06 PM
t!8ball does the guard let the ghost go free and arrests seth for slavery?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:06 PM
🎱 | Yes, Tom Thompson.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:06 PM
t!8ball Does the guard arrest the ghost and let Seth go?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:06 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:06 PM
"I feel conflicted."
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:06 PM
t!8ball does the guard let the ghost go free and arrests seth for slavery?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:06 PM
🎱 | Yes, Tom Thompson.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:06 PM
t!8ball Does the guard arrest the ghost and let Seth go?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:06 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker.
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:07 PM
t!8ball does the guard let the ghost go free and arrests seth for slavery?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:07 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Tom Thompson.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:07 PM
t!8ball Does the guard arrest the ghost and let Seth go?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:07 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:07 PM
t!8ball Does the guard arrest the ghost and let Seth go?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:07 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:07 PM
t!8ball Does the guard arrest the ghost and let Seth go?
t!8ball Does the guard arrest the ghost and let Seth go?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:07 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Bagelwrecker.
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:07 PM
t!8ball does the guard let the ghost go free and arrests seth for slavery?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:07 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Tom Thompson.
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:07 PM
t!8ball does the guard let the ghost go free and arrests seth for slavery?
t!8ball does the guard let the ghost go free and arrests seth for slavery?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:07 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Tom Thompson.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:07 PM
t!8ball Does the guard arrest the ghost and let Seth go?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:07 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker.
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:07 PM
t!8ball does the guard let the ghost go free and arrests seth for slavery?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:08 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Tom Thompson.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:08 PM
t!8ball Does the guard arrest the ghost and let Seth go?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:08 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:08 PM
t!8ball Does the guard arrest the ghost and let Seth go?
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:08 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas order some of the vodka?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:08 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:08 PM
t!8ball Does the guard arrest the ghost and let Seth go?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:08 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Bagelwrecker.
🎱 | My reply is no, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:09 PM
"Seth, slavery is never an option. Whether it be on semi-permeable beings or not."
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:09 PM
`please arrest him he killed my famely and made me into a slave`
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:09 PM
"You're going into the slammer for 'three years' (obvious wink)." (edited)
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:09 PM
t!8ball Ibraxas confronted by the mysterious figure as he fixes the nav systems?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:09 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Brakia.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:09 PM
`All done.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:09 PM
Oh yeah.
Bye "slave"
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:10 PM
`"Are you Ibraxssasss?"`
`Who's asking?`
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:10 PM
"Let's get going. I'll see you later, Alli."
"Bye bye, Seth!"
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:10 PM
(posses a brick and breaks the ghost vacuum )
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:11 PM
Bye Bye Alli
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:11 PM
`"Floran wass given job to hunt Ibraxxxasss"`
`Well, then there's going to be a problem.`
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:12 PM
"Seriously, why do you have a ghost on your ship?"
"All they do is lie and cheat and steal."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:12 PM
He possesses a diamond I own.
The Walt Disney Diamond.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:13 PM
(Jim gets back tot he ship from loosing at the casinos)
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:13 PM
"I'm letting you off with a warning. Technically I need to 'arrest' you though.

"YOU'RE BEING PUT IN THE SLAMMER, ELF!"
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:13 PM
`yes and i am karma incarnated `
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:13 PM
`My luck is just ba--- the fuck happened?`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:13 PM
Ok honey.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:14 PM
(The guard drops Seth into a ball pit and pretends to lock the cage it's in.) (edited)
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:14 PM
`"Floran had job to do. Sssshe did it."`
`Jim. Little help?`
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:14 PM
`seth karma is up on you`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:14 PM
`Whats happening?`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:14 PM
Love you.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:14 PM
Kambras?
Is that you?
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:15 PM
`Jim, i need some help. She fucking stabbed me.` (edited)
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:16 PM
`Uh, guard can you help me out over here!`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:16 PM
t!8ball Does Seth leave the cell?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:16 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:16 PM
t!8ball Does Seth leave the cell?
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:16 PM
`jim you cant do it yourself?`
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:16 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:17 PM
Kambras!
"Emmett!"
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:17 PM
`"Move, robot. Floran'sss job does not concern you."` (edited)
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:17 PM
t!8ball Does Jim and the guard disarm the person attacking Ibraxas?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:17 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, TheBlade.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:17 PM
Hey Emmett, I'm back from my date.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:17 PM
Kambras is here!
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:18 PM
`Hey, watch it you clumsy guard!`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:18 PM
Hey woman I shot.
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:18 PM
t!8ball do i posses the knife and make it stab herself?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:18 PM
🎱 | Yes, Tom Thompson.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:20 PM
"Seth."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:20 PM
Yes?
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:20 PM
"I'm so sorry I didn't tell you beforehand."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:21 PM
It's alright, I'm sorry I shot you, I was trying to protect Emmett.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:22 PM
`"Floran doessss not need knife. Floran will kill you anywaysss."`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:23 PM
`Why does it always have to be the crazy ones?`
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:25 PM
I kinda knew to be honest.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:26 PM
My free credit score?
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:27 PM
We kinda did some things before that video, Seth.
"It was his first time though."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:28 PM
Good.
I will keep that holotape as a good memory.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:29 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas run over to the medbay and start wrapping up his wounds?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:29 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Zander.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:30 PM
"I mean, it's been so long, fellas. How's it been?"
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:30 PM
t!choose Floran Fights Jim | Floran chases Ibraxas
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:30 PM
🤔 | Brakia, I pick Floran Fights Jim!
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:30 PM
`Show me what cha got...`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:30 PM
It's been alright, just getting by.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:30 PM
`Floran will deal with you firsssst`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:31 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas suck his own penis and choke himself to death?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:31 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:31 PM
t!8ball Does Jim punch Floran?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:31 PM
🎱 | Most likely, TheBlade.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:31 PM
We have loads of more people on our ship.
Half of them don't do shit.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:32 PM
t!choose chest | left arm | head | right arm
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:32 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick right arm!
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:32 PM
`Augh. Floran won't like this. Robotss don't have any blood to ssspill.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:32 PM
I do all the shit.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:32 PM
Like, literally. He does shit.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:32 PM
`For the last time, i am not a robot.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:33 PM
Emmett has become lazy and only does some of the shit.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:33 PM
`Floran doesssn't care what you are. All you are to Floran issss prey.` (edited)
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:33 PM
"He's probably gotten lazy do to a lack of 'motivation'."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:34 PM
That's probably it. Give him some motivation later.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:34 PM
`You got one hell of a lisp there lady.`
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:34 PM
t!8ball do i go to leep?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:34 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Tom Thompson.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:35 PM
Guys, don't talk about me like this!
Tom Thompson 04-Aug-18 06:35 PM
`leeping isent my chose then `
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:36 PM
Shhhh my son.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:36 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas arm himself with a scalpel?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:36 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Zander.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:36 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas arm himself with a scalpel?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:36 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:37 PM
`I'm going to stab that bitch.`
t!8ball Does the Floran take out the gaurd?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:37 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Brakia.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:37 PM
"Dude, we're all friends here. No need to hide anything."
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:38 PM
`"Floran has no time for guardssss"` (edited)
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:38 PM
I dunno. Just a bit uncomfortable. I'm really happy seeing you again, but I'm just a little unused to... y'know.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:39 PM
You need some training again?
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:39 PM
Shut up Seth.
"You're a little nervous. I get it."
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:40 PM
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:40 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas put his head between his buttcheeks and fart in his face?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:40 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:40 PM
`Why did i do that.`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:42 PM
t!8ball Does Jim put Floran into a headlock?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:42 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, TheBlade.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:42 PM
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:42 PM
`Releassse me!`
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:42 PM
"Hey Seth."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:42 PM
10 likes and Jim rapes the floran
👍 4
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:43 PM
"Think I should carry Emmett like I used to?"
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:43 PM
`CALM DOWN LADY`
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:43 PM
`I will sssstab you!`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:43 PM
Dooo itt.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:44 PM
t!8ball Does Kambras pick up the goat?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:44 PM
🎱 | Yes, Zander.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:45 PM
This feels embarrassing. But also right.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:45 PM
t!8ball Does the floran escape the headlock and chase after Ibraxas?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:45 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Brakia.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:45 PM
"That's the spirit, you big baby."
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:45 PM
`I have a job to finisssh`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:45 PM
`Hey, GET BACK HERE`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:45 PM
t!8ball does Ibraxas choke on a fart cloud?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:45 PM
🎱 | Yes, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:45 PM
`I can't fucking breathe..` (edited)
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:46 PM
t!8ball Does the floran run into the medbay and do the Heimlich maneuver on Ibraxas?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:46 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Zander.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:47 PM
`I only get the money if i kill you.`
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:47 PM
"Are your arms still soft?"
I guess.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:47 PM
t!8ball Does jim find Floran and jump on her "GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT" style?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:47 PM
🎱 | Yes, TheBlade.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:47 PM
`STAND. THE. FUCK. DOWN.`
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:48 PM
`"Get off of me!"` (edited)
t!8ball Does the floran kick Jim off of her and kill Ibraxas?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:49 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Brakia.
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:50 PM
t!8ball t!8ball Does the floran kick Jim off of her and jump atop of Ibraxas?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:50 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:51 PM
`Why are you even doing this?`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:51 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas stab himself with the scalpel on accident?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:51 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:51 PM
`I need the money for- wait.`
`Sssshit!`
`He'ss dead.`
`There goesss my money.`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:53 PM
t!8ball Does Jim grab onto Floran and slap her three times?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:53 PM
🎱 | Most likely, TheBlade.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:54 PM
`Ow! Ssstop that, you asss!`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:54 PM
`WHY (slap) DID (Slap) YOU (Slap) DO THIS!?`
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:54 PM
`I needed the money! and, i may like murder a bit too much.`
`Well, murder and blood.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 06:56 PM
If you may excuse me, I have a date to go to.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:56 PM
`You are a fucking PLANT!`
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:56 PM
Do you want to join us on the ship?
"That's a trivial question, Emmett."
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:57 PM
`Do you even know what a floran isss?`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 06:57 PM
`I have over 12452 species in my database, Floran is one of them.`
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:58 PM
Why's that?
"I have daily work to do here before joining you guys, And I have to sign out." (edited)
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:58 PM
`Then you know that we are a race of hunterssss, with the only thing bigger than our combat knowledge, is our Bloodlust.` (edited)
Zander 04-Aug-18 06:58 PM
Work?
t!8ball Does the floran get comfy in the medbay?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 06:59 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 06:59 PM
`Thessse are nice chairsss`
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:00 PM
`but now i need money.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:00 PM
t!9ball butthole
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:00 PM
t!8ball Does the floran seek out Seth and Emmett?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:00 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:00 PM
t!butthole Butthole
t!8ball Does Seth go back on his date with the human?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:01 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:01 PM
t!8ball Does Seth go back on his date with the human?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:01 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:01 PM
"Yeah, we have these collars that forbid us from disobeying."
"They also make us happy. At least, I think they do."
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:01 PM
`Are you ssseth?` (edited)
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:02 PM
... We need to get you out of here.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:02 PM
Nope, wrong person.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:02 PM
`Hmm. Do you know where i can find either Sssseth or Emmett?`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:02 PM
I do not know of this guy named Seth, but he sounds like he's extremely handsome.
Emmett, is... busy.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:03 PM
`Well, i need a job.`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:03 PM
t!8ball Does Jim follow Floran into the building and tackle them from behind?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:03 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, TheBlade.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:03 PM
`Know anyone hiring?`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:04 PM
t!8ball does Jim follow floran into the building and tackle them from behind?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:04 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, TheBlade.
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:04 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett assist Kambras in her "work"?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:04 PM
🎱 | Yes, Zander.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:04 PM
`MOTHER FU-`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:04 PM
Oh hey Jim.
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:04 PM
Potato fields. Totally haven't seen this somewhere.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:04 PM
`This bitchy plant just killed Ibraxas!`
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:04 PM
`Get off of me, you ussseless pile of ssscrap!`
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:05 PM
"I need to get all of these rows done before sundown."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:05 PM
You mind having sex with that floran elsewhere? You're disturbing my date.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:05 PM
`SEX?!`
`HOW DARE YOU!`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:05 PM
`What? no!`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:05 PM
Jimmy boy, rape isn't nice.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:05 PM
`I am trying to KILL HER`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:05 PM
But why?
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:05 PM
`Get OFF ME!`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:06 PM
`SHE KILLED IBRAXAS`
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:06 PM
t!8ball Do security guards hear of the double rape and start running after Jim and his Floran?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:06 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Zander.
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:06 PM
t!8ball Do security guards hear of the double rape and start running after Jim and his Floran?
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:06 PM
`HE KILLED HIMSSSELF!` (edited)
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:06 PM
t!8ball Do security guards hear of the double rape and start running after Jim and his Floran?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:06 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:06 PM
Good, what a shitty mechanic.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:06 PM
`He killed himssself, and now i'm out of a job.` (edited)
`And thisss fucker won't leave me alone!`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:07 PM
"Get a room."
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:07 PM
I'm beat.
"Let's get going to the office."
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:08 PM
t!8ball Does she kick jim off of her? (edited)
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:08 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Brakia.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:08 PM
`Get OFF!`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:08 PM
`OW, WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY CROTCH`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:09 PM
Lack thereof
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:10 PM
`Anyway, are you hiring?`
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:10 PM
"Madam, I would like to check out of the planet. I found who I was looking for."
"I'm sorry Kambras, but I cannot let you do that."
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:11 PM
Considering you just killed our ship mate, we are hiring but... we'd have to talk to everyone
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:11 PM
What?
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:11 PM
An excerpt from the 1968 film "2001: A Space Odyssey" directed by Stanley Kubrick. Synopsis: Mankind finds a mysterious, obviously artificial, artifact burie...
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:11 PM
"That collar is your life support."
"Literally."
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:12 PM
`Well, that's good.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:12 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas's body get cleaned up?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:12 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:12 PM
Then fix her head, Squoat damnit!
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:12 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas's body get cleaned up?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:12 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:13 PM
"No need to be brash, sir. You'll need to wait in the medbay."
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:13 PM
t!8ball Does Jim headbutt the floran
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:13 PM
🎱 | Most likely, TheBlade.
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:13 PM
t!8ball Is the medbay unoccupied?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:13 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:13 PM
`OW! Fucking SSSSTOP!`
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:13 PM
t!8ball Is the medbay unoccupied?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:13 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:13 PM
Jim go away
I'm discussing business.
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:14 PM
Doctor, I'm curious why you didn't know this, but my er- Kambras here is still with a bullet in her brain.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:15 PM
t!8ball Does the floran properly introduce herself?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:15 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Brakia.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:15 PM
`Now, if you would ssstop, I believe an introduction isss needed.`
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:15 PM
"Sir, it's just too time consuming to help her."
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:16 PM
`My name isss SSSanya.`
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:16 PM
I have a fuckton of ducketts.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:16 PM
`You literaly just got a man killed.`
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:16 PM
"Ducketts? What are those?"
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:16 PM
K Sandyeah.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:16 PM
`Sssure.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:17 PM
Alright what are your skills and talents?
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:17 PM
They're a super valuable commodity in space. They allow you to pay for resources and labor.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:17 PM
under jim's breath `fucking commie`
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:17 PM
I'm a little surprised you didn't know this already.
"... This is news to me."
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:19 PM
`I'm a highly trained assassin.`
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:20 PM
Here. I'll give you 2,000 to start. Please fix her.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:20 PM
Hmm, Anything else?
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:20 PM
`You tried saving your target, then he stabed himself.`
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:20 PM
"You heard the goat. Get this out of me!"
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:21 PM
`I can ssstab real good.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:21 PM
Sounds good.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:21 PM
`Nice.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:21 PM
Are you ok with casual sex? Because I have it, a lot.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:21 PM
`Um. I'll have to decide later.`
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:21 PM
(Seth's date) "I'm a dude."
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:21 PM
`I cannot give you a clear answer.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:21 PM
I'm not asking to have sex with you.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:22 PM
`Oh thank god.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:22 PM
Just asking if you're ok with that.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:23 PM
`Wait, with me?`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:23 PM
No.
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:23 PM
t!8ball Does the surgery go as planned?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:23 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Zander.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:23 PM
`Ok cool.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:23 PM
I'm asking if you're fine with me having sex with other women during you're time on my ship.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:23 PM
`Yeah, i'm fine with that.`
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:23 PM
"I have a feeling this will take a while longer. I haven't done brain surgery in a while."
...
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:24 PM
`Just not on the kitchen table this time please..`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:24 PM
Too late Jim.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:24 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya head back to the ship?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:24 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:24 PM
t!8ball Does Tic Tac Head man appear and start screaming? (edited)
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:24 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:26 PM
Guys. I think Kambras might die. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:26 PM
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:26 PM
t!8ball Does Jim run twoards the guy and uppercut him in the chin?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:26 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, TheBlade.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:27 PM
t!8ball does jim run dwoards the guy and uppercut him the chin?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:27 PM
🎱 | Yes, TheBlade.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:27 PM
RIP
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:27 PM
Turns out the bullet wasn't taken out.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:27 PM
`Don't do that again, or it will be harder next time`
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:28 PM
t!8ball Does it take a few hours for the surgery to finish?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:28 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
🆙 | Zander leveled up!
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:29 PM
t!choose 1 hour | 2 Hour | 13 hour | Dead | 43 hours | 24 hours |
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:29 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick 1 hour!
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:30 PM
How're you feeling, Kam?
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:30 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas come back to life and start screaming at Emmett?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:30 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:30 PM
t!8ball Does Ibraxas come back to life and start screaming at Emmett?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:30 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:31 PM
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:31 PM
t!8ball does Jim restrain Sayna in a room?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:31 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, TheBlade.
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:32 PM
t!8ball does jim restrain sayna in a room?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:32 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, TheBlade.
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:32 PM
"Who's talking to me?"
It's me.
Emmett. (edited)
t!8ball Does Kambras remember him?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:32 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:33 PM
"You're back, Emmett!"
Yeah. I am. We need to get you out of here.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:34 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya try to reconcile with Jim?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:34 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:34 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett start screaming like little baby?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:34 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:35 PM
I'm not crying, I swear.
"Oh, come here, you little fuzzball."
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:36 PM
`SSSSo, do you guysss ussse commsss to talk to each other or...?` (edited)
`Cuz if ssso, i'll need a comm.` (edited)
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:36 PM
t!8ball Does jim start re-modleing the storage room for a makeshift cell?
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:36 PM
🎱 | Most likely, TheBlade.
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:36 PM
:warby:
Zander 04-Aug-18 07:37 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett come back to the ship with a freed Kambras? (edited)
Tatsumaki 04-Aug-18 07:37 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Zander.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:37 PM
`What'ssss the cell for?`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:37 PM
`oh you know, people who make me angry from time to time`
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:38 PM
`Aren't you a sssnippy one.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:38 PM
Jim, fix the navigation system.
And be nice to the new intern.
Brakia 04-Aug-18 07:39 PM
`Intern, huh? I guessss i can work my way up.`
TheBlade 04-Aug-18 07:39 PM
`Ill be right on it in a sec`
Bagelwrecker 04-Aug-18 07:43 PM
Space Rule 39: No fucking without bucking (edited)
Bagelwrecker 09-Aug-18 01:22 PM
t!8ball does Sanya die of aids then get revived?
Tatsumaki 09-Aug-18 01:22 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 09-Aug-18 01:22 PM
t!8ball does Sanya die of aids and then get revived? (edited)
Tatsumaki 09-Aug-18 01:22 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 09-Aug-18 01:23 PM
@Brakia Rip Sandyeah.
Brakia 09-Aug-18 01:23 PM
why
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:05 PM
, (edited)
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:05 PM
`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:05 PM
` nut
`
nut
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:05 PM
``
`wow`
wow
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:06 PM
ah, yes
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:06 PM
`Thisss isss a niccce sssship`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:07 PM
Thank you.
I had to kill a man for it.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:07 PM
`Itsss an old model, right?` (edited)
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:07 PM
`I thought you paid a guy for it?`
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:07 PM
Vintage, actually.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:08 PM
Nah, we did a bounty mission for this ship.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:08 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya explore all the bedrooms, looking for one that suits her?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:08 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Brakia.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:09 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya Check all the bedrooms for one that she likes?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:09 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Brakia.
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:09 PM
`Wait since when did someone give Sanya the "ok" to just be here?`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:09 PM
I did.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:09 PM
`Sssssincce I got hired.`
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:09 PM
Kambras, you'll be residing in here.
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:09 PM
`Still not over the fact that she literaly KILLED our last engineer!`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:10 PM
Considering we lost a crew member through suicide, he'll be replaced by her.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:10 PM
`I don't know jack about engineering.`
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:10 PM
`...as they prove my point..` (edited)
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:11 PM
`I like thisss room.`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:11 PM
Meh, Emmett knows enough.
Emmett learned enough from me and our last 2 engineers.
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:12 PM
`It was the same guy..`
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:12 PM
🆙 | TheBlade leveled up!
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:12 PM
What are you saying about me?
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:12 PM
`Why do you guys let everyone on this ship?`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:12 PM
t!8ball Do I start a party to coumarate our new crew member and so Seth can get some ass?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:12 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:13 PM
`Were you guys even the original explorers?` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:13 PM
Yes.
It started off with Emmett and I.
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:14 PM
`Well if its a party you want...`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:14 PM
Let's go.
We got 40 people on the ship, Emmett launch now.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:15 PM
Off to PartyCity--I mean, Party Planet.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:15 PM
Hell yeah.
Now if you don't mind me I got women to fuck.
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:16 PM
t!8ball Does Jim get the cell finished?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:16 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, TheBlade.
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:16 PM
t!8ball Does Jim get the cell finished?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:16 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, TheBlade.
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:17 PM
`This damn cell would be finished if you guys hadn't lost our engineer`
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:17 PM
epic
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:17 PM
`A cccell huh? for who?`
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:17 PM
An elvish year is 2.89 Earth years.
A GUY is 9.65 Earth years.
A GUY is 3.36 Elvish years.
An Elvish year is 0.3 GUYs.
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:17 PM
I love the fact that my character is basicly Robo-cop
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:18 PM
Pinned a message.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:18 PM
i’d join if i wasn’t at chick-fil-a
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:19 PM
wait, one of the new characters could be the AI i have
remember the android i have?
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:21 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett end up landing at the planet yet? (edited)
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:21 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Zander.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:21 PM
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:21 PM
Man, it's been a while since I danced like this.
Emmett, we need to have more parties.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:22 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya set up her stuff in her new room? (edited)
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:22 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:22 PM
t!8ball do we land at a never ending party planet?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:22 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:23 PM
t!8ball Does Jim convince Sanya that the cell is her new room?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:23 PM
🎱 | It is certain, TheBlade.
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:23 PM
`Ill get your stuff in your room, Sanya.`
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:23 PM
`I already have a room.`
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:24 PM
t!8ball Are we on the planet yet?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:24 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Zander.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:24 PM
t!8ball Are we on the planet yet?
t!8ball Are we on the planet yet?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:24 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:24 PM
Jesus christ...
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:24 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya drop her stuff in her Actual room? (edited)
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:24 PM
🎱 | Yes, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:25 PM
Ok party people, off the ship now!
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:25 PM
`I'm fine. I'll jusssst be here.` (edited)
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:25 PM
t!8ball does Iris decide to introduce herself to the hosts?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:25 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Jelsafan0.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:25 PM
Think these guys have some grass?
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:25 PM
They may have some of my grass.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:25 PM
Hello. Might I assume you are the hosts of this party?
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:26 PM
I need it for my brew.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:26 PM
You assumed right.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:26 PM
`Who are you?`
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:27 PM
My name is Iris. It’s a nice party.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:27 PM
Don't be rude my plant based friend, she's one of the party guests.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:27 PM
You look like Seth but female.
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:27 PM
`That wont end well`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:27 PM
I always wanted to do myself.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:27 PM
That's some existential shit there.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:27 PM
Pardon? (edited)
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:28 PM
`That'sss kinda weird, Sssseth.`
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:28 PM
Iris, meet Seth. Seth meet Iris.
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:28 PM
`Don't listen to Seth, he talks with this own dick in his mouth sometimes` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:28 PM
Emmett, can you make me a cocktail?
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:28 PM
A pleasure to meet you, Seth.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:28 PM
I'm Emmett. If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:28 PM
Pleasure is all mine.
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:29 PM
`Wait, why are we heading back into the ship, we are on a PARTY-PLANET`
`Lets have some fun people!`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:29 PM
t!8ball Does Seth take a seat in a naturally grown couch?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:29 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:29 PM
t!8ball Does Seth take a seat in a naturally grown couch?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:29 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:29 PM
The planet is literally just a residential frat-sobriety neighborhood.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:29 PM
Heyo.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:30 PM
University students. They just like partying when someone hosts.
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:30 PM
`Why the hell is called Party Planet then....`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:30 PM
Been a while since I've been to a frat party, like maybe 91 Years.
Or so.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:30 PM
Damn, you're old.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:30 PM
`Naturaly grown couchessss? I didn't know that thisss planet wasss sssso eco-friendly. I like it.`
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:30 PM
I’m not one for loud parties, actually. I’m afraid my friend dragged me here, and then ditched me.
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:30 PM
`I thought this would be some sort of 24/7 rave shit or something..`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:30 PM
Don't worry, you can stick around with us. We'll try not to bite
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:31 PM
Jim looks at his clothing
`Actualy now that i think about it, maybe i should change..`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:31 PM
Jim, go borrow one of my suits, you freaking all the kids out.
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 02:31 PM
`Or not.`
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:31 PM
Thank you very much for your kindness.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:32 PM
It's no problem, we elves have to stick together.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:32 PM
So, who’s the new gal?
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:32 PM
Well, considering my archidemon half, that normally does not apply to me.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:32 PM
Ah well, I don't discriminate.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:33 PM
My name is Iris. A pleasure to meet you.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:33 PM
Think I should put some grass in your cocktail, Seth?
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:33 PM
Nah.
I'm not looking to get high right now.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:33 PM
Yeah, nice to meetcha. I’m Garrick.
I’m sans.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:33 PM
SpaceAIDs then.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:33 PM
Oh please no.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:35 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett brew himself some strong Squoatling-styled vodka?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:35 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Zander.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:35 PM
Well, it's not strong.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:35 PM
Emmett, you trying to bootleg?
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:36 PM
`Can i take a sssswig?`
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:36 PM
Would smell like pork otherwise.
It could potentially knock you out from a glass. Try a sip if you want.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:36 PM
Mind finishing up that cocktail for me? I'm dying of thirst here.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:37 PM
I rarely drink, myself. (edited)
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:37 PM
`I'm a plant. I don't have to worry about sssilly thingssss like the effectsss of Alcohol. ` (edited)
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:37 PM
Take this, Seth.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:38 PM
Ah thank you Emmett, you always make the best cocktails.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:38 PM
Who’s this other green lady I haven’t met?
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:38 PM
You take after your mother.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:38 PM
Do I?
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:38 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya take a swig of off-brand Squotling Vodka?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:38 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Brakia.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:38 PM
t!8bal
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:38 PM
Your mom was great with making cocktails.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:38 PM
t!8ball t!8ball
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:38 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, [RP]retribution.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:38 PM
Such talent and creativity.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:38 PM
I didn't really know her much.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:39 PM
Me neither.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:39 PM
Well I got to know her and your father over the 16 years I protected your family.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:39 PM
That is quite some time.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:40 PM
`I'm gonna go find sssomeone to ssstab. I'll be back.` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:40 PM
Well, hitchhiking on ships gives you quite a lot of time.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:40 PM
Interesting.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:41 PM
Anyone else want some brew?
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:41 PM
t!8ball does Iris decide to get something to drink, despite not liking to drink much?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:41 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Jelsafan0.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:41 PM
How strong is it?
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:41 PM
Sure.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:41 PM
I suppose I’ll have some. You only live once, after all.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:41 PM
t!8ball Does Seth finish his cocktail?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:41 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:42 PM
I literally have nothing to lose.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:42 PM
t!8ball Does Seth finish his cocktail?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:42 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:42 PM
This is like, a 6 on the galactic alcohol scale.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:42 PM
I don’t even know what that is.
To be fair, I don’t even know what the normal alcohol scale is.
Zander 18-Aug-18 02:43 PM
This is like a 4 for the Vortox scale. (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:43 PM
Right...
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:43 PM
So really strong, I'd be careful.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:43 PM
It couldn’t hurt to try it at least once.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:44 PM
Of course not, just don't be surprised if you get your socks knocked off.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:44 PM
Noted.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:45 PM
`I'm back. No one wanted to be ssstabed, ssso...`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:45 PM
Emmett has drank gasoline before, so I'm sure he'll be fine.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:45 PM
`Oh. Are we getting the new girl drunk? `
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:45 PM
What does gasoline taste like?
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:45 PM
@Treydel (Retribution)
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:45 PM
I presume so.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:46 PM
do turn
Nothing bad with a little drink now and again Sandyeah.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:46 PM
`It'sss Ssssanya`
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:46 PM
t!8ball does garrick get a drink
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:46 PM
🎱 | Yes, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:47 PM
great
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:47 PM
That's what I said, Ssssandyeah.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:47 PM
Ssssssssssssstop hissing. (edited)
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:47 PM
`Ssscrew you guysss.` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:48 PM
I'm joking around, come and chill with us.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:48 PM
Hey, don’t look at me. Seth did it first.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:48 PM
We don't get to party everyday you know.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:48 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya Sit and have a drink with the crew?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:48 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Brakia.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:48 PM
`Nah. I'll jussst sssit with you guyss.`
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:49 PM
t!8ball does Iris get super drunk?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:49 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:49 PM
Wowww... I can’t feel my toes! Hahahhahaha!
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:49 PM
`Hey, I think the new chick can hold her drinksss.`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:49 PM
I'm gonna go dance, you wanna join me Iris?
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:50 PM
Are you... gonna be alright?
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:50 PM
hahahhaha, sure! Sounds fun to me!
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:50 PM
`Sssseth, watch yourssself.`
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:50 PM
she’s just laughing constantly
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:50 PM
I'll be safe.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:50 PM
`I'm not worried about you.`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:50 PM
t!8ball do they do the boogie woogie?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:50 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:51 PM
Hahahahahaha... hahahhahahhahahhahaha!!
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:51 PM
t!choose Dab | Chicken Dance | Robot | Break Dance | Waltz |
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:51 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick Dab!
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:52 PM
`Are they... Dabbing?`
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:52 PM
What are you two even doing?
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:52 PM
pffftahahhahaha! This is- we are dabbing! Ahahahhahahaha! (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:52 PM
Pffft. It’s hilarious.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:53 PM
I gotta keep a lady happy.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:53 PM
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:54 PM
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Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:54 PM
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Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:55 PM
t!choose Bursts out crying | decides to do the tango
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:55 PM
🤔 | Jelsafan0, I pick Bursts out crying!
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:55 PM
Oh shit, what's wrong Iris?
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:55 PM
Sheesh...
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:55 PM
`Oh great, Ssseth made her cry. Niccce job.`
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:55 PM
M-my daddy doesn’t love meeeeeee!!!
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:56 PM
Oh god.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:56 PM
`Oh no.`
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:56 PM
t!choose is suddenly fine | continues to wail
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:56 PM
🤔 | Jelsafan0, I pick continues to wail!
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:56 PM
Aughhhhhh!!!
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:57 PM
You want me to go beat up your "Daddy"?
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:57 PM
b-but my daddy’s an archidemonnnn!
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:57 PM
No biggy.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:58 PM
But he’s my daddy...
Brakia 18-Aug-18 02:58 PM
`No! No, we're good.`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:58 PM
Well, we can make him love you instead.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 02:58 PM
Yeeeahhh... I’m not dealing with someone else’s family issues.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 02:58 PM
Whatever, I'll deal with it.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:59 PM
t!choose is suddenly fine | becomes incredibly happy with no warning
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 02:59 PM
🤔 | Jelsafan0, I pick becomes incredibly happy with no warning!
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 02:59 PM
Thank youuuuuu!
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:00 PM
It's no problem, let's keep dancing.
You wanna tango or do the waltz?
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:00 PM
tango! Let’s tango!
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:00 PM
Sounds good, I was taught how to tango by my mother.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:01 PM
I think her drinking was a bad idea.
Personally.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:01 PM
hehhe, yaaayyy! This is the most fun I’ve had since I was seven years old!
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:01 PM
Hey! DJ, change the song to something a little slower.
t!8ball Does the DJ comply?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:02 PM
🎱 | Yes, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:03 PM
oooh, this song is so prettyyyyy.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:03 PM
The DJ has a good taste in slow music.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:03 PM
Mmhmm!
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:03 PM
`I alwayss dissliked ssslow music.`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:04 PM
Well, it's good for slow dancing like this.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:04 PM
Yeah! Super fun!
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:05 PM
I thought I was 80 years too old to dance, but hey here I am.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:06 PM
hehe! Mom always told me not to drink, but it’s so much better like this!
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:07 PM
Don't drink all the time though, else you'll end up a homeless vagrant.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:07 PM
`How old isss Ssshe? Like, mental age?`
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:07 PM
ooookayyyy.
I’m 18!
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:08 PM
I hope your dad doesn't get mad with me.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:09 PM
my dad can’t get mad. He can’t feel anything at all anymore.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:09 PM
Well, that's both sad and sorta good I guess?
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:09 PM
Guess so!
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:09 PM
Cool.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:10 PM
Man, it's getting late.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:10 PM
I guess? (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:10 PM
Eh.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:10 PM
I'll be right back, I'm going to go make me another cocktail.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:10 PM
I just woke up like an hour ago.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:10 PM
ooh! Ooh! Get one for me!
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:11 PM
Absolutely. Be back in 5 or so minutes.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:11 PM
okie dokie loki!
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:11 PM
t!8ball Does Seth make a classic elven cocktail?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:11 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:12 PM
I must say, being on other planets is weird.
Even though I’ve been with you guys for a while.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:13 PM
I guess. It’s fun, though!
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:13 PM
Alright I'm back, I made two elven cocktails.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:13 PM
ooh, it’s been forever since I’ve had one of those! Pass!
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:13 PM
Here you go.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:14 PM
mm, it’s so good!
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:14 PM
Well I used to be a bartender back at my home planet.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:14 PM
ooh, cool!
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:14 PM
(Coming from his room, seeing the ship packed.) Holy shit.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:15 PM
Lots of women loved my specialty.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:15 PM
I used to be a renowned thief back at my home planet.
Basically the only thing I did for fun.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:16 PM
I get my dick a little wet and then I find my house to be crowded with young people.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:17 PM
`I'm Sssorry?`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:17 PM
Which planet are you from Iris?
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:17 PM
oh.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:17 PM
Oh.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:18 PM
erm, I’m from... hmmm... we moved a lot, so... I’m not sure?
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:18 PM
Sanya, do you even know what mammal biology is?
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:18 PM
Mmmm.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:18 PM
Or do I need to teach you something on the matter?
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:18 PM
Phew I'm getting a little tired.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:19 PM
`I know the quickesst way to kill a mammal.`
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:19 PM
Then go to sleep.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:19 PM
`But not much more than that.`
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:19 PM
I'm talking about reproduction and crap.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:19 PM
SHhhhhhhhh Emmett.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:19 PM
`Yeah, i don't know much about that. Sssorry.`
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:20 PM
Emmett.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:20 PM
aw man. I don’t have a ride home.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:20 PM
No.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:20 PM
I mean, if you were that curious, I could show you something. Completely platonic.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:20 PM
Ha! I haven’t been home in weeks.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:20 PM
Where is your home located, I'll take you home.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:20 PM
oh! I uh... I actually.... I don’t....
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:21 PM
Are you homeless?
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:21 PM
I... don’t.... remember.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:21 PM
Shit.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:21 PM
Just get a house somewhere.
Easy.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:21 PM
I’ve been here for a really long time.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:21 PM
`I'm not that curiousss.`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:21 PM
Emmett, we're going on a scavenger hunt for this woman's home.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:21 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett check on his brew while talking to the plant, seeing how it has been severely modified?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:21 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:22 PM
I need to test this.
Mostly for safety reasons.
Oh crap.
That's bad.
Like, 8 or 9 kind-of bad.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:23 PM
Huh? What’s wrong?
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:23 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya check the drink?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:23 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Brakia.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:24 PM
`That ssseemsss like your problem.`
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:25 PM
Don't drink this.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:25 PM
t!8ball Does Seth and Iris go looking for her house?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:25 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:25 PM
This is coma-worthy.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:25 PM
`Coma?`
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:26 PM
Can she even go into a coma, she’s a plant.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:26 PM
Like really long period of hibernation.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:26 PM
Granted, I’ve only met a few plant people in my life.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:26 PM
`Ahh, I sssee.`
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:26 PM
that doesn’t sound good.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:26 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett grab his brew and push his way out of the ship?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:26 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Zander.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:27 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett grab his brew and push his way out of the ship?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:27 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:27 PM
Emmett'll be fine drinking it though.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:27 PM
Out of the way.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:28 PM
t!8ball Does the brew burn through the ground?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:28 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Brakia.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:31 PM
I'm drinking this.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:31 PM
t!8ball Does Seth and Iris go back to Seth's room?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:31 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:32 PM
t!8ball Does Seth bring Iris to the hypersleep chamber while Emmett gets wasted?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:32 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Zander.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:32 PM
t!8ball Does Seth bring Iris to the hypersleep chamber while Emmett gets wasted?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:32 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Zander.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:32 PM
t!8ball did Iris’ home planet blow up
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:32 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:32 PM
I... i remembered what happened....
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:32 PM
Oh yeah.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:33 PM
What happened?
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:33 PM
there... was an accident. In the mines...
it’s... gone now.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:33 PM
Time to be Squoat's child.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:34 PM
Oh damn, that's horrible
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:34 PM
I AM TELLING YOU ALL TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WORSHIP THE ONE AND ONLY SQUOAT.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:35 PM
...
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:35 PM
I remember hearing about that on the news a while back.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:35 PM
I HAVE A GUN FOR ANY NON... uh...
Eh, screw you all.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:35 PM
I’m the only one who made it out in time. (edited)
as far as I know, anyways. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:36 PM
Oh that sucks.
Ruined my boner.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:37 PM
I'm getting on the ship.
And I am getting a piggyback ride.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:37 PM
Huh? Piggyback ride?
Did somebody say piggyback ride??
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:39 PM
What
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:39 PM
I heard the words piggyback ride.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:40 PM
Give me a pigg-uhg-piggyback ride.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:40 PM
"Go away creep."
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:40 PM
aw man. I thought I was gonna get a piggyback ride.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:41 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett pull out his crossbow?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:41 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Zander.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:41 PM
Fuck you too.
Move out the way, I need my shit
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:42 PM
Okay...
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:42 PM
Emmett gets angry like this when he drinks heavily.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:42 PM
Oh, okay.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:42 PM
`Oh, ssso thatsss why he'ss acting weird` (edited)
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:43 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett come back out of the captain's quarters with a tribal mask on and his crossbow on his back?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:43 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:43 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett come back out of the captain's quarters with a tribal mask on and his crossbow on his back?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:43 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:44 PM
t!8ball Does Naked tribal emmett scare away the party?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:44 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Brakia.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:45 PM
If I don't get my piggy back, I am going to start another Vortoxicaust.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:45 PM
`A what?`
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:45 PM
t!8ball does that scare Iris enough to give him a piggyback ride?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:45 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Jelsafan0.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:45 PM
A Squoaticide.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:45 PM
t!8ball does that scare Iris enough to give him a piggyback ride?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:45 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:46 PM
oh.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:46 PM
Half Seth girl. How do you do it?
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:46 PM
`Oh. Isss thiss the affectsss of alcohol?` (edited)
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:46 PM
do what?
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:47 PM
It affects people in different ways.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:47 PM
How are you sso cool?
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:47 PM
Huh? I’m cool?
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:47 PM
She has some elf in her, that's how she's so cool. (edited)
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:49 PM
Elves are gay.
I mean, sshe's pretty hot.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:49 PM
I’m also half archidemon, if that helps?
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:49 PM
I'm a demon, if you get what I mean (Hearty Laugh)
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:50 PM
`You guysss are going to freak her out.`
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:50 PM
Huh? I didn’t know you were part demon.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:50 PM
Fuck off, you plant prick. I'm married.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:50 PM
Always knew Emmett could show off his lady killing skills, just go along with it Iris.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:51 PM
YEah. These horns are those of the Squevil.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:51 PM
`Everyone'sss drunk. Thisss isss jussst great.`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:52 PM
Get drunk with us loser.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:52 PM
`I'm not sssure i could. I could try.`
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:53 PM
that sounds cool. It’s nice to have my half-archidemonic side in common with someone for once!
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:53 PM
Boop.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:53 PM
oh!
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:54 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya have a drink or two?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:54 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Brakia.
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:54 PM
But yeah. I'm committed to some universe llama woman.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:54 PM
t!8ball does garrick eat babie
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:54 PM
🎱 | Most likely, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:54 PM
ok
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:54 PM
`Ssscrew it. Sssomeone hand me a drink.`
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:54 PM
GARRICK, STOP EATING THE UTERUS OF THE NEWLY IMPREGNATED.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:55 PM
Okay.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:55 PM
???
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:55 PM
I don’t know??
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:56 PM
`Hey Ssseth, can you make me a drink? I heard you were pretty good at it.`
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:56 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett take off his shirt out of feeling hot?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 03:56 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:56 PM
He is!
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:56 PM
We need to get these kids out.
The adults need to wrestle.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:57 PM
Maybe. I think I wanna wrestle first.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 03:57 PM
`I need a drink.`
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:57 PM
You're gonna miss your score, headass.
Setth
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 03:58 PM
what’s going on?
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 03:58 PM
I’m just gonna. Leave now.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 03:58 PM
What's up?
Zander 18-Aug-18 03:59 PM
Garrick, go make us some footballs in a bun or whatever.
If I'm going down, I need one of those for my brew.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 04:00 PM
t!8ball Does Seth make 3 cocktails?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 04:00 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 04:00 PM
t!8ball Does Seth make 3 cocktails?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 04:00 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 04:00 PM
Here Sanya.
Zander 18-Aug-18 04:00 PM
Hey guys
This is where my stash of grass is
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 04:00 PM
Here you go Iris.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 04:00 PM
`Thanksss. Bottomsss up, i guesss`
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 04:01 PM
ooh, yay! Cheers, Sanya!
Zander 18-Aug-18 04:01 PM
Right under Sanya's bed
Brakia 18-Aug-18 04:02 PM
`What'sss under my bed now?` (edited)
Zander 18-Aug-18 04:02 PM
There's also some of Seth's embarrassing porn magazines that I'm going to show to Iris in a bit
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 04:02 PM
Go ahead.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 04:02 PM
That-
I-
...
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 04:03 PM
Maybe we'll have the same interests.
Zander 18-Aug-18 04:03 PM
They have images of that time you got dommed by that hideous glob princess
Brakia 18-Aug-18 04:03 PM
`What'sss porn? Ssso many mammal cusssstomsss. How am i gonna learn all of thessse?`
Zander 18-Aug-18 04:04 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett show Sanya the magazine as more people start to leave?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 04:04 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Zander.
Zander 18-Aug-18 04:04 PM
This is Seth's micropenis (edited)
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 04:04 PM
"Doesn't look very micro to me"
Brakia 18-Aug-18 04:04 PM
`Hm. Are they all that sssmall?`
Zander 18-Aug-18 04:04 PM
Its Microsoft
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 04:05 PM
At least I didn't fuck a goblin.
Zander 18-Aug-18 04:05 PM
Here is when get got that footlong sub implanted to his weinie
(Emmett starts to puke.)
Fridge me man.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 04:06 PM
`Eww.`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 04:07 PM
Iris you wanna head back to my room? (edited)
Zander 18-Aug-18 04:07 PM
Hey Santa?
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 04:07 PM
Huh? What for?
Brakia 18-Aug-18 04:08 PM
`Yeah?`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 04:08 PM
Just to get away from the two creeps looking at porn. Unless you want to, I don't mind.
Zander 18-Aug-18 04:08 PM
Your petals are showing. Heheh.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 04:08 PM
sounds fun to me!
Brakia 18-Aug-18 04:09 PM
`I'm blooming! I'm Blooming!`
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 04:10 PM
Hot.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 04:10 PM
`Quick, What colors are my petalsss?`
Zander 18-Aug-18 04:10 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett crawl up the floran's back and sniff the blooming flower?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 04:10 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Zander.
Zander 18-Aug-18 04:10 PM
You smell like vanilla.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 04:11 PM
`What are you doing?`
t!8ball Does Sanya get up to look at her petal's colors?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 04:13 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Brakia.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 04:13 PM
Hey, what'd I miss?
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 04:13 PM
t!8ball Does Seth seduce Iris and have sex with her?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 04:13 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 18-Aug-18 04:13 PM
`Ooh, they're blood red. Very pretty.`
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 04:13 PM
...You're gonna do that right here, in the middle of everyone?
Zander 18-Aug-18 04:13 PM
This flower is the only thing preventing me from feeling like shit.
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 04:14 PM
I mean why not?
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 04:14 PM
no.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 04:14 PM
Uh. Alright.
I can't exactly stop you.
Well, I could.
Zander 18-Aug-18 04:15 PM
And I mean, Seth likes to violate my shit anyways.
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 04:15 PM
t!8ball does Iris fall asleep on Seth’s bed?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 04:15 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Jelsafan0.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 04:15 PM
gotem
squoat 'em
Jelsafan0 18-Aug-18 04:15 PM
Sorry
Guess she’s asleep
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 04:15 PM
:madman:
oh right
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 04:16 PM
t!8ball do I fall asleep?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 04:16 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 04:16 PM
nice
Bagelwrecker 18-Aug-18 04:16 PM
t!8ball do I fall asleep?
t!8ball do I fall asleep?
Tatsumaki 18-Aug-18 04:16 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 18-Aug-18 04:17 PM
space guideline #85: (edited)
that's not really a rule
just a guideline
TheBlade 18-Aug-18 06:37 PM
I just read throug the last bit....
this is what happens when i am not here
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:07 PM
t!8ball 8ball is Emmett resting his cheek on Sanya's flowery head?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:07 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Zander.
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:07 PM
t!8ball is Emmett resting his cheek on Sanya's flowery head?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:07 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:07 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett resting his cheek on Sanya's flowery head?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:07 PM
🎱 | Yes, Zander.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:07 PM
`Can sssomeone get thisss guy off me?`
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:09 PM
This is pretty comfy.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:10 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett spend the entire episode on Sanya's back?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:10 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Brakia.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:12 PM
t!8ball does asier get out of bed to join the crew
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:12 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:12 PM
wassup everybody
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:12 PM
`Who are you?`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:12 PM
t!8ball Do I wake up?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:12 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:12 PM
the janitor I guess
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:12 PM
t!8ball Do I wake up?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:12 PM
🎱 | Yes, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:13 PM
`Huh. Can you get thisss guy off me?`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:13 PM
What is up my homeslices?
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:14 PM
`He'sss not getting off my back.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:14 PM
Best sex I had in a while.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:14 PM
yeah sure I can try. Will swords separate you two?
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:15 PM
`I'm not sssure.`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:15 PM
I bet some cleaning product in the eyes will get him off (edited)
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:16 PM
Don't kill him.
Or blind him.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:16 PM
`No chemicalsss, pleassse.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:16 PM
Or mortally wound.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:16 PM
`Thossse thingsss harm usss.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:17 PM
A little bit of pesticides won't hurt would it?
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:17 PM
hmm... Sorry, "not mortally wounding" isn't in my current skill set.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:17 PM
`Then why are you the janitor?`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:17 PM
not my decision
the Dragon made me do it
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:18 PM
Well dragon dead.
So go eat his body.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:18 PM
no thanks?
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:18 PM
You don't get a choice go clean that body.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:19 PM
it's been there for weeks
I'm not touching that
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:19 PM
`What dragon are you guysss talking about`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:19 PM
you know
The dead one
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:19 PM
No I'm talking about the human dragon thing.
With the retarded robot arm.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:19 PM
yeah him
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:19 PM
`Oh, You're talking about Ibraxasss?` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:20 PM
Body is in the medic room, go clean it.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:20 PM
nope
yeah ok
I suppose
Enchantingtable2013 19-Aug-18 02:20 PM
t!8ball Do I wake up feeling like a disciple?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:20 PM
🎱 | Yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 19-Aug-18 02:21 PM
Woah, I feel holy.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:21 PM
`Who are you people?`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:22 PM
your worst nightmare
also outlaws
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:22 PM
t!8ball Does the crew set off from the party planet?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:22 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Brakia.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:23 PM
t!8ball Does the crew leave the party planet?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:23 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:24 PM
t!8ball does the crew leave the party planet
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:24 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:24 PM
t!8ball please
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:24 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:25 PM
time to get off this planet I've never seen
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:25 PM
`How many more people are on thisss Ssship?`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:25 PM
I don't know. A lot?
Enchantingtable2013 19-Aug-18 02:27 PM
t!8ball Do I all of a sudden start rehearsing all the Commandments?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:27 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:27 PM
About 15.
t!8ball Does Seth drunkenly pilot the ship?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:27 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:28 PM
`Ssseth, ssshould you be driving?`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:28 PM
Seth, get away from the cockpit you're going to kill us
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:28 PM
It's my ship, and I'll do what I want.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:28 PM
I thought it was emmets ship
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:28 PM
Incorrect.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:29 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya sober Seth up forcefully?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:29 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Brakia.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:30 PM
`Ssseth, you're going to kill usss all. Come here.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:30 PM
Fuck off plant prick.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:30 PM
`Ssseth, I will ssstab you. Come sssmell my flower.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:30 PM
I've piloted many ships drunk before and I'll do it again.
Fuck off plant prick, I don't wanna get pollinated.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:31 PM
`Sssmell my damn flower before you kill usss all!`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:31 PM
ok the body is cleaned up.
what is happening in here
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:31 PM
Good.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:31 PM
`He won't sssober up!`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:32 PM
Now Asier hand me a glass of water I'm gonna show you guys a trick.
I call this asteroid hopping.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:32 PM
you're going to spill it everywhere
thenI'll have to clean it up
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:32 PM
Nah, that's the trick, you're not supposed to spill it.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:33 PM
t!8ball does sanya catch Seth by surprise and shove the flower in his face
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:33 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, PlasmaPerson.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:33 PM
`We're going to die.`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:33 PM
t!8ball does Iris wake up now?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:33 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:34 PM
ow... my head... what happened last night, if I may ask?
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:34 PM
You got a little bit drunk.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:34 PM
oh boy, another new face
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:34 PM
oh, no...
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:34 PM
`You fell asssleep in Ssseth'sss bed.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:34 PM
Have a cup of water or two.
I also fell asleep in my bed.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:35 PM
Oh, *no*...
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:35 PM
not again
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:36 PM
I am terribly sorry for my behavior last night. I have no idea what I was thinking, drinking with strangers.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:36 PM
It's no problem, you looked like you had fun.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:36 PM
well, get used to it. This place is crazy.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:36 PM
`Well, it'sss too late to head back now. We've already left.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:37 PM
Well I mean she's homeless so it doesn't matter. (edited)
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:37 PM
I told you about that?
Enchantingtable2013 19-Aug-18 02:37 PM
t!8ball Do I start reciting prayers to the avian god in 10 different languages?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:37 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Enchantingtable2013.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:37 PM
¬
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:37 PM
Yep.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:38 PM
I... am so incredibly sorry.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:38 PM
Г_Г
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:38 PM
t!8ball Does Seth take a sleep-b-gone pill?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:38 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Bagelwrecker.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:38 PM
thotbegone
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:38 PM
It's no problem.
You seemed pretty happy when you entered the bone zone.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:39 PM
I-I’m sorry, what?!
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:39 PM
b-o-n-e z-o-n-e
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:40 PM
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:40 PM
excuse me while I go eject myself from the ship.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:40 PM
it’s him
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:40 PM
bye stranger
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:40 PM
ferbeas
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:40 PM
I can do that for you if you want.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:40 PM
Heyo.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:40 PM
I'm joking of course.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:41 PM
yo
fellow phantom
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:41 PM
eat a pp
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:41 PM
I broke the airlock button last night.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:41 PM
i just started yesterday
plus it’s easier to tell what he looks like
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:42 PM
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:42 PM
Hey, you’re someone I haven’t seen before.
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:42 PM
Huh?
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:42 PM
Ya know Iris, letting loose can be fun.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:42 PM
heidjfkdojwj
- lili, 2018
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:42 PM
on this ship, there's always someone we haven't seen
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:43 PM
Is the ship moving or is the universe moving for us?
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:43 PM
`We're moving.`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:43 PM
wait are you asier or victor
i’m confuse
d
D
D
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:43 PM
Can you get me over to the control pad?
I just had some wild vision.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:44 PM
yeah
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:44 PM
Yes, but I am certain I gave a terrible first impression by acting like an overgrown child.
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:44 PM
Or I could be high.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:44 PM
`Can't you jussst hop off my back?` (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:44 PM
cannie
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:44 PM
nah, he's thoroughly stuck
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:44 PM
I can't move my legs.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:44 PM
I enjoyed your first impression Iris.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:44 PM
`What?`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:44 PM
I thought you were pretty cool.
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:45 PM
I think I'm paralyzed.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:45 PM
Yeah, I’m sure you did, Seth.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:45 PM
`Oh no.`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:45 PM
I cannot remember anything from last night.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:45 PM
Good.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:45 PM
I would not call that a good first impression.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:45 PM
alright, who got into the tile glue while I was gone and glued Emmett to Sanya?
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:45 PM
santa
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:45 PM
Did... did I do that?
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:45 PM
I'll do a little recap, We did a little dancing, we talked, we had sex and then we slept.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:46 PM
`Here, I'll move to the keypad.`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:46 PM
Ah, that’s not so- wait, I’m sorry, we did WHAT EXACTLY?!
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:46 PM
Alright. Here's my password.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:46 PM
We did a little dancing, we talked, we had sex and then we slept.
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:46 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett whisper this?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:46 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Zander.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:46 PM
You have rapid mood swings when you’re drunk.
Just thought I’d let you know.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:47 PM
that is precisely why I do not normally drink.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:47 PM
Don't worry, I'm not married so you don't have any competition.
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:47 PM
F-A-T-H-E-R-_-B-U-T-T-E-R-S.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:47 PM
and I have just decided that I am no longer going to allow myself to consume alcohol, ever again.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:47 PM
`I'm sssorry?`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:47 PM
I don’t...
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:47 PM
Aw no fun.
That's fine there's other ways we can chill.
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:48 PM
Type that in.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:48 PM
garrick hears all
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:48 PM
Oh no
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:48 PM
you cannot escape
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:48 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya type the password in?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:48 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Brakia.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:48 PM
`...Okay, i did it.`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:48 PM
👂👁👄👁👂
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:49 PM
Send us to Glorap Prime.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:49 PM
If you want we can do another first impression if that'll make you feel better?
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:49 PM
Yes please, that would be delightful.
Hello. My name is Iris. And yours?
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:49 PM
nose
nose
nose
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:50 PM
Hello Iris, pleasure to meet you, I'm Seth.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:50 PM
`Alright, the coordinatesss are in.`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:50 PM
I'm not Seth
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:50 PM
Pleased to meet you, Seth.
And you, not Seth.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:50 PM
I’m Casper.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:50 PM
Hello, Casper. I am Iris.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:50 PM
Haha, bet you’d never think of that.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:50 PM
no, he's garlic
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:51 PM
I'm a space captain on the HMS Bone Zone.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:51 PM
Is he Casper or is he garlic?
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:51 PM
I’m Garrick.
ASIER.
More like... uh...
Gaysier.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:51 PM
`He'ss a pain in the assss, that'sss what he isss`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:51 PM
but I thought you said you were Casper?
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:52 PM
t!8ball does garrick legally change his name to Casper for precisely 27 minutes
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:52 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, PlasmaPerson.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:52 PM
Oh, shut up, you overgrown weed.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:52 PM
Jeez guys, such great first impressions you are having on our guests.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:52 PM
And your name?
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:52 PM
Only you can prevent forest fires.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:52 PM
`I'm Sssanya.`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:52 PM
im sssansss (edited)
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:53 PM
Charmed, Sanya.
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:53 PM
I'm Emmett, by the way.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:53 PM
`Asss am I`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:53 PM
janitorism messed me up.
You have no idea the horrors I have seen.
The bathrooms after taco Tuesday...*shudder*
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:53 PM
a pleasure to meet you, Emmett.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:54 PM
μ§Г
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:54 PM
§«¿‘ćß•¥
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:55 PM
is this English?
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:55 PM
¥Ω¤
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:55 PM
No.
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:55 PM
Just ignore the ghosts.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:55 PM
Oh
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:55 PM
`Ghossstsss are ssstupid.`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:55 PM
Yeah, well I can go through walls.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:55 PM
at least we won't burn with a match
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:55 PM
t!8ball does Iris think ghosts are stupid?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:55 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Jelsafan0.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:56 PM
Anyways, would you like to dance?
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:56 PM
Indeed.
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:56 PM
I think only Sanya and I could burn with a match, to be honest.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:56 PM
I.... do not like fire.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:56 PM
we are
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:56 PM
`Oh yeah garlic? well at leassst I can actually pick objects up. With my CORPOREAL handsss.`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:56 PM
£$$©§
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:57 PM
You're pretty funny, you know that?
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:57 PM
I can do that. Garlic can't
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:57 PM
Yeah, well I bet you can’t fit an entire machine gun in your pockets.
That’s unrelated to the ghost thing.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:57 PM
oh burn
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:57 PM
I... am confused. Is his name Garlic or Garrick?
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:57 PM
Heheh. Burn.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:57 PM
`YOU CAN'T PICK UP A MACHINE GUN!`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:57 PM
YES I CAN!
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:57 PM
wait you can?
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:58 PM
Is my body being a burden right now?
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:58 PM
`YOUR HANDSSS AREN'T CORPOREAL!`
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:58 PM
I'm just curious.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:58 PM
I DON’T KNOW HOW IT WORKS, ALRIGHT??
Brakia 19-Aug-18 02:58 PM
`Yess. Yess you are.`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 02:58 PM
dude I've known you for like 4 days and I never know this?
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:58 PM
t!8ball Does Seth do the waltz with Iris to distract her from the arguing crew?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 02:58 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 19-Aug-18 02:59 PM
You can drop me if you want. (edited)
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 02:59 PM
I am... incredibly confused.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 02:59 PM
Don't worry, they're a little silly.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 02:59 PM
E
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:00 PM
a
okay
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:00 PM
Ah, that does make sense. So, if I am understanding the situation correctly, you have essentially kidnapped me?
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:00 PM
you
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:00 PM
SHUT UP BRODY
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:00 PM
`Yesss, we have.`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:00 PM
YOU SMELL
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:00 PM
I mean no, but yes.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:00 PM
OH YEAH
WELL
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:00 PM
NO
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:00 PM
Woah got em
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:00 PM
GOTEM
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:00 PM
BABY JESUS IS A SALSA FLAVORED CHICKEN WING (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:01 PM
YOU DON’T EXIST!
SQUOATEM
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:01 PM
I mean, if you want we can drop you back off at the party planet.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:01 PM
AAAAa
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:01 PM
YOU DON'T EXIST
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:01 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:01 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:01 PM
t!8ball does garrick do absolutely nothing at all
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:01 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:01 PM
ok
IDIOT
GOTEM
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:02 PM
CHICKEN WING
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:02 PM
But I didn't feel it would be right to leave a drunk girl at a party by herself.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:02 PM
he doesn’t have arms
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:02 PM
t!8ball Can Emmett move his fingers?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:02 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Zander.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:02 PM
`Hey, Emmett, are you ok?` (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:02 PM
HET
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:02 PM
Not really. (edited)
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:03 PM
no thank you. I would very much prefer it if I were never to return to that planet.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:03 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya break the 8ball's rules and drop Emmett?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:03 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:03 PM
Sounds good, then for the time being you can join the crew.
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:03 PM
I feel sick.
Again.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:03 PM
`Can someone help usss?`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:04 PM
t!8ball does Emmett get off now but also the ship lands
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:04 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:04 PM
t!8ball please
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:04 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, PlasmaPerson.
Enchantingtable2013 19-Aug-18 03:04 PM
I'd like if the 8ball let me do something extremely religious
!8ball Do I go on a holy crusade?
lol
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:04 PM
N
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:04 PM
M
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:05 PM
t!8ball does Iris take Emmett off of Sanya’s back
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:05 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Jelsafan0.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:05 PM
`Thank you.`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:06 PM
You seemed rather upset.
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:06 PM
I literally can't move my body.
So thanks.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:06 PM
But now he’s just stuck there.
Can you roll around?
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:06 PM
have fun with that
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:06 PM
`He wasss ssstuck on my back. Ssso i guesss thisss isss better.`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:07 PM
u-turn
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:07 PM
By "I can't move my body" I can't move. At all.
Well.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:07 PM
What if I move your body?
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:07 PM
My apologies. Should I not have removed you?
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:07 PM
Out of the ship?
Permanently?
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:07 PM
t!8ball Does Seth put Emmett in his backpack?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:07 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:08 PM
Nice backpack.
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:08 PM
This is violating my personal space.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:08 PM
perfect, now he's like c3po
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:08 PM
Would you rather be in my pockets?
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:08 PM
`Now you know how i felt.`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:08 PM
The answer is no.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:08 PM
That is a lovely backpack. I like it.
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:08 PM
🆙 | Jelsafan0 leveled up!
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:08 PM
It smells in there.
HDJDJJFK
I LIKE YOUR BACKPACK
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:08 PM
I'm going without you guys if you don't hurry up
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:09 PM
Alright, we'll do this like we did when I rescued you.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:09 PM
Fine, let’s go.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:09 PM
Where are we going?
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:09 PM
I was like four feet tall when you did this.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:09 PM
outside
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:09 PM
Hey, what’s wrong with being 4 feet tall?
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:09 PM
You only grew like a foot, you'll be fine.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:09 PM
garrick is 4’3
but he’s floating so
more 5’3
idk man
he can move higher
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:10 PM
What are we doing, exactly?
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:10 PM
that’s true
he can be 9
if he possesses a 9 year old
👁👄👁
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:10 PM
🆙 | [RP]retribution leveled up!
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:11 PM
:scare:
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:11 PM
👉👁👅👁👉
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:11 PM
We're going on a mission, you want to join us?
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:11 PM
Let's just get going. (edited)
Into the temple.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:11 PM
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:11 PM
Mission?
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:11 PM
👊👁👅👁🤚
watch him wip
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:12 PM
Yeah, we're bounty hunters.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:12 PM
`What missssion are we doing?`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:12 PM
t!8ball does garrick get out of the ship
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:12 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:12 PM
GAY
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:12 PM
Ah! That sounds fun.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:12 PM
t!8ball does garrick get out of the ship
epic style
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:12 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:12 PM
t!8ball does garrick get out of the ship
i’ll literally eat your house
YES I WILL!
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:13 PM
There's a lot of lube in here. Makes me uncomfortable to see what else is.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:13 PM
Oh
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:13 PM
what
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:13 PM
That...
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:13 PM
Gaou
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:13 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett eventually start moving again?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:13 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Zander.
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:14 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett eventually start moving again in a few minutes?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:14 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Zander.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:15 PM
¥@nn¥ L@μГ@L
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:15 PM
t!8ball Does everyone get out of the ship?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:15 PM
🎱 | Yes, Brakia.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:15 PM
$@&“¡Œß|
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:16 PM
t!8ball make everyone teleport inside the temple? (edited)
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:16 PM
t!8ball do it or else? (edited)
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:16 PM
alright we're here
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:16 PM
(Just watch Kambras or Maia come in here and see me in this state. Sheesh.)
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:16 PM
This has been... very interesting.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:17 PM
ûђî† †√¢k†
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:17 PM
`Ssso, what are we trying to find?`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:18 PM
t!8ball does Iris accidentally set a small wooden object on fire?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:18 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Jelsafan0.
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:18 PM
Some jewel.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:18 PM
AH!
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:18 PM
We're replacing the shitty Walt Disney one for it.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:18 PM
Don’t set anything on fire, you might kill Sanya.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:18 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett start to sing the American Dad theme and then proceed to get smited by American dad Empire?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:18 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:18 PM
On second thought...
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:18 PM
I am fucked.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:18 PM
Fire!!! EEP!
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:19 PM
`Ssshit, Ssstuff'sss on fire!`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:19 PM
AHHHHHH!!!
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:19 PM
Fix it.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:19 PM
I AM VERY AFRAID OF FIRE!
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:20 PM
*use janitor powers and use a fire extinguisher*
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:20 PM
I think the American Dad Empire striked me with a case of bullshit.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:20 PM
go silas
go
go
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:20 PM
problem solved
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:20 PM
That happens a lot to you.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:20 PM
GO
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:20 PM
I am very sorry for my clumsiness.
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:20 PM
Like, I feel better now but I definitely do not know the lyrics to its anthem.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:21 PM
t!8ball does KYL300's bounty hunting group emerge from a hallway?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:21 PM
🎱 | Most likely, ProfessorTree.
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:21 PM
I think they randomly selected someone in its vicinity for weapons testing or something.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:21 PM
`I could have died.`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:21 PM
I am very sorry, Sanya! I am so sorry!
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:21 PM
what--
attackers!?
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:21 PM
At least it was not started with my powers?
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:21 PM
`FREEZE!`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:22 PM
It could have killed us all if that were the case.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:22 PM
`"Look at that, we've got visitors!"`
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:22 PM
`Everyone, Get Down!`
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:22 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett successfully pirouette out of the backpack as KYL3000 comes in?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:22 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Zander.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:22 PM
Oh! Unfortunately, I do not have any ice with me at the moment!
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:22 PM
*pull out one sword and one whip*
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:23 PM
You freeze, robo-trash.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:23 PM
Oh, okay.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:23 PM
(changes weapon to a blaster)
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:23 PM
uh oh
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:23 PM
That... does not look good.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:23 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya run at the attackers and use her real good stabs?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:23 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Brakia.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:23 PM
I’ll see if I...
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:23 PM
`Back up before I turn you all into space dust.`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:23 PM
t!choose mace | marshmallow
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:23 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick mace!
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:23 PM
Y'know, I think we outnumber you guys.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:23 PM
Nice, a weapon.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:24 PM
I do not believe I would turn into space dust if I were to die.
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:24 PM
I have my bow right.......
In the ship.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:24 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya run at the attackers and draws her sword?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:24 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Brakia.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:24 PM
Perhaps ashes?
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:24 PM
Can I even die?
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:24 PM
I enact space rule 35.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:24 PM
Anyways, where were we...
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:24 PM
`Ah, a duel, you say?`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:25 PM
That... does not sound good.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:25 PM
Emmett prepare my blaster.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:25 PM
`What do you guys think?`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:25 PM
Please do not die.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:25 PM
I'm a quick shot.
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:25 PM
Fine.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:25 PM
`"Yeah, you can take 'em."`
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:25 PM
I'll be the referee, I guess.
I'll lube up your gun.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:25 PM
I am very seriously asking you to please not die. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:25 PM
I'll be safe
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:26 PM
`Let's go, Santa slave.`
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:26 PM
`Kick hisss asss, Ssseth!`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:26 PM
Do that.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:26 PM
Of course.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:26 PM
(Changes left arm into shield)
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:26 PM
Gay.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:26 PM
`Oh, I'm so hurt.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:27 PM
oH, iM sO hUrT
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:27 PM
That... is very amusing.
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:28 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:28 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 3]
In the end, the result was: 3
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:29 PM
Hand me both guns please.
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:29 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett lube up Seth's blasters and take out his r35 flag?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:29 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:29 PM
Alright.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:29 PM
Thank you Emmett.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:30 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya sneak around and assassinate 3 of the opposing crew?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:30 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Brakia.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:30 PM
how does fighting work again
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:30 PM
You ready to die robo nigger?
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:30 PM
oh
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:30 PM
So, the next time I say "Go", you two fight. No interferences, no asking for your Squomma.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:30 PM
`No u`
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:31 PM
No Squncle.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:31 PM
`I got most of them`
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:31 PM
3...
2...
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:31 PM
t!d20
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:31 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 16]
In the end, the result was: 16
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:31 PM
GO.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:31 PM
Get fucked faggot.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:31 PM
what does the dice roll mean though
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:32 PM
`That's bullshit.`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:32 PM
ok
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:32 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:32 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:32 PM
That’s a lot of damage.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:32 PM
That’s gonna be hard to seal.
flex seal
😂
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:32 PM
tHaT's BuLlShIt
t!roll D20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:32 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 18]
In the end, the result was: 18
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:32 PM
Again. Incredible.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:32 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:32 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 6]
In the end, the result was: 6
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:33 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:33 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 17]
In the end, the result was: 17
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:33 PM
Omg
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:33 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:33 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:33 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:33 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 16]
In the end, the result was: 16
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:33 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:33 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 18]
In the end, the result was: 18
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:33 PM
I can’t help but wonder if this is truly an enemy to fear with how thoroughly he is getting whipped.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:34 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky come out from the side and throw flames at Seth
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:34 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, PlasmaPerson.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:34 PM
lili go
lili go
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:34 PM
t!8ball please
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:34 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, PlasmaPerson.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:34 PM
lili go
lili go
please
pl
ease
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:35 PM
"SCREW SPACE RULES"
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:35 PM
t!8ball does Iris fall
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:35 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:36 PM
t!8ball does Iris step up to battle Chomsky so that he doesn’t interfere?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:36 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Jelsafan0.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:36 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:36 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 13]
In the end, the result was: 13
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:36 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:36 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:36 PM
i might as well just type since nobody can hear me
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:36 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:36 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 3]
In the end, the result was: 3
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:36 PM
Shit shit shit.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:36 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:36 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 11]
In the end, the result was: 11
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:36 PM
Emmett go kill the flame faggot.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:36 PM
how does the damage system work for garrick
he’s kinda incorporeal
t!8ball does garrick start attacking
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:36 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:36 PM
ok
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:36 PM
t!roll D20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:36 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:37 PM
AAAAHHHHHH!
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:37 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:37 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 16]
In the end, the result was: 16
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:37 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:37 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 12]
In the end, the result was: 12
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:37 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:37 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 17]
In the end, the result was: 17
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:37 PM
i did
i went already
¯\(ツ)
he’s just kinda flailing the mace around
nice
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:38 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:38 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 15]
In the end, the result was: 15
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:38 PM
Oops. Sorry.
wd40
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:38 PM
weak stab, halfling.
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:38 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett sprint over to the ship and grab his plasma crossbow?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:38 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Zander.
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:38 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett sprint over to the ship and grab his plasma crossbow?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:38 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Zander.
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:38 PM
Hey! Flame guy!
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:38 PM
Hit the robot cuck.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:38 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:38 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 16]
In the end, the result was: 16
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:39 PM
false.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:39 PM
To Lili
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:39 PM
t!roll D20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:39 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 10]
In the end, the result was: 10
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:39 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:39 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 3]
In the end, the result was: 3
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:39 PM
Emmett, take a few shots at the robot cuck.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:39 PM
I’m just gonna step back for a minute.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:39 PM
nothing beats the power of pure heat
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:39 PM
Darn! I can’t manage to get a good hit in! (edited)
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:40 PM
`Still feeling cocky, asshat?`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:40 PM
nothing beats the power of pure jews
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:40 PM
Fire at the robot, that's the main target right now, I could care less about a magic user.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:41 PM
`You tryin' to double team me?`
`For shame.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:41 PM
Only fair.
You're little faggot behind you decided to interfere so we might as well.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:42 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:42 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 20]
In the end, the result was: 20
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:42 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:42 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 5]
In the end, the result was: 5
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:42 PM
Seth, get the hell over here!
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:42 PM
just do d22 and 21-22 is a crit
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:42 PM
I'm gonna fall back a little, Hand me a pill or two.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:43 PM
who is jonas’ guy
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:43 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 13]
In the end, the result was: 13
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:44 PM
who is
jonas’s guy
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:45 PM
t!choose Magic Flame Guy | KYL300 | KYL300 | Nothing | Nothing | Teammate
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:45 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick KYL300!
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:45 PM
aight
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:45 PM
Chomsky
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:45 PM
It's gonna take a bit to charge. (edited)
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:46 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya sneak behind KYL300 or a sneak attack?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:46 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Brakia.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:46 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:46 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 5]
In the end, the result was: 5
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:46 PM
Hey! They're dueling!
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:46 PM
`Fucking hell!`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:47 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:47 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 15]
In the end, the result was: 15
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:47 PM
`I'll incinerate you next time you come near me!`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:47 PM
What is even happening anymore?!
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:47 PM
`I don't care! a fight'sss a fight!`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:47 PM
Do I look like the kind of person that follows rules?
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:48 PM
your weapons have barely any affect on me, halfling.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:48 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:48 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 13]
In the end, the result was: 13
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:48 PM
What was that?
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:48 PM
*wince* alright, point taken
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:48 PM
precisely.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:49 PM
By the way, those sunglasses are a few thousand years out of fashion.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:50 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:50 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 2]
In the end, the result was: 2
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:50 PM
Feels good.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:50 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:50 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 18]
In the end, the result was: 18
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:50 PM
i don't feel so good
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:51 PM
.t!roll d10
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:51 PM
He's literally going to die.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:51 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:51 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 4]
In the end, the result was: 4
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:51 PM
Please don’t die!
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:52 PM
fight like you mean it!
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:52 PM
Of course not! Even if I die, I'll seduce the death goddess and she'll let me out.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:52 PM
What, you wanna see some archidemon? I will show you some archidemon!
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:52 PM
t!roll d100
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:52 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d100 : 54]
In the end, the result was: 54
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:53 PM
Do it! Get him!
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:53 PM
`SHIT-`
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:53 PM
I am a piece of shit.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:53 PM
3 2 1 lets jam
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:53 PM
Kyle, get back!
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:53 PM
`You fucking furball piece of shit-`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:53 PM
Keep your eyes on your opponent!
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:54 PM
I'll be sure to.
You ready to do some hand to hand combat robot?
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:55 PM
Super fighting robot.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 03:55 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya throw her knife at Chomsky? (edited)
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:55 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Brakia.
🆙 | Brakia leveled up!
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:55 PM
Unless you're going to surrender.
Either way executions will be in order.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:56 PM
`I need help, Chomsky..` (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:56 PM
bronas (edited)
vronas
lets go
cmon
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:56 PM
t!roll d10 for 3 pills for Kyle
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:56 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
Invalid formatting in: for.

ex: t!roll d20 or t!roll 5d10+3
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:56 PM
Oh piss off, Chomper.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:56 PM
I don’t think he has time to help you when he’s so busy dealing with me.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 03:57 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:57 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 6]
In the end, the result was: 6
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:57 PM
`Mano a mano?`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:57 PM
Of course.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:57 PM
`You're on, douche.`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 03:57 PM
Hang on Iris, I might be able to find a better weapon in here...
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:57 PM
Alright.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:57 PM
t!roll 20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:57 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid formatting in: 20.

ex: t!roll d20 or t!roll 5d10+3
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:58 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:58 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 16]
In the end, the result was: 16
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 03:58 PM
(Disguises as Seth)
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 03:58 PM
Hah!
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:58 PM
t!8ball Does Seth jump a top Kyle and start pulling out wires?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 03:58 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 19-Aug-18 03:58 PM
I feel so quilty.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 03:59 PM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:00 PM
@ProfessorTree @ProfessorTree @ProfessorTree @ProfessorTree
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:00 PM
Ping
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:01 PM
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:01 PM
t!roll d15
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:01 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d15 : 9]
In the end, the result was: 9
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:01 PM
FUCK OFF ROBO PRICK!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:01 PM
`You sadistic fuck!`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:02 PM
I'LL DO IT LIKE IT'S 3201!
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:02 PM
That doesn't make any sense!
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:02 PM
What is going on?!
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:02 PM
It's only 3098??
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:02 PM
Why are there two of Seth?!
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:02 PM
`Wait, who should I ssstab?`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:02 PM
JOKES ON YOU FUCKER, THE ONLY PERSON I HATE MORE THAN ROBOTS IS MYSELF!
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:03 PM
Christ!
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:03 PM
Who's Robots?!?!?! (edited)
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:03 PM
`STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME, ROBO-NIGGER!`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:03 PM
I WILL FUCK YOUR MOTHER!
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:03 PM
Jonas [Chunky]
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:03 PM
No
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:04 PM
GOTEM
wait, do we still have the coms
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:04 PM
`I ALREADY FUCKED *YOUR* MOTHER!`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:04 PM
?!?!
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:04 PM
I HAVE SEEN MORE COMBAT THAN YOU EVER WILL!
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:04 PM
`OH, IS THAT SO? 'CAUSE YOU'RE A ROBOT!?`
t!roll d15
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:04 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d15 : 15]
In the end, the result was: 15
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:05 PM
But?!
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:05 PM
I KILLED DROWS DURING THE WAR OF 3046! (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:05 PM
Wait! I think I got something...
t!choose a really heavy hammer | that marshmallow from earlier
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:06 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick that marshmallow from earlier!
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:06 PM
DAMNIT!
Does anyone want this?
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:06 PM
`I'll take it!`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:06 PM
Here.
yea
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:07 PM
GIMME THAT MARSHMELLOW PLANT PRICK!
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:07 PM
`Thanks.`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:07 PM
*torches marshmallow*
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:07 PM
`Alright, fine!`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:07 PM
i'll be right back
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:07 PM
`NO, GIVE IT TO ME, PLANT PRICK!`
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:07 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett get to the computer on his ship to try and clear his now defiled legal status?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:07 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Zander.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:07 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett get to the computer on his ship to try and clear his now defiled legal status?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:07 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:07 PM
`HE'S THE GODDAMN ROBOT!`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:07 PM
I'M GONNA EAT SOME MARSHMELLOW AND THEN I'LL COMMIT MASS GENOCIDE ON THE ROBOTS!
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:07 PM
`Uhh uhh I have an idea!`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:07 PM
JUST LIKE WE DID TO THE DROWS!
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:08 PM
`YOU ONLY KNOW THAT ABOUT THE WAR, HUH?`
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:08 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya lightly stab both of them to see which one actually bleeds?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:08 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:08 PM
I KNOW MORE THAN YOU EVER BELIEVE!
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:08 PM
`Nope, that won't work.`
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:08 PM
`LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE ACTUAL MEMORY OF IT?`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:09 PM
WHAT PLANET DID IT TAKE PLACE ON HUH?
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:09 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:09 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 6]
In the end, the result was: 6
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:09 PM
stupid flamethrower!
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:09 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:09 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 10]
In the end, the result was: 10
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:09 PM
t!roll d15
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:09 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d15 : 9]
In the end, the result was: 9
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:09 PM
HAH! Who’s weak now?!
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:09 PM
`YOU FIRST! I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOURSELF!`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:10 PM
I KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT MYSELF TO HATE MYSELF!
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:10 PM
gah! You halflings are full of stupid surprises!
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:10 PM
You bet we are! (edited)
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:10 PM
that's not a compliment!
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:11 PM
Your face isn’t a compliment!
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:11 PM
`I HAVE A MARSSSHMALLOW!`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:11 PM
We're never gonna get in there, are we?
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:11 PM
what?
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:11 PM
WAIT! Time out, gotta go take a piss.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:11 PM
`Someone stab this robotic fuck before he kills me!`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:11 PM
I don’t know, I couldn’t think of a clever insult.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:11 PM
Unless you want me to piss on you.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:12 PM
haha......pee pee.........
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:12 PM
`I HAVE A MARSSSHMALLOW AND I'VE SSSTABBED 3 PEOPLE TODAY!` (edited)
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:12 PM
Please don’t do that.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:12 PM
You sure love marshmallows.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:12 PM
`Bet you can't even piss, you're a robot!`
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:12 PM
Hey Sanya!
Get over here.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:12 PM
Like I'm not even joking I need to pee.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:12 PM
`ALRIGHT THEN!`
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:13 PM
`Oh, really?`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:13 PM
I knew a gal with marshmallow hair once.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:13 PM
Don't hurt my ears please.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:13 PM
I’m not stopping my fight for you.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:13 PM
Yeah really.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:13 PM
I think I robbed her, actually...
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:13 PM
I really don't want to piss on my enemy all that much.
You can use the outhouse too to make it fair for the both of us.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:14 PM
oh it's silas's turn
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:14 PM
t!8ball do I download information about Seth's life?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:14 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, ProfessorTree.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:14 PM
t!8ball do I download information about Seth's life?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:14 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, ProfessorTree.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:14 PM
KYL300
Kill Your Lad 300
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:14 PM
So they don't know which one of us is a robot.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:14 PM
KYS300
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:14 PM
`Good idea.` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:14 PM
Thank you me.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:14 PM
Are you just both Seth?
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:15 PM
Sure.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:15 PM
????
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:15 PM
`I'm the real Seth.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:15 PM
Same.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:15 PM
Pop Quiz!
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:15 PM
Fun.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:15 PM
`Let us piss.`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:15 PM
What did you do last night?
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:15 PM
Yeah really.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:15 PM
You.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:15 PM
The robot answers first.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:15 PM
Alright.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:16 PM
`Alright, go ahead. Answer the question.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:16 PM
I had sex with you.
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:16 PM
🆙 | Bagelwrecker leveled up!
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:16 PM
Amazing boobs by the way.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:16 PM
*cough*
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:16 PM
Point proven.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:17 PM
Ghost has no lungs
Coughs (edited)
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:17 PM
We also did the tango, went to party planet, and drank heavily.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:17 PM
`Shit...how did he know that...?`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:17 PM
If need be, I will kill you both.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:17 PM
don't worry about it
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:17 PM
I didn’t even know that.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:17 PM
it's cartoon logic
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:17 PM
`Were there security cams on the ship?`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:17 PM
Garlic is a cartoon
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:17 PM
i mean look at him
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:17 PM
Emmett got stuck to the floran and Iris pulled Emmett off. (edited)
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:18 PM
True
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:18 PM
I got this.
t!choose the real seth | the fake seth
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:18 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick the fake seth!
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:18 PM
Treys turn
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:18 PM
Emmett looked at my porn with Sanya.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:18 PM
Oh
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:18 PM
I just realized that asking you to tell me what happened last night does not prove anything, because I don’t remember anything.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:18 PM
`So, what did you need me to do?`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:18 PM
i just possessed the fake seth
This one smells fake.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:19 PM
`What the fuck, Garlic!?`
`Get the hell out of me!`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:19 PM
HEY! IRIS! THIS IS THE FAKE ONE!
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:19 PM
`Bullshit! You want me dead!`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:19 PM
That's true.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:19 PM
Knew my cologne smelled fake.
Damnit.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:19 PM
KYLE GET OUT OF HERE
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:19 PM
I want you to come and chill. It is literal chaos out there.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:19 PM
Emmett, put real cologne on my to do list.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:20 PM
Chomsky which one is Kyle?
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:20 PM
`Go on! Run along with your crazy partner!`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:20 PM
Eugh, why did i think this was a good idea. I'm outta here.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:20 PM
`Alright. It wasss pretty crazy out there. will they be ok though?`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:20 PM
t!8ball Does Seth and Kyle walk over to the urinals and take a piss?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:20 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:20 PM
I'm sure.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:20 PM
why would I say
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:20 PM
t!8ball Does Seth and Kyle walk over to the urinals and take a piss?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:20 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:20 PM
I mean, yeah.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:20 PM
So, how's your day been?
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:20 PM
because i asked?
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:20 PM
Want me to get you off the American Dad's wanted list?
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:21 PM
`Pretty weird, I guess.`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:21 PM
who, me?
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:21 PM
`Why not.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:21 PM
Mine too.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:21 PM
Jeez, fake Seth. How do you live with gears as your insides like that?
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:21 PM
Alright.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:21 PM
I like how there are modern day urinals in the temple
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:21 PM
well
it's 3098 (edited)
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:21 PM
You're an amazing piece of technology man, it's amazing how you can disguise yourself.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:22 PM
wait, weren’t we supposed to be fighting?
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:22 PM
`Right back at you.`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:22 PM
But if it's a 21 century ruins why would the urinals be working
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:22 PM
i don't know
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:22 PM
You got any grass on you?
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:22 PM
t!8ball does Kyle download information about Seth quietly?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:22 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, ProfessorTree.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:22 PM
I need a smoke real quick
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:23 PM
`Sorry, no. I think Emmett stole all of mine.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:23 PM
Damn, he does that too often.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:23 PM
t!8ball does garrick whack kyle on the head with a rock
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:23 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:23 PM
cool
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:23 PM
You wanna chill for a little bit before we go out and fight?
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:23 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett start making lunch for everyone?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:23 PM
🎱 | Yes, Zander.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:23 PM
EAT ROCKS!
Please.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:23 PM
`Yeah, sounds good.` (edited)
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:24 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya eat the Marshmallow?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:24 PM
🎱 | Yes, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:24 PM
I mean, one of us is going to die, so we might as well chill for a little.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:24 PM
So, uh... Chomsky, right?
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:24 PM
`Right.`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:24 PM
t!choose Chomsky runs away | continues to fight
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:24 PM
🤔 | PlasmaPerson, I pick continues to fight!
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:25 PM
You see this video of the girl sucking the Flarporpians tentacles?
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:25 PM
`Bet all this disguising is running your power down, huh?`
`Oh, my.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:25 PM
Fucking hilarious man.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:25 PM
`This makes me hard.`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:25 PM
*grunt in pain* yes.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:25 PM
I don't care much for tentacle porn to be honest.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:26 PM
Sanya, I haven't really gotten to know you much.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:26 PM
`Just the lady is what's getting me.`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:26 PM
a pleasure to meet you. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:26 PM
Yeah you're right.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:26 PM
`I've only been here for a day or ssso.`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:26 PM
I'm hungry, actually.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:26 PM
under the circumstances, no. It's not.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:26 PM
Hey, Emmett make us 2 burgers.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:27 PM
What do you like to eat? And you too, Garrick. What do you even eat?
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:27 PM
Just... food.
Ghosts don't have a specific diet.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:27 PM
I suppose you’re right. I’m fairly new to this group, so I’m still unsure how to act... ever.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:27 PM
ghost poo poo
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:27 PM
With everything on it.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:27 PM
`I eat raw flesh. Well, that's my primary sssource of food.`
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:28 PM
(taps into com channel) `Same here.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:28 PM
Alright, lets head out there.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:28 PM
But Seth isn’t new?
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:28 PM
Go ahead and disguise now.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:29 PM
Seth?
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:29 PM
`Alright. You're a pretty cool guy, you know.`
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:29 PM
That reminds me of this one person I met that sucked on their friends' shoulders for a snack.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:29 PM
who's that
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:29 PM
`I might consider sparing you if it comes down to it.`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:29 PM
Seth. You know, the one who suddenly became two.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:29 PM
They didn't cause any harm except for a hickey.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:29 PM
I try to be respectful to my opponents
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:29 PM
ah. Right.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:29 PM
`Really? huh.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:29 PM
No reason to be a douche to the guy you might be killing later.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:29 PM
`Right?`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:30 PM
That's fair.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:30 PM
I mean, in battle it's different.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:30 PM
Yes. My name is Iris, by the way.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:30 PM
They tried sucking on my neck too, but I thought it was a little awkward.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:30 PM
..... Help me up.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:30 PM
But like outside of battle, nah, it's just not worth being a cockhead.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:30 PM
`True.`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:30 PM
I’m unsure if that’s wise.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:30 PM
Here. Some space ground meat.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:30 PM
But...
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:30 PM
`Now that I think about it...`
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:30 PM
`Thanksss.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:31 PM
You got the grill all set up Emmett or do you need help?
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:31 PM
t!8ball does Iris help Chomsky up?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:31 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:31 PM
t!8ball does Iris help Chomsky up?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:31 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Jelsafan0.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:31 PM
`What's the point of one of us dying? You took out all my guys, 'cept Chomsky.`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:31 PM
t!8ball does Iris help Chomsky up?
t!8ball does Iris help Chomsky up?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:31 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Jelsafan0.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:31 PM
Chomsky seems cool, I guess.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:31 PM
I'm getting the grill set up.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:31 PM
You know you're right.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:31 PM
Sure.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:31 PM
I liked the other guy better.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:31 PM
You wanna agree to not fight?
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:31 PM
`It seems like it'd be beneficial for us all if we joined together.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:32 PM
I think so too, let's discuss it over a meal then.
Unless you're can't eat.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:32 PM
`Sounds good. Tell your friends not to blow me to pieces when I walk out.`
`I'll de-activate my disguise.`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:32 PM
I guess I'm part of the enemy now.... This is strange.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:32 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett take the grill out yet?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:32 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:32 PM
Hey, guys we agreed on a cease-fire to discuss things. (edited)
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:33 PM
Perhaps. If it makes you feel better, I was practically kidnapped.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:33 PM
Kyle, is it?
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:33 PM
something smells good.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:33 PM
`I'm a KYL300 series war droid. You can call me Kyle.`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:33 PM
Indeed. Would you like to go investigate?
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:34 PM
Nice to meet you, Kyle.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:34 PM
Hey man. Sorry for nearly tearing you to shreds.
Just trying to protect my father-thing.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:34 PM
always up for some grub. You guys got any spicy sauce?
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:34 PM
`'s fine. We were practically at war.`
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:34 PM
`A robot, huh? That'sss a ssshame. You don't have any blood.`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:35 PM
Hello! We’ve returned, and it appears that I’ve recruited Chomsky.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:35 PM
`...mhm.`
`Oh, you too, Chomsky?`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:35 PM
might as well. Couldn't leave my partner in war and crime.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:35 PM
Welcome back Iris.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:36 PM
`So, I've thought about it.`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:36 PM
Ah, finally. Back to only one Seth.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:36 PM
Also, Seth.
It's my grass.
Not yours.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:36 PM
Two elves is plenty for my tastes.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:36 PM
I was talking about my grass.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:36 PM
`It seems like it'd be beneficial for everyone if we both joined you.`
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:36 PM
That's space weed.
Not grass.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:36 PM
I am crazy weed
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:37 PM
My Wacky Tabaky
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:37 PM
We really need to talk about rooms first.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:37 PM
uh. Good for you.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:37 PM
Sorry, I don't know what came over me there.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:37 PM
Ah yes. I still do not have a room.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:37 PM
I'll take the dead black guys room.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:38 PM
You guys can share with someone else.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:38 PM
or room with Kyle.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:38 PM
As I understand it, I did, in fact, sleep on Seth’s bed last night, and do not have one of my own.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:39 PM
So there's me.
A giant elf.
A plant person.
A flame guy?
A robot.
A ghost.
Another ghost, but Disney-themed.
A Llamanian
A cyborg.
A human cat thing.
A galaxy-esque Cyborg
Some blue blob.
And Jacob.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:40 PM
are we supposed to choose?
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:40 PM
`Hmm. We're going to need to sssplit the roomsss up.`
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:40 PM
We have five rooms.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:40 PM
We'll just get another ship, no biggy.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:40 PM
I'm not spending my hard-earned Ducketts on yet another ship.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:40 PM
I call a room with the war robot.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:41 PM
I'll pair with anyone, really.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:41 PM
I've got a room with Maia.
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:41 PM
`I can stay with anyone. But they ssshould be wary.`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:42 PM
I don't trust Sanya around my marshmallows.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:42 PM
You wanna stay with me Sanya?
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:42 PM
`I'm good, thanksss Ssseth.`
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:42 PM
`Just so you guys know, I can make myself look like a person, if you're more comfortable with that.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:43 PM
I'm fine with anything man.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:43 PM
I do not have a problem with robots.
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:43 PM
but then you couldn't use your sick weaponry
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:43 PM
`I can change when I want.`
`Do you want to share our room, Iris?`
TheBlade 19-Aug-18 04:44 PM
`I would prefer humanoid appearance.`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:45 PM
Aren't you with Chomsky?
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:45 PM
I thought you and Chomsky were sharing?
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:45 PM
`I'm not ssstaying with Jim.` (edited)
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:45 PM
I wouldn't mind an extra friend though.
TheBlade 19-Aug-18 04:45 PM
`Why not?`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:45 PM
Emmett, you want me to join you?
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:45 PM
`There's eleven people.`
TheBlade 19-Aug-18 04:45 PM
`I'm over the whole "Stabby Stabby" thing.`
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:46 PM
Wait.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:46 PM
Easy. I'll stay with Jim and Iris.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:46 PM
I think Kambras is comfortable where she is.
TheBlade 19-Aug-18 04:46 PM
`how about the Droid and the Doc with me?`
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:46 PM
So my room is filled with ladies.
¯\(ツ)
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:46 PM
(whispers to Emmett) `Honestly, I was never comfortable around Chomsky...he's not exactly...100% sane.`
Brakia 19-Aug-18 04:47 PM
`Why doesn't Iris stay with me? It would make more sense if the girls stay together.`
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:47 PM
`If you want.`
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:47 PM
We have to have 3 to a room, rememer?
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:47 PM
your whispering isn't very quiet.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:47 PM
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:47 PM
Or I could share a room with all of the ladies.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:47 PM
I simply do not want to be an inconvenience.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:47 PM
No, Emmett.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:48 PM
Iris I'd let you bunk with me, but, I'm not sure you'd like the women I'd bring into our room. (edited)
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:48 PM
`Technically, I have no gender, if that's a factor.` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:49 PM
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:49 PM
I am indifferent towards any quirks my roommates may have. I am also a rather heavy sleeper.
Just place me where it is most convenient.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:50 PM
I have a feeling Sanya doesn't like me very much.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:50 PM
Well, then Iris, you can bunk with me, if you're comfortable with that.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:50 PM
As I’ve said, whatever is most convenient to the group.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:50 PM
Do you have any opinion on this at all?
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:50 PM
I see how it is. If Kyle doesn't want me then I'll room withthe ghost.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:51 PM
`No offense.`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:51 PM
My opinion is that I don’t know any of you well enough to make that judgement.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:52 PM
`Nor do I. I' m good with mostly anyone.`
Santa is Dead 19-Aug-18 04:52 PM
I'll just pick a random room and hit the hay. See ya.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:52 PM
Goodbye Chomsky.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:52 PM
You're certainly not an inconvenience for me. I'm sure it's the same for everyone else.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:52 PM
I wouldn't mind.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:55 PM
t!choose Sanya | Iris | Kyle | Jim
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:55 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick Iris!
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:55 PM
What about the brig? We could make that into a room.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:55 PM
`You're suggesting someone sleeps in the jail?`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:55 PM
We hardly use it anyways.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:55 PM
Could turn the fridge into a room too.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:55 PM
t!choose Sanya | Kyle | Jim
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 04:55 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick Jim!
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:55 PM
You're right.
But I use the fridge a lot.
Treydel (Retribution) 19-Aug-18 04:56 PM
So I'm with Iris and Jim.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:56 PM
My only preference is that I do not sleep in the brig.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:56 PM
We're not turning the brig into a room. I use it a lot.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:56 PM
Of course.
I'm asking your girlfriends some questions.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:57 PM
(Silence)
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:57 PM
Haha! That was funny.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:57 PM
To the African american male who has appeared to have entered the household in which I am currently present, i appear to have to tell you that you have chosen to tress pass into a very poor choice of available houses, as I am here with a heavy blunt object and could, if i choose to, strike you multiple times upon the head and face, which would undoubtedly cause severe and possibly lethal internal bleeding. With this information being present, I strongly recommend that you leave this home before the situation must be escalated any further.
Zander 19-Aug-18 04:57 PM
His translator's broken.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:57 PM
???
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:57 PM
Happens a lot.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 04:57 PM
`Is this a joke from Earth's 2018?`
`That's REALLY old.`
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 04:57 PM
Perhaps?
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 04:58 PM
We need to get a new one I guess.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 05:00 PM
COME ON AND SLAM COME ON AND JAM
UM JAMMER LAMMY
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 05:00 PM
`What's wrong with him?`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 05:00 PM
Shit
I hate this old translator
Zander 19-Aug-18 05:00 PM
Seth, can I have some of your grass?
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 05:01 PM
t!choose Yes | No | Bulldozer | No | Yes | Bulldozer
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 05:01 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick Yes!
Zander 19-Aug-18 05:01 PM
Thanks man.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 05:02 PM
Fuck you too faggot, I'll rip your fucking head off.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 05:02 PM
`...woah.`
Zander 19-Aug-18 05:02 PM
I'm sorry?
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 05:02 PM
Bulldozer
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 05:03 PM
Your translator is very broken.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 05:03 PM
Bulldozer
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 05:04 PM
he actually said yes.
just now.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 05:04 PM
`I can speak over 20,000 languages.`
Zander 19-Aug-18 05:04 PM
I can speak one.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 05:04 PM
I speak Elvish. A perk of being half-Light elf.
Zander 19-Aug-18 05:05 PM
Actually, I know the Llamanian mating phrases and that's it.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 05:05 PM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 05:05 PM
He says he’s sorry for his translator being broken.
Zander 19-Aug-18 05:05 PM
Tell him "reeee" back.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 05:06 PM
Dabma Fragaas laonmage
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 05:06 PM
Alright. (In Elvish) REEEEEEEEE.
He... is very strange.
Zander 19-Aug-18 05:07 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett change his translator to crazy speech to communicate with Seth?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 05:07 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
Zander 19-Aug-18 05:08 PM
I am going to woo wacka too for the big big neenee.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 05:08 PM
I can no longer communicate with Emmett. Lovely.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 05:08 PM
Nakka nakka snu snu
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 05:08 PM
`Even I don't know what the hell they're saying.`
Zander 19-Aug-18 05:08 PM
Big big wan a us fweg fweg.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 05:08 PM
kakakaka
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 05:08 PM
Yes, I can only understand half of this conversation, and it sounds...
Zander 19-Aug-18 05:09 PM
I am not happy because the FWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAn
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 05:09 PM
Ridiculous.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 05:09 PM
nahgas wagas wanaa snu snu iris
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 05:09 PM
`I'm concerned...` (edited)
Zander 19-Aug-18 05:09 PM
snu snu
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 05:09 PM
WHAT ABOUT A PICKLE?!
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 05:10 PM
`Death by snu-snu.`
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 05:10 PM
snu snu gaada wadda
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 05:10 PM
I should give up now.
Zander 19-Aug-18 05:10 PM
Snu snu you and he
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 05:10 PM
What is even happening anymore?
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 05:11 PM
UH HUH UH HUH
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 05:11 PM
t!8ball does Iris decide to drag the two babbling weirdos into the ship before they hurt themselves?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 05:11 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 05:11 PM
come on. Let’s go.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 05:12 PM
`good idea.`
Zander 19-Aug-18 05:12 PM
fwinga blinga I wanna Kia in a seeya [Translator Signal Change]
That sounded horrendous.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 05:12 PM
Gave fakka wark tranzolortor
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 05:12 PM
(in Elvish) let’s get back in the ship already.
ProfessorTree 19-Aug-18 05:13 PM
`I heard something about pickles, Iris, translation, and sex.`
Zander 19-Aug-18 05:13 PM
Snu snu means "you you" in ancient Squoatianese.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 05:13 PM
(How about I get a new translator, I think I left a spare one inside my backpack)
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 05:14 PM
Yes, please do that.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 05:14 PM
BULLDOZER
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 05:15 PM
Alright, in Elvish this time. I said yes, get your translator.
Bagelwrecker 19-Aug-18 05:15 PM
t!8ball Does Seth replace his translator?
Tatsumaki 19-Aug-18 05:15 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 19-Aug-18 05:16 PM
Heck.
Zander 22-Aug-18 07:14 AM
Actually, I think you're right Seth. We definitely need a bigger ship.
Bagelwrecker 23-Aug-18 08:24 PM
t!8ball Does Seth have consensual sex with Iris?
Tatsumaki 23-Aug-18 08:24 PM
🎱 | Yes, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Aug-18 08:24 PM
@Jelsafan0
Jelsafan0 23-Aug-18 08:25 PM
t!8ball is the last 8ball invalid?
Tatsumaki 23-Aug-18 08:25 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 23-Aug-18 08:25 PM
t!8ball is Iris drunk?
Tatsumaki 23-Aug-18 08:25 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Jelsafan0.
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:12 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett go into the kitchen for look for some food?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:12 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
WatchfulDrake 25-Aug-18 01:12 PM
I saw
brb
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:13 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya walk around the ship?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:13 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Brakia.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:14 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya walk around the ship?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:14 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Brakia.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:15 PM
`So, Emmett, where to next?`
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:15 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya walk to the lounge?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:15 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Brakia.
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:15 PM
I'm pooped, really.
Been feeling kind-of down for a few days.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:15 PM
Our other elf went to bed.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:15 PM
`Hmmmm, how about... somewhere green?`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:15 PM
t!8ball is Chomsky caught by Sanya cradling a small flame in a cup of alcohol
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:15 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, PlasmaPerson.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:15 PM
`Do you guysss...`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:15 PM
`With lots of plants..`
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:16 PM
`Do you guysss ever feel dread?`
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:16 PM
`I have not felt it yet, though I know the feeling.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:16 PM
I'm feeling dread right now, man.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:16 PM
`I know you know, Robot.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:17 PM
Do we have any leftover grass?
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:17 PM
`Can we just go somehwere with nothing but plants...and maybe some good sights...`
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:17 PM
I haven't had some in a few days.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:17 PM
`I don't know just somewhere fresh.`
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:17 PM
`That sounds nice.`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:18 PM
`Nothing to worry about, no one trying to kill us, just relaxation.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:19 PM
Seth. I need your stash to even function.
I'm dying here.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:19 PM
t!8ball Does Seth take bring out 15 very attractive women?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:19 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:19 PM
Here is my stash.
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:19 PM
Not your women!
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:19 PM
`Where did you keep all thossse?`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:19 PM
`what? Why and how?`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 01:19 PM
t!8ball Do I finally wake up from a deep and cold sleep?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:19 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:19 PM
They live in my room.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 01:20 PM
[8ball says yes]
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:20 PM
Amazingly my room has a basement thing.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:20 PM
t!8ball does Kyle run a scan on the women?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:20 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, ProfessorTree.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:21 PM
`Five of those women have at least one std.` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:21 PM
I haven't had the chance to get them a cure.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:21 PM
t!8ball Are all the women alive?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:21 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, TheBlade.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:21 PM
`They don't look so well...`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:22 PM
That's cause some of them are robots.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:23 PM
`Why would anyone want a mate that doesssn't have real blood?`
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:23 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett fall from his seat due to "exhaustion"?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:23 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Zander.
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:23 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett fall from his seat due to "exhaustion"?
t!8ball Does Emmett fall from his seat due to "exhaustion"?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:23 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:23 PM
`Humanoids crave sex.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:23 PM
I seriously need something, (edited)
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:23 PM
They're servant bots.
Go check under my bed Emmett.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:23 PM
`They sometimes enslave other species to pleasure themselves sexually.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:24 PM
Fine, fine.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:24 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya get some food?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:24 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Brakia.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:24 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya get food?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:24 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Brakia.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:24 PM
`I hunger. I'm getting a sssnack. Anyone want something?`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:24 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky get out of the random room he slept in last episode and join the others
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:24 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, PlasmaPerson.
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:25 PM
Plant person--er, Sanya. Do you happen to grow grass on you?
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:25 PM
yo.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:25 PM
`hey.`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:25 PM
*finger guns*
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:26 PM
`No, I don't grow Grasss on myssself.`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:26 PM
exactly, because grass doesn't grow on grass
heh
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:27 PM
Shut up, pyro.
I'll be in Seth's room, if you need me.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:27 PM
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:28 PM
or anything he would do
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:28 PM
`Mhm.`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:30 PM
t!8ball Does Seth go through the joint bank account?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:30 PM
🎱 | Yes, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:30 PM
HEY! Emmett, we're broke.
We need a mission.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:31 PM
`Good idea.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:31 PM
MMh mhmh mhmhh m mmh
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:31 PM
`Broke? what did you wassste all your money on?` (edited)
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:31 PM
`My guess is food and hookers.`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:31 PM
Food, fuel, ammo, repairs, and hookers.
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:33 PM
Fuck!
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:33 PM
`Would you like me to search for any jobs in the area?`
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:33 PM
I got condom on my hands.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:33 PM
I wouldn't mind it.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:33 PM
we could always rob a place.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:33 PM
We could always not.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:34 PM
t!8ball does Kyle search for jobs in the area?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:34 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, ProfessorTree.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:34 PM
We have too many tickets already, no need to bring more attention to that.
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:34 PM
THERE'S NO GRASS.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:34 PM
uh oh.
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:35 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett sluggishly get back to the lounge?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:35 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Zander.
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:35 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett sluggishly get back to the lounge?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:35 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:35 PM
`Guys, lets just find a green planet.`
`With grass.`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:35 PM
would I have to leave my flamethrower on the ship?
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:35 PM
Depends on where we go.
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:36 PM
Seth, I need you to drive.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:36 PM
`Unless you go by a small forest....JUST A SMALL ONE.`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:36 PM
I gotcha.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:36 PM
`You will have to leave it.`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:36 PM
I see. Hm. Too bad.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:37 PM
`If you're dissscusssing dessstroying a foressst, I'm not okay with that.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:37 PM
(Emmett falls face first into one of the couches.) (edited)
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:37 PM
it's not like it's your forest .
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:37 PM
`ALL flora mattersss to me.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:37 PM
(Muffled) Chomps got a point
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:37 PM
`Chompsss?`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:38 PM
who you calling chomps
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:38 PM
(Muffled) I don't think I have the strength to tell you.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:38 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya sit on the chouch, eating a clump of raw meat?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:38 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Brakia.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:38 PM
`Lets just get there and find out, ok?`
`Also, has anyone seen my Guinea Pig?`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:39 PM
Sanya ate it.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:39 PM
`What.`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:39 PM
whoops.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:39 PM
You mean Lotus?
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:39 PM
`Sanya. WHAT DID YOU DO?!`
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:39 PM
`That was a guinea pig? Why was it in the fridge?`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:39 PM
`oh` (edited)
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:39 PM
`We should get to a flora-filled planet.`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:40 PM
`Ok, not the guinea pig then.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:40 PM
(Muffled) If you're going to sit on me, at least sit near my legs.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:40 PM
what
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:40 PM
did you check the engine room? Its warm in there.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:40 PM
`What?`
`For Thelma?`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:41 PM
yes.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:41 PM
`I could probably scan from here.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:41 PM
What’s Thelma?
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:42 PM
`My guinea Pig.`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:42 PM
t!8ball is themla found in the scorching hot engine room
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:42 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, PlasmaPerson.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:42 PM
`OH JESUS CHRIST`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:42 PM
I hear little screaming.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:42 PM
We need heatsinks in the engine room I guess.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:42 PM
I hear everything.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:42 PM
`GET HER OUT OF THERE`
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:42 PM
`It seems like it's on fire.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:42 PM
Woah, really?
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:42 PM
`I don't think ssshe'sss gonna sssurvive.`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:42 PM
she's your rodent.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:42 PM
It’ll be fine.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:43 PM
`Chomsky, you have fire proof cloths right?`
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:43 PM
`If ssshe doesssn't, Can i ea-Keep her?`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:43 PM
yeah.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:43 PM
`GET THE FUCK IN THERE`
`AND GET HER OUT` (edited)
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:43 PM
fine.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:43 PM
Okay, but...
What does guinea pig taste like?
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 01:43 PM
t!8ball Do I stare at my hand and view a brand? (edited)
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:43 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Enchantingtable2013.
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:43 PM
(Muffled) Barf.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:43 PM
`Garrick, they are tinder and are soft at the same time.`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:43 PM
*gets Thelma*
Here you go.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 01:43 PM
Woah.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:44 PM
t!8ball Does Seth pilot the ship to a primitive forest planet?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:44 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:44 PM
t!8ball Does Seth pilot the ship to a primitive forest planet?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:44 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Bagelwrecker.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:44 PM
she's a little burnt.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:44 PM
It’s on fire, Chonky.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:44 PM
`Yeah, i think Ssshe'ss dead.`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:44 PM
`Oh my god, themla...`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 01:44 PM
This thing is kinda cool, especially when it glows.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:44 PM
t!8ball Is Thelma alive?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:44 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, TheBlade.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:44 PM
*smothers flame*
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:44 PM
Sanya, get your plant butt off of me.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:44 PM
`NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:44 PM
Woah. What’s going on between you two?
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:45 PM
`WHY CRUEL WORLD!!` (edited)
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:45 PM
`Yeah, ssshe'ss dead. Can I sssee her?`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:45 PM
it's ok, that's how you deal with a living being in fire.
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:45 PM
You are extremely heavy for a plant!
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:45 PM
shell be fine.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 01:45 PM
I wonder what such a cool tattoo can do.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:45 PM
`Sanya, i will personaly throw you back in that cell if you touch her.`
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:45 PM
`What? OH MY GOD!`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:45 PM
How heavy are plant people normally?
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:45 PM
`About 147 pounds.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:45 PM
crouch
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:46 PM
t!choose primitive forest planet | high-tech forest planet | war planet cloaked as a forest planet
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:46 PM
🤔 | ProfessorTree, I pick war planet cloaked as a forest planet!
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:46 PM
E
E!
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:46 PM
Alright we're going logging.
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:46 PM
I give up.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:46 PM
`We better not be.`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:47 PM
`How about, no touching the plants, we go burry Themla, and Emmett gets some grass?`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:47 PM
spreadthe ashes.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:47 PM
`No touching the plants, escpessaly for you Seth.`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:47 PM
Nah, I got a better idea.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:47 PM
You can’t stop me.
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:47 PM
Get the ass off of me
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:47 PM
`In all ways.`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:48 PM
I'll get you a new one.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:48 PM
t!8ball Does Seth make a Thelma Stew?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:48 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:48 PM
A NEW WHAT
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:48 PM
`But you're a good chair.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:48 PM
oh.
oh.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:48 PM
That's a fetish in Emmett's culture.
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:48 PM
This is embarrassing.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:48 PM
`I did not know that.`
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:48 PM
`Is the crew always this disfunctional?`
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:48 PM
`I'll get off.`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:48 PM
`That's a fetish in many cultures..`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:49 PM
Yeah.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:49 PM
I dunno I've only been here a week, but so far yeah.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:49 PM
t!8ball does sanya get off
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:49 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:49 PM
@Brakia
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:49 PM
@Treydel (Retribution)
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:49 PM
@Brakia
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:49 PM
@Treydel (Retribution)
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:49 PM
@TheBlade
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:49 PM
Just move to my legs please.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:49 PM
Stop
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:50 PM
@Final Frontier
@Final Frontier
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:50 PM
@Final Frontier
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:50 PM
`Alright.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:50 PM
@Brakia
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:50 PM
t!8ball Does the crew reach the planet?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:50 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Zander.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:50 PM
`Something doesn't seem right.`
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:50 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya get off of Emmett now?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:50 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Brakia.
🎱 | Yes, definitely, [RP]retribution.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:50 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya get off Emmett?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:50 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Brakia.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:51 PM
Well, you guys can stay here.
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:51 PM
Move to my flipping legs, woman.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:51 PM
Have fun.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:51 PM
`These plants are not habitable together...at least, not that close to eatchother.`
`Something doesn't seem right.`
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:51 PM
`Something's off.`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:51 PM
JUST FUCK ALREADY!
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:51 PM
if it's wrong, burn it down.
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:51 PM
JIM, I NEED MY GRASS.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:51 PM
Oh.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:52 PM
`We need to leave. NOW.`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:52 PM
JUST EAT HER ASS
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:52 PM
`Just get out of the ship, were landing.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:52 PM
Something’s off, and it’s not Sanya.
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:52 PM
is her ass made of grass? (edited)
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:52 PM
`COULD YOU SSSHUT UP, SSSETH!`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:52 PM
`I think, the only thing ON is Seth.` (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:52 PM
eat sanya grass
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:52 PM
Not yet.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:52 PM
`Don't touch my butt.` (edited)
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:52 PM
`This atmosphere is much too polluted to hold this much plant life.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:52 PM
eat sanya.
sanya more like salad
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:53 PM
`We need to get out of here.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:53 PM
SANYA SALAD
SANYA SALAD
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:53 PM
mmm no thanks
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:53 PM
SANYA SALAD
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:53 PM
Lets press forward.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:53 PM
`Sanya isnt even edible, in any way. Most of her is actually poisons.`
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:53 PM
`SHUT UP GARLIC!`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:53 PM
For glory and my cock
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:53 PM
Let me flip over, at least!
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:53 PM
land the ship! I wanna see what's going on. (edited)
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:53 PM
`Seth, this planet isn't what it seems.`
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:53 PM
`Fine!`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:53 PM
I'M GOING TO LOG AND YOU CANT STOP ME
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:53 PM
How is Emmett even breathing?
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:54 PM
@Jelsafan0
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:54 PM
Social Experiment: Giving Someone A Fake Parachute and Recording them Die! (Gone Wrong!?!)
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:54 PM
t!8ball does everyone get off the ship to investigate the strange planet
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:54 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:55 PM
t!8ball I will literally kill you if you say no
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:55 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:55 PM
Alright
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:55 PM
thats it
no more tatsu
WatchfulDrake 25-Aug-18 01:55 PM
I've been reading them
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 01:55 PM
Tatsu is dead now we have to use another bot
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:56 PM
Are you like excreting oxygen or something?
WatchfulDrake 25-Aug-18 01:56 PM
I'm gonna swap to my pc and maybe I'll get to a quiet place and use my mic
Brakia 25-Aug-18 01:56 PM
`Me? I don't know.`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:56 PM
t!8ball Do we land and exit the ship?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:56 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:56 PM
t!8ball Do we land and exit the ship?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:56 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:56 PM
We’ll never get anywhere this way.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 01:56 PM
For more cartoons, art and music, visit jackstauber.com!
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:57 PM
No!
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:57 PM
That's kinda cool, if you are.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:57 PM
`We need to get away from this planet.`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:57 PM
hold on
ill be back
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:57 PM
Then let’s go, what’re we waiting for?
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:58 PM
`Seth, I'm taking the wheel.`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 01:59 PM
Zander 25-Aug-18 01:59 PM
I think you're more bearable now. I guess.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:59 PM
t!8ball does Kyle successfully pilot the ship away from the planet?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:59 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, ProfessorTree.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 01:59 PM
t!8ball does Kyle successfully pilot the ship away from the planet?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 01:59 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, ProfessorTree.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 01:59 PM
I’ll pilot the ship.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:00 PM
Fuck off nigger.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:00 PM
It’ll be fine!
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:00 PM
`Why are we going away from the planet?`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:00 PM
I’m great at piloting
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:00 PM
`This planet is unsafe.`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:00 PM
Who cares.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:00 PM
t!8ball Does a Unidentified Ship start coming towards our location?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:00 PM
🎱 | It is certain, TheBlade.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:00 PM
WINDOWS SMARTSCREEN HAS PREVENTED THE APPLICATION FROM RUNNING
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:00 PM
`Guys...`
`What is that.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:01 PM
idk man
he just falls on his face
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:01 PM
It's a ship.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:01 PM
`I'll scan it.`
`...`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:02 PM
How about we just ignore it instead because I don't care.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:02 PM
`Oh, fuck.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:02 PM
Sanya, could you pass me that bottle over there?
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:02 PM
there’s exactly 5 death in this planet
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:02 PM
`That's a Mantis warlord dropship.`
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:02 PM
`Uh, Sssure.`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:02 PM
Mmmmm Mantis.
Been a while since I had mantis stew.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:03 PM
t!8ball does garrick fly around aimlessly
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:03 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:03 PM
great
your turn
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:03 PM
`Manti are some of the most dangerous races known.`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:03 PM
Mantis warlord?
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:03 PM
`We need to get the hell out of here.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:03 PM
Then let’s go.
Jeez.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:03 PM
They're also the tastiest.
And I'm hungry.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:03 PM
they sound BURNABLE.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:03 PM
Ah. Now i’m interested.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:03 PM
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:03 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett start chugging down the space rum Sanya passed him?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:03 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Zander.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:04 PM
what
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:04 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett start chugging down the space rum Sanya passed him?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:04 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Zander.
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:04 PM
Whooh yeah.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:04 PM
`Are you getting drunk?`
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:04 PM
`Warlord dropships often carry at least 200 soldiers.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:04 PM
@Cringe
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:04 PM
I don't think so.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:04 PM
dont
zander
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:05 PM
`So, Kyle, do you even have any Heat sensors?`
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:05 PM
Takes me a few drinks of this to get me even tipsy.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:05 PM
zander, are you a frequent viewer of furry pornography
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:05 PM
`I do, but the ship is too far away to properly scan it.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:05 PM
please do not share this with us
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:05 PM
`Ok, we will wait then.`
`They would have sent something else if they wanted to kill us.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:06 PM
Want some, Sanya?
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:06 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya get up and sit in another chair?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:06 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Brakia.
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:06 PM
Oof.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:06 PM
`I don't think they know we're here. But they will.` (edited)
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:06 PM
The world feels lighter now.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:06 PM
`They are coming in our direction.`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:06 PM
t!8ball does the Mantis ship start violently shooting at us with spud guns
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:06 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, PlasmaPerson.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:06 PM
`And if this is a military place, then they would have high security.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:07 PM
Are those potatoes?
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:07 PM
AWESOME FREE FOOD
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:07 PM
I still feel deflated though.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:07 PM
t!8ball Do I slow my heart rate to 1 bpm?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:07 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Enchantingtable2013.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:07 PM
`I wonder what'sss happening outssside?`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:07 PM
Baked potatoes???
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:07 PM
``Potatoes are a main explosive in the Mantis arsenal.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:07 PM
SPUDS!
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:07 PM
I might actually be turning now.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:07 PM
t!8ball Does Seth shoot the warship and make it crash on a small baby?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:07 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:07 PM
`Emmett, you might want to come out here, we got a situation.` (edited)
`And we also have some grass.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:08 PM
Who the FUCK is Zander?
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:08 PM
`They're dropping in soldiers!`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:08 PM
I can die on command
see? i’ll prove it
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:09 PM
t!choose grab everyone and run to the ship | run to the ship | stand ground
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:09 PM
🤔 | ProfessorTree, I pick run to the ship!
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:09 PM
`I'm going back to she ship. I suggest you follow me.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:09 PM
HEY! MANTIS! PISS OFF!
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:09 PM
`Hey, where do you think your going?`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:09 PM
t!8ball did they drop soldiers?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:09 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Bagelwrecker.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:09 PM
thanks a lot coward!
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:09 PM
`Oh, It'sss the robot.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:09 PM
They’ll go away now.
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:09 PM
It's called "The Crave", by Seth.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:09 PM
I guarantee it.
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:10 PM
I need like, some grassy sustainance.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:10 PM
More potatoes.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:10 PM
`I am standing here, there is no point in running.`
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:10 PM
`Hundreds of soldiers are coming our way. We need to get out of here.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:10 PM
poopy powers
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:10 PM
At least like ten pounds a week.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:10 PM
`That'sss alot of grasss.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:11 PM
Hey guys, look at this cool tattoo that came out of nowhere!
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:11 PM
`What?`
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:11 PM
`Who the hell are you?`
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:11 PM
I am literally dying here and you care about a tattoo, Math.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:11 PM
I'm the real OG, but I've been lowkey.
Yep.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:12 PM
`Hey, Kyle, go turn yourself into a lawn mower or something.`
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:12 PM
`What doesss that even mean?`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:12 PM
Ah, you uncultured swine.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:12 PM
`Excuse me?`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:12 PM
Jim is outside the ship waiting for the arival of the other ship
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:12 PM
The most hip of avians know the code.
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:13 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett fall off the couch and attempt to get himself up?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:13 PM
🎱 | Yes, Zander.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:13 PM
`Lawn Mowers are probably the worst thing we can say something about Lawn Mowers.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:13 PM
Why don't we just drag him out to the grass?
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:13 PM
Is there anything outside? (edited)
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:14 PM
t!8ball Does the other Ship land?``
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:14 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, TheBlade.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:14 PM
`There's a warlord dropship outside.`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:14 PM
just carnage.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:14 PM
t8ball Does the ship land?
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:14 PM
Uh oh.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:14 PM
t!8ball does the other ship land?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:14 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, TheBlade.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:14 PM
t!8ball does the other ship land?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:14 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, TheBlade.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:14 PM
`The Mantis are coming. Seth thinks it'll be a good idea to try and fight.` (edited)
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:14 PM
🆙 | ProfessorTree leveled up!
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:15 PM
Cause I'm hungry nigga (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:15 PM
I just got out of a mid-sleep journey to find my creator and there's already people dying?
What a vacation.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:15 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya leave the ship to see what's happening?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:15 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Brakia.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:16 PM
`You ok, Emmett?`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:16 PM
`Everyone get out here, we are about to get some visitors.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:17 PM
Yes he is.
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:17 PM
I think I'm in a shitty position.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:17 PM
Totally not malnourished.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:17 PM
`What do you mean?`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:17 PM
Bubker gub
Eat it in a way
Sbubby
Efreef
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:18 PM
Snughds
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:18 PM
McNondald's I'm nuviit
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:18 PM
Burgerspleen
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:18 PM
Wensdays happy socks
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:18 PM
Bitchwaffle (edited)
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:19 PM
Warh broger
wow that's a broger
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:19 PM
cuckles
ist chuckan (edited)
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:19 PM
t!8ball does Emmett start saying nonsense. And hallucinating due to his condition
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:19 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, PlasmaPerson.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:20 PM
See, look at what my god gave me!
t!8ball Do I blink from one side of the room to the other?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:20 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:20 PM
See?
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:20 PM
Eef
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:20 PM
`Sorry stranger, nobody cares about your god right now. We need to get out of here.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:20 PM
Excuse me?
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:20 PM
May Squoat have mercy on us all
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:20 PM
freef
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:20 PM
I don't think you know who I am.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:20 PM
`I think Emmett'sss dieing.`
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:21 PM
`There are at least 200 Mantis soldiers coming our way. We need to leave.`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:21 PM
yeah maybe
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:21 PM
Well who's our co-pilot?
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:21 PM
`Ssseth.`
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:21 PM
`Seth, and he's stupid enough to try and kill and eat them.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:22 PM
What about Squanch
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:22 PM
Okay, I'm just gonna sit back and meditate on this situation then. Holla at me if you need help. (edited)
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:22 PM
`No one said anything about Mantis?`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:22 PM
t!8ball Does the Mantises make peaceful contact?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:22 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:22 PM
`What are you talking about?`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:22 PM
MATTHIAS
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:22 PM
t!8ball Do the Mantises make peaceful contact?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:22 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Bagelwrecker.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:22 PM
`I said at least twice that's a Mantis warlord dropship.`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:22 PM
`See guys, nothing to worry about.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:22 PM
IT'S THE GRASSHOPPERS, SETH. THE GRASSHOPPERS.
GET OUT OF THE WAY! (edited)
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:23 PM
"HAVE FREE POTATOS CITIZENS!"
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:23 PM
WE DON'T WANT YOUR GARBAGE
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:23 PM
THEY'RE GONNA EAT MOUSE'S BODY!
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:23 PM
`"Welcome to Ireland" is all i heard.`
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:24 PM
t!choose freak out and kill a mantis | stay calm | stay calm
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:24 PM
🤔 | ProfessorTree, I pick stay calm!
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:24 PM
GET AWAY FROM US YOU STUPID INSECTS
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:24 PM
GET INTO THE CRYOCHAMBER!
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:24 PM
`Chomsky, chill.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:24 PM
Oh hell no.
I'm not doing that again.
Last time that happened I came out 5 months later,
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:25 PM
`Why is everyone anngry and scared, its just a bunch of Potato loving people.`
`...That have military weapons.`
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:25 PM
`Why don't we jussst ssstick Emmett in the cryochamber?` (edited)
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:25 PM
I lived a good life. Emperor of the Bee Empire.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:25 PM
Because that's not a good idea.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:25 PM
`Beesss?`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:25 PM
shut up, robot
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:25 PM
He's obviously hallucinating.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:26 PM
t!8ball Do the Mantis' start searching the ship?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:26 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, TheBlade.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:26 PM
t!8ball do the Mantis' start searching the ship?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:26 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, TheBlade.
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:26 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:26 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 4]
In the end, the result was: 4
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:27 PM
Brody u turn
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:28 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya Inspect Emmett?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:28 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Brakia.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:28 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya Inspect Emmet?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:28 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Brakia.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:28 PM
`Hey, are you ok, Emmett?`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:29 PM
Emmett, you want to come over here?
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:29 PM
`He may be going through the crave. He's been without grass for four days, yes?`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:29 PM
I found a blade of gtass for you. (edited)
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:29 PM
`What'sss the Crave?`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:29 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky get some grass for Emmett because he doesn't want to be eaten
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:29 PM
🎱 | Yes, PlasmaPerson.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:30 PM
`After long periods of time without grass, Squoatlings begin to...lose their shit, if you will.`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:30 PM
ok, so I'm not sure what kind of grass it is but here you go
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:30 PM
t!8ball Do I cloak?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:30 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Enchantingtable2013.
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:30 PM
(Emmett just pukes it out after tasting the grass.) (edited)
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:31 PM
ok. Wrong grass.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:31 PM
`What did you feed him?`
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:31 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:31 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 2]
In the end, the result was: 2
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:31 PM
Good job dipshit.
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:31 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:31 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:32 PM
`What'sss happening to him?`
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:32 PM
`It's happening.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:32 PM
Maybe be could get seth to take him to his homeworlds?
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:32 PM
`He gets stronger and loses the ability to think.`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:32 PM
`Is his arm...pulsating?`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:32 PM
oh god.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:32 PM
`What'ss Happening?`
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:32 PM
`IT.`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:33 PM
EVERYONE MOVE
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:33 PM
You're a robot put it more simply.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:33 PM
GET HIM IN THE FUCKING ROOM!
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:33 PM
`His body cannot handle the low Grass rates in his body.`
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:33 PM
`I have no idea what that meanss.`
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:33 PM
`We need to leave and get some grass in him.`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:33 PM
`His chemestry is changing with his blood getting less grass.`
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:33 PM
WE NEED TO FIND SOME GRASS NOW
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:33 PM
Get your ass in the seat Seth, we're taking a road trip!
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:34 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya put Emmett in the cage Jim built?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:34 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Brakia.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:34 PM
`He might get stronger due to this, but his brain will loose functions quite slowly.`
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:34 PM
`Should I be worried?`
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:34 PM
I can still hear you guys.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:34 PM
Well don't look into the light buddy. (edited)
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:34 PM
t!8ball do we travel to the nearest space Wal-Mart to buy grass
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:34 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, PlasmaPerson.
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:34 PM
(Emmett looks at his arms, his fur pretty much slowly darkening.)
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:35 PM
t!8ball please, Emmett is dying
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:35 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:35 PM
To the store!
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:35 PM
t!8ball Do I dash outside and look for grass?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:35 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Enchantingtable2013.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:35 PM
`We need to find a plant-filled planet.` (edited)
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:35 PM
`Emmett? Can you tell me what'sss happening?`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:35 PM
`That doesn't look right...` (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:36 PM
t!8ball Do I just console Emmett?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:36 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:36 PM
t!8ball Does Seth pistol whip Emmett, knocking him out?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:36 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:36 PM
My body is pretty much turning to its natural form.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:36 PM
`Hmm. Cool.`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:36 PM
`Someone help me carry him in the cage.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:37 PM
He's asleep plantwoman.
I gotchu homie.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:37 PM
`This is potentially dangerous. We need to help him.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:37 PM
No shit sherlock.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:37 PM
`I'm talking to Sanya, asshat.` (edited)
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:38 PM
(Emmett quickly seems to wake up from the pistol whipping.)
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:38 PM
`Someone help me to carry him, while someone else pilot the ship out of here.`
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:38 PM
`Oh. `
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:38 PM
Seth, don't be an asshat.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:38 PM
I tried.
I'm gonna go smoke in the bathroom if you need me.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:39 PM
Lol the cool kids vape.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:39 PM
we have weed will that work
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:39 PM
i am crazy weed
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:39 PM
Yes make him eat Earth marijuana. (edited)
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:39 PM
`Seth, we need you to pilot the ship.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:39 PM
Space weed is like space crabs.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:40 PM
What?
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:40 PM
Let me go finish my cigarette.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:40 PM
`Finish it while piloting.`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:40 PM
Finneee.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:40 PM
No time to mess around man, get your behind in the seat.
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:41 PM
Am I growing a beard?
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:41 PM
`Yesss`
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:41 PM
t!8ball does Kyle thank the Mantis people for their hospitality?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:41 PM
🎱 | It is certain, ProfessorTree.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:41 PM
Wow you finally look like a grown squoat. (edited)
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:41 PM
your entire body is basically a beard get over it.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:41 PM
`Emmett, can you walk?`
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:41 PM
Probably.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:41 PM
`We need to get you somewhere you cant hurt anyone.`
t!8ball Does Jim help Emmett in the cell?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:42 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, TheBlade.
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:42 PM
Please don't lock me up.
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:42 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 10]
In the end, the result was: 10
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:42 PM
`Alright, this thing should hold up well if anything goes wrong.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:42 PM
It's for your own good!
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:42 PM
`Cant take any...OH SHIT`
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:42 PM
`Fuck.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:42 PM
Holy crap!
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:42 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:42 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 9]
In the end, the result was: 9
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:42 PM
AAAAAA WHY IS HE SUDDENLY SO BUFF
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:43 PM
Kambras, Emmett has the crave again.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:43 PM
Guys he's getting stupider and stronger!
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:43 PM
HOLY 🅱️RAP
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:43 PM
`Get him in the cell! GET HIM IN THE CELL!!`
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:43 PM
`What'sss happening to him? Why isss he ssso buff?`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:43 PM
`He is in the cell.`
`I locked it, we are good.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:43 PM
How do we stop it
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:43 PM
`As long as no one breaks it.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:43 PM
You feed it grass stranger.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:43 PM
`He's becoming insane. The crave is affecting him.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:44 PM
(Emmett slams his head on the door, putting a small, but noticeable dent in it.) (edited)
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:44 PM
`Oh really, you can't tell?`
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:44 PM
`I'm telling the Floran.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:44 PM
Finally you're making some sense, you bulk of metal!
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:44 PM
`Thank god i took those welding classes.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:44 PM
Thank god I dropped out.
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:44 PM
Meat is strength!
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:45 PM
emmett! u gay
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:45 PM
No, grass is!
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:45 PM
`Grass is brain.`
taps head
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:45 PM
that’ll fix this.
What if i just possess him?
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:45 PM
KAMBRAS! Emmett is dealing with the crave again.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:45 PM
Is seth gonna pilot this ship?
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:45 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya start following Emmett for research?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:45 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Brakia.
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:45 PM
"Huh? The Crave?"
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:45 PM
`Garrick, don't his brain will hurt you.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:45 PM
Don't be stupid plantwoman.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:45 PM
Do I even have a brain?
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:45 PM
He'll eat you alive.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:45 PM
`Thisss isss neat... I ssshould write thisss down.` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:46 PM
When he doesn't have grass.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:46 PM
I don’t think that’s how ghosts work.
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:46 PM
"Oh! I hope he's okay."
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:46 PM
Actually, that gives me an idea.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:46 PM
`Your body is made of Neural transfermations....you ARE a brain` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:46 PM
Happened once while you guys were having sex.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:46 PM
Hey Floran, rip some of your hair off and feed it to him.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:47 PM
`I don't think that would work.`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:47 PM
`Its poison, dont.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:47 PM
Are you sure?
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:47 PM
`83.7% of her is.`
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:47 PM
`My hair are leavesss, not grasss.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:47 PM
I'm a tooth machine!
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:47 PM
`Well...on average.`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:47 PM
t!8ball Does Seth airlock Kambras for being useless?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:47 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:47 PM
Oh please, I’ve possessed worse things.
I can handle Emmett.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:47 PM
congratulations?
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:47 PM
JUST GET THIS RIG OFF THE GROUND AND STOP TALKING TO HIS GIRL!!!! (edited)
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:48 PM
I turned on the autopilot.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:48 PM
hurry up nerds
i’m waiting for my turn so garrick can possess emmett
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:48 PM
(Emmett bites and tears off one of the bars on the door.)
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:48 PM
Oh, for Christ’s sake.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:49 PM
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:49 PM
Jeez Emmett you need to calm down.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:49 PM
CAN YOU NOT GO ANY FASTER?
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:49 PM
knock him unconscious or something
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:49 PM
t!8ball does Kyle try to knock him unconsious with a sonic boom?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:49 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, ProfessorTree.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:49 PM
How about you do it you stupid human!
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:49 PM
Have a cigarrette or something.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:49 PM
`I got this.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:49 PM
@TheBlade go
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:50 PM
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:50 PM
We should tie him down.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:50 PM
t!8ball Has the auto pilot found a grass filled planet?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:50 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, TheBlade.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:50 PM
t!choose possess emmett | possess emmett 1 second later than the other option
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:50 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick possess emmett 1 second later than the other option!
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:50 PM
great
wow
i did it
gotem
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:50 PM
Blade, you draw attention, I'll take him down from behind.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:50 PM
fine
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:50 PM
`Blade?`
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:51 PM
`He's in a cell! The hell is wrong with you?`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:51 PM
`We dont have any knifes around.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:51 PM
Wow, I’m huge.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:51 PM
`Thisss iss really interesssting!`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:51 PM
Jim, I mean.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:51 PM
t!8ball Does Seth hand Emmett a lit cigarette?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:51 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Bagelwrecker.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:51 PM
Sorry.
God given powers, remember?
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:51 PM
(Thats a yes)
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:51 PM
`What?`
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:51 PM
(Emmett starts faceplanting into the door, making a larger dent each time.) (edited)
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:51 PM
`anyway, we need to prepare for the worse.`
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:51 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:51 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 13]
In the end, the result was: 13
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:52 PM
The god of Avos has blessed me.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:52 PM
TAKE THE FUCKING CIGARETTE RETARD
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:52 PM
We need to bind him down.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:52 PM
AAA MY EARS
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:52 PM
HE NEEDS A CIGARETTE!
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:52 PM
KYLE THAT WAS SO LOUD
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:53 PM
i’ll be fair this time
i’ll do a normal 8ball
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:53 PM
(Emmett falls on his back from the noise. It seems that he could be knocked out for good.)
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:53 PM
We need to bind him down while he's out Jim.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:53 PM
hurry up smellie
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:53 PM
t!8ball Does the auto pilot find a planet?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:53 PM
🎱 | It is certain, TheBlade.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:53 PM
t!choose Kick door down causing the door to fall atop Emmett | Kick Door Down | FAIL | Airlock Kambras |
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:53 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick Kick Door Down!
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:53 PM
t!8ball vro does garrick possess emmett or not
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:53 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:54 PM
got it
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:54 PM
TAKE THE CIGARETTE!
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:54 PM
You fool!
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:54 PM
`Great, now i need to fix the door.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:54 PM
Stop it! He's asleep!
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:54 PM
vro om
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:54 PM
`I'm hungry.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:54 PM
Oh, come on.
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:54 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett kick the door up from him suddenly, slamming it down on Seth?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:54 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:54 PM
V R O O M V R O O M
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:54 PM
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:54 PM
`FUCK`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:54 PM
There’s an otherworldly power keeping me from possessing Emmett.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:54 PM
Bind him down first, Jim. I'll scout the planet!
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:55 PM
`EVERYONE GET IN HERE` (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:55 PM
Guess he’ll die.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:55 PM
t!8ball Does Seth kick the door up from him suddenly, slamming it down on Emmett?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:55 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:55 PM
t!8ball Does Seth kick the door up from him suddenly, slamming it down on Emmett?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:55 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:55 PM
t!8ball Does Seth kick the door up from him suddenly, slamming it down on Emmett?
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:55 PM
`WE GOT A PROBLEM`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:55 PM
t!8ball Does Seth kick the door up from him suddenly, slamming it down on Emmett?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:55 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:55 PM
t!8ball Does Seth kick the door up from him suddenly, slamming it down on Emmett?
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:55 PM
Fuck off, tiny elf man.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:55 PM
t!8ball Does Seth kick the door up from him suddenly, slamming it down on Emmett?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:55 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:55 PM
`You woke him up!`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:55 PM
What is it Jim?
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:55 PM
idio
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:55 PM
`THE DOOR IS GONE`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
SETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
The door is atop Emmett.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
YOU LET HIM OUT
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
YOU PHUCKING IDIOT!
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
`SETH JUST KICKED IT DOWN LIKE A MAD MAN`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
Wait, I can't actually say curses?
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
garrick witha nose
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett push the door aside, pick up the tiny elf man, and sling him over to the restroom?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
Hey Maia
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
The floran is a Female Dog in Spainish.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
he knose all
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
Um,
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:56 PM
`Fuck you, bird.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:57 PM
he NOSE all
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:57 PM
Black Person.
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:57 PM
CAN'T THIS SHIP GO ANY FASTER
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:57 PM
GREEN PERSON
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:57 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:57 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 6]
In the end, the result was: 6
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:57 PM
Curse.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 02:57 PM
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:57 PM
do we to a t roll equal to our streinght?
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:57 PM
Mule.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:57 PM
streinght
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:57 PM
Avos curse it.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:57 PM
t!choose Speed up ship | Airlock Kambras | Fail | Slow down ship
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 02:57 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick Airlock Kambras!
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:58 PM
Me feel bad
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:58 PM
Bye Kambras
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:58 PM
why'd you do that
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:58 PM
me feel bad too
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 02:58 PM
I didn't like her.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 02:58 PM
`Ssso, asss he getsss get ssstronger, he getsss dumber. I sssee.`
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 02:59 PM
`Then he gets weaker, and dies.`
`yes.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 02:59 PM
Yes this was well known, you Female Dog in Spainish. (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:59 PM
ssssssssssssssssshut up
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:59 PM
(Emmett starts making incoherent noises.) (edited)
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:59 PM
Whose turn is it
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 02:59 PM
he's becoming super San
Zander 25-Aug-18 02:59 PM
Bab ab boo boo boo bedo
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 02:59 PM
Oh my God! He’s becoming Super Sans!
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 03:00 PM
Plantwoman, you incompetent phuck.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 03:00 PM
OH GOD! EMMETT IS BECOMING SANS!!!
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:00 PM
p huck
Brakia 25-Aug-18 03:00 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya pull her flower out of her hair, putting it in Emmett's face?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:00 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Brakia.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 03:00 PM
Brakia 25-Aug-18 03:00 PM
`Let'sss ssse what happensss when i do thisss.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 03:01 PM
What the Underworld is a sans?
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 03:01 PM
I don’t know, man.
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:01 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett lick Sanya without repercussion due to his immense strength?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:01 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Zander.
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:01 PM
no
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 03:01 PM
what in the underground is sans
Brakia 25-Aug-18 03:01 PM
`Sssniff it!`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 03:01 PM
I’ll sniff it.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 03:01 PM
`Not you.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 03:01 PM
You're gonna get your Mule kicked plantwoman.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 03:02 PM
yes he does
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:02 PM
Plantwoman funy
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 03:02 PM
garrick your nose is gay
Brakia 25-Aug-18 03:02 PM
`C'mon. Jussst Sssniff the flower.`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 03:02 PM
SNIFFFFF
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 03:02 PM
Emmett, hang in there buddy.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 03:02 PM
It smells smelly.
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:02 PM
smell good
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 03:02 PM
`Ok, thats enough.`
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:02 PM
🆙 | TheBlade leveled up!
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 03:03 PM
i want to talk like emmett is talking right now
plant smelly
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 03:04 PM
t!choose the flower sniffing cures him | paralyzes him | make him buffer
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:04 PM
🤔 | PlasmaPerson, I pick paralyzes him!
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:04 PM
night night
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 03:04 PM
goodnight emmett
Brakia 25-Aug-18 03:04 PM
`Huh. That worked.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:04 PM
i only do it for squoma nature
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 03:05 PM
sweet dreams monster
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:05 PM
SQUAWM
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 03:05 PM
Watch your Cursed mouth you infidel.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 03:05 PM
`have we landed yet?`
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 03:05 PM
what is squoat nature
swuoma
squoma!
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 03:05 PM
Call my friend a monster again and I will end you.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 03:06 PM
literally what even are you matthias
Santa is Dead 25-Aug-18 03:06 PM
he's a bird man
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 03:06 PM
i’m after blade, btw
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 03:06 PM
t!8ball Do I go and test out my new powers in the outerworld?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:06 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Enchantingtable2013.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 03:06 PM
just had to leave the vc
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:06 PM
smov cwinimal
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 03:06 PM
`Somone needs to get out the ship, get some grass, and shove it down his throught.`
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 03:06 PM
Ooh das cool.
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 03:06 PM
i still want to possess emmett before he becomes normal again
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 03:06 PM
I guess I have to get some grass (edited)
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 03:06 PM
Brakia 25-Aug-18 03:07 PM
`I'll ssstay with Emmett. `
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 03:07 PM
I might as well test my newfound powers as well.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 03:07 PM
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 03:07 PM
t!8ball Does Seth show off how good he is with flying the ship by committing 9/11 part 2 without destroying the ship or killing us?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:07 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 03:07 PM
`Everyone else ssshould get sssome grasss` (edited)
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 03:07 PM
Stupid Final Frontier I

Ark: Does Lucius find himself in his bed?

8ball: No.

Brody: Does Sanya slip away from the mad police man and find her ex-target's room?

8ball: Most likely.

Sean: Is Sanya now sucking Emmett's pp?

8ball: Ask again.

Sean: Is Sanya now sucking Emmett's pp?

8ball: Yes.

Sean: I'm back guys--woah what is going on here?

Zander: Sanya, what the hell?

Sean: Emmett, you can't trick me. She's sucking your goat stick.

Brody: SSSanya isss checking meat'sss tendernessssss...

Zander: How did you even get in my room?

Sean: Emmett's raping a plant!

Blade: What the fuck is going on here?

Blade: Does Jim try not to puke?

8ball: Most likely.

Zander: Her lips are too enclosed for me to pull out!

Brody: Needsss more sssauce.

Zander: Does Emmett give her sauce?

8ball: Yes.

Zander: I just came inside of a plant.

Sean: What the fuck, Emmett?

Blade: Get him out of her!

Ark skips his turn to play some stupid game.

Brody: Does Sanya suck it up and let go yet?

8ball: Not likely.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 03:10 PM
that's a fuck no from me, dawg
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 03:10 PM
lol
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:10 PM
Brody's a wuss
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 03:10 PM
come back
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 03:10 PM
That's a hell yes from me dawg
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:11 PM
t!8ball So, is Emmett faking it?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:11 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Zander.
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:11 PM
t!8ball So, is Emmett faking it?
t!8ball So, is Emmett faking it?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:11 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Zander.
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:12 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:12 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 3]
In the end, the result was: 3
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Aug-18 03:12 PM
what
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:13 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:13 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 03:13 PM
hot
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:13 PM
-3 intelligence
Brakia 25-Aug-18 03:13 PM
it's my turn, right?
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:13 PM
Join the voice.
It is.
I'm paralyzed, with nothing that I can do.
You guys win.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 03:14 PM
oof
offended over dumb joke
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 03:14 PM
Issa joke
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:14 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, ProfessorTree.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 03:15 PM
t!8ball does Kyle get out of the ship and get some grass?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:15 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, ProfessorTree.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 03:16 PM
t!8ball Does sanya pull grass out of her ass?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 03:16 PM
t!8ball Does sanya pull grass out of her ass?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 03:16 PM
t!8ball Does sanya pull grass out of her ass?
t!8ball Does sanya pull grass out of her ass?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 03:18 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett pee in his mouth?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:18 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:18 PM
t!8ball Is that "his" Seth's?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:18 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 03:19 PM
t!8ball is "Seth's" Sanya's?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:19 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 03:19 PM
Disgusting
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 03:19 PM
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 03:19 PM
I'd fuck it
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 03:19 PM
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 03:19 PM
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 03:19 PM
Lilander
t!8ball is there grass on this planet?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:20 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, ProfessorTree.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 03:21 PM
t!8ball Does Jim get ready with a shotgun to shoot as soon as Emmetts moves?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:21 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, TheBlade.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 03:21 PM
t!8ball Does Jim get ready with a shotgun to shoot as soon as Emmett moves?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:21 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, TheBlade.
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:21 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett do nothing?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:21 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Zander.
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:21 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett do nothing?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:21 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Zander.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 03:22 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya go get grass for Emmett?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:22 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Brakia.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 03:22 PM
whoever has a fetish for plants, call me.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 03:22 PM
t!8ball Do I find grass and blink back to the ship?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:22 PM
🎱 | Yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 03:22 PM
Cool.
I like moving at the speed of light, it's fun.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 03:23 PM
`Quick, give it to Emmett.`
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 03:25 PM
t!8ball Does Seth pull out his penis and fuck a woman?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:25 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 03:25 PM
t!8ball does Kyle feed Emmett the grass?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:25 PM
🎱 | It is certain, ProfessorTree.
ProfessorTree 25-Aug-18 03:26 PM
`Here. Eat this.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:26 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett not able to digest this?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:26 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Zander.
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:26 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett not able to digest this?
t!8ball Is Emmett not able to digest this?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:26 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:26 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett not able to digest this?
t!8ball Is Emmett not able to digest this?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:26 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
Brakia 25-Aug-18 03:27 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya Force feed Emmett the grass?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:27 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Brakia.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 03:27 PM
`You have to shove it down his throught.`
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:27 PM
throat
Squoat
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 03:28 PM
t!8ball Does Seth shove his arms into Emmett's mouth with grass in his hands?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:28 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 03:28 PM
HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE
Enchantingtable2013 25-Aug-18 03:30 PM
t!8ball is Emmett now safe from the crave... for now?
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:30 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Enchantingtable2013.
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:31 PM
t!8ball is emmett technically suffocating now
Tatsumaki 25-Aug-18 03:31 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Zander.
TheBlade 25-Aug-18 03:33 PM
XD
Bagelwrecker 25-Aug-18 03:35 PM
tfw he didn't actually read the rule
It said if her age is on the clock she AINT ready for your cock
Good
Zander 25-Aug-18 03:36 PM
Space Rule 359: Be cautious of impending deadlines.
Boran*
Zander 25-Aug-18 11:01 PM
(Emmett, after having rested for a good ten hours after his incident, wakes up to write a note for everyone to see in the lounge.) (edited)
Hey guys. Sorry about what happened earlier. I didn't think it would scare you that much.
I'm glad that you care about my wellbeing though.
I'll try to ration my grass if needed from now on. And I'll try not to attack any members in the meanwhile. (Sorry Seth!)
I only have only question however. Where did my llama friend go? I was going to speak with her tomorrow about something, but it seems she fled the ship.
Your Usual Pilot,

Emmett Tawfeek.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:10 PM
t!8ball does Sanya wake up?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:10 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:11 PM
t!8ball Does Seth go and take a shower?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:11 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Bagelwrecker.
ProfessorTree 26-Aug-18 03:12 PM
t!8ball does Kyle reboot?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:12 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, ProfessorTree.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:13 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett occupying the restroom as Seth gets to it?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:13 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Zander.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:13 PM
also, i’m still gonna play, i just can’t be in the vc
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:13 PM
Not even deafened?
Or are you talking to others?
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:13 PM
if it’s my turn, ping me or smth
i’m below blade, iirc
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:14 PM
Yeah
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:14 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya have night terrors in her sleep?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:14 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:15 PM
t!8ball Does Seth have sex with one of the women that doesn't have a std and isn't a robot while in the shower?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:15 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:15 PM
@Treydel (Retribution)
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:16 PM
t!8ball is garrick awake
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:16 PM
does garrick even sleep
oh cmon
you homo
t!8ball is garrick awake
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, [RP]retribution.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:16 PM
Pretend sleep
He sees through his eyelids
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:17 PM
`hunt...`
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:17 PM
Huh?
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:17 PM
`mmmgh`
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 03:17 PM
that was my discord glitching
I couldn't decline the call
so I joined then left
it was from jack box last night
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:18 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett ignore the troubled Floran and set off for the cockpit?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:18 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:18 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett ignore the troubled Floran and set off for the cockpit?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:18 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Zander.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:18 PM
👁👄👁
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:18 PM
Sassy
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:18 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya wake up with a start?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:18 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Brakia.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:18 PM
we’ll never know if emmett set off for the cockpit
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:19 PM
Sanya, wake up.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:19 PM
`hessscoming...`
`mmm`
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:19 PM
mmm
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:19 PM
t!8ball Does Seth go back into the cockpit after he finishes the shower?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:19 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:19 PM
t!8ball Does Seth go back into the cockpit after he finishes the shower?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:19 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:19 PM
8ball sassy
@Treydel (Retribution)
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:20 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Brakia.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:20 PM
t!8ball does garrick go find everyone else
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:20 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, [RP]retribution.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:21 PM
Oh hey Garrick.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:21 PM
Heya. Where’s Seth?
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:21 PM
t!8ball Is Seth in the cockpit?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:21 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:22 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya awaken?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:22 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Brakia.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:22 PM
`hmm? oh, hello guysss.`
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:23 PM
Hey.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:23 PM
Emmett, we need to go to the dealer again.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:24 PM
No.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:24 PM
You want me to start smoking in the cockpit again?
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 03:24 PM
t!8ball Did matthias sneak out during the night in order to spread knowledge as Avos' Buddha?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:24 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Enchantingtable2013.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:24 PM
Neither of those are nice.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:25 PM
Space weed is helpful.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:25 PM
But disgusting.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:25 PM
Then give me some of your grass.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:26 PM
I once choked on some of it and like, saw an epilepsy with my eyes. (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:26 PM
You two sure love space drugs.
Hey, I won’t judge.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:26 PM
Grass isn't a drug
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:26 PM
You want me to die, shithead?
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:26 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:26 PM
It's a life preserver.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:26 PM
Not like I would know.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:27 PM
(Garrick literally says this.)
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:27 PM
yeah
that’s the point
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:27 PM
Yeah, for me.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:27 PM
t!8ball Does Seth pilot the ship through a blackhole without protection?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:27 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:28 PM
t!8ball Does Seth pilot the ship through a blackhole without protection?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:28 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:28 PM
dear god
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:29 PM
Ahhhh yeah
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:29 PM
Did you seriously forget the protection?
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:29 PM
Protection messes up the steering.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:29 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) (We're going through a black hole, and thus, are facing the effects of going through one without protection.)
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:30 PM
nice
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:31 PM
It's your turn
t!8ball Are Emmett's hands crab claws now?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:32 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:32 PM
Ugh. What are these things?
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:32 PM
Yum crab
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:32 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya turn into a potted plant (edited)
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:32 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Brakia.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:33 PM
Sanya, you have like, fourteen eyes.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:33 PM
what
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:33 PM
`What?`
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:33 PM
Close one eye.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:33 PM
Where are my legs?
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:34 PM
`You don't have legs.`
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:34 PM
Ohhhh... right...
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:34 PM
(Garrick percieves that he has chicken legs though) (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:36 PM
right
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 03:37 PM
t!8ball Does the black hole bear infinite amounts of cheese?
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:37 PM
These things are so clunky.
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:37 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:37 PM
t!8ball Does the black hole bear infinite amounts of women?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:37 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:37 PM
(Emmett snaps at Sanya.)
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:38 PM
`Don't sssnap at me!`
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:38 PM
I can't control this!
@Treydel (Retribution)
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:38 PM
t!8ball does garrick look like a chicken
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:38 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:38 PM
answer the stupid
t!8ball does garrick look like a chicken
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:38 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:39 PM
t!8ball does garrick look like a chicken
i’m literally h
t!8ball does garrick look like a chicken
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:39 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:39 PM
fine.
he doesn’t even exist.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:39 PM
You're literally Trey
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:39 PM
t!8ball does garrick look like a chicken
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:39 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:39 PM
so he looks like a duck, then.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:39 PM
That's a lot of dead women.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:39 PM
He's in Duck Game?
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:39 PM
yeah
ghost game
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:39 PM
Seth, I think the black hole made you busty.
@Treydel (Retribution) Make a resprite for Garrick in Duck Game
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:40 PM
Oh cool I can give myself a boob job now
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:40 PM
aight
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:40 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett run over to the console, turning on the protection?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:40 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Zander.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:40 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett run over to the console, turning on the protection?
t!8ball Does Emmett run over to the console, turning on the protection?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:40 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:41 PM
Please let this end.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:41 PM
WHAT AM I???
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:41 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya run to the console?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:41 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Brakia.
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 03:41 PM
t!8ball Is the black hole full of infinite amount of grass?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:41 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Enchantingtable2013.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:43 PM
This is pain.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:43 PM
t!8ball does Hector appear inside the ship's bathroom?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:43 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:43 PM
All that grass, wasted.
(Matthias appears in Hector's old ship.) (edited)
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 03:44 PM
Why am I here?!
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:44 PM
`Guysss? We have a new passsenger.`
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:44 PM
OH SHIT NEW CREW MEMBER
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:44 PM
`And he'sss in our toilet.`
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:45 PM
GET OUT OF THE TOILET!
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:45 PM
@Treydel (Retribution)
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:45 PM
i’m never being a duck again
t!8ball does garrick waddle over to the console and frantically press things
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:45 PM
🎱 | Yes, [RP]retribution.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:45 PM
What is a duck
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:45 PM
me
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:45 PM
`Can I eat ducksss?`
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:46 PM
Yeah, but not me.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:46 PM
t!8ball Is the protection applied on the ship finally, changing everyone back aside from Hector?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:46 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Zander.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:46 PM
WHY ISNT THIS STUPID THING WORKING
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:47 PM
These claws have a mind on their own?
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 03:48 PM
t!8ball does Hector get out of the toilet?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:48 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:48 PM
t!8ball Does Matieu appear in the bathroom as well?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:48 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:49 PM
t!8ball Does Matieu's asshole become his mouth and his mouth his asshole?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:49 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:49 PM
@Treydel (Retribution)
Can someone stop this crazy thing?
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:50 PM
right
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:50 PM
`Sssomeone get thisss guy out of the toilet.` (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:50 PM
t!8ball does garrick continue pressing things
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:50 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, [RP]retribution.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:51 PM
t!8ball Is the protection finally applied?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:51 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:51 PM
WHEN WILL IT END?
This tiny duck body is very limiting, I can barely fly
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 03:52 PM
we need to try and fix whatever this is
t!8ball does Hector climb out of the toilet and head to the console?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:52 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:52 PM
t!8ball Does Matieu appear in Seth's stash of Women?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:52 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Brakia.
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 03:54 PM
Where am I...
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 03:54 PM
t!8ball Is Seth's stash inside Iris's anus? (edited)
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:54 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 26-Aug-18 03:54 PM
@Treydel (Retribution)
(Currently helping my family, so brb)
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:54 PM
t!8ball does it finally work please please let it work
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:54 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 03:55 PM
@
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 03:57 PM
finally it works
t!8ball is hector alarmed by the crew and pull out a syringe?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 03:58 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, MultiTheDuck.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 03:58 PM
okay now stay back
who are you
Brakia 26-Aug-18 03:59 PM
`Your new crewmatesss. You are on our ssship.`
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:00 PM
how did I get here, where is Matieu? (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 04:00 PM
I don't know where I am, Hector.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 04:01 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya open Seth's trapdoor under his bed that leads to Seth's stash?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:01 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Brakia.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 04:01 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya open Seth's trapdoor under his bed that leads to Seth's stash?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:01 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:02 PM
t!8ball Does Seth do the funny?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:02 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:04 PM
3
t!8ball Does Iris' butthole grind up the women, causing her to inhale their nutrients?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:05 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:05 PM
t!8ball Does Iris' butthole grind up the women, causing her to inhale their nutrients?
t!8ball Does Iris' butthole grind up the women, causing her to inhale their nutrients?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:05 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Zander.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:06 PM
t!8ball Does Iris' butthole grind up the women, causing her to inhale their nutrients?
t!8ball Does Iris' butthole grind up the women, causing her to inhale their nutrients?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:06 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:06 PM
t!8ball Does Iris' butthole grind up the women, causing her to inhale their nutrients?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:06 PM
🎱 | Yes, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:06 PM
There goes all my women (edited)
Brakia 26-Aug-18 04:07 PM
t!8ball Does Matieu crawl out of Iris' ass?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:07 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Brakia.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:07 PM
t!8ball Does Matieu crawl out of Iris' ass?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:07 PM
🎱 | Yes, Zander.
ProfessorTree 26-Aug-18 04:07 PM
🤔
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:08 PM
You need to be here
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:09 PM
Matieu!
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:09 PM
t!8ball Does Matieu contract space aids?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:09 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:09 PM
t!8ball Does Matieu contract space aids?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:09 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:10 PM
t!8ball Does Hector, despite all of this madness, go to the cockpit and start stirring the ship in a random direction?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:10 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:10 PM
come on where did my ship go?!
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 04:11 PM
And who the hell are these people?
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:11 PM
Whoops was that me who shot it down?
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:11 PM
Are you serious?
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:11 PM
RIP Mathias may you burn in hell.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:12 PM
t!8ball does hector check Matieu or wounds or diseases?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:12 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, MultiTheDuck.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:13 PM
I need to pilot this hunk of junk.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 04:13 PM
t!8ball Does the ship crash on a plant planet?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:13 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Brakia.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 04:13 PM
t!8ball Does the ship crash on a plant planet (edited)
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:13 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:13 PM
t!8ball do we all die?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:13 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:14 PM
t!8ball Is plant planet my home planet?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:14 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:14 PM
t!8ball Is plant planet my home planet?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:14 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:14 PM
@ProfessorTree COME PLAY BLOSER
ProfessorTree 26-Aug-18 04:15 PM
Not until I get home
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:15 PM
Because Silas can't type on his phone or anything
t!8ball Does everyone take damage from the crash?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:15 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:15 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:15 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 6]
In the end, the result was: 6
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:16 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:16 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 25]
In the end, the result was: 25
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:16 PM
Should've worn my seatbelt...
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:16 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 11]
In the end, the result was: 11
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 04:16 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:16 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 25]
In the end, the result was: 25
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:16 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:16 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 14]
In the end, the result was: 14
Brakia 26-Aug-18 04:16 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:16 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 11]
In the end, the result was: 11
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 04:17 PM
Wow.
And there's a really big fuckin hole (edited)
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:17 PM
ouch, that hurt. Is everyone still alive?
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:17 PM
Oh hey look there are elves. (edited)
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:18 PM
Is this that O'nasel planet you've been talking about?
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:18 PM
t!8ball does hector go around treating everyone's wounds restoring their health?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:18 PM
🎱 | Yes, MultiTheDuck.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:19 PM
That's O'nasera.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:19 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:19 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 25]
In the end, the result was: 25
Brakia 26-Aug-18 04:19 PM
`Thanksss`
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:19 PM
You're a doctor?
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:20 PM
Now if you excuse me I got things to do, thank you for the healing.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:20 PM
you could say
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 04:21 PM
Thanks Hector.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:22 PM
Licensed?
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:22 PM
yes
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:22 PM
Nice.
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 04:23 PM
I'm his right hand.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:23 PM
Right hand? So you're a nurse then.
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 04:24 PM
You could say.
t!8ball Do I show off my INTENSE NURSESHIP by cutting open Emmett's artery and sealing it back together in a couple of seconds?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:24 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 04:25 PM
t!8ball Do I show off my INTENSE NURSESHIP by cutting open Emmett's artery and sealing it back together in a couple of seconds?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:25 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:25 PM
t!8ball Does Seth don his Starfleet captain uniform and exit the ship?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:25 PM
🎱 | Yes, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:26 PM
I would have fucked you up so hard if that wasn't an artery.
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 04:26 PM
See? It hurts, but I won't let you die.
Now rate my practice on a 1 to 10, be honest!
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:27 PM
Dear god Matieu, at least let me knock them out first
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:27 PM
1, as you nearly killed me for no reason.
Sheesh. (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 04:28 PM
Once more, I wouldn't let you die.
Nor would Hector.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:28 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett make as much space between him and Matieu as possible before exiting the ship?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:28 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:28 PM
I'm sorry about that.... sir?
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 04:29 PM
Jeez, he's one of those. They take it for granted until the day they need it the most.
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 04:29 PM
i see nobody bothered to ping me
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:29 PM
It's hard to ping you when you aren't in voice
Treydel (Retribution) 26-Aug-18 04:29 PM
and then i forgot this was happening
how
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:30 PM
Because I had to leave momentarily and then I thought you left.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:30 PM
You did step out of line, you know if we're gonna do something like that to knock them out first
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:31 PM
You wanna go see my ship collection?
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:32 PM
You have a ship collection?
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 04:32 PM
Sorry, Hector.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:32 PM
I got a bunch from captured pirates and many from before.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:32 PM
t!8ball Do Hector and Matieu try and catch up with the others?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:32 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 04:32 PM
`You guysss go on. I'll find sssomething to do.`
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:32 PM
Thankfully military law lets us keep looted goods as long as we pay for 25% of the value.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:33 PM
It's fine, he's still alive, that's a plus
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:33 PM
Sure...


What happened to my girlfriend?
Brakia 26-Aug-18 04:33 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya find someone to stab?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:33 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:33 PM
During the scuffle between us I sat upon the airlock remote
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:33 PM
(Emmett looks upset by this.)
What the fuck, man?
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 04:34 PM
t!8ball Do I start talking to Hector about how strange these people are?`
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:34 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:34 PM
Look you threw me and I landed on the remote
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:34 PM
I vaguely remember you being tossed to the restroom.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:35 PM
I kinda kicked down the door to give you a cigarette.
t!8ball Does Seth calm Emmett down?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:37 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Bagelwrecker.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:37 PM
@Treydel (Retribution)
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:37 PM
I'm sorry Emmett, I hate that I airlocked her.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:39 PM
Dude, she was my world.
Well, not really.
She kinda was too happy for me.
That brain damage really killed the mood for me.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:40 PM
Plenty of space fish in the galaxy.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:40 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett see a huge castle in the distance?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:40 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:40 PM
Ah, my father's castle.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:41 PM
Reminds me of the time I spent serving the Martian kings
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:42 PM
Mars? Like that planet that is around Earth?
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:43 PM
Yes, havn't been been there in a long time but yes
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:43 PM
Well let's call a taxi.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:44 PM
Don't you guys still use horses or something?
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:45 PM
t!8ball does Hector check his medical supplies while everyone is waiting for a taxi?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:45 PM
🎱 | Most likely, MultiTheDuck.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:46 PM
We mostly do.
We try to keep the planet clean.
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 04:46 PM
t!8ball Do I ask Hector to have my Stimgun back?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:46 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:46 PM
I'll have the police solve the whole crashed ship thing.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:47 PM
Is that really their jurisdiction?
Brakia 26-Aug-18 04:47 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya find more people to kill?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:47 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:48 PM
I mean it crashed on my dad's land technically.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:48 PM
Hey, where's Sanya?
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:48 PM
Who?
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:49 PM
The plant woman.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:49 PM
Shit, I don't need her stabbing people and getting arrested.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:49 PM
oh, I thought I made them up while delirious from the blackhole
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 04:50 PM
Hey Hector, the stimgun.
Kind of hard to be a combat medic without it.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:50 PM
Here, I think we will need it soon
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:51 PM
You think there's any--ahem--women for me here?
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:52 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya get arrested?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:52 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:52 PM
Seth?
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:52 PM
What's up?
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:52 PM
@Treydel (Retribution)
You think there's any--ahem--women for me here? (edited)
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:53 PM
We might have to go deeper into the forest.
Unless you're fine with your partner being 1-2 feet taller than you.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:53 PM
I don't really like elves, no offense.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 04:54 PM
Not a problem.
We'll go deeper into the forest then after we visit my family.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:54 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett slow down a bit so that Hector and Matieu may catch up?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:54 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Zander.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:55 PM
Thank you for waiting
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 04:56 PM
Yeah thanks.
And sorry about cutting open your artery, I should've put you asleep first (edited)
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:56 PM
You really shouldn't touch me unless I'm hurt. Or at all.
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 04:56 PM
That's pretty rude of you.
Zander 26-Aug-18 04:56 PM
But it's fine, I guess.
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 04:57 PM
I was just excited, me and Hector are usually alone.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 04:57 PM
t!8ball does the group hear the screams of one of Sonya's victims?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:57 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 04:58 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya kill some more random people?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 04:58 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Brakia.
🆙 | Brakia leveled up!
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 05:02 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya get arrested now?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 05:02 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 05:03 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya stab the police?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 05:03 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Brakia.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 05:03 PM
`Get Ssstabbed!`
Zander 26-Aug-18 05:03 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett's stomach rumble?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 05:03 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Zander.
Zander 26-Aug-18 05:03 PM
I'm kinda hungry man.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 05:04 PM
We'll get some food once we get there, we're almost there
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 05:04 PM
Is there a town near here where we could get something to eat?
that works
t!8ball does the group arrive at the castle?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 05:04 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, MultiTheDuck.
Zander 26-Aug-18 05:04 PM
So, what's your guys' names? I never got them.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 05:04 PM
t!8ball Do they stab her back?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 05:04 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Bagelwrecker.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 05:05 PM
My name is Hector
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 05:05 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 05:05 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 14]
In the end, the result was: 14
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 05:05 PM
t!8ball does the group arrive at the castle?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 05:05 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 05:05 PM
`I'm gonna ssstab your parentsss!`
Zander 26-Aug-18 05:07 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 05:07 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 9]
In the end, the result was: 9
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 05:07 PM
Mine is Matieu.
Zander 26-Aug-18 05:07 PM
Well, nice to meet you, Matieu and Hector. (edited)
t!8ball Are they now at the castle?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 05:07 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Zander.
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 05:08 PM
this is cool (edited)
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 05:09 PM
Well lets go inside
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 05:09 PM
So your parents live here?
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 05:09 PM
If you have any coats leave them with Jeeves
Enchantingtable2013 26-Aug-18 05:09 PM
Good thing I don't have any.
Zander 26-Aug-18 05:09 PM
jeeves is all-knowing
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 05:11 PM
Who is jeeves?
Zander 26-Aug-18 05:11 PM
I don't know.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 05:11 PM
The butler.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 05:11 PM
Nice
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 05:11 PM
Don't break Space Rule 316 again though.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 05:12 PM
Oh
t!8ball does our group enter the castle?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 05:13 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 05:13 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya kill the gaurds and resists her arrest?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 05:13 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Brakia.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 05:13 PM
`Your parents are next!`
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 05:14 PM
t!8ball Does she get arrested again?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 05:14 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 26-Aug-18 05:15 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett snatch a fruit from a barrel while no one is looking?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 05:15 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 05:15 PM
Tsk Emmett.
You coulda just asked and told them I'm the son of the duke.
Zander 26-Aug-18 05:15 PM
I'm starving man. "The Crave" really takes it out of me.
WatchfulDrake 26-Aug-18 05:18 PM
t!8ball does hector go to pay for the fruit Emmett stole?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 05:18 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 05:20 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya stab the gaurd's parents?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 05:20 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Brakia.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 05:20 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya stab the gaurds' parents?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 05:20 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Brakia.
Brakia 26-Aug-18 05:21 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya stab the gaurds' parents?
Tatsumaki 26-Aug-18 05:21 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 26-Aug-18 05:21 PM
t!8ball does Sanya now get arrested?
(thats a yes)
WatchfulDrake 28-Aug-18 10:01 AM
this is the rough stretch of my charector someone made for me, they want to do a detailed drawing later on (tonight/tomorrow)
WatchfulDrake 28-Aug-18 12:32 PM
thoughts?
ProfessorTree 28-Aug-18 01:23 PM
👌
Zander 28-Aug-18 04:45 PM
"Ah, an adventure to be had--Oh! You're awake!"
Squemfet's father made sure his towel was tightened and picked up his son. It was easy to do so--their height difference was about one to two feet.
"Why were you soaking so early? The shower woke me up!" The boy wasn't upset, rather, his curiosity overtook him.
"Why, we're going off-planet!"
Off-planet? How exciting! Aside from the regulations that prohibited anyone under fourteen to leave Vortox-56, anything could happen.
"I have your temporary permit and everything all set up. We just need to be home by nine in the afternoon."
"Let me get ready then!" He was excited. Squemfet never knew of any way to bypass the law of the church, even it was only temporary. The man put his son down and smiled vividly.
"Praise Squoat!"
Praise Squoat indeed.
(edited)
"Are you ready, Squon?"
His father was clad in some hunting attire, holding a high caliber laser pistol in his hand in a submissive manner. He handed it to his son without hesitation.
"In case things get hairy, I need you to carry this. Depending on the weather, the place we're going may not be safe." Squemfet nodded at his father's warning. He was a little anxious for his journey now, but he knew his squather would keep him safe.
"Let's get going before the traffic kicks in."

"You see squon, the reason why I brought you here was to show you my inspiration. My oyster. My demi-Squoat." The kid's father was ecstatic about being here, but Squemfet was not as pleased.
"It's kind-of empty, isn't it," he inquired.
"Past that cloud barrier is our destination." The parent meant the wall of smog that protected them from the suspense abd possible horror contained within. Squemfet swallowed hard. He did not feel right being here.
"Is this how you start your astounding books?" His dad was a highly acclaimed author in the Squoatling community.
"Indeed. Sometimes I have to tone it down out of fear of the Squingling though. He's a pain in the ass sometimes." The Squingling was the head priest of the Squoatox religion. He had full control over everything that went on in Vortox-56, along with his band of parliament.
"Hey squather, I think I found a Squoatling burial grounds." The kid shuffled his feet a bit in the dirt before walking up to a gravestone.
"Squemling Tarfoot. Didn't you know that guy?" His father fretted a bit, thinking for a moment.
"Why, he was a civil rights rebel. He was shot down for defying our Squoat." This gave an uneasy feeling in Squemfet's stomach. After looking through more graves until he found one with a small purple tulip in front of it.
"...Squemfet Tawfeek? Squather, look! It says my name!" The kid backed up as his father checked on the stone. Suddenly, the ground started to shake unnaturally.

Squemfet, out of a sudden state of adrenaline, uppercutted the zombie off his ear and headbutted it, nearly knocking its head off. He was panting. His fur was darkening, and he was bleeding badly from his ear. But before Squemfet endured any further Crave-induced changes, his father stuck a syringe in his neck, rendering him unconscious. The father took his son out of the field and more importantly, out of the misty barrier.
All Squemfet remembered for the rest of his day was when he woke up in bed at night. He had tubes hooked up to his neck, along with a heavily bandaged left ear. The kid didn't know what he got into on that planet. But he promised himself not to be so horrible of a shot in the future. He promised himself that he would ask for target practice. He also promised that he would never leave his father again in his own time of need.
@Final Frontier Any thoughts?
TheBlade 28-Aug-18 04:59 PM
Reee
Jelsafan0 02-Sep-18 08:15 PM
I= Incredibly
R= Realistic
I= Incubator
S= Sucks. (edited)
@Zander
E= Everyone’s
M= Mommy,
M= Mica
E= Experiences
T= Total
T= Triumph. (edited)
@ProfessorTree
K= Kills
Y= Your
L= Lovely
E= Evening
2
1
ProfessorTree 02-Sep-18 08:22 PM
: ( (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 02-Sep-18 08:22 PM
Accurate
Jelsafan0 02-Sep-18 08:24 PM
@Enchantingtable2013
M= Maybe
A= any
T= thirty-year-old
I= includes
E= eerie
U= uncles (edited)
ProfessorTree 02-Sep-18 08:24 PM
Jelsafan0 02-Sep-18 08:26 PM
@WatchfulDrake
H= he
E= Even
C= Cries
T= To
O= Oscars
R= Reruns (edited)
@Brakia
S= Shot
A= A
N= Ni🅱️🅱️a
Y= Yet
A= Argues
@Treydel (Retribution)
G= Garlic
A= And
R= Raspberries
R= Reproduced;
I= Inevitably
C= Created
K= Kook
@Santa is Dead
C= Chews
H= His
O= Own
M= Mega
S= Stupid,
K= Kinky
Y= Yams
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Sep-18 08:42 PM
cool
Jelsafan0 02-Sep-18 08:42 PM
@Bagelwrecker
S= Sucks
E= Egregiously;
T= Testes
H= Hard (edited)
:)
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Sep-18 08:42 PM
YOU’RE COOL
GOTEM
Jelsafan0 02-Sep-18 08:42 PM
AH
Thanks???
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Sep-18 08:42 PM
👁👅👁
that emote has nothing to do with my previous message
Jelsafan0 02-Sep-18 08:43 PM
Wh
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Sep-18 08:44 PM
what
Jelsafan0 02-Sep-18 08:44 PM
@TheBlade
J= Joke
I= is
M= Made
H.A.H.A
H= Haha
A= ahah
H= haha
A=ahah
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Sep-18 08:45 PM
Heckle
All
Headless
Archers
TheBlade 02-Sep-18 08:45 PM
👁 👄 👁
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:14 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett asleep in the lounge while half-naked?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:14 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Zander.
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:14 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett asleep in the lounge while half-naked?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:14 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Zander.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 02:15 PM
t!8ball Does Hector wake up?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:15 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:17 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya wake up feeling Dread?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:17 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Brakia.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:17 PM
t!8ball does Iris wake up
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:17 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:18 PM
t!8ball does Iris wake up
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:18 PM
🎱 | Yes, Jelsafan0.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:18 PM
t!8ball Does Seth wake up and wake Emmett up?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:18 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:18 PM
My head hurts.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:18 PM
Wake up sonny boy.
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:18 PM
What... What happened?
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:18 PM
t!8ball does Kyle reboot?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:18 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, ProfessorTree.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:18 PM
We crashed.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:18 PM
t!8ball Does Jim wake up with the couch on top of him?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:18 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, TheBlade.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:19 PM
`**...oi..wouldn't you get me a...drink...mate...**` (edited)
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:19 PM
Where are we and why are we here?
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:20 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett find an Elvish crocodile at his feet? (edited)
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:20 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:20 PM
Where are we?
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:20 PM
Inside the ship.
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:21 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Brakia.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 02:21 PM
t!8ball does Hector wake up in the bathroom again?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:21 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, MultiTheDuck.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:21 PM
`**We could have been...together..again..oh my dear friend**`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:21 PM
t!8ball is Iris in the cockpit for some inexplicable reason?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:21 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:21 PM
Cute! A crocodile!
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:22 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya wake up?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:22 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Brakia.
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:22 PM
This reptile-thing is like... Cherishing my feet.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:22 PM
It’s... an Elvish crocodile?
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:22 PM
t!8ball Does Seth shoot the crocodile in the head?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:22 PM
🎱 | Yes, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:22 PM
No! How could you!
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:22 PM
God, I hate elven crocodiles. (edited)
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:23 PM
t!8ball does Kyle reboot?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:23 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, ProfessorTree.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:23 PM
I love Elven crocodiles!
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:23 PM
t!8ball Does Jim wake up when some one said "Crocodile"?
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:23 PM
... What's this green stuff? Blood?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:23 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, TheBlade.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:23 PM
`YOU WHAT`
`SOME ONE SAY CROCODILE?!`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:24 PM
No.
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:24 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett move his hooves away from the croc and put on his goggles?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:24 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Zander.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:24 PM
...I am sorry, Croven. I will give you a proper burial.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:24 PM
Go to bed.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 02:24 PM
t!8ball does Hector wake up because of the gunshot
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:24 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, MultiTheDuck.
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:24 PM
This is... Stomach acid?
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:24 PM
`ah, my fucking arm...`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:25 PM
Yes, I named him.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 02:25 PM
Where am I?
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:25 PM
It might be.
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:25 PM
Is this harmful?
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 02:25 PM
Oh... right....
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:25 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya enter the cockpit with the rest of the Crew?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:25 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia.
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:25 PM
Like, is elvish stuff deadly?
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:26 PM
It makes a good solvent.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:26 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya enter the Cockpit? (edited)
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:26 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Brakia.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:26 PM
No. Nothing elvish has ever been deadly to me.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 02:26 PM
Where is my handgun? Oh there it is, I need to find who ever shot my ship (edited)
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:26 PM
`Stomach acid is incredibly deadly, unless drunk doused in alcohol, preferably whiskey.`
this
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:26 PM
Elvish stuff isn't that deadly, only the creatures that want to kill you are.
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:27 PM
I have a feeling walking might not be safe.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:27 PM
t!8ball does Iris decide to awaken everyone else?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:27 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Jelsafan0.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:27 PM
`Sorry, my head has been hit a few times... did we crash?`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:27 PM
Yeah.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:27 PM
`rebooting...`
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:27 PM
Sanya!
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:27 PM
Don't worry about it.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:27 PM
`Yesss?`
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:27 PM
`Some one get the navigation system online.`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:27 PM
`Adjusting sensors..`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:27 PM
We did, in fact, crash. What planet are we on again?
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:28 PM
`Ill check out the outside.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:28 PM
Could you get me a bucket with water in it? Sorry to bother you!
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:28 PM
`Aquiring location...`
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:28 PM
`Isss water from the Sssink ok?`
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:28 PM
I think so.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:28 PM
Emmett, fix up the navigation system, here is an empty can and a thing of copper wire.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:28 PM
What do you mean, you think so?
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:28 PM
`Alright. I'll get on that.`
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:28 PM
`We might have good water if the tank didnt crack.`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:28 PM
`Reboot successful.`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:29 PM
Also here's some Buct Tape.
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:29 PM
Stop giving me shit.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:29 PM
`Who is good with engineering? we need that Navigation system up.`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:29 PM
`Jeez, what happened?`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:30 PM
Emmett is.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:30 PM
Why would anyone need Buct Tape in this situation?
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:30 PM
`Also, someone help me witht he door, it wont budge.`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:30 PM
t!8ball does Seth help Jim open the door?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:30 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:30 PM
We crashed. I have no idea where we are.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:30 PM
t!8ball does Seth help Jim open the door?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:30 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Bagelwrecker.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:30 PM
`Huh.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:30 PM
Ugh. This system is so dusty.
Er, rusty.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:31 PM
t!8ball does Kyle help Jim open the door?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:31 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, ProfessorTree.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:31 PM
`Here, I'll help.` (edited)
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:31 PM
`Ah, thanks.`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:31 PM
Oh there's my stash of condoms.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:31 PM
Why would you keep it in the navigation system?
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:31 PM
Half of them are used.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:32 PM
Yeah, I forgot about them.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:32 PM
`I got the water. Where do you want it?`
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:32 PM
On my feet.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:32 PM
I want to know where we are. Can we not just... go outside?
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:33 PM
t!8choose Grassy area | Forest | Desert | City | swamp | Jungle
t!choose Grassy area | Forest | Desert | City | swamp | Jungle
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:33 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick swamp!
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:33 PM
`A swamp.`
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:33 PM
`Well, we got our work out for ourselves.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:33 PM
But on what planet?
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:33 PM
t!8ball Does the water and acid combination start to bubble up?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:33 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:33 PM
`Haven't seen a swamp in ages.`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:33 PM
Oh I know this swamp
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:33 PM
`I like ssswampsss. a good mix of plantsss and animalsss.` (edited)
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:34 PM
Yes! Finally!
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:34 PM
tchoose harmful | neutral | beneficial | neutral
t!choose harmful | neutral | beneficial | neutral
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:34 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick neutral!
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:34 PM
Someone who knows where we are!
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:34 PM
I used to ride past here with the boys when we raced on our horses.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:34 PM
`Where are we, Seth?`
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:34 PM
Now I can fix this hunk of junk.
I think.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 02:34 PM
t!8ball Does Hector follow the sounds to where the others are?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:34 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, MultiTheDuck.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:34 PM
Wait... this is... a planet of elves?
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:34 PM
`Iris, can you be silent for a moment, im trying to see if there are anymore of those Crocks out there`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:35 PM
We just gotta walk maybe half a mile to a full mile.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 02:35 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:35 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 5]
In the end, the result was: 5
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:35 PM
I happen to be good with animals.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:35 PM
`My sensors indicate the closest Crocodile is over 200 meters away.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:36 PM
...in which direction?
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:36 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya walk around in the swamp?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:36 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Brakia.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:36 PM
`Good, maybe we can search a bit for a civilisation and maybe see what is wrong with the ship`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:36 PM
`Straight ahead and slightly to the right.` (edited)
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:36 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:36 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:36 PM
t!8ball does Iris find the crocodile, befriend it, and make it her pet?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:36 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Jelsafan0.
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:36 PM
Ah!
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:37 PM
...I suppose I’d better not.
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:37 PM
This system is still on!
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:37 PM
Meh, we'll just leave the ship here, we need a new one anyways.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:37 PM
`Wait, let me get my gun out first. Might be more than a crock here.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:38 PM
Someone spot me!
Anyone!
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:38 PM
`what?`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:38 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:38 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 2]
In the end, the result was: 2
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:39 PM
on second thought...
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:39 PM
`Emmett, what do you need?`
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:39 PM
Jim, just keep watch for me. If I get shocked, get me off the circuit.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 02:39 PM
Wonderful, You managed to destroy my ship then you crashed your own ship
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:39 PM
`gotch ya`
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:39 PM
`Irisss, do you know how to approach a Crocodile?`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:40 PM
`Crocydilis Elvunis. A beautiful species, really.`
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:40 PM
`The door will have to stay open, but if anything gets in, They aint getting out.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:40 PM
Yes!
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:40 PM
So what, our ship was getting crowded anyways.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:40 PM
`Commonly known as the Elvish Crocodile.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:40 PM
Can you give me that tin can?
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:40 PM
`The ears are unsettling.`
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:41 PM
`thessse crocsss ssseem different than the onesss I know.` (edited)
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:41 PM
`uhh, yea.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:41 PM
@Bagelwrecker
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:42 PM
`Here. What do need a tin can for in a space ship?`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:42 PM
Iris approaches the crocodile, petting it and speaking in a soft voice. It becomes attached to her.
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:42 PM
Bullshit. That's what.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:42 PM
She likes me!
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:42 PM
Seth expects me to fix the ship with this.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:42 PM
t!8ball Does Seth start hiking towards his hometown?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:42 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:42 PM
`You ssseem to have a natural way with creaturesss, Irisss.`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:42 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:42 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 5]
In the end, the result was: 5
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:42 PM
`Really? There are some suplies in the storage.`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:42 PM
`That's good. Crocodilians can be dangerous when aggressive.`
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:43 PM
`I think at least, before i made that cage in there.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:43 PM
Yes. Animals love me.
...where am I going to put Raven?
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:44 PM
Please get me those.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:44 PM
`Did you name her already?`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:44 PM
t!8ball does Kyle search for any gps signals?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:44 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, ProfessorTree.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:44 PM
Yes.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:44 PM
`Ill go look for the wires and suplies.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:44 PM
Her name is Raven and she is mine.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:44 PM
`Alssso, I think that'sss a male.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:44 PM
...
We’ll check in a minute.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:45 PM
`How about Crow inssstead of Raven?` (edited)
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:45 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:45 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 9]
In the end, the result was: 9
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:45 PM
Seth's skull is so thick sometimes.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:45 PM
For now, let’s just figure out where to put the crocodile.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:46 PM
`I only found some of these wires, nothing much.`
`Also, this wierd looking screw.`
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 02:46 PM
I may have some extra supplies that could help
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:46 PM
`We have a cage, but it'sss a bit cramped.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:47 PM
...I’ll just...
keep her in my bed.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:47 PM
reminder to everyone, the cell door is still broken
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:47 PM
hot
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:47 PM
`I guesss that could work.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:47 PM
shut up Silas
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:47 PM
Oh! That screw is used for this component I think. Seth unscrewed it to put some girl's underwear inside.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:47 PM
~~
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:48 PM
`emmet, what do you think of these supplies, you think its enough to fix the nav system?` (edited)
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:48 PM
why are we talking like this?
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:48 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett fix the ship without much issue?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:48 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Zander.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:48 PM
yes
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:48 PM
Hey, it fixed the system that time though didn't it?
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:48 PM
Yeah.
Your panty fetish has got to stop. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:49 PM
Look, I only keep them to sell them.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:49 PM
I love animals. Especially birds. On my home planet, I had 3 of them.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 02:49 PM
That's unhealthy and quite gross
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:50 PM
Thanks Jim.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:51 PM
Two of them were caught, and the third was their baby.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:51 PM
`No problem, where are we?`
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 02:51 PM
t!8ball does hector check his bag to make sure he still has all his supplies?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:51 PM
🎱 | Most likely, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:52 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya study the plants in the swamp?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:52 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Brakia.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:52 PM
t!8ball is the crocodile a girl?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:52 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Jelsafan0.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 02:52 PM
Looks like I've got everything still, I'll need to repair my rifle though, my stock is misaligned
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:52 PM
Hah! Raven is a girl.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:52 PM
`You appear to be right.`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:52 PM
t!8ball does Seth arrive at his hometown?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:52 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:53 PM
Ahhh home sweet home.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:53 PM
Alright. Do you want to go find civilization?
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:53 PM
`I want to check out thessse flowersss.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:53 PM
We're on Seth's homeplanet.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:53 PM
`I haven't ssseen thessse before.` (edited)
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:53 PM
Alright. I should go find the ship.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:53 PM
`Wait, what? Get the coms up, we need to tell the others.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:54 PM
He told me that it's like controlled by gods or something.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:54 PM
I'm gonna head to the church, I got some taxes to pay.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:54 PM
or... maybe to town?
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:54 PM
`So much for gods world, its literaly a swamp here.`
`Or at least this area.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:54 PM
town. I’ll go to town.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 02:54 PM
Squoatling, what is this planet's name?
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:55 PM
which way was town again?
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:55 PM
`I'll meet you there, Seth. I've pinpointed your coordinates.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:55 PM
I’ll just go find the others.
I’ll shout really loud
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:55 PM
I think our ship is boned though. Look. (Emmett points to the window. In it, quicksand is rising up the sides of the ship.) (edited)
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:55 PM
MARCO!
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:55 PM
`...We need to get out of here.`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:55 PM
`POLO!`
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:55 PM
`The ship is sinking.`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:56 PM
Alright, sounds good, might want to dress as an elf though, Elves don't appreciate robots unfortunately.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:56 PM
10 Turns and ship will sink
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:56 PM
Iris heads in the direction of the voice.
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:56 PM
Hector, this is O'nasera.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:56 PM
MARCO!
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:56 PM
`POLO!`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:56 PM
Iris continues, getting closer. (edited)
Brakia 03-Sep-18 02:57 PM
`Thisss flower ssseemsss... ssstrange.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:57 PM
MARCO!
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:57 PM
t!choose Go towards Iris | Go towards Seth | Wait for Iris
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:57 PM
🤔 | ProfessorTree, I pick Go towards Seth!
🆙 | ProfessorTree leveled up!
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:57 PM
`POLO!!` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 02:57 PM
MARCO
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:57 PM
Iris panics a bit but follows the voice, speeding up.
Zander 03-Sep-18 02:57 PM
Guys, our ship is a goner.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:58 PM
MAAARRRCOOO!!!
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:58 PM
`POOOOLOOOOO!!`
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:58 PM
t!choose Food | Water | Electronics | Safe | KYL300 charging booth
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 02:58 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick Water!
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 02:58 PM
`Ill get some water out before this ship goes under.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 02:59 PM
She’s getting closer, considering her speed.
MARCO!!
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 02:59 PM
`POLO!!` (edited)
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:00 PM
t!8ball Does Jim get all the water outside he can?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:00 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, TheBlade.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:00 PM
Just a little bit more!
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:00 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett grab his plasma crossbow before trying to pry open the ship door?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:00 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Zander.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:00 PM
MARCOOOO!!!
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:00 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett grab his plasma crossbow before escaping the ship? (edited)
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:00 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:00 PM
6 turns remain
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:00 PM
t!roll d10
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:00 PM
Hey, pick up our family photos!
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:00 PM
`POLOOOO!`
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:00 PM
5
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:01 PM
*huff* *huff* Hi! I’m... *huff* *huff* Here!
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:01 PM
I have those in my satchel Seth.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:01 PM
`CROCK`
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:01 PM
t!8ball does Hector grab something important looking then leave the ship?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:01 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, MultiTheDuck.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:01 PM
Oh good.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:02 PM
`Hey. We're almost to Seth.`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:02 PM
That means my porn mags are also in there
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:02 PM
Along with the crew's credit.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:02 PM
Why is it sinking so fast? (edited)
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:02 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya grab a handful of plants to bring back and study?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:02 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Brakia.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:03 PM
`I want to take a better look at thessse later. But now I need to head back to the crew.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:03 PM
t!8ball are all of Iris’ belongings conveniently on her?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:03 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:03 PM
t!8ball are all of Iris’ belongings conveniently on her?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:03 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:03 PM
t!choose ribbons | favorite dress
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:03 PM
🤔 | Jelsafan0, I pick ribbons!
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:04 PM
`Wait, where am I?`
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:04 PM
3 turns before sinking
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:04 PM
`Guysss?`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:04 PM
t!8ball does Everyone escape with all their belongings?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:04 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:04 PM
t!8ball does Everyone escape with all their belongings?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:04 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:05 PM
2 Turns
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:05 PM
Sanya, just shout Marco and the closest person will shout Polo.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:05 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:05 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 3]
In the end, the result was: 3
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:06 PM
`I left the ssship and went north, ssso I ssshould head sssouth.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:06 PM
What the fuck is Marco Polo?
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:06 PM
`But which way wasss Sssouth again?`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:06 PM
t!8ball do Iris and Kyle reach Seth?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:06 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, ProfessorTree.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:06 PM
It’s a game. I learned about it on television.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:07 PM
`Its a game from eath.`
`Kids play it.`
`Thousands of years old, dont know why they still do it.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:07 PM
Television doesn't even exist.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:07 PM
Welcome to Osarai.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:07 PM
`This is your home planet, I assume?`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:08 PM
This is where I grew up.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:08 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:08 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 10]
In the end, the result was: 10
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:08 PM
So yes.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:08 PM
`Cool.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:08 PM
I think I left my virginity in there.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:08 PM
Ship suddenly falls under before Jim walks to the door
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:08 PM
Oh wait, nevermind.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:08 PM
`Yep, nope, not doing that` (edited)
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:08 PM
Iris is utterly amazed. She hasn’t seen so many elves in one place since her home planet exploded.
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:08 PM
That was last ship.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:08 PM
Wow...
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:08 PM
Amazing huh.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:09 PM
Good attempt, let's see if there is a way off this place
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:09 PM
Hey, Seth.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:09 PM
Yeah... looks just like home.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:09 PM
What's up?
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:09 PM
`I detect over one-hundered life forms in our vicinity.` (edited)
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:09 PM
Didn't you say something about there being some... things in the forest? (edited)
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:10 PM
`As in plants or?`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:10 PM
Oh yeah, a couple of woodland creatures and little communities.
Most aren't elves.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:10 PM
`Should I...disguise myself?`
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:11 PM
Come on Jim. Sanya, I guess too? Let's explore the forest if we're out of a ship.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:11 PM
Probably.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:11 PM
I'd suggest that.
Elves are a little uneasy from robots.
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:11 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett start trailing off to the forest in hopes of finding some fantasy women?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:11 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Zander.
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:11 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett start trailing off to the forest in hopes of finding some fantasy women?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:11 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:11 PM
I'm coming along with you two, I guess you know where you are going
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:11 PM
People gave me strange looks on my home planet, and I’m half-elf. I’m unsure if it’s the same here, but.... just in case.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:12 PM
`Hey, emmett, wait up!`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:12 PM
No, don't worry about it.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:12 PM
`Emmett, where the hell are you going?`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:13 PM
Half Elves are just a part of life, lots of orcs used to come by and rape our people.
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:13 PM
Filling my emptiness!
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:13 PM
Squoatling what are you doing?
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:13 PM
That... is...
Bad.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:13 PM
He's gone delusional hasn't he?
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:14 PM
`Precisely.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:14 PM
(Sound trailing off.) There's women where I'm going!
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:14 PM
Ship crashes can do that to people, I could probably snap him out of it
or push come to shove we can knock him out and carry him, he doesn't look that heavy
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:15 PM
`Wont be a problem if he was.`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:15 PM
Yeah, but the orcs are fine with us now.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:15 PM
The Light Elves were mostly wary of me because of my part-archidemon heritage. There was... a war. It was unusual for that pairing to exist. Especially when one of them was... it’s not important anymore.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:15 PM
Your call human, what's the play here?
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:15 PM
They really only raid our neighboring countries now.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:16 PM
`I say we follow him for a bit.`
`He cant do much damage`
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:16 PM
Okay
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:16 PM
That’s good, at least.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:16 PM
Let's be prepared though (edited)
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:17 PM
t!8ball does Hector load a knock out dart into his rifle?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:17 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:18 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya wander until she finds civilization?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:18 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia.
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:18 PM
|
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:18 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya wander until she finds civilization?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:18 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Brakia.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:19 PM
t!choose 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:19 PM
🤔 | MultiTheDuck, I pick 1!
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:19 PM
`I have no idea where i am.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:20 PM
shout Marco.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:20 PM
`Why would i do that?`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:21 PM
if someone shouts polo back, that means they can hear you. And then you can follow their voice.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:21 PM
`Why would i yell? it would be heard on the commsss.` (edited)
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:21 PM
La dee la dee da.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:21 PM
turn off your com.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:21 PM
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:22 PM
I'm surprised he's the only one who has shown any signs of this
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:22 PM
`At least he is slow enough to follow.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:23 PM
I can easily hear you guys, you know.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:23 PM
`I guesss i'll yell.`
`MARCOOO`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:23 PM
did it work?
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:24 PM
I am aware Squoatling
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:24 PM
t!8ball does Iris purchase armor for her crocodile?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:24 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:24 PM
t!8ball does Iris purchase armor for her crocodile?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:24 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:24 PM
:(
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:25 PM
t!8ball Does Seth pay his taxes at the church?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:25 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:25 PM
t!8ball Does Seth pay his taxes at the church?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:25 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:25 PM
`It didn't work.` (edited)
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:25 PM
i need some protection for Raven.
maybe try again?
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:25 PM
`MARCOO!`
`Thisss isss ssstupid.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:26 PM
Holy fuckles, I found mushrooms.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:26 PM
`No one'sss resssponding.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:26 PM
pick a direction and go in it?
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:26 PM
"Ok Mr. Im'K'Inki that'll be 1,500 Dunaj."
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:26 PM
SANYA!
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:27 PM
`What? I heard sssomething.`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:27 PM
Put it on my father's tab.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:27 PM
He's gone mad, Can't even speak normally, should we knock him out now?
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:27 PM
SANYA, I FOUND SHROOMS!
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:27 PM
`Oh god.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:27 PM
Hah! Never question Marco Polo.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:28 PM
"Alright. That's all for now then"
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:28 PM
`Ssshroomsss?`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:28 PM
I told you it would work.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:28 PM
`When did he get shrooms?!`
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:28 PM
Come over here!
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:28 PM
Someone responded.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:28 PM
`Hector, you first.`
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:28 PM
`Where isss here?`
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:29 PM
I don't know. I think his species can eat them fairly safely though
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:29 PM
Apologize to Marco Polo, Sanya.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:29 PM
Jim nudges Hector an inch forward
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:29 PM
Alright, I never caught your name by the way
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:29 PM
MMMMMMAAAAAARRRRRRCOOOOOOOO!!!
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:30 PM
Okay squoatling, What's wrong?
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:30 PM
(Emmett sticks a mushroom in his mouth and bounces the fuck out of there.)
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:30 PM
`Jim by the way.`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:30 PM
t!choose Chiseled features and long gold hair | Chiseled features and short brown hair | Fat features and short blonde hair
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:30 PM
🤔 | ProfessorTree, I pick Chiseled features and long gold hair!
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:30 PM
`We got a problem don't we?`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:30 PM
Kyle disguises as an Elf.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:30 PM
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:31 PM
SSSSSAAAAAANNNNNNYYYYYYAAAAAA!!!!!!!
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:31 PM
I'm no squoatling expert but I think he should be okay
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:32 PM
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:32 PM
Wait where is he going
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:32 PM
t!8ball Does Jim Chase down Emmett perfectly?
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:32 PM
M A R C O ! ! !
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:32 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, TheBlade.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:32 PM
`Come on, we gotta get him!`
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:33 PM
`polo?`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:33 PM
MMMMMMAAAAAARRRRRCCCCCOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:33 PM
Alright, I finished up in the church, lets go up to the temple of education.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:33 PM
`I'm jussst hearing yelling.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:33 PM
MARCO!!!
FOLLOW THE SOUND OF MY VOICE SANYA!!
MARCOOO!!!!
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:34 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett go in a random direction, leading him to a hut?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:34 PM
🎱 | Yes, Zander.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:34 PM
Martians arn't built for running, give me a second (edited)
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:35 PM
Wifi was breaking
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:35 PM
`I don't want to carry two people.`
`Come on.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:36 PM
Squom?
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:36 PM
MARCO!!!!
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:36 PM
Squom, are you there?
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:36 PM
Hey, Emmett you want to meet your adoptive grandsquoma? (edited)
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:36 PM
Don't worry, if need be i can make myself go faster
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:37 PM
G o t t a g o f a s t
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:37 PM
(Emmett swallows the fungus that was in his mouth and gets inside the place.) (edited)
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:37 PM
I can hear
No speaky
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:37 PM
`Where the hell did he go?`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:37 PM
I can show you the world~
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:37 PM
t!8ball Do Jim and Hector start looking around and find the hut?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:37 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, MultiTheDuck.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:37 PM
`He was just here.`
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:37 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya find her way back to the group?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:37 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Brakia.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:37 PM
Over here, there's a hut
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:38 PM
`Good eye, lets see if he is inside.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:38 PM
(There's a cauldron that's alit in the hut.)
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:38 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya find Iris?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:38 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Brakia.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:39 PM
t!8ball does Iris successfully give Santa directions out of the forest from memory over the comm
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:39 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:39 PM
t!8ball does Iris successfully give Santa directions out of the forest from memory over the comm
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:39 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Jelsafan0.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:39 PM
hazy santa
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:40 PM
t!8ball Does Seth enter the Temple and meet his mommy?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:40 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Bagelwrecker.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:40 PM
Funy (edited)
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:40 PM
`Emmett, you in there?`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:40 PM
T!8ball does Kyle locate Sanya and bring her back to the group?
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:40 PM
`We are coming in, you good man?`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:40 PM
Kyle can you find Sanya and help her get here? (edited)
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:41 PM
t!8ball does Kyle locate Sanya and bring her back to the group?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:41 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, ProfessorTree.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:41 PM
t!8ball does Kyle locate Sanya and bring her back to the group?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:41 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, ProfessorTree.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:41 PM
I tried
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:41 PM
(There's a hooded figure steadily rocking in a rocking chair in front of the cauldron.) (edited)
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:41 PM
I’m sorry Sanya.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:42 PM
`He isn't saying anything.`
`We should get in there.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:43 PM
Raven, you are my best friend.
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:43 PM
(The figure is writing on a stone slab.)
Fuck!
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:44 PM
t!8ball Does Jim walk inside unnoticed?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:44 PM
🎱 | It is certain, TheBlade.
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:44 PM
My foot!
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:44 PM
Jim waves for Hector to stay outside
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:45 PM
...let’s go get you some things, Raven.
Raven follows obediently.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:46 PM
It's hard to concentrate
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:46 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett pry open the bear trap that he ended up stepping in?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:46 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:46 PM
Hey Kyle, you coming Croc-shopping with me?
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:46 PM
`Sure, why not?`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:47 PM
Great!
Let’s go!
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:47 PM
Hello mother.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:48 PM
Bill has been tortured by the science guy song for years
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:48 PM
"Ah hello son!"
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:48 PM
Lol
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:48 PM
Seth's mother hugs Seth
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:48 PM
t!choose Repair rifle | Search around hut
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:48 PM
🤔 | MultiTheDuck, I pick Repair rifle!
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:49 PM
Aside: Oh no, this isn't good, my boner is flaring up again.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:49 PM
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:49 PM
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:49 PM
:(
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:49 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya Find her way out of the swamp?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:49 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:49 PM
You don't seem surprised by how I'm here.
"I noticed your ship crashed in the swamp."
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:50 PM
first, we have to get some armor so she doesn’t get shot like poor Croven.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:50 PM
"I'm guessing you went into a wormhole without protection?"
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:50 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya find a way out of the swamp?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:50 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:50 PM
Fucks up the steering.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:51 PM
`Finally.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:51 PM
Oh that's bleeding badly.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:51 PM
`good idea.`
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:51 PM
t!choose Seth's group | Iris' group
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:51 PM
🤔 | Brakia, I pick Seth's group!
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:52 PM
"How's that little goat boy doing? Have you been treating him well?" (edited)
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:52 PM
t!8ball does Iris buy Raven impenetrable armor?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:52 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:52 PM
t!8ball does Iris buy Raven impenetrable armor?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:52 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Jelsafan0.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:52 PM
`Oh thank the hunt, I found civilization.`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:52 PM
`there goes all your funds.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:52 PM
Sanya! Hey!
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:53 PM
`Oh hey Irisss.`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:53 PM
`Hey, Sanya.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:53 PM
Check out Raven’s sweet armor!
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:53 PM
`Hello... wait who are you?`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:53 PM
Remember Brody, Kyle is disguised so
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:53 PM
t!8ball does Raven run away?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:53 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Bagelwrecker.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:54 PM
👌
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:54 PM
That’s Kyle.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:54 PM
`It's me, Kyle. I'm disguised.`
Skip me
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:54 PM
t!choose Empty chair | Bear trap | Person in chair and Culdrin | Culdrin and bear trap with person in chair | Nothing but more shrooms
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:54 PM
🤔 | TheBlade, I pick Nothing but more shrooms!
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:54 PM
I'm just here for dialog
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:54 PM
He's been good, he's off in the woods looking for a nice little woman in the woods.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 03:54 PM
`I sssee. That'sss ssstrange.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:55 PM
ack! I’ll go find her in a minute.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:55 PM
I'm e a t i n g
See ya Brody
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:55 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett mildly hallucinating?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:55 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Zander.
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:55 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett mildly hallucinating?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:55 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Zander.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:56 PM
...I’m getting really anxious. Should we go find her?
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:56 PM
`Yeah, probably.` (edited)
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:56 PM
Woman, can you help me? (edited)
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:56 PM
"Oh I do hope he doesn't try eating Morvalus Hallucinatus"
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 03:56 PM
Jim waits quietly waits for something to happen before jumping in
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:56 PM
Alright. Let’s go.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:57 PM
"Kids have been eating a lot of those as of recently."
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 03:57 PM
t!8ball Does Hector search around the hut?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:57 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, MultiTheDuck.
Zander 03-Sep-18 03:57 PM
(The hooded figure gets up and tends to his hallucinated wound.)
Who are you?
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:58 PM
t!8ball do they find Raven completely unharmed and put her on a leash so she can never escape again?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 03:58 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Jelsafan0.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 03:58 PM
Lol
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:58 PM
Yay!
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:58 PM
Mmm. Dumb kids.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 03:58 PM
Never leave me again.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 03:58 PM
Emmett is at least smarter then that.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:00 PM
I really like having Raven around... she reminds me of home.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:00 PM
`that's good.`
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:01 PM
`Emmett, are you ok?`
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:01 PM
(The hooded figure takes off their hood to reveal Emmett's face.)
"I am you."
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:01 PM
Sorry, I... don’t know what got into me. What did you want to do?
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:01 PM
Jim starts getting his shotgun out
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:02 PM
`I'm really not sure. Honestly, if possible, I'd love to get us a new ship`
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:02 PM
`Ok, what the hell is going on here?`
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:02 PM
Emmett, what happened to us?
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:02 PM
Sounds smart to me. Unfortunately... I don’t know if we have enough money for that?
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:02 PM
Broken and sullen.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:03 PM
`Who the hell are you?`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:03 PM
Me?
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:03 PM
"We need to stand up for what we believe in."
"Oh, I'm you, Jim."
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:03 PM
`We need to go on a mission, as a group`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:03 PM
Yeah.
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:03 PM
(The hooded figure gets out a baby Squoatling milk bottle.)
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:04 PM
`Emmett, your injured, get over here and back away from...that thing.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:04 PM
I’m not certain I would be much help, though...
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:04 PM
`Emmett, the hell are you doing?`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:04 PM
Hey, Kyle, we're going to go browse ships after we have dinner at my father's castle.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:04 PM
`I'm sure you could be useful in some way.`
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:04 PM
`EMMETT, can you here me?`
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:04 PM
"Jim, have a seat."
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:05 PM
t!8ball Does the hooded figure become Seth?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:05 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:05 PM
"You've been a great cop, you know."
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:05 PM
`What the hell are you?`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:05 PM
Silas ur turn
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:06 PM
`Sounds good, Seth.`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:06 PM
Alright.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:06 PM
Idk what I need to do
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:06 PM
(The figure puts an arm around Jim.)
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:06 PM
Ask if we have enough money I guess???
Idk
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:06 PM
Hey, come to town soon guys.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:06 PM
`I don't know what you are, but you for sure arn't me.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:06 PM
Jim, this is me.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:06 PM
t!8ball does the group have enough money to get a new ship?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:06 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, ProfessorTree.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:06 PM
Nice
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:06 PM
Rad
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:06 PM
Btw I can hear you
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:06 PM
`Emmett, I don't know what the hell you are doing, but this thing is screwing with our minds.`
`We need to get out of here.`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:07 PM
`Hey, Emmett, what's going on over there? You guys doing alright?`
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:07 PM
(The hooded figure sticks the bottle in Emmett's mouth while steadily giving Jim a slow back massage.)
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:08 PM
C o m s
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:08 PM
Also, we won't be buying a new ship, we'll be checking out some of my captured ships.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:08 PM
I feel uncomfortable
`Ah. Alright.`
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:08 PM
`Ok, thats enough`
t!8ball Does Jim get a shot off on the hooded figure with his shotgun?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:08 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, TheBlade.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:09 PM
What the hell was that?
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:09 PM
Hopefully one of them has enough rooms for all of us?
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:09 PM
Jim is everything okay in there?
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:09 PM
I captured a few back when I was a starfleet captain.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:09 PM
`HECTOR GET IN HERE`
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:09 PM
(The air is poisoned with the aroma of the mushrooms inside the hut.)
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:09 PM
`We could try two ships, if needed.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:09 PM
Christ what is happening over there?
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:10 PM
Mmm, we could, but I'm pretty sure I captured a few big ships.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:10 PM
God dammit, I'll put my gas mask on then be in there (edited)
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:10 PM
What if we... attached two ships? Or something?
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:10 PM
`Both sound like good ideas.`
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:10 PM
`...that...actualy is starting to feel kinda good.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:10 PM
Is... that possible?
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:11 PM
Sounds like a waste of time, we'll be fine with a big ship.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:11 PM
`Cool.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:12 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett spit out the bottle and slip out of the guy's arm?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:12 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:12 PM
Great.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:12 PM
Lol
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:12 PM
Uhm, no offense, but this is just too much, me.
I just want someone I love to treat me like that.
Not me.
"Oh, come on. You don't love me?"
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:13 PM
t!8ball does Hector look in before running in the hut?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:13 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, MultiTheDuck.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:13 PM
It turns into Maia
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:13 PM
What the hell?
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:14 PM
t!8ball does Iris decide to check out what’s happening over there?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:14 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Jelsafan0.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:14 PM
Jim why are you letting that thing touch you?
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:14 PM
You coming, Kyle? Seth?
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:14 PM
``
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:14 PM
`Yeah, I'm kinda concerned.`
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:15 PM
Let them go now!
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:15 PM
`I'll come with.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:16 PM
Iris arrives at the hut and steps inside without a second thought
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:16 PM
Alright going back to the computer
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:16 PM
What... the actual...
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:16 PM
"Iris, let me help you with that."
(The figure closes the door behind her and sits her down.)
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:16 PM
Elf step out, now!
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:16 PM
Wh-??
Who... are you?
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:17 PM
Dammit!
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:17 PM
`Iris, what's going on?`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:17 PM
t!8ball Does Seth arrive at the hut following Iris and Kyle?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:17 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Bagelwrecker.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:17 PM
I need to get that door open
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:17 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:17 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:18 PM
`Well this is strange yet...comfortable`
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:18 PM
(The figure gives Iris her favorite dress from before.)
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:18 PM
t!choose Laser rifle | Energy sword |
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:18 PM
🤔 | ProfessorTree, I pick Laser rifle!
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:19 PM
I hope my handgun can break the lock
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:19 PM
why am I... home?
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:19 PM
Kyle gets out of his disguise and equips his Laser rifle
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:19 PM
I thought.... I thought this was... gone?
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:19 PM
t!8ball Does Kyle kick down the door?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:19 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, ProfessorTree.
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:19 PM
(The figure sticks Emmett into an abnormally large pot.)
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:19 PM
`Alright, what the fuck is going on here?` (edited)
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:19 PM
t!8ball Does Jim sit back relax and start sleeping
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:19 PM
Woah hold up!
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:19 PM
🎱 | Most likely, TheBlade.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:20 PM
`I think...im starting to get sleepy...`
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:20 PM
Help me get the gas out of here robot!
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:21 PM
`I don't have a tool for that.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:21 PM
I... I don’t....
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:21 PM
`Hands off before I blow them apart, Monster.`
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:21 PM
Of course you don't
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:21 PM
(The figure kicks Jim over into the oven before swarming at the unaffected people.)
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:22 PM
Shit!
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:22 PM
Are you making... soup?
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:22 PM
`Hmmmm, nice and toasty...just like home.`
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:22 PM
Get out of the house!
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:22 PM
...I love soup.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:23 PM
The soup is a bowl of dirty water and worms
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:23 PM
t!roll d10 + 3
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:23 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
Invalid formatting in: +.

ex: t!roll d20 or t!roll 5d10+3
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:23 PM
But Iris thinks is good soup
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:23 PM
t!roll d10+3
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:23 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 8] + 3
In the end, the result was: 11
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:24 PM
Where is Bridgette?
Will Bridgette be home soon?
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:25 PM
t!roll d10*5
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:25 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid formatting in: d10*5.

ex: t!roll d20 or t!roll 5d10+3
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:25 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:25 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:26 PM
`I'll break Jim out, you get rid of this gas!`
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:27 PM
(Iris is slammed into a skillet atop of a stove. The high peoples' nervous systems are numbed enough to not feel anything.)
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:27 PM
`Shit.`
Kyle brings out his Titanium sword.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:28 PM
Iris sees herself as being in bed
Alright... guess I’ll just...
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:28 PM
Hurry get them out of that oven!
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:28 PM
Iris falls asleep
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:29 PM
t!8ball Does Seth arrive at the hut drawn by the gun shots?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:29 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 04:29 PM
`I hear ssscreamsss. What'sss happenning?`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:29 PM
t!8ball Does Seth arrive at the hut drawn by the gun shots?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:29 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:29 PM
`GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!`
`GIANT MONSTER, JUST COME HELP!`
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:30 PM
t!8ball Does Hector hit the creature with his tranquilizer dart?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:30 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, MultiTheDuck.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:30 PM
t!8ball Does Hector hit the creature with his tranquilizer dart?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:30 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 04:30 PM
`I'm here, wh-What the Fuck isss happening in here?`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:30 PM
`GIANT MONSTER` (edited)
`WAIT FUCK`
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:31 PM
t!8ball Does Hector hit the creature with his tranquilizer dart?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:31 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, MultiTheDuck.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:31 PM
`GET OUT`
Brakia 03-Sep-18 04:32 PM
`What can I do?`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:32 PM
Iris mumbles in her sleep
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:32 PM
`Get Iris out of the damn pot`
Brakia 03-Sep-18 04:32 PM
`Can do` (edited)
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:32 PM
...Calypso...
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:33 PM
(The creature has a huge bone knife in two of its arms. Although Sanya supposedly can't get high, it's face changes to Sanya's for everyone (aside from the high peoples').) (edited)
Brakia 03-Sep-18 04:33 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya grab Iris out of the pot?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:33 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Brakia.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 04:34 PM
`Come here, I got y- OW FUCK!`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:34 PM
The sudden jolt wakes Iris.
Bridgette...?
Brakia 03-Sep-18 04:35 PM
`Nope, It'sss me, Sssanya.`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:35 PM
`GET HER OUTTA HERE`
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:35 PM
t!8ball Does the monster cradle Iris in her arms suddenly, whilst slapping Sanya away?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:35 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Zander.
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:35 PM
t!8ball Does the monster cradle Iris in her arms suddenly, whilst slapping Sanya away?
Brakia 03-Sep-18 04:35 PM
`Let'sss get you out of here.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:35 PM
t!8ball Does the monster cradle Iris in her arms suddenly, whilst slapping Sanya away?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:35 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Zander.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:35 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:35 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 10]
In the end, the result was: 10
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:35 PM
`It won't budge!`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:36 PM
...
Iris’ vision blurs and when it clears, she’s seeing reality
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:36 PM
Plants have to have gas too
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:36 PM
Wh-what? I-.... I thought I was home?
Brakia 03-Sep-18 04:36 PM
`No.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:37 PM
....I should’ve known.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:37 PM
`Hey do we have any coffee, i'm parched...`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:37 PM
What happened?
Brakia 03-Sep-18 04:38 PM
`Sssorry. I got to go back and help. Are you alright to stay here?`
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:38 PM
(The monster, visibly upset from the loss of its food, tosses the potted Squoat into the oven, cramming it in there with Jim.)
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:38 PM
Can you tell me what’s going on? Maybe... maybe I can help too?
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:39 PM
Actually, this milk is kinda stale.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 04:39 PM
`Sssome sssort of gasss iss affecting the crew, getting them high. you won't be able to help.`
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:39 PM
`The tea here is phenomenal`
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:39 PM
🆙 | TheBlade leveled up!
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:39 PM
(over coms) `Iris, you step one foot in here again and you'll lose the ability to think. Stay out; there's a monster trying to eat everyone`
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:39 PM
Pretty raunchy.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 04:39 PM
`I'll be back. Ssstay here.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:39 PM
Hey Jim.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:39 PM
`You should try the tea.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:39 PM
Why aren't you in a bath?
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:39 PM
If I could just- just find a way to...
Brakia 03-Sep-18 04:40 PM
`Ssstay there!`
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:40 PM
`The bed is most conferrable.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:40 PM
I just realized that I'm clothed in this tub.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:40 PM
t!8ball does Hector start slicing at the arms of the creature with his knife to distract it as Sanya frees Jim from the oven?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:40 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, MultiTheDuck.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:40 PM
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:42 PM
t!8ball does Hector inject himself with adrenalin before he starts slicing at the arms of the creature with his knife?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:42 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, MultiTheDuck.
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:42 PM
"Hector, bad child!"
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:42 PM
t!8ball does Seth arrive at the hut now?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:43 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 04:43 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya dart around the room to distract the beast?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:43 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 04:43 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya dart around the room to distract the beast?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:43 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:44 PM
Oh.
Guess someone laced my space grass.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:44 PM
5 turns remain untill Jim starts burning
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:45 PM
t!8ball Does the monster move its arms away from Hector, retaliating sufficiently?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:45 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Zander.
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:45 PM
t!8ball Does the monster move its arms away from Hector, retaliating sufficiently?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:45 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Zander.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:45 PM
t!8ball does Iris figure out a way to use a torn piece of her shirt as an air filter so she can join the battle
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:45 PM
🎱 | Yes, Jelsafan0.
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:46 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:46 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 3]
In the end, the result was: 3
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:47 PM
Alright guys stop playing games with your new friend. It's dinner time.
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:47 PM
"It is! Want to see my cuisine, Seth?"
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:47 PM
Iris tears off a piece of her sleeve and ties it around her mouth, using it as a makeshift air filter
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:47 PM
`Get in here and help me open this damn oven!`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:47 PM
No. I'm eating at home.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:47 PM
Hands off demon!
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 04:48 PM
t!8ball Does Mateiu start going towards the hut? (edited)
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:48 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Enchantingtable2013.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:48 PM
I figured something out and- HOLY ARCHIDEMONIC QUEEN WHAT IS THAT
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:48 PM
`YEAH IT'S NOT GOOD` (edited)
Brakia 03-Sep-18 04:48 PM
`Irisss, I sssaid ssstay there!`
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:49 PM
`Its actualy kinda getting a bit too warm in here.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:49 PM
Well I didn’t listen! What do I do?
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:49 PM
`Can someone turn on the AC?`
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 04:49 PM
God, what's happening in there?
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:49 PM
`Help me open this oven!`
Brakia 03-Sep-18 04:49 PM
`Help Kyle open the oven!`
`You, Bird!`
`Help usss!`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:49 PM
Iris nods and hurries over to the oven to help Kyle
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:49 PM
I'll see you guys at the castle.
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:49 PM
t!8ball Does the monster back up in front of the oven, grabbing a d20 cleaver?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:49 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Zander.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:49 PM
Matieu leave!
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:50 PM
I'm going to go get something to eat.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:50 PM
Having 9 agility, she gets there very quickly
Treydel (Retribution) 03-Sep-18 04:50 PM
m
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 04:50 PM
What's going on though, Hector?
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:50 PM
5
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:50 PM
Everyone is high
Treydel (Retribution) 03-Sep-18 04:50 PM
^
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:50 PM
t!8ball does Seth leave the scene?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:50 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:51 PM
Jims Health: 150
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:51 PM
t!8ball does Seth leave the area and go home?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:51 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:51 PM
A demon abducted the Squoatling, and elf, and Jim!, Get ready to treat several heavy burns! (edited)
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:51 PM
My name is Iris!
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 04:51 PM
Oh jeez, time for some field training. (edited)
Start sending them out.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:52 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:52 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 4]
In the end, the result was: 4
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:52 PM
Stay out we are going to send them out!
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:52 PM
`I got it open! I'll grab Jim, you get Emmett!`
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:52 PM
Jims Health: 140
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:52 PM
Got him!
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 04:53 PM
`Ohhh, were we going now?`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:53 PM
Oh wait, is that O'lanara'porf the Swamp Creature?
You mind autographing this picture for me?
Big fan.
Brakia 03-Sep-18 04:54 PM
`Ssseth, could you HELP USSS?`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:55 PM
After I get this photo autographed.
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:55 PM
t!8ball Feeling particularly fond of the oven twins, does the monster do an attack to cripple Iris' and Kyle's arms?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:55 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:56 PM
Hey, come on don't ignore me, sign my photo.
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:56 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:56 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 10]
In the end, the result was: 10
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:57 PM
SIGN MY FUCKING PHOTOGRAPH
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:57 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:57 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:58 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett grab ahold of a cabinet, thus hindering Iris' movement?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:58 PM
🎱 | Yes, Zander.
Zander 03-Sep-18 04:59 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:59 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 04:59 PM
Emmett! Stop it! Seth come take your son!
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:59 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 04:59 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 04:59 PM
NOT UNTIL I GET THIS AUTOGRAPHED!
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 04:59 PM
`Fuck, my arm!`
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 04:59 PM
Emmett let go before I make you!
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:00 PM
If we knock it out you can keep the whole thing!
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:00 PM
I WANT MY SQUOMMA!
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:00 PM
`This boat it rocky..`
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:00 PM
"C'mere, squon."
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:00 PM
NO!
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:00 PM
I WANT MY AUTOGRAPH!
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:00 PM
NOT TODAY, YA KNOCKOFF DEMENTOR
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:01 PM
GIVE ME MY FUCKING AUTOGRAPH
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 05:01 PM
t!8ball does hector hit the creature the with a blinding dart allowing the others to escape easier?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:01 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, MultiTheDuck.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 05:02 PM
t!8ball does hector hit the creature the with a blinding dart allowing the others to escape easier?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:02 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, MultiTheDuck.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 05:02 PM
t!8ball does hector hit the creature the with a blinding dart allowing the others to escape easier?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:02 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, MultiTheDuck.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:02 PM
t!8ball does Iris make it out with Emmett?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:02 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Jelsafan0.
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:02 PM
"I'm already blind, bitch."
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:02 PM
t!8ball does Iris make it out with Emmett?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:02 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:02 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:02 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:03 PM
How's it going, mister goatboy?
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:03 PM
Iris immediately drops Emmett once they’re outside, ripping the cloth from her mouth and taking desperate gasps for air.
Christ dude.
What the heck.
Treydel (Retribution) 03-Sep-18 05:04 PM
i keep confusing iris and sanya
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:04 PM
t!8ball Right as Iris gets out, does the monster grab Emmett back in by his foot?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:04 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:04 PM
How was the rave Iris?
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:04 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:04 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:04 PM
t!8ball Has Seth inhaled a lot of the gas from his screaming and is now high?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:04 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:05 PM
"Seth, it's me! You!"
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:05 PM
we need our pyro to burn this bitch
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:05 PM
Well god damnit.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:05 PM
GIVE ME MY FUCKING AUTOGRAPH
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:05 PM
I need to prep.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:05 PM
what rave? Who are you?
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:05 PM
I WILL TEAR MY OWN THROAT OUT OF MY NECK
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:05 PM
(The monster, as Seth, starts to kiss Seth.)
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:05 PM
Don't ask, I'll save your ass one day.
Just like I will with these ones.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:05 PM
(The monster becomes female Seth)
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:05 PM
...are you a bird?
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:06 PM
t!8ball Do I dash with Sanya to a flat area?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:06 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Enchantingtable2013.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 05:06 PM
Drop him now!
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:06 PM
( (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:06 PM
Yes...?
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:06 PM
(Emmett's face looks super beat up from this commotion.)
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:06 PM
Cool.
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:06 PM
Look, I need to focus to save lives.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 05:06 PM
t!8ball does Kyle throw Jim out the door and attempt to stab the monster?
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:06 PM
So go do what you do.
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:06 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, ProfessorTree.
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:06 PM
I'll do what I do best.
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:06 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:06 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 10]
In the end, the result was: 10
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:07 PM
`*Cough Cough* what the hell?`
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 05:07 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:07 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 11]
In the end, the result was: 11
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 05:07 PM
Matieu drag Jim away from the door!
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:07 PM
Iris sits down, tired.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:07 PM
`Who chucked me off my ride?`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:08 PM
Hey Jim! Come here! There’s something cool over here you have to see! (edited)
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:08 PM
`eh?`
`What do you have there?`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:09 PM
I don’t know, but it’s cool and you have to see it!
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:09 PM
Ah, fuck. My head.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:09 PM
`Is it shiny?`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:09 PM
GIV MA THA FACKING AUTAGROPH!
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:09 PM
`I like Shiny.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:09 PM
What's going on?
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:09 PM
(Female Seth starts french kissing Seth)
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:10 PM
it is very shiny and great and you’ve gotta come see it!
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:10 PM
sticky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
t!8ball does Jim start to get out of the " High"?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:11 PM
🎱 | Most likely, TheBlade.
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:11 PM
What's on my foot?
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:11 PM
You’re welcome for getting you away from the fumes.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:12 PM
`Oh god, that stench...`
Jim throws up
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:12 PM
gross.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:12 PM
`eh...still got my stomach...`
Jim notices his arm is burnt
`Oh god, what the hell happened?`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:13 PM
Come sit down, it’ll help with recovery. I’ll explain.
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:14 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett try to take the monster's arm off of him?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:14 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Zander.
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:14 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett try to take the monster's arm off of him?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:14 PM
🎱 | Yes, Zander.
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:14 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:14 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 2]
In the end, the result was: 2
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:14 PM
"Mmmm, the things she told me were right, you most certainly are the best kisser of all the land."
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:14 PM
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:15 PM
I can kiss something else if ya know what I'm saying.
t!8ball does the monster sign Seth's photo and then take Seth to bed with her?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:16 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:16 PM
...do you want me to burn it down?
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:16 PM
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:17 PM
Emmett you jelly?
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 05:17 PM
`Yes, after we get Seth and Emmett out.`
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:17 PM
I feel sick.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:17 PM
`Just get me a mask, should be something i could use right?`
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:17 PM
Puke in her mouth.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:17 PM
`I got to get back in there.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:17 PM
Iris hands over the cloth she used.
worked for me.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:17 PM
`thick gas then.`
`Should work as long as it stays on.`
Jims ties the cloth like a bandana
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:18 PM
Yeah, just don’t stay in there too long.
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:18 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett puke on both Seths?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:18 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Zander.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:18 PM
good luck.
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:18 PM
t!choose Male | Female
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:18 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Female!
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 05:18 PM
t!8ball do Kyl300 and Hector get Emmett outside of the hut and keep him away from the hut for good?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:18 PM
🎱 | Most likely, MultiTheDuck.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:19 PM
"Son, what did I tell you about watching mommy and daddy?"
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:19 PM
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:19 PM
t!8ball does Iris come up with bait to lure Seth out?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:19 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Jelsafan0.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 05:19 PM
`We're not getting Seth out of here, he's halfway in the mouth`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:19 PM
t!8ball does Iris come up with bait to lure Seth out?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:19 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Jelsafan0.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:20 PM
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 05:20 PM
`I'm getting out of here, burn down the house!`
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:20 PM
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:20 PM
Nah, I'm halfway into her pussy.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 05:20 PM
Come on everyone leave the hut!
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:20 PM
Damn bitch you're fucking tight.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:20 PM
t!8ball does Iris come up with bait to lure Seth out?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:20 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Jelsafan0.
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:20 PM
(Emmett starts to cough seriously.)
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:21 PM
(Seth is currently getting devoured by the creature, his dick getting caught in the mid section full of teeth like things)
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:21 PM
Seth! Get out here!
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:21 PM
Seth is into tenticle hentai
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:21 PM
Hector is that all of them?
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:21 PM
t!8ball does the monster grab a hold of Seth's cock and start jerking him around like a baseball bat?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:21 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:22 PM
t!8ball does the monster grab a hold of Seth's cock and start jerking him around like a baseball bat?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:22 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:22 PM
t!8ball does the monster grab a hold of Seth's cock and start jerking him around like a baseball bat?
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:22 PM
The real question is, where's the monster?
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:22 PM
t!8ball does the monster grab a hold of Seth's cock and start jerking him around like a baseball bat?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:22 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:22 PM
there’s a half-squid woman!
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 05:22 PM
I think there is one more in there somewhere
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:22 PM
t!8ball does the monster grab a hold of Seth's cock and start jerking him around like a baseball bat?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:22 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:22 PM
...she’s hot!
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:22 PM
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:23 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, TheBlade.
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:23 PM
Well that's not really my job, I'm sure it's not very safe.
GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:23 PM
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:23 PM
quick, someone make sexy squid woman noises.
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:23 PM
We need to start treating them, now!
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 05:23 PM
Stay here and start treating the wounded
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:24 PM
`We need to get in there, who is left inside?`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:24 PM
Seth.
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:24 PM
t!8ball Do I move Emmett to a flat area to begin treating him?`
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:24 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Enchantingtable2013.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 05:24 PM
Wifi is fucked
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:24 PM
t!8ball Do I move Emmett to a flat area to begin treating him?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:24 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:24 PM
t!8ball Do I move Emmett to a flat area to begin treating him?
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:24 PM
Seth! Is there literally anything that could make you come out here?
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:24 PM
Alright, we gotta make do with what we have goatboy.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:24 PM
t!8ball Does Seth pull the monster into the oven and lock into the 69 position?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:24 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:25 PM
t!8ball Does Seth pull the monster into the oven and lock into the 69 position?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:25 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Bagelwrecker.
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:25 PM
Is he even awake, Hector?
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 05:25 PM
No
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:26 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:26 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 7]
In the end, the result was: 7
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:26 PM
Good.
Time to work.
snaps on gloves
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:26 PM
...that’s it. I’m gonna make him come out.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:26 PM
`Guys, there is still someone in there!`
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:26 PM
Don't. He does alot of stupid stuff.
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:26 PM
(Emmett bleats like a baby Squoatling.)
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:26 PM
Just let him be.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:26 PM
AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS THE RING OF FIRE THE RING OF FIRE!
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 05:26 PM
`Don't hurt yourself!`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:26 PM
COME OUT BEFORE I BURN IT DOWN!
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:27 PM
Bye bye son.
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:27 PM
That's, cute I guess.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:27 PM
`I'll be fine, we cant leave anyone in there.`
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:27 PM
Now I'm gonna feel bad when I cut into you.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:27 PM
Seth, I will literally negotiate with you!
What will it take to make you come out?
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:28 PM
Stay alive Emmett, don't die after I do my boy.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:28 PM
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:28 PM
He may have a brain hemorrhage, Hector.
If he hit his head hard enough it might begin to clot.
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:29 PM
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:29 PM
I’m just-
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:29 PM
t!8ball Does the cabin catch fire and Seth and the monster burn to death?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:29 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 05:29 PM
Fix it Matieu
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:29 PM
just gonna-
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:29 PM
Okay, on it.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:30 PM
t!8ball Does the cabin catch fire and Seth and the monster burn to death?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:30 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:30 PM
`Guys, we can just stand here, we have to--- Oh dear god.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:30 PM
Well, guess he’s dead.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:30 PM
AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS THE RING OF FIRE.
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:31 PM
(Emmett just looks pretty emotionless right now, occasionally bleating.)
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:31 PM
t!8ball Does Jim see anything coming out of the wreckage?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:31 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, TheBlade.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:31 PM
t!8ball Does Jim see anything coming out of the wreckage?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:31 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, TheBlade.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 05:31 PM
Lets just get away from here, Jim and the robot, help us move the wounded away
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:31 PM
Yeah. Okay.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 05:31 PM
`on it.`
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:32 PM
I’ll take Emmett. Again.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:32 PM
`I can't belive he actualy did it, the crazy fucker actualy pulled it off...`
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:34 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett try to get up, but ends up falling down?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:34 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Zander.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:34 PM
Iris picks up Emmett, and carries him like a sack of potatoes.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 05:34 PM
`Damn, I can't believe he's dead.`
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 05:34 PM
Careful there, you don't want to hurt yourself
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:34 PM
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:35 PM
...I’ll be fine.
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 05:36 PM
t!8ball Once the group is a safe distance away do Matieu And Hector Start treating the wounded?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:36 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, MultiTheDuck.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:36 PM
(Seth's ashes fly off in the wind, with his military cap flying off almost unscathed)
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 05:36 PM
t!8ball Once the group is a safe distance away do Matieu And Hector Start treating the wounded?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:36 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, MultiTheDuck.
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:36 PM
(Seth's cap lands on one of Emmett's horns.)
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:37 PM
WatchfulDrake 03-Sep-18 05:37 PM
t!roll d25
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:37 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d25 : 18]
In the end, the result was: 18
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:37 PM
...I’m sorry for your loss. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:37 PM
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:38 PM
Pinned a message.
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 05:40 PM
t!8ball does Iris drop Emmett by mistake and then find Concussion-B-Gone in Seth’s hat?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:40 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Jelsafan0.
TheBlade 03-Sep-18 05:40 PM
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:40 PM
t8ball Do I cut open Emmett's skull?
t8ball Do I cut open Emmett's skull?
t!8ball Do I cut open Emmett's skull?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:40 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:40 PM
t8ball Do I cut open Emmett's skull?
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:44 PM
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:47 PM
SPACE RULE 101: IF YOU BURN YOU GO INTO THE URN.
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:48 PM
Pinned a message.
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:48 PM
t!8ball Do I stabilize Emmett's skull to prevent further damage? (edited)
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:48 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:48 PM
There, perfect.
Bagelwrecker 03-Sep-18 05:49 PM
t!8ball did Raven burn to death?
Tatsumaki 03-Sep-18 05:49 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Bagelwrecker.
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 05:49 PM
No
Zander 03-Sep-18 05:49 PM
🤣
ProfessorTree 03-Sep-18 05:49 PM
s h e w a s n ' t t h e r e
Enchantingtable2013 03-Sep-18 05:49 PM
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
s h e w a s t h e r e
Jelsafan0 03-Sep-18 06:09 PM
she wasn’t there
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:17 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett bleat?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:17 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:19 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky see the fire and go to investigate
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:19 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:20 PM
ugh
What happened?
ah, yes. The quicksand.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:20 PM
`Ngh...my arm`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:21 PM
t!8ball Do I ask emmett if he can talk?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:21 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Enchantingtable2013.
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:21 PM
(Emmett is leaning against a rock near the hut.)
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:21 PM
Do you only bleat?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:21 PM
t!8ball does Iris lay down
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:21 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:21 PM
t!8ball does Iris lay down
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:21 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Jelsafan0.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:21 PM
t!8ball Does Seth wake up?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:21 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Bagelwrecker.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:22 PM
t!8ball does Kyle examine his wound?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:22 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, ProfessorTree.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:23 PM
`Ssso, what jussst happened?`
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:23 PM
I've still got my stuff.... Hmm...no one around.
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:23 PM
(Emmett is holding his head.)
Baaaah.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:23 PM
`Ack...a break in the structural beam.`
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:23 PM
`I'm sssorry?`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:23 PM
I am so. Tired. Is it always this exciting? (edited)
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:24 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett succeed in getting up?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:24 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:25 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya check on Emmett?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:25 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Brakia.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:25 PM
`Is everyone okay?` (edited)
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:26 PM
(Emmett just seems to be idle whilst standing up for the first time.)
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:26 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky, instead of seeing the fire, follow the crews tracks to find them (edited)
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:26 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:26 PM
ah hah! Goat tracks. They're here.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:27 PM
`I think my hand wasss burnt.` (edited)
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:27 PM
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:27 PM
I’m a bit tired, but not injured. (edited)
t!8ball does a bird land on Iris’ head?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:28 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:29 PM
It’s a bird....
Iris is amazed.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:30 PM
`Indeed.`
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:30 PM
`That'sss a bird alright.`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:30 PM
I love birds.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:31 PM
I'm a bird...
That's cool, isn't it?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:31 PM
Why do you think I asked you if you were a bird when we first met?
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:31 PM
Iris x Matieu
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:31 PM
Ummm, why?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:31 PM
And yes. You are the coolest person I have ever met.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:31 PM
Awesome!
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:31 PM
Because I like birds.
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:32 PM
MAH!
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:32 PM
`I do too.`
`Birdsss are tasssty`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:32 PM
t!8ball Does Matieu get a bird erection?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:32 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Enchantingtable2013.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:32 PM
`I don't think Emmett is doing okay.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:32 PM
t!8ball Does Seth wake up now?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:32 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:32 PM
iris will remember this
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:32 PM
What is wrong with the boys in this group?
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:33 PM
is that iris?....
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:33 PM
`Good question.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:33 PM
It's natural.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:33 PM
`I don't underssstand mammal conceptsss.`
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:33 PM
HEY! IRIS
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:33 PM
`Chomsky is approaching.`
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:33 PM
GUYS
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:33 PM
Eh? Oh! Hey Chomsky!
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:33 PM
I'm not a mammal plantwoman.
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:33 PM
Bahhhhh.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:33 PM
you guys just left me there!
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:33 PM
AAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAA
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:33 PM
To be fair, I left first.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:33 PM
`Oopsss`
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:34 PM
MY BODY FEELS LIKE I'M ON FIRE!
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:34 PM
t!8ball does Kyle check on Emmett?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:34 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, ProfessorTree.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:34 PM
Or almost first, at least.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:34 PM
I DO NOT FIND THIS AROUSING!
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:34 PM
iris I don't think you understand the term "to be fair" (edited)
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:34 PM
"Calm down boy." (edited)
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:34 PM
`Emmett, are you alright?`
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:34 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett grab the bird and stuff it in his mouth?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:34 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Zander.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:34 PM
Because I didn’t know they would leave you there.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:35 PM
I see.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:35 PM
NO YOU CALM DOWN!
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:35 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya eat Iris' bird?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:35 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Brakia.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:35 PM
`I'm getting hungry.` (edited)
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:35 PM
what's wrong with the goat?
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:35 PM
He's having... umm... mental issues.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:36 PM
Don’t eat Qrow, Sanya.
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:36 PM
(Emmett picks some grass from the ground and starts to gnaw on it.)
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:36 PM
WHERE IS THE FEMALE VERSION OF ME?
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:36 PM
`You named him?`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:36 PM
I'm gonna be honest, I think he has Alzheimers guys.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:36 PM
of course I named him.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:36 PM
t!8ball does Emmett do the fortnite dance
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:36 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, PlasmaPerson.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:36 PM
`He seems to have the mindset of a baby Squoatling.` (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:36 PM
Exactly.
He thinks he's a baby squoat.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:37 PM
t!8ball does Qrow turn into an elf?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:37 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:37 PM
”Hello.” (edited)
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:37 PM
AAH
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:37 PM
t!8ball Does emmett press L?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:37 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:37 PM
"Already gone into the river, as she had no soul to go to heaven or hell so she will be in the river for the rest of eternity."
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:37 PM
AHHHH!!
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:37 PM
`The hell?`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:37 PM
KILL IT!!!
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:38 PM
t!8ball Does Seth calm down?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:38 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:38 PM
Iris sets Qrow on fire.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:38 PM
`I... I want to leave thisss group. To much weird ssshit.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:38 PM
t!8ball Does Seth calm down?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:38 PM
🎱 | Yes, Bagelwrecker.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:38 PM
oh god
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:38 PM
Qrow burns to death.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:38 PM
Oh shit, am I dead?
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:38 PM
you killed it.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:38 PM
his ashes blow away in the wind.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:38 PM
`You killed him.`
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:38 PM
(Emmett starts to hold onto Sanya intensively.)
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:38 PM
That was scary.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:38 PM
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:39 PM
*sets the ashes on fire* (edited)
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:39 PM
I went through the entire war without dying and then I fall to a damn oven.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:40 PM
t!8ball does Emmett begin to climb up Sanya?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:40 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, ProfessorTree.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:40 PM
there. Now it's complete.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:40 PM
`whAT the fuck`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:40 PM
...i like birds.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:40 PM
"You must calm down boy, otherwise you can't cross the river into your designated area."
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:40 PM
`Get the fuck off me, Emmett.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:40 PM
Well then you like me, know what I'm saying?
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:41 PM
can someone calm the goat down before I set him on fire for being dumb? (edited)
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:41 PM
(Emmett shoves the flower off of Sanya and rests his chin there.)
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:41 PM
No fuck you, send me the fuck back to my crew.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:41 PM
but the archidemons had a myth of a supremely unlucky being that turned into a crow. I wasn’t going to take chances.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:41 PM
`My flower!`
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:41 PM
`Don't burn the Squoat.`
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:41 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett even aware of what he is doing?
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:41 PM
he's getting on my nerves.
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:41 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:41 PM
"I can't."
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:41 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett even aware of what he is doing?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:41 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:42 PM
Why not, you're the goddess of death, are you not?
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:42 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya get Emmett off of her?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:42 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Brakia.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:42 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky pull out the flamethrower in warning
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:42 PM
🎱 | It is certain, PlasmaPerson.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:43 PM
`Back off, maniac.`
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:43 PM
you best get a hold of yourself.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:43 PM
...am I still suffering the afteraffects of being high?
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:43 PM
`DONT YOU FUCKIN DARE!`
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:43 PM
Bah.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:43 PM
t!8ball does Iris pull Emmett off of Sanya and put him on the ground?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:43 PM
🎱 | Yes, Jelsafan0.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:43 PM
*whispers* calm down I'm not gonna actually do it.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:43 PM
"The goddess of death is much too busy to greet and row every elf who dies to their designated area, I am but a captain of one of the many rafts upon the river."
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:43 PM
`Thank you.`
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:44 PM
Do we have anything to treat a concussion?
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:44 PM
`Time.`
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:44 PM
(Emmett cries loudly as he is taken off.)
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:44 PM
Anytime, my floral friend.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:44 PM
uh huh.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:44 PM
Well, guess we're going to stay here for all eternity cause I'm not going to my designated area until I see the goddess of death.
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:45 PM
Hey Mathew! Your mom says hi. Welcome to the internet. Screaming Sheep Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/TheScreamingS... Just to clear this up. This is a sh...
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:45 PM
`Why won't he ssshut up?`
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:45 PM
"Always the difficult one aren't you Seth?"
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:45 PM
`He's basically a baby.`
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:45 PM
(Emmett struggles to point at Sanya.)
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:45 PM
be quiet Emmett! Geez, he's like a child.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:46 PM
`He wants you.`
😏
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:46 PM
`He WHAT?`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:46 PM
don’t do that.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:46 PM
"You were never one to back down against anyone, but now you are dead and you shall listen to me."
Why you gotta kill me?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:47 PM
we need to cure him.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:47 PM
`Not sure how.`
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:47 PM
pff. I'm sure it'll be fine.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:47 PM
`Why isss he acting ssso weird towardsss me?`
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:47 PM
he'll get better.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:48 PM
`He may see you as either a maternal figure or as grass.`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:48 PM
we have to do something.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:48 PM
t!8ball do I bleat like a goat to emmett, thus having a deep conversation about how he needs to behave?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:48 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:48 PM
Baaahhh.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:48 PM
`A maternal Figure? What'sss that?`
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:48 PM
"Fuck you, you bird bitch."
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:48 PM
"Because child, you failed to put out for the deal we made."
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:48 PM
What the hell is wrong with you?
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:48 PM
`Like, a mother.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:48 PM
I don't remember a deal.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:48 PM
`Again, What'sss that?`
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:49 PM
"Wait what?"
I don't remember a deal.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:49 PM
It’s someone who raises you and loves you and supports you!
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:49 PM
Bahhhhh bahhh bahhh, bah bah bah.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:49 PM
"Shit, do I have the right Seth?"
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:49 PM
` I have never felt half of thossse emotionsss.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:50 PM
Guys, if he's a baby he needs a mom.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:50 PM
come on Sanya. It'll get him to shut up.
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:50 PM
"Sanya, pick me the fuck up."
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:51 PM
`If he ssstartsss to do anything weird, i'm going to ssstab him.`
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:51 PM
ok, I was just joking before about killing him. Please don't.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:51 PM
"Seth Im'K'Inki is your name correct?"
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:51 PM
help me find a cure.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:51 PM
`I think he wants you to pick him up.`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:52 PM
hey, what do those herbs you found do? (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:52 PM
K'Inki
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:52 PM
Im'K'Inki
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:52 PM
ye
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:52 PM
`They look pretty. I don't know what elssse they do.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:52 PM
"One sec, let me check my records"
t!8ball does sanya pick Emmett up and let him suckle on her nipple?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:53 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:53 PM
probably dangerous. Best to choose a test subject first.
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:54 PM
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:54 PM
...
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:54 PM
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:54 PM
now I wish I hadn’t set Qrow on fire.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:55 PM
`Mhm.`
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:55 PM
`Thisss isss extremely ssstrange. `
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:55 PM
give me the plants. I'm sure I can whip something up.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 02:55 PM
just let him sit on your back or something.
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:55 PM
"I'm so sorry for this."
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:55 PM
"Hmmmm, It says here you made a deal with me and the goddess of love, that gave you invincibility, but made you insane and required you to have sex every week."
Pretty sure I had sex every week.
Ask my crew.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:56 PM
Sanya! Give me the plants!
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 02:56 PM
t!8ball is Emmett slowly and steadily shrinking?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:56 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, ProfessorTree.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:57 PM
uh oh.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:57 PM
`DON'T YELL AT- why isss he ssshrinking?`
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:57 PM
"Unfortunately, that'd be against the rule to take all your crew member to the river's docks, but you may choose one to testify for you."
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:57 PM
(His voice pitch is going higher too.)
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:57 PM
no seriously, I can fix this. Probably.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:57 PM
`Fine!`
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 02:57 PM
Umm, I choose Emmett.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:57 PM
He's becoming a baby squoat?
Zander 04-Sep-18 02:58 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett stick his tongue out?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:58 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:58 PM
`What are you doing?`
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 02:58 PM
alright let's see what we have. Wildroot, thunder weed, and purple azalia. (edited)
mixed with What I have I can fix this.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 02:59 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya perform the Lion King pose with baby Emmett?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 02:59 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Brakia.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 02:59 PM
This is kind of an odd situation.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:00 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya perform the Lion King pose with baby Emmett?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:00 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Brakia.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:01 PM
t!choose fix Emmett | make him shrink faster | fix Emmett | turn into a regular goat | fix Emmett
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:01 PM
🤔 | PlasmaPerson, I pick fix Emmett!
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:01 PM
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:01 PM
here! Give it to him
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:01 PM
t!8ball does Emmett drink it
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:01 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:01 PM
t!8ball does Emmett drink it
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:01 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Jelsafan0.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:02 PM
`He'sss growing a sssnout? `
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:02 PM
Sanya quick! Give it to him!
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:03 PM
`I don't have a free hand.`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:03 PM
I’ll hold him.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:03 PM
just shift him to your head.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:03 PM
`He'll jussst ssscream.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:03 PM
t!8ball Do I cut my artery and re-sew it for my own amusement?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:03 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Enchantingtable2013.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:03 PM
then hold him with one arm.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:04 PM
t!8ball Does the goddess of death bring bee Emmett to the river?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:04 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Bagelwrecker.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:04 PM
Hahah, this is fun!
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:04 PM
`He's four-foot tall.`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:04 PM
then put him down.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:04 PM
That's not Emmett.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:04 PM
it won’t matter in like 10-15 minutes.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:04 PM
`Ssso i CAN kill him?`
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:05 PM
(Bee Emmett appears; he has a full "bee-mane" and a stinger scepter in his hand.) (edited)
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:05 PM
no.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:05 PM
here. I'll give it to him.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:05 PM
"Seth? Is that you?"
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:05 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky give the drink to Emmett?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:05 PM
🎱 | It is certain, ProfessorTree.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:05 PM
My name is Seth, I don't know you though.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:05 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett spit it out at someone?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:05 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:06 PM
t!choose Sanya | Chomsky | Hector | Kyle | Iris
t!choose Sanya | Chomsky | Kyle | Iris
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:06 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Chomsky!
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:06 PM
"This is your closest friend I thought?"
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:07 PM
AAAH!
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:07 PM
Yeouch.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:07 PM
"You look exactly like Seth!"
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:07 PM
My closest friend is a goat named Emmett.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:07 PM
it burns! What did I make?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:07 PM
a cure.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:07 PM
it shouldn't burn!
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:08 PM
`I told you, i didn't know what thossse plantsss do.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:08 PM
Jeez, you need to fix your fucking records.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:08 PM
please tell me he just didn’t spit it all out.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:08 PM
"A goat named Emmett? Seth, you don't remember me?"
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:08 PM
t!8ball Does Chomsky start growing bigger?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:08 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:08 PM
I don't know you.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:08 PM
t!8ball Does Chomsky start to grow bigger?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:08 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:08 PM
I just burned to death about an hour ago.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:09 PM
"You froze to death like two GUYs ago."
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:09 PM
`I don't know how to fix thisss.`
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:09 PM
t!8ball does the mixture taste human blood and come to life
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:09 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, PlasmaPerson.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:09 PM
I don't think so.
Also did Mathias pass by the river? I kinda shot him down.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:10 PM
t!8ball does Iris make Emmett drink the rest of the concoction?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:10 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Jelsafan0.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:10 PM
"No. He went to Avian Heaven."
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:10 PM
`Down the hatch.`
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:10 PM
"Matthias is frozen with you. I think."
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:10 PM
*takes off coat so that the acid doesn't kill him*
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:11 PM
No I shot and killed him.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:11 PM
great. Now I need a new jacket.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:11 PM
Bah!
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:11 PM
Great. You’re cured.
not my problem anymore.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:12 PM
he's not cured! He's still a baby!
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:12 PM
Anyways, can you please bring the right Emmett to vouch for me?
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:12 PM
"I know you always wanted to shoot him, but you never did."
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:12 PM
wouldn’t it take time to take effect?
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:13 PM
`I'm not sssure.`
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:13 PM
he didn't drink it. He needs to swallow it.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:13 PM
(Emmett is like 3.5 feet right now.)
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:13 PM
What happened?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:13 PM
Swallow it if you want to live, Emmett!
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:14 PM
He kinda went to another ship, because we went through a wormhole without protection, and then I shot that ship down.
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:14 PM
Why is the squoat so small?
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:15 PM
`He's shrinking, and he has the mind of the baby.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:15 PM
Only Matthias knows...
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:15 PM
(Emmett spits it out due to plot coherence.)
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:16 PM
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
I give up.
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:16 PM
What caused this?
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:16 PM
t!8ball Do I ponder about the wandering disciple?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Enchantingtable2013.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:17 PM
uhh
I'm not really sure
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:17 PM
Anyways put that Emmett back and bring the actual Emmett here
"Fine" (edited)
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:17 PM
`He'sss like, 3 feet tall now.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:18 PM
t!8ball Does the goddess of death put away bee Emmett and bring real Emmett here?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:18 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Bagelwrecker.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:18 PM
You better fix it fast!
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:18 PM
(Emmett Goat) "I need grass." (edited)
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:18 PM
(yes)
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:19 PM
`What the hell?` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:19 PM
There you go, this is the right Emmett.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:20 PM
`Where'd he go!?`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:20 PM
I’m just going to sit down. I’m too tired for this.
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:20 PM
Where did he go? who are you?
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:20 PM
guys where did he go?
Who made him disappear?
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:20 PM
t!choose Squoat Emmett disappears from existance | Bee Emmett switches places with Squoat Emmett
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:20 PM
🤔 | ProfessorTree, I pick Bee Emmett switches places with Squoat Emmett!
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:21 PM
Where the hell am I now?
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:21 PM
`Who the absssolute FUCK are you?`
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:21 PM
"Where the hell am I now?"
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:21 PM
Oh hey Emmett.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:21 PM
`What isss happening?`
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:21 PM
give us Emmett back!
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:21 PM
Hey Seth.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:21 PM
`What the fuck!?`
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:21 PM
Welcome to the afterlife river.
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:21 PM
What did you do with the Squoatling?
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:21 PM
I'm dead.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:21 PM
hi. I’m Iris and I am so sick of all the weird.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:21 PM
"Woah, woah! Get me out of your hands, plant!"
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:21 PM
`Who are you and why are you ssso HEAVY?!`
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:22 PM
t!8ball Does Bee Emmett try to fly out of Sanya's grasp?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:22 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Zander.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:22 PM
t!8ball Does Bee Emmett try to fly out of Sanya's grasp?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:22 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Zander.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:22 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya drop the bee?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:22 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Brakia.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:23 PM
Seth, are you dead or something?
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:23 PM
`Jesssusss you're heavy.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:23 PM
Yep
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:23 PM
I think my larynx isn't working.
The others hear me as a baby.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:23 PM
I burned to death having 69 sex with a female version of me
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:23 PM
t!8ball does bee Emmett do the fortnite dance against his will
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:23 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, PlasmaPerson.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:23 PM
And I'm shrinking.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:24 PM
Mmm.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:24 PM
`You ssstill haven't anssswered my quessstion, Bee.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:24 PM
Anyways tell the goddess here I had sex before I died.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:24 PM
t!8ball does Iris throw something?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:24 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Jelsafan0.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:24 PM
He fucked all the damn time.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:24 PM
She claims I had a "deal" with her
"It's true."
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:25 PM
Well, did you?
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:25 PM
stop dancing and state your business.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:25 PM
I didn't
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:25 PM
"This is your doing, fire wizard." (edited)
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:25 PM
t!choose Bee Emmett | Sanya | Chomsky | A Ribbon | a rock
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:25 PM
🤔 | Jelsafan0, I pick Bee Emmett!
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:25 PM
wizard? excuse me?
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:25 PM
(Kyle draws his sword)
`Any sudden moves and you're dead, bee.`
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:26 PM
(Bee Emmett flies away before Iris comes towards him.) "Yeah. You made me dance or something. I dunno'." (edited)
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:26 PM
I remember another Seth that had a deal with a goddess though, he was the first elf in 10,000 GUYs to get exiled
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:26 PM
The sudden move was the fortnite dance
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:26 PM
What the hell?
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:27 PM
Wait if bee Emmett and goat Emmett switched places then why is goat Emmett in heaven with Seth
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:27 PM
Unfortunately having sex with the goddess of death and the goddess of life is illegal
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:27 PM
I thought you did he didn't die
Oh yeah
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:28 PM
Wait, so you're condemned to live forever or something?
(Seth #1 appears in the heaven place now.)
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:29 PM
Oh shit.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:29 PM
t!8ball Does Matieu stare in confusion at bee Emmett, so astonished he stops self harming and repairing his arteries?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:29 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:29 PM
"Who are you"
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:29 PM
Um...
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:29 PM
I'm Seth.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:29 PM
I'm Emmett.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:29 PM
I’m exhausted.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:30 PM
`I'm Hungry`
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:30 PM
guys I think Emmett is trapped in the bee. Kill him!
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:30 PM
"Okay, look."
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:30 PM
Name's Matieu, Emmett.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:30 PM
"You're not going to get me even if you tried."
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:30 PM
I'm curious as to who this bee is and why they are here
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:30 PM
"I'm Seth and you aren't Emmett Emmett is a bee not a dumb goat dog hybrid"
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:30 PM
"I've been at this buzzness for 14 GUYs." (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:30 PM
Um, this is actually awkward. You have the same name as someone who... recently disappeared.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:31 PM
Ouch.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:31 PM
my planet exploded. Your point?
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:31 PM
yeah whats that all about?
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:31 PM
`I'm ssstill confusssed. What isss happening?`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:31 PM
what’s what all about?
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:31 PM
"Your planet needed to be exploded for the Demon Kingdom or something. You're a light elf, right?"
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:32 PM
yes. There was a gas leak in the planet’s core and it blew up.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:32 PM
This man must be the Vespoid Warrior.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:32 PM
sabotage was suspected. Why?
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:32 PM
He looks like one.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:32 PM
"No, the Grasshoppers and the Demons worked together to blow it up."
"Anyhow."
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:32 PM
"Fuck this is getting confusing."
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:32 PM
"I'm here due to Seth's stupid hijinks."
So you two are both Seth Im'K'Inki?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:33 PM
Oh, Seth? He died.
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:33 PM
Seth is the pilot right?
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:33 PM
"I'm the pilot!"
"Or I was."
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:33 PM
Fuck "Fuck"
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:33 PM
Ummm...
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:33 PM
What do you mean was?
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:33 PM
How come like every episode something horrible happens to Emmett
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:34 PM
t!8ball Does Seth and Seth point at each other and say same fag?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:34 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:34 PM
t!8ball is Kyle running low on power?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:34 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, ProfessorTree.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:34 PM
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:34 PM
`My power is running low.`
`Where's my charger?`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:34 PM
Up your ass.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:34 PM
...
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:35 PM
Matieu!
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:35 PM
"Oh yeah. Matthias had like a bee egg in his ass."
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:35 PM
gotta show the hot ladies my dominance
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:36 PM
There are Humans around! (edited)
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:36 PM
"Alright lets clear this up, you Seth 1, died of burning to death, you Seth 2 died of freezing to death."
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:36 PM
No wait.
My Seth is Seth 2.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:36 PM
By the way! (edited)
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:36 PM
No, we'll say I'm Seth 1 considering I died first.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:37 PM
you called me a light elf. I’m half archidemon. Don’t forget that.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:37 PM
`Guysss, we ssstill don't have a ssship.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:37 PM
I don't give a fuck.
Suck my dick.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:37 PM
Then we’ll stay here until we get one.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:37 PM
`...Where's my charger?`
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:37 PM
t!8ball Does Bee Emmett call up his ship?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:37 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Zander.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:37 PM
t!8ball Does Bee Emmett call up his ship yet? (edited)
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:37 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Zander.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:37 PM
`I'm going to ssstab you, bird.`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:37 PM
who are you talking to Matieu?
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:37 PM
uh, I think it was on the ship Kyle.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:37 PM
"Seth 1 you died while having sex thus meaning you wrongfully died, Seth 2 you died without having sex for 2 guys."
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:37 PM
Not if I cut your veins open.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:37 PM
whoops.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:38 PM
`I don't have veinsss. I'm a plant.` (edited)
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:38 PM
`...the ship that sank...in a pit...of quicksand.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:38 PM
"Heh cool"
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:38 PM
don't you have a solar power option or something?
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:38 PM
I know the perfect place to flick your skull that'll collapse your brain. (edited)
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:38 PM
`Again, plant.`
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:38 PM
`So, you're telling me...I'm gonna fucking shut down...because nobody grabbed my charger?`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:38 PM
this got very dark very quickly.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:38 PM
"That means that our deal is tainted and will have to be remade."
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:38 PM
Everyone calm down, we need to try and find a way out of this forest
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:39 PM
"Ugh. Robot guy."
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:39 PM
"Heh taint" Heh taint
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:39 PM
I'll put you in a goddamn salad.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:39 PM
we'll charge you up if you shut down.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:39 PM
"Do you want my bee battery?"
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:39 PM
`I'll kill you before you take a ssstep, bird.`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:39 PM
What is a bee battery?
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:39 PM
`...Not sure it'll work.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:39 PM
Go fuck yourself.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:39 PM
(the goddess of love arrives now)
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:39 PM
`I heard avian tassstesss great.`
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:39 PM
"Let me try it out."
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:40 PM
I don't like salad, but I'll still devour you.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:40 PM
can you two please not fight?
PLEASE?
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:40 PM
`Ssshut up, Irisss`
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:40 PM
"Why'd you call me Lora'ainne?" (Goddess of love)
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:40 PM
Matieu! Leave the Florian alone!
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:40 PM
How about you shoot her ass in the skull and then i'll stop fighting.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:40 PM
(Emmett attaches the battery to Kyle's port via double-extension cord.)
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:40 PM
fight! Fight! Fight!
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:40 PM
Get me out of here!
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:40 PM
Shut the fuck up human.
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:41 PM
Stop! Everyone! We need to try and find civilization
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:41 PM
"Yeah yeah yeah, whatever here you go goodbye."
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:41 PM
Please fix my voi-
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:41 PM
don’t make me set your pants on fire!
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:41 PM
Civilization here? This forest is thicker than Iris! I mean, what?
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:41 PM
`...I'm charging at a rate that would allow one percent more battery.`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:41 PM
What?
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:41 PM
"Oh, fuck me."
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:41 PM
We can all go get something to eat and then calm down
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:41 PM
`Sssomeone wasss never told about the bloodlussst and the cruelty of the floransss. How about i teach you.`
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:42 PM
`...what?...`
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:42 PM
"Oh hey Emmett, you die too?"
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:42 PM
Stop fightinggg!!!
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:42 PM
"No Seth. I've been looking for you for two GUYs."
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:42 PM
Okay everyone break it up!
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:42 PM
"Oh I froze to death."
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:43 PM
"Damn."
BAH!
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:43 PM
Why can't the floran just sleep on the floor.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:43 PM
"Yeah, but this Seth died while having sex"
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:43 PM
t!8ball does Hector step between Sanya and Matieu breaking up the fight?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:43 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, MultiTheDuck.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:44 PM
Emmett!
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:44 PM
God damn, Hector. I was about to shoot their salad finger lookin ass!
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:44 PM
`Why don't you sssleep in a bird cage?`
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:44 PM
`Hey.`
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:44 PM
(Emmett coughs loudly.)
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:44 PM
Just leave them Matieu, this group is our best bet of getting off this planet
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:44 PM
Hey, you ever tried committing toaster bath, you sick fuck?
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:45 PM
something weird is happening Emmett please make it stop before I light everything up.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:45 PM
(Emmett stands on his two feet and attempts to walk.)
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:45 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya's Bloodlust overtake her?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:45 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Brakia.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:45 PM
oh. Right.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:45 PM
I will kill you if you ever talk about hurting anyone.
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:45 PM
Why is the plant twitching?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:46 PM
Sanya! Fire! I will set your pants! On fire! (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:46 PM
Because it wants to kill someone.
COME GET ME YA BIG WANK!
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:46 PM
`I going to rip your head off and use it as a bowl to eat your fucking organs, you feathered bitch.`
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:46 PM
Matieu no!
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:46 PM
I can outrun this fat fuck for days.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:47 PM
Wai-(cough)-t!
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:47 PM
Iris steps between them, fire on her finger pointed at Matieu and dagger in her hand pointed at Sanya
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:47 PM
`He speaks.`
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:47 PM
He's talking!
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:47 PM
Shut the hell up and listen!
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:47 PM
BAH-DOC! (edited)
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:48 PM
`Have you ever felt dread, Bird? I have. And now i know what all my targets felt when then found out I was the one hunting them.`
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:48 PM
Yes....?
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:48 PM
t!8ball does everyone stop fighting to realize the miracle of Emmett first steps
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:48 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, PlasmaPerson.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:48 PM
(Emmett points to his throat.)
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:48 PM
Wow, finally someone got their translator working properly! (edited)
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:48 PM
What?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:49 PM
His throat. He wants you to fix his throat.
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:49 PM
Is there something wrong with your throat squoatling?
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:49 PM
Bah!
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:49 PM
I can examine it if needed
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:49 PM
t!8ball does Iris look extremely threatening, despite not being very tall or strong?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:49 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Jelsafan0.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:49 PM
Okay, now that it's working, I need you to calm the fuck down.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:49 PM
`I've stared gods in the eyes, Bird. I've killed kings and emperors. I've realized just who i am. I am Dread. `
`And You are Prey.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:50 PM
I don't give a fuck if you're dread or a bag of baby squoatlings.
I'M FAST AS FUCK BOII. (edited)
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:50 PM
WOULD! YOU! STOP!
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:51 PM
`SHUT THE FUCK UP!`
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:51 PM
I'm going to have to put you under for a while while i try to fix your throat. Do you trust me?
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:51 PM
NO YOU!
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:51 PM
Iris whirls on Sanya with her dagger raised and fire in her hand
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:51 PM
No u
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:51 PM
(He nods, but with an uncertainty.)
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:51 PM
Don’t make me do it.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:51 PM
`I do not fear your flames.`
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:52 PM
Alright, this is going to sting for a little while, then you will not feel a thing (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:53 PM
Look Plantwoman, calm down and just take a break by doing some Sugondese training.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 03:53 PM
sUgOnDeSe NuTs
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:53 PM
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 03:53 PM
ok im going now
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:53 PM
t!8ball Do I start doing the Shoot for no goddamn reason?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:53 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Enchantingtable2013.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:53 PM
what the heck Garrick.
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:53 PM
Who is that?
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 03:53 PM
t!8ball Does Seth finish up his contract with goddesses and proceed to crawl out of Emmett's mouth?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:53 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 03:54 PM
do the shoot
does do shoot?
yes
zander do eat pp?
yes
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:54 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm high fellas!
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:54 PM
owo
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:54 PM
WOOOOOOO!
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:55 PM
t!8ball does Kyle turn on the switch to the bee battery?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:55 PM
🎱 | Yes, ProfessorTree.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:55 PM
`OH FUCC`
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:55 PM
No matter, Emmett I'm going to inject you now, we will need to wait for it to take effect on you
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:55 PM
Hey and iris I can hook you up with that good stuff if you dig *wink wink*.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:55 PM
`LISTEN UP FUCKERS BACK OFF OR YOU'RE BOTH DEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:56 PM
Iris extinguishes her fireball, holding up a ribbon. stop.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:56 PM
`LEAVE US, ROBOT! you are not a part of this fight.`
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:56 PM
`I SAID BACK OFF`
`OR`
`YOU'RE`
`DEAD`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:56 PM
Cmon I got the good shit Iris, just meet me at 11 *wink*.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:56 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett lie down on the ground as Bee Emmett's ship arrives?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:56 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Zander.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:56 PM
Kyle chill.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:56 PM
Fine Kyle.
Zander 04-Sep-18 03:56 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett lie down on the ground as Bee Emmett's ship arrives?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:56 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:56 PM
I got better things to do.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 03:56 PM
step back and you're dead
step back, also you're dead
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:57 PM
Like fuck bitches.
I mean respect.
Respect women.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:57 PM
`THE EXCESSIVE POWER IS CORRUPTING MY DECISION MAKING SKILLS`
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:57 PM
`You have no blood. I have no use for killing you. But if you continue your plight, I Will end you.`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:57 PM
Matieu.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 03:57 PM
UNLIMITED
POWER
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:57 PM
Sleep Squoatling, I'll start soon
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:57 PM
*powag
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:57 PM
Iris I'm gonna respect you so hard.
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:57 PM
NOW EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING!
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:57 PM
Iris holds up the ribbon threateningly.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 03:57 PM
Fear my powag!
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:58 PM
Cmon you know you wouldn't do it.
We're cool, right?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:58 PM
wouldn’t I?
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:58 PM
OR I'LL KNOCK YOU ALL OUT SO I CAN SAVE THIS DAMN GOAT!
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 03:58 PM
I have ammonia if you need Emmett to stay still.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 03:58 PM
(Kyle shoots 3 blasts into the sky)
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 03:58 PM
her tone is cold. She sure as hell would.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:58 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya emit an aura of pure dread?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:58 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Brakia.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 03:58 PM
her cold. She is cold
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:58 PM
I have enough thank you
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:58 PM
matieu just wants iris so badly
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 03:59 PM
she doesn't even have arms
Brakia 04-Sep-18 03:59 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 03:59 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 5]
In the end, the result was: 5
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 03:59 PM
AS YOU SEE HERE
SHE DOES NOT HAVE ARMS
SHE ALSO DOES NOT HAVE LEGS
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 03:59 PM
Matieu help me move this goat away from the area so i can fix it
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 03:59 PM
Sure!
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:00 PM
`Get out of my way, Iris. Or you will be killed.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:00 PM
Catch you later, momma!
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:00 PM
are you okay now Sanya?
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:00 PM
11 o clock, remember!
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:00 PM
are you going to commit murder if I let you move?
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:00 PM
You should.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:00 PM
`Move. Now.`
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 04:00 PM
t!choose Clearing | lakeside
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:00 PM
🤔 | MultiTheDuck, I pick Clearing!
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:01 PM
if. You. Go. Will someone die?
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 04:01 PM
Okay here we go, this clearing will work
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:01 PM
`If you don't, you will die.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:01 PM
What op, Hector?
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 04:01 PM
t!8ball Does Hector successfully fix Emmett's throat?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:01 PM
🎱 | Most likely, MultiTheDuck.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:01 PM
t!8ball does Emmett start screaming 6 times louder than before because he does not have Sanya
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:01 PM
🎱 | Yes, PlasmaPerson.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:01 PM
Okay nevermind.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 04:01 PM
(Kyle shoots a blast near Sanya, nearly grazing her leg)
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:01 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's loud
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:01 PM
Cool, I get to see my parents, my cousin, my best friend, my aunt, my uncle. I don’t fear death.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:01 PM
Looks like you don't need my help.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 04:02 PM
`Back the fuck up.`
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:02 PM
edgy
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:02 PM
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:03 PM
`Good. It will be easier to kill you then.` (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:03 PM
TEN
10
I WILL KILL YOU 10
did you mean to say 'then'?
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:04 PM
(Emmett screams so loud that Chomsky does a funny little dance)
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:04 PM
t!8ball does Iris’ anger at the new knowledge that her planet was blown up by people and not an accident make her more scary?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:04 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Jelsafan0.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:04 PM
AAAAA FORTNITE
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:04 PM
if a man came into your room and did a funny, would you scream or cry?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:04 PM
t!8ball does Iris’ anger at the new knowledge that her planet was blown up by people and not an accident make her more scary?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:04 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Jelsafan0.
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:04 PM
(Emmett stops screaming)
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 04:05 PM
It's okay squoatling, you'll be fine in no time
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:05 PM
Thank God, you were hurting my nonexistent ears.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:05 PM
t!8ball Do I instantly dash back to try and pull Iris?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:05 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Enchantingtable2013.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:05 PM
I just found out someone orchestrated the murder of everyone I ever knew and loved. You don’t wanna screw with me right now.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:05 PM
What's up baby girl?
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 04:06 PM
t!8ball does Kyle grab Matieu by the throat and throw him at Sanya?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:06 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, ProfessorTree.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:06 PM
`You're trying to intimidate a god, girl.`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:07 PM
what’s your point?
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 04:07 PM
`I'll kill you in an instant, plant. Back. Up. Now.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:07 PM
Aye, you listening Iris? Or is she still upset?
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 04:07 PM
t!8ball Does Seth finish up his contract with goddesses and proceed to crawl out of Emmett's mouth now?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:07 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Bagelwrecker.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:07 PM
Do I need to apologize?
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:07 PM
Hey, why's everyone mad?
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 04:07 PM
Honey I'm home
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:07 PM
OH SHIT!
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 04:07 PM
Dear god
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:07 PM
Yes, please apologize.
Hello Seth!
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:07 PM
OH GOD SETH WHAT THE HECK
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 04:07 PM
Why were you in him?
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:07 PM
`Robot, leave this battle. NOW.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:07 PM
Sorry miss dread goddess.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:07 PM
seth gay
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:08 PM
It's not a battle, dayum!!
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 04:08 PM
`YOU leave this battle before you get incinerated.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:08 PM
Sorry for pissing you off somehow.
Don't sleep on it.
You'll only get 4 hours.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 04:08 PM
How about YOU shut the fuck up mr. Roboto?
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:08 PM
Hey man don't be a dick.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 04:08 PM
`Oh, hey. Seth's back.`
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:08 PM
(Emmett is underneath Seth's feet.)
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:08 PM
He's just trying to help.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 04:08 PM
`The plant's rebelling.`
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 04:09 PM
Music video by Styx performing Mr. Roboto. (C) 1983 A&M Records http://vevo.ly/GWEDUG Best of Styx: https://goo.gl/n2JFbN Subscribe here: https://goo.gl/UiH6GG
Just burn it to death.
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:09 PM
t!8ball Does Seth feel rejuvenated?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:09 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:09 PM
t!8ball Does Seth feel rejuvenated?
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 04:09 PM
`I probably will.`
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:09 PM
t!8ball Does Seth feel rejuvenated?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:09 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Zander.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 04:09 PM
(Kyle changes weapons to his flamethrower)
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:09 PM
Iris holds a ball of flame in her hand, considering it.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 04:09 PM
Oh hey, where's Emmett?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:10 PM
my Fire can’t be extinguished.
it’s dangerous....
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:10 PM
My burning love for you can't be extinguished.
It's dangerous...
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:10 PM
WHAT THE HECK MATIEU
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:10 PM
What if I used a fire extinguisher?
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:10 PM
What?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:10 PM
IS NOW THE TIME?!
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:10 PM
`Kill this vessel. I have millions of florans to use.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:10 PM
I'm trying to lighten the mood.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:10 PM
`They are nothing to me.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:11 PM
Hey what's up fucker?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:11 PM
and no, magic fire can’t be extinguished.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:11 PM
Get out of my friend.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:11 PM
What if I used TWO fire extinguishers?
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:11 PM
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:11 PM
UBTT
DUST
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:11 PM
sooooooo... I just have too....
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:11 PM
I'll annoy the shit out of you until you leave my friend.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:12 PM
you know....
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:12 PM
t!8ball does garrick pull out 2 fire extinguishers and try to extinguish iris' hand fire
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:12 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:12 PM
ok then he pulls out 1
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:12 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya pick up Kyle and throw him?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:12 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Brakia.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:13 PM
CALM THE FUCK DOWNNNnN
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:13 PM
`Leave us.`
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:13 PM
yo Sanya can you chill
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:13 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:14 PM
I don't know what's going on with you but it's deeply unsettling please stop
t!8ball does trey stop with the chicken
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:14 PM
🎱 | It is certain, PlasmaPerson.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 04:14 PM
`You think you can kill me, plant?`
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:15 PM
`You all have angered me. You can have this worm back. But remember. I am coming.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:15 PM
SUCK A DICKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:15 PM
(Sanya falls to the ground as her flower turns from red to black.)
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:15 PM
YOU'RE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐᵧ (edited)
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:15 PM
(Matieu grows a dick for a split-second before it disappears.)
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:15 PM
uh, Sanya?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:15 PM
t!8ball does Iris wake Sanya up?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:15 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Jelsafan0.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:16 PM
Aye now that she's gone...
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 04:16 PM
`One more outburst like that and I'm killing the Floran. Got that?` (edited)
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:16 PM
Great, now she’s not trying to murder anyone.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:17 PM
I guess. She doesn't look ok, though.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:17 PM
brody doesnt understand the concept of good character design
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:17 PM
Yeah now we should have some alone time Iris.
wink wink nudge
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:17 PM
...
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:17 PM
Hey, don't be a creep.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:17 PM
I'm not a creep.
You're a creep.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 04:17 PM
`You kinda are.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:17 PM
I'm a strong man.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:17 PM
what the heck, Matieu.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:18 PM
You don't get to say what the heck.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:18 PM
What heck?
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:18 PM
I already said what I wanted to say.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:18 PM
why is it always me?
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:18 PM
How am I gonna prove myself to you?
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:18 PM
t!8ball does zander eat pp?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:18 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, [RP]retribution.
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 04:18 PM
ima just point out he said that while surrounded by people
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:18 PM
I'll go cut open my arteries again.
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 04:18 PM
edgy
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 04:18 PM
`Edgy fuck.`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:18 PM
that’s dangerous. Maybe don’t do that?
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:19 PM
t!8ball Do I cut open 8 arteries and sew them up within 16 seconds?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:19 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:19 PM
See, it's fun!
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 04:19 PM
t!8ball Does Seth step off Emmett?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:19 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:19 PM
please don’t do that.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:19 PM
silas is pp
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:19 PM
Well I'd never do it to you.
I'd never hurt a woman.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:19 PM
eat mica
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:19 PM
Especially if her name was, Iris.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:19 PM
I’m pretty sure it’s bad for your health though.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 04:20 PM
t!8ball is Mica pp?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:20 PM
🎱 | It is certain, ProfessorTree.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:20 PM
Everyone dies eventually.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:20 PM
@Mica
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 04:20 PM
discord updating btw
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:20 PM
Just enjoy it.
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 04:20 PM
so it'll be a while
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:21 PM
t!8ball Does Seth run over to the area and explode?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:21 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Zander.
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:21 PM
t!8ball Does Seth run over to the area and prove his worth?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:21 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Zander.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:21 PM
Seth how are you even alive?
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 04:21 PM
Nepotism
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:22 PM
t!8ball does garrick wake emmett up
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:22 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, [RP]retribution.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:22 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya awaken?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:22 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Brakia.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:22 PM
Wake up, smelly.
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:22 PM
Huh?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:22 PM
Good morning, Emmett!
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:22 PM
ET sports
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:22 PM
t!8ball do the people who just woke up do the fortnite dance really violently
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:22 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, PlasmaPerson.
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:22 PM
Bah!
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:22 PM
`What jusst happened?`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:22 PM
same to you, Sanya.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:23 PM
FORTNITE??????
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 04:23 PM
Oh god not the bah thing again
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 04:23 PM
`Welcome back, little guy. Are you ready to crawl on Sanya some more?`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:23 PM
GOOD MORNING SQUOATOPIA AND FRIENDS!
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:23 PM
You got possessed and I almost had to choke you with my ribbon to knock you out.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:23 PM
Sanya stop violently dancing
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:23 PM
Sanya, this is weird. Even for you.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:23 PM
`What? I'm not dancing...`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:23 PM
And I bullied the shit out of the god of dread or whatever it was.
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:23 PM
Seth, shut up.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:24 PM
`God of Dread?`
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:24 PM
You died in a flipping oven.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:24 PM
Yeah.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:24 PM
`Oh no.`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:24 PM
yes.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:24 PM
Something like that.
They were scared of me after it.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:24 PM
so Sethis back I guess.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:24 PM
`No no no. Oh fuck no.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:24 PM
I threatened to bully them until they let you go.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:24 PM
Sanya?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:24 PM
he wasn’t scared of my fire. I wasn’t sure what to do.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 04:24 PM
And now I got a contract that prevents me from dying isn't that great?
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:24 PM
sanya i eat babie
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:24 PM
`What did he ssay?` (edited)
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:24 PM
No.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:24 PM
Mean things (edited)
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:24 PM
That’s great Seth.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:25 PM
he?
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:25 PM
hehehe
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:25 PM
he said he’d come back.
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:25 PM
That just means you're like a fucking god.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:25 PM
But I told him to suck a dick.
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 04:25 PM
It also makes me insane.
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:25 PM
Which is terrible.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:25 PM
`No, It meanss he'ss after you guyss now.`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:25 PM
I don't give a fuck.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:25 PM
uh, that's foreboding.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:25 PM
He can kiss my ass.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:25 PM
`Thiss iss bad thiss iss sso bad.` (edited)
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:25 PM
Great. I always wanted to be pursued by a literal God.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:25 PM
Due to having 1 agility -Zander 2018 (edited)
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:25 PM
does he burn?
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 04:26 PM
Anyways I gotta go have sex now bye
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:26 PM
`No, he doessn't burn. He'ss a god.` (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:26 PM
Me too Iris!
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:26 PM
I’m like the easiest person to kill, all you have to do is take off my necklace.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:26 PM
Is he a ghostbuster?
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:26 PM
*I'm interested in everything you're interested in.*
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 04:26 PM
Also, occasionally I have to fuck the goddess of death, which will require me to die.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:26 PM
Oh noooooₒₒₒₒₒₒₒₒₒ...
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:27 PM
`Wait... Did i hurt anyone?`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:27 PM
wow. Got it. I promise I won’t cry.
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 04:27 PM
it's updated so many times wtf
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 04:27 PM
`You almost got yourself killed.`
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:27 PM
ฯθ|Ω©§μ¬Г^
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:27 PM
nah I think I talked enough to make him not hurt anyone.
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 04:27 PM
10th time now
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:27 PM
So, am I always going to be a few inches smaller now?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:27 PM
we’re all unharmed.
you could always ask someone to stretch your spine, Emmett!
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:28 PM
good. Now we can all call you shortie.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:28 PM
Me mudaré a Brasil y cambiaré mi nombre a Galtero. Él no puede lastimarme allí.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:28 PM
`Ssomething feelss wrong. He wouldn't leave without getting ssomething he wanted.`
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:28 PM
Did he get a few inches off of me?
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:28 PM
no.
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:29 PM
well, he wanted to kill you, I think.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:29 PM
`I need to make ssure everythingss alriight. Doess anyone have a mirror?`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:29 PM
t!8ball does Iris have a mirror?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:29 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:30 PM
t!8ball does Iris have a mirror?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:30 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:30 PM
here.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:30 PM
`My flower!`
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:30 PM
why is it black now?
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 04:30 PM
t!8ball does everything go back to normal and everyone makes up?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:30 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:31 PM
That probably means you need to water it.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:31 PM
`It doessn't ssmell like vanilla anymore... It ssmells like Ssulphur. `
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:31 PM
I’m gonna hazard a guess and say that’s bad.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:31 PM
where's matieu atm
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:31 PM
um, sulphur is very flammable.
*Chomsky steps away*
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 04:31 PM
t!8ball does the episode stop?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:31 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, ProfessorTree.
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:32 PM
t!8ball Does everyone make out instead?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:32 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:32 PM
AHHH IT'S AN OOF!!!
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 04:32 PM
T!roll d10
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:32 PM
(Ogre Orgy Fest)
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 04:32 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:32 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 4]
In the end, the result was: 4
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:33 PM
oH yeaH Add ThaT AcTiOn
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 04:33 PM
what
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:33 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:33 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 9]
In the end, the result was: 9
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:33 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:33 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 2]
In the end, the result was: 2
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:33 PM
10 sex scenes later
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:33 PM
t!roll 10
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:33 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid formatting in: 10.

ex: t!roll d20 or t!roll 5d10+3
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:33 PM
t!roll d10
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:33 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 6]
In the end, the result was: 6
WatchfulDrake 04-Sep-18 04:33 PM
also it's still updating no matter what I do
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:34 PM
`Don't touch me.`
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:34 PM
this again?
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:34 PM
t!8ball does garrick fee
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:34 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, [RP]retribution.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:34 PM
lol iris gets raped by Seth (edited)
Bagelwrecker 04-Sep-18 04:34 PM
Didn't know you were into kissing the freshly revived.
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:34 PM
Seth told me to make out with you.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:34 PM
`Go away.` (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 04-Sep-18 04:34 PM
What's going on?
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:35 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya walk away from the kissing orgy?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:35 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Brakia.
Jelsafan0 04-Sep-18 04:35 PM
...
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:35 PM
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:35 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett start making out with Maia?
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:35 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:35 PM
Du it
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:35 PM
`You guys have fun`
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:35 PM
idgaf
Santa is Dead 04-Sep-18 04:36 PM
t!8ball does trey use the chicken one last time really loud to end the episode
Tatsumaki 04-Sep-18 04:36 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, PlasmaPerson.
Brakia 04-Sep-18 04:36 PM
@Treydel (Retribution)
@Treydel (Retribution)
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:37 PM
Emmett eats maia's butt for the whole episode (edited)
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:37 PM
Pinned a message.
ProfessorTree 04-Sep-18 04:37 PM
eat is
Zander 04-Sep-18 04:37 PM
Or is it the opposite way?
Enchantingtable2013 04-Sep-18 04:37 PM
Irl it's the opposite way
Zander 05-Sep-18 04:33 PM
So here's my answers to Mica's list, in case any of you need an example.
Full Name: Squemfet Tawfeek
- Name Meaning: Mountain of Squoat
- Like Their Name: Could care less. It's very similar to his nickname.
- Nickname: Emmett
Age: 21 GUYs
- Age Appearance: To a human, probably like 13 years old.
Eyes: Yellow with goat pupils.
- Eyewear: He occasionally wears a set of goggles with red lenses. They help him identify substances and highlight possible targets.
Weight: 97 lbs.
Height: 5'
Appearance:
- Skin, Fur, Type Etc.: Fluffy fur that seems to have a naturally taken care of quality to it.
- Hair Color: Pale Brown
- Apparel: Emmett normally wears a long sleeved tight red shirt with orange streaks lining his shoulders to his wrists. He also wears a set of gray dress pants that aren't too special. No shoes due to his hooves.
Health: Probably below average due to him being life's scapesquoat.
Favorite Music: Tends to listen to the Earth 80's based soundtrack that plays on the GU Radio.
Favorite Food: Grass
Personality: A generally helpful character with bouts of laziness. He tries to be semi-flirty with the ladies, for which his attempts are hit or miss. He is mostly nonviolent and tries for diplomacy or avoidance in most situations.
- Daredevil/Curious: Curious. Definitely not willing to take risks.
- Educated/Uneducated: He was given an aristocrat's education on Vortox-56 for 10 GUYs. As for space, he is experienced from 6 GUYs worth of learning and first-hand experiences from Seth.
Habits:
- Good: Tends to worry for his friends' conditions, Ponders about solutions for the episode's problems, Carefully thinks out his consequences, Openly looks for a lifelong companion.
- Bad: Can usually only focus on one person at a time, Is lazy after doing what he needs to (unless it interferes with a friend's well-being), Tends to inherit life's troubles (Scapesquoat), Openly looks for a lifelong companion.
Hobbies: Documenting his findings of planets and their qualities (off-episode), Drinking, Tinkering.
Family: Is dead. His father was a well-reknowned author, well known for fantasy stories that were against the church's jurisdiction. His mother worked as a part-time baker.
Friends: The ship crew. That's it.
Fears: Seth will eventually bite off more than he could chew, the Floran's strange obsession with an emotion, life would deal him the worst of hands.
- Deepest Fear: The eradication of the Squoatling species.
Worst Thing That Could Happen to Them: Probably him being forever alone romantically/death.
Favorite Thing: Flying, honestly.
Favorite Person/Role Model: Probably Seth. They butt heads a lot, but Emmett admires his confidence and fatherly figure.
Breaking Point: The Crave, Seth going too far in his selfish desires.
Events:
- Best In Their Life: Finding Kambras, Seth's Heist of the Fornicating Sceptre.
- Worst In Their Life: The destruction of his home life, family, and planet.
Secrets: He has an attraction to Sanya, but not exactly sexual; likely due to her plant prowess and freedom. He cries at least twice a week in bed due to his planet and family's condition. He finds Llamanians attractive romantically. He has his own dating profile on some obscure dating site in Hyperspace, which is probably how he finds certain women. (I.e, Kambras, the Minotaur, etc.) He plays it off as if he's meeting them for the first time in front of his friends.
Special Relationships:
Seth: Like a father.
Sanya: Mostly as a coping mechanism.
Maia: Possible romantic interest.
Hector: Probably good friend considering he saved his life.
- Sex Opinion: "Sex is a beautiful thing. Two companions get together and have some of the wildest and most intimate times in bed."
- Sex Drive (if any): Quite average, unless drunk. He's mostly a sub. ¯\(ツ)
- Cute/Sexy (or neither): Cute +6
Flaws: Lazy, Scapesquoat, Possibly a Hopeless Romantic, Alcoholic (trying to get off of it).
Self-Esteem: Emmett appreciates himself for who he is. He does beat himself up for not saving his family, and for not getting a good girlfriend.
Selfish/Selfless: Selfless. Not sacrifically in terms of fate though.
Self-Differentiation: He tries to make himself look cool, similarly to Seth. It's easy to see through his guise though and find his "nerdiness".
There @Final Frontier
Treydel (Retribution) 05-Sep-18 04:38 PM
cool
Enchantingtable2013 05-Sep-18 04:39 PM
My character has basically 0 interests in anyone outside of hector and iris
I'm pretty sure he thinks he's everyone's friend
Zander 05-Sep-18 04:41 PM
That's going to bite you in the ass
Enchantingtable2013 05-Sep-18 04:41 PM
how so
Zander 05-Sep-18 04:42 PM
As I'm looking forward to plenty of short stories being made of each character's interactions with each specific character in the long run. (Like months from now. Don't worry.) (edited)
And more importantly, less interests means less interests in you
And thus, less importance
Enchantingtable2013 05-Sep-18 04:43 PM
honestly though he's kinda the charismatic semi-psycho of the group
And more interests will likely end up developing
like how I annoyed the crap out of sanya/her entity controller thing
Zander 05-Sep-18 04:45 PM
Not charismatic
Enchantingtable2013 05-Sep-18 04:46 PM
by that I mean he doesn't really care what he says
and around hector he is in a sense
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 05:32 PM
what is the breaking point one for
okay this is what I have so far
Full Name: Hector Ler'wricki
- Like Their Name: While in his youth he hated having a human name, but as he got older he grew to understand why his parents named him like that.
- Nickname: Hector
Age: 564 Martian years
30 GUYs
- Age Appearance:
Eyes: Green eyes
- Eyewear: While in surgery he wears goggles. While in combat or risky situations he wears a gas mask that can expand to cover the entire front of his face.
Weight: 230 lbs
Height: 5' 4
Appearance: Hector is short and has 6 arms, the standard Martian build.
- Skin, Fur, Type Etc.: Slightly blue tinted grey skin (the Martians equivalent of tan)
- Hair Color: Black
- Apparel: His shirt is a whitish grey while his pants are a dark baige color. He carries with him a large pack that he wears on his back, it is the same color as his pants. His gas mask is a gun metal with purple filtration parts. When extended the eyes glow green and can go so bright they serve as flashlights.
Health: He keeps himself in good health and physically fit, however he sometimes gets sick when he experiments with a new chemical mixture on himself. (edited)
Favorite Music: Hector enjoys most forms of human and Martian music. however he does not enjoy any form of tribal music.
Favorite Food: The Martian version of sheppard pie.
Personality: Hector is a polite and loyal man who wants to help others. He prefers peaceful and non lethal solutions to probelms over violent solutions, he is handsome and smart, and picks his battles carefully. He often would rather distract the hostiles then fight them if possible. However he will not hesitate to kill if the situation requires it. People naturally like and trust hector because of his kind nature
- Daredevil/Curious: Curious
- Educated/Uneducated: Educated
Habits:
- Good: While nervous he tinkers with whatever weapon he can to try and upgrade or repair it, or with his chemicals to try and make something new.
- Bad: Hector checks his pack too much.
Hobbies: Hector enjoys chemistry and trying to create new solutions to use in his rifle.
Family: His mother died shortly after he enrolled in medical school. His father and one of his brothers died in the Martian civil war. His other brother and his sister disappeared during or after the civil war.
Friends: Currently his only friend is Matieu
Fears: Hector is generally fearless.
- Deepest Fear: He will never keep his promise to his king. (edited)
Worst Thing That Could Happen to Them: Losing Matieu and/or failing to keep his promise to his king.
Favorite Thing: His rifle. Hector's rifle has deep sentimental value to him because he made it with his father and the last time they ever spent a long time together.
Favorite Person/Role Model: He looks up to his king seeing that he was fair and just king that could have saved the Martians from the current political problems Mars is going through.
Breaking Point: Contenued very extreme stress over several days can will eventually break Hector, Losing those close to him will also break him temporarily.
Events:
- Best In Their Life: Getting chosen to be the kings personal doctor.
- Worst In Their Life: His failure to save his youngest brother.
Secrets: Hector suffers from a ptsd of sorts from the civil war. This fuels his hatred for killing others.
Relationships: Hector does not actively search for or engage in romantic relationships or opportunities.
- Sex Opinion: Hector thinks sex should only be done with those you truly love and that it can be quite dangerous. He believes sex should only be done for reproduction, however he believe keeping your partner happy is more important than that rule
- Sex Drive (if any): None
- Cute/Sexy (or neither): Hector is attractive even if he doesn't think he is, or is too humble to admit it.
Flaws: He rarely holds a grudge but when he does he becomes obsessed with it.
Self-Esteem: He is confident in himself all around.
Selfish/Selfless: He is selfless but not going to give his life just for any cause. (edited)
@Final Frontier
since everyone has a short story is like to do one for Hector but I'm not sure on which point of his life I'd like to do
Zander 05-Sep-18 05:45 PM
Fill out Personality. I know the other ones formatted like that you don't answer. (edited)
Breaking Point is like their change from rational to irrational, emotion driven actions.
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 05:46 PM
oh it was meant in that regaurd okay
Zander 05-Sep-18 05:46 PM
Also, a Martyr is someone killed for religious heresy.
Might want to change that.
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 05:46 PM
I thought it was someone who killed themselves for a cause
Zander 05-Sep-18 05:47 PM
a person who is killed because of their religious or other beliefs. (edited)
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 05:47 PM
hmm okay
Zander 05-Sep-18 05:47 PM
A martyr is someone who suffers persecution and death for advocating, renouncing, refusing to renounce, or refusing to advocate a belief or cause as demanded by an external party.
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 05:48 PM
I saw ty
think I fixed it all now
Zander 05-Sep-18 05:57 PM
Everyone has a breaking point man.
Even a martian
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 05:59 PM
oh I misread it I'll fix that
Zander 05-Sep-18 06:01 PM
More like a specific scenario is what I put
Like "The Crave" or "When Seth is too selfish in his endeavors and screw over everyone else."
Bagelwrecker 05-Sep-18 06:02 PM
Good
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 06:03 PM
think I got it now
Zander 05-Sep-18 06:03 PM
That is better
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 06:03 PM
this is my first time doing something like this so bear with me
Zander 05-Sep-18 06:04 PM
You're fine
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 06:04 PM
ty
Zander 05-Sep-18 06:04 PM
We're pretty much the guinea pigs
You can criticize my work too.
Makes it better in the end.
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 06:06 PM
I didn't see any problems with it
Zander 05-Sep-18 06:06 PM
I dunno'.
Also, I still feel like attributes either need to be lessened or more spread out somehow.
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 06:07 PM
personally I think a new category would help
but I have no clue what it would be
Zander 05-Sep-18 06:07 PM
As having the ability to put a 7 in four attributes and still put two for another makes me upset. There needs to be more weakness.
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 06:08 PM
I agree
Zander 05-Sep-18 06:08 PM
(That's sort-of why Emmett ends up having problems in each episode too.) (edited)
(I try to spice it up with having a character have some disadvantage.)
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 06:10 PM
I want my charector to be in combat less since they are very powerful in it
Zander 05-Sep-18 06:10 PM
Understandable.
I'm going to try and get Emmett be buddies with Hector; they're pretty similar.
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 06:10 PM
like just not in the area or having to treat someone
seems reasonable
Zander 05-Sep-18 06:11 PM
Both relatively selfless, able-minded beings whose families died
Lel
And also prefer to get away from combat as much as possible
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 06:12 PM
when you put it like that yeah very similar
Zander 05-Sep-18 06:12 PM
There's differences that make them unique though.
One has a weak specialty in Engineering. The other in Medical matters.
One is lazy and a bit of an alcoholic. One carries around a dead weight with him has a little boy to take care of.
Aspirations are different. Emmett wants to repopulate his species in secrecy. Hector wants to keep his promise to the King. (I think I missed said promise to be honest.)
Santa is Dead 05-Sep-18 06:16 PM
whats going on here
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 06:16 PM
(that's going to be in the main story I make for him but hinted at in the story on his charector sheet)
Zander 05-Sep-18 06:16 PM
Go to #deleted-channel and try to fill out the list.
Santa is Dead 05-Sep-18 06:17 PM
where should i fill it out
Zander 05-Sep-18 06:17 PM
Just on your own for now.
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 06:17 PM
Google docs? notes app?
Zander 05-Sep-18 06:17 PM
Or in here.
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 06:18 PM
I think everyone should post it here so the others have it, or maybe in documentation?
Zander 05-Sep-18 06:18 PM
In here for now.
Santa is Dead 05-Sep-18 06:18 PM
mkay
( i just think documentation would make more sense)
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 06:20 PM
I'm curious to see if silas is going to give Kyle a sex drive
Zander 05-Sep-18 06:21 PM
I'm pushing this stuff into a doc to be morphed into the Base.
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 06:21 PM
ah okay
Zander 05-Sep-18 06:21 PM
The suggestions channel willl be deleted by Saturday for me to be able to make a new character template.
So any new ideas need to be sent in by then.
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 06:22 PM
I still say main goal should be added into it
Zander 05-Sep-18 06:23 PM
Will do
The Mica's list was for that information (edited)
Not the full product
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 06:23 PM
Like Hector's is to keep his promise
ah makes sense
Zander 05-Sep-18 06:36 PM
@WatchfulDrake Sean doesn't want to fill it out as he believes that everyone knows Seth well and despite how everyone believes that having sex is his only quality, Sean says it's his best quality. (edited)
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 06:48 PM
he has other qualities?
Mica 05-Sep-18 07:24 PM
WatchfulDrake 05-Sep-18 07:25 PM
we gonna talk about shrek, and why this is in f2f and not memes?
Zander 05-Sep-18 09:03 PM
Jelsafan0 05-Sep-18 09:04 PM
Santa is Dead 05-Sep-18 09:04 PM
Treydel (Retribution) 05-Sep-18 09:46 PM
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 02:38 PM
@Final Frontier 3:00 losers
Zander 08-Sep-18 03:18 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett wake up from his slumber in the clearing?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:18 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:19 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya wake Emmett up?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:19 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Brakia.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:19 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya wake Emmett up?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:19 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Brakia.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 03:19 PM
wait is the episode over
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:19 PM
No
Zander 08-Sep-18 03:19 PM
We just started
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:20 PM
so...
t!8ball does Iris toss a ball of flames between her hands to keep herself occupied?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:21 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:21 PM
t!8ball does Iris toss a ball of flames between her hands to keep herself occupied?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:21 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Jelsafan0.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:21 PM
t!8ball does Seth kill himself?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:21 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:22 PM
So... what’s goin on?
Zander 08-Sep-18 03:22 PM
(Emmett is sleeping still.)
t!8ball Does Sanya take out her knife while next to Emmett?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:23 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Zander.
Zander 08-Sep-18 03:23 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya take out her knife while next to Emmett?
t!8ball Does Sanya take out her knife while next to Emmett?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:23 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:23 PM
Emmett is tired, I'm freshly risen from the dead and I feel like going to my ship lot.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:25 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya awaken Emmett?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:25 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Brakia.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:25 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya awaken Emmett?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:25 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Brakia.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:25 PM
I see.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 03:25 PM
k I missed that y'all moved. I'm eating but I'll be there once I'm done
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:27 PM
t!8ball does Iris extinguish the fireball and stand to see what Sanya is doing?
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:27 PM
It's time to get RRROMANTIC! "Romantic Love" remix by KTG
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:27 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Jelsafan0.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:27 PM
`Hello, Iriss. How are you?`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:27 PM
I’m fine. And you?
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:27 PM
`Not.`
`I feel...`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:29 PM
?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:29 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:29 PM
`I feel awful.`
Zander 08-Sep-18 03:30 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya take out her knife to entertain herself?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:30 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:31 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya throw her knife, hitting a tree?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:31 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Brakia.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:31 PM
...okay.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:31 PM
`I feel wrong.`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:31 PM
I... think I understand.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:32 PM
Meh, I'm gonna head home and have dinner, Emmett, wake the fuck up. It's dinner time.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:32 PM
trying to join
but internet is shit
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:32 PM
@WatchfulDrake
6 people here loser
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:32 PM
reee
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:33 PM
t!8ball does Iris pat Sanya on the shoulder comfortingly?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:33 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:33 PM
t!8ball does Iris pat Sanya on the shoulder comfortingly?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:33 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:34 PM
...
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:35 PM
t!8ball does Seth wake Emmett up to go meet Seth's family?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:35 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:36 PM
t!8ball Does Jim slap Emmett awake to go explore the nearby city?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:36 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, TheBlade.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:36 PM
t!8ball Does Jim slap Emmett awake to go explore the nearby city?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:36 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, TheBlade.
Zander 08-Sep-18 03:38 PM
t!8ball Does Seth suddenly start streaking and hops onto Iris's back? (edited)
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:38 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Zander.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:38 PM
Get off me!
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:38 PM
`What in Sam Hill?`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:38 PM
what the heck?!
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:38 PM
YAH YEET!
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:39 PM
`Hold on, lets see if we can get em off.`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:39 PM
Yigga
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:39 PM
`Emmett!`
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 03:39 PM
t!8ball does hector wake up and immediately check his pack?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:39 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, MultiTheDuck.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:39 PM
Please, get him off me.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:39 PM
Yigga like a bigga nigga
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:39 PM
I am begging you.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:39 PM
`Why do I deal with you people, always acting insane.`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:39 PM
Hey.
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:39 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, MultiTheDuck.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:40 PM
I do not act insane.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:40 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya get Emmett off of Iris' back?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:40 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Brakia.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:41 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya get Seth of Iris' back?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:41 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Brakia.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:41 PM
`Sseth, get off!` (edited)
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:41 PM
Thank you, Sanya.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:41 PM
`Can you even speak? The hell is "Yigga"?`
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:42 PM
`You're welcome.`
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 03:42 PM
t!8ball Does Chomsky realize he's a genius and explain the yigga
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:42 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, PlasmaPerson.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:42 PM
Alright bye
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 03:42 PM
t!8ball Does Chomsky realize he's a genius and explain the yigga
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:42 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 03:42 PM
it means yes
it's a very complicated term, I don't blame you if you didn't know.
Zander 08-Sep-18 03:44 PM
(Emmett is STILL asleep.)
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:44 PM
`but why yell it and jump on someone?`
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 03:44 PM
beats me.
he's crazy.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:44 PM
Why me?
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:45 PM
`His brain has been screwed up ever since that fire`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:45 PM
Cheeki breeki brooki braaki
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:45 PM
`Yea no, he is crazy.`
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:45 PM
`I have a few concernss about what'ss happening to Sseth.`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:45 PM
Is his translator broken or something?
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:46 PM
Yeah whatever.
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:46 PM
🆙 | Brakia leveled up!
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:46 PM
SO what if I'm insane.
I can live from a gun shot to the head now, eat my ass.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:46 PM
no thank you.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 03:46 PM
I can test that theory. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:47 PM
I can test it for you, hand me my pistol
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:47 PM
`We almost lost him last time, try not to loose him again.`
``
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:47 PM
t!8ball does Iris decide to ignore Seth?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:47 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Jelsafan0.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 03:47 PM
alright. *hands him the gun*
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:48 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:48 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 3]
In the end, the result was: 3
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:48 PM
Jim Disarms Seth
`Yea no, not trusting you with a gun right now.`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:49 PM
Whatever.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 03:49 PM
nah, I'm sure it would've been fine.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:49 PM
t!8ball does Seth grab his gun back and shoot himself in the head?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:49 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Bagelwrecker.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 03:49 PM
good call Jim
Zander 08-Sep-18 03:50 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett make soft goat noises in his sleep to alert the others?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:50 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:50 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya wake Emmett up?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:50 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Brakia.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:50 PM
`Hey, emmett.`
`Wake up.`
Zander 08-Sep-18 03:50 PM
Huh?
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:51 PM
`Are you ok?`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:51 PM
Good morning.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 03:51 PM
ah, the goat awakes. Morning sunshine.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 03:51 PM
You should have let him sleep, he needs to recover
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 03:51 PM
what, you think he's gonna grow just from sleeping?
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 03:51 PM
His throat, not his height
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:52 PM
`We need to get to a city.`
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 03:52 PM
Agreed
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:52 PM
`Might see what we can do about these two.`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:52 PM
We are literally half a mile a way from my home town retards (edited)
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 03:52 PM
ah, yes, an elf crawling out of ones throat does mess it up.
Zander 08-Sep-18 03:52 PM
(Emmett nods slowly.)
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:52 PM
Oh, back to town then?
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:53 PM
`We have to. We don't have a sship.`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:53 PM
Well guess what retard, I have a ship lot that we can go to and use one of the many ships I captured.
Zander 08-Sep-18 03:53 PM
(Emmett looks at Seth with a glare.)
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:54 PM
That was an unsavory way to word it.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 03:54 PM
how many crews have you taken down just to get their ship?
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:54 PM
`Then why haven't we done that before?`
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:54 PM
`Probably just stole them while he fucked the crew.` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:54 PM
I got them when I was a Star Fleet captain within the Elven Military. (edited)
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 03:55 PM
the military, huh? What happened with that?
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:55 PM
Had sex.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 03:55 PM
I see.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:55 PM
Home alone 76
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:56 PM
I had sex with a higher up's wife.
Well worth it.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 03:56 PM
that's a little messed up.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:56 PM
...and you openly admit to that?
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:56 PM
Of course I do.
It's already in the Elven military's records (edited)
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 03:57 PM
...what do they see in you?
Zander 08-Sep-18 03:57 PM
(Emmett just rolls his eyes.)
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 03:57 PM
at least he's honest, I guess.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:57 PM
They see what I want to show them
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:58 PM
`Lets just get a ship before someone notices the smoke.`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:58 PM
Meh, they won't care.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 03:58 PM
t!8ball does the crew immediately go look for a town
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 03:58 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, PlasmaPerson.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 03:58 PM
The fucking cabin housed a monster that ate children in my town.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 03:59 PM
`I ssee.`
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 03:59 PM
Why specifically the children?
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 03:59 PM
`Hansle and Grettle of the universe`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:00 PM
Because they didn't know much about the flora.
They should have avoided the damn shrooms.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:00 PM
`If anything happened like that on earth, the place would have been gone a while ago`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:01 PM
Well we respect nature to an extent.
Also monsters are hard to kill.
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:01 PM
(Emmett stares at the mushrooms with uncertainty.)
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:01 PM
Don't
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:01 PM
`You call what almost killed you Nature?`
`Thats called target practice, bud.`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:02 PM
t!8ball does Iris kick a rock that bounces off a tree and hits her in the forehead?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:02 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:02 PM
Ow.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:02 PM
`OK, CAN EVERYONE JUST PACK UP, AND LETS GO TO TOWN.`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:02 PM
t!8ball Do we walk to Seth's hometown?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:02 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:03 PM
Welp, lead the way, elf.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:04 PM
Which one?
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:04 PM
Me
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:04 PM
the one who is full elf.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:04 PM
iris giggles at her own joke because nobody else will
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:04 PM
no offense.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:04 PM
It was a joke.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:04 PM
ahh.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:04 PM
"I'd smash, end of discussion"
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:06 PM
(Emmett checks his ears for any possible floran bites.) (edited)
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:06 PM
t!8ball does the group find their way into town yet?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:06 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, TheBlade.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:06 PM
`Looks like we're here.`
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:07 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett try to speak out of frustration?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:07 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Zander.
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:07 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett try to speak out of frustration?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:07 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:07 PM
Alright, I'm going to go up to my home, bye.
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:07 PM
Se-th!
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:07 PM
Yigga?
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:08 PM
(Get us a big ship)
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:08 PM
alright, don't strain yourself, goat.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:08 PM
Gotcha.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:09 PM
`Squat.`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:09 PM
It'll be as big as my penis inside your moms vagina
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:09 PM
A big ship would be nice.
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:09 PM
(Fuck me then.) (edited)
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:09 PM
yeah not that garbage ship that we had before.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:09 PM
No thanks
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:09 PM
`We could get that double decker, MK2, Galactica warfare.`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:09 PM
No
Brakia 08-Sep-18 04:09 PM
t!8ball does Sanya check on the rest of the crew?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:09 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:10 PM
We get another classic.
Eat my ass.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:10 PM
`Fuck classics, we need something good.`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:10 PM
what about the really big one my uncle always used to use when they went off planet?
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:10 PM
`The last "classics" sucked and could barely fit anything.`
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:10 PM
t!8ball does Seth follow up on his 8ball decision and actually lead the team to the place with ships
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:10 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, PlasmaPerson.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:10 PM
I'm talking about a true classic.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:11 PM
erm... it was... this vintage cruise thing.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:11 PM
Not those "Classics"
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:11 PM
`That Galactica has space for twice as many people we have, and has storage we need.`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:11 PM
I’m not good with ships.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:11 PM
We don't need storages.
Enchantingtable2013 08-Sep-18 04:11 PM
t!8ball does lili light emmett on fire?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:11 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Enchantingtable2013.
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:12 PM
(We need a storage fo-r your dumb c-condom collection.)
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:12 PM
t!8ball does Iris remember the name of the classic, excessively large ship?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:12 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Jelsafan0.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:13 PM
What's it say
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:13 PM
`We need room for cells, sleeping quarters, cabin, and armory.`
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:13 PM
Lol
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:13 PM
Cell stupid, Armory dumb.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 04:13 PM
`Why do we need cellss?`
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:13 PM
He's very self centered
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:13 PM
We're not a fucking military ship.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:13 PM
whaat? Why not?
we could have a bunch of cool weapons
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:14 PM
`Not fucking military, its a self portable cruiser with light guns.`
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:14 PM
(We need at least seven rooms for us.) (edited)
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:14 PM
If you can't carry your own weapons you can go back home.
No armory end of discussion.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:15 PM
`There are enough rooms to hold at least 20 of us`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:15 PM
Well guess what, I'm not planning on having 20 of us.
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:15 PM
🆙 | Bagelwrecker leveled up!
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:15 PM
What is that screaming
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:15 PM
what about the vintage cruise my uncle used to use?
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:15 PM
`I wasn't thinking we would need 20 people.`
`Just saying there is ROOM IN THE SHIP`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:16 PM
Well guess what we're not buying a new ship.
Enchantingtable2013 08-Sep-18 04:17 PM
I agree with Jim.
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:18 PM
(Just take a ship from your garage.)
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:19 PM
`We dont need to buy it if there is one in your garage.`
Enchantingtable2013 08-Sep-18 04:19 PM
t!8ball Do I show a face of approval to Jim?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:19 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 08-Sep-18 04:19 PM
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:19 PM
Well guess what, I don't have one.
I only collect vintage pirate ships and vintage ships.
t!choose Vintage Blorpo Andromeda, Freight Ship, Classic Mercedes Hoth, Vintage Goorpo Doono
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:19 PM
| Bagelwrecker, You need to give at least 2 options.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:19 PM
I just suggested a vintage ship.
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:20 PM
(Just get a damn ship.) (edited)
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:20 PM
t!roll d1
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:20 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d1 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:20 PM
`Mayby someone you know has one, or one from your family.`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:20 PM
t!choose Vintage Blorpo Andromeda| Freight Ship| Classic Mercedes Hoth| Vintage Goorpo Doono
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:20 PM
| Bagelwrecker, You need to give at least 2 options.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:20 PM
t!choose Vintage Blorpo Andromeda | Freight Ship | Classic Mercedes Hoth | Vintage Goorpo Doono
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:20 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick Freight Ship!
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:20 PM
t!roll d0.5
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:20 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid formatting in: d0.5.

ex: t!roll d20 or t!roll 5d10+3
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:20 PM
t!choose Vintage Blorpo Andromeda | Classic Mercedes Hoth | Vintage Goorpo Doono
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:20 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick Vintage Blorpo Andromeda!
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:21 PM
t!8ball Does Jim see a Galactica MK2 in his garage
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:21 PM
🎱 | Yes, TheBlade.
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:22 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett take out a small bundle of grass and start to chew upon it?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:22 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:22 PM
`The hell is a Blorpo?`
You guys are cutting out for me
Brakia 08-Sep-18 04:22 PM
`I'm glad Emmett'ss eating.`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:22 PM
...is that the vintage cruise my uncle used to take?
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:22 PM
(Emmett smiles softly towards Sanya.)
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:23 PM
Ah the Andromeda, Nice leather seats in the cockpit, wood paneling inside, 5 baths, 15 rooms, a large captain's quarters, 3 stories, an indoor pool. I got this from a famous drug lord.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 04:23 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya check on Emmett?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:23 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Brakia.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:23 PM
`Ok, thats better than the MK2`
Enchantingtable2013 08-Sep-18 04:24 PM
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:24 PM
oooh, nice ride. Smells a little though.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 04:24 PM
I like it
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:24 PM
`You got my vote on this one.`
Brakia 08-Sep-18 04:24 PM
`Iss anything elsse wrong with you, bessidess your voice?`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:24 PM
I had to sell some space weed for it.
Don't mind it.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:24 PM
`What's its hull made of?`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:24 PM
oh! That’s the one my uncle used to take!
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:24 PM
(Emmett shrugged his shoulders while he frowned.)
Enchantingtable2013 08-Sep-18 04:24 PM
Did you sell MY space weed?
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:24 PM
`Is it strong?`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:24 PM
It's the ultimate cruise ship.
It's got bullet proofing on it.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:25 PM
t!8ball do they go on board to check around
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:25 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, PlasmaPerson.
Enchantingtable2013 08-Sep-18 04:25 PM
I probaby have issues.
Time to go sober.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:25 PM
I got attacked several times while flying it.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:25 PM
nice ship, but does it fly? Looks a little old...
Brakia 08-Sep-18 04:25 PM
`Hmm. Are you feeling alright physsically?`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:25 PM
Which makes sense. My uncle only liked the best.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:25 PM
It works, the mechanic keeps the ships in top notch condition.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:26 PM
who's the mechanic?
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:26 PM
Oh hey Gruffy.
"Hey Seth, ya takin' the Andromeda?"
Yep.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:26 PM
'sup, uh, gruffy
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:26 PM
"Let me make some adjustments to the engine real quick."
Of course.
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:27 PM
(Emmett sortof stretched to show that he was fine physically.) (edited)
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:27 PM
That's Gruffy the Mechanic, He's one of the best mechanics for classics and vintages.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 04:27 PM
`Alright.`
Enchantingtable2013 08-Sep-18 04:28 PM
t!8ball Is Seth actually Iris' uncle?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:28 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Enchantingtable2013.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:28 PM
NO
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:28 PM
🆙 | Jelsafan0 leveled up!
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:28 PM
HE IS NOT
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:28 PM
I prefer the newer models, but this'll do. Yeah, this'll do.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:28 PM
`Looks great.`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:29 PM
Might need to put some guns on it though.
I had to take them off due to Elven laws.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:29 PM
you have some extra? (edited)
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:29 PM
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:29 PM
pfft. Never stopped Uncle Karian.
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:30 PM
(Emmett admired the girth of the ship.)
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:31 PM
Brakia 08-Sep-18 04:31 PM
`That'ss a BIG sship.`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:31 PM
It looks just like Uncle’s.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:31 PM
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 04:31 PM
I like the layout, not the color though
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:32 PM
only, uncle’s had a huge cannon on the top. And it was white.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:32 PM
Meh, we can paint over it.
t!8ball does Gruffy fix up the engine?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:32 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:32 PM
Hey Gruffy, you got something we can use to re-color the ship?
t!8ball Does Gruffy say yes?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:33 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, TheBlade.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:33 PM
"Not currently"
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:33 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett hop into the ship?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:33 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:33 PM
"I done ran out yesterday."
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:33 PM
`Hmm, sham.`
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 04:33 PM
Well it could be worse
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:33 PM
(Emmett nods approvingly at the ship's interior.)
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:34 PM
`Hey, where did Emmett go?`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:34 PM
Don't worry about it, We can fix it at the next space station.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:34 PM
`Its like looking after a child all over again.`
`Dont ask`
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 04:34 PM
t!8ball does the crew follow Emmett inside the ship
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:34 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, MultiTheDuck.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 04:34 PM
where did he go?
I just saw him
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:34 PM
I kinda overclocked the Engine so it should go really fast, I had to escape the police a lot.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 04:35 PM
I like it seth
Brakia 08-Sep-18 04:35 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya enter the ship?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:35 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Brakia.
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:35 PM
(Emmett takes out a bottle of Squodka and sips it while sitting in the cockpit.)
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:35 PM
goat man is on the ship.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 04:35 PM
How do you know human?
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:35 PM
t!8ball does ANYONE go in the ship except for Emmett
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:35 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, PlasmaPerson.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:36 PM
t!8ball does Iris enter the ship
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:36 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Jelsafan0.
Enchantingtable2013 08-Sep-18 04:36 PM
t!8ball Do I enter the ship?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:36 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Enchantingtable2013.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 04:36 PM
Also I don't think I've properly introduced myself to most of you, my name is Hector
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:36 PM
(Emmett locks the entrance to the cockpit.)
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:36 PM
...wow. brings back... a lot of memories.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:37 PM
`And you say this now?`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:37 PM
t!8ball Does Seth enter the ship?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:37 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Bagelwrecker.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 04:37 PM
Since we have a moment why not?
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:37 PM
Emmett let me in.
I got the keys.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 04:37 PM
And I'd rather not just call people by their races
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:37 PM
Iris is standing in the hallway, staring blankly into the ship, lost in memories.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:38 PM
why not, martian?
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 04:38 PM
Some people from some planets take that the wrong way
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:38 PM
t!8ball Does Jim start searching the rooms in the ship for the rooms?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:38 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, TheBlade.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:38 PM
well, I'm Chomsky. But you can call me whatever.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:38 PM
`So uh, you said something about a pool?`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:39 PM
Yeah, It's empty though.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 04:39 PM
I like that name, what part of earth is it from?
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:39 PM
not from earth.
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:39 PM
(Emmett relaxes heavily into the captain's chair.)
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:39 PM
`Does it happen to have a see through bottom, where you can see space through the water?`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:39 PM
I told Gruffy to keep it empty so we didn't have to clean it later.
It might.
It's been a while
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:40 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett relax too hard?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:40 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Zander.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:40 PM
I believe it does, actually.
I.... could be wrong, though.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 04:41 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya enter the ship?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:41 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Brakia.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 04:41 PM
t!8ball do the remaining crew members enter the ship?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:41 PM
🎱 | Yes, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 04:41 PM
`Hmm.`
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:41 PM
(Emmett unlocks the cockpit finally.)
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:41 PM
...
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:41 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky flop into the co pilot seat
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:41 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, PlasmaPerson.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 04:42 PM
Nice, seems comfortable, but I'm not sure how long that will last
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:42 PM
Hmmm, I need to fix up the cockpit I guess.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:42 PM
guess I should... go find the others, huh?
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:43 PM
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:43 PM
Iris expertly navigates her way to the cockpit, and enters.
...hey.
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:45 PM
(Hey.)
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:45 PM
t!8ball do the memories make her really sad?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:45 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Jelsafan0.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:46 PM
t!8ball Does Seth start up the ship and launch?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:46 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:47 PM
(Emmett sticks his hooves on the ship's console, considering that he's in the captain's seat, not Seth.)
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:47 PM
you guys don't look so good. (Directed to iris and Emmett)
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:47 PM
Get the fuck up Emmett before I beat your ass.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:47 PM
...
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:47 PM
Don't make me get the belt.
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:47 PM
(Emmett middle fingers his fake dad.)
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:47 PM
...it’s nothing. I just...
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:48 PM
`Should we be worried that no one closed the doors?`
`or?`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:48 PM
I miss him.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 04:48 PM
Probably
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:48 PM
my uncle, I mean.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:48 PM
this place reminds you of him that much, huh?
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:49 PM
Considering that he had anyone else who used it beheaded? Yes.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:49 PM
"HEY I'M WALKING HERE!"
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:49 PM
*pulls out family photo* consider yourself lucky. At least you get good memories.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:49 PM
t!8ball Does Seth pust Emmett out the way to get the controls?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:49 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, TheBlade.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:50 PM
Camera man: Landon M. Pimp who held the door: Jon D. Guy in the Suit: Justin T.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:50 PM
...not... not always.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:50 PM
Get Pusted
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:50 PM
^Seth
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:50 PM
oh..
what was he like? Your uncle?
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:50 PM
(While on the ground, Emmett shows Chomsky and Iris a picture of his parents via his satchel.) (edited)
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:51 PM
I killed that
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:51 PM
"Id fuck it"
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:51 PM
heh, you look just like them.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:52 PM
`But smaller....and skinnier...and less furrier...`
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:52 PM
(He pointed at Seth and put his finger across his neck.)
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:52 PM
He was nice sometimes, stern others. He didn’t have a whole lot of time for me, being busy ruling the planet and all, but...
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:52 PM
Go ahead try
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:53 PM
ruling an entire planet? Sounds important.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:53 PM
When he was around, we had fun.
I mean, yeah. Being king of the light elves is a really important profession.
But don’t get me wrong- he wasn’t perfect.
Not by a long shot.
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:54 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett try to kick Seth out of his seat and start the ship?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:54 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:54 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett try to kick Seth out of his seat and start the ship?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:54 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Zander.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:54 PM
no one is, I suppose.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:55 PM
`You know some lady tried that back in 8500's on earth.`
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:55 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:55 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 4]
In the end, the result was: 4
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:55 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 04:55 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 5]
In the end, the result was: 5
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:55 PM
(You're such a fatass.)
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:56 PM
Look man, I can't have you pilot while you're mute.
It's a little dangerous when I can hardly hear what you say.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:56 PM
`How does that help with flying a ship?`
`Wait, why are we letting you fly, you tried shooting yourslef a few minutes ago.`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:57 PM
He didn’t like me all that much. I could tell. I mean, he tried to ignore that I wasn’t just a regular elf, but... he wasn’t very good at it. He never invited my father to anything. He got me things like colored contacts, and hair dye.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:57 PM
Because, I'm the next best thing to Emmett.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:57 PM
not even I'm perfect. Believe it or not. *gives a cocky smile*
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:57 PM
(True.)
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:57 PM
`He can probably still fly.`
`Right emmett?`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:57 PM
Iris laughs at Chomsky’s joke
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 04:57 PM
I think we need to link my and Matieu's coms to your groups coms
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:57 PM
(Emmett shrugs.)
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:58 PM
He can, doesn't change the fact it wouldn't be the safest thing ever though.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 04:58 PM
I never would’ve guessed. she jokes back.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:58 PM
Emmett can't really do callouts all that well right now.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 04:58 PM
`Well, when we do eventualy leave, where to?`
`Can we actualy have a plan for once?`
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:58 PM
Chomsky chuckles in return
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:58 PM
Space Station S-19
We'll get our ship repainted and then get a mission.
Plus I know a guy there.
Zander 08-Sep-18 04:59 PM
(Hope my voice is fixed by then.)
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 04:59 PM
I hope so too.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 04:59 PM
but his chuckle turns into a sigh as he remembers why he says that
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:00 PM
Are... *you* okay?
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 05:00 PM
Don't worry, it should fix by then
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 05:00 PM
yeah...my childhood was...rough, to say the least.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 05:00 PM
We'll be meeting the guy that gave me this ship.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:00 PM
do you... want to talk about it?
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 05:01 PM
Though, his daughter won't be really happy to see me.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 05:01 PM
my parents were nice and all, but...
no. Now isn't the time, I think. (edited)
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 05:01 PM
Do you know where i could link my and Matieu's coms to your crews? I personally intend to stay around here.
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:01 PM
(Emmett sits in the co-pilot's seat and takes out one of his dad's books from his satchel.) (edited)
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 05:02 PM
I'd need more privacy and trust to talk about it. Not that I don't trust you, it's just that all of this is so new and I've only been here a couple weeks.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:02 PM
That’s fine. I get it. There are things I don’t like talking about either.
But... if you ever need someone to talk to... I’ll be around.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 05:03 PM
I'll keep that in mind. Same for you, too.
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:03 PM
(Emmett takes off his translator and shows how his com was attached to it. He shows the frequency Hector would need to tune to.) (edited)
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:03 PM
Alright.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 05:04 PM
well, enough grieving. Space awaits!
Chomsky stands up
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 05:04 PM
t!8ball Does Seth start up the ship and launch now?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:04 PM
🎱 | Yes, Bagelwrecker.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 05:05 PM
t!8ball does a white van appear in one of the rooms randomly?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:05 PM
🎱 | It is certain, MultiTheDuck.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 05:05 PM
Chomsky holds out a hand to help iris up
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 05:05 PM
`Did anyone else hear a thud?`
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 05:05 PM
mlady
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:05 PM
(Emmett finishes off his whole bottle.)
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 05:05 PM
I did, we should probably go check on it
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 05:06 PM
That's the escape pod.
Don't worry about.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:06 PM
why thank you
Brakia 08-Sep-18 05:06 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya find a room to stay in?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:06 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Brakia.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 05:06 PM
alright, what's everyone else up to?
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 05:06 PM
What?
Brakia 08-Sep-18 05:06 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya find a room to stay in?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:06 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Brakia.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:07 PM
No idea. Shall we find out?
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:07 PM
(Out of boredom, Emmett shows Chomsky his father's book: Arisen by Squoat!)
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:07 PM
Fourth largest room is mine!
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 05:07 PM
what's this?
Brakia 08-Sep-18 05:07 PM
`Thiss room iss good enough.`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:07 PM
That’s the room I always used to stay in.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 05:07 PM
Oh I remember that book, good book, was kinda weird though.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 05:08 PM
what's it about?
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:09 PM
(Emmett moves his arms to imitate a zombie.) (edited)
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 05:09 PM
t!8ball Does Chomsky open the book and read the first little bit
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:09 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, PlasmaPerson.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:09 PM
t!8ball does Iris head to the fourth largest room?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:09 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Jelsafan0.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 05:09 PM
a zombie book?
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 05:09 PM
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:09 PM
(He nods.)
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 05:10 PM
mind if I take this to read? I'm a fan of apocalypse novels.
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:11 PM
(It's a nonfictional novel, but okay.) (edited)
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:11 PM
I... think I’ll just go explore.
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 05:11 PM
wait, what? This actually happened?
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 05:11 PM
Of course it did.
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:11 PM
(He nods again.)
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 05:11 PM
Emmett is the scapegoat
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 05:11 PM
i, uh, look forward to finding out how...
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:11 PM
🆙 | PlasmaPerson leveled up!
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:12 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett show Chomsky the bite scar on his left ear?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:12 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 05:13 PM
t!8ball Does Seth eat some brownies?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:13 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 05:13 PM
his father sucked out the infection. (edited)
Santa is Dead 08-Sep-18 05:14 PM
Chomsky finds a room and starts reading the book
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 05:14 PM
t!8ball does Jim get a room and start modifying the door for safety?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:14 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, TheBlade.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 05:15 PM
Jim just finds a room, but doesnt fix the door
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:17 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett hook up the Hypernet router into the ship? (edited)
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:17 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Zander.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:17 PM
Your turn bill
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 05:20 PM
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 05:21 PM
t!8ball does hector find a room and start setting up his chemical supplies?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:21 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 05:22 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya explore the ship?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:22 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 05:22 PM
Brakia 08-Sep-18 05:22 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya explore the ship?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:22 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Brakia.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:22 PM
t!8ball does Iris head into the kitchen to bake?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:22 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:22 PM
t!8ball does Iris head into the kitchen to bake?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:22 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:23 PM
t!choose blueberry muffins | blueberry cake | blueberry bread | blueberry pancakes | blueberry croissant
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:23 PM
🤔 | Jelsafan0, I pick blueberry croissant!
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 05:24 PM
t!8ball Does Seth go to the Captain's Quarters and Go to bed?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:24 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 05:24 PM
t!8ball Does Seth go to the Captain's Quarters and Go to bed?
t!8ball Does Seth go to the Captain's Quarters and Go to bed?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:24 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 05:24 PM
`Oh, hello Iriss.`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:24 PM
Oh! Hey Sanya!
I made croissants!
They... weren’t supposed to be blueberry... but they turned out that way anyways!
Brakia 08-Sep-18 05:25 PM
`What'ss a croisssant?`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:25 PM
Wanna try one and find out?
Brakia 08-Sep-18 05:26 PM
`I guesss.`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:27 PM
What do you think?
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:28 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett's voice fixed?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:28 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 05:28 PM
`I'm not ssure... it'ss very... different.`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:28 PM
Hmm...
Iris tries one
It... tastes okay to me...
Brakia 08-Sep-18 05:29 PM
`I've never had anything that didn't have meat before.`
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:29 PM
[Translator Static] A run-about.... I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW! [Translator Static]
Brakia 08-Sep-18 05:29 PM
`Maybe one or two thingss, but nothing big.`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:29 PM
Ah, that makes sense.
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:30 PM
(Emmett swaggers his way to the kitchen.)
Wassup, ladies?
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:30 PM
I like to bake, a lot.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 05:31 PM
`Hey, your voice iss back.`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:31 PM
Oh, hello Emmett! Would you like a croissant?
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:31 PM
(Emmett starts banging on his translator for a moment before looking back towards them.)
What's a croissant?
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:31 PM
Also, Sanya, would you like to bake with me sometime?
Want to try one and find out?
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 05:32 PM
t!8ball does Hector smell the baked goods and join the others?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:32 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 08-Sep-18 05:32 PM
`I don't like heat, or anything to do with flame.`
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 05:32 PM
t!8ball does Hector smell the baked goods and join the others?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:32 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, MultiTheDuck.
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:32 PM
You think it would taste good with grass?
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:32 PM
You don’t have to get near the oven. I can do that part.
hmmm... probably not?
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 05:32 PM
Brakia 08-Sep-18 05:32 PM
`Maybe.`
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:33 PM
I’d just really like to spend more quality time with you. I feel like we should talk more, you know?
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 05:33 PM
Whats that smell?
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:33 PM
(Emmett takes a croissant and tries it.)
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:33 PM
Oh! Hello! I made blueberry croissants! Want one?
Brakia 08-Sep-18 05:33 PM
`Hello, Hector.`
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:33 PM
Hey, this tastes...
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 05:34 PM
Sure, havn't had one in a long time
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:34 PM
🆙 | MultiTheDuck leveled up!
Brakia 08-Sep-18 05:34 PM
`And Iriss, i feel like we sshould talk more.`
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:34 PM
Not like pink fruit.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:34 PM
Iris hands one over.
Bagelwrecker 08-Sep-18 05:34 PM
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:34 PM
Agreed haha. You’re really fun to hang out with.
What do you think?
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:35 PM
(Emmett stuffs three in his mouth at once.)
Mmmh mgh!
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 05:36 PM
Hector eats the croissant and gets a far away look on his face
Reminds me of the time i went to earth
Great food, annoying people
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:37 PM
Hhh Sanyh, thahks fuhr earliher!
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:37 PM
So I take it you like it, then?
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 05:37 PM
hover junkers
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:38 PM
Yhs!
Brakia 08-Sep-18 05:38 PM
`You're welcome.`
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:38 PM
(He swallows.)
Thanks for checking up on me.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 05:38 PM
It's not bad
Enchantingtable2013 08-Sep-18 05:39 PM
cwahsont
Zander 08-Sep-18 05:39 PM
emmett swallows iris' croissant
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:40 PM
I’m glad you like it. I think I’ll go back to my old room.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 05:40 PM
t!8ball does everyone head to their room and the episode ends?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:40 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, MultiTheDuck.
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 05:40 PM
t!8ball does everyone head to their room and the episode ends?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:40 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, MultiTheDuck.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:41 PM
t!8ball does everyone head to their room and the episode ends?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:41 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Jelsafan0.
Enchantingtable2013 08-Sep-18 05:41 PM
t!8ball Does Iris say goodnight to her uncle, and everyone goes to sleep?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:41 PM
🎱 | Yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 08-Sep-18 05:41 PM
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:41 PM
WH
My uncle isn’t here
He’s dead
Enchantingtable2013 08-Sep-18 05:41 PM
WH
Not this one
He's already died
WatchfulDrake 08-Sep-18 05:43 PM
t!8ball does Hector start messing with his chemicals before a loud bang echos through out the ship, ending the episode?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:43 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, MultiTheDuck.
Jelsafan0 08-Sep-18 05:44 PM
t!8ball does Iris head back into her old room and lay down, and a map slips out of her pocket with coordinates to a planet on it, ending the Episode?
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 05:44 PM
🎱 | Yes, Jelsafan0.
TheBlade 08-Sep-18 06:18 PM
t!8ball Is there a giant Ketchup stain on it? (edited)
Tatsumaki 08-Sep-18 06:18 PM
🎱 | Yes, TheBlade.
Zander 13-Sep-18 03:26 PM
"Oh, fucking hell."
"Seth! Get out here right this instant!"
There was no response, even after multiple requests.
"This has gotten out of hand."
Emmett had to push the door open due to the pile of clothing in front of it. Clothing was strewn all throughout the floor, increasing in concentration as the eye continued to Seth's bed. He was asleep with two holographic girls, each with an obvious fluid projected in its midsection. The Kid was getting impatient.
"Wake up, dipshit!"
This got the attention of the unconscious Seth, causing him to open up his eyes and unnaturally bolt straight upwards.
"Emmett, is that you?"
"Why did you leave all of your fucking sex toys all in the navigation system? This is the third ship you've ruined this GUY!"
Seth, having been rudely awakened from his slumber, was grouchy.
"Leave me alone, furfag. I need somewhere to keep my stuff."
"Dirty condoms and wet tissues? Are you serious right now? That's trash!"
Seth got out of his bed and stretched, towering above the little Squoatling.
"This is my ship. I choose where things go. Fuck off."
Emmett put his hands on his hips, unaffected by the height difference between them.
"I can't fly correctly with your shitty sex supplies always in the way. Get them out and move them in here man."
Seth furrowed his brow, pausing in what little rational thought he had. This pause further upset Emmett, seeing as how his friend was acting like an imbecile.
"So? Going to get rid of your crap for me?"
"What'ss going on?" Sanya witnessed a drunkenly mad Seth storming towards The Kid with hostility. She jumped in between them without thought, hoping to protect the weakling out of maternal instinct.
"You're not hurting him!" Hector ran back into his room to grab his syringe gun, hoping to subdue the raging elf. Meanwhile, Seth reached the floran and stopped.
"Get out of the way Sanya. I need to teach this kid a lesson."
"What the hell iss wrong with you?" Seth suddenly shoved the plant, causing her to fall upon her back.
"Someone needs to learn their fucking boundaries."
With the help of Sanya's distraction, Emmett fled into his room.
"Oh no you don't!"
What wizardry was this? Seth, having came into the room, dragged Emmett from one of his hooves out of the underside of the bed. The canister was left underneath, but Emmett was able to latch onto his satchel.
"Fuck off, lead-head."
"I've had to take care of you for nine GUYs and this is how you repay me? By disgracing me and my practices?" Emmett tried to spit at his capturer out of disgust, but due to his upside-down position, he missed and hit his own snout.
"You need to learn how it's like to live on your own, twat."
"I was starting to like you too Emmett. What a shame."
"The fuck do you mean?" Emmett concealed his terror. He was about to be airlocked out of his own ship. A mutiny in the making--aside from the fact that he was merely the co-captain. He was dropped in the airlock chamber, and before he could get up, the doorway sealed itself. Rock bottom.
"Any last words, furfag?"
Emmett looked in his satchel for answers. He had nothing left. He was about to be pummelled into the infinite abyss. Emmett prayed for the first time in ages. Prayed to Squoatanity. Praised his Squoat.
"Get a life."
Seth was just about to press the airlock when a well-shot, high-concentration tranquilizer dart stabbed into his neck. His fall was unpredictable, however. Seth's hand pressed the button right as he was knocked unconscious.
Bagelwrecker 13-Sep-18 04:14 PM
bye bye furfag
Enchantingtable2013 13-Sep-18 04:19 PM
Well there goes very well the last squoat in existence
Zander 13-Sep-18 04:22 PM
or not
WatchfulDrake 13-Sep-18 04:22 PM
so are we going to have to find Emmett next episode?
Zander 13-Sep-18 04:22 PM
And no
WatchfulDrake 13-Sep-18 04:22 PM
okay wasn't sure, didn't think so but wasn't sure
Zander 13-Sep-18 04:22 PM
This takes place three GUYs in the future
WatchfulDrake 13-Sep-18 04:22 PM
oh okay
Zander 13-Sep-18 04:23 PM
I'm finishing the story probably tomorrow. A "part 2", if you will.
WatchfulDrake 13-Sep-18 04:23 PM
alright
Enchantingtable2013 13-Sep-18 04:25 PM
What if Matthias steps back in and two demi gods have at it
Zander 13-Sep-18 04:32 PM
Demi gods?
Against whom?
Seth?
(Female Squoatling is gray and white by the way, shocking revelation, I know.)
Enchantingtable2013 13-Sep-18 04:44 PM
Yes Seth vs. Matthias
They kinda hated each other in the first place
or at least in FF1
Zander 13-Sep-18 05:42 PM
But Matthias has changed exponentially and Seth is a different Seth
Treydel (Retribution) 13-Sep-18 05:44 PM
oh
hey that’s actually really cool
not that emmett was airlocked but the story as a whole
WatchfulDrake 13-Sep-18 05:59 PM
^
Treydel (Retribution) 13-Sep-18 07:04 PM
is there, like, a picture with the ship’s layout
Zander 13-Sep-18 07:04 PM
never
TheBlade 13-Sep-18 08:05 PM
I like how the fucking Security officer of the ship (Jim) literally does nothing, not even there.
You would think cameras would be up in the place?
Zander 13-Sep-18 08:07 PM
Could have cameras up.
Zander 14-Sep-18 08:20 PM
Nothingness. Void. Vacuum. These were all that Emmett could see as he helplessly floated away from his ship. He was lucky to even be alive. Before Seth pushed the button, Emmett found something in one of his late father's books. Titled, "The Fiends Without Squoat", there was a small present embedded in a rectangular hole in the first few pages. Labeled "Do Not Use Unless Necessary", the dead grub in the pages was meant to be crushed in one's hands, as described later in the story. Emmett crushed it right before he was discharged. His body was encompassed by an insect-like exo-skeleton. (Emmett practically looked like he was in a TRON™ suit, but with more organic and insectoid armor.) This exo-skeleton insulated him from the perilous depths of space, and in addition, respirated him with the help of an oxygen generator. The suit was old and discharged however; the power that kept him alive was leeched from his communications system.

That was, until he saw a ship in the distance. It was not his own, but rather, a small cruiser. The vehicle was dashing towards him, to the point that he felt as if they were bound to save him. Alas, this was not the case. The small passenger ship sped past him within feet of his face, causing him to yaw clockwise. Now he was spinning on two separate planes. Delightful. It wasn't much longer until a fleet sprouted from behind the ship, obviously in pursuit. His hopes came up again. Of all the ships chasing the getaway, one of them slowed down to accommodate to Emmett's position. He was rescued. With the use of a tractor beam, the Squoatling was dragged to safety.
"Must've been a hell of a reason why you'd be deserted from your own ship, huh?" Emmett tried to take off his helmet before realizing the anonymity it granted him.
"I was kicked out of my own ship."
"You're lucky to be alive then."
"Yeah." Emmett pushed himself up and slowly propped himself on the stranger's passenger seat.
"Are you guys chasing the speeder down?" The man patted his passenger seat and began to accelerate; the entrance from whence Emmett entered sealed itself tightly.
"This guy stole our most prized possession after gaining our trust. We're a troupe, you see." Ah, the infamous space troupes. So delicate in performance but just as dangerous and unpredictable, if not more than, a bounty hunting clan. Emmett liked how this actor was not inquisitive about his being, but rather focused on his goal. He took his place in the passenger's seat and watched as they zoomed towards their target.
"Need me to man the turrets? I've had experience."
"Look, I trust you just as much as any other stranger I pick up in the middle of space. I can't afford that artifact being blown to pieces though. Just sit tight." Emmett uncomfortably shifted in his seat, feeling unsatisfied in the moment. He decided to recollect his thoughts on his situation. Was he really in the wrong? Did he infringe on Seth's boundaries? The more he thought about it, the more guilt he felt. Maybe he shouldn't have been so upset. Maybe he should've just picked up his guardian's trash. Maybe he--
(edited)
"What's going on?!" The Kid looked up and gasped. The blue insignia on each ship told it all. It was the Llamanians. The ones who ruined his childhood. The ones who killed his parents. The ones who erradicated his home planet. After being shipped out of his vessel, Emmett knew what he must do. He couldn't hide anymore.
"Sir, do you have any firepower?" The man was in the process of requesting backup from other space troupes.
"Are you insane? That would be suicide! We need to get out of here!" At that point, The Kid took off his helmet, revealing to the ringmaster his Squoatling qualities. Emmett took a white ribbon bow and tied it around his forehead.
"This is my calling." The ringmaster nodded without further argumentation. He was knowledged in Llama-Squoat warfare, considering that it was broadcast throughout the galaxy nonstop for a week. The leader tossed Emmett a Ryno-45, a plasma-based shotgun with a higher-than-average range, along with some spare ammo.
"Anywhere you want me to launch you?" The ringmaster had a newfound confidence to him. The Squoatling put on his helmet and pointed towards the largest vessel, the mothership.
"May Squoat have mercy on us all."
"TAKE YOUR LITTER BACK OUT OR BE SUBJECT TO EXECUTION BY THE LLAMA EMPIRE." The troupe leader then was acquainted with hundreds of other mismatched ships, overmatching the number of ships in the armada by half. Suddenly, the ships, rather than surrendering, started to fire upon the Llamas. A warzone began to form, along with casualties, powerful ship weaponry, and stray ammunition. Although Emmett's trash pile was mostly unaffected, a few beams were close to hitting him. As he reached the mothership, he latched onto it and strafed his way along a convienient ledge to a hangar bay. (Unfortunately, a banana peel did not make the journey.)
"Hey! Don't move!" The Llamanians on his left were well armed, whereas the one on his right was trying to apprehend him. Emmett flipped off the safety of his gun and held the trigger out of view for a moment.
"I said 'Don't move'! We will shoot!" As the Llama finished speaking, Emmett aimed at two of the men on his left and released. The two of them fell, considering they were close enough to receive a concentrated blast of ultra-heated matter. The third fired at the trespasser, but the blast was absorbed by Emmett's shell. He took out the remaining two Llamas and noticed that the crevices of his apparel were now glowing green. As it turns out, the concentrated energy of the laser his opponent shot charged his armor to a functional state. Emmett took out his satchel then and quickly skimmed his father's book; he learned the suit's few enhancements through the book.
"Hah! Imbeciles like you make me want to weep for their moronic deaths." The figure, clad in a power suit with a Llamanian insignia upon it, drew a phaseblade. The figure quickly, before Emmett could react, swiped at Emmett's side. The blade had no effect.
"Typical." The figure's blade then switched to a sharp, metallic one. She tossed him a similar weapon, insisting that he put away his gun.
"Let us dance." Emmett looked at his Ryno, and promptly aimed at her. She swiped the gun out of his hands with her sword.
"Pitiful, uncultured beast." His opponent immediately attacked, swiping at his right arm. Emmett then evaded, ducking down to grab his sword.
"What isn't fair is your lack of civility." It slashed again, for which attack Emmett accidentally parried; he did not counter her attack. Emmett lacked any experience with a sword, however, he played along, constantly backing up to reach for his gun.
"Don't think you can get away so easily!" The being forcefully slashed into his shoulder, breaking into the shell. The kid groaned in pain, fleeing by sliding away. He grabbed his gun and hastily aimed, hitting only her non-dominant arm. The being hissed in agony.
"Oh, you want to play dirty? I can play dirty." The armored figure imitated Emmett's clumsiness, walking towards him. He backed up, having coincidentally ran out of shots in his current battery pack. As Tawfeek reached the wall, he fumbled with reloading, having dropped his sword when grabbing his gun. The being reached within a foot of him, and pressed a button on the side of her helmet before mockingly falling forward and headbutting him. The impact felt like an anvil. Emmett was certainly out for the count.
"Loser can't even defend himself."
"Finally awake? I want to see the fear in your eyes as I behead you." This was it. He had no way to get out of this one. Emmett was too weak to break out of the bonds and he had no way to defend himself, if that mattered. He felt that paranoia from earlier. He thought of how this could've been avoided if he only took out Seth's trash. Now, his life's goal was doomed. He was doomed. The whole Squoatling race was doomed.
"Any last words?"
"I would spit on you if I could." The being laughed a little from his comment and afterwards attempted to take off his helmet. It didn't realise how tight it was on his head. Eventually, the helmet was off, and the bruised face of a defeated Squoatling with a silly white band revealed itself. The being hesitated. This hesitation was so strong, it made it drop its executioner's tool. Emmett looked to the being in its face, raising his brow a little. His executioner took off her helmet as well, showing to Emmett a white and grey collage of fur. She was another Squoatling.
TheBlade 14-Sep-18 10:30 PM
wait wait wait... so why and how is a squatling doing on a fucking Llamanian ship?
And working for them?
Zander 14-Sep-18 10:34 PM
¯\(ツ)
That's a part three for you to see. (edited)
TheBlade 14-Sep-18 10:35 PM
And why didnt our ship turn back around?
someone had to notice something
i need my answers, i want to read before its even out.
Zander 14-Sep-18 10:36 PM
Seth is the only one who knows how to fly a ship.
You didn't read the first part, did you?
TheBlade 14-Sep-18 10:42 PM
oh yea forgot about the nacigation system being blown
Welp, this story isnt going to end well.
"May he come without his men, in another ship, and find trouble at home."
Zander 14-Sep-18 10:49 PM
I'm glad you're liking this so far.
TheBlade 15-Sep-18 12:37 AM
i actually enjoy reading
Brakia 15-Sep-18 10:26 AM
Yooo that's pretty fucking cool, @Zander
Zander 15-Sep-18 02:41 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett wake up from his new room on the new ship?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 02:41 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Zander.
Zander 15-Sep-18 02:41 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett wake up from his new room on the new ship?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 02:41 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
Zander 15-Sep-18 02:42 PM
Ah! Good morning.
(Emmett peers around the hallway.)
Brakia 15-Sep-18 02:43 PM
`Hello, Emmett.`
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 02:43 PM
t!8ball does Hector wake up in his new room?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 02:43 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, MultiTheDuck.
Zander 15-Sep-18 02:44 PM
You scared me, Sanya.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 02:44 PM
`Not my fault.`
Zander 15-Sep-18 02:45 PM
Get any sleep?
Brakia 15-Sep-18 02:45 PM
`Wassn't tired.`
t!8ball Does Sanya go and wake up the rest of the crew?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 02:45 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Brakia.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 02:45 PM
`I'll go wake everyone up.`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 02:46 PM
ugh... plantwoman....
t!8ball Does the half asleep Matieu lick one of Sanya's flowers?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 02:46 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 02:47 PM
t!8ball Does the half asleep Matieu lick one of Sanya's flowers?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 02:47 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Enchantingtable2013.
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 02:47 PM
Where is my hologram projector?
Zander 15-Sep-18 02:47 PM
We didn't install it yet.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 02:47 PM
`Morning, Bird. Morning Sseth.` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 02:47 PM
Shit
Zander 15-Sep-18 02:48 PM
Hey everyone.
Want some breakfast?
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 02:48 PM
Pinned a message.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 02:49 PM
`Do you have ssteak?`
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 02:49 PM
Pinned a message.
t!8ball Does Seth get up from bed and go make him a bowl of breakfast salad?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 02:49 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 02:51 PM
I wish we had stopped by to have dinner with my family.
Zander 15-Sep-18 02:51 PM
Your parents are weird.
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 02:51 PM
Yeah, but that's just how noble and religious elven families are.
My mother seems to enjoy your company a little too much though
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 02:52 PM
I'm here now, still learning this ship, did I miss anything?
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 02:52 PM
Nothing much, we're just having breakfast.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 02:53 PM
That's good
Zander 15-Sep-18 02:53 PM
She overfed me that one time. Strange.
t!8ball Does Emmett take out some raw meat from the fridge?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 02:54 PM
🎱 | Yes, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 02:54 PM
Tsk. Just like your grandmother did when I escorted you to her home.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 02:54 PM
`Ooh. what meat iss that?`
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 02:55 PM
Not any form of pork, that's for sure
Zander 15-Sep-18 02:56 PM
Llama. (Emmett muttered this.)
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 02:56 PM
What did you say? I couldn't hear you?
Brakia 15-Sep-18 02:56 PM
` I dont care what it iss.`
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 02:57 PM
Your grandmother made a great salad though, guess that's the result of that giant farming operation she owned.
Zander 15-Sep-18 02:57 PM
Llamanian. (Emmett spoke a little louder.)
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 02:57 PM
Emmett, you ok?
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 02:57 PM
Oh my, where did you get that from?
Zander 15-Sep-18 02:58 PM
Know how I was acting strange the other day? (edited)
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 02:58 PM
Yeah
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 02:58 PM
t!8ball Does Hector look through the cabinets for something other then llama to eat?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 02:58 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, MultiTheDuck.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 02:58 PM
Yes why?
Zander 15-Sep-18 02:58 PM
I put down a soldier that day and felt guilty.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 02:58 PM
t!8ball Does Hector look through the cabinets for something other then llama to eat?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 02:58 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, MultiTheDuck.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 02:59 PM
So you cut them up and put them in the fridge?
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 02:59 PM
Welp whatever
Who cares
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:01 PM
I dunno'. I feel bad for it.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:01 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya eat the llama meat?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:01 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Brakia.
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:01 PM
Didn't want to let him go to waste.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:02 PM
Thats a good idea, like the Native Martians and the Larates
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:02 PM
I've never tried Llama.
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 03:03 PM
Might as well
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:04 PM
It's not bad, really depends where it's from and how it's cooked
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:04 PM
(Emmett takes out a skillet and tosses the cut meat upon it.)
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:05 PM
That's a good start, never broil llama
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:06 PM
Here goes nothing, I guess.
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 03:06 PM
t!8ball Does Seth put his bowl away?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:06 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:07 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett cook the meat well-done?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:08 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Zander.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:09 PM
`Sso, what are we doing today?` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 03:10 PM
"Yum"
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:10 PM
Honestly, probably skinny dipping. Jackshit. (edited)
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:10 PM
Supply run maybe?
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:13 PM
I dunno. (edited)
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:13 PM
t!8ball does Sanya's god appear to her and give her a quest?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:13 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:16 PM
`I heard about thiss group of wandering knightss that were around thiss ssysstem.` (edited)
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 03:16 PM
Lets kill them
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:16 PM
`My thoughtss exactly.`
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:16 PM
Morbid.
No.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:17 PM
Or we could go a day without killing someone
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 03:17 PM
Emmett we need to go to a space station
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:17 PM
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:18 PM
t!8ball Do the knights start to attack the ship?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:18 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Brakia.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:19 PM
What was that?!!
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 03:19 PM
t!8ball Do they go away?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:19 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:19 PM
It's a hit and run!
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:19 PM
`Follow them!`
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:19 PM
Should we chase them?
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 03:19 PM
k
No
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:19 PM
t!8ball Do we start chasing them?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:19 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:20 PM
I'll be back in a second, I'm going to get my rifle
t!8ball does Hector find a few knights trying to raid the ship on the way to his room?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:21 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, MultiTheDuck.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:21 PM
t!8ball does Hector find a few knights trying to raid the ship on the way to his room?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:21 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:21 PM
t!8ball Do we catch up and board the knight's ship?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:21 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:22 PM
t!8ball Do we catch up and board the knight's ship?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:22 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 03:22 PM
t!8ball did every weapon in the system we're in get turned into dildos?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:22 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:23 PM
God dammit, what happened to my rifle
Bagelwrecker 15-Sep-18 03:23 PM
Cool
I can't wait to beat a few heads in with Sanya's used dildos
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:24 PM
(Emmett has a crossbow that shoots explosive dildos)
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:24 PM
ewid
every
weapon
is
dildo (edited)
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:25 PM
Iris wakes up suddenly.
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:26 PM
t!8ball Do the weapons exchange into their normal forms with the ability to turn into dildos when wanted?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:26 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Zander.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:27 PM
Wh-?!
she looks around frantically.
Where’s my mom’s dagger...?
Iris stands, whipping around to scan the room.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:29 PM
t!8ball Do the knights start attacking the crew with glass dildos?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:29 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, MultiTheDuck.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:29 PM
okay so it's made of grass (edited)
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:29 PM
she spots the dagger on the nightstand, breathing a sigh of relief and snatching it up.
good.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:29 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya's flesh sword return to its origin form?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:29 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Brakia.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:29 PM
I have no clue what I’d do if I lost it.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:30 PM
`Wait, my ssword changed.`
`Oh yeah, i forgot.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:30 PM
Iris hums, putting it in the sheath.
What to do, what to do...
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:31 PM
`My ssword wassn't alwayss made of flesh.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:33 PM
An idea strikes Iris, and she smiles lightly, humming a tune as she makes her way to the kitchen.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:33 PM
`The maker of thiss sword curssed it so that when he killed himsself with it, the blade would transsform into a ssword made of hiss flessh.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:33 PM
t!8ball does Iris make an obscene amount of muffins?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:33 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Jelsafan0.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:33 PM
`Sso he could "live on" or ssomething.`
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:33 PM
JUST GET ON THE WITH THE KILLING! SQUOAT DAMNIT!
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:34 PM
`I never questioned it.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:34 PM
She begins to bake, and the unmistakable scent of blueberry muffins filters into the air.
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:36 PM
t!8ball Does the lead knight take out his massive dildo-shaped club?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:36 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Zander.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:39 PM
t!roll d25'
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:39 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid formatting in: d25'.

ex: t!roll d20 or t!roll 5d10+3
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:39 PM
t!roll d25
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:39 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d25 : 5]
In the end, the result was: 5
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:39 PM
95
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:39 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d25 : 19]
In the end, the result was: 19
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:40 PM
{i rolled a d30}
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:40 PM
t!roll d15
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:40 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d15 : 3]
In the end, the result was: 3
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:41 PM
Whose 8ball turn is it?
Iris hums a lullaby her father taught her as she bakes.
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:42 PM
(Emmett enters into the kitchen.)
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:42 PM
t!8ball has Iris already baked 4 dozen muffins?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:42 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Jelsafan0.
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:43 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett have his translator set to "charismatic" due to it glitching out?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:43 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:43 PM
4 dozen freshly-baked muffins sit on the counter as she places another dozen into the oven.
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:43 PM
Hey, good-looking. Watcha' making?
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:43 PM
t!roll d25
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:43 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d25 : 9]
In the end, the result was: 9
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:44 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:44 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 29]
In the end, the result was: 29
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:44 PM
oh no currently it does lol
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:44 PM
t!roll d15
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:44 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d15 : 5]
In the end, the result was: 5
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:44 PM
Nobody has called Iris good looking in a very, very long time. Her cheeks turn ever slightly pink, but she ignores it, smiling lightly.
Muffins. Though, I think I should make cake or croissants next.
...I may have made too many.
Iris is a tad flustered, considering she has made an obscene amount of muffins already.
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:46 PM
Oh, that's okay. The more you make, the more we can enjoy your baking talent.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:46 PM
As if on cue, the oven beeps and she pulls out the batch of muffins, placing them on top of it. She’s still a tad flustered.
You think so? They... always turn out blueberry. I thought that was a bit weird.
Iris gets to work on some baguettes.
t!8ball does Iris somehow make four baguettes at once?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:49 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:50 PM
Iris places them casually into the oven, turning it on, before starting on croissants.
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:50 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett get shocked by his translator?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:50 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:51 PM
t!roll 25
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:51 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid formatting in: 25.

ex: t!roll d20 or t!roll 5d10+3
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:51 PM
t!roll d25
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:51 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d25 : 10]
In the end, the result was: 10
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:51 PM
Bzzt! Hey Iris. Want to go out by the pool later?
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:51 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:51 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 16]
In the end, the result was: 16
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:51 PM
Iris gives him a strange look.
...the pool? I’m... not sure I have a swimsuit.
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:52 PM
t!roll d50
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:52 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d50 : 3]
In the end, the result was: 3
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:53 PM
Hes got to be weak
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:53 PM
`That sseemss like it wass ssupossed to be more powerful.`
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:53 PM
"I am dying"
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:53 PM
Agreed, let's not let him do that again
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:53 PM
`Good.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:53 PM
t!8ball does Iris have a swimsuit?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:53 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Jelsafan0.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:53 PM
Why did you attack our ship?
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:54 PM
t!8ball does Iris have a swimsuit?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:54 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:54 PM
...or... maybe I do?
The oven beeps and she pulls out three blueberry baguettes.
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:54 PM
t!8ball Does the knight consume a tonic, increasing his strength and his health?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:54 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Zander.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:54 PM
...there... wasn’t supposed to be this many?
She shrugs it off, putting them to the side and putting in her blueberry croissants.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:55 PM
That's not good
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:55 PM
I mean, swimsuits are uncomfortable. BZT!
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:56 PM
t!roll d25
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:56 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d25 : 11]
In the end, the result was: 11
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:56 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:56 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:57 PM
Iris hums.I disagree. When I went swimming in the waterfall in the woods near our home, I always thought the swimsuit felt a lot like a second skin.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:57 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:57 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:57 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:57 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 18]
In the end, the result was: 18
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:57 PM
`Why wont you die!?`
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:57 PM
"DEATH SLAP OF DEATHLY DEATH!"
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:57 PM
`What?`
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 03:58 PM
You don't have to die, you and your crew can surrender!
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:58 PM
t!choose Hector | Sanya | Hector | Sanya | Both | Himself | Neither
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:58 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Both!
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:59 PM
t!roll d60
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 03:59 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d60 : 20]
In the end, the result was: 20
Zander 15-Sep-18 03:59 PM
"I GO BYE BYE!"
Brakia 15-Sep-18 03:59 PM
`Sshit, that wass powerful.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 03:59 PM
The oven beeps, and Iris pulls out her batch of two dozen croissants, placing it to the side, and putting in a batch of the same size.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:00 PM
t!8ball are there somehow 50 muffins sitting on the counter now?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:00 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Jelsafan0.
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:00 PM
What's the point of a second skin when *BZT* you already have one?
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:00 PM
`Emmett, sstop flirting.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:01 PM
Modesty was a very prominent value on my home planet.
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:01 PM
(The knight takes a step back and takes a sword to his neck.) (edited)
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:01 PM
Knight stop! you have a good setup here, you don't have to give it all up! Surrender now!
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:02 PM
(Emmett tries to take his translator off, instead resulting in him taking his shirt off.)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:02 PM
t!8ball Do i devour half of the muffins and then proceed to flirt with Iris?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:02 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:02 PM
Aye babycakes, those muffins were good af (edited)
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:02 PM
Iris turns red and turns away quickly.
A-Ah, th-thank you???
p-please put your shirt back on!
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:03 PM
What? I'm fine.
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:03 PM
THIS HURTS LIKE SHI- *BZT* Iris, don't turn around.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:03 PM
Oh great Matieu is sleep flirting, you know one time he did that to the ship's fridge
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:03 PM
It's not like I have bird nipples, but if I show you mine, you show me yours....
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:04 PM
Iris turns redder, baking at a much quicker and more furious pace.
P-please don’t!
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:05 PM
What?
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:05 PM
t!8ball Is there a tiny wizard on top of the fridge who causes Emmett's translator to glitch?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:05 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Zander.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:06 PM
More and more baked goods are being pulled out of the oven at an impressive speed.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:06 PM
t!8ball does the knight surrender his ship, crew, supplies and service to the crew?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:06 PM
🎱 | Yes, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:06 PM
`That wass sslightly eassier than expected.`
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:07 PM
I'm glad you came to reason Knight
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:07 PM
`"My name is Todd."`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:08 PM
I don’t understand what’s happening-
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:08 PM
`That'ss nice...`
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:09 PM
Okay Todd, you and your crew can continue your mission, but if we ever need you we will call on you and your crew
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:09 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya look through the new stache of weapons for a new side weapon?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:09 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Brakia.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:10 PM
t!8ball is there an incredible amount of blueberry baked goods on the counter right now?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:10 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Jelsafan0.
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:10 PM
(Emmett is fumbling with his translator fiercely.)
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:11 PM
The mountain of blueberry baked goods in the kitchen has reached insane heights- it spans to the ceiling now.
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:11 PM
t!8ball Does Todd accidentally press the airlock button when he's resting?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:11 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:12 PM
`Iriss, why iss the kitchen filled with muffinss?`
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:12 PM
Todd!
Now I have to choose a new leader for them
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:12 PM
I don’t understand what’s going on, Sanya, can you please explain to my why this is happening?
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:12 PM
You there, you seem familiar, what is your name?
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:13 PM
`Why would I know!?` (edited)
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:13 PM
Iris’ baking has not slowed. She is absolutely frantic.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:13 PM
"My name is Edwin, knight from Camelot, I am searching with this crew for my horse!" (edited)
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:13 PM
`IRISS SSTOP!`
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:14 PM
(Emmett whines like a puppy profusely.)
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:14 PM
The mountain of goods now spills out into the hall.
hnnnnnnnnnn-
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:14 PM
Okay nice, you have fun with that, you're now the leader of this crew, go find your horse, but you are still under our command
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:14 PM
`SSTOP!`
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:15 PM
t!8ball does Hector spot a small plasma pistol on his way out of the ship?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:15 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, MultiTheDuck.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:15 PM
please make him put his shirt back on-
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:15 PM
t!8ball does Hector spot a small plasma pistol on his way out of the ship?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:15 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, MultiTheDuck.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:15 PM
t!8ball does Hector spot a small plasma pistol on his way out of the ship?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:15 PM
🎱 | Most likely, MultiTheDuck.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:15 PM
my heart can’t take much more of this-
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:16 PM
I'll be taking that from you, Have fun now!
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:16 PM
`Iriss, pleasse sstop.`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:17 PM
Please, make more muffins.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:17 PM
(hector walks in the kitchen)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:18 PM
I mean they're not as finely made as you, but please make more muffins.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:18 PM
dear god, why are there so many muffins?!
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:18 PM
baking intensifies
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:18 PM
*BZT*
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:18 PM
I mean I'm a man of morals.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:18 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya take Iris out of the kitchen?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:18 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Brakia.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:18 PM
`Come here.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:18 PM
I’m not used to being complimented I’m not okay-
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:18 PM
And baking is a very attractive trait.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:19 PM
`Let'ss calm you down.`
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:19 PM
And why is Emmett being shocked by his translator?
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:19 PM
Iris follows Sanya, unable to handle compliments.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:19 PM
`Alsso, Matieu,`
`WAKE UP!`
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:19 PM
(Emmett sits in the kitchen gloomily, kicking some muffins aside.)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:19 PM
t!8ball Do I wake up?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:19 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Enchantingtable2013.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:20 PM
Emmett what happened while i was gone, are you okay?
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:20 PM
`Are you alright, Iriss?`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:20 PM
t!8ball Do I wake up?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:20 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:20 PM
OH SHIT.
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:21 PM
(Emmett looks up at Hector in a way that indicates shit happened.)
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:21 PM
`Morning, prince charmer.`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:21 PM
Hector, what did I say?
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:21 PM
It makes what you said to the fridge look like a Christmas card
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:21 PM
i haven’t had a romantic interaction with a boy- ever-
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:22 PM
`Oh. I'm not really the one to talk to about that.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:22 PM
I’m not okayyyyyyyyy-
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:22 PM
(Emmett sticks his tongue out, getting shocked in the process.)
MY TRANSLAT-*BZT*.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:23 PM
okay lets take that off for now
we don't need you to get zapped anymore
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:24 PM
`I have to check on Emmett. Jusst sstay calm, alright.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:24 PM
...
t!8ball does Iris remember how the other children always avoided her because she was half-archidemon?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:26 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Jelsafan0.
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:27 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett try to pull the translator off, despite the possible harm it could cause him?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:27 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Zander.
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:27 PM
PLIERS *BZT*. (edited)
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:28 PM
Where are they, can you point to where they are?
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:28 PM
(Emmett points in the direction of the cockpit.)
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:29 PM
I'll be right back
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:29 PM
Iris’ memory is pushed to her one and only crush- who avoided her because she was a hybrid. Because she was... different.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:30 PM
`Hey Iriss, are you alright?`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:30 PM
She nods silently. Fine.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:30 PM
Okay will these work?
(Hector holds up pliers)
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:31 PM
`Alright. If you're ssure.`
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:31 PM
(Emmett nods.)
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:31 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:31 PM
Did that help?
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:32 PM
Squeah.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:32 PM
`Oh no.`
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:32 PM
That's good.
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:33 PM
(Emmett starts to rearrange some wires.)
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:33 PM
t!8ball does Hector start working on his flying drone?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:33 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, MultiTheDuck.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:33 PM
t!8ball does Hector start working on his flying drone?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:33 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:34 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya squat down and check on Emmett?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:34 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Brakia.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:35 PM
`You alright, emmett?`
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:35 PM
Squeah, Sanya.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:36 PM
`Ok.`
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:36 PM
Squim sqine.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:38 PM
t!8ball does Iris set her translator to ‘Squoatish’ so she can talk to him, grabbing a muffin on the way to sit?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:38 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Jelsafan0.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:38 PM
t!8ball Do I awake flirt with Iris now?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:39 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Enchantingtable2013.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:39 PM
Hey.
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:39 PM
"Hey Iris."
t!8ball Does Hector start to handstand?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:39 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Zander.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:39 PM
”You okay?”
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:39 PM
t!8ball Does Hector start to handstand?
t!8ball Does Hector start to handstand?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:39 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:40 PM
t!choose crab | head | normal | other |
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:40 PM
🤔 | MultiTheDuck, I pick crab!
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:41 PM
"I think so. I think I might have accidentally flirted with you due to this damned thing."
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:41 PM
Sorry don't mind me, just stretching, it's unhealthy to not stretch after a fight
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:42 PM
Iris sighs in relief. ”You really startled me there.” (edited)
Iris suddenly realizes Zander is still shirtless. Her face turns incredibly red and she turns her head quickly. ”can you put your shirt back on?” (edited)
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:43 PM
"I mean, you're pretty cute. Wouldn't mind going to the pool later."
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:44 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya get a shirt for Emmett?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:44 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia.
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:44 PM
"But not really my type, to be honest." (He shrugged.)
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:44 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya get a shirt for Emmett?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:44 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Brakia.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:44 PM
Iris considers this for a second. ”... I haven’t gone swimming in forever. Why not?” (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:45 PM
We can both get in the pool babycakes, you ever been skinny dipping?
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:46 PM
`I like the pool. I like the feel of the water.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:47 PM
...he’s joking, right?
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:47 PM
"Skinny dipping?"
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:47 PM
Iris’ face is very red.
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:47 PM
"I wouldn't mind."
Brakia 15-Sep-18 04:48 PM
`Don't worry about him, Iriss.`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:48 PM
I'm not joking. It'll be fun!
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:48 PM
Pool isn't bad, bad place for stretches though, and I'm not going to skinny dip (edited)
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:48 PM
Iris is a bit uncomfortable with this. “...................”
”Does he know I’m of drinking age?”
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:50 PM
"Just relax Iris. Let me get this thing fixed up first."
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:51 PM
”Alright.”
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:51 PM
"It's not perverted, I think."
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:52 PM
”What isn’t?”
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:52 PM
hey iris, tell Emmett I say hi!
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:52 PM
...you know he can understand you, right?
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:52 PM
Oh.
Oops.
Well, hi Emmett!
We'll get your stuff fixed soon buddy.
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:54 PM
(Emmett waves, scratching his chest a little.)
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:55 PM
t!8ball does Iris find a shirt for him?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:55 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:55 PM
t!8ball does Iris find a shirt for him?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:55 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Jelsafan0.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:55 PM
You really are missing out, there's nothing like scorpion walk stretches
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:56 PM
"What's a scorpion?"
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:56 PM
What did he say?
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:56 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett get his translator fixed?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:56 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Zander.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:56 PM
”it’s like a crab with a stinger on its tail... I think.”
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:56 PM
Ahem. Wha-what's a scorpion?
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:57 PM
t!8ball Do I talk nicely to iris whilst hector is nearby?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 04:57 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:57 PM
I honestly think that you'd enjoy it, Iris.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:58 PM
Oh nice you got it working! Scorpions are a terran bug that look a bit like how i do currently.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:58 PM
iris switches her translator.
...you think so?
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:58 PM
Yes. I tried it, it's fun.
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:58 PM
Scorpions look scary.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:59 PM
........
Zander 15-Sep-18 04:59 PM
And also, we're all adults here, aren't we?
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 04:59 PM
Some are harmless, and they actually taste pretty good
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:59 PM
Iris is still unsure.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 04:59 PM
What's the awkward pause for?
We're all friends here.
some of us more than friends
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 04:59 PM
I just... i was always taught not to show too much skin.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:00 PM
much less all of it.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:00 PM
Why? You're a demon? I don't really care.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:00 PM
What?
that... isn’t why.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:00 PM
Um, ignore that.
The point is it's okay.
TheBlade 15-Sep-18 05:01 PM
This episode is like a missing episode
we shall burn it
in a hole
coverd in concrete
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:01 PM
my Light elf culture just... taught me not to show a lot of skin.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 05:01 PM
no we need to keep it
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:01 PM
You're an adult, it's okay to have fun.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:01 PM
...I don’t know...
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:01 PM
Sanya stares at Matieu angrily
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:01 PM
The Light Elf culture can also be very strict and unfun.
Live on the wild side, or at least try it.
If you don't like living outside of the rules after then, okay.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:02 PM
`Matieu, would you care to talk?`
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 05:02 PM
While i do agree it's important to have fun, I think you're asking a bit too much from her currently
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:02 PM
`ALONE?`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:02 PM
......
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:02 PM
You're interrupting our conversation.
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:02 PM
(Emmett snickered at Sanya's emotion.)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:02 PM
I may later.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:03 PM
Sanya grabs Matieu by the collar of his shirt
`NOW?`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:03 PM
Hey! Chill!
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:03 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett toss his shirt over his shoulder and stand up?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:03 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:04 PM
Iris’ attention is caught by Emmett. ...what are you doing?
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:04 PM
Cmon, violence isn't the only answer! Give me a bit!
I just want to finish my conversation, is that too much to ask?
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:04 PM
I don't know what you guys are doing, but I'm going to the pool.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:04 PM
`I think we sshould talk. Like friendss do, right, BUDDY?`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:05 PM
Iris stands, brushing herself off. let me grab my towel and swimsuit, I’ll come with.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:05 PM
Not with that attitude.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 05:05 PM
I'm going to work on my drone, it's well out of date currently, you have fun, I may join you later
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:05 PM
You'll have to calm down first.
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:05 PM
(Emmett held his hand out for Iris.) (edited)
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 05:05 PM
(Hector retreats to his room)
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:05 PM
Iris takes it.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:06 PM
`I'll join you two later. I have to talk with Matieu.`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:06 PM
Oh hell no!
Get me the hell outa here!
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:06 PM
`Why? are you scared of me,`
`Friend?`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:06 PM
t!8ball Does the wiry Matieu slip out of Sanya's grasp and run for the hills?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:06 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:06 PM
FUCK THIS SHIT!
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:06 PM
`Bye Mat.`
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 05:07 PM
t!8ball does Sanya chase after him?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:07 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:07 PM
`I'm gonna head to the pool.`
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 05:07 PM
t!8ball does Sanya chase after him?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:07 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, MultiTheDuck.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:07 PM
FUCK OFF, LEAVE ME THE HLLAL ALONE
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:07 PM
(Emmett takes Iris to the pool area.) A perfect view under the starry sky.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:07 PM
`What's wrong Mat?`
`You scared?`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:08 PM
Yes, quite honestly!
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:08 PM
Iris smiles lightly.
It’s so pretty. (edited)
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 05:08 PM
(Hector doesn't have his comms in)
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:08 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya start emitting an aura of dread?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:08 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Brakia.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:09 PM
NAH NAH NAH FUCK YOU FUCKA YOUUUU.
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:09 PM
(Emmett dips his feet in the pool.)
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:09 PM
`Oh MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:09 PM
FUCK OFF CUNT!
SUCKA ON MY PEEPEE! (edited)
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:09 PM
Now, if it makes you uncomfortable, I won't dip nude.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:09 PM
`I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, MAT!`
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:09 PM
I respect that.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:09 PM
Iris sits on the side of the pool, allowing her feet to also dip into the pool.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:10 PM
`CAN'T WE HAVE A CHAT?`
`AS FRIENDS?`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:10 PM
NOT IN THIS STATE, CALM YOUR ASS DOWN!
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:11 PM
`WHAT'S WRONG, MAT?`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:11 PM
She sifts her feet through the water peacefully, quietly humming her father’s lullaby.
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:11 PM
(Emmett casually slips off his dress pants and puts them aside.) I'm not getting these wet though.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:11 PM
You need to calm down, that's what's wrong!
I know where you sleep!
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:11 PM
`I KNOW WHAT AVIAN TASTES LIKE!`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:12 PM
HAHAHAH EAT MY ASS YOU WON'T EAT ME!
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:12 PM
Iris nods, pulling off her dress to reveal her bathing suit. good idea.
t!8ball are Iris’ eyes glowing faintly?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:12 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Jelsafan0.
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:12 PM
(Emmett just slipped in the confines of the pool, then and there.) It's pretty warm here.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:13 PM
t!8ball Do I run to the pool in 5 seconds flat?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:13 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Enchantingtable2013.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:13 PM
Iris peers down at the pool curiously. Is it?
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:13 PM
HELP MY ASS!
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:14 PM
Iris is startled as the peace is interrupted, slipping into the deep end of the pool accidentally with a yelp.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:14 PM
`Hi you two, how are you, i'll join you two later.`
`GET BACK HERE BIRD!`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:14 PM
OH HELL NO JOIN THEM NOW MOTHERFUCKER!
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:15 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:15 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 6]
In the end, the result was: 6
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:16 PM
ack!
Iris clings to the side of the pool, coughing up water. Th-that was unexpected.
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:16 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett dive under the surface and playfully grab Iris' leg?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:16 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:16 PM
eep!
Iris yelps, before laughing, still gripping the side. She splashes him. Hey!
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:18 PM
t!roll d2
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:18 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d2 : 2]
In the end, the result was: 2
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:19 PM
Emmett bobs his head above the water and spews out some water at her.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 05:20 PM
t!8ball does Hector emerge from his room in his gas mask yelling in Martian as gas spills out after him?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:20 PM
🎱 | Yes, MultiTheDuck.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:20 PM
She laughs loudly, creating fire under the water- which doesn’t fully form, instead creating heat, making the water in his direction feel like the hot tub.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:22 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya catch Matieu?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:22 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Brakia.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:22 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya catch Matieu?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:22 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Brakia.
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:22 PM
Emmett remotely smirked at the hot tub feeling. He shrugged it off and relaxed next to her.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:23 PM
t!8ball Does Matieu dart for the pool and do a leaping jump into it, making a smack on the gelatin that can be heard for hundreds of miles?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:23 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Enchantingtable2013.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 05:23 PM
(The blue gas is visible at the door now, if it is opened everyone will shortly fall asleep)
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:23 PM
I don't really care about what's happening in there.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:23 PM
t!8ball Does Matieu dart for the pool and do a leaping jump into it, making a smack on the gelatin that can be heard for hundreds of miles?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:23 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Enchantingtable2013.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:23 PM
Iris settles down, relaxing and deciding to just enjoy herself.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:23 PM
HOLY MOTHER OF AVOS!
THAT HURTS LIKE A DAMN VESPOID!
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:24 PM
`MAAAAAAAAAAAAT!`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:24 PM
Iris jumps, breaking her concentration. The heat fades.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:24 PM
Fuck off, I can outrun you... *pant* if *pant* I *pant* want to...
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:25 PM
`That's a lie. You have to run out of energy eventually.`
`And me?`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:25 PM
So will you bitchass.
SUCK A DICKKKKKKK (edited)
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:25 PM
`I am using Him.`
`I need nothing.`
`But will.`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:25 PM
Oh fucking hell.
GUYS, THE HUNTER IS BACK
TIME TO BEAT THEIR ASS!
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:26 PM
Emmett slowly sunk into the pool, technically not tall enough to wade. It was fine though. It was impossible to drown.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:26 PM
`I am in full control.`
`I'm only here for you.`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:26 PM
How come, huh?
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:27 PM
Iris is stressed, running her fingers through her hair, worry pulling at her face.
I am incredibly weak right now!
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:27 PM
Okay, now is not the time to make more muffins, okay!
Get out of the water, Iris!
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:27 PM
`Don't worry Iris. I won't hurt you.`
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:28 PM
Emmett pulled her down, hugging her waist. The gelatin fluid was rich enough to prevent drowning.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:28 PM
Iris becomes even more stressed at Matieu’s remark, sinking further into the water with her eyes squeezed shut. (Can I not have even one moment of peace?)
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:29 PM
`I wouldn't hurt either of you.`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:29 PM
You need to go away Sanya, or else I will either kill you or outrun you for the rest of your existence.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:29 PM
Iris allows herself to sink.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 05:29 PM
t!8ball does hector start working on a way to pull all the gas back into the drone?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:29 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, MultiTheDuck.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 05:30 PM
t!8ball does hector start working on a way to pull all the gas back into the drone?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:30 PM
🎱 | Most likely, MultiTheDuck.
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:31 PM
Emmett tried to comfort her, hugging her tightly.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:32 PM
Iris hugs back, squeezing her eyes closed in an attempt to shut out the world.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:33 PM
Sanya then proceeds to seize up, as she starts screaming
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:33 PM
HEY MOTHERFUCKERS, WAKE UP! (edited)
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:34 PM
Iris clamps her hands over her ears.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:34 PM
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!
SHE'S SEIZING!
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:34 PM
`Hello.`
`It's me again.`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:34 PM
FUCK OFF YA CUNT
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:34 PM
`How are you all?`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:34 PM
FUCK OFF TWAT
SUCKA MY DICKA
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:35 PM
`Annoying as always.`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:35 PM
WHAT'D YOU EXPECT BRUV?
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:36 PM
t!8ball Does The God send out a wave of pure dread?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:36 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Brakia.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:36 PM
(Why is it always me? Why?)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:36 PM
Idgaf. I'm the most pompous little shit you'll ever see!
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:37 PM
Emmett puts his hooves on her cheeks and faces her, trying to divert her attention. (edited)
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:37 PM
She opens her eyes, tears in them.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:38 PM
`I hope you all had fun with your little adventures.`
`They were most likely your last.`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:38 PM
CAN YOU DICKHEADS GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE GELATIN!
GET YOU ASS OFF YOUR SHOULDERS OR ELSE THIS THING WILL KILL YOU!
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:39 PM
`Who's to say that you won't be the only one who dies, Matieu?`
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:39 PM
Emmett exhaled and dipped his head above the water.
Hey bipolar plant!
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:39 PM
yknow, the fact that you can suck my dick!
HAHAH TWAT
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:39 PM
Fuck off!
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:40 PM
GO FUCK YOURSELF CUNT!
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:40 PM
`Hello, Tawfeek.`
`So nice to see you.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:41 PM
Iris sinks further under the water, curling up a bit as she lays on the bottom.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:41 PM
`I always like seeing Squoatlings. It means that the Llamanians will still hunt you.`
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:41 PM
Get out of my squom's--I mean, friend's body. (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:41 PM
Don't talk to my friend like that, motherfucker!
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:41 PM
`Squom? how silly.`
`i made florans in my image`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:41 PM
I'll fucking wipe out the entire Floran race if I have to!
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:41 PM
And the Llamanians are weak pieces of shit, floran.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:42 PM
(Why does this happen? Why me?)
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:42 PM
`Florans dont feel emotions such as familial love.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:42 PM
(What did I do to deserve this?)
(I lost everything. I lost... everyone.)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:42 PM
That's a goddamn lie and you know it, TWAT!
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:43 PM
Iris’ eyes slowly open.
Her gaze drifts.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 05:43 PM
(Hector peers out to check on what's going on and sees Sanya floating and seizing)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:43 PM
HECTOR WHAT THE FUCK!
WHERE THE HELL WERE YOUR COMMS WHEN I NEEDED YOU?
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:44 PM
`You know Matieu, You are starting to annoy me a little too much.`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:44 PM
Hahah cunt.
Eat a piping hot dick and cry to your god friends.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 05:44 PM
Hector starts yelling in Martian but it's muffled by the glass
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:44 PM
(I lost Bridgette... I lost Calypso...)
(Mom.... dad.... aunt.... uncle....)
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:45 PM
Emmett climbed out of the pool.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:45 PM
The god then takes Sanya's Silversteel sword and infuses it with Dread
`I'm done with you.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:45 PM
(I’m.... alone.)
Her drifting gaze lands on Sanya.
t!8ball does Iris have an epiphany?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:46 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:46 PM
t!8ball does Iris have an epiphany?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:46 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:46 PM
Her gaze wanders to Emmett, out of the water.
She has an epiphany.
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:47 PM
Don't you dare hurt that bird.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:47 PM
t!8ball Do I climb up the gelatin and run insanely fast circles on the gelatin?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:47 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Enchantingtable2013.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:47 PM
It takes a moment, for her to finish processing- for the world to stop moving in slow motion.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:48 PM
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FAST I AM?
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:48 PM
Iris swims up in a sudden burst of speed, climbing out of the water.
(No.)
Hello.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:49 PM
`Why hello, Iris.`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:49 PM
Wow, nice conversation starter.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:49 PM
She makes her way to her dress, pulling out her dagger.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:49 PM
This is like dance dance revolution but with conversations!
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:49 PM
You know who I am.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:49 PM
starts chanting
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:49 PM
`You have quite a reputation in hell, Iris.`
`Everyone knows who you are.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:49 PM
You know who I was.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:50 PM
Was?
What?
I AM COMPLETELY TRANSPARENT TO YOU!
DID YOU LIE TO ME?
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:50 PM
`Silence.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:51 PM
You knew my father.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:51 PM
Hell naw nigga.
Fuck your shit.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:51 PM
`The best general i've known.`
`He misses you, you know.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:52 PM
And I miss him.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:52 PM
`I know.`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:52 PM
You get em, Girl!
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:52 PM
`I know that you miss your mother, too.`
`And you aunt.`
`And your cousin.` (edited)
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:52 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett just leave the scenario, considering that Dread doesn't really give a shit about him?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:52 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Zander.
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:53 PM
Fuck.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:53 PM
You’re right. I do.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:53 PM
`Well, I know a way for you to see them again.`
`all you have to do...`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:53 PM
DON'T DO IT IRIS!
DON'T LISTEN TO THAT CUNT!
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:53 PM
`is surrender to the Dread.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:54 PM
I won’t let you kill me, though.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:54 PM
DON'T YOU DO IT!
DON'T LET THAT TWAT CONTROL YOU!
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:54 PM
You know, I lost everything that day.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 05:55 PM
t!8ball does Hector get all the gas back into the canister using the drone?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:55 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, MultiTheDuck.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:55 PM
And as I watched my cousin turn back to the planet, I will never forget the feeling.
It was incredible, all-encompassing dread.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:56 PM
t!8ball Does Dread teleport Matieu and Emmett away from the battle?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 05:56 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Brakia.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 05:56 PM
`Let us settle this in peace` (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:56 PM
Well god damn.
Looks like this is a spectator sport, Emmett.
Oh and what were you doing with Iris earlier?
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:57 PM
But, you know what?
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 05:58 PM
Hector joins the other two, gas mask on and still holding his drone
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:58 PM
Iris’ dagger is covered in flame, being generated closely but not actually touching the dagger.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 05:58 PM
"What is going on out there"
Zander 15-Sep-18 05:58 PM
Emmett, feeling like an asshole for the time being, just smirked at Matieu.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:58 PM
I realized something today.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:58 PM
Yknow what, fuck you homie.
That was my bitch.
She still is!
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 05:59 PM
"Shouldn't we do something?"
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:59 PM
I may have lost everything that night.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 05:59 PM
I know where you sleep, Tawfeek.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 05:59 PM
But I am not left with nothing.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 05:59 PM
"Matieu get your head out of your pants we have to do something!"
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:00 PM
Well I was gonna and then he fucked Iris in a clothed pool!
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:00 PM
Hector, get your translator on.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:00 PM
His jizz is probably in the gelatin!
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:01 PM
I am not alone.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:01 PM
Hector walks away muttering to himself in Martian because he's disgusted
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:02 PM
Emmett just hung his arms from the balcony.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:02 PM
`Oh, but we are.`
`And you?`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:02 PM
Hey, come back hector, I'm sorry.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:02 PM
`You will forever be alone.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:02 PM
You’re wrong.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:02 PM
`You will be trapped by the ghosts of your sins`
`When this is over, you won't be alone anymore.`
`It'll be you...`
`and the only emotion you'll feel.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:03 PM
Iris takes a deep breath and extinguishes her blade.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:03 PM
Dread readies his blade
{"Dread"}
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:04 PM
(Hector walks back in the room putting his comms and translator on)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:04 PM
Okay, is it working hec?
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:04 PM
Iris readies her dagger. (edited)
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:05 PM
Okay now what happened
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:05 PM
Also, Hector, I didn't fuck Iris!
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:05 PM
I almost feel bad for you. (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:05 PM
You asshat!
why didn't you tell me that!
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:05 PM
Why would you assume that, idiot?
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:05 PM
Umm...
I don't know.
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:05 PM
The gelatin would clearly be whiter otherwise.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:05 PM
I assumed, but that doesn't matter right now, we have to help before we lose two crew members
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:06 PM
I'm just really protective of her.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:06 PM
`I would take that as a threat...`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:06 PM
It’s sad, really.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:06 PM
`But i don't care enough about your words.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:06 PM
You’ll never know this feeling.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:06 PM
Do we need to intervein? this is looking bad
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:07 PM
I haven’t lost everything.
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:07 PM
I would help, but Dread's interference with the plot is holding me here.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:07 PM
Yeah no duh.
Almost as bad as that gas incident, Hec.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:07 PM
I’ve made friends now.
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:07 PM
(Emmett rolled his eyes at his own comment.)
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:07 PM
So that means...
Iris gains a dangerous edge.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:08 PM
Atleast it was only knockout gas
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:08 PM
You’re the only thing standing between me and my happiness.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:08 PM
Next time leave your comms on.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:08 PM
Iris attacks.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:08 PM
I didnt want to be distracted while I fix my drone
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:09 PM
And Hector, i still don't have any real weapons.
Where's my Subsonic Stim? My guns?
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:10 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:10 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 5]
In the end, the result was: 5
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:10 PM
I gave you the stim gun
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:10 PM
Did you give me the ammo? is it subsonic?
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:10 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:10 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 19]
In the end, the result was: 19
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:11 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:11 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 6]
In the end, the result was: 6
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:12 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:12 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 17]
In the end, the result was: 17
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:12 PM
`Attacking me is useless.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:12 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:12 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 7]
In the end, the result was: 7
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:12 PM
I’ll do it anyways.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:13 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:13 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 7]
In the end, the result was: 7
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:13 PM
Iris heats up her dagger.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:13 PM
`Stop this, Iris.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:13 PM
t!roll d15
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:13 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d15 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:13 PM
`Give up.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:13 PM
No. I won’t.
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:14 PM
I hate being an audience member.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:14 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:14 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:14 PM
Agreed
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:14 PM
Dread is purposely making it so that I can't move.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:14 PM
t!roll d15
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:14 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d15 : 12]
In the end, the result was: 12
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:14 PM
It's retarded.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:15 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:15 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 20]
In the end, the result was: 20
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:15 PM
Do we need to step in? This battle is looking really one sided
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:15 PM
t!roll d15
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:15 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d15 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:15 PM
`Stop this.`
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:15 PM
I literally just said Dread is immobilizing me.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:16 PM
`You can't go on.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:16 PM
I won’t stop.
I won’t stop until you leave.
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:16 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett try to jump off the balcony?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:16 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Zander.
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:16 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett try to jump off the balcony?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:16 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:16 PM
I won’t stop until my friends- everything I have left- are safe.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:16 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:16 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 18]
In the end, the result was: 18
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:17 PM
Iris collapses to her knees.
She shakily raises her dagger.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:17 PM
`I'm so sorry.`
`I didn't want to do this.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:17 PM
...why?
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:18 PM
`I will leave you with one last gift.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:18 PM
...why do you have to take... everything?
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:18 PM
`Your father would be proud.` (edited)
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:18 PM
(Hector realizes he can still move his arms so he scorpion walks way)
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:18 PM
......
...thank you.
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:18 PM
Hector, get me my crossbow!
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:18 PM
`You are welcome.`
Dread raises his blade
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:19 PM
On it. I'm getting the M.O.A.D. This ends now.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:19 PM
`Send him my regards.`
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:19 PM
Iris looks to the ground, tears in her eyes.
I’m sorry... Bridgette...
i failed.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:20 PM
Hector returns with his rifle and Emmett's crossbow
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:20 PM
`Tell him... Tell him my job is nearly finished.`
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:21 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett aim his crossbow at the monster?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:21 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:21 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:21 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 4]
In the end, the result was: 4
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:21 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett aim his crossbow at the monster?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:21 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:21 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett aim his crossbow at the monster?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:21 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:21 PM
I can't do it.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:21 PM
Iris collapses to the ground, eyes closing gently. (edited)
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:21 PM
Hector stands up and takes out the chamber of his rifle
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:21 PM
It's Sanya.
Just do it for me.
She's... family.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:21 PM
`As for the rest of you...`
`I make my leave. With my vessel.`
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:22 PM
No!
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:22 PM
Hector loads the M.O.A.D and it's chamber into his rifle
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:23 PM
Dread leans down and puts Iris in a peaceful pose.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:23 PM
t!8ball Does Hector hit sanya in the neck with the M.O.A.D?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:23 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:23 PM
`-urk!`
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:23 PM
I wouldn't want to be you. (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:23 PM
Hell yeah!
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:23 PM
She looks peaceful... yet inexplicably sad.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:24 PM
SUCK A DICK!
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:24 PM
Dread crumbles to their knees
`I- uh- `
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:25 PM
You want to go?
How's pain feel, huh?
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:25 PM
I'm sorry sanya, I can't let you kill anyone
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:25 PM
a black cloud exits sanya's body
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:25 PM
Emmett finally falls off of the balcony, falling flat on the gelatin.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:25 PM
`Iris... I'm sorry...`
the body falls next to Iris
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:26 PM
Let me get out there, Hec!
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:26 PM
Iris’ hand slides off of her stomach, onto the ground (edited)
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:26 PM
I REALLY should be more careful next time.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:26 PM
Hector puts his normal chamber then crouches to the ground all 6 hands to his face
Did I mess up?
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:27 PM
no, you killed it.
That's all.
It had to be done.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:27 PM
Maybe I could have stopped it another way
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:27 PM
(From like, thirty feet below him) You're good!
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:27 PM
It was just gonna come back again.
WAIT WHERE THE FUCK IS IRIS?!
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:28 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett stand on top of the gelatin?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:28 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:28 PM
I really feel underdressed for this funeral.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:28 PM
t!8ball Do I run the fuck over to iris and start doing resuscitative procedures?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:28 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:29 PM
t!8ball Do I run the fuck over to iris and start doing resuscitative procedures?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:29 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:29 PM
God, you can't die now...
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:29 PM
What have I done....
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:29 PM
Matieu does mouth to mouth without any sexual thoughts
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:29 PM
Iris is limp, and a tad cold- though that could just be the wetness of the pool from earlier.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:29 PM
Cmon, cmon...
CPR
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:30 PM
(pull it together Hector, you might be able to save them)
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:30 PM
Emmett looked down at his boxer briefs and then to Sanya, who was limp with pestilence. He teared up.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:30 PM
t!8ball Does Iris wake up in a jolt, gasping for air?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:30 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:31 PM
t!8ball Is Iris still breathing?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:31 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:31 PM
FUCK!
HEC GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!
I THINK SHE HAS GELATIN IN HER LUNGS!
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:31 PM
(Are they still alive?)
(Come on Hector, you got this)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:32 PM
t!8ball Do I do rapid CPR, constantly checking her heartrate?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:32 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Enchantingtable2013.
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:32 PM
He walked to the side of the floran and rested his head on her chest.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:32 PM
Cmon, Cmon!
WAKE UP!
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:33 PM
(In Iris’ mind:)
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:33 PM
Hector stands up shakily and starts walking down the stairs to the pool
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:33 PM
You are not dying right now!
t!8ball Do I continue doing CPR and Mouth to Mouth?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:33 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Enchantingtable2013.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:33 PM
(She stands in her white dress, no wind blowing. She’s humming her dad’s lullaby.)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:33 PM
t!8ball Do I continue doing CPR and Mouth to Mouth?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:33 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:33 PM
Get up already!
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:34 PM
Hector arrives at the pool
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:34 PM
t!8ball Does Iris begin breathing again?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:34 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:34 PM
Oh thank god!
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:34 PM
(A voice joins in.)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:34 PM
t!8ball Do I slap her so hard that she wakes up?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:34 PM
🎱 | Yes, Enchantingtable2013.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:34 PM
Matieu, get her to the sick bay!
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:34 PM
Will do!
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:35 PM
(She whips around, and the sight she’s met with brings a giant grin to her face.)
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:35 PM
Emmett... I'm sorry... (edited)
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:35 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett weep softly, to the point of him falling asleep?
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:35 PM
using the power of War Hero, Mattias dashes at the speed of sound to the medbay with iris on his shoulders
Zander 15-Sep-18 06:35 PM
(Yes)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:35 PM
t!8ball Do I continue mouth to mouth?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:35 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Enchantingtable2013.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:35 PM
(What have I done?)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:36 PM
t!8ball Do I continue mouth to mouth?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:36 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Enchantingtable2013.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:36 PM
(Six figures stand there. “Mom? Dad? You’re- you’re all here!” She laughs out, running to them. She hugs them tightly.)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:36 PM
Cmon, wake up already!
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:36 PM
(I'm going to let him to sleep, he needs it)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:37 PM
t!8ball Do I slap Iris 10 times in attempt to wake her up?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:37 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:37 PM
t!8ball Do I slap Iris 10 times in attempt to wake her up?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:37 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Enchantingtable2013.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:37 PM
Hector runs off to the medbay
Okay I'm here now what's her status?
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:37 PM
(“Hello, my daughter,” her father speaks up warmly. She grins.
“Dad,” She enthuses, voice cracking a tad.)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:37 PM
Poor, but she's breathing now.
Thank god.
I didn't have a single sexual thought since Dread arrived.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:38 PM
Let's see if we can stabilize her
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:38 PM
I just want to protect her now.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:38 PM
(“Dad,” a thought strikes her. “W- wait. What about dread? What about my friends?”)
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:38 PM
That's good, we can talk more about it later, right now let's see if we can save her
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:39 PM
Okay.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:39 PM
t!8ball Does Hector stabilize Iris's condition through an IV?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:39 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, MultiTheDuck.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:39 PM
t!8ball Does Hector stabilize Iris's condition through an IV?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:39 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, MultiTheDuck.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:39 PM
(“All is well, Iris,” her father soothes. She relaxes a bit.)
(A thought strikes her, and she takes a few stumbling steps back. “Dread. Dread, how do you know Dread?”)
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:41 PM
("It's not important right now, my dear. What's important is that we're all together.")
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:43 PM
(Iris is skeptical. “But, Dad... He... asked me to give you a message. He asked me to tell you that his job is almost done.”)
(“I wanna know what’s going on. I deserve to know what’s going on.”)
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:44 PM
Dad shows physical discomfort on his face
("Please Iris. We're a family again. Please, just enjoy it.")
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:45 PM
(Iris’ brows furrow. “But- but-“)
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:46 PM
("Iris! Please, don't question it. Just...") (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:46 PM
t!8ball Does Matieu stare at Iris, angered by what had happened?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 06:46 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Enchantingtable2013.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:46 PM
("Just accept it.") (edited)
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:46 PM
What happened today Mat?
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:46 PM
I can't believe that such a "God" would hurt someone.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:46 PM
Where did it go wrong?
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:47 PM
(Iris takes a closer look around. “...where... where are they, Dad?”)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:47 PM
I hate Florans.
I hate them all.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:47 PM
Calm down, it wasn't her fault
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:47 PM
They almost killed me, they almost killed the ones I love.
They're just vessels of evil.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:48 PM
She couldn't control the possession or what happened after
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:48 PM
("It's because...")
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:48 PM
She had "full control"
Supposedly.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:48 PM
("It's because We're different.")
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:49 PM
Then she let go of that little control.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:49 PM
(“...what?”)
(A cloud of smoke wafts into the room.)
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:49 PM
(`We need to talk, General.`)
("Now?")
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:50 PM
(“...dad?”)
(“...you’re working with him?”)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:50 PM
Hector, I have a burning rage for their people.
It's not necessarily their fault, but I hate them for it.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:51 PM
(Iris takes a few steps back.)
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:51 PM
("i have to go now darling. I will be back later.")
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:51 PM
You will get over it Matieu, most are great people, do you not remember our trip to their planet?
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:51 PM
(Iris turns and runs into the blackness.)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:51 PM
I can't remember with this cloudy vision.
All I know of them is what just happened.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:52 PM
("IRIS!")
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:52 PM
And it fills me with hatred.
Brakia 15-Sep-18 06:52 PM
("IRIS, COME BACK!")
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:52 PM
(She’s falling... falling... her eyes snap open. Her mother is in front of her. “Mom?”)
(Her mother smiles kindly. “I love you, Iris. But it’s time to wake up now.”)
(“Wait, Mom-!”)
Iris awakens with a start.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:53 PM
Is she awake, Hector?
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:54 PM
...what... what happened?
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 06:54 PM
Too much.
Way too much.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:58 PM
She's awake? (edited)
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 06:59 PM
...Sanya. Where’s Sanya? Is she okay?
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 06:59 PM
She...
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 07:00 PM
Don't worry about her, she's happier now, just try and get some rest for now, you almost died.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 07:03 PM
I-I need to see her, I have to tell her something.
Iris tries to stand, but her legs give out, and she collapses to the floor. (edited)
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 07:06 PM
No relax, you can't wake up Emmett. He needs the escape currently. And you need rest. just stay there, I can write it down for you so you can remember if you want.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:06 PM
You can't go Iris.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 07:06 PM
But- I-
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:06 PM
And we have to dispose of the body soon.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 07:06 PM
Th-
The... body?
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:06 PM
Don't think about it.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 07:06 PM
Relax, you'll knock your tubes out and that could kill you
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:06 PM
The good thing is that you're alive.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 07:07 PM
Matieu! Be quiet!
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:07 PM
*under his breath* And I will never, ever, let something like this happen again.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 07:07 PM
Iris, with great effort, struggles to her feet.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:07 PM
Sit down!
You'll hurt yourself!
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 07:07 PM
She appears to be glowing, like an ember.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 07:07 PM
No iris you need to stay where you are, at the very least let me take your tubes out properly
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:07 PM
Oh no...
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 07:07 PM
her eyes, too, glow.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:08 PM
Iris, sit down and calm yourself.
It's too early to assess the situation...
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 07:08 PM
Matieu we may need to put her to sleep (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:08 PM
Matieu stares at his Subsonic Stim
He loads it with Torpor darts
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 07:09 PM
t!8ball does Iris pull out her tubes?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 07:09 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Jelsafan0.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:10 PM
t!8ball Does Matieu firehis shot and hitting her in the neck?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 07:10 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:10 PM
Please.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 07:10 PM
She breaks into a wobbly run, stumbling every few seconds, dashing through the halls.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:10 PM
Please, Iris, don't.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 07:10 PM
S-Sanya! (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:10 PM
You're not alright!
Please, get back here!
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 07:11 PM
Hector tries to fix the tubes
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 07:11 PM
She makes it onto the pool deck and spots her friend, dead.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:11 PM
You do that, Hec, I'll get her.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 07:12 PM
tears begin to pull their way out of her eyes, evaporating quickly.
She falls to her knees, hands slamming onto the concrete.
Her hands and knees are scraped up.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:13 PM
God bless it...
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 07:13 PM
Dread’s words play on repeat in her mind, again and again.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:14 PM
Matieu runs over to Iris, anticipating she will fall asleep soon. (edited)
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 07:14 PM
(“you will forever be alone.”) (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:15 PM
Please Iris, don't look any longer.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 07:15 PM
The Heat emanating from her dies down.
it saps away even her body heat.
her eyes flutter closed, as she passes out.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:16 PM
t!8ball Do I grab Iris over my shoulder, and run her back to the medbay?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 07:16 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:16 PM
t!8ball Do I grab Iris over my shoulder, and run her back to the medbay?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 07:16 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:16 PM
t!8ball Do I grab Iris over my shoulder, and run her back to the medbay?
t!8ball Do I grab Iris over my shoulder, and run her back to the medbay?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 07:16 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:16 PM
t!8ball Do I grab Iris over my shoulder, and run her back to the medbay?
t!8ball Do I grab Iris over my shoulder, and run her back to the medbay?
Tatsumaki 15-Sep-18 07:16 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 15-Sep-18 07:17 PM
What have I done.
What have WE done.
Zander 15-Sep-18 07:18 PM
Todd comes in and grabs Sanya's blade, switching it to a dildo.
WatchfulDrake 15-Sep-18 07:22 PM
I don't know, but we need to try and fix this.
Jelsafan0 15-Sep-18 08:52 PM
The best part of today’s episode?
there’s still a massive pile of muffins just sitting in the kitchen.
Bagelwrecker 16-Sep-18 02:39 PM
@Jelsafan0
Get on
or seth fucks your character
Everyone is on the ship currently asleep
Brakia 16-Sep-18 03:36 PM
What's happening?
Zander 16-Sep-18 03:37 PM
Nothing.
Brakia 16-Sep-18 03:38 PM
Oh
Jelsafan0 16-Sep-18 04:12 PM
What
Brakia 16-Sep-18 04:21 PM
Ff didnt happen today
Zander 16-Sep-18 04:23 PM
I want to do something ff related
WatchfulDrake 16-Sep-18 04:25 PM
like what?
Zander 16-Sep-18 04:29 PM
Just something man.
Not to be selfish, but something to lift my spirits
TheBlade 16-Sep-18 04:30 PM
tooth and tail?
eh?
eh?
Zander 16-Sep-18 04:30 PM
Not
FF
Related
WatchfulDrake 16-Sep-18 04:30 PM
no i get it
TheBlade 16-Sep-18 04:30 PM
But it lifts spirits yes?
FUCK ME IN THE ASS
My game doesnt work
it still has that glitch
Zander 16-Sep-18 04:31 PM
Civilized is best faction (edited)
TheBlade 16-Sep-18 04:31 PM
Blue coats
Honestly
they have backbone, but not to strict, and have somewhat sane minds
Zander 16-Sep-18 04:32 PM
Bluecoats are idiots.
TheBlade 16-Sep-18 04:32 PM
Civilized are fucking insane theocracy people
Zander 16-Sep-18 04:32 PM
Civilized kept the world going fine.
TheBlade 16-Sep-18 04:32 PM
with starvation?
and war?
Zander 16-Sep-18 04:32 PM
They fed an overwhelming population and regulated rules.
The war was all because of a kid being eaten.
TheBlade 16-Sep-18 04:32 PM
the civilian population was starving
Zander 16-Sep-18 04:32 PM
No way
The civilians were overpopulating.
The Civilized fed as many as they could through lottery and religious sacrifice for the greater good.
TheBlade 16-Sep-18 04:34 PM
The Civilized killed who they wanted with no say of anyone else, thus the child being eaten.
Zander 16-Sep-18 04:34 PM
They gave the warning in advance, and it was random chance.
They aren't monsters.
Some pompous and ignorant aristocrat who refuses to eat anything but flipping meat comes in and says "oh, not my son"
Rebellion all due to a selfish mind.
TheBlade 16-Sep-18 04:37 PM
I don't think anyone in the game eats non-meat
their crops are turned into meat right?
Zander 16-Sep-18 04:37 PM
The Civillians do.
The pigs do.
The pigs are eaten.
TheBlade 16-Sep-18 04:37 PM
pigs eat anything
Zander 16-Sep-18 04:38 PM
The Aristocrats would rather die than eat anything but meat.
TheBlade 16-Sep-18 04:39 PM
I never seen anything in the game that says no other faction things different
Zander 16-Sep-18 04:39 PM
You didn't read shit then in the storyline.
TheBlade 16-Sep-18 04:39 PM
i know the Aristocrats were SUPER Pro-meat
but didn't see anything that said that the other factions DIDN'T eat meat
Zander 16-Sep-18 04:40 PM
The Civillians, while they prefer meat, did eat non-meat for survival.
It's literally in Hopper's part of the story.
The Military is supplied by the government, and so are the Civilized.
TheBlade 16-Sep-18 04:41 PM
I will say, i have not compleated the storyline
i am at the end of the military portion
Zander 16-Sep-18 04:41 PM
I've gotten to the middle of The Civilized in the storyline.
TheBlade 16-Sep-18 05:11 PM
The War For Meat is impossible
its fucking insane
3 VS 1
really? (edited)
Zander 16-Sep-18 05:20 PM
No
It's a Free For All, but in the story, it ends up being a 3v1. Them The Civilized tears them apart one by one. (edited)
TheBlade 16-Sep-18 05:21 PM
the computer literaly just targets the player
and rarely targets others
Zander 16-Sep-18 05:25 PM
Oh
That one
Yeah, don't go for the star on that map
Zander 17-Sep-18 05:31 PM
"Look...Remember when a group of scholars were sent off to Yamax before the war?" Emmett, still bound, nodded.
"Yeah. They were foreign exchange students with the Llamanians."
"Precisely. I was one of those scholars. When the war started, they immediately locked us up, with little rations for the ten of us. We still studied with the other Llamanians, but we were tested much more cruelly." Emmett was getting uncomfortable due to his wrists being tied. As she spoke, he began to try and slip out of the rope.
"Low grades meant torture. We were whipped, branded, and starved for low grades. It was terrible. People started dropping like flies. In three weeks, we fell from ten to eight. Eight to five; five to three. In the end, only I prevailed. Instead of refusing to answer loyalty questions on tests like the others, I got them correct. I was shunned. Exiled from our little group from Vortox." Emmett finally had his wrists undone, but out of sincerity, he still listened on.
"From then on, I was put into less academic education over time. For a three GUY period, I was put through rigorous combat training by the Llamanians, to the point of life or death. They tried to kill me at almost every moment they could get. Only at night could I had a resting phase. As time progressed however, my perseverance began to show. Their tactics were less and less creative, and I always expected the worst. I came to be respected. Feared for my survivability. 'Above the lowlife qualities the others protrayed', as the Captain stated."
"I see. You were practically forced into servitude."
"Or I would have perished, yes." Emmett frowned at her last comment.
"I'm unsure. We need to get you out of here though. I'm not seeing one of my kin die on my watch. Wait a moment." Josephine looked up him.
"You could have escaped that whole time, couldn't you?" Emmett swallowed a little.
"Yeah, I could."
"Why didn't you? If you weren't a Squoatling I totally would have ended you." Emmett paused for a long moment, looking for the words to say.
"It's okay if you don't want to answer. We just must like an hour ago--"
"I felt hopeless then. That was, until I met you." The woman furrowed her brow in confusion.
"Wait, huh?"
"Squoat amour, Fina. Furgaz squaleiz." (In this context, this pretty much meant, "Squoat gives his kindness to you, Josephine. I love you for who you are." He didn't mean love in the romantic sense, obviously.) Emmett stood up and smiled coyly; he stretched casually. On the other hand, Josephine covered her face. She was blushing from his statement. It felt like a millennia ago that she would have heard such heartfelt and cherishing words.
"Are you okay?"
"I don't know how to feel."
"What do you mean?"
"Just, everything."
"What's taking her so long? She's just changing clothes," Emmett mumbled to himself. He went up next to the door and knocked on it.
"Just a second!" She sounded like she was stressed from her speech. Rather than to provoke anything, The Kid backtracked and whistled a soft turn to himself. Soon, the female Squoatling was out.
"Here. Sorry I took so long."
"You're fine." Josephine was in a skin-tight Llamanian suit fitted for a Squoatling. It was general wear for those aboard the ship. She was visibly frowning, pulling at her collar.
"What's wrong? Need to talk?" Emmett was more concerned about her state over the suggestive qualities of her suit. Still, his eyes wandered here and there.
"Just...Nothing. The sooner we get you out, the sooner I'll feel better." She tossed him her suit, which was surprisingly lighter than what he thought. The Kid took off his shell with little ease in front of her.
"Need any help?"
"I got it." He then slipped right into her armor and fitted the helmet on.
"Sheesh, this stinks," Emmett grumbled.
"Yeah, I know. The Llamas stink too...I mean by odor, that is." Tawfeek tilted his head at this comment.
"Just get on out of here. I'll meet you at the end."
"Oh, Seth." It must have been a day since he was launched from the ship. A day since he was a pilot. A day since he even ate. Although he wished to be back at home, Seth's temper tantrum did bring him to the girl of his dreams. (That wasn't saying much though. He just wanted any female Squoatling.) Emmett stopped for a moment and leaned on a wall.
"Y'know, this place isn't so bad."
"I'd hope you would think so." A tall Llamanian with shades and battle armor appeared in front of him.
"Hey babe. I've been looking for you everywhere." It seemed that her helmet had a voice modulator in it! Or at least Josephine planned ahead and snuck it on there while in the restroom.
"Oh. Hey."
"I was just going to chill at the Brozone for a bit. Want to swing by at around five for some..." The Llamanian started to air thrust his pelvis. Emmett wanted to puke. He just showed him a thumbs up and stood away from the wall.
"Grreat. See you then, Tiger." Emmett then learned that he really needed to get going.
"He's a cute guy, but I'm unsure of his deal." Squosafina spoke this aloud unintentionally as she passed by an open-door cafe. She was looked at as if she were crazy. This further proved her Squoatanity. She wasn't even allowed to speak to herself without getting weird looks from the Llamas.
"Hey, Josephine!" Her drill sergeant bumped into her from behind.
"Oh, hey--"
"Where's your armor? You know it's mandatory to wear it around the ship!"
"I, um--"
"You're going to be late for a meeting at this rate! Get the fuck ready or I'm reporting your tardiness to General Guak." Shit! She knew she had forgotten something. Josephine really needed to get to the escape pods now. She could not face another strike on her record!
"I'm so glad you made it here safely." She hugged him tightly. Emmett did not think she would react like this, feeling a little awkward. Before he could hug back, Josephine realized what she was doing and tried to rid of the tenderness of the moment.
"I'm holding you like this to pull off my armor, by the way." Emmett sighed of relief, taking off the helmet and slipping out of her breastplate, gloves, and greaves.
"It was really hot in there. How do you do it?"
"There's an air conditioner in here, you know." She pressed a little button causing a soft fan to spin. Emmett now felt stupid.
"That's unimportant though, we need to see if the coast is clear." Josephine put on her helmet and peered around the corner.
"Shit."
"What?"
"I forgot there's a security card reader in place."
"What would happen if we ran through it?"
"The alarms would go off." She was not wrong either. The Llamanians were very strict with access procedures on the mothership.
"What would happen if you got caught?" Josephine lowered her head, signifying guilt.
"I think this is my second to last strike. They would probably take away my grass privileges for a week, too." Emmett mentally gasped in horror.
"That's terrible!"
"Well, how are we going to get you out of here?" Emmett looked over to his partner with sincerity.
"Jump the alarm with me."
"What?" She was surprised.
"Come and escape with me. You'll be free. And safe..."
"I can't, I don't think--"
"And not alone."
(edited)
"Do you want me to come?"
"It would make me the happiest Squoatling in existence, Squosafina." She took off her helmet and looked him directly in his yellow, horizontal eyes.
"Furgaz squaleiz, Fet." Emmett finally hugged back, resting his ear on her shoulder. She acknowledged the tender feeling and replicated it, tearing up a little in the process.
"Intruder!" Emmett looked over Josephine's shoulder, seeing three armed guards. Suddenly, Josephine stood up.
"Sorry for this, Squemfet." She suddenly picked Emmett up and charged through the card reader, starting the alarm through the mothership.
"INTRUDER ALERT IN THE ESCAPE REGION! ALL SECURITY PERSONAL REPORT TO THE ESCAPE REGION!" The three charged their arms up, with the leader hesitant to shoot. He saw her grow into who he believed she was: a bloodthirsty and cold-hearted killer.
"Don't do this, Josie, you know I don't want to hurt you." Right as Emmett heard this voice, his face was knocked straight into the glass of a pod. He was out due to Josephine. Again.
"I'm sorry, Regimald. I'm not a Llama. I never was! And I never will be!" Right as she pressed the "OPEN" button on the pod, Regimald shot his dart, in her arm. He was giving his only semblance of a daughter a chance to leave with the intruder.
(edited)
"What the fuck, private!" Josephine was downed, her groans negated by the severity of the alarm. She then was put to sleep from the concentration of the dart.
"Rules are rules, Regimald." Right as the escape pod left, a gun fight brewed on the Llamanian mothership.
@Final Frontier Here. It's a bit longer than the others, I believe. It doesn't even finish the sorry yet. Fourth part will be a short resolution back to the ship.
WatchfulDrake 17-Sep-18 05:47 PM
wow
Treydel (Retribution) 17-Sep-18 05:47 PM
whoa
Jelsafan0 17-Sep-18 06:05 PM
Just read that
It’s so goooooood
TheBlade 17-Sep-18 07:04 PM
noice
Zander 17-Sep-18 07:45 PM
Pinned a message.
Pinned a message.
Pinned a message.
@Santa is Dead
Treydel (Retribution) 17-Sep-18 08:11 PM
Zander 18-Sep-18 07:02 PM
Currently editing Emmett's sprite to be higher quality.
Eugh
Can anyone notice the difference?
Jelsafan0 18-Sep-18 07:15 PM
Yes
There are several
Deyner 18-Sep-18 07:15 PM
some
Jelsafan0 18-Sep-18 07:17 PM
The bottom has smaller eyes, unclean lines, one of the mouth lines is bent a different way, not to mention it’s flipped horizontally
1
WatchfulDrake 18-Sep-18 07:17 PM
the bottom doesn't have floating white parts
Deyner 18-Sep-18 07:17 PM
Zander 18-Sep-18 07:20 PM
@WatchfulDrake You angry me
@WatchfulDrake
Happy
WatchfulDrake 18-Sep-18 07:23 PM
👍
Zander 18-Sep-18 07:23 PM
And @Jelsafan0 You forgot a big one
The tuft is minutely different
Jelsafan0 18-Sep-18 07:24 PM
I included that in smoother lines
Zander 18-Sep-18 07:24 PM
Dang
You found all me Lucky Charms
Jelsafan0 18-Sep-18 07:24 PM
I got it ^-^
Zander 19-Sep-18 04:21 PM
"Ah, shit." Emmett woke up with his mouth foaming with blood. Apparently the impact with the glass was too much for his fragile stature to handle. The Kid spit up a tooth, with appeared to be the cause of his bleeding.
"At least it was only a tooth." He put his hands up to his lower jaw and checked for any damage, adjusting it as he needed. Luckily, Squoatling teeth were regenerative. He picked his dislodged tooth and inspected it out of curiosity.
"I guess no meat for me for a while." It was one of his few canines.
"Ugh." He pulled himself up and noticed a hole in his partner's armor.
"Josephine...?" The Kid gently shook her before realizing she was out cold. Awkwardly, he pulled off the legs of her armor. In her right thigh was a wound half a centimeter in diameter; a huge bullet was in her leg.
"Damn, what happened here?" He looked around for any cutting tools, aside from her sword. (Emmett did not want to hurt her any further.) He stuck his ear to her chest to ensure she was still breathing well. As he did this, the Squoatling took our his satchel, hoping to find something. Unfortunately, the satchel was not the cure-all as he previously had thought; the only helpful thing he found was his Squoat doll.
"I think I might need to get my hooves dirty..."
"Oh man, that's in deep." Emmett put his head up to the hole to see it better. The bullet must have been embedded at least a centimeter in her thigh. He inhaled before trying to take out the ammunition. Emmett was disgusted. He did not like this one bit. Inside, he was hurting; he felt the pain he could have been causing. After a few minutes of digging within her, he jumped.
"What the fuck, Squemfet!" Josephine bolted up, causing Emmett to fall back.
"Don't- Don't touch that... Shit." She stared at her thigh, panting.
"I was just trying to help!" Emmett was ignorant, blind to the fact that he could have potentially killed her through blood loss.
"Squemfet, don't take out bullets unless you're a doctor." She bit her lip out of agony.
"Oh..."
"Just get me something to cover it up with, will you?" He was shaking, feeling guilty from his actions.
"I'm sorry. I didn't think--" Josephine furrowed her brow.
"I know, I know! Just get me something. Please!" The Kid quickly tossed her his Squoat doll without second thought.
"Is this your Worship Do--"
"Yeah, it is. It's a little embarrassing, I know."
"I think it's cute...!" The end of her comment was met with the stinging pressure of his plush doll. Emmett kept his hands to himself, figuring that he had done enough already.
"Your doll is very personalized, you know that? Makes me a little upset to bleed on it." Josephine chuckled softly to herself.
"I was born into a rich family on Vortox," Emmett responded.
"Aristocracy? Oooh. Very nice. Always thought I would make it with a rich man." Josephine was clearly joking to lighten up the mood. She smiled over to her partner to show him that it was going to be alright.
"Always thought I would find myself a strong woman," Emmett played along.
"I'm so glad I met you." Josephine had Emmett's Squoat doll tied to her thigh with a cloth from his shirt.
"And I you, Squosa."
"Did you just give me a nickname?"
"Oh, I'm sorry."
"Squem, you don't have or be sorry about everything, you dork." She coyly smirked at him. Emmett folded his hands together and put them in his lap.
"Sorry for being so uptight. I'm just...nervous." It was hard for her to keep in her laughs.
"What? Want to be more than friends or something?" She said this in a jokingly manner, but Josephine was solemn with her question.
"Exactly." Josephine softly sighed and stared up at the blankness of the roof. She had just met him possibly less than a day ago; it was impossible to accurately tell the time after they were knocked out.
"We're the only two left, huh?" She tilted her head towards him, resting her cheek on one of his floppy ears. Emmett slowly nodded.
"Squem." She rolled towards him and grinned. "I don't think I have much of a choice then, do I? Not that I mind the thought." Emmett sunk into his collar, smiling softly to her gorgeous blue eyes.
"Don't push it, cutie. I still need to get to know you."

Emmett woke up from his computer desk. He had accidentally fallen asleep while searching for jobs on the Hypernet. He looked around his apartment environment, finding a rather lived-in bed, a mass of paper balls surrounding his trashcan, and two dressers. Emmett scratched his beard, having not shaved recently. Outside their room was a small hallway which led to their bathroom and general room. The Kid strode out of his seat into said room, pulled away some curtains and looked out of the tinted window. For miles, all he could see was buildings and roads, each filled to the brim with traffic. He felt exhausted. The neverending rain tended to cause that on a man who had just lost his occupation. The two Squoatlings resided in one of the tallest complexes on the planet, on the floor second to the penthouse. This was one of the benefits of Josephine's work reputation.
"Oh, how would she react?" Emmett muttered this to himself as he took out a mug and poured some of his Squodka in it; he was stressed. Soon after this, he laundered back to his room, searching endlessly for a suitable replacement.
"Why, you're home early."
"Yeah..."
"Why's that?" The purple Squoatling took a seat in the kitchen, laying her stuff down and positioning her legs around opposing side of the chair.
"I got laid off from Vegetation Co. Apparently economy's dwindling and they can't afford me to continue working."
"What? But that's where we get our grass supply."
"I know." Thinking about the topic of grass, he took out a bundle of the green stuff and split it for the two of them to share.
"You need to get your butt up there and demand your job back."
"It's not that easy, Squosa--"
"Squem, we need the stuff. Remember the last time we ran out?" Emmett shivered. Although he had no collection of his own strength, he believed she was more monstrous than him on The Crave. A severe kick to the groin taught him to keep her filled on the plant.
"I'll go tomorrow, love."
"Furgaz gall."
"Furgaz galle." (Roughly translates to "I love you too.) Josephine rose up from her seat and licked her partner on the cheek.
"I don't know what I'd do if I lost you again."
"I promise that won't happen again. I'll find a way. Even if the veggie factory fails." The Kid reassuringly put an arm around her, sighing softly.
"You've talked a lot in the last week," Josephine mused.
"Hey!"
"But yeah. That Seth dude?"
"My old caretaker from a GUY ago. He's finally contacted me." Emmett cut a hole in the pack and poured its contents into the skillet.
"That's nice. What did he say?"
"Well, he typed in Elfish, somehow. I translated that and it was a long message about how he wants me back." She raised an eyebrow.
"What does that mean?"
"He wants us on his ship."
"You mean you, right?"
"No, I talked to him about you and I. Apparently they brought in another Squoatling while I was gone."
"Really?"
"Yeah. All Seth told me of him was his romantic affliction with plants."
"Strange." Josephine got up and walked over to him.
"Squem, I don't think we should leave. I mean, we have a great living quarters here on Daerthlorn. I have a great job in the battle dome."
"Surprised you weren't covered in blood when you came home." She tilted her head a little.
"But look, Squosa. On this ship, we're above the law. We're able to legally hunt people down and plunder for treasure." Emmett took the skillet off of the burner and started putting some veggies on Josephine's plate.
"Isn't that dangerous? I mean, if we were to, say, be killed, our actions could cause our culture to vanish."
"We're safer in space than here. Remember, I'm always looking out for us." She rolled her eyes and jabbed a fork into a potato-like veggie.
"I hope you know what you're doing then, 'man of the house'." After she said this, Emmett took his fork, having impaled a ketchup-covered, carrot-like veggie, and smeared it on her arm playfully.
"Squem!"
"You ready, squaby?" Josephine poked her head into the now-empty apartment cell.
"Damn, you cleaned up quickly."
"Yeah, I'm ready. Did you talk to the manager?"
"He's already selling our room as we speak!" Wow. What a time for the economy to boom. Emmett held out his free hoof for her.
"Well?" She grabbed his hand and held it tightly. Josephine was anxious. She couldn't wait to see what was out there waiting for them.
"Let's go." The two Squoatlings left the apartment in lieu towards the elevator. The outside represented hope for them. A new beginning. An escape from the sickening lifestyle of corporation and into the free and fertile regions of space.
WatchfulDrake 19-Sep-18 06:00 PM
500 years in the future, the world has reset itself back to caveman days, while rummaging through the ruins of a building, the cavemen find a hard copy of final frontier. as time goes by it's passed down generation to generation until someone finally finds a way to read it, the cavemen are amazed by the accomplishments of the people of their past and all the planet's they traveled to, all the strange creatures they meet. the cavemen from that day forward work on returning humans to their former glory, it becomes a driving force that unifies all of humanity, they work hard for many generations, progressing at a rate much faster than humans ever had before. after 200 years they have achieved space travel. A select crew is sent to go find everything mentioned in the book. Only when they get out there they learn everything humanity had worked for for the past generations was a lie. the crews moral crashes with the weight of their discovery.
the crew decides to spare the rest of humanity from this discovery and never return. after earth learns the ship has gone missing they assume it has been destroyed, they get a stronger, battle ready ship and prepare to launch, when political turmoil over where to go and should we go starts up delaying the launch for generations. eventually the ship launches after repairs and upgrades to it are made. The ship only finds one sign of intelligent life, the first ship humans sent out. they find the crew dead and take their logs home with them. when they return to earth and announce their findings and read the logs of the previous ship humanity is sent into global dispare. Factions start forming around what they think humanity should do next. The factions start warring with each other and eventually destroy civilization over their war. the surviving faction leaves earth and takes to space, traveling to a different planet. but not everyone was on that ship, primitive humans started emerging from the rubble several years later
Zander 19-Sep-18 06:00 PM
Pinned a message.
WatchfulDrake 19-Sep-18 06:00 PM
to be finished eventually
Zander 19-Sep-18 06:00 PM
Let me do something since I'm giving myself a break before doing APCALC work
WatchfulDrake 19-Sep-18 06:02 PM
alright
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:23 PM
@Deyner The + 1 damage is being counted off as that's how damage is already calculated
Deyner 19-Sep-18 09:23 PM
oh ok
sorry
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:23 PM
Don't be
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 09:28 PM
@Zander If we use GUYS for years, are the basic units still seconds, minutes, hours, and days?
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:28 PM
Just to make it easier, yes
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 09:28 PM
OK
Also how much damage is considered a lot of damage for the weapon thing?
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:32 PM
Think about this
Average health for a character is 100
Deyner 19-Sep-18 09:32 PM
i duel wield and each sword does 14 is that ok?
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:33 PM
With a d100 damage weapon, you have a chance to roll a 100 (edited)
And yes, Michael, I changed your damage to 2d14.
Deyner 19-Sep-18 09:33 PM
ok thx 😄
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:33 PM
A 1% chance to insta-kill.
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 09:34 PM
Ok, and if we do another weapon, we use another form correct?
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:34 PM
Yes
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 09:34 PM
ok
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:34 PM
Here's a better guideline: don't make something more than d50 unless you can explain yourself.
It's okay to have a d100 weapon, but you better be waiting like three turns to shoot that damn thing. (edited)
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 09:35 PM
That's fine, I'd plan to make the hammer like d30-d40, still haven't decided
Deyner 19-Sep-18 09:35 PM
is 2d14 underpowered?
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:35 PM
Up to 28 + A&P per turn
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 09:36 PM
Should weight have to do with how often you can attack?
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:36 PM
Yes
A hammer could probably be every other turn
Deyner 19-Sep-18 09:36 PM
so at maximum i can 41 dmg in?
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:36 PM
I guess
Deyner 19-Sep-18 09:36 PM
what about my duel wielding would i have to wait a turn before i can attack and then can i block?
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:39 PM
If you have two small swords, likely you can wait no turns to attack (edited)
Deyner 19-Sep-18 09:39 PM
there suppose to be the size of machetes
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:39 PM
Those are small
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 09:40 PM
It took like 30 minutes, but I finally found a name for Danny's lost sister
Adea
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:40 PM
Do they have last names
ALSO
Take into account the character's personality
For example, my character doesn't want anything to do with fighting.
He has a d100 Plasma crossbow, but only uses it in times of dire need.
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 09:42 PM
Danny's doing basically everything to find his sister, once he acheives that even he doesn't know what he'll do
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:42 PM
Maybe he'll give her a last name
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 09:42 PM
Oh they'll have last names
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:42 PM
Maybe he'll corrupt her into a bounty hunter with the rest of them
Maybe he'll consume her Kirby style to get double Kirby strength
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 09:44 PM
Danny knows of his sister as a child, so when she went missing during the invasion, that's when Danny basically became a solo bounty hunter for a while working in a few teams and such. That's where most of the stories will come from.
He won't find her before she finds the crew, but I may do a story later about after he joins them
I need to copy and paste all this stuff down somewhere
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:45 PM
Will he find her in FF2?
Or in story?
Emmett halfway completes his Ultimate Goal via story
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 09:46 PM
Probably not in FF2, but after a while she'll be in a story
It won't be for a very long time though irl.
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:47 PM
I see
Mica 19-Sep-18 09:57 PM
So did this FF end
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:58 PM
?
WatchfulDrake 19-Sep-18 09:58 PM
not that im aware of
Zander 19-Sep-18 09:58 PM
Are you talking about the 2, Mica?
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:00 PM
@Mica boop
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:01 PM
This is what I've gotten so far @Zander “Danny! Danny, wake up!”
I slowly opened my eyes to see bright ocean-blue eyes looking down on me from a perpendicular view.
“Adea, before I open my eyes, how much time is it before sunrise?”, I groan.
“Umm, three hours before sunrise,” Adea mumbles.
“Wake me back one hour before please,” I request.
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Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:02 PM
wait is that ur prelude?
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:02 PM
Ooh
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:03 PM
You should get an Emmy for this
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:03 PM
but otherwise i like what you have so far
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:04 PM
I keep switching between the chat, the weapon form, and the story, I can't focus on one of them
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:04 PM
hey can i share what i have
?
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:04 PM
Tab out of the weapon form
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:05 PM
I should just finish it at this point, the description is what was halting me
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:05 PM
Then do it
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:05 PM
There
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:06 PM
do i just share my story on this channel or do i got somewhere else like #spam ?
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:06 PM
Here's fine
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:07 PM
Now Im gonna give a little warning here
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:07 PM
Zander just typed most of his in here to share
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:07 PM
this might be classified as edgy and is definitely dark this was done on purpose so i can show character growth throughout the episodes
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:07 PM
No one can really criticize, people write their own stuff in their own ways
Trust me I've seen dark and edgy, very little can compare
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:08 PM
Well I guess if you could say all the fucked up stuff started when my parents died. I was sent into the foster system and probably should’ve stayed there because no one would want me because of what I am. I’m a half-breed technically speaking my existence shouldn’t happen
because of the conflicting natures and races of the Snow Elves and the Dark Elves. You see the Dark Elves are believed to be born from fire while the Snow Elves… well that’s self explanatory and because of this one race is always trying to destroy the other and so on. When I met my foster family they seemed so nice, I mean they took in a half-breed like me. But the moment I got home Jacob.. No not Jacob, Him. Monsters like that don’t deserve a name pinned me against the wall and said “Here’s what gonna happen you little Knife-Ear (A insult to the Dark Elves because they’re considered not Elves.) your gonna do what I when I say or else you get a lashing you hear. “Y...yes” I said, LASH I did nothing but tremble in pain and scream. “When I address you, you answer with a Sir do you fucking understand.” “Yyy..yes S..sir.” I say between whimpers of fear. “Now get to work” he said before he threw me to the ground and gave me a rag and some water. That’s how my life was for the next 3 years until I found something wonderful. I had been walking home in my long sleeve shirt, in case you’re wondering I wear it to hide the cuts from… nevermind. But I was walking home from school thinking about the project where we have to build a pseudo-weapon when I ran into this girl that looked familiar and we tumbled down the hill into the forest.
She had white hair, freckles, icy blue eyes, and was about my age the weird part was she was dressed in some of the finest silk I’ve ever seen yet she’s walking down a commoner’s pathway? “Sorry!” she said. I try to quickly say “I..it’s fine, it was my fault.”. “So what’s with the fancy gowns?” I try to say to be casual. That when she says “Oh my mother makes me wear them but my name is Theyla! What’s yours?” she’s says with here hand outstretched and a smile on her face in return. I say “Mine’s Deyner” I then shake her hand but she’s just gazing into my eyes and looking as if she’s getting up the nerve to say something and then finally says “What’s with your eyes they look like a…” She never finishes as I complete her sentence and say “a Dark Elf’s… They look like that because I’m half dark elf, I wait for her to freak out and run away but she justs grins and says “That’s so cool!”. I’m startled that she thinks that being half Dark-Elf is cool most people call me a freak or a mistake, I look around for my stuff having forgotten it that it fell when I realized that we’re in the forest. “We should probably get out of here.” I say in which she nods in return. When I stretch my foot I notice I hit something metallic and hard on the floor. “What was that?” I say. Before I could investigate any more I was interrupted by a some yelling “Theyla! Theyla! Where are you!?” That’s when the girl named Theyla said “Sorry I must leave, See you soon?” I stuttered and said “S..Sure.” and then I realize something and say “Wait! Your the princess aren’t you!?” And she just winks at me and says “maybe, See ya soon Deyner!”
Tatsumaki 19-Sep-18 10:08 PM
🆙 | Deyner leveled up!
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:08 PM
Thinh's a monster with his motives, just ask @Zander
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:10 PM
its not even close to finished D:
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:11 PM
Hah, well I've written hardly a fourth of a page (edited)
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:12 PM
its easy when you know exactly what you want to do and where you want the story to go but the hard part if finding that out
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:12 PM
Hopefully I can finish this first prelude story before sunday
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:12 PM
wait we can make multiple stories?
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:12 PM
Yea
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:13 PM
cuz i wanted to show his growth to a queen's guard (theyla's guard) and their friendship and star-crossed romance before he gets yeeted then recruited to the crew
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:13 PM
Right now I'm doing a prelude/origin which will have several stroies about Danny before he met the FF crew (edited)
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:14 PM
hey when are we doing a episode of FF?
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:14 PM
Saturdays and Sundays, usually in the afternoon, @Zander usually announces the time a few hours before
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:14 PM
Weekends, again I say.
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:15 PM
@Zander are you gonna post the weapons of others on a google doc so that way others can see it and make choices based off of whats already out there? (edited)
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:15 PM
Also, I have two stories.

The weapons are on the sheets. I only have yours so far on there.
@Platinum_Pathos I just thought it was funny your writing was so casually written (edited)
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:16 PM
I normally do with stories, I guess I just have my own style
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:17 PM
it was a nice change of pace most things I read are so serious
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:17 PM
I include subtle humor and rare instances of speaking indirectly to the audience.
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:17 PM
They eventually will get serious, but not everything starts off with dark, edgy things
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:17 PM
@Zander kinda like deadpool but with subtle humor?
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:18 PM
No Batman
Batman
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:18 PM
Except unlike dark and edgy, instead I'm probably the only one who would write romance
Considering that's Emmett's whole goal
Reproduction of his race
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:19 PM
Danny thats good because most writers make the character start happy and they stay happy theres like no character growth at all, what marks a good author is how they grow they're characters like your starting out happy but it'll grow into a more mature, and serious story
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:19 PM
true
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:19 PM
Emmett I was planning a repopulation goal between theyla and Deyner but idk how to take it i've never written a romance before
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:19 PM
I'm not sure what I'll do about romance, Danny's not Seth to say the least
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:20 PM
you could have like a childhood friends who keeps reoccuring @Platinum_Pathos
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:20 PM
He won't go fucking girls left and right, but a love interest could be interesting
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:20 PM
Repopulation not in terms of a baby in particular Michael
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:20 PM
no like a love story
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:20 PM
That too Michael
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:20 PM
In terms of a society/culture/species
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:21 PM
It's good to have several aspects of a story
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:21 PM
Rashidi, did you read Airlocked to at least #3?
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:21 PM
I wanted to do a love story between the Snow Elf Queen Theyla and her halfbreed Guard Deyner forever sworn to protect her but i cant seem to get it going and it makes me go urrgghhhh
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:21 PM
No I only got to where Emmet was beamed to another ship
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:21 PM
#2
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:21 PM
in Airlocked #1
I did read zombification though
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:22 PM
He was airlocked in #1
Beamed in #2
Zombification was my practice to be honest
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:22 PM
Yea I'm in #1, I meant he was rescued by a troupe or something
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:23 PM
I just liked the idea that Emmett's species-specific curse is enhanced due to him getting bit.
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:23 PM
Was the son in zombification supposed to be Emmet? (edited)
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:23 PM
Squemfet is Emmett's real name.
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:24 PM
Ok, I just assumed because I thought I remember a bite in Emmett's ear
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:24 PM
Yeah, Seth gave him the nickname of Emmett. He thought it was too hard to pronounce.
Or was too lazy.
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:25 PM
is seth Emmet's dad?
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:25 PM
Caretaker.
Emmett's dad was killed in a house fire caused by Seth.
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:25 PM
Seth is Seth
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:26 PM
who is actually online?
cuz discord says 0 out of 18 ppl online
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:26 PM
Rashidi and I are
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:27 PM
holy crap zander didnt there use to be like 42 ppl here?
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:27 PM
There's a difference in members between Final Frontier and regular
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:27 PM
Just this morning yea
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:27 PM
ohhh nvm
should i tinker with Deyner's origin story to where his romance lives with hmi?
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:28 PM
He's like a kid in the story.
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:29 PM
yea but by the end he'll be 19
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:29 PM
I think he should be more focused on his goals over romance for now
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:29 PM
Then again, hormones
Unless elves don't have hormones or something
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:30 PM
They have elf hormones
I am not joking, they are hormones with little elf ears
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:31 PM
ik but im taking into account multiple factors such as: hormones, adrenaline, stress, friendship, all of theses and put them together thru a bomb and make them the last ppl from there planet tends to create more than a platonic relationship
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:31 PM
Sean made this up in Final Frontier 1
Mica 19-Sep-18 10:32 PM
I dunno it just seems like its ending
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:32 PM
And also, taking in all of this in effect is fine, but you can't be generally speaking with that stuff.
Mica 19-Sep-18 10:32 PM
All the long paragraphs and such
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:32 PM
Mica, I've been writing a story
Mica 19-Sep-18 10:32 PM
Oh!
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:33 PM
Zander ik this the romance isnt suppos eot be developed till the third story
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:33 PM
I can give you the link for an easy-to-find read. (edited)
Deyner 19-Sep-18 10:33 PM
where he's the Queen's Knight
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:33 PM
Seth airlocks Emmett and he eventually finds another one of his kind.
I'll just DM you it, Mica.
Final Frontier 2 Stories Chomsky Danny Emmett Zombification Airlocked - Part 1 Airlocked - Part 2 Airlocked - Part 3 Airlocked - Finale Garrick Hector Iris Jim Matieu Sanya Seth Chomsky Danny Emmett Zombification It was five in the morning when Squemfet was startled in...
Mica 19-Sep-18 10:36 PM
Okie dokie
So its in relation to ff2
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:36 PM
Yes mommy
Zombification is a story from his childhood
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:37 PM
Shoot I didn't even realize it was this late
Zander 19-Sep-18 10:37 PM
I need to sleep too
Rip
Platinum_Pathos 19-Sep-18 10:37 PM
I'm going to bed
I think I'll try and work on my story again in the morning, that or I'll do the APES work
Deyner 20-Sep-18 08:45 PM
g'nite
Zander 21-Sep-18 08:08 AM
So, those born into the church are given four syllable names.

In addition, the church prides itself on purebred children. A lack of markings represents this.
Zander 21-Sep-18 05:03 PM
@Final Frontier here
Treydel (Retribution) 21-Sep-18 05:03 PM
h
Jelsafan0 21-Sep-18 05:42 PM
Lol
TheBlade 21-Sep-18 05:49 PM
Subscribe👍🏼
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:11 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett wake up, pushing himself from the dead plant?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:11 PM
🎱 | Yes, Zander.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 03:12 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett grab Sanya's flower?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:12 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Brakia.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 03:13 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett grab Sanya's flower as a keepsake?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:13 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Brakia.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:13 PM
Emmett frowns.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:13 PM
t!8ball does Iris wake up now?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:13 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:13 PM
...ow...
my head hurts so bad...
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:14 PM
t!8ball Is Seth asleep on a couch right next to Iris's bed?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:14 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:14 PM
Sanya, why did you have to be a floran?
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:15 PM
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Zander 23-Sep-18 03:15 PM
Stricken by the supposed Dreadlord...

An edgelord.
t!8ball Does Emmett stand himself up, picking off her flower from his cheek?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Zander.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 03:16 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya's flower stick to Emmett's fur?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Brakia.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 03:17 PM
t!8ball Does Emmet pick up the damn flower
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:17 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Brakia.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:19 PM
t!choose chest | arms | legs | veins | eyes
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:19 PM
🤔 | @Jelsafan0, I pick veins!
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:19 PM
t!8ball does Emmett pee on the flower?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:19 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:19 PM
it feels like my veins are on fire... (edited)
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:20 PM
Shit, shit. Haven't pissed in a while.
t!8ball Does Emmett walk over to the restroom to clean the flower off?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:20 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Zander.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 03:21 PM
t!8ball Does Seth clean while sleepwalking?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:21 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Brakia.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:22 PM
t!8ball does Iris have a red tree-like veiny tattoo-ish pattern on her inner arms now?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:22 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:22 PM
t!8ball does Iris have a red tree-like veiny tattoo-ish pattern on her inner arms now?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:22 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Jelsafan0.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:22 PM
t!8ball does Emmett suck up the pee with his finger?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:22 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:23 PM
t!8ball does Emmett suck up the pee with his magical mop?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:23 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:23 PM
t!8ball Does Seth wake up and call one of his friends? (Deyner)
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:23 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:24 PM
Answer the phone little boy
Deyner 23-Sep-18 03:24 PM
answers the phone`
~answers the phone
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:24 PM
this is actions
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:24 PM
Dialogue
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:25 PM
Wait has Deyner joined the crew yet
Brakia 23-Sep-18 03:25 PM
not yet
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:25 PM
Hey Deyner how's it going?
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:25 PM
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Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:25 PM
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Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 03:26 PM
vro
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Zander 23-Sep-18 03:26 PM
I'm such an unlucky bastard.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 03:26 PM
hello seth
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:26 PM
Er, not a bastard.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 03:26 PM
how are you?
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:26 PM
Something though.
I'll cherish you, Sanya.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:27 PM
t!8ball does Iris have a red tree-like veiny tattoo-ish pattern on her inner arms now?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:27 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Jelsafan0.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:27 PM
I'm good sorry if the connection is a bit furry
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:27 PM
Even if this is what's left of you. (edited)
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:27 PM
Iris examines her firearms with a sort of horrified fascination.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:27 PM
We're a little bit far in deep space
Deyner 23-Sep-18 03:28 PM
its good did you guys see any sort of explosion?
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:28 PM
No clue, we were asleep
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:28 PM
Emmett sinks down to his knees.
I just feel so shitty.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:29 PM
She follows the lines, discovering that they connect in between her shoulder blades at a single point. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:29 PM
Did you ever get into the Queen's Royal Space Navy?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:30 PM
She starts to rub at one, and discovers that it won’t come off. It’s just a part of her skin.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 03:30 PM
no i was part of the my queen's personal guard
but i failed and shes wondering the cosmos like me hopefully she's safe
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:30 PM
What a shame, the Queen hardly ever visited your planet.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 03:31 PM
yea she always sent her ambassadors
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:32 PM
The Royal Navy has better perks anyways.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:32 PM
She sighs heavily, and looks at the tubes and needles attached to her skin. She doesn’t feel as though they’re necessary, anymore.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 03:32 PM
weeps for his fallen planet and looks bakc seeing nothing but the rubble of a planet
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:32 PM
Emmett sticks the rose in his ear.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:33 PM
She carefully pulls them out one by one, feeling oddly empty.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 03:33 PM
t!8ball what are my chances for survival with 75% more air
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:33 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Deyner.
🎱 | It is certain, Deyner.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:33 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky, casually eating yogurt, walk over to iris
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:33 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, PlasmaPerson.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:33 PM
Well. Guess I should eat.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:33 PM
When the last one comes out, a sudden rush of emotion hits her. Tears blur her vision.
She quickly forces them back. Not anymore.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:34 PM
t!8ball Does Seth say goodbye and hangup?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:34 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:34 PM
Uh, hi, Chomsky.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:34 PM
yo.
sick tattoo. Where'd you get it?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:35 PM
she clears her throat to rid it of emotion.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:35 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett trudge over to the kitchen, grabbing himself some grass?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:35 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:35 PM
...the fire magic.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 03:35 PM
passes out in his phone booth floating around space
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:35 PM
Comfort food.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:35 PM
uhh, okay.
where's everyone else?
Brakia 23-Sep-18 03:36 PM
t!8ball Does the darkness start to drain from the flower?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:36 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Brakia.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 03:36 PM
wakes up and empties his pocket to find stuff to invent with
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:37 PM
I don’t know. I just woke up.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:37 PM
Emmett starts stuffing more than his daily dosage of grass into his mouth.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:37 PM
t!8ball is it Lilis turn now
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:37 PM
🎱 | Yes, PlasmaPerson.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:38 PM
t!8ball is Iris able to stand without trouble?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:38 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Jelsafan0.
🎱 | Ask again later, Deyner.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:38 PM
yeah, me too. I fell asleep reading emmetttttttts book. (edited)
Deyner 23-Sep-18 03:38 PM
t!8ball does deyner wake up?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:38 PM
🎱 | Yes, Deyner.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:39 PM
Iris stands, feet gently touching the floor.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:39 PM
t!8ball Does Iris trip and fall while screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up"?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:39 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:39 PM
t!8ball Does Iris trip and fall while screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up"?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:39 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Bagelwrecker.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 03:39 PM
wakes up and looks around pulling a screwdriver a couple of gears and a broken radio out of his pocket (edited)
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:39 PM
woah, you ok?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:40 PM
I’m fine. God is just stupid sometimes.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:40 PM
Emmett starts hearing something faint from the flower. (edited)
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:40 PM
I feel the same way.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 03:40 PM
em...
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:40 PM
Iris stands easily.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 03:40 PM
emmett..
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:41 PM
Who? What?
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:41 PM
this yogurt sucks. I hate blueberry.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:41 PM
Hello?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:41 PM
Iris winces.
...follow me.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:42 PM
um
Ok.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:42 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett start to shiver?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:42 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Zander.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 03:42 PM
checks his oxygen gauge and see;s that it is low
Brakia 23-Sep-18 03:42 PM
emmett...please...
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:42 PM
Yes?
Brakia 23-Sep-18 03:42 PM
help...
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:42 PM
where are we going? The ships not that big.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:42 PM
Iris starts to walk towards the kitchen.
...
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:43 PM
oh god, what happened in here?
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:43 PM
Oh. Hey Chomsky.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:43 PM
...they were flirting with me.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:43 PM
hey Emmett.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:44 PM
Emmett holds his ears closer to his head.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:44 PM
this room sickens me.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:44 PM
I’m sorry.
I made these.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 03:44 PM
the...greenroom...
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:45 PM
What about the greenroom?
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:45 PM
I mean...I'd probably eat them if I liked blueberries if that's any consolation. (edited)
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:45 PM
...oh, hello Emmett.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 03:45 PM
plant...me...
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:45 PM
Hey Emmett, you got any weed?
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:46 PM
t!8ball is Emmetts speech suspicious at all to Chomsky and iris
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:46 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:46 PM
t!8ball TELL ME
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:46 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, PlasmaPerson.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:46 PM
Emmett has an assload of grass in his mouth as Seth asks this.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:47 PM
Oh
Gimme
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:47 PM
Emmett backs off from Seth.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:47 PM
8 ball disappoints me
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:48 PM
t!8ball does Iris speak loud enough for Emmett to hear this time?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:48 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:48 PM
t!8ball does Iris speak loud enough for Emmett to hear this time?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:48 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:48 PM
Hello, Emmett.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:49 PM
HRF EURIS
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:49 PM
Iris stifles a snort at this.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:49 PM
geez man, swallow first. Youre gonna spit on me.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 03:49 PM
t!8ball does Deyner craft a working emergency beacon?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:49 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Deyner.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:49 PM
Emmett purposely spits some grass at Chomsky.
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:50 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Deyner.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 03:50 PM
t!8ball does Deyner pass out due to lack of oxygen after?
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:50 PM
I could kill you in an instant.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:50 PM
Iris snickers silently, highly amused.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:50 PM
Emmett swallows.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:51 PM
t!8ball Does Chomsky bend over and eat the grass Emmett spit?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:51 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:51 PM
Fuck you too then. My squom just died.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:51 PM
You mean your mistress?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:51 PM
Iris flinches, turning a bit.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:52 PM
t!8ball Does Chomsky regurgitate the grass into Seth's mouth?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:52 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:52 PM
t!8ball Does Chomsky regurgitate the grass into Seth's mouth?
t!8ball Does Chomsky regurgitate the grass into Seth's mouth?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:52 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Zander.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:52 PM
Tears work their way into her eyes and she shuts them quickly, trying to force the tears back. (edited)
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:52 PM
oh. Sorry. That was still pretty gross though
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:52 PM
Mistress?
Brakia 23-Sep-18 03:53 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett start to go to the green room?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:53 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Brakia.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 03:53 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett start to go to the Greenroom?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:53 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Brakia.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:53 PM
Iris takes a deep breath and turns to exit the room.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 03:53 PM
emmett...quickly...
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:53 PM
Yeah, yeah. I got it.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:54 PM
t!choose Chomsky follows Emmett | Chomsky follows iris
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:54 PM
🤔 | @Santa is Dead, I pick Chomsky follows Emmett!
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:54 PM
hey, wait up Emmett!
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:54 PM
Hm? Oh. Chomsky.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:55 PM
hey
Uh
Who have you been talking to?
(edited)
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:55 PM
This flower is telling me to plant it. (edited)
So I'm doing what it asks.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:55 PM
ooookay. Talking flowers.
that's not crazy at all...
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:56 PM
t!8ball does Iris wander aimlessly around the ship, not paying attention to where she’s going, until she suddenly realizes she’s at the pool?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:56 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Jelsafan0.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 03:56 PM
ignore...him...
Deyner 23-Sep-18 03:56 PM
t!8ball does anyone on the ship notice the beacon's signal?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:56 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Deyner.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 03:56 PM
t!8ball does anyone on the ship notice the beacon's signal?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:56 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Deyner.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:56 PM
I'm going!
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:56 PM
Iris frowns and sits down, sighing deeply.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 03:57 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett plant the flower and water it?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:57 PM
She gazes at her reflection in the pool (edited)
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:57 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:57 PM
its a cool flower I guess.
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:58 PM
It's what she would have wanted, you know?
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:58 PM
what she wanted? Who?
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:58 PM
Sanya.
My squom.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:59 PM
why do I feel like I miss everything whenever I decide to do literally anything without you guys?
Zander 23-Sep-18 03:59 PM
t!8ball Does Iris see Deyner's beacon? (edited)
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 03:59 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Zander.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 03:59 PM
so Sanya is...dead? How did that happen?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 03:59 PM
Iris looks up, and stands. She glances at the pool one last time.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:00 PM
Bipolarism.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:00 PM
oh. The dread thing.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:00 PM
She shakes it off, making her way to the cockpit. (edited)
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:00 PM
She embodies a fake god. She was trying to kill Iris.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:00 PM
his beacon keeps beeping a white lgiht over and over again
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:00 PM
Chomsky shivers
sounds terrifying.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:01 PM
t!8ball Does the flower start to grow?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:01 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Brakia.
🎱 | Without a doubt, Brakia.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:01 PM
t!8ball Does the flower start to grow?
thank... you...
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:01 PM
So Hector put her down.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:01 PM
hmm.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:02 PM
the flower stops wilting and starts to grow
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:02 PM
t!8ball does the flower grow really fast
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:02 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:03 PM
t!8ball
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:03 PM
| PlasmaPerson, the correct usage is: t!8ball <question>
▫ | e.g. t!8ball Is potato soup yummy?
▫ | Get more help using t!help 8ball
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:03 PM
Heyo.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:03 PM
t!choose flower grows super fast | takes several turns
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:03 PM
🤔 | @Santa is Dead, I pick flower grows super fast!
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:04 PM
t!8ball does Iris know how to operate a tractor beam?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:04 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Jelsafan0.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:04 PM
ok, that's definitely unnatural.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:04 PM
where is who
what who where
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:04 PM
t!8ball does Iris learn how to use the tractor beam?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:04 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Deyner.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:04 PM
t!8ball does Iris learn how to use the tractor beam?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:04 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Deyner.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:04 PM
there is now a very large thing deep in the soil of the Greenroom
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:04 PM
Ah! A manual!
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:05 PM
Woah! There’s a very large thing deep in the soil!
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:05 PM
Let’s see here... and...
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:05 PM
t!8ball is the tractor beam currently broken and Seth is in the middle of working on it?
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:05 PM
That thing looks....Oddly feminine.
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:05 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:05 PM
t!8ball is the tractor beam currently broken and Seth is in the middle of working on it?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:05 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Bagelwrecker.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:05 PM
uh, should we pull it out?
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:05 PM
Don't....Don't startle a sleeping lady.
Be courteous.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:06 PM
won't she suffocate?
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:06 PM
Pull it out.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:06 PM
No. We'd only hurt her.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:06 PM
That’s fine.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:06 PM
alright.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:06 PM
you hear a faint voice
`Can you bring me some clothes?`
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:07 PM
t!8ball does garrick pull it out
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:07 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, [RP]retribution.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:07 PM
um
I'll go get some.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:07 PM
Let me.
t!8ball Does Emmett go and grab some clothes from his dresser?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:08 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Zander.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:08 PM
I mean, they aren't much, but they're something. Here.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:08 PM
`Can you all leave the room now?`
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:09 PM
gladly.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:09 PM
Yeah.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:09 PM
...
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:09 PM
and then garrick goes through the wall
just as a reminder
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:09 PM
Chomsky leaves the green room
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:09 PM
that he can be anywhere at any time
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:09 PM
Emmett reluctantly leaves his plant unattended. (edited)
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:10 PM
Sanya gets out of the dirt
t!8ball Do the clothes fit?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:10 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:10 PM
t!8ball Do the clothes fit?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:10 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Brakia.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:11 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky join iris to investigate the beacon
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:11 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:11 PM
Chomsky goes back to the kitchen to sit among the muffins
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:11 PM
garrick joins iris to investigate the beacon because the universe hates chomsky
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:11 PM
...hey...
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:11 PM
Yo.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:12 PM
Chomsky builds a throne out of the muffins and sits in it
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:12 PM
Chomsky starts sinking in the throne.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:12 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:12 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 9]
In the end, the result was: 9
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:13 PM
Could you not.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:13 PM
but the muffins are comfy so he doesn't fix the muffin throne
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:13 PM
Chomsky turns into a muffin for a nanosecond.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:13 PM
please move.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:13 PM
I gotta do some software and hardware updates that Emmett forgot to do
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:14 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Deyner.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:14 PM
t!8ball does Iris use the tractor beam to pull me in?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:14 PM
fuck off, Seth.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:14 PM
school jail
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:15 PM
Iris laughs. (edited)
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:15 PM
dreams about becoming a pokemon master (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:15 PM
Emmet eat pp.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:16 PM
Josephine's
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:16 PM
t!8ball Does the tractor beam break?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:16 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:16 PM
josephine’s a trap
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:16 PM
oh boy.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:16 PM
Look what you did retard.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:17 PM
hits the windshield
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:17 PM
Don't touch the fucking controls next time.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:17 PM
screw off. I’m gonna go help.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:17 PM
slowly slides
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:17 PM
🆙 | Jelsafan0 leveled up!
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:17 PM
sliding
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:17 PM
`The shirt fits, but the pants are a bit small.`
`Thanks, Emmett.`
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:17 PM
Sorry!
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:18 PM
Emmett, get some spare parts for the tractor beam when you're free, Iris broke it while I was doing some updates.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:18 PM
Is this guy new? He seems to like windows.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:18 PM
I'm a little small, as you know.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:18 PM
slides for a good amount of time to be noticed even by somebody walking thru the hall
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:18 PM
`Yeah, I know.`
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:18 PM
(Emmett's coms are still off from last episode.)
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:18 PM
t!8ball does garrick notice and do nothing to help
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:18 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, [RP]retribution.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:18 PM
sliding
at 5% oxygen left as he slides
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:19 PM
🆙 | Deyner leveled up!
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:19 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett peek into the greenroom?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:19 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Zander.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:19 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett peek into the greenroom?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:19 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:19 PM
poo butt
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:19 PM
Eh, he’ll be fine.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:19 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya leave the greenroom?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:19 PM
🎱 | Yes, Brakia.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:19 PM
`They're wearable.`
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:20 PM
garrick floats down the hallway
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:20 PM
Ow. Emmett holds his snout.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:20 PM
almosts slides off the windshield
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:20 PM
But that's good.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:20 PM
`Oh, sorry.`
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:20 PM
You're fine.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:20 PM
t!8ball does Deyner smack into the wall due to airlock stuff
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:20 PM
🎱 | Most likely, PlasmaPerson.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:20 PM
Ugh.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:21 PM
unconscious (edited)
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:21 PM
Iris walks over to the door.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:21 PM
Are you Sanya?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:21 PM
t!8ball does Iris slap Deyner, waking him up?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:21 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Jelsafan0.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:21 PM
`Yes.`
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:21 PM
t!8ball does Iris slap Deyner, waking him up?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:21 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Jelsafan0.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:21 PM
He rubs his goat eyes.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:22 PM
wake up.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:22 PM
t!8ball does Deyner wake up and see the stranger?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:22 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Deyner.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:22 PM
t!8ball does Deyner wake up and see the stranger?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:22 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Deyner.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:22 PM
t!8ball Does Seth airlock the trash compactor thus airlocking the phonebooth with Deyner and Iris in it?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:22 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:22 PM
t!8ball Does Seth airlock the trash compactor thus airlocking the phonebooth with Deyner and Iris in it?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:22 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Bagelwrecker.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:23 PM
wakes up
Where am I?
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:23 PM
`I'm not sure how florans do that, but all florans can revive themselves by getting someone re-planting their flower.` (edited)
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:23 PM
Who are you?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:23 PM
I’m Iris. You’re on the ship.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:23 PM
What if someone cuts off your flower?
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:23 PM
what ship?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:23 PM
she shifts her hair to reveal her pointy elf ears.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:23 PM
Emmett starts to hug her suddenly.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:23 PM
I’m just curious. Not like I’d do it.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:23 PM
`But since it's a plant-eat-plant world, no one really plants other people's flowers.`
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:23 PM
I don’t know. It’s just the ship.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:23 PM
Phonebooth starts ringing
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:24 PM
*your a elf but you dont look like a drow, or a snow elf? (edited)
or even a high elf? says with venom (edited)
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:24 PM
Phonebooth starts ringing louder
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:24 PM
`Where are your pants?`
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:25 PM
He chuckles a little. We went swimming before all of that bullshit went down.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:25 PM
Iris recoils, flashbacks of her discriminatory childhood coming back.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:25 PM
`Oh yeah. I forgot.`
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:25 PM
I’m half light elf, half archidemon, *She states harshly. * and I just saved your life. (edited)
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:26 PM
`Wait!`
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:26 PM
PHONEBOOTH RINGING INTENSIFIES
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:26 PM
`How's Iris?`
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:26 PM
Iris is fine.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:26 PM
I'm sorry if I offended you I did not mean too and thank you
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:26 PM
I just was concerned for you.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:26 PM
..it’s fine...
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:26 PM
`I know. I'm sorry.`
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:27 PM
You really mean a lot to me.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:27 PM
the others are that way. she points towards the greenroom.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:27 PM
t!8ball does garrick go into the other room
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:27 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, [RP]retribution.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:27 PM
I have other things to do.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:27 PM
Boring.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:27 PM
1Who are the others?
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:27 PM
`You did too.`
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:27 PM
try finding out.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:28 PM
Wait... are you really half-light elf I thought that were just stories?
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:28 PM
t!8ball Does Seth get a call from an elfish stock investor?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:28 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Zander.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:28 PM
Hey, it’s window guy.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:28 PM
no. We were real. But now I’m all that’s left.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:28 PM
ummmm... who are are you? (edited)
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:28 PM
Iris sighs heavily. good luck.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:28 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya go off to find Iris?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:28 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Brakia.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:29 PM
`I'll be back.`
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:29 PM
She turns and starts to head back to her room.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:29 PM
Hello, this is Seth Im'K'Inki speaking
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:29 PM
Your worst nightmare. But you can call me Garrick.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:29 PM
I really should get some pants on. (edited)
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:29 PM
`Yeah.`
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:29 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky toss a muffin at deyner in greeting
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:29 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, PlasmaPerson.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:29 PM
Rather, I should just take a shower.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:29 PM
yes
8ball says yes
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:30 PM
Where’d you even come from?
Besides space.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:30 PM
hey, another person to die in crazy adventures. Cool.
we have fun.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:31 PM
a place that is no longer...
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:31 PM
`Iris? Where did you go?`
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:31 PM
Chonky, we should totally enslave this guy. Iris doesn’t seem to like him.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:32 PM
T'was destroyed by a madman on a quest for power
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:32 PM
Emmett goes to grab some clothing for himself.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:32 PM
Iris steps into the doorway of her room, and leans heavily against it, back to the hallway.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:32 PM
growls You may try Pulls out his blades I am no one's slave
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:32 PM
pulls out flamethrower wanna run that name by me again, garlic?
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:32 PM
...You guys realize I’m incorporeal, right?
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:33 PM
`Iris?`
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:33 PM
Tears begin to stream down her face as she slides down the wall, to be on the floor.
t!8ball does Iris begin to sob, curling into fetal position?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:33 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Jelsafan0.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:33 PM
Chonky. That’s your new nickname. What do you think?
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:34 PM
Emmett passes by Iris.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:34 PM
I hate you.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:34 PM
Iris.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:34 PM
I get that a lot.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:34 PM
She quickly wipes away her tears, looking up at him.
ah. Uh, hi.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:35 PM
T!8ball does Deyner try to find Iris and make it up to her for being rude?
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:35 PM
NICE
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:35 PM
t!8ball does Deyner try to find Iris and make it up to her for being rude?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:35 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Deyner.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:35 PM
Emmett lends her one of his arms.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:35 PM
t!8ball Does Seth convince the stock salesman to give us all his money which is 700.000,000 GU Credits?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:35 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:35 PM
t!8ball Does Seth convince the stock salesman to give us all his money which is 700.000,000 GU Credits?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:35 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Bagelwrecker.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:36 PM
‘I’m sorry Iris I did not mean to offend you’
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:37 PM
Iris is a cry baby
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:37 PM
Iris, rest your head on my arm.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:37 PM
`Iris?`
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:37 PM
Shoulda airlocked her while we had the chance
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:37 PM
she hesitates. ...What for?
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:37 PM
Garrick follows everyone else to the room where Iris is.
killy
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:38 PM
~
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:38 PM
I like how everyone just followed iris
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:38 PM
Emmett puts down his clothing and wraps her head in his fuzzy arms.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:38 PM
Iris sighs heavily, and allows herself to cry. (edited)
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:39 PM
Killy
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:39 PM
`This ship is too big. I can't find anyone` (edited)
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:40 PM
wanders the ship and gets lost for some time
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:40 PM
Chomsky runs into Sanya because they are the only ones not with iris
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:40 PM
There, there.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:40 PM
t!8ball does garrick go literally anywhere else
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:40 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, [RP]retribution.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:40 PM
`Hello, Chomsky.`
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:40 PM
(Hey guys I have to go I won’t be able to voice chat ok?)
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:40 PM
hey.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:40 PM
(But I can still type)
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:40 PM
Uh, didn't you die earlier?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:41 PM
(K)
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:41 PM
`Yes.`
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:41 PM
garrick is now with fire fire man and flowe
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:41 PM
uh huh.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:41 PM
Is this okay?
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:41 PM
hey look, ninja arrived.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:41 PM
I feel so welcomed.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:42 PM
it's ok we understand.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:42 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett rest his cheek on Iris' head?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:42 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Zander.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:42 PM
Just let it all out.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:42 PM
you feel lonely because you're dead.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:42 PM
Emmett and Iris are being all sappy, so I came in here.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:42 PM
fair enough.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:42 PM
Wat is this?
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:42 PM
`Iris and Emmett? Where are they?`
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:42 PM
...I’m sorry, she chokes out.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:42 PM
waite
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:43 PM
this is a marvel of engineering ends up in engineering room
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:43 PM
I should be used to loss by now.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:43 PM
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:43 PM
Due to audience intervention, Emmett softens his grip.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:43 PM
I should be over it.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:44 PM
`Where are they?`
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:44 PM
sees the broken tractor beam (who’s turn is it?) (edited)
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:44 PM
...but I’m not.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:44 PM
no clue. I was just wandering around.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:44 PM
(SAYS “sees the broken tractor beam”)
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:44 PM
she’s over loss
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:44 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya find Iris and Emmett?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:44 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Brakia.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:44 PM
(My bad)
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:44 PM
`Iris!`
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:45 PM
Iris’ head snaps up.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:45 PM
You're getting really sweaty.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:45 PM
S-Sanya?
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:45 PM
SNAP
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:45 PM
`Hello, Iris.`
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:46 PM
Iris leaps up, hugging Sanya tightly and crying hot tears (though not too hot) (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:46 PM
do big funnie
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:46 PM
Seth manspreads, causing his legs to extend around the borders of the ship.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:46 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky throw a muffin at Deyner in greeting
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:46 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:46 PM
t!8ball does he
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:46 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, PlasmaPerson.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:46 PM
`I missed you.`
`I'm sorry.`
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:46 PM
Emmett is pushed away yet again.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:47 PM
t!8ball does Lili NOT ask 8ball if Chomsky throws a muffin?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:47 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Jelsafan0.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:47 PM
t!8ball Does Seth convince the stock salesman to give us all his money which is 700,000,000 GU Credits thus causing Dread to appear within Sanya's butthole?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:47 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:47 PM
At least I'll have Seth's shitty leg.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:47 PM
LOL BUTT DREAD
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:47 PM
t!choose Does Deyner fix the tractor beam | does he see Jonas and greet him and inspect his flame thorower (edited)
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:47 PM
| @Deyner, You need to give at least 2 options.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:48 PM
t!choose Does Deyner fix the tractor beam | does he see Jonas and greet him and inspect his flame thorower
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:48 PM
🤔 | @Deyner, I pick does he see Jonas and greet him and inspect his flame thorower!
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:48 PM
Oh Hello! (edited)
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:48 PM
Iris sniffles, and pulls back, giving both Sanya and Emmett a watery smile.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:48 PM
hey, Uh, new guy.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:48 PM
...thanks....
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:48 PM
`What did I miss?`
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:49 PM
uh...
Iris shows the group her inner arms.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 04:49 PM
t!8ball Does Seth convince the stock salesman to give us all his money which is 700,000,000 Ducketts thus causing Dread to appear within Garrick's butthole and take away all our well earned ducketts?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:49 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:49 PM
Emmett crosses his arms a little bit.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:49 PM
I’m Deyner... Deyner Revathen stretches out his hand
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:49 PM
`Emmett, what's wrong?`
`Oh crap, i need some pants.`
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:50 PM
frost starts spreading up his arm as he waits
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:50 PM
I'm taking a shower.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:50 PM
accepts the handshake Chomsky. A pleasure to meet you.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:50 PM
See you all later.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:50 PM
I have some old shorts if you want.
Oh- bye Emmett!
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:50 PM
Emmett storms out the area.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:50 PM
`Thank you.`
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:50 PM
Psst... Chonko. This guy seems a little cuckoo, if you ask me. (edited)
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:50 PM
oh. Ice.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:51 PM
hot hot!! Sorry I’m a bit sensitive to heat cause of being half snow elf
yo wicked flame thrower!
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:51 PM
deyner thinks chomsky is hot
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:52 PM
third drawer to the left on the top. I’m gonna go check on Emmett.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:52 PM
`Ok.`
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:52 PM
huh? Oh, thanks, but I didn't make it.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:52 PM
chomsky then incinerates him out of disgust
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:52 PM
Iris turns and follows Emmett.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:52 PM
can I see it?
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:52 PM
Where do you think I could get one of those, anyways?
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:52 PM
yeah, have at it. But there's some stupid lose screw so be careful.
it might fall apart any day.
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:53 PM
🤔 | @Deyner, I pick does Deyner just fix the flame thrower!
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:53 PM
t!choose does Deyner just fix the flame thrower | does he fix it and double its flame output
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:53 PM
Trey it’s your 8ball turn
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:53 PM
Emmett is on the brink of closing the bathroom door.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:53 PM
fixes the flame thrower (edited)
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:53 PM
Ah- wait!
Iris jams her foot between the door and the doorway.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:54 PM
here you go! Good as new! hands back the flamethrower (edited)
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:54 PM
Hm?
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:54 PM
Michael I'm gonna let Deyner fix it in between episodes cuz I gotta go
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:54 PM
t!8ball does garrick take the flame thrower from deyner and look at it
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:54 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:54 PM
gay
tbh
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:54 PM
`"Where am I?"`
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:55 PM
nah, you can keep it for now. I have a feeling there are several things wrong about it.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:55 PM
`"Am I..."`
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:55 PM
Garrick if you wish I could make you one it seems very easy to make?
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:55 PM
Please do it.
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:55 PM
Iris?
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:55 PM
Oh wait
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:55 PM
Are you okay?
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:55 PM
I'm gonna sit on my muffin throne again.
see ya guys.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:55 PM
I seem to remember you could’ve saved me Garrick..
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:55 PM
A flamethrower is one of the few weapons I’ve never used.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:56 PM
Ask Chompsky it is his weapon I would have to take it apart to make it (edited)
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:56 PM
I guess. (edited)
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:56 PM
`Ok, now with some proper clothes, I can- Wait, where are my weapons?`
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:56 PM
Alright. (edited)
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:56 PM
Iris gives him a doubtful look.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:56 PM
Ok bye for real
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:57 PM
bye smelly
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:57 PM
U smelly
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:57 PM
wait
@Santa is Dead make chonko say yes to garrick about the flamethrower
pleas
e
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:57 PM
t!8ball Does the ship start getting boarded without anyone noticing?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:57 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:57 PM
no
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:57 PM
Do it anyways.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:58 PM
hey what’s with Iris she seemed upset when I asked what she was?
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:58 PM
I don’t have any money, I can’t buy one.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 04:58 PM
ninja needs a shuiruken (edited)
Zander 23-Sep-18 04:58 PM
Emmett tries to keep his poker face.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:58 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya head to the pool for her weapons?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:58 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Brakia.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:58 PM
Emmett.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:58 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya head to the pool?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 04:58 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Brakia.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:59 PM
Fine, I’ll just take it when he’s not looking.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 04:59 PM
`I think I was at the pool...`
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 04:59 PM
Or when he is looking. I kinda do that for a living.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 04:59 PM
senses someone sneaking behind him and grabs the swords at his hips and points it at them Who goes there!
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 04:59 PM
(Why’d you leave)
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:00 PM
Iris, come with me. In here.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 05:00 PM
got bored
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:00 PM
Nothing weird.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 05:00 PM
(Guys I gotta go cya?)
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 05:00 PM
lemme know if something interesting happens
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:00 PM
...al...right?
Iris does as told.
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:00 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) Ship is getting boarded.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 05:00 PM
ship is what now
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:00 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) Don't leave us.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:01 PM
`Huh. A pile of petals.`
Deyner 23-Sep-18 05:01 PM
(Do you want me to help defend it Zander?)
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:01 PM
(Yeah, let me voice them.)
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:01 PM
`I wonder if that's what i looked like.`
`Here's my sword.`
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:01 PM
"We're here for your women and plunder."
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 05:01 PM
Whaaat the ship is getting boarded? Right when I gotta go?
Big oof
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:01 PM
...so?
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:02 PM
Iris, I just don't get it.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:02 PM
`My sword feels... different.`
Deyner 23-Sep-18 05:02 PM
t!8ball does Deyner capture the enemy?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:02 PM
what do you mean?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:02 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Deyner.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:02 PM
”Especially the women.”
Deyner 23-Sep-18 05:03 PM
HELLO!!! Anyone on this ship? `
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:03 PM
t!8ball Does the enemy assault Deyner, getting out of his trap?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:03 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Zander.
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:03 PM
t!8ball Does the enemy assault Deyner, getting out of his trap?
t!8ball Does the enemy assault Deyner, getting out of his trap?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:03 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Zander.
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:03 PM
[Yes]
Deyner 23-Sep-18 05:03 PM
(What!)
t!roll
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:03 PM
No Dice.
Please input a number of sides to roll!
Deyner 23-Sep-18 05:03 PM
t!roll 2d14
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:03 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[2d14 : 10,4]
In the end, the result was: 14
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:04 PM
`Oh great, Raiders.`
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:04 PM
(It is really hard to communicate without voice)
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:04 PM
”There’s one now!”
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 05:04 PM
Oh, piss off. I was just getting comfortable.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:04 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya attack the Raiders?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:04 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Brakia.
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:04 PM
"hand over all your things and maybe I'll let you live"
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:04 PM
(Bill is coordinating the pirates.)
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 05:05 PM
that’s not how combat works michael
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:05 PM
”What are you doing here without a man to protect you, little lady?”
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:05 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:05 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 24]
In the end, the result was: 24
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:05 PM
Everyone wakes up from a coma and everything practically goes back to how it was. (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 05:05 PM
I mean, I’m not a man, but I could still do some damage.
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:05 PM
"How'd that feel tough guy?"
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:06 PM
`I'm going to drain you of all your blood, pest` (edited)
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:06 PM
Not to be narcissistic, but Emmett is pushed away.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:06 PM
The Pirate cackles.
”Ooh, a fiesty one!”
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:06 PM
(Michael, you took 24 damage.)
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:06 PM
Iris sighs.
Oh, Zander...
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:06 PM
Iris pulls out her blade, as dread engulfs the sword
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 05:07 PM
oh zander
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:07 PM
`Come and get it.`
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 05:07 PM
wait! Its ok, we're space pirates too! Pirates respect pirates, right?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:07 PM
I don’t-
I didn’t mean to-
Deyner 23-Sep-18 05:07 PM
(Bill can you go for me I gtg phone at 2%?)
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:07 PM
(He's knocking your character out then.)
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:07 PM
She sighs heavily, running her fingers through her hair.
I’m sorry.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 05:07 PM
Pirates v.s. Pirates. I think I saw a movie about that once.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 05:08 PM
t!roll d15
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:08 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d15 : 12]
In the end, the result was: 12
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:08 PM
"Not so tough now are you?"
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:08 PM
It really sounds loud out there.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:09 PM
”Hah hah ha! You obviously don’t know how war works, eh kiddo?”
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 05:09 PM
fine. Eat flames!
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:09 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:09 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 3]
In the end, the result was: 3
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:09 PM
Yeah. I’m really sorry.
I really didn’t mean to make you feel left out.
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:10 PM
I appreciate how you came in here to confront me. (edited)
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:11 PM
Iris smiles at him.
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:11 PM
t!roll d6
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:11 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d6 : 6]
In the end, the result was: 6
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:12 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:12 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 21]
In the end, the result was: 21
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:12 PM
`ARGH`
`Fuck, i'm still weak.`
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:12 PM
I’m just...
Iris hesitates, unsure how to word it.
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:13 PM
t!8ball Is Danny awake?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:13 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Platinum_Pathos.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:13 PM
...I...
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:13 PM
I'm glad you're back.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 05:13 PM
t!8ball Does Seth lube up his laser gun as he hears commotion from over the comms and start to head over to where the fight is happening?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:13 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:13 PM
Iris nods. Yeah. (edited)
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:14 PM
It's loud. Guys what's going on out there? Is Seth having another orgy? (edited)
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:14 PM
t!8ball Does one of the raiders run off with Danny's hammer?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:14 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Zander.
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:15 PM
Ello?
You're not dead are you? (edited)
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 05:16 PM
Oh
Looks like fun times
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:16 PM
I’m sorry. For worrying you, I mean.
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:17 PM
Oh pirates, Hurrah!
That explains it
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:17 PM
”Hah!”
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:17 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:17 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:18 PM
I will be retreating to my room now, if you need me just call, I may or may not come to help. (edited)
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:18 PM
`Damn it...`
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:18 PM
”that’s cute! That’s real cute, lil lady!”
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:18 PM
`Do you know who I am?`
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 05:18 PM
D17, 3d7
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:18 PM
"was that supposed to hurt?!"
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:18 PM
Emmett sighs, sitting on the floor. (edited)
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:18 PM
`I'm a Floran. Do you know what that means?`
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:19 PM
”That you’re an extra rare catch!”
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 05:19 PM
t!roll 17
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:19 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid formatting in: 17.

ex: t!roll d20 or t!roll 5d10+3
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d17 : 9]
In the end, the result was: 9
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 05:19 PM
t!roll d17
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:19 PM
`I'm a fucking vessel of the God of Dread.`
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 05:19 PM
t!roll 3d7
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:19 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[3d7 : 1,3,6]
In the end, the result was: 10
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:19 PM
`I'm going to kill you.`
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:19 PM
"Don't know don't care, you're getting wasted just like your friend"
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:19 PM
`Over and over again.`
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:19 PM
”Some people will pay a real pretty penny for you!”
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:20 PM
"Big talk from the house plant"
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:20 PM
You can leave if you want.
That was just my problem.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:21 PM
I’m not leaving until I’m sure you’re perfectly fine, Iris replies stubbornly.
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:21 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:21 PM
leave and rejoin the call
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:22 PM
t!8ball Does Danny watch the fight with popcorn?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:22 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Platinum_Pathos.
🎱 | Yes, Platinum_Pathos.
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:22 PM
t!8ball Does Danny watch the fight with popcorn?
You con doo it!
Whooo!
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:23 PM
”gah hah hah!”
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:23 PM
`Just fuck off!`
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:23 PM
The Jamaican Kirby laughs wholeheartedly.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:23 PM
”Ohohoho!”
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:24 PM
Should I save some of this popcorn for when you guys when you're done?
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:24 PM
"Wait a moment, we got a Popstar homebody here!"
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:24 PM
`Just fucking help us, you fucking useless marshmallow of a crewmember!`
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:25 PM
"That's another done, I thought you were supposed to be tough!"
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:25 PM
I told you to just ask when you needed help. Sheesh!
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:25 PM
"You're next plant girl!"
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:25 PM
`Bite me.`
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 05:25 PM
t!roll 4d15
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:25 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[4d15 : 5,4,14,2]
In the end, the result was: 25
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:26 PM
Alright which of you is having the worst trouble?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:26 PM
[53 damage left]
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:26 PM
First come first serve?
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:26 PM
"Get out of here, blue freak!"
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:26 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 9]
In the end, the result was: 9
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 05:26 PM
Guys I know I keep going back and forth between leaving and joining but I've got data on now so I can keep playing I just can't join vc
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:26 PM
Aight
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:27 PM
Never mind guys, I have more important business to attend to!
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:27 PM
I feel a little awkward now.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:27 PM
Iris gives him a funny look. What? Why?
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:27 PM
Stressed. Emotionally aggravated.
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:27 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 20]
In the end, the result was: 20
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:27 PM
t!roll d30
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:27 PM
t!roll d30
thats for sanya
my turn
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:28 PM
[33]
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:28 PM
he came to find you
kk
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:28 PM
Sitting in a bathroom with someone I don't know how I feel about.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:29 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:29 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 22]
In the end, the result was: 22
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:29 PM
t!choose sanya | seth | emmett and iris | danny
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:29 PM
🤔 | @WatchfulDrake, I pick sanya!
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 05:29 PM
Zander can I use my mortar thing for d30 or something like that
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:29 PM
Try and make fun of my color I dare you (edited)
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 05:29 PM
It's on my character page I just haven't put in damage yet
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:30 PM
As one last resort; technically he's knocked you out already. (edited)
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 05:30 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:30 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 23]
In the end, the result was: 23
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:30 PM
jonas do a d20? thats what it says on your sheet
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:30 PM
t!roll d35
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:30 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d35 : 29]
In the end, the result was: 29
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:30 PM
There’s a short pause. Iris sighs. Man, this week has been crazy.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 05:30 PM
I didn't put a d20
yes! The mortar works! First time I've tested that thing out.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 05:32 PM
t!roll d35
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:32 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d35 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:33 PM
[25]
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:33 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:33 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 12]
In the end, the result was: 12
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:33 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:33 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 05:34 PM
How many pirates are left
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:34 PM
3
wait no
theres 6 total
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:34 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:34 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 19]
In the end, the result was: 19
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:34 PM
Who was the d30 for
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:34 PM
only 2 have been damaged
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 05:34 PM
Oh I thought one died
Dang
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:35 PM
`Nearly got you, you pest.`
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:35 PM
[6]
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:35 PM
It really has.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:35 PM
”Gah...! Stronger than ya look, aintcha?”
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 05:35 PM
And why does Lili keep saying random numbers
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:35 PM
`I'm a Floran. I'm stronger than anyone you could see.`
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:35 PM
Not to sound weird, but our interactions have really made me...Happy, I guess?
But it's a weird happy.
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:36 PM
You're right, that is weird.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:36 PM
Yeah. I know the feeling.
They’re not random numbers
It’s my pirate’s health.
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 05:37 PM
Oooooh
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:38 PM
3%
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:38 PM
Emmett sniffs his arm and sticks his tongue out as a joke.
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:39 PM
t!roll d30
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:40 PM
t!roll 7
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:40 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid formatting in: 7.

ex: t!roll d20 or t!roll 5d10+3
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:40 PM
t!roll d7
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:40 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d7 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:40 PM
Damn I'll need a new weapon this is a bit inefficient.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 05:41 PM
t!8ball Does Seth force Danny to reload his pistol while he punches the bad boys?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:41 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 05:42 PM
t!8ball Does Seth force Danny to reload his pistol while he punches the bad boys?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:42 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 05:42 PM
You stick bullet in barrel then you place gunpowder and push it in with stick
t!roll d5
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:43 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d5 : 2]
In the end, the result was: 2
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d15 : 12]
In the end, the result was: 12
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:44 PM
t!roll d15
As he realizes that Iris had fallen asleep, Emmett starts to shower uncomfortably.
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:45 PM
Next time try throwing the pistol at the enemy Seth. It'll probably have a better use than me trying to reload it.
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:45 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:45 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 9]
In the end, the result was: 9
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:46 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:46 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 9]
In the end, the result was: 9
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:46 PM
Sanya finds a hotdog on the ground.
Sanya eats it.
Sanya gains 15 health
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:48 PM
`That Hotdog tasted like crap.`
Deyner 23-Sep-18 05:48 PM
K im back!
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:48 PM
t!8ball Does Danny throw the pistol at the pirate he is currently fighting?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:48 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Platinum_Pathos.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 05:49 PM
(What should I do?) (edited)
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:49 PM
@Brakia It was a joke.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 05:49 PM
t!8ball Does Seth pee in the pirate's mouth?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:49 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 05:50 PM
t!8ball Does Seth pee in the pirate's mouth and then poop on his shoe?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:50 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 05:50 PM
t!roll 10
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:50 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid formatting in: 10.

ex: t!roll d20 or t!roll 5d10+3
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 05:50 PM
t!roll d12
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:50 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d12 : 5]
In the end, the result was: 5
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:51 PM
t!8ball Does this pirate accidentally attack Bill's?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:51 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Zander.
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:51 PM
t!8ball Does this pirate accidentally attack Bill's?
t!8ball Does this pirate accidentally attack Bill's?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:51 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Zander.
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:51 PM
t!d9
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:52 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid modifier.
Please use a modifier greater than -100 and less than 100.
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:52 PM
t!roll d30-1
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:52 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 29] + -1
In the end, the result was: 28
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:52 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:52 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 10]
In the end, the result was: 10
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:52 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:52 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 28]
In the end, the result was: 28
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:52 PM
`Eat shit, pirate`
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:52 PM
t!8ball Does Danny throw away the pistol?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:52 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Platinum_Pathos.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 05:53 PM
t!8ball does Seth pick up his gun and misfire it hitting Sanya?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:53 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 05:53 PM
t!roll d15
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:53 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d15 : 4]
In the end, the result was: 4
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:53 PM
"Your buddy over there didn't give me much of choice on that matter"
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 05:53 PM
Whoops sorry
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:53 PM
`Ow!`
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:54 PM
I swear I am going to shove one of these damn pistols down your throat one of these days.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:54 PM
`You bitch!`
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:54 PM
I call for a riot!
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:54 PM
t!8ball Does my pirate slip upon his own blade?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:54 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:54 PM
After this fight and all.
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:54 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:54 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 6]
In the end, the result was: 6
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:54 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:54 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 14]
In the end, the result was: 14
An Error Occurred.
Invalid formatting in: d30*5.

ex: t!roll d20 or t!roll 5d10+3
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:55 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:55 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 22]
In the end, the result was: 22
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:55 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:55 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 28]
In the end, the result was: 28
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:55 PM
`just..*huff* die` (edited)
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 05:56 PM
"After I sell your petals on the black market"
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:56 PM
Guys! I can't find my popcorn!
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:56 PM
"Just die" huff
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:56 PM
I don't know where it went!
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:56 PM
Sanya finds the popcorn
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:57 PM
`I don't like popcorn.`
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:57 PM
Damn it Sanya!
Do I need to swallow you right here, right now!
Brakia 23-Sep-18 05:57 PM
`I'm FUCKING SORRY?`
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 05:58 PM
t!roll d15
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 05:58 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d15 : 14]
In the end, the result was: 14
Zander 23-Sep-18 05:58 PM
Doo doo doo.
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 05:58 PM
Emmet we need to buy more popcorn!
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 05:58 PM
Iris starts to wake up.
...mmnm...
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 06:00 PM
t!roll D1
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 06:00 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d1 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:00 PM
Or, and here me out, I could swallow you Sanya.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 06:00 PM
`That's fucking gross.`
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:00 PM
Weigh your options carefully
Zander 23-Sep-18 06:01 PM
Emmett quiets down, thinking he heard something.
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:01 PM
I get to see how you taste.
I haven't had salad in a while.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 06:01 PM
...yeowza... my head.......
Brakia 23-Sep-18 06:01 PM
`That's fucked up.`
Bagelwrecker 23-Sep-18 06:01 PM
There's also a bit of distortion :D (Idea by "Gustav Johansson") ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ►T...
Zander 23-Sep-18 06:02 PM
Emmett peeks around the curtain.
Oh!
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 06:02 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 06:02 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 18]
In the end, the result was: 18
Zander 23-Sep-18 06:02 PM
Heh. Morning.
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:03 PM
Fine, the side-effect is that I'll get some of your powers. The taste is the main aspect of course though. (edited)
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 06:03 PM
...g’mornin’... Iris groans, brain not yet properly functioning.
Zander 23-Sep-18 06:04 PM
Emmett's face is soapy right now.
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:04 PM
There are potato chips in my room, if that'll help. (edited)
Or is that some form of cannibalism?
Sanya, is that cannibalism?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 06:05 PM
Iris finally starts to wake up, and yelps, covering her eyes with her hands, cheeks burning. (edited)
Brakia 23-Sep-18 06:05 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 06:05 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 24]
In the end, the result was: 24
Zander 23-Sep-18 06:05 PM
Iris, I'm behind a curtain for a reason. Relax.
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 06:05 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
Zander 23-Sep-18 06:06 PM
t!8ball Does Zander's pirate run away out of fear?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 06:06 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Zander.
Zander 23-Sep-18 06:07 PM
t!8ball Does Zander's pirate run away out of fear?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 06:07 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Zander.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 06:07 PM
I-I’m sorry! She stammers. I didn’t know you were showering! her face becomes redder.
Zander 23-Sep-18 06:07 PM
Chill Iris. (edited)
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:07 PM
Iris, stop being a pervert!
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 06:08 PM
t!8ball does hector wake up?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 06:08 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, MultiTheDuck.
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 06:08 PM
t!8ball does hector wake up?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 06:08 PM
🎱 | Yes, MultiTheDuck.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 06:08 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya collapse?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 06:08 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 06:08 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya collapse?
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 06:08 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia.
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 06:08 PM
Ugh, I overslept again (edited)
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 06:08 PM
Iris attempts to chill. I’m chilling!
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:08 PM
Sanya, I have a really important question to ask.
Brakia 23-Sep-18 06:08 PM
`What?`
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:08 PM
Is eating potatos cannibalism?
Brakia 23-Sep-18 06:09 PM
`No. That's kinda racist.`
Zander 23-Sep-18 06:09 PM
Emmett scrubs his face and stops the shower, putting on a towel.
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:09 PM
And what else qualifies as cannibalism
Brakia 23-Sep-18 06:09 PM
`Florans eating Florans.`
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:09 PM
Are you a carnivore?
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 06:09 PM
Alright I'm up now, what did I......
Brakia 23-Sep-18 06:09 PM
`Yes. Stop asking so many questions.`
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 06:09 PM
Hector walks out into the hall seeing the aftermath of the fight
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:10 PM
Or does that mean you're a herbivore?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 06:10 PM
Iris’ hands remain tightly clamped over her eyes.
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 06:10 PM
Wait I thought you died?
Zander 23-Sep-18 06:11 PM
If we're going to be....Whatever relationship we have right now, you really need to loosen up. I'm not showing my assets to you or anything.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 06:11 PM
...okay.... should I open my eyes...?
Zander 23-Sep-18 06:12 PM
Yeah.
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:12 PM
No you pervert.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 06:12 PM
iris does so, face still very red.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 06:13 PM
wakes up what happened where r the pirates? `
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:13 PM
We need a hot tub.
Or a spa. (edited)
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 06:13 PM
Oh my, you look in bad shape, can you stand?
Zander 23-Sep-18 06:13 PM
Emmett soggily smiled.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 06:13 PM
(Me?) (edited)
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 06:13 PM
(yes, I'm the only one near you other then sanya)
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 06:14 PM
...hi.
Zander 23-Sep-18 06:14 PM
Deyner 23-Sep-18 06:14 PM
I’m fine just oxygen deprivation got to me I guess by I’m Deyner and you are?
Brakia 23-Sep-18 06:14 PM
`Hello, Hector. I'm back from the dead. But, i don't think i will be for long.`
Sanya Collapses
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:15 PM
When is our next step to the store?
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 06:15 PM
Hector, nice to meet you, lets see if i can't fix you up hector holds out all 6 arms for a handshake
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:15 PM
The pirates kind of took half of our food supply.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 06:15 PM
Hector do you know where a Doctor is?
shakes his hands with his ice cold hand
Zander 23-Sep-18 06:15 PM
Hey.
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 06:16 PM
I'm the doctor of my ship, my nurse is still asleep
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 06:16 PM
how’s uh....
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 06:16 PM
Can you help me move sanya to the med bay?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 06:16 PM
how are things?
Zander 23-Sep-18 06:16 PM
Wet and refreshing. You?
Deyner 23-Sep-18 06:16 PM
if you want I can freeze her solid so if she is sick it slows it dow
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:16 PM
Or, I could eat Sanya.
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 06:16 PM
uh... a little uh... humid.
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 06:16 PM
She looks in bad condition, then i can fix you up after i stabilize her
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:16 PM
Still taste.
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 06:17 PM
No don't do that, just help me put her on this stretcher
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 06:17 PM
I think I’m gonna just... go... to my room... take a nap.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 06:17 PM
picks her up and puts her on he stretcher where is the captain of this ship plz? `
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:17 PM
Fine...
Zander 23-Sep-18 06:17 PM
Just stick in here. Why not?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 06:17 PM
...Alright.
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 06:18 PM
He was clearly here, but it seems he hit sanya a couple times, look at the markings on her back
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 06:18 PM
I'm heading to bed, take us to the store, captain. (edited)
Deyner 23-Sep-18 06:18 PM
Hmmmmm may I speak to the captain? `
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 06:18 PM
Hector leads Denyer to the med bay while pushing sanya
After i get you fixed up
~Episode ends there~
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 06:19 PM
Episode over that’s that
Deyner 23-Sep-18 06:19 PM
(My body temperature is about 20 degrees colder jam the average being)
That was fun
Zander 23-Sep-18 07:06 PM
@Jelsafan0 After this episode, Iris' and Emmett's secret spot would be the bathroom 😎
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 07:13 PM
until someone needs to take the fattest shit of their life
Deyner 23-Sep-18 07:17 PM
😂
Zander 23-Sep-18 07:27 PM
"Fuck"
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 08:23 PM
Zander repeatedly typing and not typing
Ha ha I have the power of observation
Zander 23-Sep-18 08:25 PM
Some things I think are important to note for next episode.
There's a time skip of two weeks between today's episode and next weekend's.

Our food supply is dangerously low, with members being reduced to two meals a day by the second week.

We have been lost in deep space yet again. The beginning of the episode marks the end of this strandedness.

We are entirely broke in terms of Ducketts.

Sanya is fully recovered from her last battle. No signs of Dread have occurred. She quickly becomes a good-hearted friend for both Iris and Emmett. In addition, she learns of Emmett's "squom" ordeal.

Seth has been irritable due to being without sex for two weeks. Plan accordingly.

Garrick and Chomsky have been plotting something, sticking to Chomsky's room for isolation. Despite this secrecy, Chomsky has asked Emmett for more books to read.

Despite being undernourished than usual, Jim looks more buff than before. He's been using asteroids as target practice at the pool area.

Iris has been getting emotionally better from her encounter with her father, but she still is unsure of the coordinates she was given. She and Emmett have been spending more time together, learning of each other's backstories and whatnot.

Everyone is more tired and exhausted than usual. There may be a health debuff to the crew due to them not taking care of their necessities like good bounty hunters should.
@Santa is Dead
Santa is Dead 23-Sep-18 08:28 PM
Oh cool
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 08:29 PM
interesting
Zander 23-Sep-18 08:30 PM
@WatchfulDrake
Also, Hector has been learning new concoctions with the help of Chomsky at this time. Sorry for forgetting you.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 08:31 PM
?
WatchfulDrake 23-Sep-18 08:31 PM
neat, maybe I'll have more darts now then the normal 3
Deyner 23-Sep-18 08:32 PM
hey Zander are all the rooms full?
Zander 23-Sep-18 08:32 PM
Deyner, being the newest member of the crew, is trying hard to find out how the crew is successful. He is usually stuck in his room building some contraption to himself. Only occasionally do we see him out of his room.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 08:32 PM
that’ll spice things up
i’m excited for next weeks episode
Deyner 23-Sep-18 08:32 PM
can i occasionally sleep on the kitchen counter?
Zander 23-Sep-18 08:33 PM
I'm excited for everyone to be literally starving (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 08:33 PM
me too
garrick fails to supply food because all he has is marshmallows (edited)
Zander 23-Sep-18 08:33 PM
The marshmallows increasingly start to melt in his pocket due to the lack of ac (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 08:34 PM
it’s forming into one massive glob of mallow
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 08:40 PM
what happens when Iris gets stressed if there’s nothing to bake
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 08:40 PM
lili
Zander 23-Sep-18 08:40 PM
She goes to Emmett
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 08:40 PM
make s’mores
Deyner 23-Sep-18 08:40 PM
she kills everyone? :P
\
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 08:40 PM
she eats emmett
Zander 23-Sep-18 08:40 PM
Problem solved
¯\(ツ)
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 08:41 PM
i introduce my chocolate lady into the story and everyone eats her alive on sight
Zander 23-Sep-18 08:41 PM
I like the thought of Iris coming to Emmett when he's showering and just casually gossiping like good friends
Sounds a little stupid but comfortable
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 08:43 PM
Danny eats everyone
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 08:44 PM
That sounds great.
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 08:45 PM
Also @Zander you mentioned most of the other members but left out Danny. Don't be discriminatory in the notes
Otherwise Danny will eat you
Danny does not discriminate
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 08:46 PM
But what has Emmett been doing?
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 08:47 PM
Taking a shower for 2 weeks
His fur is not looking good...
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 08:47 PM
his fur is practically stuck down to his skin now
Tatsumaki 23-Sep-18 08:47 PM
🆙 | [RP]retribution leveled up!
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 08:47 PM
nice
i haven’t decided if garrick needs to eat or not
Zander 23-Sep-18 08:48 PM
I apologise, my good man.
Danny, on the other hand, isn't starving. Due to his garbage gut, he is able to gain nutrients from everything and convert it to what he needs. In addition, he has been practicing his malletwork, nearly making a hole in his wall due to his strength.
@Platinum_Pathos
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 08:49 PM
Thank you, Danny appreciates it
He will not eat Emmet without reason any longer
Zander 23-Sep-18 08:50 PM
@Jelsafan0 Emmett's been just hanging in there. He's been feeling gloomy due to his food shortage and the reoccurring thought of his lack of romantic companion. During this period, he's been drinking more heavily, even getting drunk a few times, surprisingly.
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 08:51 PM
sounds like me without the drinking part
Deyner 23-Sep-18 08:51 PM
@Zander why not have a room dedicated to growin a supply of grass for emmett?
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 08:52 PM
We don’t have that much space man
at least i don’t think so
Deyner 23-Sep-18 08:52 PM
it wouldnt take that much tho
grass grows incredibly fast and does not need that much water or light
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 08:53 PM
It would be good to have a garden of some sort
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 08:53 PM
I’m pretty sure “grass” is actually weed
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 08:53 PM
Maybe Emmet could help with eating the weeds
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 08:53 PM
At least that’s the impression I got
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 08:53 PM
it’d be a waste of a room tbh
no it’s not weed
garrick made the same mistake once
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 08:54 PM
Oh
Huh
Deyner 23-Sep-18 08:54 PM
that way if food gets low we also have a source of food for a little while becasue we could also grow other fruits and veggies
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 08:54 PM
Ya learn something new each day
Wait wait wait
Don’t we already have one of those
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 08:54 PM
to be fair, he knows literally nothing about any species not found on earth
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 08:54 PM
the green room?
Treydel (Retribution) 23-Sep-18 08:54 PM
EAT
SANYA
Jelsafan0 23-Sep-18 08:55 PM
N o
T’will not be allowed
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 08:56 PM
I don't disagree with eating Sanya
Zander 23-Sep-18 08:58 PM
Grass isn't a sustainable diet for Emmett
He needs more than just grass; grass is just his comfort/civilizing food.
He's been out of grass for a good week.
So he may or may not be craving things.
Deyner 23-Sep-18 08:59 PM
thats why we could grow more than grass like fruits and veggies jsut enough in case we ever run out of food
Zander 23-Sep-18 09:00 PM
Space greeneries aren't quick, you know
Especially for over 11 people
Deyner 23-Sep-18 09:00 PM
we wouldnt nned ot eat from i tall the time jsut when were out of food and unable to get more
Zander 23-Sep-18 09:01 PM
The size of our greenery is enough to feed everyone probably three full-sized veggies (edited)
Not a lot
Deyner 23-Sep-18 09:02 PM
yea jsut about ration sizes for when times gets tough
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 09:04 PM
Everyone can start keeping rations in their room.
Well Danny already does that...
Zander 23-Sep-18 09:06 PM
He keeps tools in his room for eating (edited)
Platinum_Pathos 23-Sep-18 09:06 PM
He'd eat the ship if it came down to it.
Then he'd die since he can't breathe in space of course
Zander 24-Sep-18 03:27 PM
@Final Frontier
Short Quotes with Emmett During this Two Week Period:

Chomsky
E: "Hey Chomsky. Could I have one of my squather's books back?"
C: "No."
E: "Why not?"
C: "Your culture is really interesting to me."
E: "Really?"
C: "No." Chomsky goes back into his room.

Danny
E: "How's it going Danny?"
Da: "Pretty good. Been eating some iron to bump these up. Danny flexes, which really just looks like a blob.
E: "You've had food this whole time? We've been starving out here!"
Da: "My bad. Here." Danny tosses him a bar from the ship.
E: "Oh."

Deyner
De: "Emmett, could you toss me that tool out there? My machine launched it out of my room."
E: "Okay then." Emmett slides it under the door.
De: "Thanks." Deyner continues working on his contraption.

Garrick
G: "Emmett, I need that box right now." Garrick steals it from his grasp.
E: "What the hell Garrick?! I'm using that!"
G: "Rest in peace, E-met." Garrick phases through a wall to Chomsky's room, leaving only a hammer from the box.
E: "Damnit."

Hector
E: "Morning, Hector."
H: "Morning, Squoatling. You look malnourished."
E: "Well, we're sort of out of food."
H: "...I just got out of hibernation."
E: "Martians hibernate?"
H: "I might have hoarded a load of food in my hibernation... And I might have eaten it all." (edited)
Iris
I: Slips into the bathroom while Emmett is showering.
E: "Iris? Is that you?"
I: "Maybe."
E: "Why do you always come in here when I'm showering?"
I: "I dunno'. I'm comfortable talking to you in here."
E: "Interested in seeing my hot bod?"
I: "No, no."
E: "Are you sure you're not?"
I: Iris blushes. "...No."

Jim
J: "Emmett, you really don't look too well."
E: "It's a seasonal thing."
J: "No, I mean, you look frail and sick."
E: "Eh."
J: "You should give working out a chance. Really gets your blood pumping."
E: "I'll pass, but thanks."

Matieu
M: Matieu sneaks up on Emmett and cuts some of his fur off. "A fine specimen. Hector will be pleased."
E: "Hey! Why did you do that?" Emmett feels the spot he cut.
M: Matieu scurries away to Hector's room. "Haha! The genetic specimen is mine! Mine!"

Sanya
Sa: "Oh hey Emmett."
E: "Hey hic."
Sa: "What's with this 'squom' thing again? I'm supposed to nurture you or something?
E: "hic That's the spirit, you big sillypus."
Sa: "You didn't answer my question."
E: Emmett pukes due to his high intoxication.

Seth
Se: "I'm dying, Emmett. I need..."
E: "You look fine to me."
Se: "I need fresh virgins..."
E: "I need food more than anything."
Se: "We need fresh virgins."
E: Emmett puts a finger to his chin. "Maybe."
WatchfulDrake 24-Sep-18 03:29 PM
Max's amuses me, idk why
Zander 24-Sep-18 03:29 PM
Matieu is now golem
Treydel (Retribution) 24-Sep-18 03:30 PM
funnie
WatchfulDrake 24-Sep-18 03:31 PM
I'd believe it, probably trying to clone you to please sanya
Zander 24-Sep-18 03:35 PM
Dude, if he could clone Emmett, that would be amazing
But unfortunately it would be male
WatchfulDrake 24-Sep-18 03:36 PM
mhm
Zander 24-Sep-18 03:37 PM
And also, the two would bicker a lot.
WatchfulDrake 24-Sep-18 03:37 PM
I'm sure
Zander 24-Sep-18 04:27 PM
@Jelsafan0 lolp
Jelsafan0 24-Sep-18 04:28 PM
???
Zander 24-Sep-18 04:28 PM
Read up
Jelsafan0 24-Sep-18 04:29 PM
Already did lol
Zander 24-Sep-18 04:29 PM
Read more
Jelsafan0 24-Sep-18 04:36 PM
I read the whole thing
Zander 24-Sep-18 04:40 PM
Now read more
Deyner 24-Sep-18 08:12 PM
My favorite conversation is between Chompsky and Emmett
Platinum_Pathos 25-Sep-18 10:12 AM
Guys my story is on its 3rd page and I think I'm only 5% done with my pre-invasion story, the first of many to come (edited)
Platinum_Pathos 25-Sep-18 12:10 PM
@Final Frontier Does anyone want to read what I have so far? Sorry if this is a useless ping, I would like some critique though
WatchfulDrake 25-Sep-18 12:16 PM
post it?
Zander 25-Sep-18 12:31 PM
Will do when I get home, @Platinum_Pathos
Platinum_Pathos 25-Sep-18 01:51 PM
I'll post when I get to my pc at home
Platinum_Pathos 25-Sep-18 03:59 PM
“Danny! Danny, wake up!”
I slowly opened my eyes to see bright ocean-blue eyes looking down on me from a perpendicular view.
“Adea, before I open my eyes, how much time is it before sunrise?”, I groan.
“Umm, three hours before sunrise,” Adea mumbles.
“Wake me again, one hour before please,” I request.
“But Danny it’s the big day! Come on, come on!”
“What do you even plan to do while we wait for it to start?”
“I don’t know but I’m just so ready to join!”
“I know you are, but the academy isn’t going anywhere.”
“Then can you wait awake with me. Pleeeease Danny!” Adea pleaded with her large ovular eyes.
“Fine, fine,” I comply. Even though I am a morning person, my blue sister always has too much energy for her own good. I had to learn to control my energy and convert it into useful ways, but it took GUYS with no one to help. The academy eventually helped me to use this to my advantage. Hopefully it will have the same effect on her. After all who else was going to help us. Now the time of GUY has come again when the 8 GUY olds are allowed to take the academy’s entrance exam with a chance to become some of the finest warriors on Planet Popstar. This GUY that list includes Adea, I’ve helped her train and study to ace this test after she claimed she wanted to reach the heights of a Star Warrior just like my own goal.
Platinum_Pathos 25-Sep-18 04:00 PM
Following the blue outline of Adea we walk into the expansive living room which covers about fifty square feet complete with a hundred inch TV with surround sound. The living room opened up into a clean kitchen filled with utensils and a fridge holding foods from fresh eggs from Earth and sweets found here on our home planet. The government cares for all of our expenses including the rather luxurious house my sister and I live in as well as any activities outside of the house such as sporting events and movie screenings.
“Will Hesper be coming today as well?” Adea asks out of nowhere.
“I’m not sure if she can make it today, it was hard enough for me to get a few hours off to see your ceremony. I’ll call her on the way to see, is that ok?
Hesper, to put it bluntly, is my only friend; she is also one of the few people that have treated Adea and I nicely. Adea treats her as if she were her older sister and the two get along very well.I've known Hesper for about seven GUYS, since our entrance into the academy at eight GUYS.
Adea and I are… different from the rest of the population. While the poyo race is known mostly for its tan and pink skin tones, the small human population ranges from pale to dark brown. The poyos rarely get above four feet and ten inches and the humans are usually towering over at a minimum of five feet and 6 inches. I am expected to be done growing now that I am fifteen GUYS, but I've still grown another inch in the last 2 months, now I reach five feet and Adea is currently at 3 feet and 6 inches. The both of us, oddly enough have blue skin tones, and we don't know why, we don't even know where are parents are to ask.
“If we're up this early, we might as well do something for the next few hours. How does training sound Adea?”
“Ugh, but I don't like training in the morning, can we do something else?”
“Nope! To the basement we go!” I yell while grabbing Adea and throwing her over my shoulder like a pack of sand.
“Sheesh, what have you been eating, boulders?” I joke.
“Hey! That's mean!” Adea yells as she pounds my back.
“Should I roll you down these stair?”
Adea froze in what one can only assume to be absolute terror. “You wouldn't.”
“Do you really want to know what I would and would not do?”
“Fine… Can we at least start with shooting?” she asked after I set her down to descend the stairs.
“Sure, should I assume you want the bow.”
“You know me so well dear brother of mine.”
“Then take this,” I say as I toss her a six inch pole with a grip in the middle.
“I asked for a bow, not a pole,”
“Before you look so dejected, wrap your fingers around the grip and thrust your arm forward” I explain.
Doing as I said the end of the poles popped out and up in the form of a compound bow.
“So? What do you think?” I ask.
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That's what I have so far
Zander 25-Sep-18 04:38 PM
@Platinum_Pathos You don't have to use GUY's so much
I'm unsure if Popstar uses GUY's for its official time system.
Platinum_Pathos 25-Sep-18 09:27 PM
Sorry hw took a while +4-h meetings
What do you mean by that @Zander?
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Sep-18 09:39 PM
it’s kind, if i ever made a story of some kind for garrick, it’d just use earth years
because he lives on earth
same for danny, he’d use whatever time system popstar uses
Zander 25-Sep-18 09:46 PM
Deyner 25-Sep-18 09:51 PM
??
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Sep-18 09:52 PM
emmett the terminator
Zander 25-Sep-18 09:52 PM
I was requested to make this
Deyner 25-Sep-18 09:54 PM
Can u make a Japanese Emmett?
Zander 25-Sep-18 09:54 PM
That depends on what you mean by Japanese.
Deyner 25-Sep-18 09:55 PM
It’s a joke
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Sep-18 09:55 PM
emmett but he is of japanese descent
Deyner 25-Sep-18 09:55 PM
Cuz Japanese eat dogs and Emmett is half dog and goat
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Sep-18 09:55 PM
people eat goats why didn’t you just make a joke about that
Deyner 25-Sep-18 09:56 PM
But squoatlings are a mix of dogs and goats and only Japanese ppl eat dogs
Tatsumaki 25-Sep-18 09:56 PM
🆙 | Deyner leveled up!
Zander 25-Sep-18 09:58 PM
A lot of Asian cultures eat dog
Deyner 25-Sep-18 09:58 PM
I give up... (edited)
Zander 25-Sep-18 09:59 PM
That gave me an idea for a cyberpunk Emmett though.
Deyner 25-Sep-18 10:00 PM
Can you make a steampunk Emmett?
Zander 25-Sep-18 10:00 PM
Which cyberpunk is literally just modern Japan
WatchfulDrake 25-Sep-18 10:00 PM
make a "kawaii" Emmett
Treydel (Retribution) 25-Sep-18 10:00 PM
no
don’t
Zander 25-Sep-18 10:00 PM
Steampunk is a little hard for me to pull off.

I like steampunk a lot. But there's a lot I'd need to pull off in a 215x215 pixel image
I prefer the small picture size for convenience, by the way. (edited)
Deyner 25-Sep-18 10:01 PM
I love steam punk
Zander 25-Sep-18 10:01 PM
@WatchfulDrake That's not hard at all.
I just need to add eyes and make his mouth move up.
WatchfulDrake 25-Sep-18 10:02 PM
lol yeah
maybe the blush also
Zander 25-Sep-18 10:03 PM
Then add a stereotypical pastel pink for the background
I only add blush for interactions with Squosafina as a joke (edited)
WatchfulDrake 25-Sep-18 10:05 PM
lol
Zander 26-Sep-18 07:31 AM
WatchfulDrake 26-Sep-18 09:19 AM
nice
Zander 27-Sep-18 06:19 PM
Made an svg of Emmett for my first time messing with Illustrator.
Doesn't look too shabby.
Deyner 27-Sep-18 06:21 PM
Wait Zander did you already have animate?
Zander 27-Sep-18 06:21 PM
I mean, I have a class for Animate.
Deyner 27-Sep-18 06:22 PM
Did they give you animate?
Zander 27-Sep-18 06:22 PM
And I just got it at home today from the school district
Deyner 27-Sep-18 06:22 PM
How?
Zander 27-Sep-18 06:22 PM
Every student got an email saying that they had the whole creative suite available for them.
Deyner 27-Sep-18 06:23 PM
OK
Treydel (Retribution) 27-Sep-18 07:02 PM
i did that with trep a few weeks ago 'cause i got bored
might as well try it with some other stuff
Zander 27-Sep-18 07:04 PM
Trey, are you ever going to finish that Duck Game thing (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 27-Sep-18 07:05 PM
Hey you could use illustrator for you duck game heads
Zander 27-Sep-18 07:05 PM
No
That would be terrifying
And also, Duck Game uses raster images
I prefer not to convert, to be honest
Interesting proposition though.
Enchantingtable2013 27-Sep-18 07:08 PM
They remade baldis basics in unreal
Zander 27-Sep-18 07:08 PM
Yeah
Deyner 29-Sep-18 05:46 PM
We usually do ff at 2 right?
Zander 29-Sep-18 05:49 PM
Yeah
Zander 29-Sep-18 06:18 PM
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:08 PM
first
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:13 PM
Won’t be able to tap but can listen
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:14 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett wake up from the pilot's seat?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:14 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Zander.
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:14 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett wake up from the pilot's seat?
t!8ball Does Emmett wake up from the pilot's seat?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:14 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Zander.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:15 PM
does emmet eat p
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:15 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya finally get her outfit right?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:15 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Brakia.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:15 PM
`Finally.`
`Some shorts that fit.`
Enchantingtable2013 30-Sep-18 02:16 PM
t!8ball Do I go to the fridge, only finding all the bread is gone?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:16 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 30-Sep-18 02:16 PM
WHO ATE ALL THE DARNED BREAD?
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:16 PM
We had it for dinner last night.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:16 PM
t!8ball Does Deyner finish fixing Chompsky’s flamethrower?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:16 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Deyner.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:17 PM
`five hundred ninety nine...six hundred` (edited)
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:17 PM
As it turns out, Emmett ate the last crumbs of bread. (edited)
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:17 PM
t!8ball Does Deyner finish fixing Chompsky’s flamethrower?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:17 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Deyner.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:17 PM
t!8ball Does Seth airlock a female shapeshifter that Emmett did the bang bang boom boom with?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:17 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:17 PM
Iris is in her room, with her stuff pushed out of the way, ribbon dancing.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:17 PM
Chomsky!!
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:18 PM
`Why are you guys so scared about losing food, we'll find something eventually.`
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:18 PM
t!8ball Did Seth airlock the fridge?
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:18 PM
join the vc smelli
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:18 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:18 PM
Gimme a sec
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:18 PM
Chomsky!! Come to my room!!!!
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:18 PM
We could always go raid an asteroid farm.
ProfessorTree 30-Sep-18 02:18 PM
t!8ball is KYL300 discharged?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:18 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, ProfessorTree.
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:19 PM
Emmett is just peacefully sleeping in the pilot's chair.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:19 PM
"Emmet, I dont feel so good..."
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:19 PM
puts the flamethrower on his workbench Eh.. time to get working on other stuff
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:19 PM
Garrick peeks out of the room.
What?
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:19 PM
If the spacesuits didn't get cut up during that space pirate battle.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:20 PM
@Santa is Dead
smell
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:20 PM
`Well, since we have nothing better to do i guess I'll start installing the camera systems. Just incase we land.`
Enchantingtable2013 30-Sep-18 02:20 PM
Man I could really go for some sourdough right now.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:20 PM
The ribbon catches on her leg and she falls with a thump.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:20 PM
t!8ball Does Jim find the recourses needed for a camera system?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:20 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, TheBlade.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:20 PM
walks out of the room to sneak a snack
sneaks into the kitchen the finds no food
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:21 PM
she sighs, closing her eyes. I think that’s enough for today.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:21 PM
`Well, i guess we are out of everything...`
`No food, no equipment... soon we'll run out of feul.`
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:21 PM
silently walks into his room before he is noticed by others
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:21 PM
t!8ball does garrick come out through the door to regroup with everyone
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:21 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:21 PM
t!8ball does garrick come out through the door to regroup with everyone
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:21 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:22 PM
alright
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:22 PM
`We need to get some Duckets.`
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:22 PM
(Zander where is Emmett right now?)
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:23 PM
Don't worry about fuel, I made sure to stock up on fuel at the last fuel station, maybe like 10 spacemiles back
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:23 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett wake up and quietly yawn in his position?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:23 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Zander.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:23 PM
She stands, putting her ribbons away and instead grabbing Ignis.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:24 PM
starts laying out the mold for a kusarigama
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:24 PM
Sigh
Morning, everyone.
This is your pilot, Emmett speaking.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:24 PM
She turns and walks out of her room. Where to go...? She hums.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:24 PM
Jim walks around the ship checking on all the systems
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:25 PM
CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! other hammer sounds
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:25 PM
We're over 20 days into the depths of deep space and with little to no food.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:25 PM
That's why we have Sanya.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:25 PM
Iris sighs. we already know that, she mumbles.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:26 PM
`Seth, I'll stab you.`
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:26 PM
muffled Don't eat Sanya. (edited)
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:26 PM
However, that doesn't mean we need to get our spirits down.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:26 PM
`Then we'll see who's food.`
Enchantingtable2013 30-Sep-18 02:27 PM
Since when did the plant come back to life?
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:27 PM
Jim gets to the captain pilot cabin `Is there anything in our path to land?`
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:27 PM
sends a message to Emmett I have at least one days worth of rations if needed (edited)
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:28 PM
t!choose kitchen | cockpit | pool | lounge
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:28 PM
🤔 | Brakia, I pick pool!
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:28 PM
`I'll head to the pool.`
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:29 PM
For twelve people, Deyner?
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:29 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky abandon garrick and meet Sanya at the pool
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:29 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, PlasmaPerson.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:29 PM
Well, jeez. Alrighty then.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:29 PM
I don’t eat breakfast or lunch Emmett
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:29 PM
we'll talk later, garrick.
hey Sanya.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:30 PM
`What are you doing here?`
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:30 PM
Garrick floats through the door and heads to the lounge.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:30 PM
`Hey, Emmett, is there any place to land soon?`
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:30 PM
what? I'm not allowed to use the pool?
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:30 PM
Not that I know of, Jim. (edited)
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:30 PM
`It's just strange to see you here.`
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:30 PM
Chomsky!!! Come get your flamethrower!
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:31 PM
as opposed to somewhere else on the ship?
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:31 PM
OOH! I WANT IT
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:31 PM
`Hm.`
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:31 PM
no
holds Chomsky’s flamethrower (edited)
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:31 PM
relax. I'm not going to kill you.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:31 PM
Garrick quickly floats to deyner's room to snag the flamethrower.
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:32 PM
Emmett gets up and stretches. His fur was roughened due to his lack of food.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:32 PM
Iris sighs. Pool it is, she decides, turning back to change into her swimsuit.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:32 PM
Here, I'll give it to him.
Yeeeaaah...
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:32 PM
Seth follows Iris to watch
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:32 PM
*Intercom* You guys going to the pool?
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:32 PM
Chomsky I swear to god come get your mother trucking flamethrower or I’ll give it to Garrick
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:32 PM
I don't even have my weapon right now.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:32 PM
`Might need to check on the cell to make sure its up just incase we run completely out of grass again.`
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:32 PM
🆙 | TheBlade leveled up!
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:32 PM
Get the hell out, Seth.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:32 PM
No fun.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:32 PM
`Don't want that to happen again, do we Emmet?`
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:33 PM
Chonk, don't come get your weapon.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:33 PM
Go.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:33 PM
but I'm in the pool. Have him bring it to me.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:33 PM
Away.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:33 PM
He’s gonna steal it
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:33 PM
I would never.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:33 PM
well then you bring it to me.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:33 PM
Okay
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:34 PM
t!8ball does Iris shove Seth out of her room?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:34 PM
🎱 | Yes, Jelsafan0.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:34 PM
Move Garrick
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:34 PM
Emmett weakly walks over to the pool area. Hey guys.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:34 PM
Iris slams the door and locks it behind him.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:34 PM
Jeez. what a rude woman.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:34 PM
`Hey Emmett.`
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:34 PM
walks to the pool
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:34 PM
Psst... you can just go through me.
Enchantingtable2013 30-Sep-18 02:34 PM
t!8ball Do I check on the conflict I hear?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:34 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Enchantingtable2013.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:34 PM
She changes into her swimsuit quickly, before unlocking the door and heading to the pool.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:35 PM
arrives at the pool
Chomsky??
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:35 PM
Sanya, I feel weak, man.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:35 PM
over here.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:35 PM
`Why is everyone coming to the pool?`
`What's wrong, Emmett?`
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:35 PM
Its the place to be, Sanya.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:36 PM
I came here to swim, Iris states.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:36 PM
walks to Chomsky
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:36 PM
`wait...Someone check on the grass supply.`
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:36 PM
We've been out of food, you know.
And also, out of the g-thing.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:36 PM
thank you, Deyner, you're a lifesaver.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:36 PM
We had grass sandwiches last night
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:36 PM
`I see.`
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:36 PM
Emmett ate most of it
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:37 PM
Iris sits on the side of the pool, dipping her feet in.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:37 PM
No problem and Emmett I need to talk to you (edited)
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:37 PM
Hence why we're out of bread.
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:37 PM
Shut up, Seth. I didn't eat shit last night.
Yes, Deyner?
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:37 PM
Can you follow me? (edited)
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:37 PM
Internet about to go out for a minute
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:37 PM
I mean, I can.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:37 PM
brb
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:37 PM
But why?
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:38 PM
what is this pool made of, Anyway?
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:38 PM
Where is everyone...?
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:38 PM
walks to the navigation room
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:38 PM
Iris sighs, closing her eyes and relaxing.
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:38 PM
Okay?
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:38 PM
Garrick looks around for a little bit, eventually ending up at the pool. (edited)
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:38 PM
`Hello, Iris. How are you?`
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:38 PM
'Sup.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:39 PM
yo.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:39 PM
Gelatinous Water, real relaxing.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:39 PM
a little tired.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:39 PM
yo period.
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:39 PM
Fine then.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:39 PM
final frontier 3 - yo.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:39 PM
a little hungry, a little stressed.
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:39 PM
Emmett follows after Deyner. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:39 PM
Unfortunately not edible though
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:39 PM
otherwise, fine. Yourself?
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:40 PM
`I'm glad I have a proper outfit, but overall, I'm good.`
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:40 PM
you know, garrick, you could be looking for ways to get food, considering you don't need any for yourself.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:40 PM
Shit out of cigs and space weed
Enchantingtable2013 30-Sep-18 02:40 PM
You druggie.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:40 PM
opens up the map and points to a planet This is Jegon-8 it’s a food abundant place that’s ran by a warlord we can take it if you want goes back to his room and works on the new weapon
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:40 PM
Yeah, well, I doubt I already have anything.
I don't need to eat, so I don't keep food on me.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:41 PM
t!8ball Does Deyner successfully make the weapon?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:41 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Deyner.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:41 PM
`Someone remind me why Seth is the captian again?` (edited)
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:41 PM
no, I mean use maps and stuff to find a planet with food.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:41 PM
Space weed isn't considered a drug in the GU.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:41 PM
Iris hums a lullaby her father used to sing her as she sits, for once feeling fine. (edited)
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:41 PM
t!8ball Does Deyner successfully make the weapon?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:41 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Deyner.
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:41 PM
Emmett views the map.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:41 PM
Where would I find that? We're in the middle of space.
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:41 PM
This is on the other side of the galaxy, Deyner!
Enchantingtable2013 30-Sep-18 02:41 PM
Good question, but he's a constant customer.
The guy is addicted to morphine.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:41 PM
You said we needed food I presented a answer
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:42 PM
I dunno. Can't this thing go light speed?
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:42 PM
Emmett scowls.
Light speed will kill you all in the pool area.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:42 PM
We can't go at lightspeed. We're not made of light.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:42 PM
This raid could easily feed us for months Emmett
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:43 PM
well hyperspace or something then.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:43 PM
Did I hear raid?
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:43 PM
t!8ball does Seth chill on his bed, looking through magazines?
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:43 PM
...no?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:43 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:44 PM
Deyner, I don't think this is viable.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:45 PM
I could direct some of the unnecessary power and reroute it to the engines
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:45 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett see something on the Navigation panel?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:45 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, TheBlade.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:45 PM
I'm down for a raid. I'd finally get to use my flamethrower for something useful.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:45 PM
`Is this thing even working?`
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:45 PM
Why not? This could feed us for a while and it’s run by a corrupt warlord?
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:45 PM
We're not doing a raid on a warlord.
Final answer sorry.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:46 PM
`Trying to raid a warlord would be suicide.`
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:46 PM
good choice.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:46 PM
t!8ball does garrick find a marshmallow
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:46 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, [RP]retribution.
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:46 PM
t!8ball Rather than seeing something on the panel, does Emmett see a intergalactal toll station?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:46 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Zander.
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:46 PM
t!8ball Rather than seeing something on the panel, does Emmett see a intergalactal toll station?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:46 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Zander.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:46 PM
Twould be beneficial and we would have a steady stream of food from the grateful villagers though
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:46 PM
Something in the front!
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:46 PM
Oh wow.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:46 PM
Anyone want a marshmallow?
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:47 PM
`Why the hell isn't is showing on the panel?`
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:47 PM
Iris raises her hand.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:47 PM
`I do!`
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:47 PM
*Intercom* I think it's a deep space station, guys!
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:47 PM
Looky there, a toll station
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:47 PM
t!8ball Does Garrick give the marshmallow to Sanya?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:47 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Brakia.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:47 PM
wait, garrick, you once pulled a marshmallow out of your pocket. What other food have you got in there?
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:47 PM
Iris asked first.
Garrick throws the marshmallow to Iris.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:47 PM
Iris catches it.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:48 PM
also I'm captain because I have the most knowledge on ship combat and ships in general.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:48 PM
Sanya I have a request?
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:48 PM
Emmett tunes into the station's frequency.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:48 PM
Thanks.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:48 PM
Seth you are the captain correct?
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:48 PM
`Lets see what they have to say....`
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:48 PM
I appreciate it.
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:48 PM
Vortex Pummeler to Toll Station....Y-28.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:49 PM
`Well that was quick.`
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:49 PM
QUIT ARGUING ABOUT A MARSHMALLOW!
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:49 PM
I am die
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:49 PM
im die
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:49 PM
takes his swords and cuts the marshmallow in half there now eat
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:50 PM
`What is the purpose of the payment?`
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:50 PM
Iris gets a sudden headache. Ah, did you want this, Sanya?
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:50 PM
no she didnt
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:50 PM
Sanya you are the resident chemist here?
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:50 PM
There, now i wont hurt your ears
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:50 PM
I am ,Deyner. (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:50 PM
this is why youre mad dummy in dotishtale lol
Enchantingtable2013 30-Sep-18 02:50 PM
Thanks couso
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:50 PM
I AM DEYNER
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:51 PM
no
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:51 PM
Literally, just don't yell at each other over a marshmallow.
Enchantingtable2013 30-Sep-18 02:51 PM
I am your father
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:51 PM
Sure, he broke 8ball.
So what?
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:51 PM
it wasnt about the fucking marshmallow
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:51 PM
Iris asked if you wanted the marshmallow
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:51 PM
Just compromise.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:51 PM
yell over a jar of peanut butter.
Enchantingtable2013 30-Sep-18 02:51 PM
Several people are typing...
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:51 PM
End of story.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:51 PM
um...yes? I am?
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:51 PM
i fucking said that
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:51 PM
brody
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:51 PM
Do you want the marshmalllow
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:51 PM
u smell
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:51 PM
Calm down.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:51 PM
if we disregard the 8ball at will, what's the point of it even being here? (edited)
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
Quit
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
D o
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
Getting
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
sanya smells like p
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
t!8ball Does Deyner successfullyy make a weapon?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Deyner.
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
Upset
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
You want
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
Over
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
"Toll Station Y-28 to Vortox Pummeler we hear you loud and clear."
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
A
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
The marshmallow
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
Decision
About
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
A
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
(Well fuck)
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
Marshmallow
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
IT
is
about
the
8ball
like
i
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
Just join
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
Do you want it or not
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
said
20
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
MARSHMALLOW
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
times
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
Join voice chat or your argument is invalid
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:52 PM
...Sanya?
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:53 PM
t!8ball does Deyner let Chomsky be the chemist like he is
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:53 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:53 PM
whatcha need, Deyner?
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:53 PM
Y-28, is there civilization on the other side of here? (edited)
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:53 PM
Where is Deyner
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:53 PM
Brody break 8ball like every day.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:54 PM
When?1
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:54 PM
Whenever a silly decision is made
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:54 PM
do you have any chemical mixtures that burns for a while?
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:54 PM
when the fuck do i break the damn 8ball?
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:54 PM
if you keep being so ungrateful, garrick just won't offer food anymore
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:54 PM
Dread being in Sanya's butthole.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:54 PM
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:54 PM
You said no that doesn't happen
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:54 PM
No, because it still fucking happens
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:54 PM
Lili I’m in the pool area I think?
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:54 PM
pretty much everything. Yeah.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:54 PM
Iris sighs and just eats the marshmallow because Sanya isn’t answering.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:54 PM
No it moved to garricks butthole because you got so angry
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:54 PM
a long while, or a short while?
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:54 PM
Can you bring some to my room?
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:54 PM
Just join voice
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:55 PM
`a long while
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:55 PM
She gives a distrustful half-glare to Deyner.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:55 PM
Mkay.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:55 PM
"Depends on which switch we choose for your ship to go through."
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:55 PM
Oh yeah, and when i got angry that you made every weapon a fucking dildo, did that get changed? NO
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:55 PM
It did though
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:55 PM
calm down
lol
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:55 PM
Chomsky brings chemical t5G to Deyners room
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:55 PM
(Who’s turn is it?)
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:55 PM
It got changed to a button that changes your weapon into a dildo when you pressed it.
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:55 PM
We need the closest civilization to here... We're out of D's though.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:56 PM
grabs the chemical Thank you
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:56 PM
what do you need it for?
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:56 PM
No, every fucking weapon can now fucking change into a dildo. They arent disregarded, comprimises are made
there is a fucking differenc
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:56 PM
"Well furball, guess you can't go through then."
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:56 PM
nothing
(Its lilis turn)
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:56 PM
Take my credit, Y-28.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:56 PM
Oh, for Christ's sake. Is there any other way we can get around it?
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:56 PM
uh huh... Welp, I'll trust you know what you're doing. See ya.
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:56 PM
I'll pay it later.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:56 PM
Dread was still in a fucking butthole, and every weapon can turn into a dlido whenever it's wanted
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:57 PM
"Let me check your tab."
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:57 PM
Comprimises
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:57 PM
Chomsky goes back to the pool.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:57 PM
not changes
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:57 PM
t!8ball does Iris actually get in the pool?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:57 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Jelsafan0.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:57 PM
B R O D Y C A L M D O W N
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:57 PM
Those weren't the original questions asked, Brody.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:57 PM
nobody cares about this but you
Brakia 30-Sep-18 02:57 PM
COMPRIMISES
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:57 PM
t!8ball Does Deyner successfully make the weapon?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 02:57 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Deyner.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:57 PM
finishes making the weapon
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:57 PM
"Vortox Pummeler, it says here you have over 13,000,000 ducketts in debt for the tolls."
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:57 PM
We're done with this debate. Just join voice or don't.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 02:58 PM
`....`
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:58 PM
"Sorry can't let you through until you pay"
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:58 PM
Iris can you please come to my room?
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:58 PM
Iris stands in the shallow end of the pool, and sighs. what for?
Zander 30-Sep-18 02:58 PM
Y-28, I think you're mistaken. Are you reading our dues upside down? I've paid every time we've gone through these.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:58 PM
A surprise
Enchantingtable2013 30-Sep-18 02:58 PM
Secksee time
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:58 PM
Chomsky takes off his cloak and shoes and floats on the top of the pool. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 02:59 PM
Guess me having sex with them wasn't enough to stop them from putting it on my tab.
¯\(ツ)
Deyner 30-Sep-18 02:59 PM
goes to his room
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:59 PM
how have I never been to this room before?
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 02:59 PM
Iris sighs heavily. fine. She gets out of the pool, grabbing a towel and wrapping it around her, following Deyner.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 02:59 PM
How does this pool even work?
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 02:59 PM
no clue. I just know it's fun.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:00 PM
Here this is to say I’m sorry for the offnense I caused hands her he box
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:00 PM
Garrick sits on top of the pool.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:00 PM
"once you pay, then you can pass."
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:00 PM
Iris gives him a confused look.
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:00 PM
Emmett sighs.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:00 PM
"Otherwise I'm gonna have to ask you to leave"
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:00 PM
You’ll have to literally tell her to take it and open it
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:00 PM
hey garrick?
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:01 PM
`Emmett, i can attempt to get into their system and make them think that we paid...`
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:01 PM
Yeah?
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:01 PM
There's like 4 ships behind you.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:01 PM
She doesn’t trust you
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:01 PM
so you're a ghost. Does that mean you had a past life?
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:01 PM
*Intercom* Does anyone have thirteen Ducketts on hand? Just thirteen I need.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:01 PM
Open it Iris
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:01 PM
Check inside your butthole Emmett.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:01 PM
...You know, I have no idea.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:01 PM
Iris hesitantly takes it and opens it. Her eyes widen. Is this...?
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:01 PM
I saw you like ribbon dancing so I made this
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:02 PM
Don't worry Emmett I got this
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:02 PM
hmm. No brain, no memories, I guess. No offense.
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:02 PM
*Intercom* No one?
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:02 PM
Master diplomat right here.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:02 PM
`I might.`
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:02 PM
I think I saw some on the kitchen counter!!!!
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:02 PM
t!8ball Does Seth convince the toll keeper to have sex with him in exchange for free passage?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:02 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:02 PM
t!8ball Does Jim find some change in his wallet?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:02 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, TheBlade.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:03 PM
t!8ball Does Jim find some change in his wallet?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:03 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, TheBlade.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:03 PM
did you make this? Iris asks, dumbfounded.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:03 PM
Hey, I'm not the one that burned his own parents.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:03 PM
Comeon you know you want this
"No."
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:03 PM
t!rolld50
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:03 PM
Fuck
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:03 PM
t!roll d50
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:03 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d50 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:03 PM
Chomsky widens his eyes and sits up.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:03 PM
Yes and you can light the chain and blade ablaze and it won’t melt
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:03 PM
what did you say?
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:03 PM
`I got about...8 Ducketts.`
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:03 PM
She examines the kusarigama with fascination.
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:03 PM
*Intercom* We need five D's!
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:03 PM
I read your log. You write a lot in there.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:04 PM
I said I saw some on the kitchen counter semds the message to Emmett
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:04 PM
"Sorry Vortox Pummeler I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:04 PM
t!8ball does garrick have 5 stolen ducketts
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:04 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, [RP]retribution.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:04 PM
first of all, that's private. You shouldn't be looking through my belongings. Second....
that was an accident.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:04 PM
Yo! Emmett! I found 5D!
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:04 PM
Wait, wait! We have the cash. Relax.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:04 PM
it's in the past. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:04 PM
"I don't appreciate the sexual advances your captain made upon me."
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:05 PM
`Just let us pass, we got the D's`
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:05 PM
He has Parkinson's disease. I apologize. (edited)
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:05 PM
Is it satisfactory?
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:05 PM
Sexual Advances Smexual Advances.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:05 PM
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's just get through the toll.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:05 PM
you've got to promise you won't tell anyone about that.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:06 PM
"Hmm, seems one of these ducketts is counterfeit"
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:06 PM
I'm serious. (edited)
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:06 PM
`Alright, lady, do we really need to report ya?`
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:06 PM
She gives Deyner a respectful nod. Thank you.
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:06 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett start to get pissed off?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:06 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:06 PM
I think you're counterfeit, bitch.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:06 PM
smiles No problem
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:07 PM
I'll keep it secret if you let me borrow your flamethrower.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:07 PM
"Nice no u loser, I'm like 1 digit away from calling the Police."
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:07 PM
`We got the Duckett's, you are holding up traffic, and we really need to pass.` (edited)
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:07 PM
Emmett dives into his room for the split-second and takes out his "Opportunity".
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:07 PM
She extends her hand. Iris Bellatoria. she introduces, smiling lightly.
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:07 PM
Let us through or pay the toll.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:07 PM
I will go to the ends of the earth, learn every archaic spell to have ever existed, and I will strike you down.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:07 PM
You can't kill a ghost, dummy.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:08 PM
"No."
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:08 PM
Deyner.. Deyner Revathen shakes her brining hot hand
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:08 PM
that's what the archaic spells are for.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:08 PM
"Sorry. Police have been called"
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:08 PM
Her hand isn’t hotttt
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:08 PM
Deyner is sensitive to heat because he’s a snow elf
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:08 PM
Emmett starts to charge up his crossbow.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:08 PM
`Alright, lady, can you just open the damn gate?`
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:08 PM
Okay
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:08 PM
Any type
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:08 PM
`Do you really want that paperwork?`
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:08 PM
The police don't care about us.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:08 PM
That’s why his room is really cold
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:08 PM
Alright, I'll just get another flamethrower.
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:08 PM
t!8ball does Hector wake up?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:08 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, MultiTheDuck.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:08 PM
goes to work in his room
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:09 PM
"I don't deal with the paperwork, I'm just an intern."
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:09 PM
t!8ball does Hector wake up?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:09 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, MultiTheDuck.
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:09 PM
They won't waste their energy for a legally paying bounty hunting group.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:09 PM
Not that I really care about your family issues, anyway.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:09 PM
Iris turns. I’m gonna go see what the holdup is. Thanks again. she exits Deyner’s room, heading to the cockpit.
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:09 PM
yawns Oh no I overslept again
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:09 PM
Chomsky glares his most intimidating stare at garrick. (edited)
stay outa my stuff.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:10 PM
Is... there a problem in here?
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:10 PM
"If you want I can let you talk to a manager before the police arrive to arrest you."
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:10 PM
I'll try, but you know me. Stealing is my nature.
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:10 PM
I can let you talk to my Opportunity first.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:11 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya head to the cockpit?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:11 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Brakia.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:11 PM
`What's happening in here?`
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:11 PM
"That makes no sense Furball."
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:11 PM
what’s the problem he says as he walks into the room
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:11 PM
`Alright, bring your manager to inspect the D's please.`
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:11 PM
Emmett's fur is noticeably darkening now.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:11 PM
I’m sorry, ma’am, but what exactly is the issue?
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:11 PM
`Emmett.`
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:11 PM
Chomsky leaves the pool, not bothering to pick up his leftover boots and cloak.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:11 PM
`Are you alright?`
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:11 PM
`Or else...Emmett, you feelin alright?`
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:11 PM
Iris is very polite- diplomacy skills coming in handy.
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:11 PM
Where is everyone?
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:12 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky meet the others in the cockpit
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:12 PM
🎱 | Yes, PlasmaPerson.
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:12 PM
Emmett looked back at the two of them, raising his eyebrows a little.
I'm pissed.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:12 PM
"Counterfeit ducketts, sexual advances, and holding up traffic"
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:12 PM
find anything yet?
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:12 PM
`Emmett. You need to calm down.`
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:12 PM
t!8ball does Iris whisper to Emmett “can I set the booth on fire?”
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:12 PM
🎱 | Yes, Jelsafan0.
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:13 PM
Emmett rolled his eyes and started to aim his weapon right at the station's window.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:13 PM
no oxygen in space, iris. (edited)
you need oxygen for fire.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:13 PM
`Emmett!`
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:13 PM
there’s oxygen in the booth, she grumbles.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:13 PM
`You need to calm down, Now.`
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:13 PM
let's be civilized.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:13 PM
Lady if you wish here’s what was owed and a bit extra if you forget this happened
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:14 PM
Seth, shoot him. (edited)
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:14 PM
t!8ball does she accept the bribe?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:14 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Deyner.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:14 PM
t!8ball Does Seth make more sexual advances upon the toll booth worker and convince her to have sex with him in exchange for passage?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:14 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:14 PM
t!8ball Does Seth make more sexual advances upon the toll booth worker and convince her to have sex with him in exchange for passage?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:14 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:14 PM
See, ma’am?
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:14 PM
"Sorry, but my decision still stands, no sex for you."
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:15 PM
t!8ball Does Jim use his heat sensor to detect how many people are inside the toll booth?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:15 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, TheBlade.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:15 PM
just crash through the toll booth.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:15 PM
I’d like to ask you a question.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:15 PM
t!8ball Does Jim use his heat sensor to detect how many people are inside the toll booth?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:15 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, TheBlade.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:15 PM
I swear to the gods this is the most uncorrupt toll booth worker ever
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:16 PM
t!roll d5
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:16 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d5 : 5]
In the end, the result was: 5
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:16 PM
`Lady, there are 4 other people inside your toll booth, can we speek to anyone else?`
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:16 PM
"Please leave otherwise we will use force."
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:17 PM
DEATH TO THE INFINDELS!! grabs his bow and starts shooting the lady
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:17 PM
Emmett flicks the safety off of his weapon now.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:17 PM
Iris sighs heavily. Please? she asks Emmett.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:17 PM
t!roll d15
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:17 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d15 : 11]
In the end, the result was: 11
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:17 PM
`Lady, SHUT THE HELL UP AND BRING YOUR MANAGER FOR GODS SAKE!`
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:18 PM
Iris is asking for permission to set her alight
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:18 PM
"Please leave otherwise we will use force."
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:18 PM
arrowjust slowly floats towards the lady and lightly hits her nose and then bounces off
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:18 PM
`Alright im done with this.`
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:18 PM
DAMN YOU SPACE!!
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:18 PM
Let us through or perish.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:18 PM
ACTUALLY, Iris interrupts.
I MIGHT HAVE AN EXTRA DUCKETT.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:19 PM
`EMMETT!`
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:19 PM
starts crafting a bomb gun (edited)
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:19 PM
"Initiating combat."
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:19 PM
If I could get INTO THE TOLL BOOTH TO GIVE HER THE MONEY WE OWE.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:19 PM
t!8ball Does Deyner make the bomb gun?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:19 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Deyner.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:20 PM
`Also, how many people are lined up behind us?`
`oh`
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:20 PM
Wait Garrick just float over her possess her??
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:20 PM
good idea, do it garrick. (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:20 PM
t!8ball does he possess the lady
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:20 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:20 PM
t!8ball does he possess the lady
t!8ball does he possess the lady
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:20 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:21 PM
I could just possess her.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:21 PM
(Zander plz ask if Garrick possesses her)
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:22 PM
someone ask so i don't have to wait the whole round
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:22 PM
(Ship Health = INFINTE!!)
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:22 PM
t!roll D130
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:22 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid number of sides.
Please use less than 100 sides.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:22 PM
t!roll 10D13
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:22 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[10d13 : 9,6,11,8,3,8,3,13,12,3]
In the end, the result was: 76
Deyner 30-Sep-18 03:22 PM
I can’t see the dmg??
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:23 PM
FUCK
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:23 PM
It’s not my 8ball turn.
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:23 PM
Okay then.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:23 PM
woah, ok. What weapons have we got? (edited)
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:23 PM
can I PLEASE JUST SET HER ON FIRE.
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:23 PM
t!roll 10d75
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:23 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[10d75 : 69,3,16,59,46,55,32,45,67,11]
In the end, the result was: 403
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:23 PM
Are you trying to blow her up????
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:24 PM
better than starving.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:24 PM
`Emmett! What are you doing!`
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:24 PM
fire again!
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:24 PM
Once you kill her ram through the gate.
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:24 PM
Emmett drops, holding his head.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:25 PM
or someone could go into the toll booth, kill her, and turn on the gate.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:25 PM
Oh fuck
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:25 PM
`Why are we killing her?`
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:25 PM
Whats that noise?
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:25 PM
because she’s rude.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:25 PM
Because she's doesn't want to have sex with me
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:25 PM
we're killing people.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:25 PM
`Do we really need to blow up a TOLL BOOTH for ONE DUCKETT?!?`
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:26 PM
we don't got money.
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:26 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:26 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:26 PM
It’s not about the duckett, Jim! (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 30-Sep-18 03:27 PM
t!8ball Do I catch up and start talking to hector?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:27 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Enchantingtable2013.
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:27 PM
Where are you?
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:27 PM
it’s about her attitude.
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:28 PM
walks to the cockpit
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:28 PM
Iris looks down at her brand new weapon. ...we could use this?
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:28 PM
Whats happening?
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:28 PM
Emmett groans on the floor.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:29 PM
Should I just go over there and possess her? Seems a lot easier.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:29 PM
emmetts dying, I think.
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:29 PM
Are you okay Emmett? (edited)
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:29 PM
yes, Garrick! Possess her!
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:29 PM
Alright, I'm on it.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:29 PM
we don’t have time to just sit here!
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:30 PM
`Alright, whoever is in that damn toll booth, we have a medical emergancy, if we can't get through someone might die here!`
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:30 PM
She was about to kill us, do you think she cares if we die?!
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:30 PM
"The number you are trying to reach is not answering right now."
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:30 PM
t!8ball does garrick possess the lady and let the ship through?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:30 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, MultiTheDuck.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:31 PM
`Alright, first you shoot at us, and now you want us to die.`
`Lets see how long this will last.`
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:32 PM
t!8ball Does the crew just ram the tollbooth with the ship? (edited)
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:32 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:33 PM
t!roll 2000
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:33 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid formatting in: 2000.

ex: t!roll d20 or t!roll 5d10+3
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:33 PM
Welp, here we go.
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:33 PM
Emmett does a soft goat scream somehow.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:33 PM
t!roll 20d100
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:33 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid number of dice.
Please roll less than 10 dice.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:33 PM
`Emmett, are you ok?`
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:33 PM
t!roll 10d100
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:33 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[10d100 : 51,26,89,25,42,90,11,100,21,76]
In the end, the result was: 531
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:33 PM
t!roll 10d100
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:33 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[10d100 : 31,87,21,92,77,70,98,49,65,35]
In the end, the result was: 625
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:34 PM
I CAN'T HEAR ANYONE
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:34 PM
God damnit.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:34 PM
`WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU RAM INTO THE ONLY WAY TO OPEN THE DAMN HOLE?!`
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:35 PM
I WAS GONNA ASK 8BALL
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:35 PM
`Well, the booth's gone.`
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:35 PM
t!8ball does the portal open because of irony
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:35 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, PlasmaPerson.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:35 PM
I told you I should've possessed her!
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:35 PM
IF THE PORTAL OPENS WHEN THE BOOTH EXPLODES
t!8ball does the portal open because the booth is gone now?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:36 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:36 PM
HNNNNNN-
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:36 PM
Space Rule #96: Don't go through intergalactic toll booths.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:36 PM
Then why the fuck did you not possess her, you useless fuck.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:36 PM
You blew her up!
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:36 PM
I didn't touch the controls.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:36 PM
`There were 5 lifeforms on that toll booth...`
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:36 PM
I'm in my room.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:36 PM
Someone just ask if the portal opens!
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:36 PM
`There's no use now!`
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:36 PM
Emmett blew her up.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:36 PM
`And you rammed into it...`
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:37 PM
It is SO LOUD
That this is the only way I can communicate now!
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:37 PM
Final frontier 2 is over now
the end
we all died
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:38 PM
lets move on to final frontier 3
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:38 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya ram the ship into the ground?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:38 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:38 PM
undertale edition
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:38 PM
WHAT
THE ACTUAL
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:38 PM
?????
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:38 PM
?!?!?!?!?!?!
!!!!!!!!
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:38 PM
What is ground?
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:38 PM
INCOHERENT SCREECHING
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:38 PM
`What have I done.`
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:38 PM
t!8ball Does the crew somehow crash on a random planet? (edited)
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:38 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, TheBlade.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:39 PM
We’re on land now!
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:39 PM
Oh
Ok, everyone go outside
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:39 PM
I'm so confused.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:39 PM
Sanya you go first as a test
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:39 PM
`Ok. We must find a new ship again.`
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:39 PM
No
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:39 PM
what happened?
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:39 PM
WE CRASHED
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:39 PM
`Wait, why the hell didn't we see this planet?`
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:39 PM
TIME FOR FINALFRONTIERTALE
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:39 PM
Iris quickly exits the ship, making sure to bring her belongings this time. She doesn’t want a repeat of last time.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:40 PM
We have crashed
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:40 PM
Oh my God, not again.
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:40 PM
No clue
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:40 PM
Chomsky gets his clothes from the pool and goes outside
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:40 PM
Garrick floats outside.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:40 PM
ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING ROBOT NOISES
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:41 PM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BEEP BEEP
BEEP BOOP BEEP
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:41 PM
H E L P
IT HAS DEVOLVED
ALL I HEAR IS BEEPS
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:41 PM
While everyone else acts like an idiot, Emmett is currently in the fetal position on the floor.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:41 PM
A H H H H
okay wait all I hear is Trey saying beep and random robot noises
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:42 PM
Eat baby
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:42 PM
EAT BABIE
EAT BABIE
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:42 PM
Come on! Get out here!
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:42 PM
`Alright something is wrong with our nav system.`
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:42 PM
Did we crash or land?
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:42 PM
crashed
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:42 PM
Land
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:42 PM
crashed
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:42 PM
land
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:42 PM
Dammit
This isn’t helpful
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:42 PM
Emmett doesn't look too good. (edited)
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:43 PM
YOU’RE ALL MEGA ROBOTTING
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:43 PM
We landed.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:43 PM
just get him to eat the wildlife, he'll be fine.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:43 PM
Come help me collect grass.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:44 PM
t!choose grassy | rocky
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:44 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick grassy!
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:44 PM
Yo, there's grass here.
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:44 PM
Wait... Sanya?
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:44 PM
Emmett's gonna be fine.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:44 PM
come outside, Emmett.
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:44 PM
Help me collect said grass!
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:44 PM
there's grass.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:44 PM
`Yes, Hector?`
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:45 PM
I thought you died.... How are you still alive?
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:45 PM
`Being re-planted.`
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:45 PM
Emmett is inconveniently placed in the engine. (edited)
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:46 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 5]
In the end, the result was: 5
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:46 PM
Hector lets out a sigh of relief I really am sorry about that
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:46 PM
Iris quickly begins to collect grass.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:46 PM
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:46 PM
Emmett is frying up from the engine fluids
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:47 PM
Yum Yum Fresh Fried Goat
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:47 PM
once she has a bit, she rushes back into the ship. Where’s Emmett?!
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:47 PM
Jim goes to occompany emmet in fixing the ship.
`Alright, lets see whats going on- the fuck?`
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:48 PM
ACK!
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:48 PM
Hey! Where is Emmett! I have grass!
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:48 PM
There's tons of grass out h-
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:48 PM
In the engine don't worry
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:48 PM
Where's Emmett?
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:49 PM
What happened to emmett?
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:49 PM
`Oh god.`
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:49 PM
What the hell?!
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:49 PM
Emmett tries to push his way out of the engine.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:49 PM
`Someone grab hold of the other leg.`
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:49 PM
how did he even get in there?
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:50 PM
Jim helps Emmett out the engine
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 03:50 PM
Iris heads into the engine room, helping Jim.
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:50 PM
Hector runs to the engine room
oh god Emmett
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:51 PM
Sigh
Why me.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:51 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:51 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 5]
In the end, the result was: 5
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 03:51 PM
t!roll 3d10
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:51 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[3d10 : 8,6,8]
In the end, the result was: 22
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:51 PM
Ship crashes
Emmett phases through the wall of the engine
Emmett burns alive
Brakia 30-Sep-18 03:52 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya explore the planet?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:52 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Brakia.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:53 PM
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:53 PM
t!8ball does everyone go outside of the ship and look for lifeforms
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:53 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:54 PM
cone on guys, wet can't starve out here.
find something to kill and eat.
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:54 PM
Emmett just continues to hold his head.
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:54 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 10]
In the end, the result was: 10
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:55 PM
t!8ball Does Seth drink some water from a river?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:55 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:55 PM
Ya know this planet certainly is beautiful.
Reminds me of the magical forests in elven legends.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:56 PM
t!8ball Does Jim start working on the exterior of the ship?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:56 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, TheBlade.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:57 PM
t!roll d7
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:57 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d7 : 7]
In the end, the result was: 7
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:58 PM
I found a bunch of weird-looking animals!
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:58 PM
nice!
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:58 PM
We can cook these.
Zander 30-Sep-18 03:58 PM
t!8ball Is there grass here sustainable for Emmett? (edited)
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 03:58 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 03:58 PM
`Someone get some more food while i patch up the ship` (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:58 PM
We're on it.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:58 PM
I'll get a steady fire going to cook stuff.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:59 PM
I'll see if I can find a weapon.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 03:59 PM
Use Kyle to repair the ship, he's good scrap
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:59 PM
Garrick pulls out his spear.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 03:59 PM
Chomsky gathers some surrounding twigs and makes a fire.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 03:59 PM
Oh shoot! That's perfect.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:00 PM
woah, nice spear.
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:00 PM
Emmett gets on his feet and feels his biceps.
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:00 PM
t!8ball is there grass sustainable for Emmett nearby?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:00 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, MultiTheDuck.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:00 PM
@ProfessorTree Kyle dies to be used as scrap metal
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:00 PM
t!8ball is there grass sustainable for Emmett nearby?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:00 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, MultiTheDuck.
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:00 PM
Shit. That's what was happening.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 04:00 PM
t!8ball Is there Floran civilization on nearby?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:00 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 04:01 PM
t!8ball Is there Floran civilization nearby?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:01 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Brakia.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:02 PM
t!8ball is there floran civilization
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:02 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, PlasmaPerson.
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:02 PM
Emmett trudges out of the ship, his eyes temporarily blinded due to the sun. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:03 PM
t!8ball Is there an otter civilization next to the river that Seth is at with only females?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:03 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:03 PM
t!8ball is there a communist human civilization here?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:03 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, TheBlade.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:03 PM
t!8ball is there a communist human civilization here?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:03 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, TheBlade.
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:03 PM
I think this is an okay place to Crave.
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:04 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 4]
In the end, the result was: 4
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:05 PM
Before he loses his grip, Emmett grabs some of the grass around him and tries to chew it. He immediately spits it out.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:05 PM
Hey, I killed some an-
...What's going on?
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:06 PM
well me and you are the only ones concerned with food, so help me skin the animals to cook.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:06 PM
Alright. Hopefully these guys are edible.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:07 PM
Who will be first to find the commies?
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:07 PM
I'm sure it's fine.
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:07 PM
Emmett starts to slobber at the mouth profusely. (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:07 PM
t!8ball are garrick and chomk done quickly
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:07 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, [RP]retribution.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:07 PM
food, everyone.
we actually got food for everyone.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:08 PM
Guys, Chonky's cooking dinner. (edited)
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:08 PM
cocking dinner
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:08 PM
He starts off in the direction of Garrick and Compskweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:08 PM
stop calling me chonky.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:08 PM
`Alright i think im about done with the patchwork`
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:09 PM
OH GOD EMMETT'S COMING
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:09 PM
`Anyone want to head out to see if there are some people out there?`
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:09 PM
GHOST MAN.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 04:09 PM
Sort phone died
Sorry
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:10 PM
Just use your computer
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:10 PM
t!ball does hector start looking for grass for Emmett?
Deyner 30-Sep-18 04:10 PM
On the road rn
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:10 PM
Emmett, we're trying to make dinner. I'm assuming you didn't find any grass?
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:10 PM
t!8ball does hector start looking for grass for Emmett?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:10 PM
🎱 | Most likely, MultiTheDuck.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 04:10 PM
Sorry what happened I fell asleep
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:11 PM
Emmett immediately headbutts into the animal over the fire.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 04:11 PM
`Emmett!`
Deyner 30-Sep-18 04:11 PM
(Whenever I roll for damage I can’t see the numbers??)
Deyner 30-Sep-18 04:11 PM
goes back to making stuff in his room (edited)
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:12 PM
Emmett starts acting like an overly aggressive ram, headbutting into things left and right. He tries to get at Chomsky but misses. (edited)
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:13 PM
HEY! I'M COOKING HERE!
Brakia 30-Sep-18 04:13 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya shove her flower into emmett's snout?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:13 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:13 PM
Good bye, have fun with Emmett.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 04:13 PM
goes to the kitchen to see the chaos
Hello guys!
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:13 PM
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:13 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:14 PM
`Oh god not again..`
Deyner 30-Sep-18 04:15 PM
gets ignored and leaves
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:15 PM
Nobody is on the kitchen
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:15 PM
DEYNER
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:15 PM
Or the ship
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:15 PM
Pinned a message.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:15 PM
t!8ball Does Seth find a dryad?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:15 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:15 PM
t!8ball Does Seth find a dryad?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:15 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Bagelwrecker.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 04:16 PM
walks to where the others are
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:16 PM
I'll try to calm down Emmett...
t!roll d20
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:16 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 10]
In the end, the result was: 10
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:16 PM
Deyner gets rammed in the process before barely being possessed. (edited)
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:16 PM
t!8ball Do Russians start popping out of the woods due to the noise and fire?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:16 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, TheBlade.
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:16 PM
What type of grass does he need?
Deyner 30-Sep-18 04:16 PM
(Omfg what happened while I was gone??
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:16 PM
Jeez, I forgot how tiring this was.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:17 PM
Hello?
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:17 PM
I don't know, just get a bunch of grass before I lose control of him!
Deyner 30-Sep-18 04:17 PM
(What is Deyner possessed or Emmett?)
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:17 PM
emmett
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:17 PM
Emmett is acting like a crazed bull.
t!8ball d10
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:18 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 04:18 PM
gets knocked out
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:18 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:18 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 10]
In the end, the result was: 10
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:18 PM
"Hello, new comer" (edited)
Deyner 30-Sep-18 04:18 PM
t!8ball does Deyner wake up and attack Emmett?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:18 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Deyner.
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:18 PM
hector grabs a lot of grass from several different patches
Deyner 30-Sep-18 04:18 PM
t!8ball does Deyner wake up and attack Emmett?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:18 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Deyner.
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:19 PM
wait can you guys not hear me
hmm
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:19 PM
`Alright, tie him down, and find some damn grass!`
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:19 PM
Garrick/Emmett sluggishly stomps over to where Hector is. (edited)
Deyner 30-Sep-18 04:19 PM
How do the turns even work?
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:19 PM
can someone roll to see if i got the right type of grass?
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:20 PM
It's noticeable how weak the possession tactic is.
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:20 PM
o
t!8ball does hector return with the right kind of grass
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:20 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, MultiTheDuck.
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:20 PM
:/
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:21 PM
SOMEONE TIE EMMETT DOWN
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:21 PM
The universe really wants Emmett to die
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:21 PM
I can knock him out if we need
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:21 PM
Garrick barely manages to hold Emmett still.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 04:21 PM
Like he Hulk?
the*
That’s the 0.0000000000001
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:22 PM
i could try and inject him to knock him out
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:22 PM
EMMETT IS LITERALLY THE HULK
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:22 PM
I'm guessing you're a dryad? (edited)
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:22 PM
SQUOAT SMASH!
Brakia 30-Sep-18 04:23 PM
`Oh ok.`
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:23 PM
Pinned a message.
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:23 PM
Oh god
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:23 PM
Emmett accidentally punches himself in the face.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 04:23 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya try to calm emmett?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:23 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Brakia.
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:23 PM
@everyone
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:23 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Garrick loses control and flies out of Emmett.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 04:23 PM
`I'm not even going to try.`
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:23 PM
Pinned a message.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:23 PM
`Oh holy mother of joseph on a unicycle....`
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:24 PM
"Of course"
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:24 PM
Okay everyone move back, I'm going to try and knock him out
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:24 PM
"What else did you expect to find on this planet?"
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:25 PM
Spasm
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:25 PM
splasm
splasma person
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:25 PM
hector pulls his rifle off his back and loads knockout gas into all three chambers
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:25 PM
Emmett pretends to have a spasm and falls to the ground, acting unconscious.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:25 PM
Splatoon
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:25 PM
Well, some animals, maybe a nice little civilizations of elves, or something of the sort.
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:26 PM
Is my stuff leaking?
hector takes a moment to check his chemicals
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:26 PM
U
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:26 PM
u
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:26 PM
I don't know what to ask
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:27 PM
im trying to but my mic isnt picking stuff up
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:27 PM
But definitely not a dryad, considering how rare they are across the GU.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:27 PM
I'm trying but jicky
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:27 PM
jicky
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:28 PM
Trey undeafen
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:28 PM
what if i make a facist character?
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:28 PM
t!8ball M?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:28 PM
🎱 | It is certain, PlasmaPerson.
Deyner 30-Sep-18 04:28 PM
t!8ball does Deyner wake up??
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:28 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Deyner.
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:29 PM
One of Emmett's horns crack a little.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:29 PM
uh oh. Better hurry up with that grass.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:30 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett sleep?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:30 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:30 PM
im die
Deyner 30-Sep-18 04:30 PM
t!roll 2d15
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:30 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[2d15 : 5,2]
In the end, the result was: 7
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:30 PM
wifi down
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:30 PM
EMMET'S ASLEEP
E-MET'S ASLEEP
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:31 PM
`Alright, i think he is out....`
`Someone get the rope.`
WatchfulDrake 30-Sep-18 04:31 PM
I'll rejoin when wifi is back up
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:31 PM
Emmett closes his eyes and falls asleep due to the inactivity of everyone else. He was exhausted and malnourished.
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:31 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 4]
In the end, the result was: 4
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:32 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:32 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 2]
In the end, the result was: 2
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:32 PM
"Well luckily we're below GU jurisdiction."
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:33 PM
jim really likes emmett
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:33 PM
Emmett is fast asleep.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:33 PM
Mmm.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:34 PM
Emmett is fast
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:34 PM
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:34 PM
t!choose marshmallow | one of emmetts squoat books
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:34 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick marshmallow!
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:35 PM
GUYS I GOT ANOTHER ONE
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:35 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:35 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 10]
In the end, the result was: 10
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:35 PM
t!8ball Does Seth have Sex with the Dryad?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:35 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:35 PM
I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVE SO MANY
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:35 PM
t!8ball Does Seth have Sex with the Dryad?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:35 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:35 PM
t!8ball Does Garrick also find rope?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:35 PM
🎱 | Most likely, TheBlade.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:35 PM
Garrick feeds Emmett the marshmallow.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:35 PM
dude stop stashing marshmallows you dont even eat.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:35 PM
`Garick, pass me that rope over there.`
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:36 PM
Garrick throws the rope to Jim.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:36 PM
So right now Jim (6 strength) and a rope (idk 3 strength) is holding down emmett
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:37 PM
t!8ball does emmett wake up and start chewing the marshmallow, pacifying him temporarily
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:37 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:37 PM
t!8ball does emmett wake up and start chewing the marshmallow, pacifying him temporarily
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:37 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, [RP]retribution.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:37 PM
t!8ball does Emmett not take damage this turn due to the magic marshmallow
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:37 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, PlasmaPerson.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:37 PM
t!8ball does emmett wake up and start chewing the marshmallow, pacifying him temporarily
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:37 PM
🎱 | Yes, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:37 PM
t!8ball does emmett wake up and start chewing the marshmallow, pacifying him temporarily
I told you these marshmallows would come in handy.
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:37 PM
Squemfet sleepy.
Squemfet just wants to sleep.
Ghost Man put mallow in mouth.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:39 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett eat baby
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:39 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Bagelwrecker.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:39 PM
t!8ball does garrick have the good grass in his pocket
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:39 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, PlasmaPerson.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:40 PM
goodnight squemmy
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:40 PM
🌳 👄 🌳
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:40 PM
t!8ball Does Seth finish up and find out the dryad in reality was a drow assassin?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:40 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:40 PM
Emmett sticks out his tongue in disgust at Garrick. "Squemmy" was more of a romantic pet name in Squoatling culture anyway.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:40 PM
t!8ball Does a Dryad pull grass out the ground while getting fucked by seth?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:40 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, TheBlade.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:41 PM
Not nice.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:41 PM
t!8ball Does a Dryand pull grass out the ground while being fucked by seth?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:41 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, TheBlade.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:41 PM
Garrick blows a raspberry at Emmett in rebuttal.
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:42 PM
Ghost Man make Squemfet angry.
But Squemfet is empty.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:42 PM
Filly with angee
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:42 PM
And sad.
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:42 PM
Squemfet is filly with angee.
Santa is Dead 30-Sep-18 04:43 PM
Sanya more like Santa
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:43 PM
"Come on Seth, just let it happen, this is what happens when you kill someone's dad."
Dindu nuffin
Brakia 30-Sep-18 04:43 PM
Chomsky more like
uh
dead parents
Treydel (Retribution) 30-Sep-18 04:44 PM
t!8ball does garrick help chomky with cooking
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:44 PM
🎱 | It is certain, [RP]retribution.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 04:44 PM
`Chomsky more like, uh, dead parents.`
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:45 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:45 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:45 PM
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:45 PM
t!8ball Does Seth shoot her in the knees and run away naked with his laser pistol in hand and his holster covering his penis.?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:45 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Brakia 30-Sep-18 04:46 PM
`Is that Seth?`
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:46 PM
SCARY WOMAN TRY TO KILL ME
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:47 PM
t!8ball Does Seth Stuff his dirty hand into Emmets mouth full of grass? (edited)
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:47 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, TheBlade.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:47 PM
SO I SHOOT HER IN KNEE
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:47 PM
Emmett bites Sean's hand off.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:47 PM
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:48 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:48 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 9]
In the end, the result was: 9
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:49 PM
t!8ball Does Seth give Emmett the grass anally?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:49 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:50 PM
Emmett widens his eyes out of surprise, coming out of The Crave.
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:50 PM
t!8ball does the ship turn on?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:50 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, TheBlade.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:50 PM
FIXED NOW WE LEAVE!
TheBlade 30-Sep-18 04:50 PM
t!8ball does the ship turn on?
Tatsumaki 30-Sep-18 04:50 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, TheBlade.
Bagelwrecker 30-Sep-18 04:50 PM
WE GO TO SHIP NOW AND SLEEP
Zander 30-Sep-18 04:51 PM
Emmett winces in pain.
WHAT THE FUCK?
Deyner 30-Sep-18 04:59 PM
Is the episode over?
Jelsafan0 30-Sep-18 05:12 PM
Ahh my phone died hi
Zander 02-Oct-18 09:06 PM
Coming Soon
Deyner 02-Oct-18 10:11 PM
Isn’t it already here?
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Oct-18 10:15 PM
metal emmett
WatchfulDrake 02-Oct-18 10:17 PM
ghost Emmett
Treydel (Retribution) 02-Oct-18 10:17 PM
garrick and chomsky finally kill emmett so he can join garrick in the afterlife
WatchfulDrake 02-Oct-18 10:19 PM
oh god, then the doctors and sanya have to try and bring him back
Zander 02-Oct-18 10:26 PM
Not a ghost, by the way.
He has no hair tuft if so
That's a defining feature
Jelsafan0 03-Oct-18 07:30 AM
Another Squoatling???
Deyner 03-Oct-18 07:45 AM
Not it’s not just a squoatling it’s a squoatling without s hair tuft!!
Zander 03-Oct-18 07:49 AM
It's another Squoatling.
Just haven't gotten to sprucing him up.
Deyner 03-Oct-18 07:49 AM
Oh ok
What type of Squoatling is he gonna be?
Zander 03-Oct-18 07:53 AM
A Squoatling Squoatling
Treydel (Retribution) 03-Oct-18 07:53 AM
a blue one
Zander 03-Oct-18 07:54 AM
I mean, he's made his home on a frozen-over planet, so his fur has accounted for his condition
Deyner 03-Oct-18 07:54 AM
Ohh
So a Eskimo Squoatling? (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 03-Oct-18 07:54 AM
he chilly
Zander 03-Oct-18 07:55 AM
More of an herbologist.
The irony is that he chose a planet without many plants to study.
Deyner 03-Oct-18 07:55 AM
😂😂
Zander 03-Oct-18 07:56 AM
As told in "Airlocked Part Four", he "has an affliction for plants"
Zander 03-Oct-18 04:41 PM
@Final Frontier hmm
ProfessorTree 03-Oct-18 04:46 PM
Wo
Santa is Dead 03-Oct-18 04:46 PM
santa
i mean
cool
Zander 03-Oct-18 04:46 PM
I might change his colors
And make his glasses actually straight (edited)
WatchfulDrake 03-Oct-18 04:50 PM
it's nice
Zander 03-Oct-18 04:50 PM
Yeha
I guess
Deyner 03-Oct-18 06:14 PM
Yo Zander can my guy be the tank on missions
Zander 03-Oct-18 06:19 PM
I guess
Deyner 03-Oct-18 06:19 PM
Yay!
Deyner 03-Oct-18 09:06 PM
t!daily
Tatsumaki 03-Oct-18 09:06 PM
🏧 | Deyner, you received your 💴 200 daily credits!
TheBlade 03-Oct-18 10:29 PM
t!daily
Tatsumaki 03-Oct-18 10:29 PM
🏧 | TheBlade, you received your 💴 200 daily credits!
Jelsafan0 03-Oct-18 10:30 PM
t!daily
Tatsumaki 03-Oct-18 10:30 PM
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WatchfulDrake 03-Oct-18 10:51 PM
t!daily
Tatsumaki 03-Oct-18 10:51 PM
🏧 | MultiTheDuck, you received your 💴 200 daily credits!
Deyner 04-Oct-18 07:16 AM
t!credits
Tatsumaki 04-Oct-18 07:16 AM
💳 | Deyner, you have a balance of 💴 2465 credits!
Deyner 04-Oct-18 07:16 AM
t!daily
Tatsumaki 04-Oct-18 07:16 AM
🏧 | Deyner, daily 💴 credits reset in 10 hours, 43 minutes and 34 seconds.
Zander 04-Oct-18 07:23 AM
Stop
Using
This
Chat
For
Credits
Deyner 04-Oct-18 07:23 AM
Sorry
Zander 07-Oct-18 02:45 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett currently idling around the campfire?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 02:45 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Zander.
Zander 07-Oct-18 02:46 PM
Y'know, this planet is comfy.
Arky 07-Oct-18 02:46 PM
t!8ball does Lucian walk out to say hi?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 02:46 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Arky.
Zander 07-Oct-18 02:46 PM
Lush grass, forests for miles.
Oh! Lucian.
Arky 07-Oct-18 02:46 PM
Hey Guys
Deyner 07-Oct-18 02:47 PM
Hello! I believe we haven’t met! (edited)
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 02:47 PM
Yeah, reminds me a lot of my home planet.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 02:47 PM
Arky 07-Oct-18 02:47 PM
Lucian Blackwater, nice to meet you
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 02:48 PM
We need to work on getting power back on in the ship soon.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 02:48 PM
Deyner Revathen Holds his hand out (edited)
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 02:48 PM
He wakes at last!
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 02:48 PM
I'm getting tired of walking around in the dark to get to my room
Arky 07-Oct-18 02:48 PM
Shakes his hand
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 02:48 PM
Okay, th
Deyner 07-Oct-18 02:48 PM
shakes hand
Zander 07-Oct-18 02:49 PM
What?
In the dark?
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 02:49 PM
Yeah, in the dark.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 02:49 PM
(Does Lucian have his weapon on him rn?
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 02:49 PM
It's the middle of the day.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 02:49 PM
My name is Hector holds all six arms out then laughs
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 02:49 PM
Great observation Garrick.
Zander 07-Oct-18 02:50 PM
I'm assuming the power in the ship?
Deyner 07-Oct-18 02:50 PM
Woah! Nice weapon who made this?
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 02:50 PM
it was my dad
sans
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 02:50 PM
Yeah.
at night it gets way to dark in that damn ship.
Zander 07-Oct-18 02:51 PM
I haven't been in the ship this whole time.
SO I wouldn't know.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 02:51 PM
Wouldn't it get hot in there?
Deyner 07-Oct-18 02:51 PM
Perhaps if you were to add new lights to the ships the current ones are kinda old
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 02:51 PM
🆙 | Deyner leveled up!
Arky 07-Oct-18 02:51 PM
my father did, a scythe made of the strongest metal found
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 02:52 PM
Lights were changed out before we got the ship
Powers is out though.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 02:52 PM
skip my turn
parents
Deyner 07-Oct-18 02:52 PM
Hmmm if you want I could check it out! (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 02:52 PM
@Santa is Dead
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 02:52 PM
We just need a new battery, Kyle's didn't last very long.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 02:52 PM
t!8ball Does Danny exit the ship and join the others around the campfire?
Deyner 07-Oct-18 02:52 PM
t!8ball does he mouse one day hack the computerized safe and get the cheese?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 02:52 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Platinum_Pathos.
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Deyner.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 02:53 PM
t!8ball Does Deyner look on the map
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 02:53 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Deyner.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 02:53 PM
Hello
Zander 07-Oct-18 02:54 PM
I'm currently cooking a squirrel.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 02:54 PM
Hello...
Zander 07-Oct-18 02:54 PM
The berries here are extremely tart.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 02:54 PM
t!8ball Does Seth sit back and play with his lighter?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 02:54 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 02:54 PM
Do you think we could cook a rubber chicken?
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 02:54 PM
Brilliant. Meat is a great part of a balanced meal!
Zander 07-Oct-18 02:55 PM
Do you have one? Emmett obviously doesn't know what rubber is.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 02:55 PM
Eh it’s alright
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 02:55 PM
Also rubber
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 02:55 PM
Also be on the look out for a drow elf, she kinda wants to kill me.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 02:55 PM
But I may be biased
Deyner 07-Oct-18 02:55 PM
Hey I’m half Drow
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 02:55 PM
t!8ball does garrick pull out a rubber chicken and show emmett
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 02:55 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, [RP]retribution.
Zander 07-Oct-18 02:55 PM
That's disturbing.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 02:55 PM
HONK
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 02:56 PM
Where did you keep that
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 02:56 PM
In my pockets, duh.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 02:56 PM
His butt
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 02:56 PM
I don't think anyone really wants to know.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 02:56 PM
Do ghosts have butts?
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 02:56 PM
No.
Zander 07-Oct-18 02:56 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett take the squirrel and lay the stick on his legs to cool off?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 02:56 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 02:56 PM
Well unfortunately I don't care if you're half drow, I'm killing the first female drow I see on this planet.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 02:57 PM
deynarr
Deyner 07-Oct-18 02:57 PM
ITS DEYNER!
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 02:57 PM
We could have meat for a couple days if we do kill her too.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 02:58 PM
I’ll freeze you before that happens
Zander 07-Oct-18 02:58 PM
Cannibalism isn't really an option.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 02:58 PM
Okay calm down you two
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 02:58 PM
Seth, you're even more desperate than usual.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 02:58 PM
Yes, freeze me because I defend myself, I don't want to deal with a dumb drow assassin tailing my ass.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 02:58 PM
Except this time, for food.
Arky 07-Oct-18 02:58 PM
so what happened? Last thing I remember is a woman horse thing was introduced
Deyner 07-Oct-18 02:59 PM
My bad I thought you were talking about eating me
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 02:59 PM
We have enough people, we could easily defend ourselves against a single assassin.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 02:59 PM
Not a problem.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:00 PM
Drow assassins are different though, cunning as hell and stealthy as fuck.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:00 PM
Sounds like the Llamanians.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:00 PM
all seth has to do is eat her
its that easy
Arky 07-Oct-18 03:00 PM
Deyner, would you be interested in a spar with me?
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:00 PM
Except, not exactly stealthy.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:00 PM
Then make it to where they can’t hide
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:00 PM
Or cunning.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:00 PM
Sure
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:00 PM
Willing to degrade their bodies in exchange for a kill.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:00 PM
It doesn't matter how stealthy they are, my drone can spot them
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:01 PM
hey guys what are we talking about?
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:01 PM
Banks
says with sarcasm
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:01 PM
uh huh.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:01 PM
says with s
Arky 07-Oct-18 03:01 PM
Pulls my scythe out
you ready?
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:02 PM
Ready for what?
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:02 PM
no seriously
What's going on?
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:02 PM
pulls out his swords I don’t know are you
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:02 PM
C'mon, guys! Let's go kill all the natives!
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:02 PM
I just wanted the squirrel...
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:03 PM
Why don't we hunt animals instead of hunting the natives?
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:03 PM
We can do both.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:03 PM
Natives are usually bland anyways. I agree with Hector.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:03 PM
you guys are harsh.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:03 PM
We're stranded on a random planet, Chonko.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:04 PM
I can see that!
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:04 PM
(Brb gotta go to Winn Dixie)
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:04 PM
So? What's the problem, then?
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:04 PM
My drone could probably knock out enough animals to get food
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:04 PM
t!8ball does the Drow show up?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:04 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Deyner.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:04 PM
why are going to kill the natives?!
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:04 PM
One second gotta sharpen these up
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:04 PM
We don't need to Chomsky
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:05 PM
Danny, want to share?
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:05 PM
Whatever works.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:05 PM
t!roll 4d100
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:05 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[4d100 : 88,86,67,25]
In the end, the result was: 266
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:05 PM
I would like that very much.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:05 PM
t!roll 10d10000
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:05 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid number of sides.
Please use less than 100 sides.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:05 PM
t!roll 10d100
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:05 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[10d100 : 79,28,3,92,56,29,90,19,32,12]
In the end, the result was: 440
Arky 07-Oct-18 03:05 PM
t!roll 2d6
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:05 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[2d6 : 4,4]
In the end, the result was: 8
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:05 PM
What we need is someone with a strong enough filter in their mask to handle the gas while i knock out animals using my drones
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:06 PM
Wait what gas?
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:06 PM
Emmett cuts the Squirrel in half.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:06 PM
Oh that's kind of my thing, nothing lethal, just puts you to sleep for a while
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:06 PM
Here.
Arky 07-Oct-18 03:06 PM
t!roll 2d8
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:06 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[2d8 : 8,1]
In the end, the result was: 9
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:06 PM
At least nothing lethal in my drone
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:07 PM
I very much appreciate it.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:07 PM
If you gove me the materials I can make soem@masks
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:07 PM
No problem.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:07 PM
You'll find plenty of plastic in my room
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:07 PM
🆙 | Platinum_Pathos leveled up!
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:07 PM
I doubt we can find enough to make one for everyone, we'll need more money for that
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:07 PM
Let me head back to the shop to start drawing some designs
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:08 PM
Seth, can you hand me a napkin or something? (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:08 PM
I already have a mask.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:08 PM
Yeah, sure.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:08 PM
It's great.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:08 PM
We can always steal the materials??
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:08 PM
Now you're talking!
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:08 PM
t!8ball does hector go with deyner to help him design a gas mask strong enough to withstand his gas?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:08 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, MultiTheDuck.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:08 PM
materials from where?
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:08 PM
Why would you steal my materials if I just offered them? (edited)
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:08 PM
Plus we don’t all need a mask trey is immune to pathogens
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:09 PM
trey
really
you know we're not playing as ourselves right
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:09 PM
Okay let me know how that goes Deyner, come to me if you need chemicals
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:09 PM
And my frost blood makes any pathogens that enter my body grow slowly
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:09 PM
so you'll still die, just more slowly.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:10 PM
It's not exactly a pathogen, not this dart at least
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:10 PM
hands emmett a snapkin
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:10 PM
Gives Emmett a napkin from within Garrick's ass
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:10 PM
Uhm.
Okay then.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:10 PM
hands deyner a high capacity dart of the gas Just don't break this, that would be bad
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:10 PM
Hey. All of you.
We need money.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:11 PM
Not necessarily if we get out in enough time we can make up a cure
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:11 PM
Huh?
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:11 PM
We know
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:11 PM
yes, we do.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:11 PM
How are we going to get some? (edited)
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:11 PM
Honestly
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:11 PM
I gotta piss though
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:11 PM
I just want to put that into your minds.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:11 PM
And Lucian may I see your Sycthe?
takes off his gloves
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:12 PM
chomky
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:12 PM
And of course, half of you aren't paying attention to the topic at hand.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:12 PM
(Brb)
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:12 PM
Damnit.
Arky 07-Oct-18 03:13 PM
Hands it to him
of course
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:13 PM
Guys, we are quite simply out of delectable food. Unfortunately we need money for that though.
I vote we find a way to make money.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:13 PM
With his mouth full. Ducketts specifically.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:13 PM
I vote we find a way to steal money.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:13 PM
I vote too
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:13 PM
t!choose errywone get 1/16 borgar from garrick pocket | the fire spreads to emmetts foot
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:13 PM
🤔 | PlasmaPerson, I pick the fire spreads to emmetts foot!
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:13 PM
Any means necessary.
For the food!!!
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:13 PM
Emmett doesn't notice. (edited)
Garbage gut.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:14 PM
dude, the campfire's getting you. (edited)
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:14 PM
I can go hunting, probably wouldn't be as effective as if i could do it with my drone but I could probably find some decent animals
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:14 PM
Emmett looks down to his hoof. Shit.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:14 PM
Emmett! get away from the fire!
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:14 PM
1/16 borga
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:14 PM
He starts to stamp out his foot. (edited)
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:14 PM
t!8ball Is Danny out of food in his room?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:14 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Platinum_Pathos.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:15 PM
t!8ball Is Danny out of food in his room?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:15 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Platinum_Pathos.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:15 PM
Steal Ducketts?
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:15 PM
sounds like a plan to me.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:16 PM
He ends up getting rid of the fire on his hoof.. (edited)
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:16 PM
From where?
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:16 PM
Let's go look for civilization.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:16 PM
t!8ball does Deyner start crafting a prototype mask?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Deyner.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:16 PM
I'd prefer to stay on the positive side of the law, but if it's the only way...
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:16 PM
t!8ball does garrick run off in a random direction
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | Most likely, [RP]retribution.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:16 PM
t!8ball does Deyner start crafting a prototype mask?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Deyner.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:16 PM
Come on, let's goooooooo!
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:17 PM
I don't think there's a GU down here, buddies.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:17 PM
oh geez. Garrick, you're gonna get us all lost! (edited)
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:17 PM
Neither do I.
I think we're right below jurisdiction
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:17 PM
Hurry up!
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:17 PM
I guess I'm not hunting then, okay! starts scorpion running after garrick
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:18 PM
Gods fucking dammit why won’t this thing work!?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:18 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:18 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett get up and put on his goggles?
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:18 PM
wait up you stupid ghost!
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:18 PM
I think I can see something.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:18 PM
t!8ball Does Seth get up and grab his backpack?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:18 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:18 PM
You wanna hike it Emmett?
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:19 PM
I'd like to bring up that we have no plan whatsoever, nor a place to steal ducketts from.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:19 PM
Yeah. It's about a mile out. (edited)
Or whatever GU units is a mile.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:20 PM
Starts running normally after catching up with garrick
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:20 PM
We can probably make it in like 10 minutes if we don't run it.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:20 PM
Then let's hurry up and get on with it.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:20 PM
Emmett stratches his hoof a little. (edited)
Yeah, let's go.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:21 PM
§Г´§¡<μ
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:21 PM
Garrick stuck an ear on Chomsky's mouth
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:21 PM
So is anyone staying behind, or are we all going?
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:21 PM
I hope we find a place that sells space weed or cigarettes.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:21 PM
please get off me.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:21 PM
Come on Iris!
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:22 PM
Deyner is staying to make his mask
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:22 PM
I'm dying without a good smoke
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:22 PM
Where are we going?
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:22 PM
Hey guys i finished up
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:22 PM
Emmett I'm going to scream in your ear.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:22 PM
Y╚&│• ╘<T←≥Ü.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:22 PM
I feel like food may be slightly more important Seth.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:22 PM
Iris were going on a trip
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:23 PM
But not in a rocket ship (edited)
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:23 PM
Meh, we can get some of that too.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:23 PM
Emmett grabs ahold of Iris's hand and moves ahead.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:23 PM
my toast is a little crusty?
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:23 PM
Lets go Danny.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:23 PM
Now you wanna go Emmet?
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:23 PM
This is what I mean.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:23 PM
Ugh hungry
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:23 PM
But- Iris sighs. Oh alright.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:23 PM
Don't need to get behind do we?
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:24 PM
riiiight...
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:24 PM
Fine, onwards!
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:24 PM
Want a piggyback ride?
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:24 PM
Yes.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:24 PM
I can give you a piggyback ride, minus the piggyback
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:24 PM
Emmett stops for a moment.
(Michael, you are back at the ship) (edited)
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:24 PM
I'll just ignore those comments.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:25 PM
(You weiner)
Hop on then.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:25 PM
(Ughhhhhh Can I just like sprint for a couple of days to catch up?)
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:25 PM
Iris hops on.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:25 PM
┘┼φ ╚ 1↕ ⌠Г£§♪╚║μ σU §♦ì Aƒç╒.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:25 PM
It's only a mile...
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:26 PM
t!8ball does garrick find something
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:26 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, [RP]retribution.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:26 PM
Seth starts walking behind Emmett and Iris
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:26 PM
t!8ball Do we finally get there?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:26 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:26 PM
Danny follows Emmett, Iris, and Seth (edited)
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:26 PM
Crafting a cool mask
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:27 PM
emet
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:27 PM
Garrick hold up, i could probably get a aerial view with my drone if you want to stand still for a second
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:27 PM
§´μ¿{^~¡₩Гz
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:27 PM
Where is everybody?
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:27 PM
That mile felt longer than it should have.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:28 PM
I think you just need to work out more.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:28 PM
Iris, you're pretty warm right now.
Like, unusually. (edited)
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:28 PM
Time for some mischief hehe starts posting pictures of goat cock in Emmett’s room (edited)
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:28 PM
t!choose Town | Stream | Giant Dam | Portside City | town next to stream | Beach | Old Campsite | Burnt Down forest | Mountainside town
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:28 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick Stream!
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:29 PM
§p▲5£ë ¿{ ǫ<⚙z♱d Azzer ĬG☋½Dzg.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:29 PM
I'm sorry i don't speak ghost
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:29 PM
Chomsky looks at his reflection, scowls, and kicks the water.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:29 PM
Iris turns pink. My bad... it’s probably related to these. she shows him the red veiny pattern on her wrists. they’ve been almost glowing all day.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:29 PM
Guns are more effective Chomsky.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:30 PM
Meh, I need a bath.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:30 PM
starts fixing stuff around the ship
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:30 PM
I think this stream leads to a dam, considering how tall this water is.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:30 PM
Chomsky turns his scowl to Danny, but then looks away.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:30 PM
We didn't bring soap.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:30 PM
It's possible.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:30 PM
Okay let's see if I can find anything
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:30 PM
Should we follow it?
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:30 PM
Dam, hope we can find something useful.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:31 PM
hector tosses his drone up in the air and it begins to float up
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:31 PM
Emmett smiles up at Iris. Yeah, we'll go.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:31 PM
Iris’ eyes sparkle. a dam? Yes please!
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:32 PM
what's the point of a dam in this situation?
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:32 PM
Means civilization
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:32 PM
t!choose dam | city | forest| nothing |
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:32 PM
Means there might be people nearby.
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:32 PM
🤔 | MultiTheDuck, I pick dam!
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:32 PM
Dams are cool.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:32 PM
♢☴ÕíðoðƮ)!
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:32 PM
Meaning we can get essentials.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:33 PM
They're a'ight (edited)
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:33 PM
Yep. Looks like we found a dam.
I think it's just wooden.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:33 PM
Okay so we are definitely on the right track now flies drone back to himself and puts it back in his bag
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:33 PM
Doesn't look sturdy.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:33 PM
We might be close.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:33 PM
my dad built a dam once. On his planet, not mine. (edited)
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:33 PM
That means more fun
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:33 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky run ahead to the other side of the dam
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:33 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, PlasmaPerson.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:34 PM
Iris, what should we do?
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:34 PM
So who wants to explore the area around the dam? (edited)
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:34 PM
t!8ball does Iris know everything there is to know about dams?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:34 PM
🎱 | Yes, Jelsafan0.
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:34 PM
see’s a mouse trying to heat up the spaghetti
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:35 PM
Dam son
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:35 PM
t!8ball Does seeing the mouse heat up there spaghetti fill you with determination and cause you to fix up the ship?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:35 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Deyner.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:35 PM
It’s like an evolved form of beaver dam.
I recognize the general structure.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:35 PM
t!8bhall Does Deyner turn into a 1" marble for ten seconds?
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:36 PM
no more dam puns please.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:36 PM
But... then again...
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:36 PM
I'll do whatever I dam choose to
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:36 PM
Think there might be fish people here?
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:36 PM
I hope so
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:36 PM
I hope not
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:36 PM
t!8ball Does Danny watch the stream alone in blissful serenity?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:36 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Platinum_Pathos.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:37 PM
no, the fish people would be in the water.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:37 PM
I don't want to fuck a fish.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:37 PM
not in the dam.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:37 PM
the teeth marks on the wood are reminiscent of a platypus- the way the sealant is packed in is consistent with their tail strength.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:37 PM
Why don't we go down there?
Deyner 07-Oct-18 03:37 PM
tales a nap (gotta go to work sorry 😭😭)
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:37 PM
Then just go a day without sex, it's not that hard
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:37 PM
I don't think I can breathe water.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:37 PM
well all of us need to breathe, so...
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:38 PM
Don't know about you guys.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:38 PM
Alright, then I'll go.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:38 PM
No thanks.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:38 PM
What if some kind of... beaver-platypus hybrid lives here?
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:38 PM
I hope something that isn't furry lives here.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:39 PM
Garrick floats down and inspects the dam.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:39 PM
Could be cool. Emmett almost drops her as a joke.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:39 PM
Chomsky chuckles, thinking of a cartoon he learned about in history class.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:39 PM
I hope we find a nice little female dragon that I can fuck.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:39 PM
Ah- I wouldn’t do that if I were you! Beavers and platypi are known to be very territorial and build their homes either immediately next to or within their dams!
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:39 PM
dragontale
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:40 PM
Dam, I don't see anything.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:40 PM
You guys go on ahead.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:40 PM
He goes through the dam, to the other side.
extremely muffled yelling
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:41 PM
”GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:41 PM
ƽ¡I♡¹Ƞ+ó2ŸĎę!!!
He very quickly goes back out.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:41 PM
angry chittering
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:41 PM
Oh
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:41 PM
Emmett puts her down and awkwardly rests his elbow on her shoulder; it's a little awkward because of the height difference.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:42 PM
Guys, there are people there.
They're very furry.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:42 PM
Guess it'll have to do.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:42 PM
Iris, want to just chill up here? (edited)
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:43 PM
HEY! GIVE ME YOUR BEST WOMAN FOR ME TO FUCK PLEASE!
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:43 PM
An ottori emerges from the dam, shaking her fist at Garrick. She has a Brooklyn accent. Ey! Get outta my house! What’a you doin’ here?! I ain’t take kindly to no teresspassas! (edited)
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:43 PM
The otters are not amused.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:43 PM
Seth, don't be rude! We don't even know who these people are!
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:43 PM
I do not care.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:43 PM
Piss off, you furry old hag! I'll do what I want!
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:44 PM
”WHY YOU LITTLE-!
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:44 PM
...
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:44 PM
....
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:44 PM
.....
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:44 PM
an ottori man emerges, grabbing her arm. “Hey, Hey, Martha, settle it down there.”
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:44 PM
Yeah, I don't think we're gonna get much from them.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:45 PM
t!8ball Does Seth throw a rock at the dam causing it to crumble and kill everyone in it?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:45 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:45 PM
An Ottori walks up to the absurdly tall elf man.
"Are you Ubley Cos?" (edited)
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:45 PM
”I’m sorry about my wife there. She’s very territorial after we were attacked last year.”
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:45 PM
Yes.
That is I.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:46 PM
Iris, you okay?
"AH! Ubley! I apologize!"
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:46 PM
I’m Fine. I told you, though. They are territorial.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:46 PM
Ah, not a problem my friend.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:46 PM
"Have my rings!"
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:47 PM
t!8ball does garrick go invade another house
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:47 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, [RP]retribution.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:47 PM
Danny turns around to yell to the group Hey quiet down! I'm trying to watch this stream in blissful serenity.
As he turns back around he mutters You people are always too dam loud. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:47 PM
Thank you, I shall take these and cherish these forever.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:47 PM
”HEY! GET OUT!!!” a shrill voice screeches.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:47 PM
They're all cock rings of various sizes.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:47 PM
Oh god why
Garrick stick his pee pee in her pee pee
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:48 PM
I don't really care about the fish people. I care about you, Iris.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:49 PM
Garrick goes to another room.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:49 PM
t!8ball Does Garrick pull out [random item dictated by Rashidi] out of his pocket?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:49 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:49 PM
”HEY! GET BACK HERE!”
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:49 PM
the 12 year old is still impaled on Garrick's cock
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:49 PM
quietly So what's the plan guys?
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:49 PM
Boomerang
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:50 PM
You've been worrying me a little. (edited)
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:50 PM
Wind boomerang from twilight princess
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:50 PM
hm? How so?
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:50 PM
The plan is to watch streams in blissful serenity! (edited)
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:50 PM
Emmett, I got you gifts.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:50 PM
the ottori girl begins to swing at Garrick with a broom
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:50 PM
They are rings.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:51 PM
Ever since we've had those... *ahem* chats, we've been opening up to one another.
When you don't seem so well, I get concerned.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:51 PM
There is a lot of loud crashing noises. He comes out with a bunch of gold figures and a stuffed frog.
Hey! I got some stuff!
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:52 PM
Seth puts the cock rings in Emmett's paw and walks away
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:52 PM
Guys, this is the calmest stream I've ever seen.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:52 PM
garrick, stop stealing! (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:52 PM
Stealing is my middle name.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:52 PM
the ottori girl follows him fuming, fur wet with a towel on. ”HEY! THAT WAS MY NANA’S!”
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:52 PM
why can't we ever make friends with the locals for once!?
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:52 PM
I’m fine.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:53 PM
t!8ball does the sight of trey stealing from them anger the locals into attacking?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:53 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, MultiTheDuck.
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:53 PM
And also, is it weird that I want to hang with you most of the time?
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:53 PM
Does someone have a camera? I must document this brilliant stream.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:54 PM
Iris shakes her head. Nah. That’s how friends normally are.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:54 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky approach one of the otteri and explain that they are nite there to make enemies
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:54 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:54 PM
t!8ball answer me better this time
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:54 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, PlasmaPerson.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:54 PM
That's not better
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:54 PM
Think we could sell these?
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:55 PM
”HEY! LEAVE MY NANA’S HEIRLOOMS ALONE!”
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:55 PM
Chomsky pinches his forehead, annoyed
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:55 PM
NO!
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:55 PM
It just feels different.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:55 PM
garrick, put the stuff back. (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 03:55 PM
Absolutely not.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:55 PM
Garrick if you're going to rob people you could at least try and be subtle about it
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:56 PM
Her face turns red. ”WHY I OUGHTA-!
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:56 PM
You and I.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:56 PM
Iris begins to overheat.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:57 PM
iris dies
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:57 PM
draws out rifle and loads knockout syringes into his rifle do I just need to knock the place out?
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:57 PM
Iris falls off the dam and dies x2
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 03:57 PM
Iris drowns then dies x3
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:58 PM
iris just feels like dying and dies x4 (edited)
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:58 PM
t!8ball does the 12-year-old ottori girl have a kid crush on Garrick?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:58 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Jelsafan0.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:58 PM
Emmett pees on Iris and she dies X5
Zander 07-Oct-18 03:58 PM
Your hand's warm.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 03:59 PM
iris hand is so warm that it burns straight through Emmett. Emmett dies
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:59 PM
Iris nods sluggishly. Yeah.... fire.... n’ stuff....
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 03:59 PM
t!8ball Does Danny pour water from the stream on Iris and Emmett?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:59 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Platinum_Pathos.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 03:59 PM
EEP!
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:59 PM
t!8ball Is the water from the stream Piss?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:59 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 03:59 PM
t!8ball Is the water from the stream Piss?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 03:59 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:00 PM
Emmett blinks profusely. (edited)
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:00 PM
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:00 PM
I guess we're wet.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:00 PM
I need you to test the stream water
I will get more.
Do not worry, I shall satisfy your need to be wet.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:01 PM
the ottori girl turns pink. ”Look. If you want my nana’s heirlooms, you’ll have to take me too!” (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:01 PM
Sorry kid, I only keep adults as slaves.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:01 PM
Emmett gets up and holds his hand out. Let's get out of here.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:01 PM
thaaaats creepy
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:02 PM
”h-hey!” She exclaims, red faced, ”I-I’m an adult!”
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:02 PM
You look 9. Get outta here.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:02 PM
I shall follow you Emmett, the stream no longer intrigues me.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:02 PM
The ottori girl’s face turns very red.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:02 PM
Danny, I think there's abundant food in the dam.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:02 PM
her eyes water up.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:02 PM
do otteri go into a crave?
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:03 PM
What is going on in there garrick?
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:03 PM
Surely it must if it is this large.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:03 PM
Specifically fish people.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:03 PM
Garrick just fuck her and get it over with.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:03 PM
garrick is playing hard to get.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:03 PM
I shall go and ask to borrow some of their supply.
I shall be of use!
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:03 PM
Or else I'll dress up as you and do the job for you
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:03 PM
You go do that.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:03 PM
She screeches, loud and extremely high in pitch.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:04 PM
Ow my ears
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:04 PM
All otters stand at attention.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:04 PM
Oh god!
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:04 PM
Iris.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:04 PM
I'm no longer comfortable near this dam.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:04 PM
what the heck was that for?
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:05 PM
Are you sure you're okay?
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:05 PM
”Jesus, Jessica!” the man exclaims.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:06 PM
Hector draws out his rifle Screech like that again and you'll regret it
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:06 PM
I’m.... fine.... Iris whispers. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:06 PM
Seth dresses up as Garrick and runs around and funny scream
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:06 PM
t!8ball does garrick tase the little girl
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:06 PM
🎱 | Yes, [RP]retribution.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:06 PM
She screams EVEN LOUDER.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:06 PM
That works
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:07 PM
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:07 PM
”make it stop!” one of them complains
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:07 PM
t!8ball Does one of the Ottori start running around with a bomb in his hands, screaming in panic?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:07 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:07 PM
I'm AUTISTIC!
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:07 PM
You're just now asking that question?
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:07 PM
t!8ball Does one of the Ottori start running around with a bomb in his hands, screaming in panic?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:07 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Zander.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:07 PM
”H-HE HATES MEEEEEEEE!”
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:07 PM
YOU JUST TAZED A NINE YEAR OLD GIRL
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:07 PM
Hector shoots the little girl with a knockout dart
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:07 PM
I LOVE YOU!
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:08 PM
”I’M 12!!” she screams, louder, clearly upset.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:08 PM
WE GOT OPTIONS!
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:08 PM
ok, you guys are being much more violent then usual towards random people
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:08 PM
Emmett picks up the obviously not okay Iris. He takes her to a nearby pond. The stream setting wasn't cutting out.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:08 PM
I don't like your ideologies of options Seth...
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:09 PM
The ottori girl begins to kick and scream.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:09 PM
t!8ball Does Seth spartan kick Chomsky out a window?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:09 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Bagelwrecker.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:09 PM
her parents emerge.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:09 PM
How are you still conscious??
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:09 PM
(lili roll for the girl's agility)
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:09 PM
t!8ball does garrick taze the parents also
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:09 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, PlasmaPerson.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:09 PM
You're burning hot!
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:09 PM
⚕űťƬă☧žÆ-ǂ7n♄!!!
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:09 PM
t!roll
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:09 PM
No Dice.
Please input a number of sides to roll!
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:09 PM
t!roll D10
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:09 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 10]
In the end, the result was: 10
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:09 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:09 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 7]
In the end, the result was: 7
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:10 PM
(she has 6 turns remaining before the faints)
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:10 PM
Chomsky slowly backs out of the room
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:10 PM
Iris, can you hear me?
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:10 PM
..Mmhmm...
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:10 PM
He dropped her due to how hot she was. (edited)
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:10 PM
Iris if you die can I eat the items in your room?
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:11 PM
Emmett drops her into the stream and watches her drift away
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:11 PM
!!_*§₩Г}Г°
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:11 PM
iris drowns and dies x6
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:11 PM
”Jessica, sweetheart, what’s wrong?” (edited)
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:11 PM
Okay, I'm going to try and find the food now.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:11 PM
şĪ¸ ȱ[¼ƷŬ⚉ ı⚒ij ♣8ɍ♜⚔æȍËâ.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:11 PM
GARRICK GO MEET YOUR IN LAWS!
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:12 PM
(5 turns remain)
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:12 PM
Emmett drops her into the pond, along with himself.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:12 PM
ARE WE GONNA ROB THEM OR NOT????
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:12 PM
”H-HE DOESN’T LIKE MEEEEE!!!!”
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:12 PM
She points at the wrong Garrick
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:13 PM
is Jessica the otteri diety
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:14 PM
She’s the messiah now
The Jesus of the ottori
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:14 PM
vidra is the otteri god
its otter in greek
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:14 PM
...ow.
t!8ball does Jessica start glowing?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:15 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Jelsafan0.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:15 PM
I'm sorry. You're burning hot.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:15 PM
Oh guess I should do something
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:15 PM
t!8ball Does Danny find the ottori's food storage supply?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:15 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Platinum_Pathos.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:15 PM
Chomsky is definitely running away now
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:15 PM
Don't worry my future in-laws I am planning on marrying your daughter, my twin just was being a retard.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:16 PM
its...okay....I’m just...tired...
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:16 PM
Seth what the hell! she's a child!
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:16 PM
I AM GARRICK SHHHH
t!8ball Is the water from the stream Piss?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:16 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:16 PM
t!8ball does garrick take the costume off of seth
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:16 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, [RP]retribution.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:16 PM
(2 turns remain)
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:17 PM
t!8ball Does Iris feel better after having a nice dip in the pond?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:17 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Zander.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:17 PM
”AHHHHHHH!!!!”
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:17 PM
t!8ball Does Iris feel better after having a nice dip in the pond?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:17 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:17 PM
(1 turn)
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:17 PM
SETH! STOP!
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:17 PM
YOU STOP!
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:17 PM
NO!
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:17 PM
I AM FIXING THIS SITUATION!
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:17 PM
"STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LLAMANIAN EMPIRE!"
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:17 PM
YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE!
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:18 PM
”You! Young man! You say you’ll love our daughter?”
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:18 PM
YES!
I LOVE HER SO MUCH!
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:18 PM
”Jessica sweetheart, he says he loves you!”
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:18 PM
A giant ship starts to dock onto the planet, the voice of the Llamanians being broadcasted around the dam.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:18 PM
OH FUCK!
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:18 PM
Ignore my dipshit twin over there. Give me all your money.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:19 PM
hiiii, Emmett....
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:19 PM
t!8ball does hector find the dam's bank?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:19 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, MultiTheDuck.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:19 PM
”...really?”
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:19 PM
t!8ball does hector find the dam's bank?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:19 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, MultiTheDuck.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:19 PM
Emmett raises an eyebrow. Hi?
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:19 PM
Seth grabs Jessica and jumps out of a window to escape the Llamanians
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:19 PM
iris dies of embarrassment. Iris dies x7
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:19 PM
LETS GO AND GET MARRIED NOW!
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:19 PM
lookie what I can do.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:19 PM
Llamanians started leaving the ship, fully armed.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:19 PM
Hector's mask slides closed before entering the band
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:19 PM
she tosses a small ball of flame between her hands, juggling it.
”yay!!”
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:20 PM
Emmett chuckled.
That's pretty sweet.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:20 PM
Chomsky meets Emmett and iris at the steam
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:20 PM
Seth pulls out his pistol and starts shooting at the Llamanians
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:21 PM
she seems to wake up more.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:21 PM
hey lovebirds, there's kind of an impending war.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:21 PM
...what... what am I doing, again?
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:21 PM
EMMETT LLAMAS ARE HERE!
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:21 PM
♳♧ ĭäā☬î♆ƞ pƘ♪§ȷ☂Ɖ♼ȯ Ěå!!!
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:21 PM
The Llamanians make a loud noise outside the dam--as soon as Seth started shooting, they did too.
I need her to calm down, Chomsky.
Emmett muted his coms.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:22 PM
calming down isn't easy with a battle going on but ok.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:22 PM
DON'T WORRY YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD JESSICA! WE'RE GETTING YOU TO A SAFE PLACE SO WE CAN GET MARRIED!
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:22 PM
hmm... wanna see more fire tricks?
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:22 PM
Yeah.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:22 PM
she snuggles into his arms, completely oblivious.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:22 PM
Hey guys Llamas are here!
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:22 PM
Danny finds several sacks and coolers before he packs up over half of the ottori food supply including, but not limited to frozen fish and shrimp, canned berries, frogs, squirrels, beans, corn, and oddly enough corn and potato chips, and popcorn
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:23 PM
hector walks up to a teller and grabs them, injecting them with a high concentration knockout dart knocking them out quickly
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:23 PM
Well, you guys have fun with the llamas. I'm gonna keep breaking and entering.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:23 PM
t!choose Chomsky goes back to garrick | Chomsky fights the lammas
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:23 PM
🤔 | PlasmaPerson, I pick Chomsky goes back to garrick!
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:23 PM
Iris makes shapes out of fire, shapes of people playing and hearts and stars.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:23 PM
Thank god this place is empty (edited)
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:23 PM
Emmett is startled for a moment, but then he follows suit to the snuggling.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:23 PM
New girl finds Garrick and falls in love with him
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:23 PM
He goes back into the dam and collects various items from unsuspecting otteri.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:23 PM
The Lllamas start to shoot towards Chomsky.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:23 PM
hey, garrick, there's a way going on out there.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:24 PM
What am I supposed to do about that?
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:24 PM
a shot goes right in front of Chomsky
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:24 PM
Hector backs away from the glass and loads an explosive dart
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:24 PM
isn’t that cool?
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:24 PM
woah!
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:24 PM
That's really pretty.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:24 PM
Garrick get down here!
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:24 PM
I don't know, maybe help?!
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:25 PM
Iris finally wakes up all the way.
what... happened?
she extinguishes the fire in her hands.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:25 PM
Hector fires the dart at the window then detonates it
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:25 PM
You started to show me some fire tricks?
t!8ball d25
t!roll d25
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:26 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d25 : 22]
In the end, the result was: 22
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:26 PM
oh, well...
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:26 PM
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:26 PM
that’s... strange.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:26 PM
[58]
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:27 PM
hector climbs over the teller's desk and starts grabbing all the currency he sees then drags the teller to the vault door and uses their hand to open it
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:27 PM
AAAAH!
garrick, please! I'm being shot!
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:27 PM
SHOOT BACK THEN CHOMSKY!
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
A weak bomb is thrown into the dam.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
I'm to far away!
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
t!8ball does Iris stand up, and dry her clothes with her powers?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Jelsafan0.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
I'm die
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
Then come on! In here!
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
t!8ball Does Danny walk out of the dam with all of the food without struggling?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Platinum_Pathos.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
GET CLOSER I GOTTA PROTECT THIS NEW WIFE!
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
Do you want me to let go?
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
t!8ball Does Danny walk out of the dam with all of the food without struggling?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Platinum_Pathos.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
Chomsky follows inside
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
t!8ball does Seth pass by Emmett?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
LLAMAS ARE HERE EMMETT!
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
please tell me you have something to patch this up.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
hector starts filling his bag with as much currency and valuables he can
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:28 PM
I might.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:29 PM
Emmett just blinks from this statement.
What?
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:29 PM
Wait seth who's here!?!??!
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:29 PM
LLAMAS ARE HERE ATTACKING THE DAM
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:29 PM
Oh, no... Iris mumbles, brows furrowed.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:29 PM
I'll be right up
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:29 PM
Chomsky inspects the wound in his shoulder, revealing an alarming amount of blood
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:29 PM
Hey Emmett, I'm heading back to the ship, with the food. Should I come back just in case?
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:29 PM
t!8ball does he pull out some bandages
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:29 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:29 PM
t!8ball does he pull out some bandages
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:29 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:29 PM
t!8ball does he pull out some bandages
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:30 PM
I gotta protect this girl so I'm bringing her back to the ship
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:30 PM
t!roll 10d100
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:30 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[10d100 : 84,74,96,43,35,38,12,4,26,17]
In the end, the result was: 429
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:30 PM
Danny begins his 15 minute trek back to the ship
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:31 PM
t!8ball Do the Llamanians shoot at our camp?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:31 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Zander.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:31 PM
"REBEL SHIP!"
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:31 PM
REEEEEEEE THEY ARE DESTROYING OUR CAMP
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:31 PM
I’m exhausted. Should we head back to camp?
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:32 PM
t!8ball does Seth lube up his laser pistol and shoot it?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:32 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:32 PM
Emmett let go, a little embarrassed. Yeah.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:32 PM
Iris stands up, drying herself off with her fire powers.
Let’s go, shall we? she offers him her hand.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:33 PM
He took her hand, getting out of the pond.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:33 PM
Hector stores his rifle on his back and then starts running as fast as he can on all 8s
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:33 PM
t!choose 1 | 2 | 90 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1| 3 | 1 | 1
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:33 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick 1!
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:33 PM
she begins to walk towards camp.
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:35 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick knives!
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:35 PM
t!choose more idols | food | money | knives | laser guns
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:35 PM
t!choose Seth | Garrick | Emmett | Seth | Hector | Danny | No one
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:35 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Seth!
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:35 PM
OOOGA
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:35 PM
t!roll d25
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:35 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d25 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:35 PM
Garrick quickly floats back to the camp with a bunch of stolen knives. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:35 PM
OW my TOENAIL
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:35 PM
C'mon, Chomsky!
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:36 PM
Emmett stops. Shit!
He wasn't lying!
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:36 PM
it's a little hard to do that when you keep going through walls!
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:36 PM
I GOTTA PROTECT THIS GIRL!
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:36 PM
Iris’ eyes widen. oh boy.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:37 PM
Let's make haste.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:37 PM
to the com Hector, I need your help!
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:37 PM
THIS IS MY NEW DAUGHTER WIFE THING!
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:37 PM
agreed.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:37 PM
Where are you?
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:37 PM
t!8ball Does Garrick start to fart out a fridge out of stress?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:37 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Zander.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:37 PM
☞ä;ÆUâ☸DŽ ď☚Ú éð⚏♶ì ÔȊɀðL¼! (edited)
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:37 PM
in one of the upper levels.
I'm not sure which one.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:38 PM
Send me cords I'll work with those
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:38 PM
Iris, we need to go.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:38 PM
Yeah, let’s go.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:38 PM
Chomsky sends the coordinates
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:39 PM
Seth runs into the ship and put the girl down in his quarters
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:39 PM
hector follows them to chomsky
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:39 PM
Iris and Emmett make it to the ship.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:39 PM
the girl turns in her sleep.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:39 PM
ugh....my shoulder. I've been shot.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:39 PM
Is that a distress signal?
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:39 PM
That's a lot of blood. I could probably fix it though
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:39 PM
Fuck what the hell are we going to do.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:39 PM
Hey Emmett, I tried to contact you, did you lose your com? (edited)
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:40 PM
These pistols aren't gonna do shit.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:40 PM
t!8ball Do the Llamanians shoot at the ship?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:40 PM
🎱 | Yes, Zander.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:40 PM
@ProfessorTree chase has a daughter now
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:40 PM
FUC-KK
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:40 PM
Close the hangar!
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:40 PM
Hector pulls out his medical supplies and starts fixing chomsky's shoulder
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:41 PM
EMMETT START UP THE ENGINE!
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:41 PM
wonty-ton
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:41 PM
Onety ton
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:41 PM
Okay chomsky that should be enough, we need to go now!
t!8ball do hector and chomsky arrive at the ship unharmed?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:42 PM
🎱 | Most likely, MultiTheDuck.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:42 PM
thanks. Let's go!
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:42 PM
Emmett holds Iris, shivering.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:42 PM
Iris pats him comfortingly.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:42 PM
Seth pulls a case from under his bed and pulls out Opportunity V2 from it (edited)
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:42 PM
Garrick eat baby
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:42 PM
Garrick eat ottori baby
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:42 PM
Suddenly,
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:43 PM
These people...
They killed my people.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:43 PM
Are placed in the engine
Oh
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:43 PM
And I am terrified.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:43 PM
t!8ball is emmett inconveniently placed in the engine
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:43 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, [RP]retribution.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:43 PM
EMMETT I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA!
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:43 PM
t!8ball Is Garrick now a toenail?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:43 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:43 PM
t!8ball is Emmett inconveniently fortnite dancing
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:43 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, PlasmaPerson.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:44 PM
Stress dance.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:44 PM
Garrick unpossesses the toenail, realizing his mistake.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:44 PM
Emmett, I feel as though there are more important matters to attend to. (edited)
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:44 PM
Hector and chomsky arrive at the ship
Okay we're here, is there anyone else?
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:44 PM
Danny, I muted my coms, okay?
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:44 PM
t!8ball do Iris’ coordinates magically appear in her pocket?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:44 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Jelsafan0.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:45 PM
I may not be able to hoister my flamethrower for a while, thanks to those stupid llamas.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:45 PM
t!8ball Does Danny keep all of the chips and popcorn for himself?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:45 PM
🎱 | Yes, Platinum_Pathos.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:45 PM
t!roll 7d100
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:45 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[7d100 : 83,44,100,51,59,10,70]
In the end, the result was: 417
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:45 PM
t!8ball Does Seth start to charge up Opportunity V2?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:45 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:46 PM
Gom
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:46 PM
EMMETT I GOT YOU A NEW PRESENT!
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:46 PM
AHHHH!
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:46 PM
Garrick more like gom (edited)
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:46 PM
MEET OPPORTUNITY V2!
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:46 PM
HOLY SHIT, I LOVE IT!
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:46 PM
LETS DO A LITTLE FIRE TEST MY SON!
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:47 PM
I need to start the ship first, papi.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:47 PM
Garrick places all the stolen items on a table, sorting them by apparent value.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:48 PM
Iris is itching to bake.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:48 PM
We're gonna be rich. These idols are actual gold.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:48 PM
herself
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:48 PM
does anybody want muffins? she asks quickly.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:48 PM
iris is itching. She scratches the itch
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:49 PM
WHO CARES ABOUT BEING RICH WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:49 PM
as long as its not blueberry.
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:49 PM
WE'LL BE RICH AFTER WE ESCAPE!
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:49 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett get the ship started?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:49 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Zander.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:49 PM
... she gives Chomsky a deadpan look.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:49 PM
You've had muffins Iris? (edited)
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:49 PM
Let's get the hell out of here.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:49 PM
I have some coordinates!
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:49 PM
Chomsky shrugs worth a shot.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:49 PM
I’ve got no clue where they lead though.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:49 PM
WE NEED TO RESCIR (edited)
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:50 PM
Iris digs around in her pockets.
she curses under her breath, dashing to her room.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:50 PM
OPPERATION 214 MANUVER RESCIR
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:50 PM
when she arrives there, she begins to search the floor frantically.
come on, come on...
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:51 PM
Seth, toss me the baby!
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:51 PM
t!roll d40
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:51 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d40 : 24]
In the end, the result was: 24
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:51 PM
24 idols
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:51 PM
So, why exactly do we have an ottori female on our ship? I thought we distinguished that kidnapping was only for dire situations.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:51 PM
Seth tosses the now charged Opportunity V2 to Emmett
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:51 PM
she finds the piece of paper. got it!
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:51 PM
That dam was under attack.
I wasn't gonna leave a child to have her life taken by a fucking llama.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:52 PM
Fair enough.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:52 PM
I didn't do it to Emmett and I wouldn't do it to any other child.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:53 PM
Iris dashes back to the cockpit.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:53 PM
The Ottori starts to suck on its titty, franctically turning into a young man.
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:53 PM
here!
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:53 PM
t!roll 2d30
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:53 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[2d30 : 3,3]
In the end, the result was: 6
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:53 PM
Emmett, Opportunity V2 should be charged go ahead and fire it!
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:54 PM
t!roll d1250
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:54 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid number of sides.
Please use less than 100 sides.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:54 PM
t!roll 10d125
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:54 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid number of sides.
Please use less than 100 sides.
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:55 PM
t!roll 10d100
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:55 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[10d100 : 96,5,6,63,59,47,54,77,89,66]
In the end, the result was: 562
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:55 PM
36045 ducketts for the gold idols (edited)
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 04:55 PM
Chomsky stares at the idols for a second, then takes one to his room and shuts the door (edited)
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:55 PM
t!roll 1-d25
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:55 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid formatting in: 1-d25.

ex: t!roll d20 or t!roll 5d10+3
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:55 PM
t!roll 10d25
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:55 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[10d25 : 3,14,20,18,17,5,2,23,5,3]
In the end, the result was: 110
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:55 PM
Damn!
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:56 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:56 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 2]
In the end, the result was: 2
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:56 PM
t!roll 2d30
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:56 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[2d30 : 8,30]
In the end, the result was: 38
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:56 PM
I honestly have no idea where these coordinates lead, but anywhere is better than here!
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:56 PM
Emmett unmutes.
We need to flee!
They're on our tail!
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:57 PM
I would assume so...
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:57 PM
Then let's go!
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:57 PM
Emmett takes the paper and presses the button to hyperspace.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 04:57 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 04:57 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:57 PM
Hold onto your asses!
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 04:58 PM
Iris instead holds on to Emmett’s arm.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:58 PM
FUCK
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 04:58 PM
I refuse
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 04:58 PM
Seth gets launched to the back of the quarters
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:59 PM
46272
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 04:59 PM
36045
Zander 07-Oct-18 04:59 PM
82317
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 05:00 PM
The ottori stops sucking her titty and now is forever a little girl
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 05:01 PM
chase is the mary of vidrasm
Zander 07-Oct-18 05:01 PM
The ship stops hyperspace.
Pinned a message.
Iris?
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 05:02 PM
Yeah?
Zander 07-Oct-18 05:02 PM
You can let go now. That is, unless you don't want to.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 05:03 PM
Hector goes to his room and starts decorating it with the artifacts he collected
Jelsafan0 07-Oct-18 05:03 PM
oh! right! she exclaims quickly, releasing his arm.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 05:03 PM
t!8ball Did a scientist ottori stow away on our ship?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 05:03 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 07-Oct-18 05:04 PM
t!8ball Does Chomsky have a sleepover in his room?
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 05:04 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 05:04 PM
No
Stop
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 05:05 PM
t!roll d100
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 05:05 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d100 : 47]
In the end, the result was: 47
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 05:06 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 05:06 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 11]
In the end, the result was: 11
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 05:06 PM
t!roll 20d100
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 05:06 PM
An Error Occurred.
Invalid number of dice.
Please roll less than 10 dice.
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 05:06 PM
Llama Battle Ship W=weak S=Strong (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 07-Oct-18 05:06 PM
t!roll d100
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 05:06 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d100 : 43]
In the end, the result was: 43
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 05:06 PM
t!roll 10d100
Tatsumaki 07-Oct-18 05:06 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[10d100 : 13,39,8,96,90,1,93,89,86,65]
In the end, the result was: 580
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 05:07 PM
Pinned a message.
Zander 07-Oct-18 05:07 PM
Chomsky screams out of his second puberty
Santa is Dead 07-Oct-18 05:07 PM
What
Zander 07-Oct-18 05:07 PM
He wants Garrick to plan with him
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 05:07 PM
Hector sets his pack down and sees the small laser handgun in the side pocket Oh, I need to give that to him
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 05:08 PM
Praise the goddess of life for getting us out
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 05:08 PM
Hector packs the otterai money in a small box and puts it on his shelf (edited)
Zander 07-Oct-18 05:08 PM
At the mention of a different deity than the true one, Emmett furrows his brow.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 05:08 PM
If we go back we have that
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 05:08 PM
Seth does a little hand movement across his chest as thanks
Praise Squoat too, don't worry Emmett I recognize him as one of my gods too.
Zander 07-Oct-18 05:10 PM
Yeah.
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 05:10 PM
Emmett can you meet me in the kitchen for a moment?
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 05:10 PM
Emmett smiles
Zander 07-Oct-18 05:10 PM
Emmett smiles
Okay, Hector.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 05:10 PM
I don't recognize any... (edited)
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 05:10 PM
What a rough ride
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 05:10 PM
Hector walks to the kitchen with the laser handgun in his pocket
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 05:11 PM
Seth lays back in his bed and takes a nap
Zander 07-Oct-18 05:11 PM
Emmett strides over to the kitchen, having a newfound confidence.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 05:13 PM
Danny begins to store the sacks full of food in the kitchen
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 05:13 PM
Ah there he is, I meant to give you this a while back but never did Hector holds out the small laser pistol
Zander 07-Oct-18 05:15 PM
Emmett fumbles with the pistol handle. (edited)
WatchfulDrake 07-Oct-18 05:15 PM
We can get deyner to make a better grip for you (edited)
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 05:16 PM
Damn it Emmett, I didn't survive llamas to get shot with a pistol
Zander 07-Oct-18 05:16 PM
Shit, did that hit you?
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 05:20 PM
The Vortox Pummeler W=weak S=strong
Pinned a message.
Platinum_Pathos 07-Oct-18 05:21 PM
@Zander Great opinion
Zander 07-Oct-18 05:22 PM
Yes
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 05:22 PM
Sorry if my drawings of the ships are rough
Zander 07-Oct-18 05:22 PM
@Bagelwrecker Although it's Vortex Pummeler, I find Vortox really fitting
1
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 05:23 PM
Well maybe she's registered as Vortox pummeler but the crew calls her Vortox?
1
Zander 07-Oct-18 05:23 PM
Sure
1
It's technically a home to Emmett, who resided on Vortox-56
1
Bagelwrecker 07-Oct-18 05:24 PM
I kinda wanted to act like the ships were tanks so thats why there are weak spots and strong spots
1
So that way if there are battles between ships there's actually strategy and not just constant firing and doing the same damage each time
but thats up to you if you wanna incorporate that idea.
Zander 08-Oct-18 10:47 AM
I just wrote this quick little story as a joke. Enjoy.
"Squem, how much longer are they going to take? I feel like I'm melting."
"They just left a few minutes ago," responded Emmett. Emmett had a paper fan out and was fanning off his partner's face for her.
"Damn... Do we have any drinks?"
"I don't know. *Someone* stole our supply like an hour ago." He was referring to Sanya in this situation--she was drinking can after can of soda to maintain her stature as a plant. "I don't know what to tell you, Squosa."
"Is it cooler outside yet?" She had asked this question at least once already; Squosafina wanted to get out of the ship and do something. Emmett raised his eyebrow.
"You know we would burn out there," Emmett consoled. He then took off his shirt, throwing it on her face. "It's too hot for shirts right now anyways." Josephine smirked, putting the shirt down on the bed.
"Not right now, Squosa. Maybe later."
"But it's your Squoat-given day!" The female Squoatling was right. It was his birthday, and they were spending it on the ship with nothing to do.
"Nothing sexy, if you want to please me so much." Emmett scooted over to her, licking her cheek. "Let's just keep today light-hearted, okay?" Josephine sighed from his response.
"Then what do we do?"
"Let's just chill." Squosafina, rather than to chill, hopped out of bed and started looking through her chest, located next to her dresser. "What are you doing?" She started to throw items behind her out of the chest.
"Just cleaning," Josephine replied as she tossed her sword onto the bed. Emmett immediately grabbed it and started to mess with the weapon.
"You should really teach me how to wield one of these things." Emmett slashed back and forth, causing him to press the button on the handle. Similarly to everyone else's weapons on the ship, her blade switched out for a dildo. How convenient.
"What, my sword?" She looked back and giggled at him. "I mean, I could teach you how to wield *that* instead." Emmett pressed the button again, switching the weapon to its normal state.
"I think I know how to use one of those, thank you. I meant your sword." A set of handcuffs whizzed by his face onto his lap. "Handcuffs?"
"Help me, Squosa! They latched onto me!" Emmett exclaimed.
"You're such a dork. Meanwhile, I don't actually have the key for those." Emmett shuddered.
"Shit."
"Now you're actually helpless." Squosafina took the last item, rope, out of the chest and jumped onto the bed.
"Well, I still have my hooves to use." Planning on pranking him, Squosafina sat on his legs and took off her jacket.
"Now I can do as I please," Josephine said as seductively as she could. She took the rope and put it aside, unzipping his pants for him.
"Squosa, I said no! Get off of me!" Emmett was not amused. She pulled his pants off and threw them to the door.
"Take a load off."
"I don't want to do this." Squosafina couldn't contain her laughter; she wasn't that good of a prankster.
"You should see your face right now." Emmett groaned, now annoyed.
"You suck, you know that?"
"And you swallow, you big wuss. That's what you get for keeping me caged in here."
"I can't help that," Emmett complained.
"Your underpants are cute, you know that?" The black garment had little hopping goats throughout its perimeter.
"Get off of me please."
"Your butt is too heavy!" Squosa stuck her tongue out at him.
"Looks like you're going to have to wait then." She then took the key to the handcuffs out of her pocket.
"You lied to me!" Emmett squirmed to get from beneath her. Purposely, she shifted more weight on his legs.
"Furgaz gall, Squem."
"Furgaz galle," Emmett muttered, laying his head back in frustration. Then and there, the door to their room opened.

"Happy birthday, Emmett!" Seth, Sanya, Hector, Iris, and Chomsky flushed into the room, surrounding him.
"Oh, fuck me," Emmett whined softly. Josephine winked as the vignette closed in on her, ending the episode.
Damn, that took me a while to post. Screw phone Discord.
Zander 08-Oct-18 08:47 PM
@Final Frontier Funny
WatchfulDrake 08-Oct-18 11:21 PM
I'd love to see a pt 2 of that continuing where you left off. seth would be proud probably. sanya and Hector mentally disturbed. the other two who knows.
Zander 09-Oct-18 11:11 AM
I could do that tomorrow or so
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:17 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett reading an article on the affairs of the Llamanians?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:17 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Zander.
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:18 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya enter the kitchen?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:18 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Brakia.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:18 PM
What in the god damn
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:19 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky Idk be in the situation
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:19 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, PlasmaPerson.
Enchantingtable2013 10-Oct-18 02:20 PM
t!8ball Does Matieu start his morning routine by running in place as fast as he can 30 minutes straight?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:20 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 10-Oct-18 02:20 PM
t!8ball Does Matieu start his morning routine by running in place as fast as he can 30 minutes straight?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:20 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Enchantingtable2013.
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:21 PM
t!8ball Does Maia appear in an ethereal manner back on the ship?
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:21 PM
Matieu dies
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:21 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Mica.
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:21 PM
t!8ball Does Maia appear in an ethereal manner back on the ship?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:21 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Mica.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:21 PM
Matieu dies x2 of sleep deprivation
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:22 PM
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:22 PM
Ah.
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:22 PM
Emmett blinks in astonishment.
`
Enchantingtable2013 10-Oct-18 02:22 PM
Good workouts are what keeps one at peak performance.
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:22 PM
Maia?
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:22 PM
Hello, Emmett.
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:22 PM
You've been gone for a while!
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:23 PM
t!8ball Is Danny eating popcorn?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:23 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Platinum_Pathos.
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:23 PM
Indeed I have. Far too long.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:23 PM
t!choose Seth in the shower | Seth taking shower in the main area | Seth taking bath | Seth in bath in main area | Seth taking shower in space
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:23 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick Seth in bath in main area!
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:23 PM
ok, I've seen enough crazy for one lifetime.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:23 PM
t!8ball does garrick conveniently come out of the engine
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:23 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, [RP]retribution.
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:23 PM
Cosmic duties.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:23 PM
SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB!
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:23 PM
alright so he inconveniently comes out of the engine
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:24 PM
seth theres not even a bathtub here.
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:24 PM
Duties? What kind?
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:24 PM
Heya.
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:24 PM
Cosmic terrorism.
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:24 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya do a pirouette into the main room?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:24 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:25 PM
Then explain this bathtub right here loser.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:25 PM
hey Sanya.
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:25 PM
Terrorism?
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:25 PM
The bathtub I am in
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:25 PM
That sucks.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:25 PM
nice entrance.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:25 PM
Filled with water
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:25 PM
`Oh. I wasn't expecting people to be out here.`
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:25 PM
When did we get a bathtub in the middle of the ship?
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:25 PM
`Hey.`
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:25 PM
Seth splashes water on chomsky
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:25 PM
Since Seth wanted one in the middle of the ship. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:25 PM
Today
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:26 PM
Yes, an overpowered force from another galaxy has come to power through harsh acts on the Cosmic Empire.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:26 PM
seen
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:26 PM
except there's no water, Sean.
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:26 PM
Ouch.
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:26 PM
`Who's the centaur?`
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:26 PM
Sounds like every day life Maia.
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:27 PM
It is truly a chore.
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:27 PM
Maia's my--our good old friend, Sanya.
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:27 PM
`Hm. Hello Maia. I'm Sanya.`
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:27 PM
waves
A pleasure to be of acquaintances.
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:28 PM
Anyone want popcorn?
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:28 PM
garrick says "em period."
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:28 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya head to the pool?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:28 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Brakia.
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:28 PM
I still have some left over
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:29 PM
Seth drains the bathtub and refills it with beer
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:29 PM
em period.
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:29 PM
Emmett side hugs Maia, making sure not to touch her wing.
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:29 PM
`I'm headed to the pool. Anyone want to join?`
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:29 PM
period?
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:29 PM
Sorry I only bathe in beer
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:29 PM
Yeah, sure. I'll come over there.
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:29 PM
She pats his head
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:29 PM
Thanks for the boner
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:30 PM
centaurides
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:30 PM
:0
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:30 PM
Just, watch the horns. They're touchy.
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:30 PM
Since when did we have a pool? No one tells me the important stuff...
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:30 PM
Emmett is a little horny
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:30 PM
I’ll be careful.
Hello, Seth!
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:30 PM
Emmett, keep horniness to a minimum.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:30 PM
t!8ball dio garrick and Chomsky enact the plan this episode
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:31 PM
🎱 | Yes, PlasmaPerson.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:31 PM
Hey.
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:31 PM
Ha ha.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:31 PM
You like my beer bath?
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:31 PM
I do!
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:31 PM
Today's gonna be a fun day.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:31 PM
psst. Garrick.
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:31 PM
You must be really sticky then Seth.
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:31 PM
Seth forgets to shave, so he looks disgusting.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:31 PM
psst. What, Chomky? (edited)
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:31 PM
I think we should do it
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:32 PM
t!8ball Will Maia go put a star bath bomb in Seth’s bath?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:32 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Mica.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:32 PM
Right now? Everyone just got up.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:32 PM
better now than never
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:32 PM
t!8ball Will Maia go put a star bath bomb in Seth’s bath?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:32 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Mica.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:32 PM
´§¡·<μ¤θ§`
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:32 PM
t!8ball Does Danny continue eating his popcorn?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:32 PM
🎱 | Yes, Platinum_Pathos.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:33 PM
Hope no one was living on that planet.
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:33 PM
Nah, you’re good.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:33 PM
tŔ☋ŎU, ♹ȉȔ°œɂ¡Ď.
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:33 PM
...Anyways. Welcome home.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:33 PM
§¤·><©©Ω·´
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:34 PM
We have to call this ship home?
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:34 PM
I see the ship is in bad shape.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:34 PM
Yeah.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:34 PM
hey Emmett?
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:34 PM
We got kinda fucked by a warship
:(
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:35 PM
I can help fix it with some star dust if you need.
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:35 PM
Yeah, Chomsky?
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:35 PM
cumsky
👀
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:35 PM
can you come here for a minute?
to the pool?
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:35 PM
I'm not sure how good star dust will mix with a vintage ship.
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:36 PM
The Squoatling looked around for a moment.
Uh, sure.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:36 PM
thanks.
§©¤ฯ>><]}¬μ
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:36 PM
t!8ball Does Seth finish his bath and get dressed?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:36 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:36 PM
It would probably enhance engine performance and fix the exterior.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:36 PM
t!8ball Does Seth finish his bath and get dressed?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:36 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:36 PM
Mmm.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:37 PM
Ŗ®nŁ⚇☛ðɄ Ŷû⚀☊ƔÂ.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:37 PM
Sounds good I guess, Emmett, how do you feel about that?
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:37 PM
i have to go
back to work
Fuk
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:37 PM
rip
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:37 PM
So, you guys enjoy speaking in ghost tongues or something? (edited)
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:37 PM
bye mica
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:37 PM
t!8ball does garrick get the thing from chomsky's room
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:37 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, [RP]retribution.
Mica 10-Oct-18 02:37 PM
Ill be back later uwu
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:37 PM
you see, I found this thing. It was a little bit of your fur I thought, but then it grew.
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:37 PM
bye bye
Uhm, that could have been an insect of sorts.
Damn buggers tend to make their houses in my fur occasionally.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:38 PM
hmm. Most insects aren't like a foot tall.
¬μ§θ{¡₩
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:39 PM
I can't take you seriously when you're spouting gibberish.
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:39 PM
`What are you talking about?`
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:39 PM
Garrick is talking to me through the com. Something about No more cheese. (edited)
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:40 PM
t!8ball Does Seth run and cannonball into the pool?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:40 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Zander.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:40 PM
THUD
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:41 PM
what was that?
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 02:41 PM
t!8ball does hector wake up?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:41 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, MultiTheDuck.
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:41 PM
You know who.
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:41 PM
When was the last time someone actually cleaned the pool?
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:41 PM
wait a minute.
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:41 PM
`You know who?`
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 02:41 PM
Over slept again. Where is everyone?
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:41 PM
Pool auto-cleans, Danny.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:41 PM
I left it right here!
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:42 PM
hmm... (edited)
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:42 PM
you don't think it.....got out?
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:42 PM
The thud noises continue down the hall.
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:42 PM
What got out?
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:42 PM
oh god.
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:42 PM
What? I wasn't paying attention.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:43 PM
the beast!
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:43 PM
velociraptor noise
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:43 PM
`What the hell was that?`
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:43 PM
we need to get out of here!
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:43 PM
Emmett widens his eyes ins surprise. What?
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:43 PM
`Sounds like something is dying.`
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:43 PM
Wait, hold on.
We have a beast on the ship, right?
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:43 PM
It's a ship! Where are you gonna go?
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:43 PM
Sanya draws her sword
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:44 PM
yeah?!
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:44 PM
It storms into the pool room.
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 02:44 PM
What was that noise?
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:44 PM
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:44 PM
That it much bigger than it was before!
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:44 PM
Is that...?
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:44 PM
Six feet tall
Buff
Kinda like a craved squoat
But it's zombie
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:45 PM
Holy shit!
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:45 PM
t!roll d30
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:45 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d30 : 28]
In the end, the result was: 28
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:46 PM
do something Emmett!
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:46 PM
`I got this!`
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 02:46 PM
Hector stops at the destroyed door of Chomsky's room What on earth?
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:46 PM
"owie"
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:46 PM
Emmett, I didn't think squoats could get that big?
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:46 PM
`Owie?`
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:46 PM
Are you just short?
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:46 PM
He holds his head.
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:46 PM
I'm genuinely curious now. (edited)
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:46 PM
This hasn't happened in so long.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:47 PM
well it's happened before? Right!?
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:47 PM
Sanya is completely confused
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:47 PM
and you lived!
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:47 PM
roar
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:48 PM
Chomsky hides behind Emmett
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:48 PM
Well... I did, yeah. How do you know?
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:48 PM
I also am in the boat of confusion.
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 02:48 PM
Hector crouches down and picks up a tuft of fur Feels like Emmett's fur, what happened?
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:48 PM
uh....
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:48 PM
`Should i... Should i keep fighting it?`
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:48 PM
Emmett starts foaming in the mouth suddenly.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:48 PM
lucky guess?
AAA
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:48 PM
Is Emmet finally dying?
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:48 PM
Chomsky backs up
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 02:48 PM
(Hector doesn't have his com in, only his translator)
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:48 PM
"SQUEMFET"
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:49 PM
`Someone tell me if i should keep hitting it?`
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:49 PM
Squemfet?
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:49 PM
it talks?!
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:49 PM
Emmett looks back at Chomsky, foaming at the mouth as if he had rabies.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:49 PM
"SHUT UP SUNGLASSES MAN"
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:50 PM
Chomsky backs up further, truly horrified
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:50 PM
I think Emmett is either sick, or insane
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:50 PM
`Emmett? What's wrong?`
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 02:50 PM
Hector steps inside and sees Chomsky's room destroyed with broken furniture and lab equipment all over the place What was he doing? was he experimenting on Emmett?
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:50 PM
Emmett's eyes rolled back, and he fell to the ground.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:50 PM
THE CRAVE
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:51 PM
uh, Emmett?
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:51 PM
`Did...did he just DIE?!`
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:51 PM
ZE KRAVE IS HERE
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:51 PM
The Crave?
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:51 PM
"I CRAVE MARSHMALLOW"
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:51 PM
Pretty sure we don't have that.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:51 PM
oh god he's dead
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 02:51 PM
I don't like this, I need to get my rifle quick
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:51 PM
Sanya gets really angry at the mention of Marshmallows
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:51 PM
Emmett is idle on the ground.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:52 PM
t!8ball Does Seth throw marshmellow at scary man wanting marshmellow?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:52 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Bagelwrecker.
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:52 PM
Can we presume Emmett dead?
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:52 PM
YEs
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:52 PM
Yigga
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:52 PM
I am the pilot and the captain now
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:52 PM
Emmett moves his arms, slowly pushing himself up.
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:52 PM
`There's a huge fucking beast here, with no one attacking, and NOW EMMETT'S DEAD!`
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:52 PM
I call dibs on his weapons though.
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:52 PM
`Wait.`
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:52 PM
and I say we destroy the ship
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:53 PM
Emmett you're scaring me.
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:53 PM
Damn it! He's up again.
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 02:53 PM
Hector runs to his room and grabs his rifle and a couple of syringes for ammo
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:53 PM
The Squoatling shifts his head back, flashing his carnivores at Chomsky.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:54 PM
Seth run around and funny scream in Squemfet's ear
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:54 PM
Chomsky pulls out his flamethrower defensively (edited)
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:55 PM
It would be best not to burn down the ship while we're still on it Chomsky. (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:55 PM
Chompsky
Chompsky
Chompsky
Chompsky
Chompsky
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 02:55 PM
Hector starts tracking the beast through the obvious trail of destruction it's left
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:55 PM
t!8ball do the 2 squoats fight
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:55 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, PlasmaPerson.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:55 PM
CHONKY KILL THEM ALL!
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:55 PM
t!8ball do they
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:55 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, PlasmaPerson.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:55 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:55 PM
He falls and starts crawling towards Chomsky. (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:56 PM
he going killy
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:56 PM
Chomsky kicks at Emmett
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 02:56 PM
t!8ball Does Danny have his hammer on his person?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:56 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Platinum_Pathos.
Brakia 10-Oct-18 02:56 PM
`Emmett, snap out of it!`
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:57 PM
the beast stomps on emmett and he die
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:57 PM
Seth picks up the otter girl from the last episode who was sitting by the pool and starts to run around
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:57 PM
@ProfessorTree
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:57 PM
"Please don't"
ProfessorTree 10-Oct-18 02:57 PM
m
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:57 PM
oh sorry.
"It's alright."
Zander 10-Oct-18 02:58 PM
Emmett grabs Chomsky's leg, flashing his teeth towards it.
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 02:58 PM
Hector follows the trail to a fairly undamaged kitchen, except the fridge's door has been ripped off I guess Emmett was hungry, but where's the rest of the crew? (edited)
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 02:58 PM
Chomsky fires his flamethrower
no pun intended
t!roll 3d7
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:58 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[3d7 : 4,2,3]
In the end, the result was: 9
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:59 PM
t!8ball Does Seth run to an escape pod with otter girl and Emmett and launch it?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:59 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Bagelwrecker.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:59 PM
t!8ball does fake emmett pick real emmett up from his horn and start throwing him around
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 02:59 PM
🎱 | It is certain, [RP]retribution.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:59 PM
Bye Emmett
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 02:59 PM
"RAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 02:59 PM
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:00 PM
Shut up woman.
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:00 PM
FUCK!
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:00 PM
"BRING ME TO MY HUSBAND!"
oh ok
GARRICK!
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:00 PM
t!roll 2d15
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 03:00 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[2d15 : 14,12]
In the end, the result was: 26
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:00 PM
YOUR WIFE WANTS YOU
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 03:00 PM
Hector searches the kitchen for the stash of grass he hid there for Emmett
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:01 PM
GARRICK!!
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 03:01 PM
I'll probably need this
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:01 PM
YOUR WIFE WANTS YOU TO FUCK HER RIGHT NOW!!
Brakia 10-Oct-18 03:01 PM
`EMMETT!`
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:01 PM
You're gonna kill me, Garrick!
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:01 PM
Otter girl blushes from Seth's comments
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:01 PM
Seriously!
Brakia 10-Oct-18 03:02 PM
`Garrick?`
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:02 PM
GARRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR
WIFE
WANTS
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 03:02 PM
hector starts following the trail again, looking at how most rooms were not harmed
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:02 PM
YOU
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:02 PM
Chomsky watches in horror
this is not how it was supposed to go
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:02 PM
"OKAY"
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:02 PM
Emmett moves his eyes back to their normal state, and stops acting like a zombie. (edited)
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:03 PM
Seth pees on Garrick's foot to get his attention
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:03 PM
Put me down!
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:03 PM
YOUR WIFE WANTS YOU
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:03 PM
The beast kicks Seth out of the way.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:03 PM
what just happened, Emmett?
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:03 PM
NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:03 PM
what did you do?
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:03 PM
He drops Emmett
Brakia 10-Oct-18 03:04 PM
Sanya is even more confused
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:04 PM
t!roll d3
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 03:04 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d3 : 2]
In the end, the result was: 2
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:04 PM
Ack!
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:04 PM
Seth pees in Garrick's mouth with his secret move; omega long range piss stream
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:04 PM
Emmett starts to pant. (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:04 PM
Emmett starts to eat pant.
Brakia 10-Oct-18 03:05 PM
`Emmett, are you alright?`
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:05 PM
Garrick eat
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 03:05 PM
Hector sees the broken pool deck door and starts running Oh no please don't let everyone be out there
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:05 PM
Emmett and Garrick die from pee poisoning
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:05 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett capable of standing up?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 03:05 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:05 PM
Garrick thinks for a minute about kicking Sanya too.
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:06 PM
Emmett stands up, feebly rubbing his eyes.
Brakia 10-Oct-18 03:06 PM
`Here, let me help you up.`
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:06 PM
Garrick kicks Sanya
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:06 PM
"NO HELP"
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:06 PM
I have third-degree burns.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:06 PM
"SQUEMFET GETS UP BY HIMSELF"
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 03:06 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 03:06 PM
Hector runs in rifle drawn
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:06 PM
sorry, I.....
Brakia 10-Oct-18 03:06 PM
`Garrick, i will stab you. Profusely. `
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:06 PM
I didn't mean to...
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:06 PM
I peed on you
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:06 PM
Nah, I'm sorry.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:07 PM
"DUDE JUST GET UP COME ON"
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:07 PM
I went too far.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:07 PM
too far...? (edited)
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 03:07 PM
None of this makes any sense, but ok
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 03:07 PM
Emmett calm dow........ Hector realizes that Emmett is not the beast in front of him
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:07 PM
☳© #ſȐǀÝɍ$cÞ Ĭ_Ķ⚕ÍȨóG♔☫
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:07 PM
Yeah. The eye-rolling thing, and the teeth, the posture, etc.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:08 PM
were you...in on this?
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:08 PM
I figured it out when I heard Garrick over your comms.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:08 PM
Seth throws bathtub at Garrick
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 03:08 PM
In on what?
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:08 PM
YOUR WIFE WANTS TO FUCK YOU RIGHT NOW
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:09 PM
Chomsky frowns
but you can't even understand him.
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 03:09 PM
Figured what out?
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:09 PM
SHE IS DRIPPING WET
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:09 PM
He kicks Seth again
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:09 PM
NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:09 PM
I don't understand the language, but Garrick was really loud.
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 03:09 PM
I'd really like to know what's going on.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:09 PM
Seth kicks Garrick
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:09 PM
And he usually speaks in... Whatever language he speaks in. English?
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 03:09 PM
IS someone going to explain who and what this is?!?
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:10 PM
I dunno.
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:10 PM
But yeah. I was bit by a zombie when I was younger.
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:10 PM
Garrick sticks his penis in his wife
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 03:10 PM
That doesn't explain that 6 foot tall... thing. (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:11 PM
Garrick does a fortnite dance
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:11 PM
The term is Penis Danny
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:11 PM
it's a costume.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:11 PM
It is very loud
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 03:11 PM
Not the penis
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:11 PM
Emmett rolls his eyes back again.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:11 PM
sorry Emmett. I thought this would be funnier than it actually was.
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 03:11 PM
I feel like that would be a problem
Bagelwrecker 10-Oct-18 03:11 PM
Garrick dies from the wounds inflicted upon him by Seth
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:11 PM
Allows me to do stuff like this.
Brakia 10-Oct-18 03:11 PM
`That was messed up. I could have killed him.`
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 03:11 PM
But that's besides the point
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 03:12 PM
Is Emmett craving?
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:12 PM
It was funny. Until you nearly killed me. And Garrick started to fling me around like noodles.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:13 PM
"IT WAS HILARIOUS, TOO"
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 03:13 PM
None of it was funny
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 03:13 PM
I didn't get to take your stuff.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:13 PM
heh. Yeah.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:13 PM
"WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW"
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:14 PM
in possess the costume?
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:14 PM
My fur is singed.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:14 PM
eat a marshmallow? I dunno.
sorry (edited)
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:14 PM
Can someone help me?
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:14 PM
reflex.
Brakia 10-Oct-18 03:14 PM
Sanya gets visibly angry
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 03:14 PM
I'm going back to eat popcorn
You seem to be fine Emmett.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:15 PM
yeah, I'll get you to Hector.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:15 PM
"GIVE ME MARSHMALLOW"
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 03:15 PM
Also could I kill that?
Brakia 10-Oct-18 03:15 PM
Sanya gets angrier
t!8ball Does Sanya go and eat a marshmallow?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:16 PM
I'm keeping the costume. Don't destroy it.
Brakia 10-Oct-18 03:16 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya go and eat a marshmallow?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Brakia.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:16 PM
we worked hard on that thing.
Brakia 10-Oct-18 03:16 PM
`Finally.`
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:16 PM
Although it's one of the lowest terms on the list of your guys' priorities, I feel like I'm going to die in a few moments.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:16 PM
"YEAH, I WANT TO KEEP THIS THING"
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:16 PM
Something feels off. (edited)
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 03:16 PM
This was pointless, why do I even come out of my room? (edited)
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:16 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky take Emmett to Hector to get fixed up
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, PlasmaPerson.
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:16 PM
His lack of agony was apparent.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:17 PM
t!8ball please let Emmett live
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 03:17 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, PlasmaPerson.
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 03:17 PM
t!8ball Does Danny go back to his room?`
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 03:17 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Platinum_Pathos.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:17 PM
Hector! We need you!
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:17 PM
Emmett falls on his back.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:17 PM
Hector gets Emmett
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:18 PM
Garrick unpossesses the costume and brings it back into Chomsky's room.
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:18 PM
Emmett grabs Chomsky as he's taken away.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:18 PM
Well! That was fun.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:18 PM
Does garrick also fix Chomskys door
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:18 PM
no
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:18 PM
Dang
You broke my door
yes? Emmett?
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:19 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett bite Chomsky's arm?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 03:19 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:19 PM
t!8ball does chomsky give garrick his flamethrower
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 03:19 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, [RP]retribution.
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:19 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett bite Chomsky's arm?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 03:19 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Zander.
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:19 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett bite Chomsky's arm?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 03:19 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Zander.
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:19 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett bite Chomsky's arm?
t!8ball Does Emmett bite Chomsky's arm?
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 03:20 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Zander.
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:20 PM
[Yes]
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:20 PM
ow! What the heck?
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:20 PM
Emmett bites harder.
Brakia 10-Oct-18 03:21 PM
`Emmett, stop.`
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:21 PM
let go of me!
Chomsky shakes his arm
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:21 PM
Emmett goes deeper, trying to get to the bone.
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 03:22 PM
Stop that Emmett!
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:22 PM
Chomsky punches Emmett
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:22 PM
Chomsky incinerates Emmett
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:22 PM
[1 damage]
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:22 PM
4 health lol
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:22 PM
Chomsky is weak
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:23 PM
Chomsky punches Emmett again
92 damage
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 03:23 PM
t!roll d35
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 03:23 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d35 : 1]
In the end, the result was: 1
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:23 PM
3 HEALTH
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 03:23 PM
Hector grabs a knockout syringe and injects Emmett
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:24 PM
(2 damage)
1 HEALTH
Platinum_Pathos 10-Oct-18 03:24 PM
t!roll d35
Tatsumaki 10-Oct-18 03:24 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d35 : 26]
In the end, the result was: 26
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:24 PM
-25 HEALTH
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:24 PM
Emmett feels weak, and falls off of his arm.
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:25 PM
Chomsky sits down and wraps the wound
Jesus, man.
what's wrong with him?
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 03:25 PM
Hector catches him and drags him onto a med bay bed and starts hooking him up to machines
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:25 PM
Emmett's arm falls off
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 03:25 PM
It's the crave, he can't think, I'll need to check that for infection chomsky
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:26 PM
but he had grass.
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 03:27 PM
Did he?
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:27 PM
definitely.
I saw him eat some just earlier.
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:28 PM
Chomsky bites Emmett back
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:28 PM
No
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:28 PM
(3 damage)
Emmett dies
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 03:28 PM
That's strange
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:29 PM
what is?
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 03:29 PM
You think maybe he actually controls the crave and causes it on himself when he wants grass?
Maybe he's just really addicted
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:30 PM
not sure.
maybe.
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:30 PM
Zzzzzzzz.
Comsky
Eating sugar
Treydel (Retribution) 10-Oct-18 03:31 PM
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:31 PM
Man, he is out cold.
Zander 10-Oct-18 03:31 PM
no squapa
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 03:32 PM
We have no real way of knowing i guess
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:32 PM
hmm. Well, I'm going to go back to my room.
You know. The one without the door.
I hate you garrick.
WatchfulDrake 10-Oct-18 03:33 PM
See if you can fix the fridge on your way back
Santa is Dead 10-Oct-18 03:33 PM
I'm a chemist, not a mechanic. as he's walking away
[End episode]
Zander 10-Oct-18 08:21 PM
Since @WatchfulDrake thought a second part would be good.

"Oh! I'm terribly sorry," Hector noted.
"We'll be on our way then," Sanya continued. Iris was blushing hard; this moment brought her memories of her past relationship with Emmett: awkward, yet lovingly maintained. Seth raised an eyebrow.
"You guys seriously think they're about to fuck? She's on his feet."
"Thank you! Sheesh!" Emmett furrowed his brow at his partner. He knew she was trying to embarrass him today. It was a game between them after all: embarrass one another until one gets fed up and asserts their dominance over the other. Josephine was definitely winning at the moment. "But thanks for coming in here."
"Seth, he's nearly naked. What do you mean, they're not going to... do that?" Sanya looked away from her figurative son and looked away. "Sex is disgusting anyways." Right then and there did Squosa position herself right atop of Emmett's crotch, just to get the others' reactions.
(edited)
"Make me, you chair." Seth could not resist a good laugh. His experience in the bone zone allowed him to know what she was doing.
"Emmett, you're getting beaten by a girl? Weak." Squosafina looked back at the elf and winked, casually shifting her weight periodically. Emmett, however, felt really flustered.
"Squosa, in front of everyone else?!" Iris could not handle this; the girl left the room without anyone noticing. While she knew she could never be with him again, Iris was envious of Josephine. She wanted to be with him, cuddling and caressing his fur. She wanted to be on top--er, Iris wanted to love him once again.
"I'm too old to watch child pornography and get away with it," Hector jeered. The Martian posed like a scorpion and raced out the room.
"We're not kids, Hector!" Squosafina yelled out.
"Do you guys want some privacy? I heard Squoatlings get very...messy when mating," Chomsky asked. He was obviously embarrassed from witnessing the two of them in such an act.
"Chomsky, we're not--" Before Emmett could finish his statement, Josephine started to fondle his horns. "S-Stop it!"
Chomsky and Sanya looked at one another, equally feeling awkward.
"I'll bet 500 D's Emmett finishes first," Chomsky muttered, edging to the door. Sanya followed suit, locking the door as she reached it.
"You're really disgusting, Chomsk. But, I'll still raise you 600 D's Josephine does first." Seth just winked at the female Squoatling.
"Treat him nicely, you hear? He's mah boy...And Chomsky, I'll bet 6969 D's they both finish at the same time!" Squosafina rolled her eyes, smiling as they left.
"You..."
"I what? I beat you?" Squemfet sighed and held her by the waist.
"You're such a bitch, you know that?" He smiled coyly, assuring her he did not mean what he said.
"If I'm a bitch, then I'm your bitch, you dick." Emmett chuckled at her response.
"You want me to get off, Squem?" Emmett shrugged, resting his head back once more. A long pause came afterwards.
"Speaking of dicks, you totally have an erection right now."
"What? No way."
"Yeah huh."
"No I don't!"
"Yes you do!" The two of them bickered back and forth, never actually getting anywhere with their conversation. It was the little things that mattered in their relationship; the two Squoatlings loved each other's company excruciatingly. Soon, Squosafina stopped and swooped in to return the kiss he gave her so long ago.
(edited)
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👌 1
Zander 19-Oct-18 11:27 PM
@Final Frontier When should 3098 GUY drop?
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 02:29 PM
B
@Treydel (Retribution)
@Jelsafan0
@Final Frontier guys let's start
Deyner 28-Oct-18 02:42 PM
@Final Frontier Lili’s not responding
Didn’t pick up
Brakia 28-Oct-18 02:45 PM
`I still can't believe that Garrick tried to pull some stupid prank.`
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 02:46 PM
Chomsky comes out of his room wearing a space suit
hey guys.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 02:47 PM
Who else but Garrick?
Zander 28-Oct-18 02:47 PM
Emmett holds his head, looking ill as the norm (nowadays). (edited)
Deyner 28-Oct-18 02:47 PM
says sarcastically
Brakia 28-Oct-18 02:47 PM
`Hey Emmett. Getting any better?`
Zander 28-Oct-18 02:47 PM
t!8ball Is Seth lighting up a fire in space somehow?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 02:47 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 02:48 PM
you look horrible, Emmett. No offense. (edited)
Deyner 28-Oct-18 02:48 PM
Who the hell fucked up the fridge says while pissed off
Zander 28-Oct-18 02:48 PM
In a raspy voice Gee, thanks.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 02:48 PM
Sorry. My fault. Kind of.
I mean it wasn't supposed to get crushed.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 02:49 PM
Ughh go fetch me my toolbox so I can fix it, it’s in my room
Zander 28-Oct-18 02:49 PM
Nah. It was 12 GUY old me's fault.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 02:50 PM
What?
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 02:50 PM
Sanya can you go get Deyner's tool box?
Zander 28-Oct-18 02:50 PM
I got an infection when I was younger, Dey.
Life-threatening.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 02:50 PM
t!8ball is Sanya mum gae
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 02:50 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, PlasmaPerson.
Brakia 28-Oct-18 02:50 PM
`Why should I grab it?`
Deyner 28-Oct-18 02:51 PM
Oh... Sorry
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 02:51 PM
because, Chomsky gestures to his clunky space suit
Brakia 28-Oct-18 02:51 PM
`Why can't he grab it.`
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 02:52 PM
I dunno.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 02:52 PM
BECAUSE I DIDN’T BREAK THE FRIDGE!
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 02:53 PM
hey Emmett, uh, how would you feel if, I dunno, some people just showed up and started killin people?
Zander 28-Oct-18 02:53 PM
What?
Brakia 28-Oct-18 02:53 PM
`It's still your toolbox.`
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 02:53 PM
hypothetically.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 02:53 PM
Sanya... can you please grab my toolbox?
Zander 28-Oct-18 02:53 PM
I would probably be too ill to do anything about it.
I usually don't fight anyhow.
But how would I feel?
Shitty.
Brakia 28-Oct-18 02:54 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya grab the toolbox?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 02:54 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia.
Brakia 28-Oct-18 02:54 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya grab the toolbox?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 02:54 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Brakia.
Brakia 28-Oct-18 02:54 PM
`Fine.`
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 02:54 PM
uh huh..... Chomsky slaps his own wrist and forces a smile. (edited)
Deyner 28-Oct-18 02:55 PM
Thank you so much Sanya! smiles at her to be nice
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 02:55 PM
I'm gonna go to my room.....
Chomsky also turns off his com
Zander 28-Oct-18 02:55 PM
By the way, Chomsky.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 02:56 PM
yeah?
Deyner 28-Oct-18 02:56 PM
t!8ball does Deyner fixx the fridge?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 02:56 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Deyner.
Zander 28-Oct-18 02:56 PM
I distributed some of our funds to a private account for you.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 02:56 PM
oh. Thanks.
Zander 28-Oct-18 02:56 PM
You've been pretty cool around the ship and all.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 02:56 PM
I'm sure that'll come in handy.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 02:57 PM
Like what in Gathin’s name! How can I fix a ship but not a fridge!?
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 02:57 PM
yeah...
Deyner 28-Oct-18 02:58 PM
Hey Sanya... you’re a chemist right? (edited)
Brakia 28-Oct-18 02:58 PM
`Emmett, can I talk to you?`
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 02:59 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky go into his room now
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 02:59 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, PlasmaPerson.
Zander 28-Oct-18 02:59 PM
Emmett rolled off the sofa.
Sure.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 02:59 PM
Chomsky makes sure again that his com is turned off, and turns on his watch communicator to talk to his Boss (edited)
Brakia 28-Oct-18 02:59 PM
`Kind of.`
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:00 PM
`Can i talk to you... alone?`
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:00 PM
Knocks on Chomsky’s room
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:00 PM
You called me in the middle of something. (edited)
"won't matter in a minute. I'm almost to your location"
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:01 PM
Goes to his room/workshop and grabs the special project he’s been working on
heads to Chomsky’s room
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:02 PM
(whisper) I'll call you back.
"what? No--"
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:03 PM
Emmett slowly gets up and leans on Sanya. Yo.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:03 PM
beep (edited)
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:03 PM
knocks on Chomsky’s door
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:03 PM
come in!
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:03 PM
Hello?
walks in
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:03 PM
`Emmett, I have something to tell you.`
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:03 PM
Hey you ok?
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:04 PM
Yeah, why?
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:04 PM
`My dreams with Dread have been getting more frequent.`
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:04 PM
You’ve seen a bit down lately
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:04 PM
pssh, no. Why would you say that?
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:04 PM
What? You're pregnant?
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:04 PM
So I went ahead and made you something smiles as he pulls out the fire gauntlets
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:05 PM
`What?`
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:05 PM
what are those?
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:05 PM
Sanya, I don't think a plant can be pregnant.
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:05 PM
`What are you talking about?`
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:05 PM
Gauntlets that spew fire so you don’t have to carry that clunky flamethrower
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:06 PM
Woah, sick. How does it work?
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:06 PM
That way you can beat up “evil-doers” quicker
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:06 PM
yes. Evil-doers. Absolutely.
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:06 PM
Uhm, nothing.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:06 PM
It’s simple, they fit on your wrist and there’s a lever inside when you pull it KAPOW flames shoot
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:07 PM
Emmett looks relieved.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:07 PM
Although they run on solar power
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:07 PM
Chomsky forces another smile, though just because he's in a hurry. He is genuinely grateful.
thank you so much, man. I'll use these all the time!
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:08 PM
Floran babies
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:08 PM
`Apparently, a part of his soul has infused with mine. `
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:08 PM
now, uh, can I get some privacy?
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:08 PM
No problem, and remember stay cool
gets up and leaves the room
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:08 PM
alright im actualy playing please unmute me
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:08 PM
yep. Stayin cool.
Chomsky calls his boss again
hey, sorry about that.
"no more interruptions?"
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:09 PM
Emmett pukes inside his mouth a little before swallowing it up.
Bleh.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:09 PM
no sir.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:09 PM
Iris wakes up, rubbing her head. She fell asleep in the middle of the kitchen somehow. Her head hurts.
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:09 PM
Dread?
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:09 PM
`Are you all right?`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:09 PM
ouch.
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:10 PM
No.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:10 PM
Brody I can’t hear you at all
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:10 PM
how close, exactly, are you?
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:10 PM
`Ok then. But, what I'm trying to say is, i'm apparently becoming a god.`
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:10 PM
EMMETT!!!
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:10 PM
Oh there it is
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:10 PM
i like how he still muted me, so i cant tell him that i didnt destroy his stuff because i knew he would be a dick and kill me
he then destroyed my books
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:11 PM
"close enough to see the ship on the locator."
ah...
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:11 PM
Emmett perked up at the sound of Iris' voice.
Iris?
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:11 PM
Iris stands and looks around.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:11 PM
"i hope you know there's no turning back."
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:11 PM
Huh? Oh. Hi, Emmett.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:11 PM
yes, I'm aware.
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:11 PM
`You don't care, do you?`
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:12 PM
EMMETT!! shouts at Emmett and proceeds to run toward him and tackle him
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:12 PM
hey, Sanya.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:12 PM
`Everyone doin' good?`
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:12 PM
`Hello Iris. How did you sleep?`
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:12 PM
Sanya, you can't become a god when there's only one. That's just silly.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:12 PM
"then why are you so mopey?"
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:12 PM
Uh, well... my head hurts. So there’s that.
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:12 PM
Emmett bangs his head on the ground.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:13 PM
`Hey, Deyner, off.`
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:13 PM
Fuck me...
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:13 PM
`now`
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:13 PM
what? No, I'm not mopey. Just nervous. I mean I haven't seen everyone in so long. (edited)
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:13 PM
Jesus, why did you do that?!
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:13 PM
Sanya doesn't know how to react to Emmett's saying, and then tackling (edited)
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:13 PM
Are we going to that special place that you said jumps with excitement
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:13 PM
`Sorry, where we headin' again?`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:14 PM
Iris hums. I suppose we’re on our way to those coordinates I had. Still have no clue where those lead.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:14 PM
"you're coming back a hero, Chomsky. They'll be happy to see you. Besides. I've got a new mission for you."
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:14 PM
Who’s Jesus asks Iris
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:14 PM
of course.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:14 PM
`Its a Earth related thing.`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:15 PM
Jesus was my dad’s pet bird.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:15 PM
`Well...origonaly.`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:15 PM
oh.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:15 PM
`oh.`
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:15 PM
Emmett slips out from beneath Deyner and gets out of the crowded kitchen.
Yeah, we're going.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:15 PM
What’s “a Earth”
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:15 PM
I suppose it’s also an Earth thing.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:15 PM
"then there's nothing to worry about. Over and out."
over and out, sir.
beep
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:15 PM
`Earth is my home planet.`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:15 PM
So... whose bird is Jesus on your planet?
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:16 PM
Neat a cyborg, mind if I give a a tune-up
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:16 PM
Emmett exhales, feeling a little dizzy.
Just give me a moment to reconcile myself.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:16 PM
`Jesus wasn't a bird, but a man. Was part of a religion or religions depending on how you looked at it.`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:16 PM
aha. I see.
strange.
We always believed in nature spirits!
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:17 PM
Ok kinda like Kilthain the highlord
What type of nature spirits because we also believe in frost and tree spirits
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:18 PM
Chomsky turns his coms back on
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:18 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett start the ship, setting the destination to the coordinates?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 03:18 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:19 PM
beep
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:19 PM
`I've heard of races who worship Florans as some form as Dryads.`
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:19 PM
`Humans, like me (mostly), belive in a one true god, created the universe, people, everything. I myself, eh, never really gave the whole "Creation" thing not much thought, just go from my everyday life to the next, see where i go now, not after.`
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:19 PM
Emmett misclicks and turns on the shipwide radio; the song is horrendous.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:19 PM
"you're heading away! Tell the captain to stop!"
I have no power here.
"you will stop that ship, Chomsky, or so help me-"
I'll find out where we're going and you can meet me there.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:21 PM
To the Devil Planet time for some heist (edited)
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:21 PM
lake spirit, forest spirit, sea spirit, lone spirit, household spirit- WHAT IS THAT UNHOLY NOISE (edited)
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:21 PM
"turn off that music while you're at it."
beep
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:21 PM
Hey, Emmett. (edited)
What’s our ETA?
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:22 PM
what
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:22 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya head to the pool?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 03:22 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Brakia.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:22 PM
`Anybody seen Chomsky? Havent seen him since yesterday.` (edited)
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:22 PM
`I wonder where we're headed to.`
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:22 PM
Uh... Emmett's having a hard time reading the control screen.
That number right there, Iris.
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:23 PM
Garrick is here.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:23 PM
Iris snorts. Because I can see what you’re looking at.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:23 PM
t!8ball does Chomsky go to the cockpit to find out where they are headed
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 03:23 PM
🎱 | It is certain, PlasmaPerson.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:23 PM
Hey I’m heading to the pool who wants to join me realizes he’s talking to empty space
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:23 PM
idk but he’s here
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:23 PM
Oh, uh, hey Emmett.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:24 PM
Hey Garrick. What’s up?
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:24 PM
I think 2-3 hours?
Oh, hey Chomsky.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:24 PM
Jim heads out to check around the ship, heads to cockpit first
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:24 PM
Alright. Thanks Emmett.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:24 PM
just wanted to find out just where we're going.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:24 PM
`Oh, there you are Chomsky, thought you were in the Living quarters.`
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:25 PM
Hey Iris. Yes.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:25 PM
nope. I'm here. Right here.
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:25 PM
Although I put in the coordinates, I don't remember them.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:25 PM
...Yes?
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:25 PM
Just read them from the screen. I think I'm going blind.
Maybe. (edited)
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:25 PM
uh huh.
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:25 PM
`Blind?`
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:25 PM
goes to his room and puts on his swimsuit
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:26 PM
Something happen with Emmett?
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:26 PM
Maybe not blind.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:26 PM
-18914, 158905, 890373846
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:26 PM
111 out of infinity
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:26 PM
But my eyes are really unfocused. (edited)
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:27 PM
`hm.`
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:27 PM
1, 1, 1 out of ∞, ∞, ∞
But my eyes are burgers
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:27 PM
Hey what’s the planet naming thing
How do name planet
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:27 PM
poop 34
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:27 PM
no it’s 1/∞
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:27 PM
Fine
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:27 PM
they divide it into pieces
∞ pieces
FELLAS
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:27 PM
1/infinity = 1
obviusly
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:28 PM
1 = ∞
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:28 PM
Planet of the Archidemons, then.
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:28 PM
`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:28 PM
There. Planet named.
Enchantingtable2013 28-Oct-18 03:28 PM
~
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:28 PM
GAY
do something else
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:28 PM
No
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:28 PM
ok
sorry
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:28 PM
planet of archidemons?!? That doesn't sound good.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:28 PM
~Hey Emmett want me to stay back? ~
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:28 PM
`ah, alright, hey chomsky you know anything about mechanics? We got a water leak behind the fridge and i cant move it and fix it at the same time. hehe`
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:29 PM
Demons??? Oh no, I don’t wanna get involved with them again.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:29 PM
WAIT.
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:29 PM
`Iris, aren't you half archidemon?`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:29 PM
SAY THAT AGAIN.
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:29 PM
Iris has been begging me for this place. I can't refuse her. He smiled a little.
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:29 PM
garrick’s been alive for a long time
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:29 PM
WHERE DO THESE COORDINATES LEAD?
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:29 PM
SHSHSHHHDDJD
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:29 PM
`I don't know what's wrong with the leak and I need some help.`
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:29 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:29 PM
Heads to the pool
the moment he gets in it starts to freeze around him
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:30 PM
Yeah, sure.
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:30 PM
Iris!
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:30 PM
I have no mechanical experience.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:30 PM
Please tell me I heard you right!
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:31 PM
Planet of the Archidemons.
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:31 PM
`Iris, what side of your lineage gave you flame powers?`
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:31 PM
ZANDER
eats the baby!
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:31 PM
iris gasps, eyes filling with tears.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:31 PM
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:31 PM
OH MY GOD HE ATE THE BABY
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:31 PM
just floats in the pool as the water freezes
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:31 PM
That’s... my dad’s planet...
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:31 PM
`Alright, its in the kitchen.`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:31 PM
I don’t get my flame powers from my parents.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:32 PM
what if, instead, I didn't help with the fridge and we just got a new one.
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:32 PM
iris inhaled the fire
like kirby
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:32 PM
`Oh.`
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:32 PM
`Well i mean, if you pay` (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:32 PM
iris = danny
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:32 PM
yeah, I'll pay.
how much is it?
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:32 PM
`I mean, we could just fix it.`
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:32 PM
9
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:33 PM
`I don't know, around 800 or somethin'`
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:33 PM
Yeah, Emmett got me done money. I haven't looked at the amount but I'm sure it'll be enough.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:33 PM
t!8ball Does Deyner head to the kitchen and help fix the fridge? (edited)
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 03:33 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Deyner.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:33 PM
!8ball Does jim look up how much a fridge cost?
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:34 PM
Iris! Come in here!
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:34 PM
ok so basically, im ghost
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:34 PM
t!8ball does jim look up how much a fridge cost?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 03:34 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, TheBlade.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:34 PM
What’s wrong Jim?
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:34 PM
`Yea its about 800-875 D`
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:34 PM
ah.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:34 PM
`It'll take a bit to get one though.`
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:34 PM
800-875 years AD
thats how much it costs
jonas only has 64
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:34 PM
Iris heads over. coming.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:35 PM
Yeah a Minecraft stack
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:35 PM
yeah
a stack of years
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:35 PM
`Ah nothing Deyner, Chomsky is just getting a new fridge`
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:35 PM
yeah
he has at least 64
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:35 PM
Why?
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:35 PM
“I’m all ears!”
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:35 PM
`We had a leak, and i guess we should just get a new one since that thing's been in here since seth had it.`
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:36 PM
OH
OOOHHHHHHHH
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:36 PM
chomsky texts his boss, "can you spare some money for a new fridge?" (edited)
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:36 PM
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:36 PM
Dude’s it’s a easy fix does some engineering kajiggering Boom good as new
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:36 PM
Emmett leans on Iris
You look ravishing. Well, uh, I would say that if I could see well.
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:36 PM
You look gay
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:37 PM
Iris blinks before turning pink. Is... is your translator broken again?
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:37 PM
I don't think so.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:37 PM
fridge looks good as new?
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:37 PM
Chomsky goes into the cockpit again
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:38 PM
I mean, I honestly think you're pretty.
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:38 PM
t!8ball is the fridge broken
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 03:38 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, [RP]retribution.
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:38 PM
t!8ball does the fridge break immediately
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 03:38 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, [RP]retribution.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:38 PM
Iris turns redder.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:38 PM
`Hey, what was that noise Deyner?`
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:38 PM
Chomsky waits in the door so that the lovebirds can finish.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:38 PM
Hi Chomsky what’s up how’s it going do we have any muffin mix
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:38 PM
motherfucker?!
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:38 PM
Iris quite literally turns into a tomato.
No, seriously. Emmett goes into shock as well.
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:39 PM
Emmett chuckles softly to himself. (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:39 PM
hhehsHehEhEhheHEHEHEHhehe
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:39 PM
uh, probably.
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:39 PM
Emmett chokes softly to himself.
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:39 PM
`Emmett, are you talking to yourself?`
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:39 PM
Rip Emmett
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:39 PM
Sounds great gotta go tell me when we land thanks bye have a nice day haha
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:39 PM
Deyner gets pushed off and storms out into the kitchen I can fix a goddamn spaceship but not a fridge takes out his cookies out of the pantry (edited)
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:40 PM
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:40 PM
Iris quickly speedwalks out of the cockpit, headed for the kitchen.
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:40 PM
t!8ball Does Chomsky get smaller, turn yellow, and have one eyeball for a minute?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 03:40 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:40 PM
hey, Emmett. I gotta talk to you real quick.
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:40 PM
minion chomsky
minion chomsky
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:40 PM
mumbles while eating cookies on the counter fucking fridge
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:40 PM
minion chomsky
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:40 PM
I'm all ears and a nose.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:41 PM
Jim just checks around the cockpit at the computers
brb bathroom
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:41 PM
hey Deyner what’s up how’s it going
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:41 PM
Chomsky glares at Jim
I need to talk alone.
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:41 PM
Garrick possesses one of his many spare ears, and flops into the kitchen.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:42 PM
Iris pulls out the muffin mix and begins to make muffins.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:42 PM
It’s going alright lightens up at seeing the other elf ooooohhh muffins mind if I help?
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:42 PM
ᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬ
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:43 PM
I stress bake and it always turns out blueberry Iris explains, stirring violently.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:43 PM
What has you stressed?
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:44 PM
hahahhahahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahh- Iris turns even redder, stirring with more force.
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:44 PM
ᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬ ᵎ ᵎ ᵎ ᵎ ᵎ ᵎ ᵎ ᵎ ᵎ ᵎ ᵎ ᵎ ᵎ ᵎ ᵎ ᵎ ᵎ ᵎ
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:44 PM
`Emmett, these coordinates go to a planet or more space? Wouldn't mind some non-recycled air.`
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:44 PM
grabs the hand that’s stirring and stops the potential muffin mess Iris seriously what’s wrong?
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:44 PM
bye jiiiim (edited)
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:45 PM
A planet.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:45 PM
Iris gives deyner a pointed look. I’d prefer not to talk about it please just let me bake my muffins.
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:45 PM
Now go, Jim. Don't be a knot in Chomsky's panties.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:46 PM
Offers her a CHOCOLATE cookie are you sure?
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:46 PM
`huh? ok then...I'll just go to my room then.`
Jim heads to his room
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:46 PM
ᴵʳᶦˢ, ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᶦᵗˀ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃˡˡ ᵉᵃʳˢᵎ
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:46 PM
so Emmett...remember that hypothetical thing I was talking about earlier?
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:47 PM
Iris takes the cookie, savoring the flavor. It’s been forever since she’s had anything not blueberry. Yes.
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:47 PM
Let me guess: it's actually going to happen?
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:47 PM
uhh
Yeah.
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:47 PM
Emmett shrugs.
I mean, I'm already doomed.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:47 PM
you're...ok with this?
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:47 PM
gives her the cookie box Well here have as much as you want but put it in the safe afterwards whispers the code is 5213 (edited)
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:48 PM
I mean I doubt the others will just forgive me.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:48 PM
brb
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:48 PM
got it.
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:48 PM
Live and learn, I suppose. Emmett coughs violently.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:48 PM
t!8ball ?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 03:48 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, PlasmaPerson.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:48 PM
And Iris??
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:48 PM
hm?
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:48 PM
t!8ball does chomsky go into shock
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 03:48 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, [RP]retribution.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:49 PM
you alright?
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:49 PM
Please tell me when the muffins are done
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:49 PM
Iris puts the muffins in the oven
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:49 PM
Chomsky, you already know this.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:49 PM
t!8ball are they somehow, miraculously
Just banana and not blueberry banana?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 03:49 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Jelsafan0.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:49 PM
I mean I know your sick and injured, but I'm just trying to make sure.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:50 PM
t!8ball does Jim’s turn get skipped?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 03:50 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Deyner.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:50 PM
t!8ball Does Deyner fix the fridge??
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 03:50 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Deyner.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:50 PM
t!8ball Has Jim been sitting in his room and been watching the security video the entire time?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 03:50 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, TheBlade.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:50 PM
t!8ball Has Jim been sitting in his room and been watching the security video the entire time?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 03:50 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, TheBlade.
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:51 PM
I'm hoping there's someone in the planet that can ease my pain.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:51 PM
YES! shouts in the kitchen JIM!!!
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:51 PM
And everyone else is safe, trust me.
We have plans.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:51 PM
`Comin'`
Jim runs to kitchen
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:51 PM
Iris pulls out the muffin, trying one. Her eyes widen.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:51 PM
`What happened?` (edited)
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:51 PM
she gasps.
IT’S NOT BLUEBERRY
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:51 PM
alright...
Man, this space suit is uncomfortable.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:52 PM
The fridge is fixed
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:52 PM
Sanya enters the cockpit `Who was baking? It's not blueberry, so it wasn't iris.`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:52 PM
It was me! It was me, I baked it, and it’s just banana!
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:52 PM
`And you yelled at me for this?`
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:52 PM
Just, go man.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:52 PM
`really?`
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:52 PM
`Really? Are you lying?`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:52 PM
No! I’m not!
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:52 PM
I'm a little annoyed.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:52 PM
Iris laughs in delight.
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:52 PM
Not because of you.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:53 PM
yes.. I saved us 600 Ducketts (edited)
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:53 PM
It’s banana!
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:53 PM
I'd like to come back one day, you know.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:53 PM
`wait, how did you spend ducketts?`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:53 PM
try it!
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:53 PM
but the Boss has a new assignment.
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:53 PM
eat baby chronicles
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:53 PM
Send the mafia my regards.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:53 PM
I saved us from having to buy a new fridge
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:53 PM
`ah.`
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:53 PM
Whoa, what's this mafia?
Brakia 28-Oct-18 03:53 PM
Sanya tries the muffin `Hmm. Not bad.`
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:53 PM
you know who I'm working with? I haven't told anyone.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:54 PM
Iris laughs in delight.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:54 PM
steals 3 muffins
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:54 PM
Banana!
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:54 PM
Banana??
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:54 PM
It’s been years since I’ve had banana muffins!
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:54 PM
I probably wouldn't know if you told me. I don't pay attention to space crimes.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:54 PM
See’s people eyeing his cookies (edited)
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:54 PM
I’ve had blueberry banana, but not regular banana!
Iris snatches the rest of the cupcakes.
Emmett!
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 03:55 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, TheBlade.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:55 PM
Hey Emmett! Chomsky!
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:55 PM
Chomsky, I don't think I can get up, man.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:55 PM
yeah?
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:56 PM
I made muffins that aren’t blueberry!
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:56 PM
here, I'll help you.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:56 PM
Regular banana!
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:56 PM
Chomsky uses the little strength he has to haul Emmett to his feet. (edited)
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:56 PM
You two have to try some!
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:57 PM
puts a blueberry on top of one of them
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:57 PM
Iris is holding all the muffins.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:57 PM
alright. I'll take one.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:57 PM
she removes the blueberry and eats it.
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:57 PM
Emmett trudges into the kitchen.
Hm?
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:57 PM
Iris hands a muffin to Emmett.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:57 PM
puts another blueberry on Chomsky’s muffin before he eats it@and vanishes
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:57 PM
What is this?
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:57 PM
Not blueberry, that’s what!
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:58 PM
Chomsky fails to notice the blueberry
stupid Chomsky
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:58 PM
Iris notices it.
Wait!
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:58 PM
Oh! You made something not blueberry?
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:58 PM
puts a blueberry on Emmett’s muffin before it is put in his mouth and vanishes
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:58 PM
Iris plucks off the two blueberries.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:58 PM
`Is that a half-baked bannana sticking out of it?`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:58 PM
Deyner quit!
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:58 PM
He bites into the muffin.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:58 PM
puts more blueberries and banishes
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:58 PM
if iris had a child would it be blueberry @Jelsafan0 @Jelsafan0 @Jelsafan0
@Jelsafan0
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:58 PM
No.
No.
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:59 PM
yes*
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:59 PM
Iris, this is a muffin though...
You okay?
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:59 PM
Yeah!
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:59 PM
Chomsky also eats a muffin because it's important to the plot
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:59 PM
She grins widely.
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:59 PM
You weren't stress-baking?
Deyner 28-Oct-18 03:59 PM
puts blueberries inside the muffins and vanishes
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:59 PM
Not blueberry! Not blueberry!
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:59 PM
Garrick eats a ball of rolled-up muffins.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:59 PM
well i mean... I was, but...
Zander 28-Oct-18 03:59 PM
t!8ball Is the ship there?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 03:59 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Zander.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 03:59 PM
they’re not blueberry!
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 03:59 PM
`Im not hungry, ill have some lator.`
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 03:59 PM
can I make another muffin throne?
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 03:59 PM
I don't taste blueberry. Nice job, Iris.
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:00 PM
Iris, you know you can tell me why you're stressed, right?
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:00 PM
Iris grins, and rushes back to the muffin-making process.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:00 PM
`The last time we had a muffin throne you fell asleep in it.`
`and burned it....`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:00 PM
I’m gonna make more not-blueberry muffins!
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:00 PM
it was the comfiest throne ever.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:00 PM
THE SHIP HAS LANDED
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:00 PM
but all good things must come to an end
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:00 PM
Some one ping me when we get to the planet
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:00 PM
@Deyner
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:01 PM
Iris gasps. We’re here!
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:01 PM
fuxk
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:01 PM
@Deyner
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:01 PM
I think... I'm going to bed.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:01 PM
Hey Emmett do you want me to sty in the ship and repair?
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:01 PM
Yeah, you sty.
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 04:01 PM
CRASH
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:01 PM
she abandons the muffin mix, snatching her dagger, ribbons, and new weapon.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:01 PM
`Hey, emmet, you're not looking so good.`
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:02 PM
KRAK! OW!
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 04:02 PM
hector diagnoses emmett with ligma
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:02 PM
suddenly, the mafia ship!
But they don't have to kill people
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:02 PM
Leaves the ship
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:03 PM
instead mafia is relatively threatening
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 04:03 PM
garrick leavey shippy
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:03 PM
Emmett falls into his bed and pulls the covers over himself.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:03 PM
goes to the market for parts and offers Iris to come with Iris wanna come to the markets?
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:03 PM
`Hey, lets see if we can find you some help, emmet, you really dont look that good.`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:03 PM
Iris rushes down the steps, eyes widening in joy.
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:03 PM
What? No way.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:04 PM
`You can stay here wile we go if you want.`
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 04:04 PM
emmet, you really dont feel that good.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:04 PM
Ooh, I haven’t been here since I was a little elfling!
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:04 PM
Iris you wanna come?
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 04:04 PM
* SHUT UP, HUMAN!
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:04 PM
Boss meets Chomsky outside the ship (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 04:04 PM
final frontier 3 mission failure
emmett = papyrus
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:04 PM
I was here on a diplomatic mission before the incident (edited)
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:04 PM
Come on, let me show you around!
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 04:04 PM
This place looks different.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:05 PM
Jim walks outside the ship
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:05 PM
Iris grabs Deyner’s wrist, dragging him forward.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:05 PM
gets dragged by a girl
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:05 PM
Meet what’s left of my people!
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 04:05 PM
Garrick and God start with the same letter
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:05 PM
you don't have to kill them. They're on an important mission too. (edited)
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:05 PM
Iris gestures to the archidemons walking around, chatting and living their lives.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:06 PM
forces a smile on his face until he sees a girl with white hair
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 04:06 PM
Chomko. Tell me more about this mafia.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:06 PM
`Chomsky, who you talkin' to?`
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:06 PM
Iris can archidemons have white hair?
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:06 PM
Hmm? Oh, sometimes. Specifically the albinos.
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:06 PM
Emmett drifts off to sleep.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:06 PM
this is, uh, the group I sent here to kill you.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:07 PM
`.......`
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:07 PM
but it's all good.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:07 PM
What about her? points at the girl he has been staring at
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:07 PM
I just need to leave with them for a few months.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:07 PM
She turns, looking closely.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:07 PM
`what?`
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 04:07 PM
Oh, that's great. I wanna meet 'em.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:07 PM
hey garrick!
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 04:07 PM
What?
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:07 PM
(No it’s supposed to be my lost queen)
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:07 PM
come here!
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 04:08 PM
Alright.
He comey the herey
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:08 PM
hmm, no, doesn’t look like it.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:08 PM
Mind coming with me to check it out
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:08 PM
`Garrick stay where you are.`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:08 PM
hey, I’m gonna head to the barracks.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:08 PM
`Chomsky, whats goin' on here?`
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 04:08 PM
Too late. I'm already going.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:08 PM
See if any of my dad’s old friends still hang around there.
I wonder if anyone wants to come with me...
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:09 PM
Ok I’ll come with
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:09 PM
I have duties to uphold, Jim.
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:09 PM
t!8ball Do one of the mafia members get turned into a turtle with a funny hat by a demon?
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 04:09 PM
hehehehe u said doodee
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:09 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Zander.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:09 PM
`duties? The hell you talkin' about?`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:10 PM
Alright, come on!
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:10 PM
Lets go Iris looks back at the girl to see that’s she’s gone
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:10 PM
Iris drags him in the direction of the barracks.
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:10 PM
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:10 PM
`We litteraly just got here, you've been acting strange, and now you have 'duties' with these guys?`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:11 PM
They arrive at the barracks.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:11 PM
also how many mafia guys are there, Jonas?
asking for a friend
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:11 PM
well, I've been planning this for weeks. Youre lucky Boss doesn't feel like killing you guys.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:11 PM
Iris spots someone familiar, working out.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:11 PM
arrives with Iris
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:11 PM
She gasps.
Damien! Is that you?
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:12 PM
t!roll d10
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:12 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 8]
In the end, the result was: 8
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:12 PM
stands awkwardly to the side
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:12 PM
the boy puts down the huge weights and turns, spotting Iris.
He laughs in disbelief. ”I didn’t think I’d ever see you again!” (edited)
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:13 PM
Jim cocks shotgun
`Chomsky, just go now.`
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:14 PM
stands there
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:14 PM
alright, jeez.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:14 PM
t!8ball does Deyner spot somebody he thought was dead?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:14 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Deyner.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:14 PM
Iris laughs as he jogs over, picking her up in a bear hug. Hey! Come on, put me down, soldier boy!
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:15 PM
Spots the girl with white hair again and goes to investigate
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:15 PM
He ruffles her hair. ”Not a chance, squirt.”
She smirks and lights her finger on fire. Now will you let me go?
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:15 PM
Duske?? grabs the girl with white hair on the shoulder only to get thrown on his back
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:16 PM
He puts her down, raising his hands in surrender. ”Okay, okay. No need to get rough.”
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:16 PM
Jim turns on coms
`Emmett, you might want to come out here, there are some guys that Chomsky has 'duties' with, and apparently they were ganna kill us before something happened.`
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:17 PM
Emmett has his translator and comms on his bedside table.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:17 PM
Chomsky panics a little
no, no, they're not gonna kill anyone
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:18 PM
the girl glares at him Don’t touch me yo... Deyner??
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:18 PM
Iris grins. Still a huge wuss, She teases. by the way, what happened to being a doctor? Iris comms are still on.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:18 PM
I'm gonna...go get Emmett.
Chomsky slaps Emmett across the face to wake him up
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:19 PM
Damien shrugs. ”I never gave up on it. I’m the army medic now!”
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:19 PM
Emmett's still unconscious.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:19 PM
Jim guards door to ship, only letting Chomsky in
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:19 PM
the girls offers her hand towards Deyner which he accepts I thought you died!? she says
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:19 PM
from detroit become human
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:19 PM
Chomsky ignores this and just drags Emmett into his shoulders to carry him outside
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:20 PM
Iris grins. Good for you! Army medic, eh? Sounds important- and fun! (edited)
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:20 PM
Nope just slightly maimed wanna see the people who maimed/saved me?
Sure gets dragged over to Iris by Deyner
IRIS!!
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:21 PM
`Hey, where are you taking him?`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:21 PM
Damien laughs. ”So what have you been doing, squirt?” (edited)
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:21 PM
Chomsky throws Emmett on the ground
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:21 PM
`Chomsky, what are you doing?`
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:21 PM
he's not dead, I swear.
I'm trying to wake him up.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:21 PM
runs towards Iris with Duske in tow IRIS!
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:21 PM
`By bringing him outside?`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:22 PM
Iris turns, spotting Deyner. Traveling. With a crew. There one comes now.
Hey Deyner!
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:22 PM
IRIS MEET DUSKE!!
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:22 PM
t!8ball does Emmett wake up Canadian
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:22 PM
🎱 | Yes, PlasmaPerson.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:22 PM
Deyner, meet Damien!
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:22 PM
Duske blushes and waves toward the other elf
Hi Damien
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:23 PM
Emmett opens his eyes, them being rolled back again.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:23 PM
Iris turns pink, as Damien slings his arm around her shoulders. He’s not wearing a shirt.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:23 PM
Jim slaps the shit out of Emmett
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:23 PM
Uh... heya... Duske.
”Hey, dude.” Damien greets casually.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:24 PM
Hi Iris, Deyner’s told me a lot about you
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:24 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:24 PM
Hey Offers to shake Damien’s hand
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:24 PM
you're too easily slappable
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:24 PM
🆙 | PlasmaPerson leveled up!
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:24 PM
Emmett is trying to have some shut eye.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:24 PM
Oh! He has...? Iris asks, feeling a bit awkward.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:25 PM
`Sorry, your asleep and woudlnt answer coms.`
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:25 PM
He's been awake for a few weeks straight.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:25 PM
`Also, these guys showed up.`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:25 PM
Damien shakes Deyner’s hand with his free arm, the other one still slung around Iris’ shoulders.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:25 PM
`Emmett, look.`
Jim points at mafia ship
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:25 PM
Emmett doesn't give a shit. Nor do I.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:25 PM
`Also Chomsky is leaving.`
`apparently.`
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:26 PM
gets burned by the touch of a demon This is my queen Iris!! I found her (edited)
”blushes”
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:26 PM
The Squoatling furrows his brow. (edited)
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:26 PM
you forgot the *
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:26 PM
"Chomsky, would you quit with the theatrics? We're on a time schedule." (edited)
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:27 PM
Cool!
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:27 PM
`theatrics...heh.`
Bagelwrecker 28-Oct-18 04:27 PM
You gay
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:27 PM
calls Emmett
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:28 PM
Boss says hey to Emmett
Brakia 28-Oct-18 04:28 PM
you gay
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:28 PM
Boss is a big fat guy in a white suit
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:28 PM
Incorrect
Brakia 28-Oct-18 04:28 PM
hey to emmett
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:28 PM
Damien nudges Iris. ”By the way...” he mentions quietly. ”I still intend to fulfill my promise from last time we saw each other.” (edited)
Iris’ face turns very, very red.
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:29 PM
I think Emmett's dying.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:29 PM
Boss still remains completely undescribed (edited)
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:29 PM
What do you mean by that? gestures to Damien
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:30 PM
Wh- come on Damien! Y-you don’t mean that! she exclaims, face extremely red.
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:30 PM
“Deyner don’t pry into people’s personal lives!” gets slapped by Duske
t! d4
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:30 PM
He smirks. ”Yes I do~”
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:30 PM
Deyner 28-Oct-18 04:30 PM
t!roll d4
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:30 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d4 : 2]
In the end, the result was: 2
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:31 PM
Iris groans, covering her face with her hands.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:31 PM
Yeah, so....I'd better go now.
important business at all.
I'm sure we'll see eachother again, though in war or in friendship I can't say. See you guys later.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:32 PM
Just... come on... let’s just introduce you to my friends.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:32 PM
**Chomsky
Leaves** (edited)
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:32 PM
`Just go.`
Chomsky
eats
Leaves
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:33 PM
t!8ball does Damien actually intend to fulfill his promise?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:33 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Jelsafan0.
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:33 PM
As Chomsky leaves, Emmett starts to foam at the mouth.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:33 PM
`WOAH WOAH WOAH.`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:34 PM
Iris drags Damien towards the ship. You are gonna love them! She exclaims. (edited)
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:34 PM
Ok Bye guys I'll be back in a couple months
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:34 PM
`Emmett, get on your side, ill help you over`
Jim rolls over Emmett
Jim turns on coms
`Hey, somone get a doctor, something is wrong with emmet, get help!`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:35 PM
he chuckles. ”I’m sure I will.”
Iris speeds up. They need a doctor.
The two run to the ship.
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:36 PM
Chomsky stares out the window as the ship flies away
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:36 PM
They arrive.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:36 PM
Jim looks at chomsky and stares him in the eyes as they leave
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:36 PM
Iris drags Damien through the ship. I’ve got a medic!
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:37 PM
Chomsky is sad to leave, but realizes there are more important things to worry about
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:37 PM
`He is foaming at the mouth and is having a seizure.`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:38 PM
She groans. Where are you guys?
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:38 PM
`at the ship.`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:38 PM
Iris pulls Damien to Jim and Emmett.
”Move aside, I’m a medic.”
Santa is Dead 28-Oct-18 04:40 PM
Chomsky also sees Jim. He sticks out his tongue as if he's a child
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:40 PM
Damien examines Emmett.
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:40 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Jelsafan0.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:40 PM
t!8ball does Jim see his body temperature?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:40 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, TheBlade.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:41 PM
t!8ball does Damien think Emmett needs surgery?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:41 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Jelsafan0.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:41 PM
`His brain and heart is increasing in temperature.`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:41 PM
t!8ball does Damien think Emmett needs surgery?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:41 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:41 PM
”He’s gonna need surgery.”
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:42 PM
`You know what's wrong with him?`
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:42 PM
t!8ball does Damien perform surgery right here?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:42 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:43 PM
”Yeah.” (edited)
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:43 PM
t!8ball does Damien have his tools?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:43 PM
🎱 | Most likely, TheBlade.
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:43 PM
(Hello?)
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:43 PM
”Get me a shard of sterilized broken glass, I’m missing my scalpel.”
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:44 PM
`alright, ill get some from the ship`
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:44 PM
(Emmett is pushed to the metaphysical floor.)
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:44 PM
”hurry.”
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:44 PM
(What was that for?)
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:45 PM
Jim comes back with a glass cup and alkanol
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:45 PM
”Iris,” Damien prompts.
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:45 PM
("You've abused me, Squemfet.") (edited)
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:45 PM
t!8ball does Iris break and clean the shard?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:45 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Jelsafan0.
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:45 PM
(What do you mean?)
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:45 PM
t!8ball does Jim fix the glass?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:45 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, TheBlade.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:46 PM
t!8ball does Jim fix the glass?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:46 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, TheBlade.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:46 PM
t!8ball does Iris just break the glass?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:46 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Jelsafan0.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:46 PM
`here.`
`you can clean the glass out of my hand later.`
metal hand (edited)
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:46 PM
("We can't keep living on like this. Suppression just leads us to the drain.")
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:46 PM
t!8ball does Iris clean the broken shard of glass?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:46 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Jelsafan0.
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:46 PM
(I don't understand.)
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:47 PM
Damien takes it, making an incision.
TheBlade 28-Oct-18 04:47 PM
also you need a hammer for the skull
just saying
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:47 PM
("I'm a natural part of us. Squoat made me to be apart of us.")
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:47 PM
He begins to perform surgery.
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:47 PM
("Why do you abuse me?")
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:48 PM
Surgery stuff ensues.
t!8ball does Damien poke around in Emmett’s brain for a minute?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:48 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:48 PM
t!8ball does Damien poke around in Emmett’s brain for a minute?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:48 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:48 PM
t!8ball does poking a certain part fix it?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:48 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:48 PM
t!8ball does poking a certain part fix it?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:48 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:49 PM
t!8ball does Damien need to go deeper?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:49 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:49 PM
Damien goes deeper.
t!8ball does Damien find a small parasite in Emmett’s brain?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:49 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:50 PM
He pulls it out, crushing it under his foot.
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:50 PM
(You're crazy. You ruin my civility. You ruin my romance.) (edited)
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:50 PM
t!8ball does Damien put Emmett back together, using Iris’ fire to cauterize the incisions?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:50 PM
🎱 | Yes, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:50 PM
t!ball does Iris try to wake Emmett up,
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:51 PM
("Those are all because of you, man. Ever know why you're always feeling sick?")
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:51 PM
t!8ball does Iris try to wake Emmett up?
Tatsumaki 28-Oct-18 04:51 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Jelsafan0.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:51 PM
Hey, wake up Iris whispers, shaking Emmett gently.
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 04:51 PM
hey what happened
my internet broke
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:51 PM
SURGERY
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:51 PM
("You don't let me into our life. We're brothers man. I'm the brawn and you're the brains.") (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 04:51 PM
oh
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:51 PM
Yeah
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:52 PM
Emmett sticks out his tongue.
(I guess... But...)
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:52 PM
Come on, wake up. she shakes him a little more harshly.
Treydel (Retribution) 28-Oct-18 04:53 PM
emmett doesnt wake up and iris develops ptsd
👍 1
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:53 PM
jeez
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:53 PM
("But nothing. You have your whole life ahead of you. If you do what's best for me, you do what's best for you.") (edited)
Emmett grumbles a little, signifying that he's awake.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:53 PM
Iris sighs in relief.
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:54 PM
("Lay off the grass.")
(But I need it!)
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:54 PM
”So, uh... how do you know this guy again?”
...he’s the captain.
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:54 PM
("Do you?") (edited)
Emmett suddenly bolts upward.
I don't.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:55 PM
Uh, heya, Emmett.
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:55 PM
Iris... Demon... (edited)
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:56 PM
Oh! This is Damien. We were friends when I was younger, when I used to come here a lot. He saved your life!
”Eh, it was nothing. I needed the practice.”
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:57 PM
Emmett rubbed his own horn a little. Uhm, yeah. Thanks.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:58 PM
Damien nods respectfully. ”anytime, man.”
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:58 PM
I uh, I think I'm going to bed.
As I'm really tired now.
Emmett sighs a little.
Jelsafan0 28-Oct-18 04:59 PM
Okay. I think I’m gonna walk around with Damien.
See ya tomorrow.
Zander 28-Oct-18 04:59 PM
Yeah, you do that.
The end of this sentence had a downed tone to it.
Zander 06-Nov-18 08:03 AM
Y'know, I think I turned eighteen last week.
I'm finally recognized as an adult by the GU.
I think.
Emmett tried to drink more from his cup before realizing none was left in it.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 02:47 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya exit the ship to check out the planet?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 02:47 PM
🎱 | Yes, Brakia.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 02:48 PM
`So, this is where Iris is from...`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 02:48 PM
t!8ball Do I respond idiotically?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 02:48 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 02:48 PM
Wack.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 02:48 PM
`What?`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 02:49 PM
Like, wack.
You don't know what wack means?
Zander 11-Nov-18 02:49 PM
Guys, I just got a notice over the Hypernet.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 02:50 PM
`What does that even mean, Matieu.`
Mica 11-Nov-18 02:50 PM
t!8ball Does maia randomly appear on the hell planet?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 02:50 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Mica.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 02:50 PM
Like, weird.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 02:50 PM
`Then just say weird. Don't go confusing people.`
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 02:51 PM
t!8ball does Chase wake up?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 02:51 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, ProfessorTree.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 02:51 PM
It's avosian slang, carried over from human slang.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 02:51 PM
t!8ball does Chase wake up?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 02:51 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, ProfessorTree.
Zander 11-Nov-18 02:51 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett check on the Ottori prisoner?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 02:51 PM
🎱 | Yes, Zander.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 02:51 PM
It's wack that you question me.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 02:52 PM
`Stop.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 02:52 PM
WACK
Brakia 11-Nov-18 02:52 PM
STOP
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 02:52 PM
It's seriously wack that we're here anyways.
Zander 11-Nov-18 02:52 PM
Otter!
Wake up!
Brakia 11-Nov-18 02:52 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya go searching for some shops?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 02:52 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Brakia.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 02:52 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya look for some shops?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 02:52 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Brakia.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 02:53 PM
`Nnn...`
Zander 11-Nov-18 02:53 PM
I'll give you some fish if you answer some questions.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 02:53 PM
`I'm going to explore. Do we need anything ?`
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 02:53 PM
`Ghh...what do you want...?`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 02:54 PM
t!8ball Does Matieu feel a strange presence just being here?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 02:54 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Enchantingtable2013.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 02:54 PM
`I'll take that as a no.`
Zander 11-Nov-18 02:54 PM
Listen here. You've been in cryostasis for a few months.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 02:54 PM
Wait!
I need birdseed.
It keeps me calm.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 02:55 PM
`uh huh...`
Brakia 11-Nov-18 02:55 PM
Sanya raises a single, non-existent eyebrow at Matieu's request.
Zander 11-Nov-18 02:55 PM
You were a stowaway and we didn't know what to do to you.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 02:55 PM
`Alright then...`
Mica 11-Nov-18 02:55 PM
t!8ball Does Maia teleport to the hell planet to regroup with her comrades?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 02:55 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Mica.
Zander 11-Nov-18 02:55 PM
So, first question. You have a name?
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 02:55 PM
Please just get it.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 02:55 PM
`Yeah...it's Chase.`
Mica 11-Nov-18 02:55 PM
t!8ball Does Maia teleport to the hell planet to regroup with her comrades?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 02:55 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Mica.
Mica 11-Nov-18 02:56 PM
woosh
Brakia 11-Nov-18 02:56 PM
`Hm?`
Zander 11-Nov-18 02:56 PM
Second question, are you allies with the Llamanians?
Mica 11-Nov-18 02:57 PM
Hello my friends.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 02:57 PM
`Oh hey. It's you.`
Zander 11-Nov-18 02:57 PM
It seemed like a trap your planet placed.
Mica 11-Nov-18 02:58 PM
Emmett!
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 02:58 PM
`Yeah...Llamanians have been allied with us for years.`
Zander 11-Nov-18 02:58 PM
Emmett slowly turns his head.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 02:59 PM
`What?`
Brakia 11-Nov-18 02:59 PM
Sanya walks off, in search for shops.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 02:59 PM
`I never liked them, but our government did.`
Mica 11-Nov-18 02:59 PM
she waves to her small goat friend
Zander 11-Nov-18 02:59 PM
Seemingly ignoring the answer, he greets Maia with open arms.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 02:59 PM
`Wait...you're a squoatling, aren't you?`
Zander 11-Nov-18 02:59 PM
Maia!
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:00 PM
C'mere!
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:00 PM
romantic music plays
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:01 PM
I'm so glad you're back! (edited)
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:02 PM
`...`
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:02 PM
t!8ball Does Matieu meet Chase? (edited)
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:02 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Zander.
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:02 PM
she bends down and hugs him tight
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:02 PM
Oh, this is the otter, eh?
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:02 PM
It's been so long.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:02 PM
Welcome to the party man.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:02 PM
`...an Avian, eh?`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:02 PM
Drugs, sex, all of it.
Yeah.
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:03 PM
Indeed, but I'm afraid.. I have some news.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:03 PM
`I've studied your species for years. Very interesting. Your wings are fascinating.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:03 PM
Thank you.
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:03 PM
Hm?
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:03 PM
I'm sure there hasn't been any religious studies on us recently?
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:03 PM
My time here is short.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:03 PM
In a small market somewhere `Hm. Food, jewelry, trinkets. Nothing is really catching my eyes.`
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:03 PM
`No, not from me at least. I've transitioned my research to a different species...`
`Speaking of which...`
`Is your friend really a Squoatling?`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:04 PM
Yes. He is.
His family died in the catastrophe.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:04 PM
`Interesting...`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:04 PM
...and everyone else.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:05 PM
`Yes, so I've heard.`
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:05 PM
t!choose back alley salesman | small shop
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:05 PM
🤔 | Brakia, I pick small shop!
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:05 PM
Wait, why Maia?
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:05 PM
Speaking of religion, I may have some information for your studies on avians.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:05 PM
`There's less than 1000 in the universe now, yes?`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:05 PM
But that's a song for another time.
Yes, indeed.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:05 PM
`"Hello! welcome to my weapon shop. wha- Oh."
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:06 PM
What I came to talk to you about was your species' thing with lamainians. (edited)
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:06 PM
My planet needs me permanently. The High king has passed away and I am next in line..
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:06 PM
"A Floran. and one with a strange aura. What do you want?"
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:06 PM
Balls.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:06 PM
`Ugh, those things. They're so...just...ech.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:07 PM
Yeah.
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:07 PM
Emmett visibly frowns.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:07 PM
He has a problem with them.
So just, try not to bring them up, and try to prove you're not with them.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:07 PM
`Just a weapon.`
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:07 PM
`Yes, the Llamanians don't have good relations with the Squoatlings, I've learned.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:07 PM
Otherwise, airlock.
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:07 PM
I wish I had an alternative but I do not. she pats his head
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:08 PM
`...oh.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:08 PM
Yeah...
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:08 PM
`"What type? i'm not just going to tell what type you want."`
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:08 PM
I had a crush on you at one point, you know.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:08 PM
That's the crew's number 1 problem solver.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:08 PM
`What do you specialize in?`
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:08 PM
`That doesn't seem like an effective way to solve things.`
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:08 PM
`"Rapiers."`
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:08 PM
I am aware. I do have something for you before I go though.~
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:08 PM
But yet it is.
It is 100% efficient.
Every problem that goes to the airlock gets solved.
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:09 PM
A good-bye gift?
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:09 PM
Yes.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:09 PM
`I already have a blade.`
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:09 PM
`...huh.`
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:09 PM
Well, that's thoughtful of you!
And I've nothing.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:09 PM
`I guess sometimes the simplest solution is the best one.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:10 PM
Indeed.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:10 PM
`"These are small. So if you have a broadsword on your back, you could still carry one of these on your belt."`
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:10 PM
Our friendship is well enough, dear.
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:10 PM
That's relieving.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:10 PM
t!8ball Do I wave the otter goodbye for the time being?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:10 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:11 PM
t!8ball Do I wave the otter goodbye for the time being?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:11 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Enchantingtable2013.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:11 PM
Welp, see you for now.
Don't try and escape.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:11 PM
`I didn't catch your name.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:11 PM
Matieu.
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:11 PM
t!8ball Does Maia give Emmett his gift?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:11 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Mica.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:11 PM
But don't try anything (edited)
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:11 PM
`Alright. I'll see you later, Matieu.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:11 PM
Otherwise...
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:11 PM
t!8ball Will Danny greet everybody with 78 dabs collectively? (edited)
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:12 PM
Well, what is it?
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:12 PM
I shouldn't even have to say it. Take a guess.
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:12 PM
I can't say just yet. It is a surprise after all.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:12 PM
`Airlock, I know.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:12 PM
Good.
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:12 PM
t!8ball Will Danny greet everybody with 78 dabs collectively?(edited)
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:12 PM
I'm starting to warm up to you already.
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:12 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Platinum_Pathos.
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:12 PM
t!8ball Will Danny greet everybody with 78 dabs collectively?(edited)
t!8ball Will Danny greet everybody with 78 dabs collectively?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:12 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Platinum_Pathos.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:13 PM
`Alright. I'll take one. *Sanya places the money on the counter, and the salesman yanks her by the wrist.*
"I know your race. Your bloodlust. And most importantly, I know that aura. I advise you leave quickly, for many of us are true to our god."`
He releases her arm, and hands her a HellForged Rapier (edited)
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:13 PM
Surprises! What!
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:14 PM
Hehe. Patience, Emmett.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:14 PM
t!8ball does Chase start exploring the ship?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:14 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, ProfessorTree.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:14 PM
t!8ball does Chase start exploring the ship?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:14 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, ProfessorTree.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:15 PM
`Hm...`
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:16 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett "accidentally" brush along one of Maia's wings while walking back towards the shipping compartment?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, Zander.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:16 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya test out her powers of Dread?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Brakia.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:16 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya test out her powers of Dread?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:16 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Brakia.
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:17 PM
Final Frontier 2 Stories Chomsky Journal & Audio Logs Entry 1 Entry 3 Entry 4 Entry 5 Danny Emmett Zombification Airlocked - Part 1 Airlocked - Part 2 Airlocked - Part 3 Airlocked - Finale The Interviews Garrick Hector Iris Jim Matieu Sanya A Beginning A Conversation Betwee...
Wait a moment.
Where's Chase?
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:19 PM
t!8ball Does the air around Matieu begin to become very cold?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:19 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, Enchantingtable2013.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:19 PM
`I should head back to the ship. I shouldn't try to use any abilities while the entire city is watching my every move.`
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:19 PM
`I'm right here.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:19 PM
Jeez, Emmett must've turned on the air.
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:20 PM
What? Matieu let you out?
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:20 PM
Hey, Emmett, did you flip on the AC?
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:20 PM
I wasn't really ready to do that.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:20 PM
`Yeah, he did.`
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:20 PM
t!8ball Will Danny greet everybody with 78 dabs collectively?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:20 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Platinum_Pathos.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:20 PM
Sanya gets back to the ship.
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:21 PM
Hello, all
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:21 PM
`I'll properly introduce myself. Chase Sandeep, Ottori Biologist and Engineer.` (edited)
`And you are?`
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:22 PM
Emmett Tawfeek. Pilot and Co-Captain of the Vortex Pummeler.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:22 PM
`And you're a Squoatling, yes?` (edited)
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:22 PM
Just call me Danny, I don't know what I do on this ship.
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:22 PM
He looks side-to-side.
Uh, yeah.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:23 PM
`I forgot the birdseed, didn't I? I don't care. He can grab it himself.`
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:23 PM
Oh, and Matieu, I decreased the temperature if you were wondering.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:23 PM
`Fascinating...I'm honored to meet you, Emmett.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:23 PM
This feels absolutely freezing though!
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:24 PM
Maia sits on the couch
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:24 PM
Freezing? And, Chase, good to meet you too?
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:24 PM
Ahem. (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:24 PM
What temperature is it at? (edited)
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:24 PM
t!8ball does Chase notice anyone else?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:24 PM
🎱 | Yes, ProfessorTree.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:25 PM
`Is that a Floran?`
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:26 PM
`I have a name. And who are you?`
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:26 PM
`Chase Sandeep. You don't have a speech impediment. I'm surprised. Could I have your name?`
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:26 PM
It's about 19 degrees.
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:26 PM
there is also a giant horse woman
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:27 PM
Dude, this feels like 2 Celsius , dude. (edited)
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:27 PM
bro chase is here
finally
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:27 PM
`Sanya.` As she extends her hand out, a faint feeling of dread emanates from her.
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:28 PM
Seeing as I am unanimously ignored, I shall go to the kitchen and do as I feel. Also someone fix the temperature. (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:28 PM
Holy crap it's cold as balls.
SANYA!
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:28 PM
`Nice to meet you, Sanya...`
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:28 PM
`Yes?`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:28 PM
Do you have my birdseed?
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:29 PM
`Nope. Forgot it when a shopkeeper threatened me.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:29 PM
God.
Fucking.
DAMMIT!
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:29 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya head to her room to test out her powers of Dread?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:29 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Brakia.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:29 PM
Can you not just do me one, just ONE, solid? EVER?
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:29 PM
I can give you seed.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:29 PM
`I'll be in my room. You can get your own damn seed.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:30 PM
No, no, no... it's too late... it's too late....
I can feel it.
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:30 PM
Shh.. its ok! I have some!
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:30 PM
`Oh, hello there. A Centaur, I presume?`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:30 PM
I'm already getting cold, it's too late...
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:30 PM
Oh! Yes indeed.
I am Maia.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:30 PM
As Sanya enters her room, she pulls out her new weapon. (edited)
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:30 PM
`Nice to meet you. I'm Chase.`
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:30 PM
dread comes out of sanya’s hand and calls everybody fat gay dead naked real fake naked dead dead naked fat
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:31 PM
AMAZING
`Ok. He did it, so lets see if i can.`
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:31 PM
A pleasure!
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:31 PM
t!8ball Does Matieu feel the blue light coming from his eyes?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:31 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Enchantingtable2013.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:31 PM
`And you have wings as well...they're magnificent, I must say.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:31 PM
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit...
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:31 PM
BLUE LIGHT COMING FROM HIS EYE
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:31 PM
NO
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:31 PM
Why are you here
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:32 PM
Thank you. The finest wings in the galaxy.
she blushes a little
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:32 PM
It's happening, you tried as hard as you could, but it's far too late... (edited)
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:32 PM
She focuses, and she starts to encompass the blade in Dread.
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:33 PM
Um..
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:33 PM
`Sorry, wings are something I enjoy studying.`
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:33 PM
t!8ball Does maia quickly assist the avian? (edited)
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:34 PM
`Matieu, are you okay...?`
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:34 PM
t!8ball Does maia quickly assist the avian?(edited)
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:34 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Mica.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:34 PM
No, I'm not... I'm not...
'Yes he is.'
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:34 PM
t!8ball Does maia quickly assist the avian?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:34 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Mica.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:34 PM
'Do not worry about him.'
'I'm taking care of him.'
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:35 PM
`...never have I seen an Avian act like this.`
`Should I have something to fear?`
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:35 PM
I have seed..
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:35 PM
'He is not just any avian.'
'He is of the Righteous Few.'
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:36 PM
Sanya, visibly drained, comes out of her room.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:36 PM
'You have nothing to fear by any means.'
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:36 PM
im sorry
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:36 PM
`Hey gu- What.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:36 PM
'A benevolent god never hurts his subordinates.'
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:36 PM
`I have a fear.`
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:36 PM
What the heck..
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:36 PM
`A god?`
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:36 PM
one fear
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:37 PM
'For this one is of the purest line.'
'The people hate him, I love them.'
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:37 PM
Hey guys. What’s this about Matieu not feeling so good?
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:37 PM
'They are the purest of Avos.'
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:37 PM
`Yeah, hating him is easy.`
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:37 PM
`A ghost...?`
`Could this day get any weirder?`
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:38 PM
Be careful everyone..
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:38 PM
`Oh, hey Garrick.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:38 PM
'Not a ghost, one could say an all seeing entity.'
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:38 PM
Whoa, did we get another Ottori?
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:38 PM
A god.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:38 PM
'Entity being a God.'
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:38 PM
`I meant the bright yellow ghost that just showed up.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:38 PM
'Correct! Good job.'
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:38 PM
`It's your husband, Garrick.`
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:38 PM
`What?`
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:39 PM
Well, I’m flattered, but I wouldn’t call myself a god.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:39 PM
'You're especially bright, misses.'
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:39 PM
`...`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:39 PM
'What should I call you?'
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:39 PM
`Not you, Idiot.`
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:39 PM
I am a Demi-God.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:39 PM
'Honestly, shut up dude.'
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:39 PM
Oh, don’t be such a buzzkill.
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:39 PM
So I am familiar..
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:40 PM
'I could kill you if I wanted, kind sir.'
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:40 PM
`So, how many gods are in this crew, anyway?`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:40 PM
'Don't question my authority.'
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:40 PM
`I'm not questioning anything. I'm just asking a question.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:41 PM
'Not you, plantwoman. The Ghost.'
'Matieu is not a god, per se.'
'He's more like a vassal.'
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:41 PM
Garrick sticks his tongue out at Matieu.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:41 PM
`Plantwoman?` Sanya, again, raises her non-existent eybrow.
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:42 PM
Guys the kitchen was not as entertaining as I remember.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:42 PM
t!8ball Does the Entity slap Garrick off of the planet?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:42 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Enchantingtable2013.
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:42 PM
nice
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:42 PM
t!8ball Does the Entity slap Garrick off of the planet?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:42 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Enchantingtable2013.
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:42 PM
hey wait
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:42 PM
Emmett leaves the restroom, turning off the light.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:42 PM
'Say goodbye to him, at least for now.'
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:42 PM
thats cheating
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:43 PM
'Now, any questions you want answered?'
Deal with it
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:43 PM
Garrick isn't slapped
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:43 PM
u smell
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:43 PM
t!8ball Is Maia's time to go drawing near?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:43 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Mica.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:43 PM
`What god are you?`
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:43 PM
Because he's a ghost
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:43 PM
GOTEM
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:43 PM
Emmett.
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:43 PM
You know, I usually ignore these guys.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:43 PM
'I am Klux.'
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:44 PM
Everyone always ignores me...
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:44 PM
'The witty may have heard of me.'
'Hello round man.'
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:44 PM
They have all these God-things and all that shit.
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:44 PM
Emmett..
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:44 PM
And Danny, come meet Maia if you haven't. (edited)
She isn't food.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:44 PM
`I don't think I was mentally ready to see all of this.`
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:44 PM
Hello, "thing"
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:44 PM
`Then go find a room, Ottori.`
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:45 PM
H-hello.. she coughs up some stardust
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:45 PM
Yes. Maia?
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:45 PM
'Now, there is a special seed that can reverse this process, but until then, I am essentially Matieu.'
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:45 PM
Stop getting high on the job Maia
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:45 PM
`Can't be worse than he was.`
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:45 PM
I..
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:45 PM
I don't think she's high.
Emmett puts his digits on his hips.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:46 PM
Sanya heads to the pool, no longer caring about the Avian's problems
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:46 PM
I must go very soon.
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:46 PM
Or maybe you're also high
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:46 PM
Still you need to quit eating the ship. (edited)
So soon?
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:46 PM
I make no promises
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:46 PM
Yes.
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:46 PM
You can not stop me if we run out of food again
I will attempt to avoid all vital compenents though
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:47 PM
Emmett climbs atop of Maia's back.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:47 PM
`A humanoid Poyo...`
`Interesting.`
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:48 PM
Who are you?
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:48 PM
'And one thing I must say...'
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:48 PM
Emmett. We need to go somewhere quiet.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:48 PM
`I'm Chase. And you are?`
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:48 PM
Well, you can take me anywhere.
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:48 PM
There is no quiet Maia, only here
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:48 PM
'I know about one of your old friends, everyone.'
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:48 PM
Garrick floats back to the group.
That wasn’t funny.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:48 PM
`Oh ho ho. I see you two are...more than friends.`
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:49 PM
Call me Danny
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:49 PM
'By the name of Matthias, I believe.'
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:49 PM
she smiles
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:49 PM
'If anyone cares to listen, I will say he plans on returning to you.'
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:49 PM
Matieu are you high as well?
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:49 PM
`I believe the rest of the crew is occupied. You two should skedaddle.`
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:50 PM
Wait, Matthias is coming back?
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:50 PM
'Common misconception, I am not Matieu.'
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:50 PM
Let's go to our old room.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:50 PM
'I am Klux.'
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:50 PM
Seth is going to be piiiiiisssed.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:50 PM
'And yes, he is.' (edited)
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:50 PM
Lead the way, horsey.
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:50 PM
OK "Klux" so you are confirming you are high correct?
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:50 PM
'He has been especially righteous, so I decided to let him do as he wants.'
'I am by no means high.'
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:51 PM
I will consider that means you are high. (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:51 PM
'There is only one drug in the galaxy, and its Yontreconicam.'
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:51 PM
You’re certainly acting high.
All high and mighty, that is.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:51 PM
'That drug is grown 99823.319 universal miles away.' (edited)
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:52 PM
She walks him to their old room, closing the door and placing him on her cloud bed so they were eye level.
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:52 PM
oh no
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:52 PM
Lewd this
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:52 PM
Too much lewd
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:52 PM
cucc
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:53 PM
wucc
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:53 PM
w
hat
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:53 PM
5 dorra wuccy
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:54 PM
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:54 PM
I just wanted to say something to you before I leave.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:54 PM
kirby man
cursed image
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:54 PM
its danny
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:54 PM
Sanya sits at the pool.. thinking.
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:55 PM
baby
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:56 PM
Okay.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:56 PM
`I ponder what it would be like if two gods were to mate.`
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:56 PM
I wasn't very close to anyone on this ship, except for you.. and to be honest, I have very much enjoyed our companionship. I do apologize for not being here often.
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:56 PM
t!8ball does garrick slap danny
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:56 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, [RP]retribution.
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:56 PM
You're fine with that. You have responsibilities.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:56 PM
'I assume you'd pleasure in seeing that, Chase?'
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:57 PM
Bad blue man. Do not like him.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:57 PM
`I'd want to see the results, for research purposes.`
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 03:57 PM
That is rude
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:57 PM
'Research, old as time. Humans used that for many, many, strange reasons.'
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:57 PM
This responsibility was one I wasn't expecting so soon. she starts to cry sparkly tears.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 03:57 PM
`It would be a one-of-a-kind scientific discovery.`
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:57 PM
`Another god huh? How do you feel about that?`
"I never bothered with Klux. But now that he's here..."
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:58 PM
'Well usually science conflicts with religion.'
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:58 PM
Don't cry.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 03:58 PM
'I don't know how that would bode with my peers.'
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:58 PM
Just remember the good times. Hope for the best, y'know?
Brakia 11-Nov-18 03:58 PM
`Hm.`
Mica 11-Nov-18 03:59 PM
I will. I will never forget my time spent here. As for now, I want to give you your gift.
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 03:59 PM
oh no
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:59 PM
t!8ball Does Danny have a multidimensional tongue?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:59 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander.
Zander 11-Nov-18 03:59 PM
t!8ball Does Danny have a multidimensional tongue?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 03:59 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:00 PM
t!choose keep sitting | swim
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 04:00 PM
🤔 | Brakia, I pick keep sitting!
Mica 11-Nov-18 04:00 PM
Something good is going to happen in the near future. Something I've wanted to happen since I've met you.
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:01 PM
Really?
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:01 PM
t!8ball Does Klux levitate over to Sanya?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 04:01 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Enchantingtable2013.
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 04:01 PM
oh no
Mica 11-Nov-18 04:01 PM
Me being in this form has prevented me from fulfilling this.
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:01 PM
Emmett's starting to feel a little uneasy from the suspense. (edited)
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:02 PM
'God, plantwoman, you do not know how much that made my feet hurt.'
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 04:02 PM
Clothes are not a form Maia!
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:02 PM
'I haven't had to walk in ages!'
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:03 PM
`Walking's good for bodies. I think.`
Mica 11-Nov-18 04:03 PM
she rests a hand on his shoulder to comfort him
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:03 PM
'Well usually my vassals have strong bodies. Matieu is just extremely agile. It's almost inhuman.'
Mica 11-Nov-18 04:03 PM
t!8ball Does Maia give Emmett his goodbye gift?
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:04 PM
YES
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:04 PM
`He's not human. There's your answer`
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 04:04 PM
I do not respect you Garrick
t!8ball Does Danny slap Garrick with his multidimensional tongue?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 04:04 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Platinum_Pathos.
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 04:04 PM
t!8ball Does Danny slap Garrick with his multidimensional tongue?
t!8ball Does Danny slap Garrick with his multidimensional tongue?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 04:04 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Platinum_Pathos.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:04 PM
'Oh shut up.'
'You're quite the smartass.'
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 04:05 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, Platinum_Pathos.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:05 PM
`Awfully casual for a god.`
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 04:05 PM
t!8ball Does Danny slap Garrick with his multidimensional tongue?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 04:05 PM
🎱 | Yes, Platinum_Pathos.
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 04:05 PM
THAT’S IT
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:05 PM
'Sometimes I just have to let it out, you know?'
'I was alive once, you know.' (edited)
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 04:05 PM
What's it!
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:06 PM
`A god was human? `
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:06 PM
'I was the first of my line.'
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:06 PM
`Wait, if you are an avian god, why were you human?`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:06 PM
'By who knows what, I was decidedly the most pure of the small group that was the Avians.'
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 04:06 PM
t!choose hammer | taser | marshmallow
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 04:06 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick taser!
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 04:07 PM
Garrick tases Danny.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:07 PM
'I was never really good, but I learned.'
'Avians were a horrible group of creatures until I intervened.'
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 04:08 PM
Garrick, I will warn you now, this will not be pretty if you continue in these actions.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:08 PM
`Hm. So, you didn't make the race, but you helped them?`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:08 PM
'The majority of us divine beings were alive.'
'Indeed.'
'Nobody knows where Avians came from.'
'They were just, there I guess.'
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:09 PM
`Hm. Our god created our race in his own image. He needed something to created... fear.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:10 PM
'Odd. Seems very counterintuitive for a race.'
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 04:10 PM
I have the sudden urge to kill you!
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:10 PM
`It fit his needs.`
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 04:10 PM
He whacks Danny with a marshmallow.
Mica 11-Nov-18 04:11 PM
Maia starts to glow, turning into her pure celestial form. Her new form was small, similar to Emmett's size and shape. She hugged him gently and leaned into to him, caressing his cheek and planted a sweet kiss on his lips. "This isn't a good bye, but more of a see you later."
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 04:11 PM
You have no urges you pile of ectoplasm!
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 04:11 PM
I’d insult you but I have no idea what your race is!
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 04:12 PM
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:12 PM
Emmett is in a state of shock from her change of forms. He didn't really know how to react.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:12 PM
'For me, the best way to raise a race is to set an example.'
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:12 PM
U-Uh...
You're a star!
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 04:12 PM
and then they mate and make squoat god babies
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:13 PM
'I wanted the Avians and to be respectable.'
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 04:13 PM
At least I have a physical body on this plane of existence.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:13 PM
`Then you're much better than our god. We are simply a tool in his eyes.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:14 PM
'You can always follow me. Race is no matter to me. Although, you would be the first floran to follow our ways.'
Mica 11-Nov-18 04:14 PM
This is my purest form. Now, have granted my wish that you will find out in due time..
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 04:15 PM
Yeah well, I bet you don’t have infinite pockets, do you???
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 04:15 PM
An infinite stomach is good enough I think.
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 04:15 PM
I like being partially incorporeal.
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:15 PM
Emmett awkwardly hugs her.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:15 PM
`I wish i could follow another god. But he's a much bigger part of my life than any other floran.`
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 04:16 PM
had to leave the vc so i could charge my phone
Mica 11-Nov-18 04:16 PM
She hugs him tenderly and kisses his cheek.
I must go now.
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:17 PM
See you soon then? Emmett felt confused.
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 04:17 PM
And how do the girls enjoy your intangible form? (edited)
Mica 11-Nov-18 04:17 PM
Very soon.
she smiled reassuringly
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:18 PM
He smiled softly and felt his cheek.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:18 PM
`He's... He's fundamental.`
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 04:19 PM
I haven’t seen a female ghost in at least 287 years. It’s not really a priority.
Mica 11-Nov-18 04:19 PM
Goodbye, Emmett.
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:19 PM
Have fun on Saturn!
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 04:20 PM
Because they realized a ghostly form wasn't worthy of you, so they skipped on up to heaven.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:20 PM
"You are more than a tool. You know that right?"
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 04:20 PM
t!8ball does Chase walk into the room just as Maia is leaving?
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 04:20 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, ProfessorTree.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:20 PM
`Yeah. I'm a puppet. A body.`
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 04:21 PM
`Hey-oh...`
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 04:21 PM
That’s not how ghosts work. And you don’t look like you get much action either.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 04:21 PM
`What's happening to her?`
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:21 PM
Emmett's cheek felt really hot still.
There goes Maia then.
Mica 11-Nov-18 04:22 PM
she smiled as a tear streamed down her cheek and disappeared, fading away into trail of stardust.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 04:22 PM
`...`
`Is she...dead?`
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 04:23 PM
does that mean i have to find a new toriel for mission failure
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 04:23 PM
I see I mean nothing to you Maia! Goodbye anyways!
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:23 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) no
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 04:23 PM
okay
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 04:24 PM
`How...unfortunate...`
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:24 PM
@Treydel (Retribution) Rashidi said you need to battle Danny on Jackbox 5 tonight
I'm sorry I've ignored you all this time.
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 04:24 PM
Garrick rudely barges in. Through the wall.
Hey, what happened?
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:24 PM
So you're a scientist, right?
Treydel (Retribution) 11-Nov-18 04:24 PM
Oh.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 04:25 PM
`Yes, a Biologist and Engineer.` (edited)
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:26 PM
And you're fascinated with me?
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 04:27 PM
`Your race, to be precise. I've been meaning to hold studies on the Squoatians for a couple years.`
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:27 PM
`Well, too late now.`Sanya is in the doorway.
Tatsumaki 11-Nov-18 04:27 PM
🆙 | Brakia leveled up!
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:27 PM
First, it's Squoatlings. Squoatian is our language.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 04:28 PM
`Yes, sorry.`
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:28 PM
`Chase, you know of what happened to the Squoatlings, right?`
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 04:28 PM
In my experience, studies and experiments on beings based on genetics and racial qualities never ends well Emmett.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:28 PM
'Matieu told him' (edited)
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:29 PM
I don't think it'll be that bad, Danny.
ProfessorTree 11-Nov-18 04:29 PM
`Yes, they were killed in the destruction of their planet by Llamanians, right?`
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 04:29 PM
Be careful who you trust.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:29 PM
`I see.`
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:31 PM
Yeah, they got us good.
Ruined our game of life over a silly game of chess.
Emmett saddens.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:31 PM
'Their god is a pompous oaf anyways.'
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:32 PM
Sanya goes to comfort him
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:32 PM
By the way, Kluex.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:32 PM
'I've talked to them, a very rude entity.'
'Yes?'
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:32 PM
Squoat is superficial. He's real, but in a sense that no one can physically speak to him.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:32 PM
'Oh, I know.'
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:33 PM
Not even some self-proclaimed "god".
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:33 PM
'I met the guy.'
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:33 PM
Again, you miss the point.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:33 PM
Sanya pulls up a nearby chair and puts a hand on his shoulder.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:33 PM
'Very pleasant, unlike the Lamanian's god.' (edited)
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:34 PM
So anyhow.
Remember that email I got?
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:34 PM
'Do enlighten me.'
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:35 PM
I got my inheritance from the GU finally.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:35 PM
`Inheritance?`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:35 PM
'Was your family wealthy, by chance?'
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:36 PM
Extremely. Over seven digits in Squinks.
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:36 PM
`Hm. Not bad.`
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:36 PM
'How much does that compare to ducketts?'
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:36 PM
Though, they translate to five digits in Ducketts.
So, I just got us some tickets for a vacation.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:37 PM
'That's still quite a bit for your planet, I assume.' (edited)
'Splendid!'
'I'm sure Matieu would enjoy the view.'
Zander 11-Nov-18 04:37 PM
We're going to U-Vega!
Brakia 11-Nov-18 04:38 PM
`U-Vega?`
Platinum_Pathos 11-Nov-18 04:38 PM
Interesting.
Enchantingtable2013 11-Nov-18 04:38 PM
'Sounds wonderful!'
Bagelwrecker 19-Nov-18 03:38 PM
t!8ball Are we at a space station in U-Vega?
Tatsumaki 19-Nov-18 03:38 PM
🎱 | Cannot predict now, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 19-Nov-18 03:38 PM
t!8ball Are we at a space station in U-Vega?
Tatsumaki 19-Nov-18 03:38 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:39 PM
So, we're here then.
Bagelwrecker 19-Nov-18 03:39 PM
Yeah.
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:39 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett turn in the tickets?
Tatsumaki 19-Nov-18 03:39 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Zander.
Brakia 19-Nov-18 03:40 PM
`So, what exactly is this place?`
Bagelwrecker 19-Nov-18 03:40 PM
It's a space station, we need fuel and to restock on supplies.
Deyner 19-Nov-18 03:40 PM
t!8ball Does Deyner wake up from his nap?
Tatsumaki 19-Nov-18 03:40 PM
🎱 | Ask again later, Deyner.
Brakia 19-Nov-18 03:41 PM
`I meant U-Vega.`
Deyner 19-Nov-18 03:41 PM
t!8ball Does Deyner wake up from his nap?
Tatsumaki 19-Nov-18 03:41 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Deyner.
Deyner 19-Nov-18 03:41 PM
SNORES
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:41 PM
It's like a vice municipality.
Brakia 19-Nov-18 03:42 PM
`Ah. A hive of Scum and Villainy. `
Bagelwrecker 19-Nov-18 03:42 PM
My type of place.
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:42 PM
Not really.
Deyner 19-Nov-18 03:42 PM
mumbles in sleep die space man (edited)
Bagelwrecker 19-Nov-18 03:42 PM
If you need me I'll be getting laid.
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:43 PM
U-Vega has a reputation for being as clean as possible in its justice, funnily enough. (edited)
Deyner 19-Nov-18 03:44 PM
dreams about murdering space pirates that are also playing cards
Brakia 19-Nov-18 03:44 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya look at the gift shop? (edited)
Tatsumaki 19-Nov-18 03:44 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Brakia.
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:44 PM
Well, there's a gift shop I suppose.
Seth, get your butt over here and fill up the tank.
Deyner 19-Nov-18 03:45 PM
(Where are you guys rn?)
Bagelwrecker 19-Nov-18 03:45 PM
t!8ball Does Seth go get laid?
Tatsumaki 19-Nov-18 03:45 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Bagelwrecker.
Bagelwrecker 19-Nov-18 03:45 PM
t!8ball Does Seth go get laid?
Tatsumaki 19-Nov-18 03:45 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Bagelwrecker.
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:45 PM
t!8ball Are we at a space station in U-Vega?
@Deyner
Deyner 19-Nov-18 03:45 PM
K thx)
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:45 PM
Seth, the ship. Its fuel. Now.
Bagelwrecker 19-Nov-18 03:46 PM
Get someone else to do it.
Brakia 19-Nov-18 03:46 PM
`So, why are we here?`
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:46 PM
Because Seth said he was going to fill the ship tank up.
Bagelwrecker 19-Nov-18 03:46 PM
I said we needed fuel and supplies
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:46 PM
I promised to pay for it, he said he was filling it up.
Brakia 19-Nov-18 03:47 PM
`Again, Seth, I meant why are we at U-Vega.`
Deyner 19-Nov-18 03:47 PM
Gahhh! screams himself awake as he gets stabbed by a man looking like a Oompa Loompa
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:48 PM
Sanya, its a vacation area.
Deyner 19-Nov-18 03:48 PM
looks around Ughh shouldn’t have gotten drunk
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:48 PM
t!8ball Does Seth begrudgingly fill the tank up?
Tatsumaki 19-Nov-18 03:48 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander.
Deyner 19-Nov-18 03:48 PM
stumbles to the kitchen Seth!?
Bagelwrecker 19-Nov-18 03:49 PM
(I'm outside)
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:50 PM
Sanya, be a dear and wake up anyone in the ship.
Deyner 19-Nov-18 03:50 PM
(my character doesn’t know that, he just woke up
Brakia 19-Nov-18 03:50 PM
`Sure.`
Sanya walks into the ship.
`Hey, wake up!`
`I hope that works.`
Deyner 19-Nov-18 03:51 PM
sits on a stool Hey Sanya!
Brakia 19-Nov-18 03:52 PM
`Oh. Hey. I think Emmett needs you.`
Deyner 19-Nov-18 03:52 PM
gets up ok I’ll be right out. Do you know where Seth is?
Brakia 19-Nov-18 03:52 PM
`Fueling.`
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:53 PM
(Through the comms) He's out here, filling up the ship.
Deyner 19-Nov-18 03:53 PM
follows Sanya outside Ok!
Bagelwrecker 19-Nov-18 03:53 PM
We honestly could have had the ship attendee's fuel the ship
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:53 PM
You could stop bickering about it. A promise is a promise.
Deyner 19-Nov-18 03:54 PM
gets outside Hey Emmett, you need something?
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:55 PM
Just waiting here. There's a long ass line outside to U-Vega.
Deyner 19-Nov-18 03:55 PM
What do you need?
Brakia 19-Nov-18 03:55 PM
`How long should it take?`
Bagelwrecker 19-Nov-18 03:56 PM
Emmett can you go grab me a pack of space weed cigarettes?
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:57 PM
Fine.
t!8ball Does Emmett go grab the cigarettes?
Tatsumaki 19-Nov-18 03:58 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Zander.
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:58 PM
Actually, I can't.
I'm in line.
Bagelwrecker 19-Nov-18 03:58 PM
Oh I forgot.
Deyner 19-Nov-18 03:58 PM
Hey Emmett do you got something you need fixing? (edited)
Zander 19-Nov-18 03:58 PM
(Zander says no)
Bagelwrecker 19-Nov-18 04:01 PM
t!8ball Does Seth see a very pretty woman that give him big boner?
Tatsumaki 19-Nov-18 04:01 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Bagelwrecker.